TILLAMOOK
BOARD OF TRADE
......... PRESIDENT
H .V. V. JOHNSON.......
VICE-PRESIDENT.
WM. D. STILLWELL..
SECRETARY AND TREASURER.
GEO. L. SMITH.............
CLAUDE THAYER,
W. H. COOPER,
EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE.
L. H. BROWN,
>
WM. D. STILLWELL,
H. V. V. JOHNSON, J
CORRESPONDING SECRETARY.
W. F. D. JONES.............
Meets first and third Saturday eaoh month.
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NAPOLEON WITH A PIGTAIL.
The I .*»hi«»iiable »inner Table.
IT WAS A GREAT SCHEME.
ing everything f< >r notoriety and money."
THE “TAMMANY” REGIMENT.
Connecticut Pumpkins-
Sing You Explain» Bom« Mysteries of
__ » fashionable dinner table is square.
I The
“Hear, hear! Your sentiments, mad
Modern Banking.
Some farmers go a.vay from Connecti
It should b? large enough to accom But Lack of Capital Prevented the In-
Bister and brother for in uiy a year,
am, are mine. Dut 1 don’t think they cut and settle in the west. saying that Monument to the Forty-necond New York modate comfortably the number of
ventor from Making a Fortune.
I The flight of Sing You, the late esteemed
Edie and 1;
at
Gettywbuiff.
•hould be wasted on the mere fact that the old state is played out in an agri
Shariag bright weulher and facing the drear.
My friend B. isn't rich It isn't likely cashier of See Bon & Co., Chinese bankers in
Among the impressive occasions of the people to be seated No more guests
Edie and I.
some other woman has made a hat like cultural way. but the Nutmeg state ia
should iæ invited than will serve that he ever will lie rich. But be firmly Chicago, with i 15,000 I »elonging to depositors,
Keen Is our love at» a sword free from niat*
season
of
IS91
on
the
battlefield
of
Gettys
yours."
still somewhat on pumpkins, or else
to make twelve people in all, on ac believes that lie would have been a very excited all Cbinadom. The news that Sing
Time welds the closer our al<- -t i trusty
“She hasn’t!" cried Nina indignantly. Walter Crissey. of Southington, is mis burg, none could 1« more unique than the count of the number of pieces of rich man by this time if he had only been You had appeared in the boodlers' colony in
So shall it be tdl we both uro but dust,
gathering
around
the
monument
to
the
“Lady Loddington was wearing this very taken. Crissey ret out to raise pump
Edie and I.
china in each course of dinner service. able to command a little capital a few Montreal excite«! Chinadom more. The re
hat! Listen, I ll tell you the whole story. kins this year and succeeded, lie planted Forty second New York volunteers on Heavy white damask is used for the years ago.
ceipt of the following letter yesterday by a
Just to know this, that we never shall change,
22.
The same afternoon you called a lady eight acres with field corn and in every
Edie and I;
When he conceived the great scheme brother Celestial in Mott street, this city,
tablecloth,
and
this
should
be
hem-
.
The creation of the monument is due to
came in beautifully dressed and asked other bill dropped a pumpkin seed. He
Never grow formal and distant and st run go,
stitcheil all around
The fashionable which ought to have realized a fortune gave Chinadom a positive thrill.
Edie and I.
M oxtleal , F kbbelaly two tlee .
to see some hats. I saw who she was, L<is just harvested the pumpkin crop, the patriotic ami liberal impulse of the fa patterns iu damask are small figures, for him he was a clerk in a gas works.
Ixjvers may fade like a com« i s brief flame.
To Wun Lung, Mott stleet, New Yorkee,
though I've never met her. I don’t want and there are 5 000 of them, as big and mous political association popularly known
It
wasn't
one
of
your
new
fangled
works
Friendship is often but fri*-ndship in name,
and
these
mostly
in
the
form
of
fine
as Tammany Hall, tlie Tammany society,
from Sing You:
(Yme what come may we arc always the same, to meet her,” savagely; “one sees quite round and yellow and mellow as the full
of New York city. The regiment was ferns, tin»* flowers, single rosebuds, pinks, where they make gas out of water,
Whoo|>ee! Me. alle samee Melican man,
Edie arxi I.
enough of h< r in all the shop windows." harvest moon looked to be a week ago.
known throughout its service as the “Tam chrysanthemums, carnations and long and heaven knows what besides, but on* get tee on tlain, come Canada, cop uo catch««,
“()ne does,” I remarked, sotto vcce.
