Vol. IV, No. 21
TILLAMOOK. OREGON. THURSDAY
$1.50 Per Year.
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
UNITED STATES.
I-resi-lent ...................... B enjamin H arrisgm
L evi P. M orton
Vice-President
..........
J ames G. B laink
Secretary of State
C harles F oster
Secretary of Treasury
J. W. N oble
secretary of Interior
Secretary of War.......... ... R edfield P roctor
B E. T racy
Secretary of Navy
J ohn W anamaker
Postmaster-General ...
W. H H. M iller
Attorney-General s .
Secretary of Agriculture ........ J eremiah R usk
state of OREGON.
S. P ennoyer .
Governor ....................
G. W. .M c B ride
Secretary of State........... .
P hil . M etch an
Treasurer
........
E. B. M c E lroy
Snpt. of Public Instruction .
Printer ... ......................... .F rank C. B aker
(R. S.S trahan
........ <W. P. L ord
Supreme Judges ..................
<R. S. B ean
/ J. H. M itchell
Senators ..........
I J. N. D olph
B. H ermann
Congressman..
» S. Land Office, Oregon City i J. T. Apperson,
Register.
, B. F. Burch,
(
Receiver.
THIRD JUDICIAL DISTRICT.
Joint Senator ................................. F. A. M oore
Circuit Court .................................. R. I*. B oise
Prosecuting Attorney................ G. G. B ingham
TILLAMOOK COUNTY.
R presestative ... .............. W m . D. S tillwell
Judge
...................................... II. F. H olden
i W T W FST
t ommissioner............................ ! W.‘G? K els 6
Clerk ............................................. W. W. C onder
Sheriff..................................... ..........S am D owns
Treasurer ............................... II. H. M c D ermott
Assessor............................................ F. M. L amb
Surveyor.............
J ohn E dwards
School Superintendent
.A. T. W hite
Deputy Prosecuting Attorney A. W. S everance
TILLAMOOK CITY.
........ .. ....................... C. N D rew
Recorder
Attorney........ ............. ............... E. E'S rlph
Treasurer ... ................................. -Gxoj C ohn
M irshali .... . ........................ L. L. S tillwell
(J ohn B arker , Prusiden
Trustees ....... .... ¿A. P. W ilson
n S heets
PRICES OF OCR WOOL
I HOW THEY HAVE BEEN AFFECTED
BY THE NEW TARIFF.
FOOTLIGHT
FLASHES, '
A now theater wiw recently opened in
Omaha. It U the property of Governor
Boyd.
It is now said that Wilson Barrett will
net visit this country this season, but will
A Comparison of Present Prices with a act in America in I8W-&
Year Ago—Fourteen Out of Nineteen
Pearl Kytinge, the well known novelist
Grade Higher—Ohio Wool Would Be and actress, has written a play In which
Much Lower but for tlie McKinley Bill. she will star during the coming season.
Henry Irving receutly unveil ml In Ixvn-
An erroneous impression seems to pre don a memorial to Kit Marlowe, the famous
vail as to the comparative prices of wool English dramatic writer of the Sixteenth
now aud a year ago. It is not true that century.
present prices uro lower. Approaching
Notwithstanding the fact that E. II.
the time of the enforcement of the Mc fothern bills himself ns the star in "The
Kinley tariff last season the speculators, Dancing Girl," Virginia Ilarued plays the
ns they always do on such occasions, as principal part.
I they did in the case of wheat a few
Somebody speaks of Mascagni, the com
weeks ago, began operating excitedly’ in poser of ‘‘Cavalleria Rustieana,” as the
wool and sent prices above their true “Rudyard Kipling of Music.” lie is not
basis. It is the reaction from these fic yet thirty years old and is tbe son of a
titious prices which makes it appear that baker
wool declined considerably under the
The n.une of A. M. Palmer has been
operation of the McKinley law.
erased from the sign before the famous
Tbe Boston Commercial Bulletin of Madison Square theater in New York. It
Aug. 22 is taken as authority for this now reads, "Hoyt’s Madison Square
year’s prices. The bulletin of the Na Theater.”
