^ incorporated ., a full and complete set of *----- ------------------ s racts of _A.11 Lands ELnd To-wn JLots in tlie County gp®- QUIETNESS The only Set of Abstracts in the f’ountv R. R. 1IAYS, Manager, Tillamook, Oregon shall be strength . «bout it la that the Mau of the Clcth b TO YOUNG HUSBANDS. »ad a. Lisette! m ‘ nJ;“>n00U’ but 1'iHette “d tho fiome A (Hire Itegardiug the Best Way to Alan of the Cloth are sitting iu tbe shadow Treat Your Wives. of a deserted cooper shop, talking earnest- ty. the other virgins are watching as One of the most despicable practices Still, still in tranquil mood advance, earnest!;- from windows and fences Some that a married man can be guilty of is From ever changeful scene to scene: n."g SOn,e Iu“ke “P hideous faces. a kind of coarse jesting at the bondage Atoms and inolet till» may dance. .1 “ nJ . Sam*’t0 Lizette “nil the Man of of the married state, and a laugh at But man should hold a constant mieu. tlte Cloth, for the inquisitive virgins can­ the shackles which the wife JUad, mad, my masters, is the age. not see that IJsette’s crying or bear what (Jit the contrary, be it yOUr pride to Jr plunges down, like i’bmtoti's team; be is saying. exhibit to the world that sight on Consumed by fear and lust aud rage. ^es. my whole life is change. 1 can’t tVe have forgotten how to dream. tell you how it has all come about,” he is which the wise man passe» such an saying, "hut I'm going to be a different encomium: "Beautiful beforeGod and Less, less of golden store be mine. So that I may have quiet hours Bian. lam a different man ul ready. My men are a man and wife that perfectly Make it an established rule to iu which to train my cottage vine, wild days ure ended and I have set about agree. Aud pick the priceless wayside flowers. righting the wrongs that I have done consult your wife on all occasious- —Academy. «tbers—so far as wrongs can be righted your interest is hers—and undertake This is why I have crossed the ocean6o no plan contrary to her advice and op make you my wife. I will not ask you to position. Independent of better mo­ forgive me the sorrow I have caused you ! tives, what a responsibility does it free until you understand a little of what its you front I lor if the affair turn« out Virgin alley had its virtues, if not its vir­ reparation costs me. Before sunset you ill, you are spared reproaches both from her and your own feedings. tuous. There’s much in a name, it is said, will be the duchess of M---- .” Lisette says nothing;only beckons Little But the fact is, she who ought to aud in this case 1 am bound to confess that Lisette, who is playing with the hounds in the subject was well nigh exhausted in its the street. Tbe child dances toward them have most influence on her husband’s mind is often the person w ho has the title, so far as that locality was concerned. laughing and shaking her golden head. least, as a man will frequently take the But when once this street had won its ironic Lisette looks long and directly into the advice of a stranger, who cares not for title it ceased to be particular on the score child’s eyes, but the Man of the Cloth only him nor his interest, in preference to of its nomenclature, and the barefooted toys with her curls. He does not look into the cordial and sensible opinion of urchins who dangled their pinched legs the child’s eyes “And do you say that she will grow up his wife. A due consideration of the from doorsteps bad names as abbreviated into a flue lady and have everything that domestic evils such a line of conduct is as their stockings. calculated to produce might, one money can buy?” Still gently sobbing. would think, of itself be sufficient to Just where this Rue de Sodom stretched “Yes, everything,” he answers. its dirty length I shall not be particular to “And must you marry me before that prevent adoption; but, independent of these, policy should influence you, for gay. It is not in the nature of my subject can come to her?” there is a woman of intuitive quick­ “Yes,” be replies. to be