Having gathered the 5,000 pumpkins many’’ regiment, and was also called the grasses, in the center of the table is of the old fashioned, honest sort in which keepee cash, gettee dlunk, aingee song, lalse
Brother and sister and heart within heart,
“She wanted a hat the color of this Crissey hardly knows what to do with ‘Jackson Guards.” The Tammany
Edie ami I;
placed the piece of dainty linen beauti- ! gas was extracted from coal and nothing hellee, allee samee boodlees, all samee Eno,
Choos nor death cannot drive us apart,
one; so I brought it out and showed it to them, unless lie builds them intoa yellow
fully embroidered in colored silks, rep else. Everybody is supposed to kndw, allo samee Mandelbaum, allo samee I’lado
Edie and 1.
her and told her the price, and explained pyramid like «Jlv ■< >i
The village arith
Steadfast as those who have <li< I for a creed,
resenting national Howers in all their and of course doesn't know, that one of (Peek-a-Boo synopsee, plagee'3), no comee
why
it
was
so
exi*
nsive.
‘
Oh,
I
don
’
t
True U> each other in word and in deed,
metic mail of Southington has done some
the chief impurities of the crude gas, buck allee samee Heniy Ives, heap foolee.
brilliancy.
mind giving that for the hat,’ she said, figuring, and computes that each one of
You tellee me you no sabbee inakee money.
Never to fail in the hour of need,
Upon this centerpiece is placed the after it is expelled from the coal by the Me tellee you. You catchee place in bank»«,
Edie and 1.
‘it is well worth it. I am quite in love Walter Cri -.-y s pumpkins will make
bouquet or flowers, or the large candela fierce heat of the retorts, is sulphur allee samee plesident, keepee books, keepee
—Ernest McGaffey iu Chicago Herald
with it, Mme. Destrier, but 1 daren’t five ordinary pumpkin pies, and five
bra. The smaller embroidered pieces, This sulphur, or the larger portion of it, cash, [ miv intlest. Heap fine bankee, heap fine
buy it without letting my husband see pies multiplied I . 5.000 pumpkins ought
which are «red under separate dishes is got rid of by passing the gas through siifee, heap big sign. Plenty heap Chinaman,
it. He is so very particular about what to yield pics enough to pave the whole
and condiment jars, should be exact im a series of boxes called purifiers filled he come.
I wear. Could I have it sent round to main street of Southington If the pies
Hop Ah Kin, become, be say: “Mistab
itations of the centerpiece, and if that is with lime. Wiien the lime has absorbed
night for him to look at? I would let were strung along the country in single
square, all the small pieces should be all the sulphur that it is capable of hold Bankee Plesident, mu catchee some money
“What on earth d’ye call that thing?” you know Bonn* time to-morrow whether
file,
tin
touching
tin.
there
ought
to
be
washy-washy,
may lie tl«?e bundled dollah.
square; if round, the same rule holds, ing it is removed and fresh lime is sub
I asked, poking with my stick at a bunch I would take it or not.’ Of course I said
and if the edges are serrated the edges stituted. The sulphur saturated lime You keepee him fob meF
of grapes poised airily upon a brass 1 I should b<» glad to send it, and she gave more than four miles of pumpkin pies,
You say him. “All«« light, me keepee
60 the mathematician calculates.—Cor.
of all must be cut in the same shape.— emits a verg pungent and disagreeable
stand.
me the address, and the hat went round
him.” You takee money You givee le-
Fashion Journal.
odor, especially when the cover is first ceipt.
“That thing,” replied my cousin proud there that evening. Last night she sent New York Sun
lifted from the box and the lime, being
ly, “is tho very latest Parisian fashion it back and said she was very sorry, but
Wing Choo, he come, he say: “Mistah
The Cut
Submarine Telephone».
hot, throws off clouds of steam.
in bonnets.”
Bakee Plesident, mo catclieu I illy money.”
Lord Loddington didn’t think it suited
The Prince Albert coat has not realized
The
difficulty
of
submarine
telephony
Some
doctors
have
a
notion,
whether
You
say him "How you gettumf”
I sank back into tho little lounge that her. 1 thought it look»*<l a little tumbled, the promise that its infrequent appear
over great (listance« is the fact of con well or ill founded I don't pretend to
He say- “Mecatchee butts in guttee. make
ran along tho «ido of the room -you but one has to run those risks when one ance in light summer fabrics gave of its
siderable electrostatic capacity in the know, that this hot, foul smelling vapor heap fine cigulettes.”
couldn’t insult anything so dainty with sends goods on approval. She bad de
probable reinstatement in the fall. In
You say bun "How muchee money you
cable, the result of this being retarda is a capital remedy for whooping cough.
the name of “shop”—ami gazed upon its termined to have that hat just to wear fact, this coat of demi-dresa has been
tion and deformation of the electrical At all events lots of mothers believe gofcteeF
owner with an exclamation more pro for the one day, and she was too mean to superseded by the four button black
Ho say you: “Meo gotte*e sebbenty dollah.”
impulses transmitted. If a line could be them, and when whooping cough is prev
fane than appropriate.
g»*t it honestly."
thibet cutaway—the fourth button not
You say him; “Allee light, me sock him in
made of very, very low resistance, so alent bring their afflicted little ones to
It must at once bo confessed that she
“Of course you'll have it out with her intended to close in front. The lapel of
saf«*e, pay you intlest.”
that the electric current would have the the nearest gas works to inhale it. It was
waa a charming object to gazo at. —you’ll expose her?” I Baid.