Thoonly three persons in this country of
tional Association of Wool Manufactur
ers of the same city furnishes quotations any prominence who wear a ring on their
thumb
are Henry E. Dixey, Billy Owens
of the Boston market for Aug. 23. 1890.
No effort has been made to select prices amt Spike Hennessy, the burglar iu “Tbe
Stowaway.”
that would bear out our theory, but the
George Thatcher, the minstrel, lost a
representative grades of wool from all
sections of the country were sought and finger when he was a boy by the explosion
of a guu. At the time be hud ruu away
their prices given just as they apjmarvd
from home and was on bis way "west to
in the record.
light Indiana”
Here are thu results:
r-unie Brown, once a well known ac
Prlco.
Grades of wool ns designated A,’rf!C2.»
Aug. 23. tress, died in Boston lately and left $30,000
SOCIETY DIRECTORY
in market.
Ai5)L
IMI
to thu “drumutio fund.” As the fund hat
Ohio and Pennsylvania:
collapsed the |8(),(MX) will cause a lively
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83(17.34
’T'ILLAMOOK I.ODGK NO. 57,
scrimmage in the courts.
X............................................
31 «031H
I A. F. St A. hl., meets on the
first Saturday night of each
No. i...................................... (,y#
Marguerite Strube, daughter of the
»337 ’
month. Special meetings for work
| Ohio Delalno............................ 85^1)
Duke Alexia of Bararia, and the Countess
every Friday night. Visiting breth
Ohio combing No. i
and
Elvira, was a singer during the summer in
ren invited to attend.
.19
blood)............................... 3!>Z40
the chorus of a New York spectacle. She
H. V. V. Johnson, W. M.
' Ohlocoiubinff No. 3
blood). Bik^..
«30
G. O. Nolan, Sec’y.
has
a wonderfully pure soprano voice.
84 .30
i Michigan No. 1......................... 31^..
Kentucky, Indiana and Mia-
Mrs. John Drew saw her daughter, Mrs.
souri:
Barrymore, act in New York recently, and
'II.LAMOOK J.ODGE No.
Combing
blood)................ 28^*9
2(ht28
94, I. O. O. F. meets in
someone asked her what the veteran actress
1
Texas
(scoured basis);
Odd Fel low’s hall every
said.
“She didn’t say anything,” said Mrs.
Spring, fine. 12 months.......... C1-?A3
fi?
Saturday night, except the
Barrymore calmly. "1 su|>pose shu wae
first Saturday of each mouth.
Bpring, fine, (J to H months.. ttX&M
afraid that if she did I'd bu sending con
W. H. Cooper, N.G.
i California (scoured basis);
B. F. Kly, Sec’y.
gmtulatory telegrams to myself.”
Spring, western, free, 12
months.............................. CO0ti‘3
60^57
Mlns Wardell, daughter of Ellen Terry
Wyoming and Utah (scoured
by her second husband, Captain Charles
1 wtH is):
ORINTH POST, G.A R meets on
Kelly, will make her debut nt the Lyceum
Fine ...................................... 6(UC3
STO«
theater, 1/ondon, before long, under the
Medium................................. 6»V2)..
M'4>W
the 1st & 3rd Wednesday 1 p.in. of
• Montana (acoured basis):
name of Alisa Craig, Wardell Ind ng t he
' Fine....................................... 01 'W
na
each month iu Grand Army Hall.
stage name adopted by her father, and
1 Medium................................. OirjJ-W
W/>4
now discarded, as was the young lady’a
. Maxwell, Commander.
1 Oregon (scoured baala):
father himself.
Eastern, No. 1......................
