k LAUGH ALL AROUNOl Who Laughed Beet. "t'ommon daconey ts <-li««s|> abroad." sald the tiian who had Just returned fruut bis tlr»i trlp lo Eurupe "During iill the time I waa oti llie culitllieut I WUB «UllJ«-'l>'p|H*«i oft lor luuebeon at sotns llflle towti It was hot. mid I »up-ow I mnde rather n coinhul sight hi a».> shirt sl«*eves and black glHaaoa, with ii lnindkerrlilcf m i*i my vollur, ita I »t«-|>|u-«l out of I lie vohb'le Io the road I auppoa«.*. too. that the brand of French In wlilrli I trtwl to u»k qm*» tlotis was pretty tugged "Anyway, n group of young l*retiach outburst from a glance at th« French men "WelL air. tbat buneb of Frenchmen just wilted First they dosed their mouths; then they loet their grins; then each uliu began squinting at the other, trying to make out what was w~ong Before we'd been at It two minutes they all dl*cover«*<1 they used ed a drink mid atieuked off to tbe little hotel We laughrd till we saw tbe last of them and ttwn we laughed at tbr way we bad turned tbe trick.”— Chicago Tribune WOMEN’S WOES And. as Usual, Thoss Last Laugbad Some Old Fashioned Notions That Still Obtain Credence. THE CYCLE OF THREE IDEA A Drowning Man May Bink Not Only Thrloo, but a Doaan Timas, and Still Sa Rsscuad-—Congastiva Chills and «ha Merging of Disoaaaa—Law Points. Pbree plij »icluii» were »landing In a dowulowu ding store the oilier day w hen nm vv ho hn«i l»*eu looking ul an ««viilng paper, exclaimed' tlrvut CgMuir, hero It u again! I unv it In the pa|a>rn al trust twice a mouth." 'Wlmt’s thalF* nskod one ol Ilia nth ers. "It's that popular fallacy nl»>ut u drowning intiu »Inking for the third Hui«- lli-i«, it »ay», Just us In, hi * sinking fur the third time be wasMV««d l>y the timely arrival,' etc The next time I ae« thia third time busluess II prolmbly will t<-u«l. lie »auk for III«- third Hum iM'foro nl«l could bo had and vm dniwned.* "Why will pnofde got Hint fool Idea I tun aiukiiq for ihs third time must iioud» be filial io n drowning muu? Why, bloaa you, I »aw a man sink a half dozen timen before lie was res cend alive Au uncle of mine, wit- i.unnen said, never sank but once, and he was drowiiwl Tbe number of timan » tun sinks tins nothing to do with his drowning lie may sink but ones, and ho may go tmneatb the water any uutuber of timas It all dependa upon tbe pornon who la drowning. Ids phys- I'Wl condition mid bow quickly the i'inga nil with water." "That cyclo of three," ■uggrstrd an- other of the d«M-torw. "la carried along l>y those who lnal»l that a | drowning man A |>ersoii may die In the first or ho may have a «losen *nd still llvo The rule of three does not obtain there either." Tbe first ptiyalctan. with groat dis­ dain. then told bus many ignorant imuua would swear Hist "If ye git th' malary an' It runs Into typhoid ^tvar an- It runs into newmony Il's • boro death "Then-'» Hint aam«> old rulo of three »gala." he «-outinued almost angrily. "First and foretinwt. one dlacan» d«M>s t.o< run into another There's no such thing as a <-olll»lon betw<*oti dlaeaaee. as many believe If one ban malaria ho baa that utid that alone. Tbe same thing Is true of typhoid fever and pneumotiki Each one is a separate and distinct trouble, and a doctor with •ny acuim »hould be able to diagnose Ms mala«iy from aytnptoma which arc always present In each and entirely llfferetii.