THE TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, JANUARY 12, 1899.
EST PLACE IN TILLAMOOK COUNTY TO TRADE
IS
AT
THE
Truckee Lumber Company’s STORE at HO
•"Mi
MERCHANDISE.
All Kinds of
»♦«
Logger’s Supplies.
LEIGH JONES, Manager Mill and Store.
Principal Office, 3 California St., San Francisco, Cal
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
The Kansas Hen.
"Know him;? I should say I did. Knew
his father before him. Toobad.ain’tit ?’’
We have read of Maud on a summer day,
“That lawyer is such a great friend of
And Sine's bereaved friend passed out
Who raked, barefooted, the new-mown ß L. EDDY,
yours,’’ said one business man to anothj with his burden of sorrow.
hay»
er, “that I presume he charged you only
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
a nominal fee ?”
prattle of youngsters . We have read of the maid in the early
morn,
"Yes, oh, yes. Phenomenal ; bigger
T illamook , O regon .
Little Mildred—Say, Tommy, do you Who milked the cow with the crumpled
than the infernal verdict.”
horn,
know what a catagory is ?
“Hold up your hands!”
Little Tommy—Course ! Its the place And we’ve read the lays that the poets
yy j. MAY,
sing
At this startling command every one where cats go when they die.
Of the rustling corn and the flowers of
of the six or eight stalwart men, taken
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
Fond Grandmamma—Geordie, tell the
spring,
by surprise, mechanically complied.
But
of
all
the
lays
of
tongue
or
¡>en
lady
what
George
Washington
did.
Then the voice was heard again, dron.
T illamook , O regon .
Geordie—He never saida blamed word. There’s naught like the lay of the Kansas
ing out these words :
hen.
You and each ofyou do solemnly swear
"My doll can shut her eyes and go to Long, long before Maud rakes her hay,
that the evidence you shall give in the
0. NOLAN,
case now in hearing shall lie the truth, sleep just lovely.”
The Kansas hen has begun to lay,
"Huh ! My doll never goes to sleep at)
the whole truth, etc.
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
And ere the milkmaid stir a peg,
all ; she’s got insomnier.”
The hen is up and has dropped her egg; Deputy District Attorney of Tillamook
She—So yon have decided to be a law
The corn must rustle and flowers spring
County, Office in Aiderman Hotel
Decerning Child (who has heard some
yer and are enthusiastic at the prospect.
Building,
If they hold their own with the barnyard
remarks
by
his
father)
—
Are
you
a
new
They say that love of a profession and
T illamook , O regon .
ring.
nurse?
|ove of a woman conflict.
If Maud is needing a hat and gown
Nurse—Yes, dear.
He—Not necessarily. In love and law
Child—Well, then, I am one of those She doesn’t hustle her hay to town,
rp H. GOYNE,
there is a difference, but not a vital one.
boys
who can only be managed by kind But goes to the store and obtain her
It goes to form rather than substance.
suit
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
In love the attachment precedes the de ness, so you had lietter get some sponge With a basketful of her fresh hen fruit;
cake
and
candy
at
once.
Office:
Opposite Court House,
claration, while in law the declaration
If the milkmaid’s beau makes a Sunday
comes before the attachment. In your
The Philadelphia Record tells of a tea
call
T illamook , O regon .
case, for instance, I have long held the cher who had just finished explaining She doesn’t feed him on milk at all,
attachment. I now file the declaration. the use of the ditto marks, when she no But works up eggs in a custard pie
ticed one of her young searchers for And^stuffs him full of chicken fry.
QLAUDE THAYER,
A justice of the peace in Texas, on the knowledge searching for it in a half-dime And when the old man wants a horn,
fourth trial of a petty but tenaciously novel. So she made him stay after school Does he take the druggist a load of
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
fought case in which no apjienl could be and write the sentence “Always pay at
corn ?
