Klamath republican. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1896-1914, March 24, 1910, Image 5

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    BUGGING A BIG TIGEB
The Jungle Monarch Was Trap­
ped Lolling In His Bath.
A FEAT OF MARKSMANSHIP.
Only th» Brute’* Head Showed Above
the Water, and the Well Plaoed Bul­
let, Fired From an Elephant, Entered
the Noetrll and Broke Hi* Neck.
AN INFANT PRODIGY.
KEELHAULING.
Sir John Cvelyn’* Tribute to HI* Won­
derful Child.
An Old Tim* Form of Punishment For
Offending Salloi*.
Of nil ill« siorlc* of Infant marvel*
tho moot touching I* thill told by Hr
John Evelyn In bl* illnry when he r«
-ortl* In III* quaint, dlgulth-d style tbv
dentil of hl* wonderful little lioy:
"Died my dear« *on Richard, to our
liiexprtniMlbh- grlcfe mid ninirtlon. tlw
year* nmi Ihrcednys om-ly. mil nl Him
teiidvr nge n prodigy for win aud
learning Tu give ouly a lltlle tnxtt-
of them mid thereby glory to God,
*en*e of God. at two and n halfe old
he could |M*rfectly rend« uuy of ye
Ktigllali Millie or French or Gothic
lull er*, pronouncing the first three
language* oanctly 11« hud liefore Hi«
fifth ycare or in flint yenre got l>y
heart nlinoat th« entire vocabularle of
luilln nnd French primitive* mid
word*, culd make congruous *yntnt.
turtle English Into ijHiue. nnd vl< ■>
versa. construe nnd prove whnt be
read nnd did the government mid use
of relntlves.
vertiee. nulmtautl vex.
ell|Hie* nnd uinny figures nnd trope*
aud innda connldernble progress In Co-
uieulu*' .lamia, began for hltnnclf to
writ« legibly nnd bud it atrouge p*»
aloti fur Greek. Aa to bl.» piety, avion
lahlng were til* applicallon* of Hcrlp-
lure to the occasion, lie declaimed
ugnlust yc'vnnIHra of tho world before
be had seen« nuy. Ko early know I
edge, so much piety aud perfection I
Buch a child I never sow, and for
such n child I bless« God. In whoa»
bosom he to.”—Exchange.
Very few | ht » oiix know whin keel-
Imulliig Is. but before Hie advent ot
strum it u>i* >i rei'iignland form of
puulaiiinent for offending *nll<>r* and
more to I«- d remits! Him even the cut
o' nine lull*
A line wu* pusssd lienoath the ship
from port to xinrlxnird *!<!<•, leaving
b I hi UI ii foot of MliK-k under the keel.
The unfort utiiHe tar’* feet were se­
curely tied together and hl* arm*
lu*b«d behind III* buck. In thl* belje
lea* condition b« wu* ntiiu hrd to tbe
end of the line mid drop|>r<l uverbourd
In the smothering m - ii * to tie hauled
along under lb« xhlp. bumping and
scraping ugiilnst ill« bottom In the
procea* uiiHI be wne ynnki*l up on the
opiMmlt« wide Th« punishment was
repeated until the victim became un­
conscious from fright or bruises, and
sometimes by » refinement of cruelty
he was allowed to remain under the
ship for a full minute until tie was all
but drowned
Tho ship uever was
stopped while a Bailor wa* being keel­
hauled. and If sometimes th« strain on
the Illi« wa* too great and It parted,
leaving him to go down bound an«t
helpless to an ocean grave, nobody
was held responsible for tit* death but
ft wa* reported In the log a* an "act
of Providence.”
Keelbnullng was great sport for tbe
captain and mates, but the mariner
who once survived tb« experience took
good csre never to do anything to
merit ouch a terrible punishment
sgaln.—New York Preen.
