TILLAMOOK WEEKLY
THE
Kitche i Musician*»
LEI I Id-
I Kill the KeUleJli.1 m n* and xi»ga
And soiiu !s like tn • lutler of tallies, winpb
Without me tiie
. could not get along,
Tor all her goddivs would be cooked wrung
FKYiXG PAN
1 am the hying ph , l«>n t you *• c’
Nothing ia fried w 1 -out I tile black me.
Sausages, eggs, y •tatoc*’, ham.
And often bacon, » oyster o. clam.
I< »11.ER
I am the boiler for c!io|- mid steaks,
And for 11.an; go., i li in; s the butcher makes
1 am most iiupoi a.it, f«»; I >u’t you know,
If you eat fried meat you never will grow?
ROASTING pan
I am the pan th t ,a4s the lamb.
The turkey, the 1» e: and sometimes a liiini
They are basted brow 11 and look so nice
They are better th. 11 any sugiu or spice.
1: VK1NG IAN.
I am the pan that >akea the cake . . •
The biscuits, tor t at the good cook makes;
They rise ..nd brown iih only they can
That are bake and raised and browned in
my pan.
GF.IDDI.E.
I am the griddle that cooks the snaps
That are made <>i ginger ami other flaps
Called “Jack”; and griddle cakes, too, 1 cool,
That in .ke the mouih waler if you but look.
CHORI'S.
No kitchen call d « uithoiit us all,
However big or however email;
Without us you would have nothing to eat,
But with us you I avc many »1 treat.—Ex.
A Tongue Limberer.
If your tongue i ei d« ii ceiln.n anioiini
oi h < quired eb.Mirii t, p’aciice leciling
the following lit He piece of blank ver«e:
If you at irk tt mi ink aero«« a «lick,
Or «tick a cruMx hciohm a stick,
Or croMM a «tick a row« a slick,
Or slick a crop« across a cross,
Or cross a crows across a slick,
Or cross a crosa across a crosa,
Or slick a cro.-hed stick across a stick,
Or slick «crossed stick across a • r >. se i
flick,
Or crosa a ciossed stick across a cross,
Or cross a ci<> m >1 slick across a si irk,
Or cross a crossed slick across a cross- I
ed stick,
Would that be an acrostic?—Ex.
WONDERFUL
The Weakness
of a Woman,
a woman’s story.
{ ust
4ot strange because it happens every day,
not romantic or thrilling, but just a story of
misery and suffering such as only women
know.
For eighteen years, Sara E. Bowen, of
Peru, Indiana, carried a burden of pain.
Night and day, without respite, she suf
fered the most dreadful experience that ever
fell to the lot of woman.
That she did not die is almost beyond
belief.
That she is well to-day is a miracle.
Mrs. Bowen’s trouble requires no descrip
tion beyond the symptom, which every
woman will instantly recognize.
In describing them Mrs. Bowen says:
44 For eighteen years I suffered with
weakness peculiar to my sex.
"I was a broken down piece of human
ity ; a shadow of a woman.
“My brain was tortured until I could re
member but little. I could not sleep or eat
and was reduced in weight to a mere skele
ton. What little I did eat could not be di
gested in my weakened state, and caused
me untold misery.
44 My skin was muddy, my eyes were
heavy. I was dizzy all the time and to
tally unfit for even ordinary housework.
Doctors prescribed for me without avail.
Medicine was recommended and taken in
quantity but it did no good.
44 Time and me a^ain I was at the brink
I
Republican Convention.
R'piibliran Cotiiitv ('oiiventi hi !
hiiiiook (v, Ort^o’i is hereby
!o nivel :«♦ the Court hoiiNe at I't'l-1
k, <
on Silmday April 2 1, I
1 7 can ture you.
