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On Aftaoclatintf with the Rich.
HOME COMING.
pack after jouroeyin ; L'agaea of guileful sea.
Buck from long tarriance among clime, remote
f did not guess what heel i of amity
l ay hidden among the he-. :sof these my friends
Absence has clolhe.1 ate with a purple state.
Crowned me ami seeptered me a transient king
With those 1 love ami those I bad dreamed till now
Not half so rich in love's warm royalties;
While clear through every greeting, equable
*s breezes through a grqve of Bister trees,
One bland familiar human Impulse floats!
PifferenL Indeed, the welcome had I fared
Back from that va|»orous voyage wer.ll must make
Sooner or later to too unknowable!
How then the faces leaned toward mine would
flash
With query, amazement, awe’ flow faith would
clutch
tty hand victoriously How science, then.
Eager for larger lore, would clasp my knees!
And. ah, liow chill negation's eyes of ice
Would blaze upon me l .r supreme surprise’
- Edgar Fawcett iu Youth's Companion.
A KENTUCKY “WARNING.”
Late one afternoon in September I
real lied the cabin of John Hungerford,
in a cove of the Kentucky mountains.
The family consisted of father, mother
and three small children, and there were
many comforts about the place. Hun
gerford was an industrious, hard work
ing man, and one of unusual intelligence
for a mountaineer, and the wife aud
children were far above the average.
They extended a right royal welcome,
and we had been visiting away for two
hours when a woman rode up on a mule.
The beast was badly blown and wet with
perspiration, and the woman must have
come dkth important news. Now was
developed a trait peculiar to all the
southern mountaineers. They are game
to a man—;:a l woman. They are the
coolest people m i..e face of danger one
ever saw.
"Howdy, John?” queried the woman
as she drew rein at the door, and as Mrs.
Hungerford appeared she added. "And
howdy, Mary?’
Both answered that they were well,
and John inquired:
“How are all you’nns, Sarah?"
"All able to dig, thankee, John."
“Corn an’ taters turnin' out well?"
"Reckon they bo. what little we’ve
got, but bark* and roots pays better.
Chilling any this fall, Mary?"
"Not a bit, Sarah.”
"Haven't heard from them'uns. 1
reckon?" queried Hungerford after a
long pause, during which the woman
tried to size me up.
“Mebbe. Who may he’un be?"
“Stranger from the no’th."
“Sartin?”
“I’m shore.”
“Will he back with ye—stand to your
back in case of trouble?"
"Haven't mentioned, but I reckon."
“Well. then, they'uns is coming up to
night to put on the hickory.”
•‘Hu! Who said it?"
“Heard it at the corner*. It’s shore.
Bassett is gwine to lead 'em. Are ye pre
pared, Jim?”
"Reckon.”
"And Mary?”
“She’un is prepared."
“Well, then, that’s all I've got to say.
Hope you'll hurt they’uns till they’ll be
have themselves. Good-by, John—good-
by. Mary.”
She was off with that. I had a dim
suspicion of what was meant, but the
coolness of the trio puzzled me. When
she was out of sight I asked:
"Is it trouble?"
“Stranger." replied Hungerford, as he
pulled a twig off a bush and bit at it.
"I've been warned away!"
“How—why?"
“Took sides with the Oldhams against
the Bassetts, and the Bassetts have
warned me to leave."
"And as you have refused to go they
are coming to take you out and switch
yon?”
“Exactly-if they kin!"
“Anil are they coming to-night?"
“1 reckon."
“And you?”----
“I shel be ready."
We sat in silence for a moment. 1
looked up at Mrs. Hungerford, but she
was sewing away and trotting her foot
as placidly as if danger was at the other
end of the world. The children soon
began a game of tag, and the husband
softly whistled as he switched the twig
over the ground.
“Great heavens! but you take it cool
ly," 1 exclaimed as I noted everything.
“Stranger," answered Hungerford as
he turned to me. "1 need somebody to
back with me to-night. This ain't your
fuss. You don’t know the Oldhams
from the Bassetts. 'Deed you may have
stayed with an Oldham last night. You
don’t want to mix in, and yet"----
“I don't want to kill or be killed, but
can't I help you some other way?"
“You kin. He un is all right. Mary
I knew he’un was."
"Glad on't." she briefly replied, not
even looking up from her knitting.
Hungerford took the whole matter as
coolly as if it was an ordinary business
transaction. There was only one way
by which his cabin could be uppioached.
It was arranged that 1 should secrete
myself in the cowshed on the one hand,
and his wife in the smoke house on the
other, and at the proper moment this
flank fire would have its effect.
