The INDEPENDENT, April 15, 2004
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Have a look at these bumper snickers
1. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy & good with ketchup!
2. A day without sunshine is, like, night.
3. AHH… I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
4. Always yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.
5. Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
6. Attitudes are the real disability.
Answer on
page 23
OREGON TRIVIA
1. What reservoir was
formed at the confluence of
the Metolius, Deschutes, and
Crooked Rivers?
2. What 1993 movie fea-
tured Meryl Streep as a
Rogue River runner?
3. French voyageurs once
called the Columbia River by
what name that is thought to
be the source of the state’s
name?
4. For what work did
Portland’s William Stafford
win the National Book Award
in 1963?
5. In what league do the
Portland Winter Hawks play?
6. What museum boasts a
desertarium featuring small
regional animals in a natural
environment?
Answers on page 23
7. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That
way, if he gets angry, he’ll be a mile away – and barefoot!
8. Bondage is knot for everyone.
9. Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out
of your car!
10. Chaos, panic & disorder. My work here is done.
11. Change is inevitable. Struggle is an option.
12. Control your destiny or someone else will.
13. Dear God, please save me from your “Good People”!!!
14. Denial is not a river in Egypt.
15. Don’t believe everything you think.
16. Doctors make me sick.
17. Dogs come when called… cats have answering machines.
18. A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory.
19. Don’t follow me, I’m following my bliss.
20. Do NOT start with me, you will not win.
22. Eat right, exercise! Die anyway.
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