Vol. IV. No. 47.
TILLAMOOK. OREGON. THURSDAY.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
APRIL 21.
1892
$1.50 Per Year.
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wash basin at the eatjng works and change for broken caudle« and the heel
turned on the faucet, but soon had to , I tap« of large public dinners, ia erroneooS
poke out tho water with a stick. At and ought to be exploded somewhere OB
HE HAS THE HERO BUSINESS DOWN I table I asked for a glass of water and a vacant lot outside the city limits.
the colored man and brother went to
TO A SYSTEM.
This manuscript is, or will be, ready
this same faucet to get my glass filled. for the printer in a few days, so the
A -ann in Mexico who had been drink writer says. He never wrote anything
Besotting Dining Itoom Giri* to Order.
ing considerably, and was said to have liefore for publication, being an engine
The Water of Boni* and That of Mexico, his skates on a great deal of the time,
wiper at the roundhouse, but he cat)
Mo., Compared—Crossing th* Missouri. told me while I steadied him up against hardly wait for this book to come out
A Would It* Author.
the depot that his only reason for drink He thinks I am setting it np now and
ing was that he had to ent away the sewing on the bindings, |>erhaps, of
iCopjrigilt, 1S92, by Edgar W. Nye.]
My last letter was written at Beatrice, sandbars in his system every few days evenings after the children are asleep.
This is a mistake.
Neb,, at a hotel which was on fire, and or run aground.
Mexico is at the confluence of the Al
Any publisher who would like this
as a number of errors have crept into
the press regarding my bravery at this ton branch with the Wabash railroad. manuscript, however, can obtain it by
great fire, known as the Paddock Ilonso The branch, as it is called, is a road writing me and inclotdng poetage, to
fire, iwvill say that I did nothing at that ■.vhicli runs from Cedar City, opposite gether with a promise to get the book
time that was not my plain duty: noth Jefferson City, or Jeff, as it is called, to thoroughly scattered among the masse«
ing that I would not do again. I would Mexico. In starting from Jeff wo got prior to the great national convention«.
The author is not a man of let ten,
have been less than man if 1 had shrank on n four horse 'bus ut tho hotel, filling
it inside and climbing to tho deck and though he has received quite a number,
from my duty at that time.
1 was engaged in writing, in fact, had covering the entire outside to a depth of lie says, from the division superintend
ent, and has attracted aome attention in
just seated myself and loaded up my four feet.
Wo redo some distance to the ferry literary circles by having his pay gar
stylographic pen with bluing, which 1
carry with me, and was just about to across the Missouri, sometimes riding nisheed eighteen times in eighteen
think, preparatory to writing, when the i on four wheels and then gayly tooling months. He has a style, he says, some
along on one. I could feel my late hair thing like that of Laura Jean Libby,
turning gray.
but he does not think so rapidly as she
AT ALL
Ou tlie way we passed the humble cot doe«. Eight pounds of ninnuscript in
HOURS
of a colored woman who lives on the twenty-four hours is his highest record,
corner and who is the mother of two so he says he knows that be is not so
bright little twins known as Eyctlier prolific as a writer as Laura is.
and Nyether. Each passenger had some
But still he thiuks with groat rapid
bright little episode to got off at tho ex ity, und many of his quick thoughts, he
pense of tho broad and massive mother, says, are just ns good as any that he haa.
but i.he took our sallies good naturedly He has thought quite a number of
and replied with many a little esprit du thoughts ulmoet identical with those
corps of her own.
thought by such men as Tolstoi and
When we approached tho boat we saw Thomas Brower Peacock, of Topeka,
at once that it was not tho City of New Kan., thus showing that he can if neces
York. Even tho novice could detect the sary think os good a thought as those
little points of difference. 1 can truly men who have made a good living by it
say that I never saw a sadder sight in
Above all, he says that the book is a
•ho nautical line than the steamer which timely one, and when an author comes
treads the dusty road between Jeff auil right out and says that his book is time*
Cedar City. As we approached tho mud Jy you must admit it. 1 would print it
pie which is used as a landing our for him myself, but the Little Gem
driver sounded the sackbut us a signal printing press which 1 am doing all my
for the old colored inebriate who acts publishing with now is in Use. 1 loaned
as crew to lower the drawbridge. The it to a Kansas man, who is Using it to
latter is an old and well gnawed collec print a stud book und mark his linen.
PICKING OUT A GIRL TO SAVE.
tion of warped fence boards, one corner
i shrill cry of fire was seen approaching, of which curls up like tho too of a
I mid a firo laddie, in less time than it bnnied boot.