particular. Enough said when I ex­ ness, a sagacity, a penetration and a They part. plain that it was the lazar spot of a cerrain Afternoon. It is all over I Lisette is the foresight into the probable consequen­ small town near this city; a row of low wood colored cabins little bigger than Duchess of M---- . The clergyman who ces of an event that make her pecul­ boxes, where the cannaille, “the un­ has wrought this change is too astonished iarly-calculated to give her opinion and washed,” swarmed and hived. It was bare. at the fee which his highness, the Man of advice. "If 1 were making up a plan Earth, houses, children—all bare. No the Cloth, has pressed into his hand to no­ of consequences,” said the great Loi-d grass, no paint, no clothes. And like the tice that the bridegroom does not kiss bis Bolinrbroke, "1 should like liist to consult with a sensible woman.” bald spot on the small head, its barrenness bride. They return to the hotel. At evening was all the more conspicuous because of Have you any male acquaintance the duchess is excused to go up the alley the smallness of village that contained whom, on reasonable grounds, your to put Little Lisette to bed for the last time wife wishes you to resign i Why it. The male innuoltants of Virgin alley in her owu little trundlebed, for tomor­ should you hesitate! Of what conse­ lived by fishing, hunting gambling and row father, mother and child will leave quence cim be the civilities or even stealing in a small way. When they drew Virgin alley forever. Little Lisette wonders why her mamma the friendship of any one compared the line at that the town was satisfied. hugs her so tightly and why her mother’s with the w ishes of her w ith whom you The female portion of the alley—lived. I heart beats so fast and loud. Why does have to spend your life, whose com­ draw the line there. her sad mamma kiss her so hard and so fort in your marriage vows you have Now and then some one of the three or promised to attend to, and who has a four wealthy men of the town would begin many times ? It is all a mystery to sleepy right to demand not only suel^ a to talk about cleaning out Virgin alley. Little Lisstte, who never knows how many trilling compliance, but great sacri­ This was the only way these local aristo­ more kisses—tears and kisses I—are show­ crats had of announcing their candidacy ered upon her when asleep before Mamma fices if necessary} Never witness a for president of the town board. I only Lisette leaves her bedside aud passes swift­ tear from your wife with apathy or in­ alley. difference. Be assured, when you see mention it because it is so refreshing to ly . into the . » • • . » a tear on her cheek, that her heart is find an instance of politicians boldly cater­ It is lute, and his highness, the Mau of touched, and do not behold it with ing to the virtuous ami respectable part of a community. But when these politician« tbe Cloth, is anxious less his martyrdom coldness and insensibility. It is un­ begun to boast of how they would “clean should have miscarried by some accident necessary to say that contradiction is to be avoided ut all times; but when out Virgin alley,” they were reminded to.the Duchess Lisette. He goes slowly up the alley, thinking in the presence of others be particu­ that, as for the alley, fire would not buru how good he is to endure all things for it and that a greater than Mr. So-and-so larly watchful. A look or a word that had been swallowed up in its depths. This conscience sake. He wonders what the may, perhaps, in reality convey no virgins, who stare at him from window latter allusion was intended to convey to angry meaning may at once lead peo­ Mr. So-and-so that he would better let well and fence top, would think if they knew ple to think that their presence alone enough alone aud tread lightly on virginial what be bail sacrificed to do penance for restrains the eruption of a discord toes of the alley if he hoped to trifle with the sins of youth. Suddenly the air quavers with a pro­ which probably has uoexistence