Vol.V. No. 6.
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TILLAMOOK. OREGON. THURSDAY
$1.50 Per Year
JULY 7,
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
Ji; *H fer , Pres, and Manager
Um. Eberman, Vice President
» Wm. D. Stillwell, Treasurer,
1«. Crenshaw; Secretary,
Will. Babkbi, Superintendent
|| V. V. JOHNSON, M. D.
Tillanjoolç Lumbering Company
dMca on next door to Temperance Parlors.
Tillamook, - Oregon.
A NIGHT OF PEACE.
bi L l nye says , however , that it
WASN’T QUITE THAT.
He Loves the Country, but as a Sleeping
M anufacturers
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I t.9ELPH,
of and dealers in all kinds of ------ +—yí>
Place
It Might lie Improved Upon.
Horseback Riding and What It May
ATTORN E Y-AT-LA W.
iltLAMOOK,
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OREGON.
Tend To—Riley's Letter.
Rough
Dressed
and
Merchantable
Lumber
T. MAULSBY,
Attorney-at-Law.
Nôtary Public and Real Estate Conveyancer.
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ALL ORDERS FILLED PROMPTLY
W. SEVERANCE,
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nKPVTY»Dt8THrCT-ATTORNKY,
ârdjmlicial District,for Tillamook County
TILLAMOOK,
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OREGON.
O
gLAUDE THAYER,
O- O 2LT
HE best investment yon can make
is to insure your life, and tlius pro
vide your estate with, cash at your death,
or if you live, give you a sum of money
a few years later.
(Copyright, 1802. by Edgar W. Nye.l
B uck S hoals , N. C., June.
A night in the country is one of the
most restful things I know of for tho
tired mind. I camo here with that idea.
] needed rest. I had been troubled with
insomnia.
In tho early spring I overthought my
self. 1 had one great big, robust
thought, but I could not seem to clothe
it. Clothing a thought properly so that
it will please the public is a gift. Quite
a number of the most remarkable chil
dren of my brain are still weeping in the
great bathroom of tho ¡>ost because they
are not suitably clothed.
stuck my head into the bedding a» far
as 1 could, but I could not get tho boise
out.
Then at 1 (.' Block an old roosthr at thé
barn «eem<-4 td hav* something on his
blind and began toevow till ho was black
in the face», I vraartiot very hungry for
breakfast, but 1 managed to eat the
second jjtnt of tb.at rooster. I wanted
it raw, with th* feathers on, but the
family thought it would be better fried
a little gas th« iMside.
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Aft'
the “Tlfer an early bird began
_ i>ack t of hounds hear
a rour^alay. a»ri a
us mn4* a fsw ¡statements,
M .it' iiu'n
lasting till 4
o'cltM-*; then I was just getting sleepy
from actual exhaustion when two cats
fell on the roof from a great height, po»-
■iblf out of «mne other planet, 1 judged,
and began to bite off and »pit out frag-
;h other. They did that till
rwill got good and rested,
ok up the exercise» and at-
to business until the servants
»get up and opon the house pre
paratory io ushering in a gladsome new
country is full of rest and repose
wMfevity, they tell me, but they are
TILLAMOOK, OREGON.
|M i 0 largely to deaf people and cow»,
•rtiig the past week 1 have been re»t-
qmetly and noiselessly trying to
MISCELLANEOUS.
gronpogether again. Two weeks ago I
began horseback riding at the suggestion
of n|y physician, who is a thoroughly
g & E. THAYER,
good man and senior warden and tyler
in ctor church here.
BANKERS
T' day my pulse is normal.
T he M assachusetts mutual L ike I nsurance C o
General Banking and Kxuhaugc busiueM.
Jffespiratiou noticeable.
Interest paid on time deposits.
, Temperature 73kj.
Write the best policy, guaranteeing you cash and paid up insurance every year,
... My physician rei»orts some abrasions
Exchange on England, Belgium, Germany,
so you cannot lose your money in case of misfortune. Send me your name and
Sweden and all foreign countries.
'and one severe concussion of the cornice,
TILLAbioOK,
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OREGON.
lie says that if I had been fatter there
age and I will send you a sample policy.
woulcl have been a number of flesh
w. F. 0. JONES, Local Agt.
H. G. COLTON, Gen’l Ag’t, 33 Stark St-, Portland, Ore.
wounds.
I whs ‘vying my new riding habit from
J F. LARSON,
I t ** Boston. My rilling habit was formed
there. But where 1 erred was in trying
the habit without blinding the horse.
BLACKSMITH.
PULLKD THE PITCHER OVF.R.
