Vol. V, No. 5.
TILLAMOOK. OREGON. THURSDAY.
JUNE 30.
$1.50 Per Year
1892
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
HER INFINITE VARIETY.
i 1«. H iner , Pres, and Manager
| Win. Eberttian, Vice President
Wm. D. Stillwell, Treasurer,
L- Crenshaw* Secretary,
Wm. Barker, Superintendent .
I love her as “Faith,” * ben the sunlight steals
Through the church*» heavy air:
A radiant saint, by my side she kneels.
And her soul gees up in prayer.
I love her aa “Charity.” when her purse
Has always another mite
To lift the weight of poverty’s curse
And make some weary heart light.
But when she stands in an earthly guise.
With her perfect love confessed.
In the trusting glance of her brilliant eyes.
It’s as “Hope” that 1 loved her beat.
—Han y Romaine in Lalies’ Home Journal.
An Officer in the Militia.
“Did it ever occur to you,” said a West
Point graduate and a national guards
man the other day, "what it means to be
a popular officer in the national guard?
Something quite different, 1 assure you,
from being a popular otlicer in the regu
lar army. Why? For this reason: In
the army, if an officer takes care of his
men, sees that they get their clothing
and pay promptly, looks out for their in
terests in case they are so unfortunate
as to be locked up in the guardhouse,
no matter how stnet a disciplinarian lie
may be, or how he may make the men
stand around, he will bo {Kipular with
them. But here ill the guard the rela
tionship between officer and men is en
tirely changed. The rank and file, who
aro men that need no supervision of their
personal alfairs, expect their officers to
be ‘go<xl fellows' socially.
"An officer need not be a strict disci
plinarian to be very popular, but it is
only fair to say tiiat the majority of na
tional guard officers, especially in some
of our eruck commands, have just as
thorough an understanding of military
requirements as regular army officers.
Everything else being equal, therefore,
the popularity of the men may be com
pared as that of a man among employees
or among his club eipials. 1 mention
these facts to show how easily a regular
army officer could fail to succeed in the
guard, and, vice versa, how impossible it
would oe for a guard officer, whose easy
going society ways are an essential part
of his success in his rank, to make u
name for hiluself iu tho army.”—Brook
lyn Eagle.
A BLIGHTED LIFE.
The Future Hehl Nothing Brigfft oF
Promising for Thia Man.
He was occupying a Ixaich on the com*
mon, his head resting on his hands, i*
Oflci ou noxtdoor to Temperance Parlors.
Tillamook, - Oregon.
pictured despair. Tho blustering winde
of March swept across his woathei
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beaten countenance and froze the tears
7 E.SELPH,
as they coursed down bis furrowed
cheeks.
ATTORN EY-AT-I-A W.
i A kindly old gentleman in clerical
TILLAMOOK, -
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garb passing by paused. His heart wax
touched by the sad sight, and he laid a
J T. MAULSBY.
sympathetic hand m>on the jxxir fellow s
Studies in Psychology.
shoulder.
One rainy morning in October I sat
“What is the matter, my friendf htr
Attorney-at-Law.
qnietly reading my paper, when there
Matary Public and Real Estate Conveyancer.
said kindly, "I fear you are hot Wall.
suddenly camo to me the realization
There seems to bo a hectic Hush” ——
that 1 was not alone. In the midst of
“Don't say that 'ere, stranger,” said
my
perusal
of
the
stock
market
quota
I w. SEVERANCE,
ALL
PROMPTLY
the object of the gorxl man’s Bymimthy.
tions, 1 experienced the peculiar and in
stretching forth liis hand as if in protest.
describable psychic phenomena which
*
D kfuty -D istrict -A ttorney ,
“Don’t twit a poor devil on his misfor
indicate
the
presence
of
another
living
Srd Judicial District,for Tillamook County
tunes. 'Twoni't exactly a hectic flush,
being. As I am somewhat nearsighted,
TILLAMOOK,
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OREGON.
íaí
though, neither, ’thout that's a new-
it is my custom to hold the pajier rather
name I haven’t heard on: and p’rapB you
close to my face when reading; and yet,
don't mean bad arter all."