*' From popular falla« lea |u regard t<> medicino the conversation drifieii to fallad«*» regarding the luw A lawyer present wan calh-d upon b> explain first ouo thing and auotlmr. when on« of the bystander» said: "1 made a bet the other day that » i*rson bad oo right to touch a d«*a<1 tody until the coroner arrived, nud I won." "Who d«*< ided the «luestlou for youF' vsked tbe lawyer smilingly. "Well." »aid the man nbceplahly, "It was a bartender, but he's an educated fellow and In a good judge of th» law." "Y« mi S|M'gk of the law as If It were »omdblug to la* judge«! Ilka cattle at • fat stock »how." replied tbe attorney. "There In no law ou any statute book tn any state In the Unltisl States which »ays one may not touch a body tM»fore rhe arrival of the coroner "In case of murder tbe old English ,*ommon law um*d to require that tba body of tbe murdered one be left just as It lay until viewed by one In author Ity. "That was doue. it can plainly be »sen. for th«« purfasMi of preaervlng tba surroundings Intact so that whatever evidence might I m « I here would not be disturbed. In case of a murder today, '«pacíally If auy mystery were cou­ nseled with it. common sense would Mach a person to leave everything In­ tact. not alone for tbe coroner, but for 'he police officials an well. Bui should rhe body of a murdered man t»e mov««d there I» no law covering It unless it oould I m > prov«««l that tbe («arson who mov««eeti listening long enough U» get the gist of tbe discussion. "If a fellow »era a murder through a pane of glass he can't lie a witness in the case." • "Oh, piffle!" exclaimed the attorney "Um going to lunch. That's tbe limit 1 wo» waiting for some yap to aprtng tbat. If that was the case and a mur der should l»e committed In this room half n down of us could not be com­ petent witness««». If your statement Is true, because we are wearing glaases Glass Is ghisH whether in a window or on the nose There Is no such law as that. That's foolish." "! heard ray grandfather nay that," Insisted the long armed man, “abd he know'«! law too." "Yes" retorte«! th«« exasperated at­ torney. "and he no doubt gave It out as law that n m.in could stand with hla back ngalnut Ills own house and kill any one who came within a certain distance of him But he would hang for U nnlcss he had mighty good de fenac. All of those thing» are what w«« call 'chlmne« '«rnef law.’ but they won't hold In curt"-Kansas Gity Journal MAKING ICE. Th» Proc»»» 1» Blmpfo, Though It Put­ tied tho Nogro. Ivliinuith Fall« Women Arc finding Relief nt lutai ! wlllle, NWH of HWH of Ber 10-2 4-1 '», <300 Arthur L Go.»!Willie to F P Hlx- A special meeting of the stockhold­ !on, NWH of Sec. 10-24-9; <10. ers of tbe Klamath Water Users' As­ Richard L Anderson to John Calla bau, EH of SEH *>i Sei 3|, and NW H <>f SWH of He«-. 32-40-1 1. <2850. Enterprise Land A investment Co. ito Burt E. Hawklna. block 10», Mills Add. to Klamath Falla; <1000 It does seem that women have more than a fair s I ihi «- of th«- aches and pains that afflict humanity, they must keep up." must attend to du- ties In spit« of constantly aching Nliuk«- Into Your Ntioes liticks. or headaches, dizzy spoils, b< nrlng-down pains; they must stoop Allen's Fool-Eaa«-. the antlM-ptlc pow- over, when to stoop means torture, i der. II « urea painful, smarting, ner- I hey must wulk and bend ami work vous feet, and InHtantly takes the w Ith racking pains urn! many aches sting out of corns and bunions, Il's from kidney Ills Kidneys cause mor«- th«- greatest comfort discovery of the ifferlng than any other organ of th«« age. Allen'a Foot-Ease mak«*s tight !t Is a cer -ody K«-«-p the kldmyr well and or new >*h«M*a feel easy K«*«-p th«- kldm-yi multitaim-d ii'-ultb 1» «•asily «-asily maintained Read tain cur«- for «weatlng. callous, swol- Always use* of a' t< in«««ly for kidneys only that ten, tired nthlng f<*«-t helps xml cur«-s th«- kidneys and Is It to break In new shoes Try it to-. i-iulorsed by iH*ople in thl« locality. day. 8«>ld everywhere. By mail for Don't accept any Mrs VI ll Roiimltr* > . ot