You can't come into full bloom that way
I
Souio of them 1 Bent to the Browning all of a sudden on a horse that lias had
XVagon making, aud all kinds of Wood-work
clnb, at Boston, where they are lining no advantages aud who has never been
(O k S an F rancisco .]
and General Blacksmithing done.
Mill
fitted up. 1 had intended at flint to try accustomed to a great big bunt of
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DEALERS
IN
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Machinery Repaired.
New York, but Anthony Comstock never loveliness.
So we came home from the trial by
took his clothes off for ten nights, l«nt
llorac-ihoefng a Specialty.
sat up at the Pennsylvania depot watch different roads. When my wife saw the
TILLAMOOK, ORK.
ing every train and ready to hop on the palfrey coming home wearing the saddle
first bare thought 1 dared to send in for over hi« stomach, «lie said that it was just
like me to send home the horse draped
suitable drapery.
Mrs. J. JOHNSON
MIssL. J.RUGQLE8
So I was nervous and especially wake- that way just to please the dear ones
fnl. 1 came here into th* Angry forest before 1 got there myself.
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pUGGLES 8 l JOHNSON,
My fall reminded me very much of
where a metropolitan boos 'Mb'ld be a
wonder, 1 retired early, for 1 was tired Adam's, it was so sudden and so hard.
i ' s odula- I fell more painfully than the author of
of travel and gorged »rith
MILLINERY AND DRESS
“Beantiful Snow," but I can overcome it
tion.
ier.
Oh. rock mo to s I m *. ■
in society quicker. It was the most
MAKING.
Our stock consists of Ury Goods, Clothing, Boots and Shoes, lluts, Ca|>s
Kock mo to alM*t
painful thing that has happened since
1 exclaimed.
and Notions. Groceries, Crockery, and Queensware. Doors. Windows, I.inie,
the war, and inside of twenty minutes 1
Pretty
soon
a
whippoorw
Hut«, Dress Trimmings and a General Assort
Hair, and Cement. Hardware and Nails. ^W*Hpecial attention given to
met all the people of North and South
right
close
to
the
house.
1
Carolina with whom 1 am acquainted,
ment of Millinery Goods. We always keep
filling ordeis for goods in jobbing lots.
been nervous 1 would not have noticed besides seventy or eighty from New
tthe latest styles.
it. but as it was 1 got sort of irritated, York, who are here for their health and
A gents for
for he went into it «o MWh harder than watching to see better people fall oft'
T illamook , O re .
Near Cauri House,
anybody wanted him to. If he had gone their horses.
I steadily on all night lo*nld have slept,
1 hav\, always said that the roads here
TILLAMOOK, SAN FRANCISCO AND WAY FORTS.
hut he did noL He hod an impediment1 should lie macadamized, but if they can
rplLLAMOOK LAUNDRY.
in
his
remark«,
and
Mietimes
he
would
be upholstered at the same price it would
Makis regular trips about every two weeks, the weather Permitting.
I qnit right in th* middlo of the word and snit
me better.
LESTER HART, PROPRIETOR.
1 could alinart grow mail waiting for
The fast sailing S tr . T ruckee has been specially fitted up for carrying pas
This horse grew up on the frontier,
Washing gathered and delivered every
him to finish it.
and is a sort of self made horse. Civili
sengers. Following are the rates;
week. Work done on short notice when desired.
Then the «lock in the library struck. zation scare» him almost to death. So
Marched shirts ljcts each. Common Shirts and
CAH N PASSAGE .......................................................................................... »IS-
It
does
not
«Irik*
rfjlit,
and
1
wondered
drawer«, Mo lOcta each. Family washing and
ho unseated me as though 1 had been the
BOUND TRIP,................................................................................................ »20.
how far off it was, so 1 got up like a tall, snap delegate of a rump convention. 1
ironing, sOcts per doxen.
STEERAGE (one way)...................................................................................... »9-
rectified spirit and began to reach ■till remain so.
white, n
Suite cleaned to order.
match. 1 have two match holders
Freight, (General Merchandise)
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for a mi
TILLAMOOK, ORB.
ao that when one is empty
in my n
A correspondent from Ocala wants to
.iways fall hack on tho other.
1 can aT
Know which, in iny judgment, is Walt
ibley
1 fell back «* the other almost the Whitman’s most enjoyable ¡»oein.
QENTRAL MARKET,
first thing 1 did. 1 stepped in a flaxseed
Without hesitation 1 would «ay that
poultto* and tracked it around over the the moat enjoyable one, because the only
OFFICIAL
DIRECTORY.
