KLAMATH REPUBLICAN ODD ELECTION SIGNS. Th» Fat» of th» Onoida. One of the most extmurdinary cat»» trophies timi tune befallen vessel» of Th» Signa Ar» In Washington, th» tlie United Stilles destroyed I lie sloop El»ctiona Elaawhara. E. J. MURRAY, Editor of war OlieldU III IS<>11. She wii» hound “Of course w» don't have any elec- homeward, with a Jolly ship's civili- ' I tlons of our own." «aid a intuì from pntiy. enger tn »ee wives nini sweet- ' nt Klamath Fulls, in the Htato of Oregon. nt tho closn of biiHlnoMS, Washington. "but w<> have electlou In­ heurt» mid limile mud ouce more, .lanuiiry 31, I »10. ot |>ort »lie was j when not far out timations. if I may call them that, which can’t be duplicated anywhere struck by tlie British steamer Bombay TWO DOLLARS PER YEAR IN ADVANCE. III SOI III i s coming in The stem of tlie Bombay else lu the country. “You see. when we Wasliingtoulaiis cut off tlie stern of tlie Oneida. The Mhlp waa sinking rapidly, and guns of l.oaiis and Discount» I tiN.344 53 All commuuicatiqns submitted for publication in the column» of this want to vote we've got to do It some distress wen» immedinteiy tired, but ■ u,i |6 Honda, »«curiiles. eie. paper will be insetted only over the name of the writer. No nou de plume where else, and a» most of us have u I Banking house, fuililture, limi flxture» the Bomlsiy sten unsi on tier way mid articles will be published. i lingering fondness for the franchise left the ieasel to her doom. She went Itile frolli batik» (noi rosei ve banks) IO,»33.63 i we are pretty likely to linug on to a down, mid nil hut one or two of her 16,401 I ! Due frolli npproveil teservo hanks residence somewhere outside the Dis- crew were drowned. Th» captain of Clieeks and otlier cash Itonis X73.13 STATES THAT DEC1MOX Will WASHINGTON LITTER . trict. 19.UH7.75 Cash on lumi! the Bombay gave no other reason for 1 SOON III lil V III l> “We especially like to do It because bis conduci tlinn that he hail Lady "We dropped into a music hall in Total it makes us feel as If wo hud some Eyre, the wife of a distinguished llrlt Buda-Peat one evening," said a Con­ b» sort of weapon to flourish before the Isti sntrap. on lanini mid did not wish | observing eyes of the |H>lltleiaiis who to disdirli tier nerves with seelies of gressman, in telling of his trip to th* DOLLARS may have something to any ntsiut our old country last summer. "Then» ■hipwreck, lie was mobbed when he hold ou our Job». aud w hen the time reached Yokohama, dismissed from Were scores of tables and hundreds I 36,000 oo Capitili elo< k paid In The fate ot the Klamath Project comes to go home to vote wo visibly the service, socially tabooed from that I ' I Undivided profits, less expenses and taxes paid of people. The chief attraction was swell with Importance. 60,630.11 Individual deposits subject to chuck time on mid died In disgrace a year or an orchestra of Hungarian gypsies will be decided within the next few “Naturally a national election Is tho 3NO.OO Demand certificate» of deposit 1 don't mean the kind you generally days, and that decision will settle one that catches us nil nt once, mid it two later. I 1,665.00 Tillie certificates of deposit irrevocably what is to be done with find at so-called Bohemian resorts in is then that the Intimations I spoke of 37,010 M3 Savings deposits ........................... Whir, Hypnotism Failsd. this country, but real gypsies, lithe the greatest of Uncle Sam's irriga­ do most abound. The |>aper» nre full Wlicn Daysey Mnyine Appleton re ­ • 134,1164.fl» Total fellows with coal black hair and tion enterprices. This is the sub­ of advertisements of loans for electlou turned recently from a party where stance of the letter received Monday expenses. Department clerks can t»e eyes and swarthy complexions. the influence of several minds over one accommodated with sums covering State of Oregon, > "They produced the wild, weird by J. O. Hamaker from Secretary of hud been the evening's entertainment their railway fare, new clothes for County of Kluninth,)»» and told tier mother bow six girls, music for which they are justly fa­ the Interior Ballinger. I. J. W. Helmens, Cashier of the ubovo-nnmed bank, do »olemiily About three weeks ago a meeting the trip and a sutistantial mnrglu over with their minds lient on one thought, mous. and we were mighty glad to and above necessary items. The inter­ swear thut the above statement 1» true to the best of my knowledge chip in when they passed the plate. of the land owners of the Upper Pro­ est is a bit high. but a clerk who Is had made a man stand on his head, and belief. J W SEIMENS, t iodit. i “In that connection 1 remarked ject. representing about 95 per cent pining to go buck home to splurge a another man at their silent command Correct Attest: <1. W. BALDWIN. had tried on a woman's hat and an ­ J. A MADDOX. Directors. that those