An lutcresllug account of u tiger
liuut I m glvcu by olio who hud u wldu
••i|M>rh<n<'<> In limiting tlila moat dan
gerolia of Iwnata
Mounted u | m > ii els-
l>bmita. Hie writer mid lila conipnnlona
had boeli In-tillng tile Jungle without
making a find until, ua they were
about |o giro up Ilin scurrli. n sudden
dlaturloin. e mnoiig the «*h*|>htint>» up
I'carivl to betoken h tiger near nt
Land tilting direction* to the other*
na to th- order of inarching their ele
I haiitx, iho writer ordered hl* tun
liout to turn Into the thick fonihered
fotingo lo the left III acuri II of n p< <»!
<>f water which ho remcml "red to lie ¡
i here
There wax u alight descent to n long
but mu tow liulluw ubuul IJiiy w al*t>
yard* wide. Thia wa* filled with clear
water for au uukuowu lungth.
I wo* Juat about to make a remark
when, Inutead of speaking, I gently
grn*|>cd the mahout by the brad a» I
loaned over the liowdali and by till*
signal atopped the elephant.
HELPING A SCULPTOR.
There waa n remarkable alght.
About 120 yard* distant on my right The Favor Falguter* Did For Young
the head and neck of n largo tiger,
Macmonnloe.
clean and beautiful. re|>o*cd aixivo the
When Mucmounle*. the American
surfaco of tho water, while the body
sculptor, was a young tnnn working lu
waa cooling. coticcalcd from view
l’aria Falgulero. the famous French
liar» wa* our friend enjoying til*
sculptor,
on ouo occasion entered hi*
quiet bath, while we had been pound
Ing away up aud down the jimglea atelier and found there a beautiful
Diana thut bad bceu for months "on
which ha h id left
"Fire at him.” whispered the ma­ the stocks" and wa* approaching u
hout, "or you will lone liltu! lie will perfrctlou measurably satisfactory to
tho sculptor hltnself.
■ee um atid lie off.”
Falgulern became so absorbed lu the
“Hold your tongue!" I answered
"ile can't *ee u*. for the aun I* at our work liefore him a* to forget that It
back and I* shining In hla eye«. Boo was not hl* own. Ilo begau to twist
and pull the dnlnty limbo of Diana thl*
how greeu they are.”
At thl* moment the tiger quietly rose way and thnt. to punch tier In the rib*,
from bl* bath and sat up on end like turn her queenly head—for alio was
n dog I never saw such a xlgtit. Illa then only In clay, of courae. aud sue
head was beautiful, and the eye* ceptlble to Impressiona—until at last
shone like two green electric light* a* he bad prixluccd tbe very poso he de­
“There, my friend; I like her
the auu'S rays reflected from them, sired
but hl* huge body waa dripping with better so." lie cried, mid skipped out
muddy water, ua he had tieen reelin of the studio
lie hnd really Intend cd to do Sine
Ing it|M>n tlie nlluvlnl Ivittom
For quite a minute the tiger »at up montilo* a favor and hnd Indeed paid
In the **iue position. At last, as If him the greatest compliment of which
satisfied that be wa* In safety and so be was capable, but the young sculp
elusion, he once more lay down with tor waa lu distress, for on comparing
only the bead and neck et|M>*ed alxive the remodeled Diana with a photo
the surface.
graph of Falgulcre’e statue of the
”Ra< k the elephant gently, but do same character bu found the French
not turn around," I w ttto¡x*red
im­ man tied unconsciously made a prac­
mediately the elepliant backed through tical replica of tho other
Macmon-
the feathery bi mu risk without tho nics did uot rest uutll he bad restored
slightest sound, nnd we found our- hla statue to Its original poso.
nelves outside the Jungle. Wo could
breattie frwly.
Billy Rie* and a Pin.
"(Jo ou. now. quite gently till 1 pres*
Billy nice, the negro minstrel, used
your head, then turn to the right, de to tel. the story of a tnnn who picked
Mcendiug through the tamnrlak till 1 up a pin no lie wa* leaving tbe office
again touch your turban.”
of a great mere bn ut after an unsuc­
1 counted the elephant's paces as abe cessful quest for work.