C. N. Drew, Adjutant.
Eastern, No. 2.... ................ f»
M £)
The widow of Joseph K. Emmet hofi
(xtHirgia and Southern............. 2Uc28
made up Iler mind to pass her remaining
Pulled wool* (scoured basis):
days In Al!winy, and site tins gous Into
8H-W 1
Extra.....................................
comfortable Hpartmunts there. Iler means
JOHNSON CHAPTER.—V. I). Meets at 2 P. M.
Of tho nineteen gnulMof wool consid are ample and her health Is good. More
on ist Saturday of each month in I. O. O. F,
ered
only
four
were
tfheapir
on
Aug.
23
over, she takes a lively Interest In ntTnlrs
Alali. J. E. Sibley, High Priest; J. W. Maxwell,
(Saturday) of this year than on the cor of the day, and she has eveu witnessed sev
King; A. A. Ford, Scribe.
responding day of last year, one brought eral theatrical performances of late.
tho name price and fonrteen wore higher J
-J gy
-WAR LODGE, NO. 76.
than la-fore tho McKinley law took ef
-¿A.. V. U. MX .
Ancient Order United
WORLD’S FAIR NOTES.
Womhen, meets every Monday evening in the
fect. Theso wool.« represent tho grade» I
G A B. hail at Ti.lamook Dr. Weaver, is
General Mlles la making up a parade of
produced in nil parts of tho Uniou. Be
Medical Director.
I. F S klph , M. W.
A. W. S everance , Recorder.
cause Ohio wool, a ¡»articular kind, hap- Indians fur the World's fair.
jiens to bo cheaper, for tho reason that it
It will take a fence six miles long to In
is the wool most affected by the conijioti- cloae the World’s fair buildings.
POST-OFFICE HOCKS,
tion of Australian grades, it hardly war
There will I m * n dnr.zllng array of dia
The pout-office at Tillamook will be oper. every
rants thp general assertion that Ameri monds, opals, emeralds and other geinfi
d«iy in the week from 8 o'clock a . m ., to 9 o’clock
?
r m ., and ou Sunday from 1 to 2 r. m ., and from
can won!» have declined tinder the now and of tl:o prcciouM metals at the Wurld’k
rf to 5 P.M. Mails close at 4s minutes past 7 p. m .
fair.
tariff law.
Money order and registered business closest 5
Allee B. Wile« has been selected to act
o'clock m .
Even Ohio wool furnlshesHtriking proof
Sophia Severance, Post-mistress.
dhalers in ——•»
<
of the beneficial effect of the new law its president < f the Illinois board of worn
en
managers of the Columbian exhibition.
npon wool prices. Although AustridUpt, L
wool has declined front an average prtfia'! fn no other «Inpartment of the World’s
of £ 111 Us. 4d. a bale last year to £ 11 Ha. 2d. Columbian exiMudtion, perhaps, will be
EAST AND SOUTH
seen a greater diversity of exhibits than in
a halo this year—a fall of about 25 per that of minea ami mining.
VTA
cent.—yet tho standard grado of Ohio
The managers of the great naval ex
wool, XX, which is the corresponding
Southern Pacific Route
grade of American wool, only shows n hibillon at Uhelsea, England, have con
Rented to allow the model of Nelson's ship,
decline from 33 to 31 to 31 to 32 cents n
the Victory, to I m * transferred to the Co
pound, or about 6 per cent. The Mc lumldan exposition
Kinley tariff kept up the price in tho face
SHASTA LINE,
Miss Frances Willard announces that
of a tremendous fall in tho world'» prices she 11 as already received U.ooo for the
for wool. Certainly to prevent a serious World's union fund Tbe money Is to lie
decline under these circumstances is ns tisi^l In various departments of women's
Our nto<*k consists of I>ry Goods, Clothing, Boots and Shoes, Hats, Caps
Expre30 trains leave Portland dally
positively beneficial to onr wool growers work nt tbe Col urn bi an exposition.
and Notions. Groceries, Crockery, and Queensware. Doors, Windows, Lime,
: m to cause an advance nndor ordinary
An exhibit which will Iw very extensive
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North.