Hungerford was to hold the house, and
he was the only one who was to shoot to
kill. As he said it wasn’t my fuss, but
it wasn't human nature to leave him to
fight a mob alone. When all hail been
arranged we went into supper, and after
the meal a double barrel«! shotgun was
got down and loaded for the wife. The
husband had his army musket, which he
loaded with buckshot, and 1 had my re
volver as a weapon. As we finished our
preparations and sat down on the door
step the wife carelessly inquired of her
husband:
“Gwine to shoot to kill, John?"
"Reckon 1 orter," he replied.
“And me?"
“That'* according. Mebb* you'll hav*
to.”
"And the stranger?"
"Oh. hell fire high ”_______________
THE DANGEROUS OLEANDER.
and rejoiced that there was going to be
ARMY SOCIETY REUNION. To associate with the rich seems pleas A MODEL FLIRTATION.
RANG OUT LIKE A FIRE BELL.
“a fout,” but by aud by grew sleepy The Bud« and Leave« of the Popular
ant and profitable. They are apt to be
How
Smith'« Repeater Mule a Sensation
and went off to bed. Up to 10 o’clock Plant Are Not Healthful Things to Eat. THE WEST VIRGÌNIA VETERANS WILL agreeable and well informed, and it is
at a Stereopt icon hectare.
A RAILROAD EPISODE THAT ENDED
we talked of everything but the coming
“I wonder if it is a mere matter of
good to play with them and enjoy the
I There is a certain young man of thi,
MEET AT HUNTINGTON
PLEASANTLY FOR ALL
event. At that hour Hungerford said: fancy, or does that tree affect my
usufrucTof all their pleasant apparatus;
town whose newly wedded wife pre
“Reckon it's time. They’ll be here health?" queried a very delicate look
but of course you can neither liope nor
by It.”
Three Day« of Huiid’diakhitf, Sougs, Talks wish to get anything for nothing. Of A Writer Tell» of One of the Happiest sented Inin with a superb gold watch
ing woman, as she broke some large
that not only chimed off the time when
The wife tied a shawl over her head,
and Parade« to Ite Enjoyed by the the cost of the practice the expenditure
Traveling Experience« of Ills Life—A
a spring was pressed but told the day of
picked up aud examined the gun and bunches of exquisite pink and white
Boy» n ho Fought the Mountain Bat of time still seems to be the item that is
Demure Little Mi«« Captivate« Him the month and the phases of the moon.
walked off to her station with never a blooms from a tall and wide spreading
most serious. It takes a great deal of
tle« of 1801-5.
with Her Ingenuousiie««.
It also kept gqod time lie was natu
|
oleander
which
stood
in
a
large
tub
in
word. 1 went over to the shed, took the
time to cultivate the rich successfully.
The lively city of Huntington, on the
1 believe some flirtations do a man rally proud of his chronometer, and was
place picked out for me and five minutes I her room. "Sometimes I feel perfectly
If
they
are
working
people
their
time
later all was darkness and silence. It certain that the odor of the blossoms banks of thoOhio, in West Virginia, will is so much more valuable than yours positive good. The same may possibly always ready to oblige hi* friends by
was just about 11 that I heard the low hurts me—makes my eyes burn and forget the record of great circus days and that when you visit with them it iB apt be said of a woman, but I k : ; a mail letting them look into its intricate
works, winch you must admit showed
hum of voices and the footfalls of men. causes an irritation in my throat. I am mammoth fairs and mass meetings when to be your time that is sacrificed. If myself 1 am not so sure about i i
I was recently returning to Kansas him to lie a young man of marvelous
and ten minutes later four or five of the , more satisfied about the latter, how- the veterans of the Army of West Virginia they are not working people it is worse
tem|»‘r. But this same beautiful
gang of twenty came directly up to the , ever, and am going to have the plant pitch their bivouacs there fora three days’ yet. Their special outings, when they City from an eastern trip. I I.ad trav giMid
watch was the cause of his undoing a
shed and leaned against it as they in taken out of my room, although it is jubilee from Sept. 15 to 17. It will be the want your company, always come when eled two nights and a day, and my jour few nights ago.
annual reunion of the society,
ney had been uneventful and tedious
spected the house.
one of which, for several reasons, I am i fifteenth
1 forgot to mention that the outer case
and the committeemen of Huntington have you cannot get away from work, except enough. I was in a particularly snseep-
“All sound asleep,” whispered one.
very fond."
made extraordinary efforts to distance the at some gn-at sacrifice, which, under the ti'.'e mood. 1 think, and perhaps too of tins timepiece bore the monogram “G,
“We are dead shore of him,” added a 1
"I think you are wise in doing so," fourteen records scored up at these gather stress of temptation, you are too apt to ready for any diversion that promised to \V. S." in brilliants, by which you may
second.
make. Their pleasuring is on so large a
replied her friend. "I am certain that ings heretofore.
infer that Ilia married name was George
"There's to be no let up, boys!” cau continuous breathing of the atmosphere | The Society of the Army of West Vir- scale that you cannot make it fit your make the last day of my journey a pleas Washington Smith.
ant
one.