Having a avatem of
fomid-
I mi great dUcoveries of
eminent
■ientiats, demonstrating the fad tiint
■erjr disease lias an antidote and that if
air specific« are used according to di
ctions they nearly always cure.
ftieir remedies
have completely
■stored to health so many thousands of
.ffering humanity,
Hiey
absolutely
ii-ABANTRB a cure in aU cases—aucli as
torpliine and Opium Habits, Drunken
ness and Tobacco Habit, Liver Diseases,
laimdice, Salt Rheum, Yellow Blotches,
Pimples, Gastratflia, Gnslvic Debility of
town lot" or tituber claim or any
>ther’iHsprove«1 or uiiiBprovedral
■HtHte? If so yon want to put it into
the l ands of some one wli« will ad.
vertise and try to sell it. I have
¡11st opened in this city a thorough
ly equipped
tlie Stomach, Dyspepsia, Ciironic Con-
stlpabiou; Kidney Diseases—such
as
Bright’s Disease.
Congestive ♦ Blood
Troubles. Dropsical Swelling, Osystal-
JONES BROS
Livery ^ta Lie
when you want
A Nice Rig and
A Good Safe Team
that yon can drive with com
fort and enjoyment.
Our patrons will find every,
tiling in first class shape and
our prices reasonable.
JONES BROS
This del aitiveiit of the H eadlight Is
!ev.»t- I L> • o*it th 'icatiotH received from the
•><•<»1.!e h i >! :«li . • • in«, ilcl to contribute to it-
I hr s i j :s tre C.r t 1111 <t h • subjects of g n
tri! im<* est
t iller n> consideration what
ever will any thing of a peisoral nature be
•dmiUeu.
I
St Alphonsus
ites, Dirtietis, Chronic Rheumatism—
no matter how loiij> standing, Neuralgia,
Gout, Asthma, Bronchitis, LaGrippe,
Indigestion, Catarrh in aH forms Hay
Eever, Diseases depending on trlie brain.
Vertigo, Debilitating Losses, ImpoteiiCy,
Nervous Prostration, Paralysis, Pain in
the Back, Wealaiessof the Llinbs, In
somnia, Lassitude, Piles in all
forms,
Colds and Croups, Blood Diseases of
every kind and nature, including Scrof
ula, HipDisease, White Swelling, Fever
Sores. Curvature of (lie Spine, Bichets,
Skin Diseases, Ciironic Diarrhoea, Head
ache, Ac. All Female Complaints the
Female Regulating Tablets and Vaginal
Cones always do their work safely and
surely when used as directed. Simply
write the ■ company iu strict confi
dence, discribing disease and they viill
send you free directions as to what rem
edy to use, or if you enclose $i they will
send you a month’s treatment adapted
to your particular case, and I hey will
guarantee a cure if their dkyctions are
followed.
v
These remedies are nearly all in tablet
form, easy to take and contain no alco
hol to injure the
system. Address
VITA MEDICINE COMPANY, Tacoma,
A’asliingtun.
ACADEMY
And am now prepared [to tnui.
saot all business usually connected
with such offices.
I expect to make ■ specialty of
the sale of Tillamook County >air.
Lands and for that purpose will
advertise extensively in eastern
papers. If you have any land,far
sale now is the time to bring it ia
and list it.
If you want to buy or trade for
real estate, if you have property
you desire attented to in your ab
sence, or any other business in th«
real estate line you are respect
fully invited to cmne and see me
D. DeK. Bowman,
Tillamook, Ore.
C. A. E Al LEY
----- Dealer in------
STUDEBAXER WAGONS,
Osborne Mowers
Bugsies, hsv rnkef.
and ctb *r farm
nincltineiy. V<> 1 can Have money by
tlealiii’4 xviili nt-.
Special Prices on Baggies and Spring
wagons.
C A. BAILEY,
Tillamook, Ore.
TILLAMOOK, OREGON
j R aded
*■ * >
everybody Bays So.