(«LAUDE THAYER,
with it in this position on the morning
The clerical gentleman hastened tc
HE
yon
make
in question, 1 was positive there was
deny any intention of raking up past
Attorney-at-Law.
some ono standing directly in front of
sorrows and urged him to expinin.
TILLAMOOK, OREGON.
insure
and.
pro
mo and looking at me intently. In fact
“Why. yer see, pard, ’twas this way,”
it seemed to mo as though, through the
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said the other. “Some er the boys was
four intervening thicknesses of my
vide your estate with
your
^AN BUREN BROMLEY,
just gittin interested in the game, un
newspaper, a pair of eyes were burning
they kinder axed me terset in. 1 sot in,
into my very soul.
or
you live, give you a sum of
ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR
an things went along sort er quiet like
Suddenly 1 lowered my paper and
ATLAW,
till Bob Simpkins he opened up a jacker
looked up. Then, just aa suddenly, 1
a
■ AY CITY,
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OREGON.
an they all come ill er wlioopin. Iliad
raised the paper again and went on read
as piirtv a basted flush ter draw ter ns
ing. My worst fears were realized! The
ever you sec. an, thinks 1, I’ll raise lifrii
he
assachusetts
utual L ike
nsurance
o
being
who
stood
before
mo
was
a
wom
MISCELLANEOUS
back on the opeuin. So 1 riz him back
an, and there was not nn unoccupied
Write the best policy, guaranteeing you cash and paid up insurance every year,
nn they all stood, game as yer please.
Beat in the whole car.—Life.
When it come ter the draw Bob he
so you cannot lose your money in case of misfortune. Send me your name and
£< & E. THAYER,
Pedigree of Boston*» “Four Hundred." 'lowed ho didn't want any, an I took one
The Big Tree» of New Zealand.
age and I will send you a sample policy.
“Every chap in Boston has been run
To bring home to the mind the stu ning for a ¡icdigree lately," said a good pape. My busted flush was the ten,
BANKERS.
F. D. JONES, Local Agt.
H. G. COLTON, Gen’l Ag’t, 33 Stark Jt, Portland, Ore.
pendous size of the colonial oak, as the nature«! sou of tho Emerald Isle yester jack, queen, king er spades, an I’ll lx*
General Banking and Exchange business.
kauri pine of New Zealand has been day at the North End mission, “and darned if 1 didn’t draw tlie ace o’ that
Interest paid on time deposits.
called, it must be compared with tho somo o’ them fellers up there on Bacon’s "ere identical suit. 1 didn’t stop ter see
Exchange on England, nelgiunt, Germany,
largest trees in these islands. In Eng Hill, as have been putting their mum's no more. 1 bad the only hand m the
Sweden and all foreign countries.
land there ure several elms 70 feet high iu the Foor Hundred lately, ought to be deck what couldn't lx> beat, an I jest
TILLAMOOK,
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OREGON.
and 30 feet in girth; oaks 80 feet high ashamed of tlieirselves for tryiug to de closed 'em up on the table an got read/
and with trunks 40 feet in girth: and in Ba vo tx'ople. Sure, one of them that goes ter have some fun.
“An the fun was thar, too, an don't yod
Scotland there is un ash 90 feet high and a strutting about with his eyeglass came
(O k an F rancisco
J F. LARSON,
19 feet in girth. But these are regarded from just the same stxx'k as meself and make no mistake. The other fellers nil
as extraordinary and grow in solitary has nearly blinded his two eyes looking went out mighty quick when they see
mo nn Bob was in it fer blood, nil we jest
grandeur.
for his name in the book of martyrs.
had it buck an forth like two tomcats
BLACKSMITH.