Meen
Fun, he come, hu say you; “Mistah
this coat lias an unskimped appearance,
freest possible discharge, the evil effect when several suffering youngsters were Blankah, mo have heap fat wad, you kee|>ee
There was an expr«»ssion of wicked
1 was as angry and disgusted us Nina, and buttons low enough to favor a three
ety organized and equipped the Forty-sec- of this capacity would be in part done
amusement in her large gray eyes, and who stood opposite me, with her pretty
inch Ascot or De Joinville scarf, upon 1 oral during the first weeks of the war, and away with. The relation between these snuffing up tiie vajsir and the odor him fob meF
the bjA k gown she still wore in mourn eyes and cheeks flaming with honest in
You say him; “How fatF
which the best tailors now do their reck gave to it its first colonel, Sachem W. D. two things has been determined in a around one of the purifying boxes where
He say you: “Wad holly fat—more stoen
ing for her huHband poor Jack Hender dignation.
he worked that the inspiration seized
oning for waistcoat openings.
Kennedy,
brother
of
the
superintendent
of
somewhat empirical way. Calling the him. It was nothing less than to take bund led dollah.”
son, who was killed in the Soudan—set
“My dear boy, I would if I dared, but
The collar is also cut so as to be ample, Metropolitan police from 1860 to 1870, J. A. total resistance
You say him: “Me plenty keepee him in
a telephone wire R
off the lines of her slender young figure, I can’t afford to. It would drive half
and to achieve this effect is wider at that Kennedy. A large representation of the ami its total capacity in inicroferads K. this foul lime, bottle it up. give it a high safiv, heap pay intlest, you go cateheo some
ami threw her golden hair ami fair skin my customers away from me, and 1 must
point immediately in the middle line of ' society, probably 300 members, will take successful speaking, with our present sounding name and sell it as a specific more. ”
prettily into relief.
for whooping cough, offering a reward
think of Hugo and Giles. They don’t the back of tiie coat. There is a slant part in the ceremonies of dedication. A
Allee Chinaman they come, puttee wad,
instrument, is really an impossibility of $500 for any case that it couldn't cure,
“Pull yourself together, iny dear boy,” cost much while they are such tinies,
puttee bixxlle, puttee spondulix in safee. You
pocket for the ’kerchief and a change delegation of the survivors of the regiment,
headed by Major Peter Bowe, ex-sheriff of when the product KR of the resistance and all that sort of thing.
she continued, opening tho door of an but I want to give them every advan
catchee bimeby more fifty tousand dollah,
pocket with flap. The coat is cut well New York county; Colonel .1. J. Mooney
of the line in ohms by its capacity in
old carved oak cabinet, “ami 1 will show tage, the darlings, and I was left so bad
“Jeewhittakert" he exclaimed, enthu makee you heap glad. Bimeby Chinaman
in to the figure, and t he cutaway not too and Captain Eugene Sullivan, will accom
inicroferads is greater than about 10,000. siastically, when expounding the scheme be come, he say: “Maybe you give me wad,
you something that even your crude ly off, and the business is just beginning
sharply made, the skirts being of good pany the party from New York to the field,
In the very best Atlantic cable KR tome. “Just think of the dead loads of me go back China.” You say him: “Allee
male intellect will apprtciah*. If you to pay so well. 1 daren’t run the risk of
length The buttons are of silk braid, and parade as a feature of the exercises.
ecjuals somewhere near 3.000,000, so that money that is in it! The lime doesn't ightee; comes tomollah, fo’ clockee.” Notha*
don’t say it’s lovely I’ll never let you in •xposing La<ly Loddington’s meanness."
Tammany’s chief, Hon. Richard Croker,
and there is a narrow row of stitching
Chinaman he comee, he sayee: “Flaps you
side tho shop again. You may flatten
“I had forgotten your children. No, running as close us possible to the edge Mayor (»rant, Commissioner Gilroy, Hon. unless there should be some totally new cost anything: the company pays to have payee mu my boodle, me go San Flancisco. *
your nose against the window, or st roll I see it wouldn’t do. Trust me to give
devekqmients in telephony we can see at it carted away. I can make a contract
Bourke
(
’
ockran
and
other
prominent
pub
of the garment, it is an agreeably suave
disconsolately up and down the street her a mauvais quart d’heure, if 1 get the
once that successful telephoning across with them to do the carting and make You sav him. "Allee light, fo’ clockee to-
and most useful garment to the man lic men of the cjty will also lie of the party
in vain! No more chats, no more teas in chance.”
iu attendance. General Martin T. McMa the Atlantic is very improbable on ac some money out < f it. Then all the ex niollah.’’ Notha’ Chinaman, become, ho say:
fortunate enough to be uble to possess hon will preside o*. r th«; ceremonies, and
“Me allee bloke up; r.mst pay tlee bundled
the back room!”
count of the enormous cost of a conduct
“Promise you'll be careful. Think of one.—Clothier and Furnisher
orations and speeches will be made by Gen or of low resistance and capacity, if for pense 1 will be put to will be for bottles, dollah. me wantee my scads.” You say:
So saying, sh»» lifted gingerly from the the boys!”