South
conditions.
Hair, and Cement. Hardware ami Nails.
£l^S|»ecial attention given to
and varied will lie that of building stone.
9$
a
in
Leaves
Portland
Arrives
7:0.1 p m
We add some remarks recently made Granite, limestone, marble, saminione and
filling orders for goods in jobbing lots.
Albany
Ar 6:22 a m
1'trJSp 111 l.v
9 00 p m
by Senator Sherman on the price of bluestone, in «cores of varieties and scores
Rafia in
of odors, will I mj shown by ths finest spec
San Francisco l.v
Ar
American wool:
Above triuns stop only at following stations
gents for
“If yon favor Free-trade, here we have linens procurable
north of Koseburg: East Portland. Oregon City,
Hundred* of men are engaged on every
the largest Free-trade ever had in the
Woodburn. Salem, Albany. Tangent, S'.cdds.
Halsey, Harrisburg, Junction City, Irving, Eu
Unital States. By tho Mills bill a fewer posMildt* moi t of construct Ion work at the
fair
grounds Riylng water in/dim. e'eo
gene.
number of articles were a ided to tbe
ROSEBURG MAIL DAILY.
trtc light plant, modeling for the exterior
free list, but among tiwm were uot decorative work aud developing landscape
TILL1M03K, Silt FR1NCISC0 ANO WAY FORTS.
m
Portland
X;o5 a m Lv
sugar and molasses: but wools of all effects around thu ornamental waters.
ni
Albany
12:20 p m Lv
!v 12:OO
kinds, tho imjiortation of which in 1830
Lv 6:20 a m
Roseburg
Makes regular trips about every two weeks, ths weather Permitting
The exposition directory has taken action
5 4» p m Ar
was 105,131,285 pounds, valued at over under which adequate Insurance will l»e
ALBANY LOCAL IIA11.V (EXCEPT SCSPAV)
f18.000,000, were to be Admitted free of placed upon nil persons and projwrty for
The fast sailing S tb . T ri cxf . e ha* been specially fitted up for carrying paw
all duty. Now, fellow citiceus, this w hich it ran lot held liable during the fair.
»=55 a m
Portland
5:o0 p m Lv
striking contrast between the two bill» Il is the intention to place au Insurance of
sengera. Following are the rates:
Lv 5:00 a ni
Albany
9:00 p m Ar
recalls to my mind if uot to yonrs the something like | MJ*),(MX),‘JOO on the ex hi bl 14.
»15.
CABIN PASSAGE ...
LOCAL PASSENGER TRVINS DAILY ( EXCEPT SUN-
interview 1 had with the wool growers
DAY.)
»20.
HINTS TO HOUSEKEEPERS.
ROUND TRIP.............
| of Ohio on the old fair grounds hero,
m
Ar 9:2.5 a
2:^« p m Lv
Albany
STEERAGE Cotte way)
S>-
when I wim excusing inywdf for voting
Whites of aggs may 1* beaten to a st I IT
Lv H-.40 a ni
3:25 p m Ar
Lebanon
for a bill which, against my wishes, re froth by an o|wn window when it would be
Ar 4 N> P tn
7:30 a m l.v
Albany
H |x>r ton
Freight, (General Merchandise)
Ar 3 40 a m
duced tbe duty on one grado of wool oue ImixMalbie lu a steamy kitchen.
Ix-hauon
«S:z2 a m Ar
cent a pound, or from twelve to eleven
Powdered Hint glass grouud to an impnl
Pullman Buffet Sleeper*.
ceuta a pound
1 remember how my pnble powder and mixed with the white of
Democratic
friends
arraignid
me
and
a
an
egg makes one of the strongest cements
T ourist S leeping C ars
Detmxrratic legislature proposed to cen known.
ror the accornmod-ition of Second Class Pas«en
sure me, and all the sheep of Ohio were
Half a lemon dipped In salt will do all
gers, attached to Express Trains.
bleating their reproaches against my the work of oxalic acid In cleaning copper
boilers, brass teakettles and other eupper
p»-rfi<ly
:
and
yet
now,
wh-
n
the
M.-Kinley
The West Side Division
law has restore«! the old duty on wool or brass utensil*.