Jackson- 25 eta. hi »la tn pa For FREE trial package villc. Ore , »ays But ka< mad«- substitute IB«- a burden for a l«mg linn-. I suf- addresa Allen 8 Olmstead, L«-Roy. f«*r* <1 so severely fr«im dull pains In N. V. my loins and hips that I could hardly FOIt SALE OR TKADE get mound I felt tired and worn out mid had n<> ambition to attend One bl.uk thoroughbred Percheron to my ordinary housewoi k It I at­ tempted to stoop, shin p twlngi-s dart- stallion In good condition. Call or id through tn«- and I was also sub- address J H SHORT. ject to spells of dizziness I used Box 296, Klamath Falls. many remedies, but obtained no re- 4-26 lief until I procure«! Ikiati's Kidney of their use wí-re KEKTOIC V||<>\ OF PIBLK’ MM* Pills. The r<-sults i better Ilian I ha«l hoped for. I Im- ] am prepared to furnish blue proved from i th«- first and when I had prints showing all vacant land» aoon taken th«- contents of three boxes I to be r< stored to the public domain »us completely cured I cad«sl out tbr moutb of Severo river, toward a point oo the Cbeaa peaks “Ye c th. thlr,” an old time colored man waa llaplng. "1 like to git a job workin' round tbat air Ice plant and see 'em make Ice with tire." "I’ll tell you bow It 1» done. It you would like to bear my explanation." said tbe white idid "Yre tb. thlr. I like to hear 'bout IL" "Well, In the first place, they have a tank of ammonia, to which a small amount of bent la applied It does not take much beat Io «-ouvert the am- Fred Janssen to Cheater L. Hovey, moula Into vapor, nod even tbat beat Is used up In caunlug tbr liquid to ex­ timber on SH of lot 3, Sec 4-37-9 pand Into a gaa. or become latent, at up to th«* «ear 1960 ; <10 It 1» calle«! so that tbe temperature Mary Janssen to Cheater L. Hovey, la out materially aff««cted timber on lot 2. Sec 4-37-9. up to "Now. aupfxtae tbe ammonia gas oc­ the year 1 860; <10. cupies a butidrvd time» as much Bpace Ioik«-Hid<- Co. to Rudolf Klina. part ua lb«- liquid ll ta evident tbat the of SEH <«f NEH and NEH of SEH liquid contain» a certalti amount of 14 1-11: BiBB beat, which 1» nftcrwart! dlxtributed of s- May Walters to A. W. Sutherland. over a hundred time« tb<- «pal'» brat e» a tinu the head to tench her subjectlou! zle. half interest in lot 2 and EH of I Later on a more tnode0te (?« castlgn NWH "I S.'< 81 and E' - of WH of | tlou was suggested, and three blows Sec. 16-39-10: $6480 with a broomstick became the custom Carrie Nelson to John W. Hamil- 1 -•'The Months of the Year." by Rev ton. part of lot 8, block 35. Nichols Pemberton Lloyd Add. I to Klamath Falls; $10 E M Bubh to Bert E Withrow. A New Scheme. half I Interest In WH *>f NWH and "Sinai for breach of promise. •h? SEH of NW H of Sec 11-37-9; $10 "Yep ' W E. White to C V. Nelson, lot "Any defense?" "Temporary Insanity, and I expect SW H j of NW H of Sec 21-39-10; to prove It by the love letters I wrote " <4200 -Louisville Courier-Journal. State of Oregon to Arthur L Good- sociation was held In the city la»t Saturday, at which the par valn t of the stock of the assdatlon was r«ii< d from <20 to <30 per share. On the matter of refunding the money paid Into the association for dues by the land owners of the Upper Project, It was voted that be not refunded, .he position being taken that the associa­ tion could not do so legally. it Is stated that suits will be filed to test the matter In the courts. mitice to < keoitokh In th«- County Court of the Stat»- of Oregon, for Klamath County. In the Matter of the Estate of Jessie M Arnett, Deceast-d. Notice la hereby given by the un­ dersigned. adminlNtrator of the «-state of Jessie M Arnett, deconsed, to the creditors of, and all iiersons having claims against, the said