The mer­
moved softly parallel with tin* Jungle chant, seeing tbo man a action from
until I felt sure of my dlntance
A the window, called him back and gave
slight pressure u|x»n tbo mahout's him employment, which kindness he
head and the elephant tn rued to the rrpnld by tiecoming owuer of the en­
right. The waving plume* of the dark tire bu«lnes* lu an Incredibly abort
green tamnrlak divided a* wo gently time.
moved forward, and in another mo­
Hilly used to end hla story by say­
ment we stopped There was the tiger ing that be tried that scheme once
in the oatm- |x»*ltlon. exactly facing w hen tie was looking for work, drop­
me, but now about seventy-five pare» ping a pin carefully on tbe floor a*
distant
bo entered
lie stated hla want* to
"Keep tie elephant quite *teady." 1 tbo proprietor, who not only had no
whispered. and, sitting down upon the employment to offer him. but remark
howdali seat. 1 took a rest with tite ed to hla partner aa Rice picked up
rifle upon the front bar of the gun the pin:
rack
A pleco of tamarisk kept wav
"Say. If that fellow’s so small aa to
iug lu H m > v.Uiil Just lu front of II m steal n p!n off tho floor, how much do
rifle beyond my reach. Tbo mahout you think he’d leave lu my till?"
leaned forward and gently licnt It
down. Now nil was clear. The tiger's
Damascus, “City of Magic.”
«ye* were like green glaaa. The etc
Au orient«I city of magic called up
phaiit for a moment stiM>d like stone
by a slave of the lamp to realize one's
i touched the trigger.
dream
of the orient; a city ethereally
There wn* no response to tile loud re-
port of alt drama of powder from the lovely, exquisitely eastern, ephemeral,
"fiveseven seven” rifle, no splash In to be blown away by a breath like a
tuft of thlstledowu, uot white, but
the unbroken surface of the water
The tiger's head was still there, but delicately pal« with a pallor holding
In a different attitude, one-half below the faintest hint of a sen shell flush; a
tho surface and only one cheek and city alcuder. calm, almost mystic In Its
fragile grace, act In the heart of a
one large eye still glittering like an
great wond«r of greeu, a maze of
emerald above.
bright and ardent woods, beyond ;
Upon cxaniluatlon It proved that
which lie tbe desert spaces—this la
there wa* no hole whatever In that
Damascus from the mountain of .lebcl
tiger, the bullet having entered the
Kasyun. It bolds oue almost breath-
nostril, broken the neck and run along
leas seen thut from afar. — Robert
the laxly. The animal consequently
Hlcbena In Century.
had never moved.
This tiger when laid out straight, but
A Permanent Position.
without being pulled to Increase Its
“Mr. Smith.” epoke up the young
length, measured exactly nine feet
and eight Inches from nose to tall.— lawyer, ”1 come here aa a representa­
tive of your neighbor Tom Jones, with
Tonth’s Companion.
tho commission to collect a debt due
him."
Hi* Last Request.
”1 congratulate yon." answered Mr.
Charles Dickens used to relate an
Smith,
“on obtaining so permanent a
anecdote of tbo last moments of Faun- 1
tleroy, the great banker, banged for , job at such an early stage In yonr ca-
forgery In JH24. Hla elegant dinners
had always been followed by some re
markable and matchless curacao, the
source of which he kept a deep secret.
Three of bls boon companions bad an
Interview with him In tbo condemned
coll tbe day t>efore bls execution. They
wore about to retire when tbo moat
impressive of tbe three stepped back
and said; "Fauntleroy, you stand on
tbo verge of the grave. Remember
tho text, my dear man, that ’we
brought nothing Into this world, and
It is certain we can take nothing out.’
Have you any objection, therefore, to
tell me now, a* a friend, where yon
got that curacao?"
Life Is fruitful in tbe ratio In which
it to laid out In uoble action or patient
pernor eranee.—Llddon.