“
Allee li_htc»e; come tomollah, fo’docket».”
labels and advertising At fifty cents a
eral Daniel E. Sickles, Colonel Ely S. no other reason. — Electrical Engineer.
shelf a a largo hat, and planting it upon
“I won’t injure the dear little chaps,
Aii Undertaker»* Combine.
bottle it is bound to go like hot cakes. Notha.’ Chinaman he come, he say: “My
Parker,
who
was
mi
General
Grant
’
s
staff,
her pretty head t urned triumphant ly to you lM*st of mothers.”
There is always more or less whooping blotha’ he gettee al tested; me want«« six
The Kansas undertakers have conclud and is a representative of Indian blood,
ward me. It was lovely (piito lovely
A New (J»e for the fling.
“W< U. in that case, I only hope fort ed that there are enough men engaged in and Colonel John R. Fellows. The Tam
cough around, ‘it is an ill wind that hundled dollah go baillee.” You say: “Allee
a sort of arrangement in amethyst vel une may favor you.”
Whatever the measures adopted, the blows nobody good.' If I am not a rich light, f o’clockee tomollah.” Allee Chinaman
that business in the state to bury all the many Glee club will also play an interest
vet ami feat hers toinatch. Being only a
principle of isolation is the essence of all man inside of twelve months my name wantee money outee, none puttee money in.
Fortune did favor me at last, but she dead and propose to form a combine ing part.
Allee samee you smile likoe Heniy Ives, you
miserable ami ignorant male of course kept me waiting till the autumn, like the
The arrangements for the unveiling and genuine disinfection Its efficiency for isn't B."
against new (inns. Some hundred or
say: “Comee totnallah fo’clock.” Youdosee
I can’t deseribe it, but it was uncom j fickle jade she always is. My chance
Itslication are in charge of a committee
more of them have been quietly in con composed of City Register Frank T. Fitz this purpose was well shown at Epsom
He invested fifty dollars—the sum total door, pul lee down blind, open safee, takee out
monly becoming, and made Nina look i cam«* in this wise: My uncle asked me
vention. and a scheme has been formu gerald, «John T. Carroll, Aiderman N. T. common. One of the children in a gypsy of his accumulated savings—in bottles. money, puttee him in glippee«sack, catchee
like a Gainsborough picture, 1 told her I up to his place in Scotland for shooting,
lated by which the men now in busines.- Brown ami Stat«* Senator George T. encampment having been taken ill with Then he sought the assistance of capital laiJIoad ticket fob expless foh Montleal,
so and gushed over it sufficiently to sat
and I went. The old gentleman is a will monopolize the trade. No publicity Roesch. 'I’ll«* committee of the Tammany scariet fever, was, along with its mother, ists. That is where he struck a snag. whoopee, dam sudden.
isfy her.
Fo’ dock to-moilah he come, alleo China
very connoisseur of beauty, and every has been given th«* meeting, and when society that have carried forward the work very successfully separated from the rest He found their la.-l: of faith was propor
“It’s my own idea, shape ami all, and
man comee bank Bankee heap closed. China
of building the monument to this success of the community by the simple expedi
! pretty woman of note is boiiml to be
there isn't another like it in the world. I ask»*<l up to I), sooner or lat«*r. I got questioned by newspaper correspondents ful isi»ue is headed by Police Commissioner ent of a ring fence made of rope drawn tionate to the extent of their resources. man bustee in, bustee in safee, aliee money
they declare th«* organization was simply
His name is still B.; he still has the bot
I may possibly copy it, but I'm not sure.
heap gone. Chinaman lush down teleglaph
James J. Martin, of New York city. His around the infected tent and regularly
th»*re in time to dr<*ss hurriedly and ap to “elevate the business.”
tles. but not even tiie beginning of a for- i office and teleglaph:
It do|s*nds upon who buys it. How I
associates
are
Sheriff
«John
.J.