1
ginia
was
organized
at
Moundsville,
in
tioned a third.
times or necessities.
This evening in question he and Mrs.
It was at Roodhouse, Ills., 1 think,
“We must switch him til) he gives in laden with the odor of that tree is 1870, with General R. B. Hayes as first
You can't go yachting for half a day.
Smith were rejoicing at dinner over the
capable
of
producing
the
most
serious
that
a
young
lady
of
striking
beauty
!
president,
and
has
had
several
very
en-
We’ve had enough fooling.”
nor will $50 take you far on the way to
[ thought that they should soon see her
“What of the wife?” whispered the consequence*. 1 have not the slightest thusiastic reunions since that time, yet the shoot big game in Manitoba. You sim entered our car. Almost every avail sister, who was coming on from the
Huntington committee insist that 1891
doubts
able
seat
was
occupied.
She
came
more
that
the
deaths
of
at
least
two
first.
west to visit them ill their new home,
shall be the greatest of the series. The ply cannot play with them when they
"Blast her! She’s as bad as he isl friends of mine are traceable to this i membership of this army is very broad, in- play, because you cannot reach: and than half the distance of the car and and incidentally send oil a private daily
cause. and I know of several cases ! eluding men who went into western Vir when they work you cannot play with stopped opposite to me. 1 removed a report to her mother of how George wa*
Let's give her a taste of the gad. too!”
where throat affections have been ginia in 1861, and with McClellan, Rose- them, because their time then is worth package from the »eat I was occupying treating Maude. They were to meet her
“Agreed!"
One of them went away to call up the caused and aggravated by living in the era ns and Fremont fought in the early so much a minute that you cannot bear and offered her a place beside me, which at the Grand Central station on the ar
crowd, and in a few minutes all were same room with large plants of this I mountain battles of t he war against Robert to waste it. And you cannot play with she at once accepted.
As she sat down 1 had a good oppor rival of the train due at half past 9
assembled. Then 1 gleaned from their sort, ill one instance there was at Ill's! E. I*ee, Garnett and Stonewall Jackson.
them when you are working yourself
West Virginia was never, from 1861 to
tunity to note her appearance. She was o’clock, and decided to put iu the hour
whispers that John Hungerford was to a slight swelling in the throat, then a 1865,
and
they
are
inactively
at
leisure,
be
and a half they had to spare by looking
without a Union army defending its
be whipped to death, and that his wife long period of gradually increasing borders, its towns and its passes, and from cause cheap as your time is you can't rather small ami evidently quite young, | in at a much advertised stereopticon lec-
though
she
had
a
manner
and
an
ex
was to receive less merciful treatment. I pain and inflammation, then malignant time to time crossing the mountains on spare it.—Scribner's.
pression of face that indicated knowledge 1 ture.
They even planned to fire the house, and I synqitonis and death, with very the east and southeast, or the Potomac on
They went and enjoyed themselves so
and
culture beyond her apparent years.
Men
Instead
of
Horses.
wipe out the whole family root and marked disturbance of the heart's the north, to strengthen the armies in the
i well that they well nigh forgot their en
She
was
exceedingly
attractive.
She
Probably
no
better
leg
development
is
Shenandoah valley and in Maryland. The
branch. At a signal all advanced, and
gagement, but a picture of the St. Pan-
first battle of the war between regularly shown among any people in the world had an open, ingenuous manner, an in eras station in London made Maude gasp
five or six men jumped against the door action toward the last
nocent
soul
that
spoke
unmistakably
"The
dispensatories
and
other
au
organized
troops
of
both
sides
took
place
than that of the Japanese jinrikisha
It was barred. Then a voice called:
at Philiippi, W. Va., June 3, 1861, and Gen men. The jinrikisha is a mammoth through her dreamy blue eyes, and the convulsively: "Oh, George, do look at
“Open, John Hungerford! We’ve thurifies tell ns that the oleander coil eral
your watch, dear. I'm so afraid we’v*
George
II.