I takes to tell it, was up my window like
When the omnibus passes over this [
j a squirrel, playing the liose on a beauti bridge the entire crew has to stand on
ful and elaborate scarlet embroidered this corner to hold it down or the wheels j
Dvimurate Menaur««»
nightie of mino which hung over tho will not go over, but the crew had been
head of my couch.
out tho night before attending a dinner
The statement in the Nebraska papers given by tho board of trade, I think, and j
that I was perfectly cool even nt first is he did not have entire control of his .
very kind, but not borne out by tho faculties, so he neglected to stand on I
facts. I was not real cool till the liose tho warped gang plank, and a serious ac
company had been playing on me for cident was only prevented by getting '
some little time.
off the 'bus anil lifting it on tho boat.
L. H iner , President.
Regarding my heroism in saving the
The boat itself is broad ainidship«, [
Wm. Eberman, Vice President
Wm. D. Stillwell, Treasurer,
life of a slender nml beautiful dining with no saloon to speak of, though if
L. Crenshaw, Secretary,
room girl, or doughnut lady, I will say you are acquainted with tho pilot you
Wm. Barker, Superintendent.
that tho press, especially of Omaha and can get something out of his overcoat I
Beatrico, has erred in its enthusiasm pocket which will answer every purpose, |
and hasto to do me a favor altogether it is said.
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Chappie—Dickey made a dweadfat
out of proportion to the act of courago
The train does not start until this Ixint
and heroism itself.
gets across, no matter whon that is, and wow ut tho club yesterday. lie ere«
1 always, while stopping at a hotel, it i. very UECQitain, for the boat might twied to got. np a fight.
Cholly—What did they do)
very early decide in my own mind which spring uli-ak and fill fall of sand in a
Chapple—Tho president telegraphed
of tlie dining room girls 1 would save in little while. Then it would bo very
home for his governess and had her re*
. case of fire. This I do invariably while difficult for it to «tart up again.
I am perfectly cool, knowing that should
Tho crow, an 1 said, consists of a col move him.—Life.
a fire break out I might in the wild ex ored man named 1’otiphar I’, ilitwlo, of
Only th« Author.
citement of the moment rescue right Callaway county. Ho has lieen mar
ALL ORDERS FILLED PROMPTLY
Henry Guy Carleton, the nuthor of the
and left without any discretion or sense. ried ten years, and eight children have
Once 1 rescued a shrouded figure in tho blessed their home, so ho is told; but as "Princess of Erie,” stood in front of the
| darkness and uncertainty of night, and ho has lived on tho bout all that time, box office of tho Iloston Museum laet
OZESZECrOXT
I when 1 took her to tho light and got night nml day, he only knows ulxiut his Mondnv evening, when a middle Nfd
I three reporters there to tako down what family by report. Lately he has taken woman accosted him in thia manner?
"Is this a good play?“
sho might say by way of thanks, 1 found to drinking, and talks of establishing a
"1 Im ve heard people any it was.*
! whon it was too late that sho was a lit residet. at Sionx Falls for tho purpose
"Have you seeu it?"
tle colored bootblack who could neither of obtaining a divorce.
read nor write.
How sad it is, after ton years of wed- j “Oh, yea, several times."
Tho dining room girl whom I rescued tied happiness, living of course simply t “Anil you really think it ia a good
at Beatrico was heavier than 1 had sui>- but happily, tho wife on shore and the play?’
"Yes, 1 can recommend it."
poseil, and 1 bad not. more than half
HE best investment yon can make
She stepped to the liox office and pur
[ rescued her before 1 regretted it. How-
chased three seats. In the meantime
I ever, as 1 leached the foot of tlio first
is to insure yOtir life, and tlms pro
Mr. Carloton had stepped inside the
■ fire esc3po she returned to conscious-
theater, and when the woman came
| uess and sprang out of my arms with a
vide your estate with cash at your death,
along with her two friemla she again
cry of horror. 1 calmed iier, however,
espied him.
so that her fears ut last vanished, mid
or if you live, give you a sum of money
"Are those good seats?" she inquired.
with a deep drawn rigli, having already
“Well, they are not the best in the
noticed that I was very much out of
house: but they are not bail ones, by any
a few years later.
breath, »lie took mo over her shoulder
means."
and carried me to tlie foot of the fire es
"Will you please show mo whero they
cape.
T hd MASSACHUSETTS MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE CO
are: you ure one of the ushers, are you
I notice recently that King Humbert
not?"