BETWEEN FORTUNO AND CORVALLIS
Itoasts that should lie Ju lev come to tha
and provides new safeguards against
MAIL TBAtW DAILY (KXCRFT M NDAY.)
evasion ot tbe duty, when tho w«»>l table as dry as pastel/oard because the
7:30 a m
Portland
Ar 5:30 p in
tariff is made precisely as Ohio farmers oven was not hot enough at first to Instant
a 41 a » n
North Yamhill Lv 3 2S p in
wanted it, our Democratic friends— ly harden the outer surface and prevent
>>:|O p m
Corvalia
I.» 1 »»55 P >"
the escape of Its juices.
tho same persons, I imagine— tell iu they
To temper e/trihenware which Is to 1«
At Albany and Corvallis connect with tins
prefer tho Mills bill tliat makes wool
nurd for baking put ths dishes in cold
Oregon Pacific Railroad.
tree of all duty an<l brings our farmers water over the fire and bring them grad
RXPRBM TRAINS DAILY, (RXCBPT SWt %/.)
into sharp and close competition with uslly to tbe lioilhig petal. When the water
tbe wool growers ou the wiki plains au«l boils around them, remove them from the
4 43 p m 1ILv
« a nt
Ar I
Portland
A Al p tn 1 l.v North Yamhill Lv 6:i4 a m
pampas of Australia and Houth America. fire and let them remain in the water till il
7:25 p m 1! Ar
McMinnville
Lv 1 5:45 a m
Thia may be politic», but It is not •fa'r,’ becomes cold —Chicago Herald.
as tho Missourians say
FLOWER ANO TREE.
This is not all I have to say al«»nt
------ TO ALL POINTU------
wool When this summer tbe price of
An
effort
Is making to 1 nt rod uro ths
EAST AND SOUTH
wool WM not as high as it was a year
W MAXWELL hu pl.tttod ■ town-.ite on bi» ¡•lace at Xetart» l«'«eh
Fine aizhtljr n-»l I once lota, view tirmtirpiMei! and | ago, tbey sai-1 that McKinley promise«! mango, a delicious List Indian fruit, Into
Georgia, where It is hoped it will thrive.
F T ticket« and fall Information retard Inc
.heltered from the north-wrot wind. No jirettier and more suitable plxce coaid tie foand f« a aea-«i>le reuort
Ifun , them M wonhl tie higher if ilia bill passed,
r’ «. mapstlc , cal Ion com pan V • agent al Sorth
There are two bearing apple trees In tn-
V «tubili.
’ dred. of people eifiit Netarta Bay evory »umtner and camp for neelca on th« Beach
Fine anrf bathing, go>.l floliinir This was uot true lie Could uot and dlana county. P l . that were planted in
•everal rarietieam clam, and oy.Ur». ehmnl five-mil- driee on tlw beach, and pictareeque »r. lw-d r>iekn where thonaand. rd | did not expect to control tlid price of I TVS! Ous of them is ku feet io ciruututor-
K KOKHLKR.
f p. Room.
A m !. G. V. and Paa« Art
Manager
aea-lioof <li«port themselrea every day. Joat theplacc p. .pen I a few week, thia «ommrr ami aeiect a uite foe a nMtage by w<x>l in foreign lands What with tl><. enea.
largo linpjr'Jif/a» of wad in advance of
George A Avery, of Dover, N fl.. has a
tbe »ea. A inoat delightful location. Several lot* bunplinad before aurvey waa made Come via i»herid»n or North Yamhill I tbe taking ei..-ct of the law arid the very
currant b-u»h iu his garden which. it le
T!LI.AM<M)K ft Y AMHH.L fiTAGF. ROl'TR. for full particular», price», terma ete., write to J. W M tiWcu.,
tart», Tillamook Co., Oregon
low prices at tbe source» of supply, the said, stands twenty feet high, and when
sitgeleaves Morth Yamhill daily, except Sun
price of wool waa lower this Rtnainer loaded with car ran is tbey are p.cked with
i
day. at 5 a . M. for TiHanook.