Thomas
struck
his
first
blow
two wheeled lathy carriage, with a prettiest of red lips. Her hair wa» ovrrstaid our timel"
come for ye. and we are bound to tains a principle which is an active in the great conflict upon that field.
golden
and
her
complexion
was
perfect,
pair of shafts fastened to it. It has a
heart poison. It seems remarkable
have ye!”
George made a strenuous effort to get
After that came the battles of Rich
The words were answered by a shot that no investigation of its actual effect Mountain, Beverley, Garrick’s Ford, Gan- cover, and the passenger leans back and she presented a picture that almost sight of the dial in the Egyptian dark
fascinated
me.
from the house, and then the shotgun on liimian life lias been made. In some ley Bridge and Cheat Mountain, and the at his ease, while the jinrikisha man
ness of the hall, but could not, and his
UNCONSCIOUS FAMILIARITY.
roared from the smoke house. I ele countries it is in general use as the hold of the Confederates was finally bro pulls him at the rate of from five to
wife noticing his difficulty said, "Touch
1 cannot remember now how we be the repeater Bpring, you goose!"
vated the muzzle of my revolver and principal ingredient of a compound for ken. From that time on West Virginia was eight miles an hour through the city or
fired six shots over theconfused and flying j destroying rats, mice and many sorts of a field for the concentration of Union across the country. These men are paid came acquainted. 1 do not even remem
The lecturer had just concluded a very
to co-operate with the forces at ten cents an hour, or fifty cents a day. ber the first words spoken. I only re
crowd, and next moment all who could insects. An armful of boughs cut from troops
work outside of its borders. In the spring and they can make long distances at a member that wo were soon engaged in sad anecdote and made an impressiV*
get away were gone. Hungerford came a number of trees on a gentleman's of 1862 General Fremont crossed the moun
pause, when the hour chime in George’s
out with a lantern, and by its light we lawn was thrown into a pond where tains with his West Virginia army to bat- speed equal to that of the average horse. an interesting conversation without any watch began to fairly boom out nine
They
run
all
day
without
tiring,
and
feeling
of
restraint
or
embarrassment.
saw two dead men and three wounded. cattle went to drink, and several valu
strokes. It bad never sounded one tenth
instances have been known of their mak On my part, at least, it was one of thoBO so loud before, and n nervous old lady *
The wife had also shot to kill. One of
able
animals
died
from
drinking
there.
rare
meetings
where
the
stranger
seemed
ing
seventy
miles
in
twelve
hours.
few seats back began to whimper "Firel”
the wounded was past sjieaking. The
"A gentleman one day rode his horse
There are 80,1100 of them in Tolrio uioro like an old friend than u new ao- There was a wild craning of necks in the
other two, who were strangers to the
up
to
the
porch
of
a
house
where
lie
quaintance.
She
asked
me
many
ques
alone,
and
there
are
perhup*
half
a
audience, and Mrs. Smith's cheeks be
family and belonged iu a distant village,
million in Japan. During the summer tions, which I answered to the best of came so red that—M her husband told
begged for mercy and promised all sorts desired to call, tied the animal to one
my
knowledge,
ami
in
turn
I
plied
her
they wear little else than the breech
j of the rails and went indoors. Return
her afterward—they glowed like live
of reformation in the future.
clout when running along the country with interrogatories on many different coals.
In the morning, as I was ready to go ’ ing after a few moments'stay, lie found
roads, and the hot sun of Japan turns subjects; for, while there was nothing
George wrapped first his handkerchief
on, there were three dead outside the the horse in a state of violent agitation,
their Jersey cream skins to a rich ma strikingly brilliant in her replies, she and then his eoat about the watch, but
door and the two wounded were groan trembling and scarcely able to stand.
hogany, and brings out the perspiration had a style of expression and other indi to no effect, for both the hour and the
ing with pain. The nearest doctor was A few moments later he fell, and died
in drops of diamond sweat ujioii their vidual characteristics of speech that minute bells said all they had to Bay in
five miles away, and I was to stop and almost instantly. Investigation re
backs. Their arms are also well devel made me want to hear her talk continu tones lliut vibrated painfully through
leave word for him. As I left the house vealed the fact that lie had reached
op'd. and they are, as a rule, u profes ously, and then she had an innocent and the deadly stillness of the house.
Mrs. Hungerford said:
over the rail and eaten several large
sion of athletes.—Frank G. Carpenter in yet appealing look that enhanced the in
When they finally ceased the lecturer,
"Thankee, stranger, and we won’t for- branches from an oleander which stood
terest tenfold.