CaxcareU Candr Cathartic, the most won
derful medical dincowrv of the a^a, pleas
ant and refreshing to the lame, act gently
and positively on kidneys, liver and bowels,
chan«.ng Ute entire svstetn, dK|x*l colds,
cure Iieadache, fever, habitual constipation
and bi Inusness. Please buy and try a box
of C. U. U Unlay; I«».
M> cents. Bvldaud
<.,ar:<i.iwd lu cure by ad dru^gisU.
1
Medicine
Co., T hcoiiih
Wuell ,
•'I about their yreat euccess and bow
.1 10 o’clock in th«* forenoon f«»r j
1 rp*«se <*f elei’iing <h*l«*gHles to the I But for which the Editor Does not
Hold Hlmse'f Responsible
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Curiiiihiin ........
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Parson, w lien you giis dai,
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Stomp il out fur me!
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The Boy I -t Father of the Man
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“Nnppy-«»h, Nappy!”
Lil th* Nest nera
It whn (ho v-iicH of Mrs. B. culling to Nehalem..........
her son, and there wuh no answer, sayH Not nr I m ............
SHinlhikn
Life.
“Oil, Nnppy! Nappv-e-e-c-e-ee!” and Smith Prairie .
I' i lliiiiiook........
the olive tree» on lhe Hides of (lie inoilti- Union ...............
tains looked down Upon the (plaint old
town of Ajaccio niHlIed in the bieez»H
72
which wafled the echoes out over the
waler« of the blue Mediterranean.
Who of in bn« not heard a iiioi I k r’« 1
voice railing to her child?
And who I i . im ever forgotton (lie wond
erful crehcentb» of 11 woman's voire on
Notice to Tax Payers
Kuril an occium 1»?
The I hx roll fu»- I8II7, is now in inv
Again «he called, and faint, and fur Iiaiiiis fur colleulion.
off,as hidden in some cave of the hills,
II. II. Aid« rnrin,
came the long-dr. iwn-out response:
Sheriff.
“Ma a a-a’ni”
“What are you doing there, y«»u naugh
FOR SALE.
ty boy?”
In Tillamook City Oregon.
A fine
“Nothin
shirk of llarilwah', Tinware, Tiiltieis
Supplies,
Umleriakers
Supplies.
Will
*'Yes you are, to. You’re in that closet,
invoice about $2000. Store is doing an
eating my I duck her rv jam. ”
excellent bnsiness
“No’in, 1 ain’t neither------ ’’
Also store building and lot on which
The boy r ime out of the preserve same is situated. building ia 24x05 feel
closet wiping his mouth with his coal in size; lot ia 25x105. Price reasonable.
Business will besold with or without
sleeve.
wtoreluiilding or lot.
“I ain’t, neither,’’ he repealed, and 1
Also house of 10 rooms ami two lots on
then let hi* voice fall away until il were which same i* situated, with bam and
as if the angle« whinpered : “I’ve done el i other outbuildings.
For terms etc call on or 11 dress:
it.”
D. DeK. Bowman, \gt.
Thus do we see in this simple anecdote
H kadi . igut Bldg.
from I he early life of Nepolvon Bonaparte
Tillamook.
how lin!y the tree will glow as the tw g
('atHrrh Cannot I»«« <11 red
I m inclined.
with LO('Al. APPLICATIONS, aa they cannot
reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood
or constitutional disease, and in order to cure it
yov must take internal remedies Hall's Catarrh
Cure is taken rnternally. ami acts directly on
the blood ami museouesiittacvs. Hall's Catarrh
Cure is not a quack medicine. It wa« prescribed
by one of the best physicians in this country tor
years, and is a regular prescription. It is com-
of the beat tonics known, combined with
C arefully G raded C omvon ft |M>«ed
the l»e*t bloo<1 purifiers, acting directly on the
H igh S chool D epartment and maeeolu* surfaces The perfect combination of
the two ingredleuts is what produce« such won-
T eacher ' s C lass .
deiful results in curing Catanh. Send fol tvs-
Y ear divided into 2 terms of ' timoulalw. free
F J. Cheney R Co . Propa . Tole«lo O
FOUR AND A HALF MONTHS EACH.