Write the best policy, guaranteeing you cash anti paid up insurance every year,
of Italy has severely critic ised thu Ro
"No, madam: 1 am only the author ot
so you cannot lose your money in case of misfortune. Send me your name and
man firo department, und i agree with
the play."
age and I will send you a sample policy.
him that it needs a thorough overhaul
And the three women diHapjieared like
ing. Having seeu the lloiiian fire de
dissolving views liehind the lieavy por
W. F. D. JONES, Local Agt.
H. G. COLTON, Gen’l ig’t, 33 Stark St-, Portland, Ora.
partment myself, I woul I say that the
tiere.—Boston Herald.
insurance company that would take a
Habit.
risk in Rome would tlo/ervu to die in
want.
Professor Künstler was an old GeV*
In the first place, tho Roman hose is
man |x>ilugogue, noted for his absent*
docayeil. it would lint bol l railroad
mirideilness. lie and a friend, auothef
ties or lioop poles. 1 did not get to see
old professor, nsed to take a daily walk
Humbert while 1 was there, but 1 wrote
together. One day, when the walking
him a well timed not. regarding hi. (ire
was very bad. Professor Künstler was
department, and in that note 1 said that
on his way to the coiner at which he
if ho would give less attention to his
and Ids friend always met, when he *tt-
[icnonal appearance and more to the husband on tlm wave, to snap the golden connti red a young student whose face
question of tlie Roman firo department cord and to go forth unfettered, forget he recognized dimly, having seen it
ting iho happy past forever. Is it not every day for some w eeks in his morn
would make n hit.
5 he This
winter lias proven what t said to indeed tough?
ing class. Tim professor hailed the boy.
who was wailing through the mud to
lie true. I wrote a piece also for tho
[O f S an F rancisco ,)
I liad intended to make this letter get across tlie street.
Roman morning pajier Tho Roman
e ; — DEALERS IN
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Candle, it was called- t piece which 1 more profound and recondite than usual,
"Have yi n in ti Professor Muller?” he
signed "Veritas," and in which 1 said it but other matters swm to crowd out asked. "Yea, Iler» Professor,” replied
was time to c all a halt. Th - piece was those plans und prevent the work being thu student, pausing in the midst of a
mud puddle to riiiatvo his cap respect
never pnblittlted, and I ha 1 to leave so recondite as I had arranged for.
Yesterday I received a condensed story fully: "the Herr Professor Muller Is at
Route before 1 had got my visit out on
account of it. There Were some good in manuscript from a man who wishes tho coiner, waiting for yon." "Good,"
points in it too. 1 managed to mildly me to get it published nt once, as "it replied Profi i-sor Künstler, looking ami
roast Hninliert in it, and got off two or should lie issued nt least four weeks be- ably at tho lad over Ills si>eetacles; "1
three good local hits in tho piece; then 1 toru the national conventions," be says. thank you: you may be seated f*‘—Argo
got it put into gcxxl Italian by the res Otherwise the conventions will most naut
taurant where I stopix-d while in Rome. likely be bitter disappointments, I judge.
A Mlliilhir Coer** of Tr*«lm*«L
This winter Humbert wa* out to see a H<> says "the bootoriit a timely one, and
Patient—What should I do when my
Roman fire, and tlie department did not should have been published two months
Otir stock consists of Dry Goods, Clothing, Boots and Slices, lint», Cap.
reach the scene for an hour and a half. ago to tit ¡teople for tho coming nationul stomach acliee?
and Notions. Groceries, Crockery, and Queensware. Doors. Windows, Lime,
Doctor (brusquely)—Fill It.
Over 7,(XM),(XX) francs worth of property convention." Ho says this to me in a
Patient—And what shall 1 do when
Hair, and Cement. Hardware and Nails. f^Special attention given to
was destroyed. One engine tipped over tone of reproach which I am sure I do
on the way to the tire, and the others not deserve. 1 could not have published my head aches?
filling orders for goods in jobbing lots.___________________ ______________
Doctor Same.—Kato Field. Wash
might as well have clone so, for the hose tho book, even if I had been at home,
would not bold water —even tho coarse and had it done by this time. Posnibly ton.
A gents for
not by another year oven, or may bo
and impregnable water of Rome.
Not Nrr«*MM»rHy Hltnri».
tcittuer
later than that.
Mr. Pompous—that fellow? That’s
1 u.'*« to have a Btmngvr hop un me
The water of Rome is in many respects
TILLAMOOK, UN FRANCISCO ANO WAY PORTS.
like that of Mexico, Mo. IV* stopped that way for not publishing Lie ls>ok the miserable low down sharper who
there for luueb not long ago. Mexico, and* going out afterward personally to cheated mo in a liorso trad«.
Makes regular trips about BHrj tw» weeks, the weather Pernittiig.