New York Ledger.
with flue sarcasm, said, "Will the little
git it.”
on the porch. Member* of the family
We
must
have
shown
our
sudden
lik
boy please bring his gong up here and
And the husband said:
Safety Indicator for Elevators.
who chanced to be aware of the death
ing for each other, ami yet no one seem ring it in full view of th« audience?"
"It wasn't your fuss, of course, but
The frequency of mishap* to elevators ed to take any heed of us, even though
of
the
cattle
from
drinking
the
poi
A shout of laughter broke the strain,
what a shame to have wasted all them
has drawn attention to the necessity of we were in a railway car, where people and under its cover George and Maude
soned water, and also of other corrob
bullets!
..
rp
adopting
reliable
devices
for
insuring
have
little
employment
other
than
to
staggered up the nisi« and out Into
“Good-by, and God bless ye!”—M. orative evidence, had no hesitation in
the safety of passengers. In addition to watch each other or to fall asleep.
declaring that the oleander shoots that
Broadway. They saw in a jeweler’s
(¿ua<l in Detroit Free Press.
the
many
patents
which
have
been
taken
Wo
became
better
acquainted
and
window that it was twenty-five minutes
the horse had eaten were the cause of
out
with
this
object
in
view,
a
device
more
interested
in
each
other.
As
the
past » o’clock (they had entirely for
Acconi modating.
ROSECKANS.
Ills death.
has just been brought out whereby the young lady grew enthusiastic over a gotten to count therejieater stroke*), and
CltOOK.
GOFF.
Visiting southerners—at least those
"In view of these facts, itseemsquite
condition
of
the
automatic
safety
at
scene wo were passing she laid her hand, just had limn enough to get up to the
from Texas—are not at all pleased with important that some qualified individ tie with Jackson in the Shenandoah valley,
the rush of northern railroads, if we may ual should investigate the subject and and when General John Pope organized tachments to a passenger or freight ele which I saw was lily white and dainty, station ill a cab nnd meet their guest.
vator will l>e audibly manifested at on my arm. nor did sho seem conscious
Mr. Smith lias not worn the watch
believe Maj. Martin, of that state. They I give to the public the results. A lady the Army of Virginia to light late and every
reciprocal movement of the ele of the act.
at tlie Second Bull Run t lie same
since then, mid Mrs. Smith said to me
are used to a very different sort of do of some experience and considerable Jackson
West Virginia army, under General Franz vator car. The elevator is fitted with a
Homo time afterward, in an animated the other day, "Wasn't Georg« foolish
ings. By way of illustration the major medical knowledge gives it as her opin Sigel,
marcbed to the plains of Manassas system of levers, and a spring for con conversation, she leaned toward me nn- to [ires* that repeater spring?”—New
tells this story:
and
made
a
gallant
light
in
defense
of
ion that enlargement of the glands of
trolling them or releasing them when til her face was near to mine, and aft«« York Herald.
1 remember that a woman one evening
Washington.
they are required to engage the toe th of a moment 1 discovered that her arm
asked the conductor of a train in my the throat, goiter and various forms of
During the invasions of Maryland and the racks running at the side of the ele
war lying on my shoulder*, though 1
The Growth of tl»« Skeleton.
state to stay at a certain place all night heart disease are either produced or ag Pennsylvania in 18U2, 181*3 ami 1864, tlie vator shaft, and thus instantly stop the could uot remember when she placed it
When growth i a attained the skeleton,
She wanted to spend the night with I gravated by inhaling air charged with West Virginia troops held their lines on
there. And wdiat may seem stranger having reached its projiortions, any ad
some friends, she said, and if lie didn't the odors of this plant. Especially is the flunk of the Confederates as they car.
To prevent accident from an inopera still is that neither of us seemed at the verse influence affecting the lymphatic
marched up and down the valley of Vir
oblige her she should have to wait twen this likely to occur in winter, when ginia,
harassing the Confederates and at tive or defective spring an alarm or sig time to think that our conduct might l>e «ystein or nutritive nupply in any way
plants are kept in living rooms in a high
ty-four hours for a train
times giving him damaging blows.
nal bell is provided, and each time the improper or that any one would take tends to produce leannehs. A well de
temperature,
or
where
the
air
is
charged
The conductor said he hated to lie dis
The troops that from time to lime supporting cable is slackened from any special notice of it.
