WEEKLY
HEADLIGHT
notice
BILL NYE’S BET.
HI5 Dog Waft fi Cur, but He Backed It
Against ths Bulger.
Yenraogo, when Bill Nye was rtinnfn
an afternoon r.ov. ; qier I 1 L'train io, Wy
1 went over from t in yenn.i eno day t > pay
him a visit. He ww h:ir I at work in his
office, which was up stairs ever u livery
■to bio, u fact that caused him to live in
mortal dread of bay fever.
As soon ua I wont in ho rtld. “Fit down
there and writ« some thing to help v: » r •.
the paper out, and v.e will get off quicker
and have some f::n with the boys.”
“What shall I vrri*e about?”
“Oh, 'bout a c ;lu:nn. ”
So I wrote about a column, hu.vL.l *t
“About a Column,” ar.d commented on
columns. In a little while we were out
and Nyo led the way ton place where a man
kept ull sorts of ¿porting arrangements.
While we were there a man came in with
a live eagle he proposed to pit against- »ho
proprietor’s Iwst bird. Tho old sport took
him up at once and the Roman nosed bird
of freedom was thrown in with a healthy
looking chicken that wonld have fought a
buzzsaw. The rooster made a dab at the
eagle, and that “fo rce gray bird with a
bending beak” and an unwarranted repu
tation for gamene a ignominiously, in-
glorlously and incontinently fled and hid
under a chair, where ho looked out in a
piteous sort of way and as good as said:
“Take him off. I want to go home.”
Among the other things this man of
sport had was a badger that he w s pre
pared to buck for large sums c:i tho state
ment that no dog could take the boast out
of a barrel that lay lengthv.i.je on the floor
with one head knocked out. I had won
dered why it w-s that Nye had been coax
ing an “ornary” looking cur to follow 11s,
und now tl>e problem wirs about to be
solved. Nye made a bet that he had a
dog that would take the badger out of the
barrel. Tho money was "put up” and
Nye caught that dog by the "nape of the
neck und sentof his breech« s,” fo to speak,
and threw him into tho barrel, tail fore
most. The badger nabbed the dog by one
ham and the dog went rii/ht, a way from
there like a blue streak, taking tho badger
with him. The last that was ever seen of
that dog, or badger 1 it her, both were go
ing toward the North I’latte river, tho dog
making the best time he ever had made
and the badger hnngo.g straight out lx«-
hind, a close second. Nve won.—Will
Lightfoot Visschtr in Chicago Times Her
ald.
an indisputable fact,
you may search this county
with a lighted can't te, and
coat find another store where
can buy so cheap as at the
Z/’.s'
Racket Store.
If You ivant anything in the
line ot Tinware,Notions, Stationery
School Supplies, etc, come to
Elie Racket Store
Expert Cooks Claim that
ROYAL CREAM FLOUR
IS TH ZE BEST
\A/a ara Belling more of this kind than all
□fher brands Combinati.
Try it and Ihn
will be convinced.
(! & Stokes;,
Astoria, Oregon.
Do you want to
J* P.ALLÏÏK PROP
your
First Class Accommodations at a
Second Class Rate.^-^^^^-
—
town lot’or timber claim or any
jtlierh 111 proved or unimproved real
estate? If so you want to put it into
Hie bands of some one who will ad
vertise and try to sell it, I have
just opened in this city a thorough
ly equipped
Oirioet
|
!
j
Best Meals in the City.
TU.LAMOOK, .OltCCCb
lu
Wilson River and
T- C.
Not Afraid.
“Do you b(’« eve in fill this talk about
kissing being dangerous?” he asked.
“Well,” she replied thoughtfully, “I
fiUppoHe there must bo some foundation for
It. '
“Really?’’
“I find it difficult to reach any other
conclusion, but,” she added hastily, “I al-
ways have bad tho reputation of being a
very fearless girl. ”
Naturally he felt that it van no more
than right that ho should put this suite-
meat to tho test.—Chl< igo l’ust.
M c N amer , P rop .
Tillamook Stage
E mmet Q uick , D river .
Leaves Forest Grove, 6 A- M., Sunday e, Tueadny g mid Thnrgdayt
Leaves Tillamook,
6 A.M., Monday», Wednesdays & Fridays.
-
-
FARE, 4 DOLLARS
And am now prepared Jto tran TRIP IN TEN HOURS
Connects
With
4
P.
M.
Train
at
Forest
Grove.
sact, all business usually connected
Piuest
Fishlug
In
Oregon
Along
thc
Wilson
River
and
it,
Tributariee,
Giant Tree«, Beauti
with such offices.
ful Scenery, University Fails and Good Accomodation*.
I expect to make a specialty of
the sale ofTillamook County «airy
Lands and for that purpose will
advertise extensively in eastern
papers. If you have any land, fer
sale now is the time to bring it in
anil list it.
If you want to buy or trade for
real estate, if you have property
you desire attented to in your ab
sence, or any other business in the
A lways has on hand
real estate line you are respect
FRESH BREAD, PIES AND CAKES
fully invited to come and see me
A lso a complete line of
* IIBHI
i
■
AND RESTAURANT
A Man of Principles.
“Tell me, old boy, why don't you pay
your debts. Fixed as you uro now it ought
to lie easy tor you to give some Nutisluc-
tlon to your cred I lorn.”
‘‘Well, you sec, 1 am a man of jirincl-
pies. If I should pay now, tb< y would ex
tend now credit to meat once, und
sooner or later, they would ruin mo utter
ly.”— Moscow Fell lit.