L. H. BROWN, P roprietor .
r<x>ni white tiling for the match safe one, barring "My Captain,” perhaps,
UNITED STATES.
The best Beef, Veal, Pork and Mutton always
with *utstrrtrlied hands, between which which 1 can underataud without over
B
enjamin H arrison
aud
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President
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on hand. Eggs, Butter, Vegetables
1 generally had the edge of a door. The stimulating myself, is one containing the
L evi P. M orton
Vice-President
est
Chickens bought and sold.
I amf . h G. B laink
List safe 1 found after a good deal of following:
Secretary of State
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harles
F
oster
Secretary of TreaMiry
Satisfaction guaranteed to every one.
delay and n nnoyance, but it only had I think I could turn and live with animals,
................J. W. N oble
secretary of Interior
. . s. B. E lkins
tit* otter *id of two matches—not the
they are m » placid and self contained.
Shop opposite the Grand Central.
| Secretary of War
B. FT racy
Magnificent Timber
i Secretary of Navy
l«d end. After 1 had tried both of them I stand and look at them long and long.
TILLAMOOK, ORE.
J ohn W anamakek
I Postmantcr-General
do not swoat aud whine about their con
w. H. H. M iller
in th* M*ai manner, forgetting that the They
Attorney-General
dition;
J eremiah R isk
Rich Coal Deposits
Secretary ot AgricuHMre
tronsar» on which 1 had generally ig They do nht Hfe awake lu thb Hark and weep
for t holt sins;
TILLAMOOK LIVERY STABLE, Governor STATE OF OREGONS. P en noy er .
nited mv matches were on a chair in
do not make me sick discussing their
Productive Harm Land. •ootter part of the room, 1 liegan once They duty
G. w. M c B ride
Secrétai y of State
P hil . M eti kan
Treasurer
mor» to fuel around tlie room for the Not onr to is God.
dlssatiRflod, not one Is demented
E.
B.
M
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lroy
Supt of Public Instruction
Otter •latch safe, ever and anon crossing
F rank <’. B aker
with the mania of owning things;
Pouter ................................
<R.
S.STRAHAN
Not one kneels to another, nor to bis kind that
JONES bros . P roprietors .
my old flaxseed |>onltiee trail.
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thousands of years ago;
4,1, A
Supreme Judges
By and by 1 judged tliut I had «truck Not lived
» r . 8. B ean
one is respectable or unhappF SVST ttlS
tte Mxiality. for 1 was in the nrtghbor-
/ J. H. M itchell BtiTBi.y now while lots are cheap.
For
full
particular«
call
on
or
addreM:
whole earth.
i J. N. D olph
First-class single and double turn-outs kept on Senators ...........
teod of the fireplace. 1 could «niell the
It is no more poetry, perhaps, tlmn th«
B. H ermann
HENRY TOEHL, Nehalem. Ore., or NEHALEM MILL CO., Astoria, Ore.
Congressman..
•M embers. 1 liegan to grojie, anil «nc- annual tax list for 1892, but it ha« ¡'let*
hand. Boarding and transient stoc k cared
(J. T. Apperaon,
Register.
jgMded in getting both arm« up the flue in it, and ideas are going to hurt no
B. F. Burch,
Site a long distance liefore I knew by man.
for.
Receiver.
the soft, nice feeling of the soot where 1
Poetry is a queer thing. I enjoy it
THIRD JUDICIAL DISTRICT.
UoniiF
F. A. M oose
T illamook , ore .
•as Then I went bock and tried it where 1 fln<l It unconventional and from
I Joint Senator
r P. B oise
•ver
again,
falling
over
a
chair
that
had
Circuit Court
the heart. Mr. Riley writes me from
G. G. HINGHAM
Prosecuting Attorney
■ pillow shams on it. In the morning I
TILLA M OOK ( Ot NT'V•
WM. D. STILLWELL
could
see
where
1
fell
over
the
pillow
y^CRE TRACTS AND
Representative
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II. F. HOLDEN
sham« and saved myself with my grimy
Judge
iW. T. W est
U. K. S1BLF.Y
hands.
Commissioner
TOWN LOTS.
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1 now tried the wall, groping along
i Clerk ..................................
S am D own *
Kor sale at reasonable price» «nd on
with some care and an occasional dab of
Sheriff.............................
H H M c D ermott
tema. Location beat in the city of Till«- Treasurer..........................
E M L amb
soot till 1 knocked down a picture on a
Assessor..............................