Bl.MMONH
—
In tho Circuit Court of the State of
Oregon, for the County of Klamath.
OVERTAXED
It’s a Risky Business For the
Man Who Doesn’t Know.
LURING ON AN “EASY MARK.”
Ths Story of How a Rich American
We* Worked by a Crafty Oriental
Salesman—Undar th* Mystic Spall of
th* Dim, Rtligiou* Light.
lluiiilri-il* of Klumutli Fall* K<-ii<l<-rx Georg” H. Merryman, Plaintiff, vs.
Know What It Mean*
Geo. E. Allen, Defendant.
To Geo. E. Allen, defendant, above
Thi- kidneys are overtaxed;
( named: In the name of the State of
Have too much to do.
' Oregon: You are hereby required to
They tell about it in many aches appear and answer the Complaint
filed against you In the above en-
-and pains —
j titled action on or before Thursday,
Backache, sldeache, headache.
the 24th day of March. A. D. 1910,
Early symptoms of kidney His
that being the last day for the publi­
Urinary troubles, diabetes, Brights cation of this summon* and the last
i day of tbe time within which the dc-
(lixcase follow.
The statement below show* vuu a i fendant Is permitted to answer as
fixed by the order of the Court for
cer'aln cure.
publication of summons herein; and
Mrs." Zula Herzog, Oregon Mt . If you fall so to appear and answer,
Yreka, Cal., *ays;
"i suffered for i the plaintiff will take judgment
some time from kidney trouble. My against you for the sum of three
back wa* very lame and a constant hundred dollars, with Interest there-
i on at the rate of ten per cent per
feeling of lansltude clung to me con­ annum from and after November 11,
stantly. I tried one remedy and then A. D. 1909, and for reasonable attor­
another in my efforts to get relief ney's fee* and for the costs and dis­
but to no avail.
I felt miHerable bursements In this action; and for an
• order of this Court, that certain per-
nearly all the time and it wa* only Honal property, to-wlt. one automo­
with great effort that I performed bile, and fixtures and attachments, a*
my housework. I at last saw Doan's well as all the appliances, tool* and
Kidney Pills advertised for such Instruments, belonging to you and
trouble aud procured a box. I used I used upon or about the said automo-
! bile, attached under and by virtue of
them as directed and In less than two a certain attachment writ Issued here-
weeks, I felt like a different woman. ■ in, be subjected to the payment of
.The terrible weakness in my back any judgment that plaintiff may ob-
and hips disappeared and my kidneys tain herein.
This summons is published in the
| were soon restored to a normal con­ 1 Klamath Republican, a weekly news-
dition.
I am now enjoying good ' paper printed and published at Klam­
health and cannot praise Doan's Kid­ ath Falls, Klamath County, State of
Oregon, by order of Honorable George
ney Pills too highly."
1 Noland, Judge of said Court, said or­
For sale by all dealers. Price 50
der dated the 5th day of February,
cents.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, , 1910, directing such summons to be
New York, sole agents for the United so published for six consecutive
i weeks, the first publication to be on
States.
Remember the name—Doan's—and the 10th day of February, A. D. 1910.
H. M. MANNING,
take no other.
Attorney for the Plaintiff, Postoffice
and Residence Address, Klamath
Word wa* received Friday evening
Falls, Oregon.
2-10-3-2 4
from J. E. Swanson, of tbe Klamath
NOTICE.
barber shop, who to visiting in Los
Angeles, stating that he expected to
Partie* wishing sagebrush land
be home with hto family about the clearer call on or write,
W. W. MASTEN,
first of April.
11-ttf
Klamath Falla. Or*.
Mr. and Mrs. McReynolds were In
the city Friday from
Poe Valley,
where they recently bought a ranch.
Mr. McReynolds is breaking and seed­
ing a large acreage.