Imd, allowed the witnesses on cross ex tention’’ a hundred times. In a very Not much ! He simply robs a nest,
T illamook , O regon .
amination to suit themselves about an short time he gave a glad shout:
And to town he goes—you know’ the rest,
swering questions. A witness would say,
“I’ve did it !”
He hangs around with the cliques and
“I won’t answer no such g— d— fool
"What kind of language is that ?” she
rings,
U. J. DALY,
question as that,” and the justice would remarked severely ; “and you surely And talks of politics and things,
i OSCAR HAYTER.
sav,with similaremphasis, “that’» right,” haven't had time to do it.”
While his poor wife stays at home and JJALY & HAYTER,
There was a light between the attorneys
"Well I’m done it, then—anyhow, here
scowls,
because one of them tried to stem the it is.”
But is saved from want by those self
ATTORN E YS-AT-LA W,
rushing, roaring tide of the other's elo
He held up his paper. The senteuce
same fowls;
D allas . O regon .
quence to the jury by calling him a liar. was written once at the top and the re For, while her husband lingers there,
These amenities were apparently regard maining surface was covered with dots. She watches the cackling liens with care,
ed as proper incidents of the trial, but on
“But you haven’tdoueit!'’sheexdlaim- And (gathers eggs, and the eggs she’ll ROBERT A. MILLER,
complaint made against the orator for ed.
hide
ATTORNEY-AT LAW,
“using loud and vociferous language in a
He gazed at her scornfully.
( Till she saves enough to stem the tide.
public place, to-wit, the court house,” he
O regon C ity , O regon .
" 'Course I have—them’s ditto marks— i I Then hail, all hail, to the Kansas hen,
wasconvicted by the justice and fined $15. made ’em ninety-uine times—they’re good
Land Titles and Land Office Business a
The greatest blessing of all to men!
'fhr justice seems to have a new version things.”
Specialty.
Throw up your hats and emit a howl
of Dr. Watts, which says: “Let lawyers
What else was there to do but to let For the preserving barnyard fowl!
delight to scrape and light, for tis their him go at once, which she did ?
Corn may be king, but it’s plainly seen
«JAMES MCCAIN,
nature to, but to yell like fury when ad
¡A. W. SEVERANCE.
The Kansas hen is the Kansas queen.
dressing the jury, only imps of satan
“
Edgar
was
afraid
he
would
I
faint
XfcCAIN
&
SEVERANCE,
will do.”
To Cure a Cold in one Day.
when he naked papa for my hand.”
Not long since the notice, “Court Ad
ATTORN E YS- AT-LA W,
’ Ih.i he
Take laxative Bromo Quinine Tab
journed Sine Die," was posted on the
lets. All druggists refund money if it
"No ; papa fainted.”
T illamook , O regon .
door of the supreme court in Brooklyn
fails to cure. 25c.
The genuine has
i
Nome gentleman with an artistic and high
"Do you suppose Patti's engagement is L. B. Q. on each tablet.
TT
B. HENDRICKS,
ly trained sense of lininor added a "d” to a love match t Her cliaroiB are rather
IL.
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
the word "die’’ and went an his way re liasse, you know.”
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is the
joicing. Next day a person who makes a
“My dear girl, money never grows senior partner of the firm of S. J. Cheney & Co. I Careful attention paid to Land Office
doing business in the City of Toledo, County
work and collections, notary public
practice of haunting the public buildings old.”
and State aforesaid, and that the firm will pay ■
work and practice in all the
in Brooklyn and professes acquaintance
the
sum
of
one
hundred
dollars
for
each
and
I
Courts.
“ IIere is a caae of a nihn who stole a
with every well known man in the vicinity.
I every ease of C atarrh that cannot be cored by Office in the J. H. Bridgeford Building,
kiss
from
a
woman
und
has
now
lieen
de
drop|K*d into the clerk’s office.
the use of H all ’ s C atarrh C ure .
near the post-office,
clared insane.''
Frank J. Cheney
BAY CITY ..........
OREGON.