what­ town politics with elaborate success. soever. home men who are married The little allusion, however, concealed longed, doleful howl, such ns a dog delivers to women of inferior fortune or con­ far more than it revealed. It is this con­ when lost or listening to tbe tolling of a nection will frequently have the bell. It is the wail ot a hound. The mourn­ cealment that now concerns us. brute 1» in a field a few roil» away, sit­ meanness to upbraid them with tbedis- A tradition sprang up in Virgin alley ful upon his haunches, with his nose parity. My good sir, allow me to ask and was bandied about the town generally ting high in tbe air. His highness is you what was your motive in marry­ that once upon a summer’s day a gay youth pointed first to this strange canine pro­ ing) Was it to oblige or please your struck the little town and made the most ceeding. investigate Lying close beside the hound, wile? No; truly, it was to oblige und of it. He was not a colporteur for the face downward aud moaning deeply, is please yourself, your own dear self, tract society nor the agent for a foundlings’ llad she refused to marry you you home, but he was as well dressed as either Lisette. takes the paper that is shut tightly in would have been (in lover s phrase) a of those philanthropic gentlemen, and like her He small, clinched bands, thrusts it into them, soon “struck his gait,” and emerged lii« [wcket, lifU her ill his arms and carries very miserable man. — Mi’s. Grace Wilcox iu Montreal Star. into Virgin alley. The moon was in an­ home. other quarter when he left it. He went im­ her A physician is summonedaud the wretch­ mediately to the railway station and thence edly aimed knife drawn from her breast. Hi. Be»t Girl’» Name In Gold. to the big city. They almost despair of stopping the fear­ A new industry lias made its ap­ it was soon whispered that this gay ful flow ot blood, but at last it is done. pearance in the hotel corridors which, youth was a real live lord. Inasmuch as No; his martyrdom has not miscarried. from the .satisfied expression of the be had not condescended to make the ac­ Lisette lives. She slowly recovers proprietor's face, seem* to puv hand­ quaintance of the remainder of the town, III the days that follow Little Lisette no one outside the alley was prepared to wonders why the Man of the Cloth kisses some profits. The mail does not con­ dispute the rumor. So the alley had its her mamma and herself so often and »0 iine lumself to any one locality, but is own way and say as to the genuineness of tenderly, and why Mamma Lisette aud the now found in one familiar corridor, his lordship. Lord or not, neither his com Man of the Cloth are no longer »ad, al­ /now in another. His business« has a ing nor his going seemed to make any one though mamma is so sick and must lie so certain amount of sentiment in it, for in the alley or out of it the happier 1Fhe very still. Perha|>s we may understand if out of thin sheet gold lie manufactures neighborly virgins rested their bareelbows we glance over his shoulder as he reads, for pretty lace pins, the design of which on their window sills and fence tops and the hundredth time, the letter token from is tiie signature of any fair one to scolded, cursed and spat at each other as Lisette’s hand as be picked her up from whom his customer desires to present spitefully as ever, and their faces were the field that night. It reads: his offering. The signature, which, just as freckled, dirty and devilish as be­ To His Highness tbe Duke of M—a singularly enough, is almost without fore his possible lordship came and went. I love you too well to curse your life with iny exception the first name of the maiden, One person, however, seemed visibly af­ presence. I should have compelled you to re­ is clipped from the end of a letter and fected bj- the innovation of the gay youth turn without tee-yes. I should have killed my­ handed to the artist. After looking at into alley society. That person was Little self before marrying you bad it not been for it