the
WONDERFUL
PATHOS AND BATHOS.
f Modeled’tT^crt‘an npnrn^d vat fern. 1
It stands in the corner, alone and forlorn.
The old parlor sofa so threadbare and-worn.
The chintz that bedecks it might cause the
II le t?'
T > shudder and flee with a yell to the street,
For there are arranged; on a background of
green. .
Enormotfs chrysanthemums ult rainarine,
But ‘‘ver by me ahull be fondly adored
The old parlor sofa where grandfather snored.
Y hi may jeer, you may sneer, you nsay gibe
at it, too
(But sit not upao_.it whatever you do.
For all who’abruptly sit down on its seat
Repent it with language I dare not repeat).
I' m suxbags may be broken, uncertain its legs,
But mourning affection affectingly begs
A tribute of tears, such as grief may afford,
Fdf ’fill’ 'old parlor sofa where grandfather
snored.
How often, recumbent, he lingered there long
(His legs .being weak, though his language was
strafagl.
Aye, call me unmanly and weak if you will!
I ding to the sofa devotedly still,
And many a jugful of tears have I shed
Op tho antimacassar that covers its head.
(And haven’t you ever encountered before
A ballad like this ohe of grandfather’s snore?)
-Pick Mo Up.
Cureof Chronic Diseases
C. A. BAILEY
---- Dealer in —
STUDEBAKER WACONS,
Osborne Mowers
The Earthquake.
” In the course of a sermon a negro preach
er in Georgia touched on tho subject of
^artbfjnakes. He Haiti:
’ r,1‘C)li, ïuy sinful hearers, a yoarthquake
1« nothin mo' Her less den dis—hell dono
got tired waltln fer you en goneter sleep
en wuko up yawnin!”—Atlanta Constitu
tion.
An Embarrassing Question.
Schoolmaster (to new boy)—What is
your father by trade?
Boy (perplexed)—Must I tell?
Schoolmaster—Yes, you must.
- Boy (after a great deal-of-hesitation)—•
Please; sir, he’ff the bearded woman at the
circus!—Tit-Bits.
New to Him.
“Papa, how do the people in the weath
er bureau find out what kind of woather
we are going to have?”
“I didn’t know that they did, my son.”
—Yonkers Statesman.
I>r*«i to AIL
“What is apathy?”
“It's a strange and dangerous condition
that a man sometimes falls into—a condi
tion In which he has even been known to
lend his bicycle."—Chicago Record.
Where They Were.
Miss Antique—He says there are lies In
tho Bl bio.
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Miss Cnustiquc—Why, dhl you let him
seo your birth register?—New York riuD-
£ay Journal..
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It is much more wholesome
From the Smith'e Faile Record.
.Throughout Canada, from the western people in the Franklin Street Congregational
boundary of Ontario to the Atlantic Ocean, Church, at Manchester, N. 11. Rive doctor«
had arrived and were in attendance before
there is no name more widely known in tem he regained consciousness. In all these cities
perance and evangelistic work than that of the and towns the newspapers freely mentioned
Rev. W. A. Dunnett. Mr. Dunnett has been his affliction at the time. Mr. Dunnett said
he had consulted many physicians, though he
the Grand Vice-Councillor of Ontario and said,
to be entirely fair, he had never been any
Quebec in the Royal Templars, and so popular great length of time under treatment by any
is he among the members of tbe order that in one doctor because of his itinerant mode of
Montreal there is a Royal Templars council life. In the early part of the summer of 1896,
while in Brookville assisting the pastor of tire
named “Dunnett Council” in his honor. For Wall Street Methodist Church in evangelistic
more than ten years Mr. Dunnett has been go services, he was speaking of his trouble to a
ing from place to place pursuing his good friend who urged him to try Dr. Williams'
work, sometimes assisting resident ministers, Pink Pills, and next day presented him with a
sometimes conducting a series of gospel tem dozen boxes. “1 took the pills,” said Mr.
perance meetings independently, but always Dunnett. “and I declare to you I am a well
laboring for the good of his fellows. While man to-day. I used to worry a great deal
in Smith’s Falls a few in »ntlisago in connection over the pain about my heart, but that is all
with his work he dropped into the Record office gone now, and I feel like a new man.” All
for a little visit with the editor. Duriug the this the reverend gentleman told in a simple
conversation the Record ventured to remark conversational way, and when it was sug-
that his duties entailed an enormous amount of Sested that he Jet it he known, he rather
emurred, because, as he put it, “ I am almost
hard work. To this Mr. Dunnett assented, but
added that in his present physical condition afraid to say I am cured, and yet there is no
he was equal to any amount of hard work. man enjoying better health to-day than 1 do.”