J ohn K dwami *
rich and costly Sevres vase which I kept
Surveyor
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A. T. W hite
School Superlntrnoem
whbwrancr
School
C*fT WM. II. STILLWELL.
calamus root in. 1 will have to keep uiy
Deputy Prosecuting Attorney A. « »*' ««*’«
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T illamook , okk .
calamus root in something else hereafter.
- TJLLAMIIOK CITY.
...,G. O. NOLAN
By and by I found some more tilings,
Recorder
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F.
bELPH
; Attorney
bnt not tho match safe. 1 got sort of
„<;«> C ohn
Treasurer
,.D. H. SEXWN
wild, and everything abont the house
j Marshnli
«J ohn B arker , Presiden
seemed ao still. Isn't it terrible when a
>A. P W ium » n
¡ Trustees
man has thut horrible feeling in his own
(G. W. P ettit
bonse.aa though he might be robbing it?
How glad 1 am tliat 1 never perfected
society dimbctohy .
myself aa a burglar, as I had intended
to do at one time just after 1 gave up my
A FALL LIKP. ADAM*«.
littls paper ill the west. For what a life Duluth, and drop« into poetry *o gently
G A. R -Mrot. first «nd ‘h'rdK*'^1'1,|”d"y J*
it is; all night work, all among strangers and io gracefully that 1 rntut run the
Will make re«ulsr trips, the weather perm
who have no sympathy for one. often ri»k of vexing him by quoting a page
Ing, from
^BVi.o"oM7‘îi"rTiuÂ"«^’
coarse people, too, who sleep with their from hie letter.
TILLAMOOKTO ASTORIA AND PORTLAND.
mouths open and their room» shut. It
Per Freight rale» or P«A«.»e. apply to
WM. GUIEN, REC SEC Y.
“But," he write«, “what ehall I tell
is just as well, 1 presume, that 1 gave !» you of my first impression of America
s V » A M —Meets first Saturday night
P. SCHRADER. Master.
up, for if one cannot find a match box in as 1 net foot on Dulntli soil—ar in it
his own room how could he succeed in rather—for it ia raining (till, as it ha«
M.,
finding the concealed purse of a total been for the last few month», in a way
stranger?
that seem» very hard to Overcame.
H. P.. A. r WILSO». SBC V.
The other match box is over the wash Albeit, as Brother Brightwaters might
A O U W.—Mrots every Monday n'Z1“,
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r «.lio A. » Mail, c N. dk «.- m »
a
stand. and when 1 found it 1 did ao too
theerily remark:
W. S everance . R eorder
earnestly. When you discover anything
-Ob! what •» «rend as a May da» seen«»
hook a '-ABDKRCO -Meets on «rst Tues
you should not doit too hard. 1 knocked
The fields U gross and th. woods la »raefl.
day ni«ht o< each
*0^,* (
Awl (be akla. 1« soft a* th. ooofne dove
down
the
match
safe
as
I
discovered
it.
Wtijw« Pa«sroa»T C. h Daaw, cnise
You have heard BO highly apoken of.
arxl the matches all fell in the water
H Fa««». Ssc’V.
“Bock several mile« from here I l*gan
pitcher. 1 tried to get them out quick,
before they got wet, and so pulled the to note evidence of northern latitude, aa
pitcher over on the floor. Aa ths water compared »rith that ao recently left in
ran dosm through the floor upon a friend Indiana. For instance, although I had
who is visiting us and paying his board, three pair» Of underclothing, 1 noted
be rose and followed tip the stream. with regret that 1 woe wearing two pair«
When he got to where 1 was he told me nt them in my grip and not where iny
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what o'clock It was and then went to bed third ¡«lr wan growing, oh, no cold and
distant. Then quite a few knit jacket«
M g canea *>TT" -Fir* *.*oi,r.'n’a‘7c¿
again.
paaaengera
So did
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Attorney-at-Law.
General Merchandise.
They Reep on hands at their store in¡
Hobsonville the largest stock: of goods
in Tillamook County.
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J. H.
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P lace to I nvest .
T he B
FINE TOWNSITE
TH E SI"- AUGUSTA.
COHN & CO.
zxte
of -A»ll
ciceri,
a, Hats,
; Sixoee
MS
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"It ta wearing awa'. Jean,
Like huw when It*» thaw, Jean,
And its haunches are a’. Jean,
An bald as the telilb!
"There's cark there and rate, Jesti;
And wear and tear there, Jean,
But there’s mighty* little hidr. Jean,
Unsocked up tho flume!"
•Thia word la a little obscure In thé original
but look» some like "deemed" or "debled." hut
evidently It is neither of these.