Gorman
and
watched.
pear in the drawing room just as my
In speaking of the business transacted General .John Cochrane.
tune
yet.
wish you were a woman, Ronuhl!” she uncle was telling ev«*ry ono whom th<*y
| The result was that the slow progress
N ew Y orkf . e . Feb. 20.
one of the members said: “We simply
B it it was a big scheme, and he was i : To Wun L»ing,
The expenditure of the society has been
sighed regretfully, “and 1 would make
were to take in. 1 was introduced to ¡>erfecte<i an organization which will very lilH*ral, as the state supplied but 11,500 of convalescence was passed through and very proud of having hatched it and de-
Pieddent Bankee,
;
you buy it for Ascot t<» im»rro\v -'
disinfection completed without further
some girl—1 haven’t a notion who she
• ,
Moutieal:
:
“1 wish I were, my dear. But why was, but I gave her my arm and took keep down the number of men in the toward the structur«*, ami the cost was extension of the disease. Tile surveyor, lights to talk about the millions that are
You
comee
back
heap
quickee.
Pay
money.
!
state who engage in the undertaking |8,500. Th«* bronze Indian figure is 6 feet
stiil in it—for somebody with faith and
D eplosttors .
don’t you go and wear it your.self?”
herdown to dinner, murmuring com business. Our scheme will be to boycott 6 inches high, ami tin* tepi lfi feet high. Mr. Harding, is to be congratulated on sap tai.—New York Herald.
: 7. Paid 50.
“Gracious! and leav«i the simp for a
inonplaces on the way. The truth is, 1 those firms which sell to them, and frown It stands <»n the slope of Cemetery Ridge, the success of his novel ami effectual
whole day nt this early stage of its ex
You leadeo hint. You smilee. You go
; was half fainisb«*<l with my journey and down in every wav on new firms. It is near the “Bloody angle” of the stone wall maneuver. The satisfactory result thus
Shooting Guns at Night.
ist«*iic<’? You gu irdsincn have no more
teleglapb office, you teleglaph:
■iy one i«l< a was dinner. It was not till simply a matter of self protection for us. where Picket t-’s columns were met and re easily attained is of obvious importance,
Ii.utniuated
night
sights
are
now
in
idea of biisim’hs than a baby. No, 1
piilsisl on July 3,
and the simple method employed de use on the gnus of many of the British
I was w« ll on with the fish stage that 1 as there are already more undertakers in
:
M ontuuu F«*bluiy tootexx
The Forty-second well deserves a monu
cau't go; but 1 hope you’ll have a lucky
: To Deplositor» Chinaman Dank,
ltMikcd at my left hand neighlior. It was the state than the business demands."— ment, and tin* design selected, though at serves to lie remeui ltereil in case of emer wa: ships. The front sight consists of a
day nml a go«Hl turn*, and R<»nald dear,
Mott stkM’t, New Yorkee: !
I Ludy Loddington herself.
: Lats I
;
Cor. Kansas City Times
first t hought it Keems to contrast strangely gencies of a similar kind.—London Lan pale green glass, point up, beneath which
if you were nice you’d just look in one
cet.
: 1. Collect Ü0.
W un L cno . :
“1 haven't seen you since we met ut
with
the
military
statues
around
it,
is
a
is
placed
a
small
incandescent
lamp.
day soon ami tell in«* what sort of day AsiMit.” she reinarkt d ph a-^vntly.
An Ex truer«! inury Tow.
representation of rhe age and of the senti
The rear sight is similar in principle, ex
When to See an Oculist.
\ ou go- beck hotcllee, you smilee, yon
you had. Oh, mid I m * sure you don’t for
Sh«» certainly is a most lovely woman,
The Leary raft towing venture is ment that brought the regiment into be
cept that instead of the cone there is a catchee fine dinnah, loast lieefee. maccaioni,
Should
any
of
the
following
symptoms
get to notice what hats and bonnets jm u -
by the way. 1 stared blankly, and she about to lx» cast in the shade by an ing. Its first colonel was a grand sachem
flied
lice, lobins, lastælly puddin. You catee
ple wore.”
be experienced, an oculist of repute metal crossbar with a V notch in the
went on, with an air of well acted re ocean journey with a fleet of flat boats. of Tammany. Colonel Keunedy died in
Leap, you smile?, you getteedJunk alleo time,
I promised to do mv best, and took my proach:
should lie consulted; Spots or sparks of middle.
th«*
service,
and
had
four
successors
—
Colo
The powerful ocean tugs Haviland and
1 here is a polished under surface to alleo same Mt-lican man, whoop! heap fun!
leave rel’K'tantly as a large mid |n»rtly
nel Milton Cogswell, Colonel E. C. Charles, I light floating before the eyes: quivering
Tla-la!—New York World.
S ing Y ou .
“1 believe you have forgotten we ever Hciin rhausen have left the harbor here Colonel James E. Mallon ami Colonel Wil
matron, gorgeously ami\«*d, mid whom* m< t there.”
of the lids or sensation of sand in the this sight from which light that first
for the purpose of towing the great Nica liam A. Lynch Colonel Mallon was killed
eye; perceptible fatigue or the require passes through ruby glass is reflected.
features utoinistakably 1». traved her S<
lien* was my chance; I seized it.