than the farmers bop>-l. Bnt what would the aid of a ladder
î »re« TX’la monk daîly. except Sunday, at
There are aaM to he about ».OOU. oj O
it bar» been if tbe Milla Uli lia-i pa*s»lf
•• a . m L», porfh
• ■* - Vamhil
Wool is Wirth in Canada sixteen crate, acraa of forest hi Hungary Of these the
For fq [ht orexpreoa ha«in«M. apply at Cohn
governmeut
owns r I mmi I 1,.MX), (MX J acres,
it 1» worth in Ohio tw«-nty-eight cents
p* Til;amo»k.
buys more each year aud refuses to eell
in comprtitl-m with Aiwtralia an-lH-eitb
any that it p*
r agency at Occidental If of el.
V.M-r,- a the diff-r...... is ■ it -r by luo
»N ft CKENSHAW. M a MUIU.
STOVES.
Hardware
Tinware!
Now is the time to fit up for winter
line of stoves at my establishment
S. A. ROBERTS.
T ruckee L umber C o .
They Reep on hands at their store in
Hobsonvilie the largest stock: of ^ooclts
in Tillamook County.
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J. H.
S ibley ,
a nager,
NETART
riirou gh T ickets
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THE FINEST BEACH ON
jsorivi 1 le,
re.
LIGHT
AND
AIRY.
I
The Girl 1 Used to Love So Well.
Oh, don’t I wish that she wm single».
That girl I used to love so wvlll
How we our tones again might mingle
In lakMour fond hearts loved to tell.
Five years the darling has bees married;
In that, bad luck to both befell.
Ob. don’t 1 wish that she had tarried-
The girl I used to love so welll
Her bright eye«. I can see them danulnjt
As if she stood before me now;
1 eeu her to my arms advancing,
I fuel her hand upon n»y brow;
1 hoar a little word situ whispered.
To answer what from my lips fell.
I
In fancy there’* a little kiss heard—
A kiss from lips I loved so well!
Oh. days of agony and sorrow.
Since front our love we went awayl
I walk about ami hate the morrow—
A repetition of today.
Our lips in love no more can mingle;
Thu reason lies In what 1 tell:
We umrriodl Don’t 1 wish her singlu.
Thu girl I used to love so wait
_________ —The Kporh.
Souvenirs of the Occasion.
Judge—You entered this man's bousi
anil stole ten silver spoons. Have you any
thing to say for yourselff
Ragged Rider—I am a souvenir spood
Collector.
Judge—Ixit them lie a souvenir of thli
occakiou for six month*.— Jewelers’ Circd-
lar.
In Neptvnibcr.
With rifle, roil and fancy files
Thu city tqxirtMtnan blithely hies
This month to Maine;
And there, in 11 secluded lent,
Lio first enjoya. on pleiiaurv bunt,
A week of rain.
When It leaves off he make« a start
Iu a canoe, with beating heart.
To gut a diMjr.
Thu game appears -shot after shot
Hu fires his Wlnvhuster grows hot—
See lit* guide nneerl
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The deer la gone -he takes hta rod.
Thul coat hiru fifty dollars mid.
And niakuM a raat
He's sick to death of salt canned grutk
lie works hard - and a six Inch chub
He gets at laaL
Ilo wants a chowder from the ebube
Ills guide exclaims "ttadilubub!”
z\uii Htilc.idu
Ooniinlta. The *|H>rtsnian comes isu-k
home.
And when ho reads this little pome
He'll suy 1 lied.
-Somerville Journal.
Ileal Friendship.