“Sec here," he said, “when did Sine
d' You never showed any symptoms of
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
pass in his checks ?"
insanity, "she returned rather regretfully. presence, this 6th day of December. A. I). 1886.
"What’ii that ?“ demanded the a st on-
i i
1
A. W. Gleason J)AVID WILEY, M.D.,
¿SEAL >
slied clerk.
"The bookkee|»er, ' sani the typewriter !
Notary Public.
i "When did Sine die?” I sec the courts girl, "came near propping to ine yester ' Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
PHYSICIAN, SURGEON AND
day afternoon.”
are closed on account of it.’’
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
ACCOUCHEUR.
"What
did
he
say
?
”
of the system. Send for testimonials, free.
"Oh," said the clerk, pulling himself to
"He asked me to hold out my finger.
All call promptly attended to.
F.
J.
Cheney
&
Co.,
Toledo
O
gether, "he died yesterday. Did you I did so and he blew a ring of smoke on
Sold by druggists, 75c.
T illamook , O regon .
know him ?”
it.”
Hall’s FaiuilyPills are the best.
TOLD OUT OF COURT.
£t E. HAWKE, M.D.,
AND
PHYSICIAN
0.R.&N
SURGEON.
TILLAMOOK,
OREGON.
Telephone No. 7.
I'ill on Depot, Sixth anti J Street«.
TWO TRAINS DAILY
FROM
ALL POINTS
EAST.
St. Alphonsus
ACADEMY,
TILLAMOOK,
OREGON.
CLASSES WERE RESUMED ON THE
FIRST MONDAY IN SEPTEMBER.
GRADED COURSE
TION
OF
INSTRUC
ST. ALPHONSUS ACACEMY is divided into
four departments, viz : Primary, Intermediate
Grammar, and Senior.
The year is divided into tour terms of eleven
weeks each.
____________
TUITION
MAIL
FAST
FEE.
OCEAN
Tuition Fee for one pupil for a term of eleven
weeks in the Primary Department, Two D ol
lars ; in the I ntermediate , T hree D ollars ; !
G rammar G rade , F our D ollars ; S enior
G rade , F ive D ollars .
AND
RIVER SCHEDULE.
OCEAN DIVISION. — Steamships sail from
Ainsworth dock at 8 p.m. For Sau Francisco ;
Geo. W, Elder sails October 4, il, 20 and 29 ;
Columbia sails October S, 14 and 23; State of
California sa Is October 8, 17 and 26.
COLUMBIA
INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.
ROUTE.”
leaves for the Hast via Walla Walla and
Spokane dally at 2:20 p.m. Arrives at 10:15
a.m.
Leaves for the East via Pendleton and Hunt
ington daily at 8 p m. Arrives via Huntington
and Pendleton at 7,20 a.m
Dalles acommodation leaves daily except
Sunday at M a ra. Arrives daily except Bun
day at 6:30 p.m.
THROUGH PULLMAN AND TOURIST
SLEEPERS.
Water lines schedule subject to change with
out notice.
RIVER SIMMER SCHF.I)
ULK DIVISION.
Instrumental Music on the Piano or the PORTLAND, ASTORIA AN l THE COAST.
stringed instruments, fora term of eleven weeks
Steamer R. R. Thompson leaves Portland
daily, except Sunday, at 8 p.m., on Saturday
T en D ollars .____________
at 10 p.m. Returning, leave Astoria daily, ex
cept Sunday, at a.m.
VOCAL MUSIC.
WILLAMETTE
Vocal Music. E ight D ollars .
RIVER
ROUTE.
PORTLAND AND SALEM
Steamer Ruth, Jfor Salem and way points
BUSINESS DEPARTMENT.
leaves Portland Mondays, Wednesdays and Fri-
In the Business Department: Stenograph <l«ysat 6 a 111. Returning,
____ _ leaves
________
______
Salem
Tues«
Book-keeping, and Type-writing included, if days, Thursdays and Saturdays at 7 -.15 a.m.
desired. The common branches, T hirty - five ’
YAMHILL RIVER ROUTE.