An HoncNt IVoniau.
ragua canal plant to the scene of opera at Bristol Station, Oct. 14, 186.3, while lea«l-
niitic origin, sml«*<l in and demanded a
ment of strong light in reading; the In sighting the ¡>al«f green point of light
“Forgotten! Why. 1 remember every tions
“I see you are advertising fine creamery
ing his brigade.
small “fl«»wor bonnet.’’
holding of objects at arm's length or which constitutes the forward sight is butter at thirty cents,” said an old woman
word you said, tlm color of your gown,
'I’ln* regiment had its baptism at Ball’s
An ocean voyage with a mammoth
close to the eye; squinting one eye or brought to the Ixittom of the V notch in who entered a Michigan avenue grocery yes
That woman in a llow«*r bonnet! I
imh I even the very hat you wore—the dredge and a «loz.cn scows will be made Bluff, Oct. 21. 1S6I, where it lost seven
h«qM\ ¡M»or soul, that Nina save«l h«*i
seeing objects double; dizziness or dart the rear sight and the lino of the ruby terday. "Is it butter or is it oleomargarinef’
loveliest and in«»st becoming hat 1 ever along the coast t » the West Indies and killed, incliKiingthreeofficers, six woundisi
from herself.
ing pains in the eyeballs or over the light is brought into coincidence with
“It shutter, inadame, and tho very best,”
ami
120
missing.
It
fought
on
the
Penin
saw in my life.”
thence to Greytown. Nicaragua. The
“VVlint are you g.>ing I«» «1*» flo« ifter
temple; perceiving a colored circle it. The electric current for each gun is said the grocer.
sula,
particularly
at
Glendale,
.June
30,
The coinplimeut told.
dredge is now awaiting the big propeller Is*».’, atxl at Antietam lost 162 killed ami
supplied
by
a
battery
of
two
elements,
“Sure it ain’t oleomargarine?”
noon, Ronald?" a^k« d mv mother, thr«*«
around the lamp; sensitiveness of the
“1 don’t believe you do,” she pouted.
at Charleston, 3. C.. where it was con wounded out of 381 engaged. On that field I
“Perfectly so. I ll warrant it.”
days lat< r, “1
i h you to coin«* and
eyeballs or contraction of the visual so arranged that the action mav be
“Upon my word I «1«». It was a sort structed After the big tugs put to sea it. was in Sedgwick's famous charge at
The
woman turntxl to go, when the grocer
stopped by turning the battery upside
call with me on th«* Vaud«*i*d«*ckviis."
of big affair of amethyst velvet and with their burd n it is estimated that Dunker’s Church, Sept. 17. At Gettys field; blurring of the vision or being un down. —Philadelphia Record.
asked:
“Can’t, my dear mother. Promise«! feathers to match. I remember it with
able
to
see
objects
distinctly
at
a
dis
three weeks' tugging will tie necessary burg it was in Hull’s brigade, Gibbons’di
“Won’t you try a few pound«F
to go and s< «* Nina "
double force U-caus«’ I made a cousin of to biing the unwieldy burden into Grey vision of Hancock's corps, and was con tance; watering or redness of the eyes
‘No, 1 don t want none. I want some oleo
The F.ITect of Travel.
Y imous «if Miss \ anderd«*uk«*n, rich
or
lids;
running
together
of
the
letters
margarine. ”
spiviious in ai img the repuls«* of Pickett’s
■line quite angry with th«* mere «l«»scri|> town harbor. New York Telegram
It is impossible to compare nations as
Crtcsus, but oh! so «1- idly «lull, ba- h m «1
when
reading,
or
seeing
the
vertical
bet
chary«*
Its
loss«
s
at
Gettysburg
were
fif
1 have that, too,” said ths dealer, “put up
lion of it. I don't know if you have ever
my iiiovein«*nt <. ami 1 was half wav to
teen killed ami fiftydive woumled. After . ter than the horizontal lines.—Exchange. if they were individuals. Each nation in boxes and labeled.”
Fourteen Thuiiaaii«! I’vople Present.
lin t her? She has gone into millinery,
has, so to epeak, grown up in an atmos
Oxf«>rd str«’«‘t ln»f«»ro my im>th< i « < uld like everybody else. She calls herself
Gettysburg
it
fought
at
Bristol
Station
and
|
“
How
much is that a poundF
When I In am M Miltenberger led hit in tin* Wilderne"» campaign, closing its ca- I
phere of its own. \\ e must recognize
The First Horn.
“Eighteen cents.”
call me back. I f«»umi Mim Destrier, ‘Mme. Destrier.’"
blushing liane«*«*. Miss Nora M. Coulter, reer at Petersburg. The total losses of the
I hat wont do. I want to pay just as
Young Father—1 am amazed, shocked, the peculiarities of other |>eople as neces
hm my cousin calls lieis«*lf. just parting
1 l«»ok» tl La«Ij- Loddington full in th«* out on the race track of the Elkhart
with a customer. Th«» hat was in her fae«*, and laid a peculiar emphasis on the County Agricultural society at Goshen, regiment in killed and wounded were 420 my dear, to hear you »ay you intend to sary features of them, and by no means much for it as butter is worth.”
out of 1,210enrolled. The killed and mor '
You can dothat if you want to; I ain’t
band.
as characteristics meant to excite laugh
name.