Tho uverage girth of trees in Britain is
“His grandfather and mine came over hung over a clothes line. When every
not more than 12 feet, nor the average from tho ould country in the ship Mari
height above (SO feet. But in New Zea anne about fifty years ago, wid the same gol darned cent wo could raise was 11»
Wagon making, and all kinds of Wood- walk
tlie pot Bob 'lowed he’d call. Sez hei
land there aro miles of kauris whom av intention of making a home.
and General Blacksmithing done. Mill
‘Seo here, Jim. I got yer bent, but yef
erage height is not less than 100 feet,
"Begorra.
there
was
no
aristocracy
on
Machinery Repaired.
and whose girth is not loss than 80 feet board the Marianne, for he washed the ain’t got no more money, nn ye may a*
or 40 feet. The largest kauri yet discov dishes and me grandfather did chores well show tlie boyB what yer So doggon*
•HorSc phoeiug a Specialty.
proud on.’
ered was 70 feet in girth, and the trunk around the vessel.
“Sez I: ‘Bob Siin.nkins, whatever ye've
TU.l.AMOOK, OKE.
was 200 feet high.—London Globe.
“Aud ye should see them now. Know got, tho swag is mine. Ye can't down it
me? Faith, if there wasn't anybody elso straight flush clean up at tho top, an m»
Bomo Curiosities of Hook Pint«*».
Mrs. J. JOHN8ON
Miss L. J. RUGGLES
in the city to know, they wouldn't other man can’t do it neither.'
Our stock consists of Dry Goods, Clothing, Boots and Shoes, Hats, Caps
The chief source of amusement for kuo-.v Tim Doherty.
“Well, stranger, Bob, ho had four
and Notions. Groceries, Crockery, and Queensware. Doors, Windows, Lime,
the book plate collector is to be found
“It's nothing but the ancientness of
RUGGLES & JOHNSON,
in tho grotesquo errors made on ar their families you hear of these days. eights, an 1 tell ye bo looked might?
Hair, and Cement. Hardware and Nails. jpO^Special attention given to
morial book plates by persons who are But we'll all lxi dead some time and sick. I laid down my kvards an got it
filling ordeiB for goods in jobbing lots.
either ignorant of tho rudiments of then the families of all of us will bo good grip on the stakes, when, by jinks,
MILLINERY AND DRESS
heraldry or careless ns to their meaning. ancient enough to put in the Four if they didn't raise a yell tit ter hist ou«
A gents for
er them 'ere motor cars clean off th«
Thus many ladies will have helmets, Hundred."—Boston Herald.
MAKING.
track! I kinder lifted my fingers an
mottoes and crests on their plates to
nono of which are they entitled: while Fraud Worth Mor«» Thau tho Original« axed what they was er makinseeh a dad
TILLAMOOK,
SAN
FRANCISCO
AND
WAY
FORTS.
Hat», Dr»»* Trimmings and a General Assort-
blnrstcd rumpus about."
somo men will simply alter the mime on
The art frauds that have taken shape
lie paused, gulped down a sob ami con
mentof Millinory Goods. We always keep
their father’s plate (say from John But m.d HtibHtnnce. which remain to incum
Makes regular trips about every two weeks, the weather Permitting.
ler to Samuel Butler), and think them ber the world us false coin ever circulat tinued: "Stranger, that ero flush was
the latest Btylos.
The fast sailing S tr . T kickei : Ims been specially fitted up for carrying pas
selves entitled to continue to Ixiar the ing from hand to hand, aro of all times still busted. Tlie queen was nothin but
T illamook , O re .
N.ar Court Home,
arms of their parents impaled, thus and peiiods. The nrchieology of frand the doggoned eight o' clubs 1 thought
sengers. Following are the rates:
making it appear that Samuel Butler even has becamo a science: some of the I’d discarded. That 'we queen had just
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had married his own mother.—London overt and acknowledged frauds them slipp<'<"l through my fingers like th«
ROUND TRIP,................................................................................................... »20-
TILLAMOOK LAUNDRY.
witnmen nllers does, an I"——
News.
s
selves have attaineil tlie staths of pre-
STEERAGE (one way)............................................................................................. I»-
A heurtromlilig sigh finished the sen
"ioti.s
and
coveted
works,
more
valuable
Catarrh.
tence, and for a few minutes the silenc«
Freig i., (General Merchandise)
.....
|4 per ton
LESTER HART, PROPRIETOR.
in
the
strange
gyrations
in
tho
whoel
of
People who aro subject to catarrhal
spoke louder than the still, small voice
Washing gathered and delivered every
ailments have special need to bo particu time than the originals they simulated. of a new infant tn tho night. Ho sadly
^••k. Work done on short notice when desired.