wild people had a cash of those who have signed up their bit ts willing to mortgage bls re­ other man bad tried to ent water with Subscribed and »worn Io before me till» 7th day of February, protective system that beat all the land to the Government, was held in sources for the pleasure. I'.IKI E I. El.I.lol l . Notm > Pul.II. “These offers of loans fill columns a fork. It put a suggestion into Mrs cash registers ever invented, I no- Bonanza. At this meeting it was de­ Lysander John Appleton's brain. That of the daily pa|>en. Alongside of them ticed that the member of the orches- cided to formulate an appeal to the are other advertisement», all turning evening when Lysander John camo < tra who did the collecting before Secretary of the Interior, setting ou the one theme, the election. ‘Buy home IBs wife and four daughters sat i starting on his rounds, stood in iron: forth therein what they believed to yourself a new suit to go home aud in a circle with their hands covering of his colleagues with the collection be their grievance and further stating vote In!' The grtylimar is a bit off. tbelr faces and their beads bowed. To all Ills inquiries lh«*y said nothing, and plate in his right hand and fiercely that they were prepared to carry out but the prices are asserted to be all at Inst, fearing they bad gone mad. he any request that might be made by right. swung his left through the air. “In the shop windows there are dox- sent for the doctor. “We concentrât- 1 ' My friend hadn't seen this stunt," the Reclamation Service, It was fur- I ens of election placarda: ‘Just the hat ed our minds on the thought tliat Ly- | ther decided to send a delegate to , and I told him to watch when the to wear when you go home to vote.* sander John must give us $5 each, and man started on his next coin gather- Washington in the person of Jacob 'Specials in suit cases for the election.' • Instead of that we have a doctor bill ing tour, Sure enough, he went Rueck. He started on his mission •Take a souvenir hatpin to your best to pay.” sobbed Mrs. Appleton. “and through, the same performance. We about two weeks ago. in addition to girl when you go home to vote.' they said It would be particularly easy these steps it was also decided that •Swell suit for the election, only $1 a to work If the man's mind wns a wondered if it was magic or what. blank."—Atcbisou Globe. “A little later we met a Hungarian those present would decline to fur­ week.' and In a shoe store window, Tramp, tramp, tramp, the boys are ther pay into the Klamath Water friend and he explained it. He said marching—home to vote; wear —-'» To G.t Hi. Momy'i Worth. the musicians did not trust the col­ Users' Association any further assess­ shoes and you won't get sore feet!' In ii village uear Edinburgh there ments for the maintenance of the or- j lector. While his right hand was oc­ “The railways offer special rates to lived an old baker aud tils soli. Their cupied with the plate they required ganization. until such-time as a defi­ voters, and so it goes. You won’t find trade wns In a flouriatilng condition, him to fill his left hand with flies. nite decisioq was reached as to the ' anything like it in auy other town."— but unfortunately tn the midst of tbelr prosperity the old mini, who bad once "They had to be alive, too, when fate of what is generally known as New York Sun. been a great drinker, turned tmuine. he returned from his round, and to the Upper Project. J. O. Hamaker was chairman of The aon. who wns renowned for Illa prove it he was obliged to release the EASILY MANAGED love of money, waa forced to put him captives in the presence of his col- the meeting, and. in pursuance to i in a lunatic asylum and. according to instructions given him. he forwarded 1 Th. Claver Schema Evolved by the leagues. Dead flies would not do be- the terms of the establishment, to pay Clock Winder. cause they would not necessarily in- copies of the resolutions passed and ; a fee for three months In advance, a portion of the minutes of the meet- j The contract for keeping the church terfere with an abstraction act on amounting to £30. Tlie old man was and town ball clocks in order was giv­ the contents of the plate. But the ing to Project Engineer Patch, Su­ en to a t*w man. Unfortunately from scarcely In a fortnight, however, man who had a handful of live flies pervising Engineer Hopson. Director the start he ex|»erienced a difficulty in when be died. The son. thinking to to hold isn’t looking for any other Newell and Secretary of the Interior getting the clocks to strike at the same raise au action against the establish­ ment for the recovery of the. aa he Ballinger. The letter received from uses for that member. time. At last tile district council re­ Mr. Ballinger was in acknowledgment quested an Interview witli the watch­ termed It. unused money. Inquired of an old