Mr. ilardln ml—That fellow? Wliy, I
Mo., i» one of the thriving and thor- canvass for it. Few people of the great
The fast nailing S tr . T bcckhe has been specially fitted np tor carrying pas
ongbly prcHtjierous towns of that pros work s day world realize that Inmtn- know him. He's a («rfect fool.—Now
perous anil now rapidly growing state. gagisl in bu.,iii<KW—a bushier * which oc York Weekly.
sengers. Following are the rates:
But the waters of Mexico, M j .. like tho cupies my limo and requires lay ixx>t
$15.
CABIN PASSAGE .............
Alna>* Aprrwwbrd from lit* ll«ar.
Ixjard bill of a man who livardccl nt our energies. The idea that I sit up ia a
$20.
ROUND TRIP.....................
“1 don't •Uj-pme,” m H the teacher,
house once while engaged in upbuilding large haymow all day reading rejected
... $9.
STEERAGE (one way).......
bis fellow man. still remains nusettlcd. nuuinscripta, and then in the evening • that ; ny hit boy lirrt bll mr MH t
$4 per ton
Freight, (General Merchandise)
^^Pewm »4 .i|»>i.i g li
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BILL NYE AS A HERO.
g V. V. JOHNSON« M. Da
Office on next door to Temperance Parlors.
Tillamook, ■* Oregon.
£ E SELPH,
ATTORN E Y-AT-LA W.
T illamook , - - * - orf . gon .
J T. MAULSBY,
Attorney-at-Law.
Notary Public and Real Estate Conveyancer.
I w. severance ,
DBrUTY-DlSTBICT-ATTOBKEY,
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3rd Judicial District,for Tillamook County
TILLAMOOK,
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OREGON.
gLAUDE THAYER,
Attorney-at-Law.
TILLAMOOK, OREGON.
MISCELLANEOUS.
(< dt E. THAYER,
BANKERS.
General Banking and Exchange buaineaa.
Intereat paid on time deposit*.
Kxchauge on Hngland, Belgium, Germany,
Sweden «nd »11 foreign countries.
TILLAMOOK,
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OREGON.
J-JESS & TOEWS,
W ood -Y ard .
Wood delivered to any part of the the city.
T illamook O re .
J F. LARSON,
BLACKSMITH.
W*gon- milking, «u<t ull kind* of Wood-work
■nd General Blackamitliing done. Mill
Machinery Repaired.
£0e-Hor*e-*hoeiiig n Specialty.
TILLAMOOK,
ORE.
N P. ROBERTS,
CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER.
Wagon Shop in connection.
dene.
Cabinet Work
Sh»p opposite G. A. R. Hall.
TILLAMOOK, ORE.
MI**L. J.RUQOLE8
Mr*. J. JOHN8ON
RUGGLES & JOHNSON,
MILLINERY AND DRESS
MAKING.
Hats, Dress Trimmings and a General Assort
ment of Millinery Goods. We al way« keep
the latest style«.
Near Court House,
T illamook , O re .
yiLLAMOOK LAUNDRY.
LESTER HART, PROPRIETOR.
Washing gathered and delivered every
week. Work done on short notice when desired.
Starched shirta l.scts each. Common Shirts and
drawers, 5 to iOcts each. Family washing and
Ironing, jOcts per dozen.
Suits cleaned to order.
TILLAMOOK, ORE.
QENTRAL MARKET,
L. H. BROWN, P roprietor .
Th* beat Beet, Veal, Pork and Multon always
on hand. Egg*. Butter, Vegetable* and
Chicken* bought and «old.
Satisfaction guaranteed to every on..
Shop opposite the Grand Central.
TILLAMOOK, ORE.
'pILLAMOOK LIVERY STABLE,
JONES B ros . P roprietors .
rtrawt*» «ingle «nd doubt, turnout* kept on
hand. Boarding and transient stock c«r*<l
for.
T illamook , ore .
j^CRE TRACTS AND
T own L ots .
Bor Mt* at rwonable price* and on favorable
term* Lncatloa be« in the city of Till*-
mo ok.
Car».
b- Mnxwai-b.
T illa M ook , o «S.
THE SÜ AUGUSTA
wnt make regular trip*, the weather perm
TILLAMOOK TO ASTORIA *»» PORTLAND.
COHN & CO ■J
THE LE^DIffi jy|ErçC}lÂNT&
OF TILLAMOOK.
Look out for their
announcements next
Rough
and
Dressed
Merchantable
Etc. Flooring and
Lumber.
a
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T ruckee L umber C o .
They keep on hands ¿it their »tore in
Hobsonville the largest stock: of goods
in Tillamook County.
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