At that time, at Mr. Dunnett’s request,
But it was not .al ways to, he said, and then
he gave the writer the following little per his statement was only published locally,,
but
now writing under the date of Jan. 21si
sonal history, with permission to make it
public. He said that for the past thirteen from Fitchburg, Mass., where he has been
year» he had been greatly troubled with a conducting a very successful series of evan
pain in the region of his heart, from which gelistic meetings, he says: “ 1 lia<i held back
ne was unable to get any relief. At times it from writing in regard to my health, not be
was a dull, heavy pain, at others sharp and cause I had forgotten, hut because it seemed
severe. Oftentimes it rendered him unfit too good to be true that the old time pain
for his engagements, and at all times it had gone. I cannot say whether it will ever
made it difficult to move. His trouble was return, but I can certainly say it has not
always visible to the public and frequently i troubled me for months, and I am in better
when conducting service he would give out ’ health than I have been for years. I have
anl doctors had to be called in to attend gained in flesh, hence in weight. I would
him. Thia occurred to him in the Yonge i prefer not to say anything about my appe
Street Church, Torouto; the Baptist Church, tite; like the poor, it is ever with me. Yes.
Woodstock, N. P.; the Methodist Church, I attribute my good health to I)r. Williams-
Carleton Place. Ont. On another occasion | Pink Pills, and you have my consent to um
while preaching to an audience of 2,5001 the fact.”
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To everyone going to the new
gold fields
A BOONr-jA BLESSING
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practical qiU’Htions ennweren
not by giie*s woik—not by
-fay-nt-lioiiies—IniT by experi-
Steamer V7. IT. Harrison,
or R. P. Elmore,
(here—worked there—Mnd in
( ioja ’ going ..back there, to get
RICH
Will n.k* trip, «very five d«y«. the we«thei peril,itiliic bei nrcen Aatoria and TltlaaMOk Cit>
carrying Height und | avenges.
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mil' ll it will <;o»t— what to lake
—.how logo—how to live—how
k'-Fp well—what to do when
-ick—where to go (lu re - how
In prospect—Imw to mi.ie there,
ami much more.
ELMORE, SANBORN & Co., Astoria, or COHN & CO.,
Tillamook, Agt».
ONE GIVES RELIEE
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IT IS A TREASURT&4 TREASURE
It» material has never before
hem mihlished—ill» privately
Ipiiiilcd— can only la- Itatl hr
..eliding Io F.
S teinbach ,
Tacoma, Wui.li , and encloning
25cte.
Refer to any bank litre for
evidence of good faith.
Don’t Spend a Dollar
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until you have tried
THE TILLAMOOK
EOW. G. E. WIST Proprietor.
Tills Hotel has just tEED newly furnished ar d put in
first dess repair and is new by far lhebest in the city
E verything C omfortable and H omelike -
Terms Rencrab'e.
Tillamook Ore
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About Time.
“They my Bujunter ha. finally braivd
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• Well, he's been taking bracers enough.
—Detroit News.
Tillamook, Oregon
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Not nt All New.
Frank—Some gcnlu« in Birmingham
hat invented a buttonlera «hlrt.
BtHy—Wtry, that’« old. I’ve worn them
ever «Ince my wife learned to ride a bike.
—TilBita.___________
Shopping Incident.
“No, madnm, we can't take back that
waist. You have worn it.”
“What if I have? Yon adrertiaed It aa
'changeable allk.' “—Detroit Free Pre»«.
Too Much of a Good Thing.
“I can t fee why you object to young
Softly. I'm sure he if conftant.”-
"Worw than that—be« perpetual. ’ —
New York Truth.
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Furniture- Matting. Wall Paper, Window Shades ai
Floor Oil Cloth.
JONES BROS. All Kinds of Cabinet work Turning-Scroll sawing et
etc. done on short notice.
Screen doorsand Windows made to Order
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GAMBRINUS BEER
when you want
A Nice Rig and?
A Good Safe Team
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Common Rough 1.n'uber ut $8.00 per. thousand feet.
Shiplap. at f 00 per thousand feet.
‘ tle.'tlliifi kill» Irtf.
Sized lumber, nt 9.00 per thousand feet.
Special Prices wu Buggies and Spring
wauuus.
Flooring. N i. 2, at $12.00 per thousand feet.
c A BAILEY,
Flooring, No. 1, at $16.00 per thousand feet.
Tillamook, Ore.
t Rustic, No. 2, at $12.00 per thousand feet.'
Rustic No. 1, at $16.00 per thousand feet.
No 1, Finish, at $15.00per thousand feet.