B. N.
Poetry like this does not bear tho
marks of the coldchisel, and the smell of
blasting powder Is not on it, but oh!
how truthful it 1»! How the buffalo
overcoat of the northwest, with red flan
nel lining to it, and the odor of the tejiet
and tho dead and unchlorided past rise»
up before tlie eye of one as one read«
these simple yet truthful line» to one'«
self.
It Worked.
“Hold up them hands!”
The train robber held his revolver
pointed at the head of the only piwsenger
in tho car who had not complied with
the stem command.
"Hold 'em up,” ho repeated, “or 1'1?
blow the wholo top o' yer head off!"
“I would if 1 could," quietly replied
the pale but self pwsoeoed passenger;
looking down at his empty Sleeve»,-
“but I haven't seen them for nearly
twenty-nine years. I left them on tho
field of Gettysburg.”
Off came the hat of the murderous
villain and there woe a huskiness in his
voice as he said; "1 beg your pardon;
sir! 1 wouldn't hurt a hair of yonr
head for the whole United States,” and
passed on to the next man.
"Yon look young to have lieen a sol
dier in 1808," said a fellow traveler after
the robber had cleaned out the train and
gone.
“Me?" replied tho other. “I A'ash’*
ten years old in 1863. t hover saw Let
tysburg. 1 was born this way. But
I'm ahead about $250 on this tittle
game.”
And the Armless Wonder of tbo Wa
bash deftly took a gold watch out of liirf
vest pocket witli his toes, noted the time
of day and said he guessed tll» tnürf
would lie an hour late at the dhnwr sta-’
tion and he was getting mighty liirffgry;
—Chicago Tribune.
Dors Not Always Follow.»•
Hobsonville, Ore
Manager,
SHILOH'S
CONSUMPTION
CURE
yellow-whisky tang that never yet wm
seen on sea or land. Also at the stations
along the f-outb beg*in to Appear the ob
ject which the curidna tourist first takes
for a dead cow Imperfectly buried, but
which upon nearer approach proves to
be onr old friend with the buffalo bver-
coat that ofttiiaes barks and snarls at our
acute sensibilities ua we jolt Onward
with the grand march of civilization.
But the dear old bovine overcoat id
going!
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A Long i’ueutlun.
A nchoollxjy handed in a written medi
cal certificate to excuse his fionattend-
ance. ”1 certify," the medical authority
was made to say, "that thid boy is unfit
to attend school for 804 days." Tbo'
schoolmaster thought it odd, the in
terim lieing so long and, at the same
time, so particular in its date; and
upon Inquiry it turned out that the doc-'
tor had written “three or four” days,-
which the boy had altered to 804.—Ar
gonaut.
Delayed.
He—I thought the bridé ami gfobtn
were going to start right off on their
Vte'l'lmg trip instead of waiting.
They were. But «lie had to
dtagl h"r wedding drena for a travel
teg gM*B ami they didn't get «tarte >
•util tte a«<£<loy.—Cloak Revtow,
«art e rises.
A
hould like to pre-
1 painted to soul«
sent the
■UbuW which would
charitable
you recammo -IW ■
ml
Cruel Lady 1’H*
him.—Lite'« Catene
Account^!
"Wh’rrf About fir*
morning," «aid the js .
"No, air," »aid ti e
forget that yon are on
very long train."— Harper » Bazar.
Whut Columba* Owes to Chicago«
Columbus wrm a grand oh! man.
Who II vim I long yearn ago;
And If I he hm had bthar »UoGii
He I um ! a mind to kuow.
Ho sallwl the Ocean blur, he df«l;
No sailor was so game.
And if It had been f»lnk he would
Have sail»*! fl just the name.
He made an egg stand on ft a end,
As some historians tell.
And then he got a daisy mash
Ou good Queen Isabel.
*’I’m aolfd now,*’ quoth Chrfstopbet,
As high bfc tossed L in cap,
“And I will find America
Or bust a btttchfn strap.**
Ro off he sailedIrom Palq* town.
He sailed by day and night.
Until one morn a sailor man
lUmarteed. ‘There’* land Id s?ghtr
Columbus climbed the quarter declf
And looked
the eea.
Then whooped a whoop, “You’re off;
young man;
It’s out of sight,” Mold he.
Ht feoW «wUll. In tt<»i«ht profonniif
Said lis: "This test. 111. Dotchl
80 this I. tliat Ain.ritA
I’v. brord shunt so miirb.'”
Coltimbua Inter s».nt «abate
Ao<l. with ronMfng P>J.
FI. wrote a besaln« loltsrte
Chtesao. Illloote.
fb.n. Io roapon.® to hl. rro«««*.
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