Writing of "The I’aaslng of the An­
tique Bug" In the Century. John Kim­
berly Mumford tell* thl* story:
It I* beyond question cheaper to buy
In America your rug and tbe ingenious
tale that goe* with It than to wait on-
til you vl*lt Constantinople or Smyrna
or Cairo or Tiflis
They are much
more nklllful and insinuating over
there
They IWtve tbe advantage of
local color and environment, and your
common sense I* under tbe spell of the
east to begin with.
Here 1* un Incident to Illustrate. A
(»arty of rich American* arrived in
Cairo one day several winters ago oo
a yachting trip and |»a*xed a week or
more lu sightseeing. One of them bad
Just finlxhed a palatial bouse uot far
j from New York and throughout Eu­
rope had Ixjugbt marbles nud bronzes,
woodwork nnd velvet* for It with a
lavish hand. The jouruey to Cairo
wa* made In order to secure rug*
What happened to best told In tbe
words of a dealer in the bazaar, from
HIS WIFE’S TRIUMPH.
whoa: I bad IL
“There was a fellow In our con­
A Memento Thst Wse Inspiring to cern.” he said, “who wa* nlways buy­
John Richard Green.
ing ulghtmares, and 1 bad to work
It has beeo tin- fate of tnsuy men of myself black In tbe face to get rid of
letters to have III health bearing them them. The week before the Ameri­
down aa they struggle on toward lit­ cans came this chap bad takeo In a
erary achievements. Thus beset to re­ shocking;» bad pair of Klrinau*. enor­
cent times were Ktevenson. Richard mously big. new and. to my mind, ut­
Jeffries and J R. Green.
Each of terly unsalable.
When tbe bead of
these. It liappeiii*!, bad a high hearted tbe house saw them be held up bi*
wife to keep him up. even to help him bands s:.<d shouted. 'Get rid of those
with tbe actual tabor of writing. “Tbe thing* for a hundred pounds to tbe
Life and lu-tter* of J. II. Greeu” abow first person who’ll buy them.'
forth a great and sweet man. They
“So I rolled them up and put them
show, too. a wife whose sympathy and one side, intending to send them to a
fortitude helped to muko bl* accom­ commission man In the bazaar to un­
load. Next morning In came Money­
plishment possible.
In copying tho rent amount of manu­ bags from New York with his wtioie
Don't Get Kun Down
lie said be wanted to see Weak and miserable.
script of her husband's books Mrs. company
If you have
Green contracted writer's cramp and the best carpets I bad. aud be saw . Kidney or Bladder trouble. Dull
waa forced to stop using her right them. I turned tbe place Inside out. pains. Dizziness, Nervousness, Pains
hand This looked like a Anal obsta­ Nothing pleased him. for tbe reason
in the back, and feel tired all over,
cle tn tbe way of the Invalid, who did that I made the common mistake of
get
a package of Mother Gray's Al’K-
much of bls thinking In bed and could showing him too much. He thought I
not write himself.
But Mra. Greeu bad something bidden away, so he TIIALI.VN-I.E\F. the pleasant herb
set to work at once learning to write winked me over into one corner and cure. It never fails. We have many
told me who he was. 'Now,' said be, testimonials from grateful people
with her left hand.
One of her first practice pages, which ’I want you to limber up. I want tbe who have used this wonderful rem­
she was about to destroy with tbe rest, best, nnd I don't mind price If 1 get edy. As a regulator it has no equal.
her husband took quietly and put tn what suits me.'
Ask for Mother Gray's Australian-
"1 wan In despair, for 1 had actually
bls pocket. Yenra afterward when 111
Leaf at Druggists or sent by mail
shown
tbe
tnan
every
carpet
I
had.
health seemed unbearable and lu dis­
for
50 cts. Sample FREE. Address.
couragement be felt that be could oot All of a sudden I thought of these two
work be used to tuke out that piece of freak* baled away the day before. I The Mother Gray Co.. LeRoy. N. Y.
paper, a living record of bls wife's tri­ almost laughed In bls face, but finally
umph over difficulty. When be saw I pulled my mouth down and began
Mrs. Samuel Hines and children
tbe paluful. pa He tit strokes by which salaaming and asked him why in tbe left on Friday's train for Oakland.