closely through a magnifying glass ¿¡I Lisette. She was sad. Those who had Little Lisette. Perhaps I have done »Tong to >r- he gets a thorough idea of tlie propor allow you to blight your name, even for her known her from childhood bail never ____ ________ liar tion of its shading and all of, its chai but tbe temptation was too great. She known her to l»e sad before. Whatever sake and beautiful, and you will surely learn _ _ ______ Theirwith the — thin sheet acteristics. ........... . . .. else she may have been, sadness was not sweet to love her. You could never learn to love me. one of her vices. Naturally her beauty I sbouhl always be a »ham» and a reproach to of gold in his fingers und a delicate would have made her hated by every female you. Do not waste a regret ou me. I am un­ pair of finely temperr-d scissors and a in the aJFVy, but her irresistible good nature worthy of it. You never brought me anything hair file he repnsluces the signature made them forgive her for her beauty and but good, for I should never have known love in the precious metal in an incredibly love her for her sunshine. Even the lazy if I bad not known you. Ob. I, , be Lisette passed by looking her saddest they smiled wisely and seemed to see something could not give bi» bride at tbe •»•"<•«• eligible to jury duty it is not necessary quite laughable in the girl’» dejection. are »cat teres I through their wedded life. that tbe party summoned on a panel Little Lisette was seventeen, and as girls Lisette’s passionate love for her Irusbaud should be 21 years of age. The name huve been known to be in love at seventeen anil her native inted«f Man jo Jot fentiuitieanibitiou in that locality. Mor« filled the A m with Envy and Delight •baa that, Uule Ijoette wuthe b»Moiue»t the table in a rrwr* child In th« alley—And oi th« town, lot ihat *Jim—Til«»'» Mr. Graven w*o writ«. U* th»t lie beggrd lhe Privil'g*« matter The highly rcpectaol« ot th« tXbing <>Utu.r, »otk« in th. b-■»•<•« int *n KxciirMo« m i*t» eompnoj. town would «top the child on the «tn-et. The Home conwrnud and the lwo F1J. draw her long, golden curl» through tb«ir Gmi Tom—And lb’" . preternaturally »olenio out tocether. bollbey bad not traveled Boger», and »igfl, "What a pit^r* ¡»»ite u»f above three or four uni« «ben a p«ck ,<>uth who »at oppe It no one wM looking lh«w ladies woo id young Van Tyckie. the of wolvm made a rudi andI cut the Jim—O that'» r «ten kiM th« ^hild'a brow tscaadaluu». to wrilrr o< the >.k- io the papw - A m off from hi» companion lie cned be »Orel Yet they did it. They anuld not Pituhur* Bullei'n out tn Terror for Awi tan«r. but the kelp U; tWehild drew them to Horne »aid. a» he galloj»*» aw«y: • 9/9 • • • • * Maarp TrHk. • I had forgotten to na nlion tba Anotb«-r ■utnmer • ’lay. An >th«T g«« Fart tliat thia «ort<>f life has it« w* Uetnaa rmergm into Virgin alley >1« ;• buck* as well “ •”/ other, awl thi» 1» aot_<<.h« .»iporteur, not the agent for U m fi>«iae nailed upon it. Ladders are run up to the arms of the cross, a little figure quietly sli|>s over the rungs, then there is a sound of hummers as two figures hold the one that is being nailed to the cross by the figures on the ladders. At last, when all is thought to l>e fiu- ished, a figure on horseback slide« across the platform, draws his sword and thrusts it into the side of the figure on the cross. The last scene shows Jesus in the sepulcher, with angels guarding the remains. Mr. Adams in his ‘’Letters on Silesia” says: ‘’It is the most remarkable piece of mechanism I have ever seen. The traitor’s kiss, the scourging, the nailing to the cross, the sponge of vinegar and every seeming pain inflicted occasion feelings which cannot be felt at mere description.”—St. Louis Republic. Ilow Frank I.