deceased, to exhibit them, with the proper vouch­ ers. within six months after the first publication of this notice, to the said administrator at his residence in the I City of Klamath Falla, Klamath | County, Oregon, the same being the place for the transaction of the busi- n«*ss of said estate. JOEL P ARNETT. Administrator of Said Estate 4-21-5-2C XOTH E the Stockholders ot Klamath Water Users' Association You are hereby notified that the following amendment to tbe By-Laws of the Klamath Water Users Associa­ tion will be submitted for your ac­ ceptance or rejection at the next an­ nual meeting of stockholders of said assiMiation to I m - held in the Houston Opera House, Klamath Falls. Oregon. ( on Friday, the 3rd day of June, 1910,! at the hour of 2 o'clock p. m . to-wit: [ That Section !. Article III. of said By-Laws be amended to read as fol­ lows: "The exercise of the corporate ¡low­ ers of this Association and the man­ agement of its affairs shall be v«?sted in a board of seven Directors elected to serve one year." I By order of Board of Directors, Klamath Water Users' Association By ALBERT E ELDER. , 4-28-6-2 Secretary. T«, EG4M4 FOR HALE Plymouth Rock eggs for setting, at Farmers' Exchange, or three miles southeast of town on Midland road LAURA MILLER. Klamath Falla. Ore It NOTH E TO < IlFDITOIts In tbe County Court of the State of Oregon, for Klamath County. In the Matter of the Estate of James M Arnett, Deceased. Notice la hereby given by the un­ dersigned. administrator of the estate of James M. Arnett, deceased, to the creditors of, and all persons having claims against, the said deceased, to exhibit them, with the proper vouch­ ers, within six months after the Irst publication of this notice, to the laid administrator at his residence in the City of Klamath Falls, Klamath County. Oregon, the same being th»- place for the transaction of the busi­ ness of said estate. JOEL P ARNETT. Administrator of Said Estate. 4-21-5-2« NOTICE «»I KALE OF STATE LANDS Notice Is hereby given that the Btate I^and Board will receive sealed blds until 11 o'clock a. m . June 28, 1910, for the following described swamp Inada, all in in T •5 *> •» s„ R 7H E lx»t 1 of Section 2; lots 1. 2 and 3, NEH of SEH of Section 3 all ot lots 1. 3, 4. 6, 6. 7 and 8, except the NWH of NEH of Section 10; all of lots 1, 3 and 4. except the NEH of SWH of Section 9; all of lots 1. 2. 3 and 4, except the NW H«f NWH of Section 28; all of lot» 1, 2, 3 and 4, except the SWH of NWH of Sec­ tion 29; all of lots 1, 3, 4 and 5. ex­ cept the SEH of NEH of Section 30 All bids must be accompanied by a regularly executed application to pur­ chase and at least one-fifth of the amount offered No bid for less than <20 pet acre will be considered. The right to rej««ct any and all bids is reserved. Applications and bids should be ad­ dressed to G. G. Brown. Clerk State I-and Board. Salem. Oregon, and marked "Application and bid to pur­ chase swamp lands." G G BROWN, Clerk State Land Board. April 14. 1910. 4-21-6-23 10-19000 ‘ K A M NOTICE OF RESTORATION OF PUBLIC LANDS TO SETTLEMENT AND ENTRY.—Department of the Interior, General Land Office, Wash­ ington, D. C-, March 30, 1910.—No- tice is hereby given that the Secre­ tary of the Interior has vacated de­ partmental order ot withdrawal in so SALE OF TIMBER —Portland. far as the same affects the withdrawal Oregon, April 21, 1910.