veloped man having drunk lye by acci
obliging to a lady, but he didn't like to I with moisture. Certain it is that with formed the forces in West Virginia repre cause the bell is sounded. Should the
There are some people who can ex
delay the other passengers. Finally he my observation and experience of its ef sented many states. In the early battles bell fail to ring on the car reaching the press more mischief in a look than dent, after a prolonged illness and recov
agreed to talk it over with them, and fects I would have it removed without West Virginia and Ohio regiments were in bottom of the shaft, the absence of the others could possibly put into a caress. ery found himself a living skeleton. A
we decided that if her friends would delay, beautiful as it is."—New York the lead. As tlie li' ld grew in importance signal would Is» an indication of a defect 1 have already said enough to show that dissection of this man after death dis
closed the fact that the thoracic duct
and tlie armies there were strengthened l»y
give us lodging and breakfast we ledger.
thousands and tens of thousand*, other calling for immediate attention.—New 1 thought no less of this young lady on had been nearly closed up.
wouldn't mind an extra day spent on
account of her conduct, which 1 saw was
states were representetl, ami at the battle York Commercial Advertiser.
The earliest recorded example of this
Sbavlll* with Rapidity.
the way.
the outgrowth of innocence. On the class was Claude Ambrose Senrat, born
of Cedar Creek, Oet.. 19, 1884, Crook’s army
The train waited half an hour while
A barber who can shave live mon in of West Virginia, when it helped Sheridan
Quite Sufficient.
i contrary, 1 was charmed by it.
at Troyes, France, April 10, 1797. Ac
she got off and consulted with her an hour is doing quick work, and a “clean out the valley,” included New
Different persons have different ideas
SIIK KISSED HIM AT 1‘ARTINU.
cording to the account, nt his birth there
friends, and just as we were about to young Pittsburger who has the fortune York, Massachusetts and Illinois regi as to the best way of giving enjoyment
I learned with much pleasure that my was nothing in his appearance that indi
leave the place she came and told ns or misfortune, as you may choose, to ments. together with many from Ohio and to their guests; but there is one form of
new acquaintance would not leave the cated disease, but in proportion as he
that they had agreed to the terms The possess a stiff black beard, thought he West Virginia.
entertainment which was for some years car until wo reached Odessa, which was grew in size his flesh gradually wasted
The
prominent
generals
who
fought
in
fires in the engine were banked, and the was seeking the impossible when he
West Virginia besides McClellan, Rose- very popular, but is now somewhat out only an hour’s ride from my own desti away.
train left on the track. Next morn‘ng,
On the other hand, any influence
crans, Fremont, Sigel and Crook were of vogue. This is the taking of guests nation. Instead of longing for the end
asked
a
barber
to
shave
him
in
five
after a comfortable night spent in the
Generals R. B Hayes, J D. Cox, B. F. to cemeteries, which, while often beauti to come 1 found myself consulting the which stimulates the nutritive mechan
farm house, we left the place twelve minutes in order that he might catch a Kelley, W. H. Powell, R H. Milroy and ful, and in a way full of interest, are time table frequently and counting the ism unduly degrades the secretive and
hours late. Talk about accommodating train. But the barber thus challenged, Robert C. Schenck. Of these. Generals liable to inspire melancholy thoughts distance to Odessa, begrudging each assimilative functions and tends to pro
with the added incentive of a double Hayes and Powell will attend the reunion and sad memories.
railroads!—New York Tribune.
I mile the engine made 1 had no other duce abnormal fat The living skeleton,
fee if he did the work in the allotted nt Huntington.
A young girl whe had been paying motive than to make the most of thi* with iiis limited capacity for food and
The programme for the occasion will lie
time, settled down to his best gait, and
Room for Suspicion.
several visits in an eastern city at last acquaintance during the few hours to assured income a
freak. enjoy* some
a universal “ho-.v-de do” and “shake” on
The Rev. Sampson Doolittle lives in succeeded in shaving his man, without the first day, Sept. 15; a grand industrial came to the house of a friend of her which it was necessarily limited. I did •e '■ .... f h 'I'D
bv, the fat person
the suburbs. The other evening he met a single cut. but clean, smooth and parade in honor of the veteran visitors on mother’s, who had a daughter about the not even learn the young lady’s full <|i • r\ • - ■ Giiiiqjl
I -tj,
statistic*
Brother Reachup in a back street, stroll complete, in some seconds less than five the second day, to close with speeches, age of the guest.