lawyer who waa a bit of a wag If spirits made from sugar cane is of the receipt of these documents. maker. whether tie thought It would tie pru­ In his letter to Mr. Hamaker the “You are not so successful with the dent to try to recover the money or rum, and spirits made from grain is whisky, what is spirits made from secretary stated that the matter of clocks as your predecessor." be was not. The chip of tlie law. puttlug on a the plans for the ensuing year, in­ told. “It is very misleading to have grave face, replied seriously. “D'ye u<> sugar beets? • sofar as they related to the Klamath one clock striking three or four mln- think It wad be best to gang and put This is the question that the inter­ Project, were at that time under con­ tiles after the other. Before you took in the rest o' the time yersel’?“ nal revenue collectors and the pure them in hand we could hardly tell the food experts are working over. Presi­ sideration, and that a definite de­ two were striking. Surely you are as Ha Saw a Great Light. dent Taft, it is said, has declared that cision would be reached within a few­ competent?” Wrecks on the const of Cornwall, days. As soon as the decision was he has said all he is going to about “Every workman has his own meth­ England, were once a source of reve­ whisky, and ordered his subordinates reached an announcement would be ods, gentlemen.” replied the watch­ nue to the natives. A writer says to settle the question. The Execu­ made of the program that will be fol­ maker. “and mine ain't the same as that in the local dialect "tlie folks on tive’s decision in the What Is Whis­ lowed, and the people of this project H.’s were.” the coast talch their children to zny "I’m decidedly of the opinion that It in their prayers night times. *God bless ky case laid down the rule that spir­ would know definitely wbat was to be would be for the general good If they its must be called whisky and spirits expected of them and what they were," remarked one of the councilors. fattier an* mother an' zend a ship ta shore vore mornin*.' ” The Cornish would receive. from molasses must be called rum. “Very well. sir. in future they shall This is the first conclusive reply be,” came the reply. “I tiap[>ened to folk were great smugglers too. The But now comes the Western Distil­ Rev. It. 8. Hawker bud in bls service leries Company, located at Agnews, that has been received after months write to him last week about the trou­ as man of all work old Tristram (’en­ Cal., with the declaration that they of effort on the part of the associa­ ble I had with the clocks, and—but tire. the last of the smugglers. One make "whisky" from the pulp left tion and various individuals and perhaps,” he added as be produced a day be made to the vicar this notable over after the sugar is extracted from committees who have been laboring letter and banded It to the chairman, confession: •'Well, sir. 1 do think, “you'd like to see what be said.” when I come to look back and to con­ beets. They want to be allowed to hard to ascertain what was in store “Dear sir,” ran the letter—"about for this project. No intimation has sider what Ilves we used to live- call the booze "whisky” just as they them clocks. When you get to know been given out as to what may be ex­ wbat a cantankerous lot of bus.vlxxlles drunk all night and idle abed all day. have always been doing. cursing, swearing, lighting, gambling, To label it "whisky made from pected. The well known fairness of tho council consist» of you'll do the lying und always prepared to shoot the secretary and his desire to give same as I did for fifteen years—forget beets" would make it necessary to the gauger—I do really believe, sir, we conduct a long campaign of educa­ to Oregon that to which it is justly to wind up the striker of the town hall surely wns In sin!” clock, and the blooming jackasses entitled has filled with hope those tion to make people believe that it really can be made from beets, they who are desirous of mi tag tie- pro-* won’t lie able to tell that both clocks Brought Down th. Hou»». ject pushed to completion. Ample ain't striklng together!”—Ixmdon Tlt- say, and this is not right. On one occasion, when Arthur Rob­ Bits. erts, the English actor, was perform­ Dr. Wiley admits that the spirits funds have been tentatively set aside for next year's work, the final allot ­ ing the part of CnptHln Croautree In distilled from the beet pulp is very Curious Laws In India. pure. But it is not whisky, he says. ment having been held in abeyance Some of the old laws of Nepal, In­ the burlesque of “Black Eyed Susan” at Glasgow tie converted an awkward It is “spirits distilled from beet pulp, pending a decision by the secretary. 