—Sealed bids for irrigation purposes under the act of June 17, 1902 (32 Stat.. 388), for mark«*d outside ' Bid. Timber Sale use in connection with the Klamath Application, April 6, 1910, Crater." Project. Oregon-Calif., ot the follow­ and addressed to the District For­ ing described lands in the State of ester, Forest Service, Portland. Ore­ Oregon and by his authority such of said tracts as have not been hereto­ gon. will be received up to and includ­ fore finally restored and are not oth­ ing the 28th day of May. 1910, for erwise withdrawn, reserved, or appro­ all of the merchantable dead timber priated. will be subject to settlement standing or down and ail the live under the public land laws of th«- United States on and after July 2. timber marked for cutting by the 1910, but shall not be subject to en­ Forest officer, located on an area to try. filing, or selection until August be definitely designat«*d by the Forest 1, 1910. at the United States land officer before cutting begins of ap­ office at Lakeview, Oregon, warning being expressly given that no person proximately 400 acres on the east will be permitted to gain or exercise V»TI< E OF SALE OF STATE slope of Pelican Butte within the EH any right whatever under any settle­ of Sec. 10 and the WH of Sec. 11, ment or occupation begun after IiANDH T. 35 8.. R 6 E„ W. M.. in the Crater March 22, 1910, and prior to July 2. — 1910. all such settlement or occupa­ Notice is hereby given that the National Forest, Oregon; estimated tion being forbidden: Willamette Stat«- l-and Board will receive sealed to be 2.702.000 ft. B. M of wretern Principal Meridian—T. 37 S.. R. 7 blds until 11:00 o'clock a. m., August yellow pine. 1.313,000 ft. B. M of E., all Secs. 6. 7, 8^10 and 23 aud 1. 1910. for the following described white fir. 126.000 ft. B. M of Doug­ 26 to 35 inclusive. T. 39 S„ R. 8 E NH NEH. NH N’WH Section las fir. 40,000 ft. B. M of incense 13; NH NEH and WH Sec. 14: school lands, to-wit cedar. 8,000 ft. B M. of sugar pine, All of Section 16. T. 25 S.. R 7 E NH NEH. NWH and WH SWH All bids must be accompanied by ' live saw timber, and 280.000 ft. B. i I Sec. 22; NWH. SEH. NWH Sec a regularly executed application to' M. of dead saw timber, log scale, 28 ' NH Sec 29; NH, EH SWH. W H SE H and NE H »E H Sec 30 purchase end at least one-fifth of the more or less. No bid of less than and SEH Sec. 36 T. 40 S., R. 8 <3.20 per .M ft. B M. for both live E . EH NWH and NEH Sec. 1; WH amount offered. No bid for less than <15.00 per and dead timber will be considered, SWH Sec 7; WH SWH Sec. 27; and a deposit of One Thousand Dol- NH NEH - SWH NEH. EH NWH acre will be considered and SEH Sec 3?. T. 39 S.. R. 9 E The right is reserved to reject any ! lars ( <1.000.00), payable to the or- all Sec. 1; EH. NWH. EH SWH der of the First National Bank Of Sec 2; all Sec 5; NH. SWH. WH and all bids. Applications and bids should be ad-' Portland. Oregon, must be sent to SEH See. 8; NH SWH and SWH See dressed to G G Brown, Clerk Stat«- that bank for ««ach bid submitted to SE H See. 9; EH NEH and NWH 11; NH. NEH SWH and NEH Timber upon SEH Soc 12: EH NEH Sec. 13 Land Board. Salem. Oregon, and the District Forester marked "Application and bid to pur­ valid claims is exempted from sale. NWH NEH. NEH NH NWH, SWH For further information and regula­ NWH Sec. 17; all Sc 18; WH NEH chase stat«« lands." tions governing sales address Forest WH and WH SEH Sec 19: SWH G. G. BROWN. NEH - SEH NWH. EH SW H . W H Supervisor. Crater National Forest, SEH and SEH SEH Sec. 28; NH Clerk State Land Board Dated April 22. 1910 4-28-7-28 ; Medford. Oregon —GEO H. CECIL, NH SWH NH SEH Sec 30; SWH Acting District Forester 4-28-5-26 SWH Sec 31: NEH. EH NWH and EH SEH Sec 33; SEH NWH XOTICF FOR PIKLICATION WH NWH and SWH Sec 34. T NOTICE 35 S. R 7H E.. lots 1, 2. 3. 4 and Lakeview 02956 the SWH SWH Sec 16. T. 40 S To the Stockholders of the Klamath R. 9 E WH SWH. Sec I; SEH Not coal land NEH. SWH SEH EH SEH Sec 2. Water Users’ Association. Department ot the Interior. United SWH NEH Sec. 3. SH SWH. SWH States latnd Office at Lakeview. You are hereby notified that a spe­ SEH Sec. 5: NH NWH SWH. EH SWH. SEH Sec. 6; NEH NEH Set Oregon. April 22. 