Iw
-New
name. Incidentally I learned that her of this class
“Now, if to-morrow s a pleasant day, Christian name was Mabel, though 1 re York Times. ”
ing carelessly aloug with an empty bag minutes. More than this, the barber songs and other campfire merrymakings,
brushed his customer’s hair and put in and on the third day a parade of the veter we'll take a drive in the afternoon." said member now having heard her speak of
on his shoulder
_________________
SI,. rnitii'» lb-111.11 l< ■ '•«•.X'l 40.
“Hi. Brer Reachup," said the Rev. Mr. n||
ipHe extras of hey rttm and the ans in llieir old company formations, as far the young hostess the first evening; “is herself as Maine.
Doolittle, "wha' yo' gwau so sly wid dat rest, handed him his hat and remarked as practicable, escorted by uniformed mil there any particular place to which you'd
Writ) r* who have bu
That this unexpected meeting made a
itary societies, secret orders and lire com like to go'?'
bag dis houh in de ebemin'K
great impression on us both you will bet picking Up an«' dotes ami m/Twnts
the heat of the day before the five min panies. A pavilion holding #,000 people
"No, I think not,” replied the guest. ter understand when I describe our i
“I hopes yo' don' spec’ I'se after chick utes had elapsed.— Pittsburg Dispatch. will aeeomodete the veterans tor their
life of Sir i in.,u appear to ha**
ens, Brer Doolittle!” exclaimed Brother
campfire exercises, and the fifteenth meet ■ "At least.” she added truthfully, “I parting. On reaching Odessa 1 accom wholly overlooked the story of his rW
Reachup indignantly
ing of the society promises to lie a success should like to go anywhere except to the panied her to’tlie platform, where 1 an- markable dream. Il is a* follows;
A Tela» Prodigy.
I cemetery. I don’t care about going there sored her of my feeling of obligation for
tn numbers a'id in social enjoyment.
One night the gener d took refuge in
"Sho!" replied the Rev Doolittle |
D
Hoffman,
of
Woodland,
Mr G.
For the coi ifort of the crowds of veter again, as I have been driven there five such a happy day She seemed equally in old larmlioii-.' and had fallen into a
•Did 1 say's 1 spec's yo' ob dat? But 1
a calf-sheep. Exactly half ans from «distance the hotel mid boarding times already."—Youth's Companion.
lias
Tel..
got jes' hyuh to say. Brer Reachup, an’
grateful to me. As the la'll rung for the .|.-.p sleep win n h" v k visited by a
is covered with wool run house accommodation« of the city will lie
dat is, ef 1 draps into yo' house t'mah' to of the calf
train to start I turned to say good-by, most exciting dream. 11 fancied that
re-enforced by a camping ground provided
Private Schooling In New fork.
ning
along
the
back
bone
and
on
the
diunah an' axes yo' fo' a wing an a
when to my surprise she put her arm* the house in which he slept was sur
with
tent«,
and
cot»
will
ls'supplie'1
to
th*
It
costs
on
an
average
$800
for
forty
piece ob de bress’ an' de piece dat goes under side half way. Half of the tail lioys who prefer them to a bcl on the bare
about my neck and kissed me. The ac rounded by a band of ; a nilas, who had
weeks' schooling in the fashionable girls' tion was as innocent and, despite its Ir dug a hole beneath th" i ■ oin in which he
ober de fence las', wid plenty cb gravy, is wool, and the two right feet are like bosom of old Virginia soil.
. fiil< d It with p it ' i iin I ton, le d it
an' yo' says yo' hain't got no chicken. I'll a sheep's. The hide feels like a sheep
The society's officers for 1891 are located boarding school of New York, the ex regularity, as modest as if I had been a
spec' yo' ob p varicatin', Brer Reachup. on one side, the other like a calf; eyes as follows: President. General R B Ilayes, tras for washing, baths, medical attend brother There was not a sign of a off The explosion that followed waa
dat s Wat I will."—Chicago Special are blue. You may pull the wool off Fremont, O ; vice presidents, General W. ance, calesthenic», lectures on art. ethics blush, ami not a word was spoken. terrible, and the gem nil thought ha saw
it* side and get wool from a sheep and H Powell, Billeville, Ills.; General 1. H. ami the society fads, and the indispensa Somehow I felt no embarrassment on himself flying through the air in sec
Press Bureau.
Duval. Wellsburg. W. Vs . General W. H ble seat at the opera, concert, drama and account of what had happened. As 1 tions. The »hock of this terrible experi
you cannot detect the difference.
Enochs, Ironton, O . Van II Bultey. Par church amounting to |3'><i. Hjiecial in
What a Dollar Will Do.