Mra. Greeu had learned to write with world he hadn’t told me who he was 1 Cal.
her left hand he could work on with in tbe beginning, then 1 shouldn't have
wasted hto time and abused bis pa­
something near to Inspiration.
Mrs. Woodin was a passenger on
tience so.
Friday morning s train for Dusmulr.
"He grinned triumphantly. ’1 thought
Poison of tho Centipod.
Tbe centlped is popularly supposed you bad them,' be said.
Mrs. Neff, wife of the forester of
“‘But.’ said I, 'It will take a little
to carry a sting on each foot, but I
this
district, is a visitor in the city.
have several times haudled one after time to get at them, and I must ask
ita bead was removed without tbe 1 you and your friends to wait pa-
You know what a good teacher
claws producing any result It la the ' tlently.’
"They waited, and I tell you for tbe I means to a child. You know what
first pair of claws only that are ven­
omous. being hollow and provided with next half hour tbe men around that he means to a community. We must
poison bag* like a snake's fang. Tbe shop earned tbelr pay. We went up­ have schools and we must have
largest I ever saw was eleven Inches stairs and unrolled those two rugs. teachers. The Normal School ques­
In length, n grewsome creature. A bite We bad a great big curtain of green tion is now submitted free from poli-
from one of this size would most like­ plush, which we bung against tbe Itics.
That's the way you want it
ly have been fatal to a man In weak wall. Then wo pressed tbe carpets
health. Tbe tarantula, though hla out and put them up against tbe cur­ kept. If you pay taxes on $1.000, it
powers of offense are nothing like tain. That, you know, is worth 50 pec will cost you 4 cents a year to main­
those of the scorpion or centlped. to. cent to tbe looks. Then we adjusted tain the State Normal at Monmoutb.
however, a more unpopular character tbe lights and stationed men all Vote Y«* on this bill,
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than either. Tbe horror of these large arounu *o look as sole mu as worship­
—
spider* eutertalned by many people to ers. Nobody was to speak above a FOR SALE CHEAP—New boat, aux­
curious aud unaccountable.
I have whisper, and every man was to mur-
iliary, seating capacity 15
Ad­
seen Australian buabmen, who in | mur 'Masballab!’ at appropriate inter- dress W. M. Knight. Fort Klamath,
i
vals.
everyday life scarcely seemed to un­
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"When everything was ready I ush­ Ore.
derstand danger, turn white aa a sheet
ered
tbe
customers
up
and
on
tiptoe
at tbe sight of a small "triantelope.”
led them in. There to no doubt about
ns they called It.- Chambers’ Journal.
Ii. G. Laughlin arrived last Friday
IL tbe effect was fine. At first every- night from Stockton, Cal.
i body was still. It was like a church.
Practice end Preaching.
” 'Ah.* said the great man. 'that to
When the late Ittsbop Hare was pre­
NOTICE
siding over a Methodist Episcopal what 1 came for. I knew you bad
church lo New York city a large re­ them. You needn't tell me the price.
ception was given in hla honor to Just send them to tbe yacht at Alex- To the Stockholders of the Klamath
Water Users’ Association.
which n brother of hla, a lawyer, who : andrla.'
"That night I went up to tbe hotel
closely resembled th« bishop, waa In­
You are hereby notified that a spe­
where they were stopping and got bls
vited.
cial meeting of the stockholders of
During tbe evening a member of the check for 00.000 francs for tbe pair. the Klamath Water Users' Associa­
confereuce who bad never met the And that wasn’t tbe best of IL I bad
tion will be held in the Houston
bishop's brother approached him and, got Into my stride then, and while be
Opera House. Klamath Falls, Oregon,
shaking him warmly by tbe band, was busy annexing tbe Klrmans I bad
tbe porters bring up seven of tbe car­ Saturday, April the 16th, 1910, at
said:
"Good evening. Bishop Flare. 1 great­ pets be bad refused downstairs and 1 the hour of 2 o’clock p. m. for the
ly enjoyed tbe sermon you gave us to­ showed them tn that dim religious purpose of increasing the par value
day.