1910 cial meeting of the stockholders of 7; WH NEH NWH NEH SWH Notice is hereby given that Frank the Klamath Water Users' Associa- and SEH Sec 8; SWH and W’_ Irish, whose postoffice address is i tion will be held in the Houston SEH Sec 9; EH NEH Sec. 11. Klamath Falls. Oregon, did. on the I Opera House. Klamath Falls, Oregon, NWH. NH SWH and SWH SW H 24th day of January. 1910, file in this Saturday, April the 16th, 1910? at Sec 12; NWH NWH and 8W SWH Sec 13. EH NEH, sw H office his Sworn Statement and Ap- ; the hour of 2 o'clock p. m. for the SWH SEH SEH Sec. 14; NE H plication. No. 02956. to purchas«« the purpose of increasing the par value SH SWH. SH SEH Sec. 15 Wli WH NWH, Section 35. Township 38 of the shares of stock of the said NEH. WH and SEH Sec. 16; EH 8. Rang.' 10 E. Willamette Meridian. | association from the sum of <20 per NEH and NEH SEH Sec. 1" E‘4. NWH and EH SWH Sec. 21; all and th«- timber thereon, under the share to the sum of <30 per share, Sec 23; SWH SWH Sec 22. NH provisions of th«- act of June 3. 1878. and for the further purpose of au- j NEH and NWH Sec 24; NEH EH «nd acts amendatory, known as the thorizing the Board of Directors of | NWH. NWH NWH. NWH SEH "Timber and Stone Law," at such the said association to levy assess-1 EH SEH Sec 27: NEH NEH Sec st; NBM NEH Sec. 34; NH. NEt. valu«« as might be fixed by appraise ments against the stock subscriptions BWM and SE1, Bee. 35. T. 41 S. ment, and that, pursuant to such ap- of the said association sufficient in R 9 E.. NEH. SEH NWH. NEH plication, the land and timber there- amount and against each and every SWH. NWH SEH and SH SEH 1; NEH NEH Sec. 2; and NE H on have been appraised. June 14. share subscribed to reimburse and to Sec NEH Sec 12. T. 41 S., R. 10 E 1909. th«- timber estimated at 435.-, pay back to the stock subscribers un­ SH NWH and SH Set- 4; NWH 000 board feet at $.75 per M. and the der what is known as the "Upperl Sec 6; NEH and NEH NWH Set land al $44.00; that said applicant Project” such amount or amounts as' 9; NWH Sec. 10. T 37 S.. R. 1:! T. 38 S.. R. 13 E„ all Sec« will offer final proof In su|M>rt of his such subscrib««r or subscribers have i E.. all. “ 1 to 12; 14 to 23 and 27 to 33 in- application and sworn statement on from time to time paid to said asso-1 elusive. T 38 S . R 14 E.. all Secs the 3 0th day of June, 1910, before elation upon the assessments made 1 to 15. 22 to 27 and 34 to 36 in- R M Richardton, U S. Commteaion- and levied by the Board of Directors! elusive. T. 39 S . R. 14 E„ all Secs 1. 2. 11, 12. 13, 14. 24. 25 and 31 rr. at Klamath Falls. Oregon of said association for the accom-1 to 36 inclusive, T 39 S . R. 15 E Any person is at liberty to protest plishment of the purposes of this as­ all. T 37 S R. 10 E.. E . all Secs 11 this purchase before entry, or initiate sociation; said stock subscribers be- to 17. 19 to 23 and 25 to 36 inclu­ a contest at any time before patent ! in,4 limited to those whose stock sub- sive. T. 38 8.. R. 10 E.. all Secs. I issues, by filing a corroborated affi- j sc: ’ptions are hereafter canc«-l'«d by to 6. 8 to 16, 23 to 25 inclusive and Sec. 36 T. 38 S . R 11 H E, all Secs davit in this office, alleging facts the Secretarv of the Interior 6, 7. 18 and 28 to 33 Inclusive. S V which would defeat the entry. PROUDFIT. Acting Commissioner ol ALBERT E. ELDER. FRANK \RTHUR W. ORTON. S «rotary Klamath Water Us-«r.«' As- the Gen. Lapd Office. PIERCE, First Assistant Secretary of 4-28-6-30 Register. I sociatton. 8-104-14 the Interior 4-21-6-30