«**li« Died. Mr. Leslie was physically strong and hearty to the very hour of his death, all his life being singularly free from achee or pains. His death was caused by a «mall tumor in the throat: being just beneath the jugular vein, the tumor could not lie touched by the lance The day of his death Mr. Leslie took a long walk, little thinking that in a few hour« he should be numbered with those who have gone on ahead of 11« to the un­ known country. They sent for me in the heart of the city. I hastened to his bedside with nil sfieed. When I arrived he lay sleeping. I «poke to him. He did not know me, or appear to take much interest in my words. Still, I felt hopeful. I could not believe that he must die. Those about the bed were wiser. One said to me: "Do not deceive yourself; this means death." I put my two arms over the dying man’s shoul­ ders ami looking into his face asked him to speak to me. He opened his eyes, smiled faintly, then said to me these words: "Yon are beautiful and 1 love you!” He had thrown all hi« life into hi» voice. His bead dropped back—he was dead. Yet even in the face of death thia mail had time to turn aside from the deep Plutonian shadow« of etet uity and consecrate hi* expiring breath to the Jove ami tenderness of wife ami home. Ah, sir, such a life as this could not have been entirely in vain.--Inter­ view with Mrs. Leslie in Detroit Free Pre»». ______ Charitable. A gentleman ha» l*en complaining to the papera that he hue dropped n florin by mistake for » jsiiny into the >dot of an automatic machine and cannot get it back: no, nor even the piece of chocolate he bargained for. “Boo, boo, hoof* Why, tliat’B nothing to what happened to me when 1 wa* a much »mailer boy, and yet I did not cry about it. I win taken to ‘ call" upon a moat excellent clergyman who had a missionary box upon hi« drawing room table. The po­ lite function hung rather heavy on my hand», and 1 wa» amusing myself with trying whether a five «hilling piece all the money I had in the world, invested in that gigantic com for safety—would go into the «lit in the box. It wu a clone fit, but nufortnnately it did go and «lipped out of my finger». There wa« a terrible metallic »plasb a rack of »fiver falling into a »ea of copper»—and then ‘•1 knew no more." When 1 came to uiywdf 1 found my family and the cler­ gyman in rapture» over my charitable act — Janie« Payn. Mpwtarl* < urv for llrmliuhr*. A New York physician who ha« for several y«an l»*n studying the relation ot the eye »train to headache«, etc.. in children ha« published the result of hw labor*. He find* that < a«e» of »bort night, far sight and irregular eight often go unrecognixed until the cotilimied eye ■train result« in a chronic headache and lassitude, or even more »enou» n«rvon* disorders The m<»t approved modern treatment in certain caw* of headache i„ to order the nan ot spectacle«. —New York Journal. ■a«lee>« *»•••»« Helle. The Moslem» abhor bell», which they ■ay draw evil »pint« together In pUce of them they lisv« luea called Mu< znn» .tatiooni m their mmar-t« who <»11 out five time« each day for the ¡eople to come to prayer. Their cry 1». “ I here >• no (tod but <*od. and Mohammed la hi» prophet.Eoui. Arè^bt. fÄtlp*r l am vwj morta afraid oor daughter will rtef* with that yuoog raacal- Mother—No -r I rwnu»4«d ber |>»t -venin« that ff>rU wbo rkip«d <<< r>. «-Min« |T«wr>t' «nd 1 fed «u«' (bal my — "k “,‘M "*' U***/l w <■<— Decllu« or th« Old I ».liloiied K ihmjiis fur the Change. Virtu«. THE BOVS SHOOT. BABY’S AUTOGRAPH. Give Your Soa a Gun When H* tJiuier- alMluii* HMIKlIilll* It. Highly I treafturvd the gift from my t: tend. My album, bo ■potleaa aud pints And i thought, too. how grandly it« leave« would be penned By the loved of who«*« truth 1 was sura By all means let the boys have their There is something more than the rille and shotgun, furnish them a talk of the traditional grumbler iu llie reasonable amount of ammunition ami charge that the old fashioned virtue pay their license to shoot, if we ever Who shall dedicate it. I thought, as with car« 1 laid it away for a time, of hospitality ison the decline. Where come to that protective measure. How 1 w hose name should be tint writleo in the days of our fathers or grand else can the boy learn to shoot I If 1 And I woudore» there fathers it was not