Sold by all druggist«. | rice 75c.
Hall's Family pills are the be.-t.
TU1TI0S
When voii want a good cornet ask for
the C. B. corwel at t he Racket Store
)o you want to
pIIECELEBR A TED VITA
THE ARENA.
fin*!
la t kiu be.
when v.»n giN dur,
it < Il iei me!
Ttrtn...MM.............
S' 3c
Year
( hi atlvai.ee)
¡>.50
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Moiklh
(pruuaiy department
i.uo
with
of despair. Day by day my trouble grew
worse, and dark indeed was the day before
my deliverance.
44 A friend of mine told me about Dr. Wil
liams’ Pink Pills for Pale People and what
they had accomplished for others in my
condition.
44 It was the first glimpse of the sun of hap
piness through the dark clouds of misery.
441 bought a box and took them. Even
then I felt their effect I bought more and
continued to lake them until I was well
and strong.
44 They liberated me from the most terrible
bonds that ever tortured a woman. They
brought me new We when death was
welcome.
441 recommend them to my friends, and I
do not hesitate to say to every suffering
woman in the world that Dr. Williams’
Pink Pills will cure her.”
Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People
are a specific for all forms of weakness
The blood is vitalized and becomes preg
nant with the elements of life. The ner
vous system h reorganized, all irrégularités
are corrected, strength returns ana disease
disappears. So remarkable have been the
cures performed by these little pills that
their fame has spread to the far ends of
civilization. Wherever you go you wiU
End the most important article in every
drug store to be Dr. Williams' Pink Pilis
for Pale People.
Qalta
Faid a yem k ai d tsct .es.« hw*t and
To his Inexperienced wife,
•If you would give up leading
Such a fashionable life,
And devote more time to cooking —
llow to mix and when to hake—
Then, peihapa. you might make pastry
Such as mother u-e*l to make "
And the wife. re«entuig, answered
(For the worm wit! turn, you know),
• It you would give up home«
And a »core of chibs or so
Ta devote more time Io hu«ive«*—
When to buv and what to «ink —
Then pet haps, you might make money.
Such as father used tv make.
C ourse
of I nstruction
ST Ai.PHOXSUS ACADEMY is divided iute
four departments, viz. Primary, Intermedialo
Grammar, and Senior.
D p purson wen» a Nil uber Twelve
(Sinner, ulml y»»’ doom?)—
De debi I say : “You go hii ay—
You take up to much room !’’
Per
Per
Per
Pai
CureoiChronicDiseases
A woman who has suffered eighteen years, who has
been cured after a life of misery and lives again in the
sunshine of happiness, speaks to other women in words
of no uncertain meaning.
An L’itc‘»n<clou*» Humorfat-
Froin a verbatim repott of a negro Held hand’s
KOlig.
I)e put son wear a Number Twelve
(Shout. mo’ners, slioui !),
Eli when lie devi’ git him
He’ll Htomp de (lie out!
Oh, dal
I lot«z
Parson,
Stomp
HEADLIGHT^
The Year is divided into four terms of elever
»veeks each.
<
TUITION FEE.
Tuition Fee for one pupil for a term of eleyei
weeks - in the Primary Department Two Dop
in the I ntermediate , T hreb D ollars
G rammar G rade , F our D ollars ; S enioj
G rade , F ive D ollars
lars ,
INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC
j
I deriie to utiest to thp mcrils of Chnin-
| berlnin’s Cough Reui-tly as one of the
most v.ilmihle «ml efficient preparation«
on I lie market It broke an exceedingly
I dangerous cough for in * in 21 hours, ami
i in gralitn<le therefore, I 'lesire Io inform
Ivon that I will never he without it iiik I
, yon should feel promt of the high esteem
in which your Remedief are held hy peo-
| pie in general. Il is I lie one leniedy n-
I mong ten thousand. Surcfss to it —O.