A great man, people »re iind -r the impi.r
1 bio,:» Hi t the count, court must keep printed
notice. o:t bridge, warning the public Hull it is
law full to ride ord, ive over Midi btidiie- «1
a preatta »peed than » walk. 11.1« ¡’ 'lol Uta
ca.e, bill it appearing that it •“ >h'' practice o.
quite a nil uber of our citlieu» to ride and drive
: over tlie t idge. of the county at an unlawful
raleofapeed, I will < it. Ibeui to li e follow ing
re. liou of the otegoti Statue that they may take
warring nnd keep out of trouble.
i bee. 17,2 tends as follows:
i n\ ,j ei -o! si all willfully rWe or drh
<v<r cij | i.tlic biidge williin tl.is ft.le t I
! greiiter speed than a walk, or sin !l drive at all}
' «me time more than 20 heud of cattle, horses c
: in« les over any such bri«!gc. such person upo«
’ conviction thereof before any iustice of >b
i ' peace or other c.u. t of competent juiisdict'c n
shall be punished by a fine not kss thi.11 ten,
I nor more than 01 e hundred dollars.
W. W Conder Co. Judge
For further information apply at the
r* •
Headlight Office
I
At the Itijtit Nhop.
“I kein in to get a litt!« light froin yon
on tho financial qucwtloii,” zaid the v Hi Lor
will) thc diHorganlzcd beurd.
“You «uroly havu coiue to the right
«hop,” Riild the ccMtor of The Kxrode Ga
zette. “If tlu ro iü unything on eartli I am
Bght on, it i i flimncefl. ”—Typographic.il
Journal.
I
D. DeK. Bowman,
Tillamook, Ore.
TILLAMOOK.
Canned, Fruits, Nuts, Cigars, Tobacco
and Stationery,
IE ©st INJZesils in. tlxe Citv.
T ON^ORIAL -h D a RLO^
••••••••
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Reduced Fares!
LunchHB tram ID Gents up.
Wm Knoeil, Prop.
¿toiirtc gintier,
Shaving, Hair Cutting and all Tonsorial Work
Done la the Latest Style of the Art.
In New York.
Chief of Police—Got on tlx» track of
those thieves yet?
Dvtcctho—Can’t find a clow.
Chief of Police—Thon you’d la tter go
ooDKolt with the ncwHpn|M*r reporters and
see what they've got. — Philadelphia North
American.
Shaving.
Hair Cutting
15 CtS.
«5 ctt.
Next Door to Post Office,
Razors Honed
on Short Notice
Tillamook
I
Astoria and
Tillamook
Nothlntf •<» Fear.
Mdy—Lltt’-i boy. isn't that your moth
er (-ailing you?
Little Boy—Ves’in.
” Why don’t you answt r h« r, then?”
•‘Pop’s away.”—Yellow Kl l Magazine.
Worry Wut I nneccssory.
GO
to
—
JONES BROS.
Livery ¡Stifle
when you want
-------Will Run i'he------
A Nice Rig and
A Good Safe Team
Steamer W. H. Harrison,
or R. F. Elmore,
Will make trips every five days, the weather permitting, between Astoria and Tillamook City
cairying ft eight and | «akenge-s.
ELMORE, SANBORN A Co., A»tori*, or COHN & CO., Tillamook, Agt*.
KEEP YOUR BOWELS STRONG ALL SUMMER I
ANDY CATHARTIC
Wife Of III» iloRoin—Jainm, I hear bur
glars at your oath lx»i
•hi io vs—All ri'.m'dvar, nothing th< re
paid your (iHNMtiinkvr'N bill yesterday.—
Ally Hloper'a.
that you can drive with com
fort and enjoyment.
Our patrons will find every,
thing in first class shapo and
our prices reasonable.
JONES BROS.
‘E’urnirure Store andgss-
-^BOabinet Shoo.
-------- Keeps on Hand a Complete Stock of-------- -
furniture, Matting. Wall Paper, Window Shades am
Floor Oil Cloth.
All Kinds of Cabinet work Turning- Scroll sawing etc.
etc. done on short notice.
Screen doors and Windows made to Order.
ONE GIVES RELIEF.
Don’t Spend a Dollar
for
Medicine
CURI CONSTIPATION
Where Ignorance Is III la«.
She—Who was It that an Id, “Thert's no
■uoh word ns fall?”
He—Oh, 1 don’t know; aoine smart
Aleck who never tried to open a car win
dow, I siipjxwm.—Yonkers Stutvaninn.
25 ♦ SO*
until you have tried
DRUGGISTS
Those Cruel Girls.
Minnie—It is Just possible that 1 may
marry him, but 1 tint afraid It wns my
money that n Urac tod him.
Helm—Tlierv! I knew there must be
something I—Boston Transcript.
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The followiiig imnie<l psper. wil) b~ clul.U-.l with the II kaih . ic . iit at the rate.
er bureau find out what kind of weather given in the right liiin.l ix.liiiini of ligule«. . The figure* on the left show (he price
we am g«Utig to ha v?”
■ d the pilMiabera of the viiiiou. lutltat«. Tlx w are i-m-b price*
“I didn’t know that they did. my son.”
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I knew a maiden fair and sweet
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Whom I had loved f>»r yenra.
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Then tn a pleasant way
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Rhe had n< t heard a «ingle word,
We can give you «nine very fav.irable rombinatione of aererai paper* if you
Mio's told V r dnee with tear*
a tali more than tax. Tin-.,- r.rtea may
be withdrawn any time.
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She wore K r hair. as *»n • girls will.
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book atore
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if you
you wiah
wish to
to accept
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any of
of
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