unusual for people had my way every I h \ v and every 'Neath verse« of leuderest rhyme. to have their houses literally over­ girl should learn to shoot, even though before I ha I (settled thequeetiou bo grave. flowing with guests, it is now hard to they never killed alone a single head Long The baby, our toddler, had fouud if. Hud anybody who ever thinks of en­ of game. It is not the extinguishing Its cover of crimson and gold could not Have tertaining more than one or at the ©f the vital principle of either bird or it from wee, tiny hands now clasped 'round it. most two at a time, und it has become beast for which men go afield, and the *e found her, <* fimin legged hke a Turk, on the exception rather than the rule game butcher should never be classed There the tk»or that it used to be for anybody outside as a sportsman. With my dear, precious book on her knee«. of a country house in summer to have While with pencil in bund she was scribbling it The ritle and revolver are wa|K»ns, o’er, guests at all. The succession of coun­ the use of which demand physical con­ Lisping sweetly. "Mamina, if ou jmmux '' try cousins who were once almost as ditions never found iu the indolent, regulaitevisitors to all well regulated effeminate or the dissolute. They are On the pure title pige, sig »ag and oris« croe«ed. She hud marked, iu mischief secure city dwellings as the tax collator and weapons for men and women not for the gas man. are seen no more forever, dolls of either sex. If every boy and Her bright golden curls on her forehead were tossed and the modern housewife would as girl were early taught the use and And her little mouth pursed bo demure. soon think of opening a boarding abuse of firearms the death rate from house at once as of having her home accidents caused by carelessness would "Whip her," Raid auntie in Hterneat of loue. A m the mischief she saw (.not the baby ). so overrun as it was in the days of her be ret lured to a minimum; the num- (She never had reared a child of her own. grandmother. brr of corner loafers, cigarette smok­ Or she would not have said it, may be.) The reasons for this change are nu­ ing, roumi shouklered, delicate boys naughty, bad baby!" I angrily cried. merous. In the first place, the in­ and girls atllicusl with corsets, nerve **01you “You have ruined my album so new." creased facilities for traveling of mod tire and headaches would decrease in “Slop! Stop!" aaid my mother, and sadly she ern times has made it so easy for visit­ direct preportion to the increase of re­ sighed “Pray lie careful, my child, what you do.” ors to come to town that if the doors cruits to the army of those now enjoy­ swung as hospitably open as of old it ing such sport. And I'm glad that my I ma by I clasped in my arms. is feared that the rightful owners of And what is to hinder! Any one of Those dear rosebud lips 1 had kissed, any given domicile would be in serious a half dozen Ainerlcan manufacturers Glad. too, that her tiny heart felt no alarms; What fond memories, else, 1 had missed. danger of being crowded out of their makes rilles sutlicivntly light for ladies own premises. There is, moreover, and boys louse; prices ure such that How long is it since* Counting heart throbs, long the increased ex|>eiise of living and any one of imalerate means can own le.n-i. the complex requirements of modern the very best; accuracy is unsur­ Though only two months have goue by, Peace, fooliMh heart, thy paiu and these tears: society, which renders it impossible to passed; and ammunition, that is the Our baby is gone; this is why keep up the old fashioned customs, 22-calilier cartridges, which are plenty with imminent danger of finding any large enough for all ortlinarv range, The ItMives of my album all a blank are ordinary income and any ordinary is very cheap. But, alas! tickle fash­ As her dear lilt Io iife without slain; the record have kept from afar, strength hopelessly overtaxed. Mod­ ion has decreed that the girl child Angels And they spotlens and white must remain ern housekeeping, it