Michael
Angelo
s
marble
Cupid,
for
in
lar in regard to their feet covering: they
took up the linrrativo once more, and
Starched shirts Ijcts each. Common Shirts and
should see to it that their feet are com stance. which he miule in secret, broke said: "The boys they wouldn’t lx-li ve
drawers, HoiOcts each. Family washing and
fortably clad, their shoes should have ami mutilated, buried in a vineyard, and I'd discarded wrong. They thought it
ironing. sOcts perdosen.
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
substantial soles, and should come well dug up again himself, all for the express war a put up jobpjnst like I'dixig' J
Suits cleaned to order.
UNITED STATES.
up the ankles and not be laced or but- j “taking in" a certain cardinal, collector darned fool enough to lay my hand
TILLAMOOK, ORE.
B enjamin H arrison
President .................... . .......
toned tight. Light merino stockings or of antique marbles and contemner of down for them ter look Ht if 1 knew
L evi P. M orton
Vice-President
J ames G. B laine
half hose may lie sufficient for warmth, modern art, is a case in point. If this 'twomt all right! An 1 liad ter roine
Secretary of State
F oster
Secretary of Treasury . . C harles
but whenever by reason of much exer l>articnlur Cupid could now be ldontifiixl out o' there mighty quick, nn consekent-
0ENTRAL MARKET,
J.
W.
N
oble
secretary of Interior
cise the feet have liecouie damp, and it would probuldy lx> worth more than ly ain't had no chance t< r get even. An
S. B. E lkins
Secretary of War
B. F T racy
Magnificent
Secretary of Navy
especially if tho leather has absorbed the most beautiful genuine antique work I maintain it uin't right ter treat a feller
J ohn W an a maker
L. H. BROWN, PROPRIETOR.
Postmaster-General
wet. it is wise for a change to be made of its kind which Italian soil still en like that 'ere wl:i n ho ain't done nothin
W. II. H. M iller
Attorney-General
The best Beef, Veal, Pork and Mutton always Secretary of Agriculture .
J eremiah R isk
Coal
in both stockings and shoes.—Hall s shrouds.—Nineteenth Century.
wrong, neither."
ou hand. Eggs. Butter, Vegetables and
and
STATE OF OREGON
Journal
of Health.
“My good fellow." said the kind old
S. PENNOYER.
M«*nt bih I Water Diet (Hve» Strength.
Chickens bought and sold.
Governor
gentleman, “you have my sympathy,
(i. W. M c B riue
Productive
Land.
Secretai y of State
Sir
Francis
Ileud
tried
the
diet
of
the
Satisfaction guaranteed to every one.
P
hil
.
M
ktchan
A IleBertlou on Congrí*»».
but this seems to me to be a fitting op
Treasurer
E B. M c E lroy
Supt. of Public Instruction
VVhilo •‘Brick” Pomeroy, editor, lec I’ainpas lmlians. which roiuiiNtN of tho portunity to j oint out to you the evi s of
Shop opposite the Grand Central.
—'N
F rank C. B aker
Printer
ficKh
of
mares,
for
tliene
Ravage*
eat
/R. 8.S trahan
TILLAMOOK, ORE.
turerand capitalist, was lecturing in Co
gam”-----
?W. P. L ord
Supreme Judges
lumbus, a large black Newfoundland neither bread, fruit nor vegetables, lie
“Stranger," interrupted the O'her,
/ r .S.B ean
ray
a:
dog walked out leisurely on the stage
"don’t go no further. 1 appreciate yer
I J. H. M itchell
now while lots are cheap.
For
full
particulars call on or address:
After
1
bad
been
riding
three
or
fonr
TILLAMOOK LIVERY STABLE, Senators
¡ J. N. D olph
and up to the lecturer. "You look in
kindnes- an all that, but tbar ain’t only
B H ermann
HENRY TOEHL, Nehalem, Ore., or NEHALEM MILL CO., Astoria, Ore.
