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The INDEPENDENT, March 21, 2001
S m o th e rs B ro th e rs s c h e d u le L o n g v ie w p e rfo rm a n c e
Mori Letton
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senting his lecture on hormone
imbalances and breast cancer.
Dr. Zava is an expert on the
sub ject of horm ones and
breast cancer, and is tireless in
his effort to educate people in
the dangers of hormone imbal
ances. He has agreed to come
to Vernonia and present his in
formation (not to mention he’s
my boss and I’ve asked him to
come). Watch in the next is
sues of this paper for the exact
time and location.
In the mean time, I strongly
recom m end reading one of
these three great books: 1.
W hat your doctor may not tell
you about menopause; 2. What
your doctor may not tell you
about pre-m enopause. Both
are by John R. Lee, M.D. For
men, Eugene Shippen, M.D.’s
book on The Testosterone Syn
drome would be worth reading.
W ebsites to look at are
w w w .salivatest.com
and
www.johnleemd.com
Every man, wom an and
young adult needs to hear what
this research scientist has to
say. You can't afford to miss
this seminar.
The Smothers Brothers be
gan their career in 1959 at the
Purple Onion in San Francisco,
as, according to Tom, “the only
funny folk music act around.”
T heir first television appear
ance was on the Jack Parr
Show in 1961. They went on to
host their own television show,
The Smothers Brothers Come
dy Hour, but their anti-Vietnam
position resulted in the cancel
ing of that show. Regular TV
appearances on Laugh-In and
other shows throughout the
years kept Tom and Dick
Smothers in the Am erican con
science.
The Brothers singular blend
of com edic and musical talents
has made an impact on diverse
generations of fans. T heir
“m other always loved you best”
routine and other antics keep
their audiences laughing. The
act now includes daring string
spinning feats from the Yo-Yo
Man (Tom). The Sm others
Brothers are being saluted as
time-honored legends whose
lengthy career has surpassed
all other comedy teams in his
tory. The irrepressible duo
have been described as comic
geniuses, rare, original and
peerless. In short, an American
classic.
Brothers are $30, $40 and $50.
Call 360-575-8499 or toll free,
888-423-TIXX. The ticket office
at 1538 Com m erce is open
12:30 to 5:30 p.m. Monday
Opening for the Smothers
Brothers is Rhys Thom as’ Jug-
gleM ania. Before the show,
there is a $75 per person wine
tasting dinner at 5:30 at
Danielle’s 14th Avenue Grill in
Longview, featuring award-win
ning wines from Elk Cove Vine
yards of Gaston. The evening’s
festivities are fundraisers to
benefit the Columbia Theatre.
Tickets for the
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