is to lie added, is shall be a woman Indore reaching wo- so much more elaborate than that inanlior rela­ the time and (.rouble to learn the art kind of wood from true cedar. Thia tives, the strangers of all sorts, must themselves and instruct their boys and cigar box wood is largely employed ill be attended to in some other way than girls. My word for it, such <*hildn*n this country for making the inner |x>r- that of having the house doom opened will love you with a dee|H*r intensity, lions of drawereund wardrobes. In the Io them. will spring to obey your commands West Indies it is often fashioned into The sense of individuality which with a letter grace, for has not their canoes. Iwing well adaplt'd to this pur­ has beeu developed ho greatly within futher, their ideal of all that is good pose from its lightness, softness and Pencil wood is another the last eenturv has undoubtedly and great, as« »rialed himself with durability much to do witli the present stale of them in their play ( And where is variety of juiil|M*r. The faint agree­ things. It is recognised that a man's there a normal child who would not able smell evolved from the wood of house must lai his castle mentally us rather associate wilh his father than pencil and < igar boxes is due to the gradual esca|M) from its intereticvs of as well as physically if he is to pre­ with any other companion I serve his individuality from the im­ You, wlio yourselves love the gun, a [M culiar kind of balsamic oil, which portunities of the unsympathetic, the do not. 1 Iwg you, think it a boro is nowadays largely used by jior* vexing, the vulgar anil the idle. It to guide th»' youngster in the lumerv manufacturer«. It has been may lie u sublimated form of selfish­ paths you love so well «»r think found that 10H |M»unds of the wood of ness, but it is one of the things which it tiresome to initiate liim in the mvs cigar box juni|K'i* contains al>out fif­ the age demands, and to what the age trries of an art fascinating alike U> teen ounces of this essential odorifer demands it is pretty hard not toaocede. 1 young and old. Bear in mind your oils oil. if chips of the wood be al­ Nor is the result wholly without its i own youth, and your heart would lowed to remain in a closed glass jar g<»»l side. People are certainly more have gone out to any one who would for a year, the interior of the vessel at interesting who do defend their indi­ i have taken time und trouble to help llu* end of that pci ioj»lnloii of Tuppsr. practically impossible to meet the re girls, and bow can we mold the gen An a |Mx*t Mr Tnp|M»r enjoyed mure quiretnenUi which stand ready to nnsT erution of those who shall take our men and women I lie moment they places unless we now stand s|M>nsors favor wilh tlm gt iirral public tilMU step over their own threshold, did they to the sports as well us to other «*du- with tlm crilK's. H im peculiar veree not make that threshold a bar to the cationul advuntuges, und where is there has I mm - ji a frequent theme for the sa­ claim» of the outside world as far as to be found a cleaner, more scienlitic, il rista, and yet the attackM upon him possible. more tnunly s|»?>rl than ritle shooting/ only tM*ein«?od«*n leg has been greatly inipirMsed those who did uut ex inline beii«*ath the surface. As a too, in the exercise of | stsoiiu I hospl di «covered in un old VinceiineM «hop, tality a tine Imsuleiiing of the ehar which wum once a Miiitliy. There ix moral «‘saayist he deuerved praise, und acter which is to lie come at in no abundant evidence to prove that the (N-easioniiliy he ivachtid a | mm *U c strain other way so surely. The chance of relic iu qiK'xtioii is the ahant limb when uniinaled by the fervor of pa* entertaining angei» unawares is m * which n*ph«<*«d th«* teg which Gen. triotiMin That hr enjoy wl a strung« much diminished by modern fashions Dauinexml l7 meteorological condi- a thing A gaa meter in to my notion _ mained in the ancient smithy to the lions and actions •eem to be lue of content. 