Hicka—How does it come that you and
Chumpur arc no thickF
Wicks-Will, I always had a supremo
contempt fur him, amt when 1 found that
be huhl mo In contempt I Wan natorally
drown to hlin. "A fellow feeling make*
us wohdruus kind,” you know.—Bostod
Transcript.
A Word of A<lvice.
Curled up and sitting on her fuet.
Within tue window's deep euibrufuira,
I m Lydia; aud iwrosN the street.
A hul, with cyuMof rogulnh azure.
Watches hur, burled in her L mh »K.
Ill vain he trlen to win m look.
And from the (rullisover there
Blows Mumlrj klMMON through the air,
Wbl< h III' II III” RUM '•< ""’I lall unriuod,
L*ncar«<l i<>r l.>dh< h thirteen.
M> Ind. If you, without abu««,
Will take ad vice fnunone who> wiser.
And put your wisdom Io mere uwe
Than ever yet did you adviser;
If you will let. as nono will iki,
Another’s heart break mvi vc fur tw*e.
You’ll have a care, some four yearn hence,
llow you loiiHg«- there by yonder feia<
And blow lli<>«» klHM' M through that srrsrrt.
koi Lydia will be seventeen.
-Thomas lUiiey AldrieA.
Strong ICviilen«'«*.
“You say your son John went down
south and startet! a nuwspa|M»rF”
’•Yes.”
“I n he making bluvRiif felt In the com*
oiunltyF”
"You l)et he la. Hu has I tern tarmi and
feathured twice.N—New York Prosa.
Not According to Ilota.
Hlieasalstml the tira with the kerosene tan.
Hhe always pindMud In following that plan
In spite of lu*r iitlssua* r 14e
Au<l now shu has How n from this dull vale of
Ivars,
At the aoff. lender age of ninety.five years-
hhv bud to luuuuuib io old age.
hi li Mtapnlla Journal.
That Use IL
torkln (meeting Gilroy driving nt nsum
mer ru*ort>—I m Hint a good horse?
Gilroy— It's a IJW imim il.
"You don't moan It can run a mile Id
one minute and fifty seconds.”
"No. I mean timt I pay II 50 au hour for
tbe use of ILM—The Kpucfe.
The Pudo I*, irber.
When down at the Isnu h he cut a ewell
Among Ihn mahlens, and all went well,
Il vt mm «pille delightful lo du II there.
Hut he’s I hm -k Io work is the tmrlwr gay,
Aud he And« that It Isn't s Joke today
To cui a «well In the barber's « hair.
1 M k I’rose.
Mini II* Ho.
"Pa. ran any «'tie keep light houses FM
•No, my *< n, lighthouse keepers are ap
pointed by lue government.”
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••Well, anyhow, It says here in tbe papré
'a gentleman and ids w ife want three ml*
furnished room* for light house keeplug.' ”
— Washington Post.
A Christ Inti*« Epitaph.
Ile had for wov a kindly word.
IIla heart wmo |* u and bia puraa.
And when he |>ra)«*d he sal«! "Uh, Ixmi.
I’m not Ilka other rncn Pm wöfee.**
- New « .rk l’resa.
Indira of Itvmarkafolo Width.
it la to tie prvatimrd that tha hotel which
ml vertlaca arnonif lla attract Iona “a parlor
for tadltM thirty five fret wide" Is draitfiied
to mart tha r«<|<i I ramenta of Ilia wotuaii
who orcupka three aeaia in a tram car —
Tit B i to.
Ubai CaBMHl II.
Oar devil Mart led the town this week
By hl» ui»*»»a< rrl*M of ••»»hl"
But it «»nljr hapfwne'i that ibaoffl«-« lora
Bad faiUn Cpoo hU l<«e.
-bort Valley Kntarprlra.
The tfsrdeSt Part.
Tom son —I e»tp|M4sr yon are hard al wort
■poo your latest story P
Johnson —No, the work has not tiegun
yet—I tiaveii t tried to sell II yeL — Yuttàeé
Blade.
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