Sept. 2.5. and was there married to her tally founded nnmliered 152, or 12.6 per give the baby some paregoric. Don’t ter in the rest of tiie world. When first sayin’ a word, am IF said tho man. “But
“l’\«» sold it," shocriv I gleefully; “just
rent of its numbers. During its entire you know paregoric isopium. and opium
in
the
pr«*M*nc«»
of
1
1,000
people,
he
was
why
do you want toF
1
never
saw
any
one
so
thoroughly
1 traveled abroad I was much amused
sold it to that nice girl for tiv«* guineas.”
caught in mv life. I knew in a moment the hero of the biggest wedding, so far t«rm of service the Forty -second was in stunts the growth, enfeebles the consti by the way the common German eats
W «‘11, you not*. 1 v«* been givin’ my boord-
“Awfully glad. I'm sure. But. my
»he Srcond division. Second corps of the tution, weakens the brain, destroys the
ers tho b«?st butter, an’ they guv mo an’ call
dear girl. I’ve a shock in store f<»r you. that sh«» knew I knew, as Punch would as attendant e is concerned, that ever oc Army of tn«* I’otomac.
nerves, and produces rickets, marasmus, with bis knife. But habit and a meas it oleo 1 vow it's butter, an* they won't
I saw tho very iii < h 1> I and marrow of put it. She turn«Ml perfectly scarlet to curred iu northern Indiana. The happy
ure of experience have toned down these
consumption, insanity and death?"
lieve me. Now 1 want to get some oleo
th«» n*ots of h«*r hair, and then quite Couple were the recipients of presents
that hat at Ascot the day laffore ycst«»r-
Young Mother — Horrors! I never feelings until they hardly exist in me. an' tell ’em what it is. Tbey’U think 1 lie
Mis« I’lurhc Cousin«' Successors
white, and didn't «peak for at least a valued at $160. donated by the merchants
dux.”
Mrs. Susan Gale Cooke, who has just heard a word about that. I won't give And nowadays I am as much at home an eat it for butter But 1 don’t want to
moment. Then ahe pulhsl herself to of the city
Indianapolis Sentinel
“You couldn't, you couldn’t! Who
been cl»« m * i mm ret ary of the board of lady the little ducky darling a drop.no. in- with the long haired woodman of a Sar make a cent out of it. I'm an honest, woman. ”
gether as only a woman can. ami adroit
wm wearing it
sh«» cm I sharply.
manager* of the World’s fair to succeed deedy. But something must be done to dinian forest, in his grimy little hut, as —Detroit Free Press.
III« l'ift>-•«•vrnth Vote
ly changed th«» subjci t.
“Oneof our reigning pr«»f« -^ional l)eai>-
Uncle Kenniaton. of Appleton, Ma, PiurlieCouzins, w a damr liter of Dr. George stop his yelling You can carry him in my own English den among my books
But she has I mm * u monstrously civil to
Moral Ixtglc.
S|»aulding Gale, a noted Vermont surgeon, awhile.
ti«*s Lady I. »ddingtoii.”
•nd pictures.-All the Year Round.
me « ver sine«’, much to th«» turpriae of voted forthe fifty seventh time in a state She was educated in New York city,
and
Mr -. S«x*iety Crush—The idea of your cousin
“La«ly IsHldingtou!" gas|M'd Nina,
Father (after an hour's steady stamp
my friends. 1 am plain and uninterest election Sept. t* last He cast his first
No»e
Ornament,
of
Barbnrl.ina.
stealing so much money from tho lank I
catching hold of the « hair ts himl her.
ing with the squalling infant»—Wherein
ing; 1 am not a |M*rs«»nagt»; I haven’t a vote for Andrew Jackson for president,
'
Tiie ornaments put through the walls shall never speak to him again.
“Ronald, hi «* vou sure you aren't tnak
thunder is that paregoric?—New York
and has never mi—ed going to the polls
farthing
not
even
vxp«*ctationa
and
Mr Society Crush—Great Scotti Why,
of the nose vary greatly There may be
Ing auy niistak«»?"
Weekly
__
they can’t make out where the attraction and voting As an exemplary |>erformor
but one perforation in each wall or there your own brother did exactly the same thing.
“1 sw«*ar I’m not She had on a frock
Mrs. Society Crush—Yes, but be didn't
lies
Tin y had better ask Mme. De of a pul lie duty we hold him up to the
The Duty «»f Every Teacher.