Mouldings, J^ceiit per foot, per inch in width.
JONES BROS.
.AU 3 inch planking at $7.00 per thousand feet.
Livery
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Buggies, hny rake- plows and other farm
machinery. Yon <• ».i save money by
Perfectly Natural.
“Did your friend die a natural death?”
inquired tho tourist, addressing a Mon
tana maipwho had charge of a coffin at a
little wayj|ntio> 41 nd was waiting for the
train to ship tho btaly away.
“Oh, yes,” ho said frankly. “They
¿Quad tbo- extra c£ird _in his sleeve after-
*îv4*rà.'”-XC)iiuigo Timos Herald.
TT1V W’A'R’P
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A. Dunnett, a Man Whose Good Work Is ANTI-TtUST
Widely Known—He Relates Events in HIs
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It lasts twice as long
Career of General Interest.
Medicine Co. Tacoma IVa.Ii tell
about their great success and how they
can cure you.
Reflections of a Bachelor.
Trade Was Ruined.
f?ruhrrtier (at Moonshinoville)—Good
morning, Mr. Crossroads. How’s busi
ness?
Storekeeper (disconsolate ly) — Mighty
•poor, mighty poor. You see, a new store
started up in opposition to me, an, of
course, I couldn’t stand that, so I jest
gave my fricn’s .tho wink, an they com
mcnced kiliin off his customers, but he
.had more trade than I kalkerlated on, an
w’rn his customers began to shoot back it
made a purty even tight, an both sides
killed oach other off so fast that now there
.ain’t either of 11s got any customers.—
New Ywk Weekly.
A SUCCESSFUL EVANGELIST
THE CELEBRATED VITA Rev. W.
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l'heir remedies have completely restored to
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they absolutely guarani a cun in all case»*—
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Dyspepsia, Chronic Constipation; Kidney Dis
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they will s lid you free directions as to what
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seild y4>u ii uwtith s treatmenj ajlfepttd to ypur
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if their directions argTCbnovved.
These remedies are nearly all in tablet form,
easy to take and contain no alcohol to injure the
siM<nu,.¥ 1MFDiCtNE VoMFAN ¥, iacviaa
WashiwtfgpA
When wear barn's to eke’o^d repair in youi
body you are going tu fall sick. The signs of it
acg: loss of flesh, paleness, Weakness, nervous-
irvss, et«. nie repair needed is total. > r n
tltitik yow.eateuougli, and yet you feel that yau
w« u.v out more tissue, eneigy, herve force tnnn
yernr foil mikes for you. The «litliculty
is that jm » u do not’ digest- enough. And Ibis is
so seriou* ili* worth silting down seriously to
tbiltk ahogU If you can't digest what you pat.
take a Jew. doses of Shaker Digestive Cordial,
'file effccl ol it w ill be to inci vase \ our flesh and,
iliakp yon feeT stronger. You won't fail sick
Pimof that it iH incontrol of your rej air appara
tus. Ithjeasy euuiigh to test this for yourself.
“TNtfyQ got now babies at our house.”
Tukeji few bottles of Shaker Digestiv ■ Coixlial.
“Indeed?- How many?”
Sold by druggists at to cents tofi.oo per bottle
“Twins—and another one!”—New York bes .5S»,7
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Anybody can be a martyr if there aie
¿trough people to look on.
Fate is circumstance’s “You’re not so
warm!” to the man who thinks he knows
It all.
No girl ever had a sick headache that
toQ.had for her to get up and try on
ifcPnew dress.
Af-nran can never look as proud and
haughty ns ho wants to when he lias ou a
shirt that feels wilted.
You never know a man till he knows
you.
After a woman gets beyond a certain
age her skin never fits.
A girl will always deny that when she
sleeps alone she puts her arms around her-
S(1f.
After a woman is 35 tho hatred she has
nlwayp had for deceit is given to the bugs
ou her geraniums.
Every married man practices acting as
if he wasn't jealous in a way that will
make his wife think he Is.—New York
Press.
T illamook weekly headlight
Ten Tabules for Five Cents.
•ort I« p’lt ■ ? ch»*>!y to (Jffwtlfy t'.e
>1 p-wrtnt ¿emand f ,r a
price»
If you don’t find this sort of
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Flint
Riipans Tabules
At the Druggist’s
UCCOnillHHllltion
at »coud class rat»*. -*><>
S*n/1 Fire •
Cmh to Tits P ipami C hemical C ompany , N o . to
... , N**w York, and they will be tent to you by mail; or
12 ( i.t >n v.hi
rri .ilc-l for 43 centi. The chances are tea to
one t' At Ripari» Tabule» are the very medicine you need.
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