1 would [ike to have tome present day. It 1« now hi the artillery •ociated with the |x*ri«xl of mimrnutu one convince me that it in Miiy way muaeum of th«* Hotel «1« s Invalid«* Mini hjiote K*c*mtionallv heavy «now indicate* the amount of gas burnetl, among many other martial und his fill in the nortiiW‘*st iiimuluyaM in mm a bushel or a |»ound repqprijta tori«* souvenir«. London Telegraph. IMM and again hi lb7fi end lbT7. The Nomrthing that we ran prove up. The most diMHstHHin of i< < «‘lit famine« iu gall m«!trr will register air blown into India were ?n IHtRJ, IH74 and 1H70 77. Karly Wise. it as well as gas that ¡Kt-ws through it. •• ‘IIo made a fi «*bl», and impotent The greatest cyclone« have occurred Would it n«»t la* a more ratiopal way jtiMi tM*fore the minimum of the to gas bills as the water depart­ |re«ture,*“ n-ad the fatli< r of the fam­ ‘‘eleven year” «11 n »potrycle, the Cal­ ment does on th«’ hasis of th«$ num ily from hl« n«*ws|»a|H r; and them, cutta storm wave in dcMtroyiug her of rooms in a house/ Any one ifi^ that hi*children were luiteiiiiii?, he 60,000 live« and the Backerguny cy­ add**d, “ Kitty, what ih uii ‘impotent who will make the experiment will clone in 1*76 dro* limy no I« s » m than find that if every burm r in the house g»>tur«!’/” “I guf-Mi it'» when you «nap your 100,000 pereoiis. New Y ork Telegram. is lit and lurn«*l full head on every finger« in «omebody’» fa«*e,” returned night fora month that the bill for that < Mii’t AI hsjb !><» I hat Wa»f. month will be no larger than usual. Kitty, wiaely. •’Never writ»*, said an Kxperienced Truly, an « x««dlenl illuRtratiou of an The gas that is forced through the Writer to a Young Journuiial, ’ un- meter, if not burned, will Irak away iuipudt-nl geature It i« th«* aaiiif^ Kitty who i« ( oiixtunt lesa you have something to say.*9 anyhow That is the explanation of “Alas, rxchnm**l the Young Jour* gas bills rendered for months w hen a Iv a«k<*d by h«*r younger brother« to naltAl, about whose brow the Hire were boune 1« ckmed up ami no gas burned. define harignmcnt turn off the gas behind the meter dur­ way« find reaMon«, aometirnre more in b> fill the third column whether I have ing the day Interview in Mt I j O ui « geriioua than true “What is it bavu vernatiiity 1“ anything to nuy or not.’* Al which Glolje Detnocnsl. remark all the Hie« hi the swarm «ttked Teddy one «lay «wooped over to li>e Ex peri«need ’ ll« to rie a poet,** returned Kitty, ■ r. Oradr’e Ufe. without heaiiution “To make verar«, Writer, and M illing down ui*»n Ina At home Mr. Grady was full of fun you know.' Youth’« Companion. Iwk rode there in ’■ iidislurlje*i Repoae and frolic. One of the funniest «can«« ail day. Burdette in Br«s»klyn Eagle.t 1 ever a itnewwd »»* during * dinner Drath *»f ’h* l»iwn*r Hr 11. at Mr Urady » hotise When »•» *v«S«>> •”< I The dinner I m » 11 han long Miiee suf* Mntad ourselves «1 the table Mrs. love, il I» said, « !is Ute caute of th« feroci a décati«-* net*, and it is rarely now Grady gave a -wnnMiig l<»»k at h< r first aacertoined bank uc >te forgery. A husimnd. a bo bud cs/mmeocnd to that H «end« iu merry tinkle through young man, al» engraver, er, sought » the corridori of arittlocmUc lioimea. It carve tbe chicken», as »he Mid: Her rather L um been lite cut toni to have meals an* pretty girl in marriage. • Henry, I am gomg b> ~y grace would not consent to trie mater: uulaa* B butler, or by neat nounced by l With a rwugici air Mr Grady »at, . — “Hu, his daughter » swcclheart pul d>»wa a bis head a little inclined to the right, «proned ami capissi "Phylliac«.'* It is certain sum in ready money. He pul tue iateat la III« J«|>« ii <- m ! giMfg. hia lipe pursed up. Mrs Grady, who it down I» itole» of th« Istiik of Eng­ a «u<*cea»loii of threa bruni» hctni»- WM a devout Melhodml, began to »ay land notes forgetl by his own hand— plicre», graduami *tu», eonnaelrai by grace, while Mr Grady kept up an and lite fraud la-nig utocovered h« waa chain». l'iic gong 1« «m»fd«d U*U* undercurrent ot soft toned. hanged —Montreal Hlar parentheae»- "Now,