Congressman
telligent enongh to be rent to congress.” niontba, and had lived on lieef and water, one thing y r km do fer me. If you'll
f J. T. Appcrson.
1
found
myself
in
a
condition
which
1
can
said the speaker,as he patted the dog on
take an kick me from here over to that
i
rd. )
Register.
U. S. Land Office, Oregon < ity < D F Burch,
tho head. At that the dog sniffed and only de»cril>« by Haying that I felt that no ! 'ore gate yonder nn bai l; again yen'll do
(
Receiver.
exertion
could
kill
me,
although
I
con
JONES ros roprietors
jnmped over the footlights.
"The sug
a jxx.r sufferin < n < 1> r a heap er g<xid.
THIRD JVPICIAI. l'ISTRH T.
gestion of having to associate with con stantly arrive«I ho completely •xhauated There ain't nothin elso yer kin do; nuth-
Joint Senator
Hl-Bol»"
gress disgusts even the dogs." exclaimed that 1 could not H|N-ak; yet a few hot»* in at all.”
Circuit Court
R
FlrtKUM «¡»,1« »nd double turnout» kept on I Prosecuting Attorney
Pomeroy, and the audience shouted.— aleep ujNjn my noddle on tho ground al
"But my gixxl fellow." remonstrated
ways ho comph tely restored me that for
TU.l.AMOOK <Wim.^ttw#ii
ban Francisco Argonaut.
W m D. S tillwell
** hand. Bo.rdlmt .nd t r sullen t .took eared I Representative
a week 1 could daily I ni upon rny bone the other, “1"-----
If. F. HoLDIJf
"Thar's nothin else, stranger, nothin
¡ Judge
iW. T. W est
beforo HunriHC, could ride till two or
ItMby*» Flr»t Art.
for.
< lm. 1 ain't got no further n.-u fer any
Commissioner
|J. E. S ibley
three
hour*
after
sunset,
and
have
really
Baby
is
a
creature
of
imitation,
and
W W.C onder
thin elso lait that."
Clerk ......................
S am D owns
hence his first words will undoubtedly tired ten or twelve hone* a day. Thia
T illamook , okk .
His head sank forward again o» his
Sheriff.................
H II M<DERMOTT
will
explain
the
iinmoDKe
distanccn
which
Treasurer
bo
in
the
line
of
what
lie
hears
about
F M.L amb
chi st and despair seemed to cast a mel
Assessor
jieople
inHouth
America
are
said
to
ride,
J ohn E dvari *
him.
ancholy tii '0 on the very air tlmt sur
A.
T W hite
School Superintendent
severance
“Why. my dear child’s first motion which I am confident could only be done rounded him. Rializiug that such sor
^CRE TRACTS AND
Deputy Prosecuting Attorney A. U W KR •
was to slap everyone in the face.’ a on beef and water.
row was tix> deep to lx» alleviated by
TILLAMOOK CITY.
woman said, "and it was ever so long
.... G. O. NOLAN
any human synq iihy, the clerical gen
own ots
To < «it Gin»» with Hhear».
Recorder
E.
E
SELPH
before 1 could find out how lie learned
Attorney
..Gao C ohn
A «beet of glass-a window ¡Nine for tleman ' bed aud pas-xsl on.—NeW
Treasurer
the trick. Then I recalled how his
■* aule at re.Mn.hle price» »nd on
H. SEXION
example
-can I mi cut as easily as a she< t York World.
Marshall
term». Location be* in the city of Till»-
/J ohn B arker , Presiden
father used to give him a love tap under
of
rardlioard.
The secret consists in
?A.
P
W
ilson
the chin, and I conclude<l ho was imitat
Not * Cl»nratlr.
Trustees
■look.
tG. W. P ettit
C aft . W m . 0 S tillwell .
ing tho old man.”—New York Recorder. kwping the glas«, the «hears and tho
A coup)«* of lriviKln iiiwt. "Whiitevef
hands
under
water
during
the
o|M
ration.
T illa M ook , orb .
The glass ran I ni cut in straight or is the mutter w itli you? You look quite
Enron r*«l»K-
SOCIETY DIRECTORY.
curved
lines without a break or a crack. ulaorbed.”