It to juat what this church light, unrolling them as if they bad of the shares of stock of the said
been sacred and sighing soulfully every j association from the sum of $20 per
needs.”
”Tou are mistaken tn the person,” now and then. He bought the whole share to the sum of $30 per share,
said the brother, smiling, as be point­ seven and to tbe day of bls death fully and for the further purpose of au­
ed to th* bishop on th* oppoatt* aid* believed that 1 was tbe original wlxard
thorising the Board of Directors of
of the room, “that to th* man who of the ea*L”
the said association to levy assess-
preaches. I practice.”
meats against the stock subscriptions
KtHwatto of Latter*.
Eighty years ago the etiquette of of the said association sufficient In
A Leng Jeb.
“Where have yon been for *o long?” tetters waa far more rigid than now. amount and against each and every
Tho Goealporo.
Even the twopenny post was not con­ share subscribed to reimburse and to
asked the head man of the menagerie.
“They say she will create no end of
“Been watching one of the animal* sidered good enough for correspond ! pay back to the stock subscribers un­
gossip.”
clear hto throat str,” replied th* at­ ence addressed to persons of any der what is known as the "Upper
’’Welt. I guess tbe jobbers In that
standing,
in her "Reminiscences of
tendant
Project” such amounf or amounts as
community will bo able to handle her
“But does It take half an hour for an an Octogenarian" Mis* Louisa Pack*
output”—Louisville Courier-Journal.
tells u* that when her father had oc­ such subscriber or subscribers have
i animal to clear Ita throat?”
"Tea. air; it was th* giraffe, sir.”— casion to write to Londoners In hto from time to time paid to said asso-
A Tip Ho Wanted.
own class of life tbe letter was al­ ' elation upon the assessments made
Yonkers Statesman.
Artist (to burglar, who I* making
ways conveyed by a servant not for ■ and levied by the Board of Directors
away with paintings)— Er-by the
any reasons of urgency, but because I of said association for the accom­
Mean.
way, If you should manage to dispose
Th* Bride (from Chicago)—Thia to the post was considered a vulgar me­ plishment of the purposes of this as-
of them would you mind sending me my third bridal tour. The Groom- dium of communication for person* I soclation; said stock subscribers be­
yonr customer's address?— Life.
Welt my dear, I hope that it will be residing in the same city and only to ing limited to those whose stock sub­
your last Tbe Bride (bursting into be used for the conveyance of letters
scriptions are hereafter cancel'cd by
to the country.—London Chronicle.
Had Shown Good Bonce.
tear*)—You selfish thing 1— Puck.
Hie Secretary of the Interior.
Hewitt—That rich old fool wouldn't
ALBERT E. ELDER.
let me marry hla daughter. Jewett-
A hope!*** man la deserted by him­
■very man should keep a fair ataed
Well. be may be rich and old, but he’s cemetery tn which to bury tbe faults self, aud be who deserts htaiMlf to Sxretary Klamath Water Users' As­
ao fool.-New York Timas.
sociation.
3-10-4-14
of hto friend».—Henry Ward Beecher. soon deserted by hl* friend*
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&.
MITCHELL
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Office CrlMler-Sltlu Balldlu*
Phone 726
C. C. BROWER
ATTORNEY AND
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KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON
ROOMS 7 A 8, MURDOCK BLDG
WILL A. LEONARD
DENTIST
White-Maddox Bldg.
DR. C. P. MASON
DENTIST
Office in American Bank A Trust Com
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PHONE 614
KLAMATH FALLS
OREGON
R
M.
RICHARDSON
United States Commissioner
i
TIMBER AND HOMESTEAD
PROOF TAKEN
1 Office, Third and Main, opposite Citj
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Telephone 301.
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ATTORNEYS AT LAW
American Bank
and Trust Bldg.
KLAMATH FALLS * OREGON
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