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"Pretty PhyUta.” —Id I. “truly
you have cheated ma unduly.
"Bow. I prytbreP’jald aha to ma.
"I have only what U due me.
"You have more," anid I. beguiling
Pretty Phyllis wttb my smiling.
"I hav« given Jroa “ hundred
Chance* to say ‘Yea.’ and wondered
■•Why yo" hoTe no‘ “ld “• Won’* 700
Bay it now»” She answered, "Don't yoa
"Think my ‘Ye8’ of B>w»ter
Let me »»* you °“e tbio8'
?
y°»
gtou your giving?' « I thought so.
Th. n perhaps ‘Yes’ mtjbi'be bought so;
But it is so sweet to hear you
Giving mo tbo chance I tear you”—
“Hold!" cried I. “You do but banter,
And I closed the deal instnnter.”
—W. J- Lampton in New York 8un.
THE DIVER’S DRAMA.
riLLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, THURSDAY, JULY 15, 1807.
from me. but its iron rivPtB held
■everybody Faya So.
J,"“outeU piteously, ueeleMly.
Cascarets Caud y Cathartic, tbe most won
I fell upon the deck at last, exhaust-
derful medical discovery of the age, pleas- 1
e<l—in an ominous stupor—a sullen de lung Troubles and Consumption Can be ant and refreshing to the taste, act gently
and positively on kidneys, liver and bowels, |
epair—and sank into nncousciousness.
cleansing tlie entire system, dispel colds, I
When I recovered I was calm-prayer
Cured.
cure headache, fever, habitual constipation !
ci-.tne to my lips.
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“ I closed my ey;-e quietly and waited
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days at home; waited quietly for its liable and absolute cure for Consumption (Pul
coming, praying God that it might monary Tuberculosis) and nil bronchial, throat
come upou me gently.
lung anti chest diseases, stubborn coughs, lung
“Was I crazed? Was I mad, or was and chest affections, general decline and weak
this a new torture for me in my last ness, loss of flesh, and all conditions of wasting
moments? I had lain quiet but a mo away, will send THREE FREE BOTTLES (all
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which died on my lips as I sank again J | thousands
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rible sight before me.
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“I had left the cabin door open and [ fallable cure.
thoughts ot such writers as Hjalinar
freed
the imprisoned dead mon. One of
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the tide bore him directly toward me'
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••It was almoHt enough to oraze a
man entright,” said the old diver.
"Aye, it was a tight fix—that iu the
Conouoror. She was coming in from the
Mediterranean after a three years’
ernise with the ‘middies,’ and went
down in a gale iu sight of home with
every son! ou board. I was young then
and anxious to be the first sent down
into her for the sake of the reputation
it would give me, for reputation meant
money, and money, you see, was the
only reason why Hettie and I were de
ferring our marriuge.
■ The sea was running high as I was
carried down iu my heavy armor from
the deck of the steamer to the float
alongside, where the ropes by which to
haul me up again were fastened on.
Tlie india rubber tube, through which I
was to bo supplied with air, was ad
justed.
" ‘Now, dear boy,' said my old frieud
and instructor, Lott, the famous deep
sea diver, who came forward to close
the little glass window iu my helmet,
‘take good care of yourself and don’t
stay long below. The currents are
swift. ’
"I dropped into the waves with a
splash, sinking swiftly down through
the brilliant sunlit waters, which,
though rough and boisterous at their
surfaco, suddenly grew calm as I passed
below. I glanced up at the «nil* which
appeared as u great ball of fire, but,
growing smaller and smaller as 1 sank
lower, it fiually seemed like the tiny,
red spark of a candle nnd then faded
from eight.
“I cleared a bank of thick seaweed
and stood at last upon tlie bright sandy
bottom.
"Passing around a reef of rocks fan
cifully honeycombed, I came upon a
The Dutch In Japan, 1640.
mass of taugied rigging, and a few
The Dutchmen were confined witbin
Of Dealers, Agents, Jobbers
steps brought me to the man-of-war the narrow bounds of their island prison
half buried where she lay in the sand.
and Middlemen by buying di
—which, as Kaempfer tells us, was by
“Great caution was necessary lest I his own measuring 236 paces long by 82
rect from the manufacturer.
should become entangled among the paces broad—and shut in by a high pal
ropes or caught under the shifting tim isading topped with spikes. A more
bers, and making my way slowly Io the monotonous existence could scarcely be
companionway I sent up the signals:
conceived. In the earlier day3 sorno half
“ ‘I urn about to enter tbo vessel’—‘I dozen ships would arrive during the
shall be in danger’—‘Play out rope free year, but from the beginning of the
ly, and give me plenty of air. ’
eighteenth century not more than one
“I made my way to the lower deck ' or two annually—generally about Sep-
and found myself in the forward cabin. | tember. They had scarcely authored
No better wheel made than the
1 groped about for the doorway, know when the resident, with his retinue, bad
ing that once in the main saloon the to set out on hie long and costly journey
deck lights would enable me to see more to Tokyo, to deliver the customary pres
distinctly.
ents to the shogun. The humiliations
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“Clearing the rubbish and drifted these poor Dutchmen were compelled to think you con get the be»>t made, finest finish and
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•gainst the walers and resolutely en
“As soon as he (the Resident Van In
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he bowed his forehead quite down to the
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“Yes, there were the ill fated men ground, and so crawled backward like
as they stood wheD death overtook them a crab, without uttering one single
on that awful night, when they were word. So mean and short a thing is the
sinking. Beiore they could reach the audience we have of this mighty mon
stairway tho mighty water had rushed arch. ”
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In the following year, 1692, the new
in upon them and they died where it
resident.