1 I dia. were curious. Killing cows ranked contretemps Into n hit. Ill one of the with murder as a capital offense, for rectified and colored with brown scenes Cross! ree entered supposed to instance. Every girl at birth was sugar.” So why not tell the truth on married with great ceremony to a tie Inebriated and staggered alsmt the the label? betel fruit, which was then cast into a stage. In doing so Mr. Roberts acci­ The question is still in the air. Function of 'Ibis Organization sacred stream. As the fate of the dentally came In contact with the The revenue officers have decided I fruit was uncertain, the girl was sup­ scenery of the Inn. brluging the whole Since Dani< Is fx-ft posed never to become a widow. To set down. The curtain bad to be low- that the California product is not obtain divorce from a husband a wife ered. and the vivacious comedian The feeling I want to exist between you and me. rum, at any rate. Now they are ex­ The first public function to be giv­ came to the front and said. “Ladles amining the seams in the President’s en by the Klamath Falls Military- had only to place a betel nut under his 1 am trying to make my name and satisfaction pillow and depart. In Nepal the day Is and gentlemen, you see when we come definition of whisky to see if it can Band since its former leader, Ivan synonymous. You can help me. considered to begin when It Is light to Glasgow we always bring down the be stretched. Daniels, left will occur at the Hous­ enough to count the tiles on the roof house.* Don’t holler and cuss if 1 have worked for you ton Opera House Monday evening, or distinguish the hairs on a man’s and it ’s not been satisfactory, but bring it back and Th. Generous Barber. A new application of the electric February 14. For some time after band against the sky. "Ilere. I say! Be a bit more careful give me a chance to make my word of guarantee light bath consists of a half-cylinder, the departure of Mr. Daniels the with that razor. That's the second Ancient Sacrifices. good. band ceased their rehearsals, but studed with incandescent lamps, Many Roman and Greek epicures time you've cut me." which may be placed over a person these have been resumed under the One receives a certain ainout of satisfaction in “Well, well, so It Is. But there! 1 were very fond of dog flesh. Before lying In bed, the light being both ra­ direction of W. W. Nickerson, leader Christianity was established among always deduct a ha'penny for every buying goods and feeling they have their dollar’s of the orchestra, and it is the inten­ the Danes on every ninth year ninety- cut. Why. it's nothing for a man to diated and reflected to him. worth. tion of the members to maintain the niDe dogs were sacrificed. In Sweden go out of here having won fourpence Those are the very kind of goods I carry and are off me.”— London Tatler. A New York State woman has in­ high musical standard that has made each ninth day ninety-nine dogs were all made by the most reliable firms. I would like to destroyed. But later on dogs were not this band so well known. Some new vented an electric massage roller In Might Be on One's Nos». thought good enough, and every ninth have your business. members have been added to the or ­ an inner compartment of which is a "Don't get down in flic mouth, old year ninety-nine human beings were I have been told that I am on the WRONG side resistance coll to heat water carried ganization and others will be taken immolated, the sous of the reigning man.” said tlie optimist. “Look on the in an outer compartment just inside in in the near future, and this spring tyrant among the rest, in order that bright aide of tilings.” of the street nevertheless you are not treating your­ and summer will see it in a stronger the life of the monarch might lie pro­ "That's nil very well." mournfully re­ the lubber surface. self RIGHT unless you see my stock before you buy. position than ever before. plied tho sufferer. “but wbat 1» ihe longed. bright side of a gutnlsiil?” The dance that Is to be given Mon­ In recent tests before New Jersey A Far Sighted Man. day evening will be for the purpose officials it was demonstrated that an "Women vote! • Never, sir. with my Belated. of adding to the fund for the pur­ automobile could be driven safely at "I understand that Frnilmnn Ims chase of ni w mu ii and wfil ttn- consent!” come to the conclusion to contest hin twice the ¡»peed of a horse-drawn ve­ “Why not?" doubtedly m ■t with the cordial and “What! And have my wife losing wife's will." hicle, and yet be stopped within the liberal sui >ort of the business men thirty dollar hats to other women on “Well, wbat Is there courageous Tho Brazilian State of Bahn I bus same or loss distance. and citizens g. neraily. the election!"—Boston Transcript about that? She’s dead. Isn’t she?" produced 12,351,576 carat» of dia­ THE FIRST TRUST ano SAVINGS BANK LEADING NEWSPAPER OF INTERIOR OREGON. SATISFACTION MCH ATTAN The olive tree produces alternate croi 8. a full jleld being generally fol- 1OWI