I may; be several. In New Zealand flowers,
th«* color of th«» hat. an l-she l«M>kml sim
mortify his relations by being caught!—New
strier, of Oxford atnvt. to enlighten attention of younger men.—Lewiston
A
teacher
of
science
ought
also
to
be
,
in
New
Guinea
a
boar's
tusk,
in
the
Solo-
ply ripping I |mi<l h< r all the coinpli-
York World.
Journal
tinm. Loudon World.
an investigator, were it only for the in m >n ¡.«lands a crab’» < law. in New Britain
iiients I could think of in the fix«* min
spiration that his example might give to thorns, set upright, are the objects thns
A Brooklyn jury tin» given Alexander
utes I was talking to her.”
tfafiirt Ion.
Only Partial Baiiafacllsn.
the pupils in his charge. To impart worn. These are ull original and primi
Ellis a verdict of ftk) in a suit brought
“Th«» clu at, th«* swindle of itf cried
Another incident of the wh«*elmen*s •gainst a druggist who furnished ex.
knowleilge is a good thing, but to reveal tive; after the natives c. nie in contact
Biy coiudu, white with anger
•Kt urr u over t.» Eur* *pe we overheard tra< t ol , .irlxhe m id when a "sol «ion"
the sources of knowledge is better; and with whites, these give place to metal
‘ My dear gul, « dm yourself! I’m
Ol ill mug. They were riding along
in that revelati in is found the educa buttons and rings, in the Sturgis col
sorry for you, but gr< 4 mm G, as you tln-'iigh Germany when a German boy was called for. Ellis put the stuff on a
tional value of research regarded as a lection is a rather pretty nose ornament
know, will jump, and s<»me other clever threw a gixsl sited club out in the road buniou, and gets the «SO as a salve for
his fndiuga.
part of the teacher's essential duty.— from New Guinea
woman has had the >am«» id< a as you.”
It is V shaped, and
to
them run over it. Unfortunately,
F W. Clarke in Popular Science the arias fit by stud shanks, one into each
Niua
past taking any notice of the
the club st nek a wheel, broke out four
The
latest
"boy
orator
”
to
n<n»
for
Monthly
insulting suggestion. She svm. I thor or five .| - kw and caused a rider to take
wall of the nose.—Professor Frederick
ward 1» li ving Jay Steeiiingvr. the child
oughly U|»s* t by the «i iiu idvine. aud
: Stair in Popular Sc ience Monthly.
a h< el,r. Thu) all dismounted and phenomenon of R<x heater. Ind. He is
r»lnl liutead of Cloth Ing.
iook«*d as if sh«* wen* g«»mg to t ry.
made for the I«.)
I ho ¡mn-nts put in not quite i> years old. but he can deliver
The am tta plant h;ts seeds coated |
An Entlinat« of Woman', Valim.
“Why did 1 cxiT go into 1* umu «* mm : x '
an appearance. Between English and a fifty minutes address with adomsh-
with a red. waxy pulp, which is dried ’
A young Scotchman wa.« once halting
•he cried mus rabl) . “it's iuuq4y awful
German it was difficult to make theui ing dequeue« and »elf |x>«aeraou.
and
made
into
cakes
I;
It is much era- betwixt two loves, one possessed of
to get behind the m.wn«*s like this aud
understand what the boy had done.
ployed by the South American Caribe beauty and the other of a cow In de-
tnd out Low iiMiiui wuuien w.ll bn-J
MRS SOSAS OAIS COOKI.
Finally the affair was illustrated by
It w reported from Fort de-France, m
for
painting
their
bodies,
paint being »pair of arriving at a decision he applied
Women Who uuxbt tv know better w th* produ- :iou of the club and the
Martinique, that the court baa condemn- e -on aft, r kr 4 sr.v-i ; lied became th« wits almost their only article of clothing
fl r advice to a canny compatriot, who
be. W* Wetv *U bnnqtht up with the
wheel. Then the old man turned on the *d to a tine and one y«*ar’» imprisonment "I Mr. Skill«/ K < woke, nnc« a well known As a commercial irticle it is mainly uti-
old faalibmed uobh —. .>bliS'<> i<l< «< R,.u
delivered himself thn.«. “Marry the lass
f :
Stock exchange. Early In
boy and gave him a terrible whipping the u man Adeline Hercule, in whose
iixe.1 as a coloring for t iee»e. butter ami that has the coo. for there's no the deef-
—you were fcx> an 1 it m * u >. to uie When ho got through the wife continued
house the vonflajrath u of June 22 ungi* tn. r marnwl life Mr .n l Mrs <\».k« ra inferior chocoUu* Washington Star
re. ,<sl to hill vv
I'enn . and th«rw lb«
erence o’ a coo s value in any twa weem-
:. j.:
j , j > -
former died m IS
in in Christendom.”—San Francisco Ar
Father (who ha- rusbe«i to the «pot) - What’«
gonaut
the matter!
EDIE AND I.
ON APPROVAL
I
T