The side on which the wool is ap kersburg, W Va . Colonel If If. Johnson, struction in music, dancing and the lan stepped on the moving train I felt that ence ca't-ed him to jump to tlio middle
Four gentlemen sit down to dine in a pears a great deal lighter in color than Iznig Reach, W Va , Colonel John A.
while we should probably never meet of the floor.
Hastily dn'ssing lie I rt the building.
hotel They sit for some time, yet none the other. Its mother is a very large Turley. Portsmouth. O , Colonel Thayer gmige is a separate and distinct business again our acquaintance had been s great
arrangement
with
the
professor.
Day
He had not gone far into the night when
of the waiter* pays any attention to their *OW. while the freak is tolerably di .Melvin, Wheeling. Major B M. Skinner,
pleasure and a refining benefit to me.
!>oarders
pay
but
there
are
extras
want* They are hungry After a mo
Pomeroy. O . James B. Botsford, Youngs
I do not think that flirtation in gen a red glare shot up from the f armhouse,
town, O., Captain II C. McWhorter, for fin-sand lectures amounting to about eral sbonld lie encouraged. 1 am sure followed by a terrible explosion. The
ment's consultation each of the famished minutive. —Cor. St. Ixiuis Republic.
IWO
a
year.
—
Exchange.
Charleston, W. Vi.; Captain -V R WBr
of it. Just what effect such a meeting building waa wrecked, but the dream
guests lays a dollar beside his plate.
She Knew Better.
ack. Cine..... Hl; Captain T. H McKee,
There is a marked change in the be
and such a proceeding a* I have de had saved the life of the great general.
The
Peril«
of
Drmocraey.
Washington;
Captain
C.
E.
Irwin.
Wheel
Mr*. Jaysinith (to grocer) - Ten
scribed might have on girls of different -Ht. Louis Republic
havior of the waiter*. The four gentle
I ing; Captain Jame* Barnes, U. 8. A., Waah
Unde
Giles
(a
pessimist)
—
Thi»
coun
.
men eat a hearty meal The waiter* pounds of sugar.
ages and temperament* I will not at
' iugton. Captain J W. W Bottom, Fair try is drifting into monarchism, wir!
How to sire«*: Ire» III* Fyes*
Grocer (as customer walks out)—I mount, W Va The executive commute*
become interested. The four leisurely
tempt to say. But in this instance I ain
Frank—How'* that, uncle?
A simple and excellent [ Ian to preserve
■uro I did no harm There is not the
pick their teeth and calmly put their beg your pardoti. but you didn't pay im hargeof reunion affairs for the season
Uncle Giles Why, all the men aro slightest tinge of conscience as I remem and strengthen thi'cyi is this: Every
consist* of Georg* A. Hodltig, Sam Gideon
dollar* back into their pockets. They for that sugar
aping the Prince of Wales, and all the ber the trustful, innocent expression in morning [snir some <■"’.■! water into your
even smile. The waiter* don’t—Jury.
Mrs. Jaysinith—Of course not. Bug and Mark Poon of Huntington.
. f the liowl
Since the last reunion tveneral B F, wom<-n are becoming King's Daughters! those dreamy blue eyes a* the fair washing bowl; at the I«
ar'» free now. I read tlie [»per*. I Kelley
finnsey’s Weekly.
and Colonel W B. Curtis, vice pr**-
place
a
silver
coin
or
h l ie oilier bright
maiden
kissed
tne
good-by.
The
time
Antiquity of Wearing Mourning.
do, and you can't fool me. —New York I blent* of th* stxiety, have died. General
object; then [.til ymir face into tlw wa
The custom of wearing mourning for
The vulture i* 100 time* as large as the will doubtless come when she would ter with the eyes o|s n : n I fixed on the
' Kelley was from first to last one of the
treat
me
differently
under
the
same
cir
deceased relativesand friend* i* of ex- Epoch
I most energetic organizers and command* ■wallow, but its wing« are only fifteen
'ir head
Iler year* alone plead ol.j. et al th" bottom '
Harrark Room Ammltle«.
I era of We»t Virg.nia troop« that the Union times as large, The Australian crane cumstance*.
I tremely ancient origin, dating back to a
Corporal fto recruit) -The fellow I f a cause had Io ths- region He was wound- weighs 8,000.000 time* as much a* the strongly in excuse of what I have re from side to aid" gently, and you will
I remote period of history. Even serai-
find that tin* uioruiug I, ith will make
ed at Pnlllippl awl afterward exercised
barbarou* nation* observe thi* time non- regular tearecrow filthy to
et the latter baa 150 lated. I learned from her [»rents, who.
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