Van
Outhoorn,
was
subjected
had met them, at the threshold.
“The eddying waters carried them toeven greater indignity. “We were
here and there through tho cabin, but commanded,” writes Kaempfer, “to sit
"till so close were they to one another upright, take off our cloaks, stand up,
that I had to part them now and then walk, turn about, sing songs, compli
to reach the after cabin, and more than ment one another, bo angry, e^'
one turned, as I slowly passed along jump, dance, play gambols, etc..” and
•nd followed in tbe wako I made behind even "to kiss one another like man and
oe. Their faces were often close against wife, which the ladies of the court
my helmet, and it horrified me to notice showed particularly by their laughter
10«
that they all wore still upon their faces [ they were well pleased with. ”—Athe-
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the impress of the tenor that bad come nseum.
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open them with death.
Bomethlnc IJke B*'1 T,V*-
^o\\,bsi:opü:"VÄ>r;aAä.3Tiki.IN<>
“A moment passed and I was terrified
It is stated that an operatic star of
at receiving no response from a second some note connected with one of the
or third signal!
principal Moscow theaters, wishing to
“I pulled the rope again violently— make a short excursion into the country,
»ailed—still no reply.
went to get her passport countersigned
“Great heavens I What did it all bv the local authorities. The presiding
mean? Had they forgotten me? Were official received her politely, and, hav
•hey to leave me there at the bottom of ing learned her business, inquired for
these» with that awful crew? I no
her “written petition. ”
•ocner realized my helplessness than an
“My written petition! cried the
uncontrollable terror took possession of ladv. “I have none. I never knew that
m°. Surely they would not desert me! anything of the kind was required.
for
Surely they had not forgotten me! I
for
“Not required, madam? Ou the con
PulM madly at the cord once more, and trary, nothing can be done without it
Macing np perceived that there was
•‘ What am I to do, then?’
’ “’“thing steadily resisting my efforts
"Nothing easier. Be good enough to
tnim the masthead above.
take this sheet of paper and write ac
W»s it some monster who was play-
to my dictation.
t„narTibed
The regular .ulwcripH»'
•’? with my rope—some great fish that cording
We will tend all three to y ou
The applicant obeyed, and transcribed
■’Demorest'» Magazine'
Elding it in his jaws? In my des- word for word a formal petiti. n n-quest-
• Judge's Library." and
| one year for *2.00, or 6 mo, for » I
Poation I threw my whole weight on iug leave cf absence from the city for «
"Funny Picture»"!.
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1' ’“d—it gave way and fell slowly, rtatf-d time, which was then duly signed,
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t,« f.r the be»t f.mlly m.g.rlne p'lM'.’iM there i. none
Demorest s M 8
,,raI1a th«* ••efai pieuarr »« h pr-Ai ta.i>i..i> «¿4 iit»r»-
cn,ly, on the deck at my feet The
of<mrmo»th!le.i’!wh>ehn.e ^«»'“ ^
......... fart. no patllcsllo.. pre.e.r.bng
.
and sealed.
_
rMgcd, frayed ends, which had become folded
'*”"X.re with it. Every « co.t.m. . Ire. patter« < oupou
“And now, "qnoth the man in office, ton- .re -In »J
¿“ angled in the rigging, were in my "you have only to deliver it
mily^uP ’•J*'
,.,„thlr m»««»ln«
Ailed wtth lllu.tr.tr.1« orteature
J udges L.Ibfaj^hu "r If
.re the be« of AmerK.n w.ta .>.<1 tllu.lr.tor.
and the upper half of tbe ropes
"To whom, pray?”
floated away with the tide.
_
PletiirA. I. another humor., monthly, there I. I.ugh tn ever, line of it
“To whom?” echoed the
xl.Fih™"ith« nHI.«’...r« ^!.<twIn.l, gotten up Yon .l.oeld not nn- thi. chance to
* was alone at the bottom of tlie «slight smile at the absurdity of
' with no means of signaling my dis-
th,,n
Cu(
,o(| ret.rn Coupon properly tilted out
’VhXi^enrX’^nglyh-nded
’ The iudia rubber tube, which
”
t'oly means of breathing, was
An.ll * ,0 Bie’ h°* 88 *’on “• *hey
U
*,___ .„„J-eool HHI"O»T'’ FAMILY MA<MZ.INK,JIUGE'« -
j“®ld begin to wind in the ropes and
B» a «VF"
L'l FCMXY PICTl «Es for «... year » per yoor offer
• on some supposed signal from me,
wcnld snap in two and the waters H wrthCthDodic.l «lownessand then
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_ Jd come in npon me,
turning to the impatient artist, aa -
•My terror grew wilder. I know the
Pbst Office
- •
close to me—only 30 yards
Statt
ye; I must die because I
Dale.
act reach them. I raved like a
"*an>lui aud tried to tear my armor
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