The INDEPENDENT, July 1, 2004
Page 13
The bumper snickers just keep coming
According to my calculations, the problem doesn’t exist.
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Corduroy pillows: They’re making headlines!
Answer on
page 19
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
Every time I hear the word “exercise”, I wash my mouth out with
chocolate.
Five days a week my body is a temple, the other two, it’s an
amusement park.
Get in – Sit down – Shut up – HOLD ON.
Get a taste of religion. Lick a witch.
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Happy… for no good reason!
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take chances.
Heavily medicated for your safety.
Help wanted; Telepath. You know where to apply.
I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures.
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetari-
an.
OREGON TRIVIA
1. The McNary and
Owyhee Dams have what
primary function?
2. Of all Oregon wines,
which variety has received
most international acclaim?
3. What oceangoing ves-
sel was storm-tossed onto
the beach near Coos Bay in
1999?
4. Who received the
National Book Award for his
book Arctic Dreams?
5. What impact does the
annual Round-Up have on
the population of Pendleton?
6. What distinguishes
Mount Thielson in southern
Oregon from other volcanic
mountains?
Answers on page 19
I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to.
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