D ollars for the whole course.
I Steamer Modoc, for Payton
w. and way __
point'
Plain Sewing and Fancy Work free to the . leaves Portland Tuesdays. Thursdays and 8at-
pupils on Saturday afternoon.
..
.. ' I urdays at 7 a in.
m. Rd;;.
Returning, leaves Dayton iL.
for
Latin, French, and German included in the Portland and vt av points Mondays, Wednesdays
Senior Grade. Private lessons in those la"- : and
---> Fridays
------ at
*-------
7 aan.
guagesTKN D ollars a term.
Steamer* Alniota leaves Riparia Mondays
Board and Tuition including plain and fancy Wednesdays
and Fridays at 1145 a.in., a ter ar
needle work, T hirteen D ollars a month.
of train from Spokane and Portland
When there are four pupils in one family at rival
Leaves
Lewiston,
returning, Sundays, Tuesdays
tending. the last one is free.
Sewing school, free to pupi’s, will be resumed and Thursdays at o a.m.
Steamer
Lewiston
leaves Riparia Sundays,
on the first Saturday in October.
Tuesdays and Thursdays at 1:45 a.in.; after
arrival of train from Spokane and Portland.
REGULATIONS.
Leaves Lewiston Mondays, Wednesdays and
Students are entered at any time during the Saturdays at 6 a.m.
Session. No deduction will be'made in eithe
W H. HURLBURT,
the Academic or Music Departmen 1 or th
General Passenger Agent.
Christmas or Easter Holiday for. w th drawn V. A. SCHILLING, City Ticket Agent.
before the expiration of .the term or absence
Telephone (Main) 712,
< xceptin case of dismissal or prolongedpllness
Those who finish a complete course in the
Academic or the Commercial Department and
pass a satisfactory exaininaition in the branches 1
prescribed are entitled to a Diploma.
OF
CHAS. PETERSON, C. & E. Thayer
General Banking and Exchange busi
ness interest paid on time deposits.
Exchangeon England, Belgium, Ger
many, Sweden, and all foreign countries.
TILLAMOOK,
SHAVING
HAIR CUTTING,
SHAMPOOING,
ORE.
C. A. BAILEY,
DKAI.KR IN
STUDEBAKER WAGONS.
OSBORNE MOWERS,
Buggies, hay rakes, plows, and other
farm machinery.
You can save
EVERYTHING STRICTL Y FIRST CLASS.
money by dealing with me,
Special Prices on Buggies and Spring
Wagons.
C. A. BAILEY, Tillamook, Ore.
Hot and Cold Raths
EDGAR LATIMER,
BARBER AND HAIRDRESSER
SHAVING,
HAIR
INSURE
CUTTING,
SHAMPOOING, ETC.
Claude
WITH
Thayer,
Agent for Fireman’s Fund and London
and Lancashire Fire Insurance
New Building, next door to Post Office
Companies.
COME TO TILLAMOOK COUNTY !
Timber, etc.
The Soil Surprisingly Productive.
Fine Schools and Churches.
The Land is Cheap.
Crop Failure Never Known
Good Class of People.
Stock Alway Fat.
GRASS IS KING I
One Acre of Land in Tillamook County will raise three times the amount of Grass to that raised in anv oil.».
It grows and keeps green the year round, and is the ideal pasture for dairying
.•
e n
Ct‘°n °f OrCS°n’
TILLAMOOK BUTTER AND CHEESE
Owing to its fine quality, is at a premium, bringing the Highest Cash Price in the San Francisco .,„1 P <i i
No conn tv ... Oregon offers better advantages than Tillamook, where the industrious Home Seeker “bound He suSul.
Those desiring information regarding Tillamook county ean secure it by writing to the H eadlight O ffice , or to any of the
perfectly reliable businessmen of Tillamook city.