Father (to a dull son)—flow many
"My first ha« tho hiccup, my fus-ond
prizes have you taken at school this Thia is bcranse th«* water dradenN the has the chick« u pox and my third the
vibrations
of
th«?
shearN
ami
the
glasM.
O A. K -Meet. Or., .nd tblnl Wrdn~d»y of
year, my Ixiy?
If the leaat part of th«? nhean comes out scarlatina.”
SíJwm5Xhrílir' F.S mvzbasi :«. C ommas «.«
Son—None.
“And yixir whole?”
Father—Never rnind. then, work hard of th«? water the vibration wdll l>o
"Mj whole? What nonsenM ! I was
er and you rnay take twice as many next ■uflk'ient to mar the anrc>s» of the talking about my ibddr-n, yon muff."—
experiment.—LllluMtration.
WM. OLSEN, REC. SEC V.
year.—Westfield (N. J.) Leader
Chrvnique.
. „ - . M - j L p D fint Saturday night
A < *ndM 11«* ply.
A BtfiVlng lnHue»»«^e»
What are described as tho finest
JOHX»OX. « M. ■
"Now U? Jpih«*Mt,” sai«i the second
stables in the world are those ocenjned
I>arty
to
a
horse
deal,
as
he
slipped
th«»
by tho magnificent horses of the Baron
W,ll wksreful.r trip», lhe «•»*•” P"”
halter on his exchange. "Is tho anima)
ess Von Znvllan in Paris The stables
it r. a p wuAox. »■<- '•
X’Xan ASTORIA AMO PORTLAND
A n V w-Meet» every Monday
cover three acres of ground, and are worth carrying h««m«?”
"No.” replied the former owner frank
, « Irt C. A K Had. < ». I»»’ “ W A
fitted up in a style that is little less than
F.r rrrl,M Hit« or r»*“*” *’’¿7 “ _
ly. "he ain't, but he’s worth Beading
W StVkUAXca rsco «*»
sumptuous
P. SCHRADER. Master.
home, if you’re going in that direction.**
wTuS^VÍaSS«’" C. M. I-«»« CHtrr <
Boa-Oxns, a city on the Ganges, f» —Kate Fldd’e Washington.
R FBKAS. SEC Y.
said to have tieen so named becanse a
Amarlra’» Maven Wonder».
gigantic serpent. 120 mints long and
The »even wonders of America aro
M f C«t «en-»elKton. «eryice.'-onducted
having a double head, was killed at the
da.**?«! as follows: Niagara faba, Yel
occ s
M the r*Mor ,*7*2_2ïïi*i»l» wrairei In th-
(iresent sight of the towu about the year
Kkh.rd-n »IU ^dnrt IM^
,nd
lowstone ¡«irk. Mammoth cave. theCan-
Ml A. D.___
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y«ms and Garden of the O< j *1 s , Coiurwlo;
Careful scientific investigations »bow the giant trees. California: the imtund
that the average «peed of the transmis brklge, Virginia, aud the YoaeiaiUj val-
RimaMMo». PASToa.
sion of earthquake shocks is nearly !•.- fcy-_________________
“Bobby « y» that he bas completely
QIO r-fl nas^MV/onl,_______________ _
- « <^y»CH SOCTH-Fir., -..nd. '
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j~ "«
dfAHF. .
g V. V. JOHNSON. M.D.
Rough
and
Dressed
Merchantable
Moulding of Every Description, Bracket?, Etc.
Lumber.
Flooring and Rustic a Specialty.
ORDERS FILLED
O- TOG-OZST
can
thus
death,
money
best investment
is to
your life,
cash at
if
few years later.
T
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M
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w.
T ruckle L umber C o .,
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¡They keep on Hands at tHeir store in
Hobsonvilie the largest stock: of goods
in Tillamook: County.
Tilt*
StCeimer
J. K. S ibley ,
tkitckdl ;.
Marager, Hobsonville, Ore
Nl£HALEx\I CiT\
T hf B est P lace to I nvest
Rich
Timber
Deposits
Farm
PINE TOWNSITI
B
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