It. Downey, Editor Democrat, Albion,
lie I. Fur sale hy S -I. Sturgeon.
l'ori lauti Market
As given by Allen & Lewis.
WHEAT-Market,
steady nominal at 75
7 c, Eastern Oregon; Valley, ;7 c
OATS—N0.1. white, 361037; grey, 33 @ 34c
ch« >ice.
BAR1.EY—Feed $17.10, to 18.50 brewing
f 19 00 to $?o 00.
POTATOES—In good demand at 40 to 4 C
per rack.
BUTTER—Store, in rolls 25 @1 30c per roll
choice dairy, 45 <«6 5°<’ per roll; cienmery 5<M‘
per roll.
EGGS.—Choice candled 11c per do*
PELTS—Good demand at 10 (Alic
WOOL—Valley, i(H*(3h8c; Eastern Oregon. iO(c
Uc-
HI DES-Dry, ¡3 9 15c; green7c to 8«’
DRIED APPLES— Evaporated bleached, 6
; evaporated unbleached, 4,i(it5^c.
P’iARS—Sun and evaporated, jfittsc.
DRIED PI.UMS—Pitlers, 4<«<5c; prunes.
5C.
CHICKENS— f j.50 at J3.50 springs D igits 00
TURKEYS— Live. u(<uc for choice, dressed
1JC (iffik*.
DUCKS—Young. $5 3o (4 $6 00
GEESK—S5.00 <« 6. 50
When You Want
Fresh fmh, milt fish, ninok-
fil salinoli, cium-*, crnlis,
oysters poultry or gitine in
its s< ason, call at
Fish
Market
evp it nice
>>t«'ck on
nini will try lo
McKinley. Prop
instrumental music on the piano or the string
ed instruments, for a term of eleven weeks, T eî
D ollars .
VOCAL MUSIC
Vocal niu.ic, E ight D ollar ,.
B usiness D epartment -
In theBusiues Department, Stenography, Book
keeping, and Type writing included, if desired
The common branches T hibty - fivb D ollars
for the whole course.
Plain Sewing and Fancy Work free to
pupils on Saturday afternoon.
i.atiu, French and German included in
Senior Grade. Private lessons in those
guageaFivi D ollars a term.
TarUcucar attention paid to Physical Training
■ nd Etiquette.
NIGHT SCHOOL
Night School open to pupil« from 6:50 until
8
commencing on Mouday Oct. nth Tuition
fi .00 per mouth.
Hoard and Tuition fij.oe a month. Bach
term of n weeks payable in advance.
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ELY BROTHERS,
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Church, Helena, Mont.
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cure for catarrh and contains no mercury
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THE M/OflDEJ^ OF ^ClEJlÖE
Lung Trssbles and Consumption Can ü
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so YEARS»
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Makes a Free Offer to our Readers
The distlnguKhe l New York chemist, A.
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Hi«»-
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Medical experts concede that bronchial, cbe-t
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442— WEST I.APK
u. W. KIGER,
DEALER in
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^Xchngs ìnd
Cc'l.ct.on. Rete,.. C.-e'ul and
Frompt Atte»iboo
■AT CITT, OREGON
Eanrat. Yon,
Wlth c.e.ret«.
»? UChCC,rwL* ““‘‘POiloo former
uc- c. C fail. drucKi.1. retuod mone,
ronsumjUon
AMD ITS
To the E ditor :—I have an absolute
remedy for Consumption. By its timely us*
thousands of hopeless cases have been already
permanently cured. So proof-positive am I
of its power that I consider it my duty to
send Oro bottles free to those of your readers
who have Consumption,Throat, Bronchial <*
Lung Trouble if they will write me the»
express and postoffice address. Sincerely.
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