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ODD ELECTION SIGNS.
Th» Fat» of th» Onoida.
One of the most extmurdinary cat»»
trophies timi tune befallen vessel» of
Th» Signa Ar» In Washington, th» tlie United Stilles destroyed I lie sloop
E. J. MURRAY, Editor
of war OlieldU III IS<>11. She wii» hound
“Of course w» don't have any elec- homeward, with a Jolly ship's civili- '
I tlons of our own." «aid a intuì from pntiy. enger tn »ee wives nini sweet- '
nt Klamath Fulls, in the Htato of Oregon. nt tho closn of biiHlnoMS,
Washington. "but w<> have electlou In heurt» mid limile mud ouce more,
.lanuiiry 31, I »10.
timations. if I may call them that,
which can’t be duplicated anywhere struck by tlie British steamer Bombay
TWO DOLLARS PER YEAR IN ADVANCE.
III SOI III i s
coming in The stem of tlie Bombay
else lu the country.
“You see. when we Wasliingtoulaiis cut off tlie stern of tlie Oneida. The
Mhlp waa sinking rapidly, and guns of
l.oaiis and Discount»
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All commuuicatiqns submitted for publication in the column» of this want to vote we've got to do It some distress wen» immedinteiy tired, but
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Honda, »«curiiles. eie.
paper will be insetted only over the name of the writer. No nou de plume where else, and a» most of us have u
Banking house, fuililture, limi flxture»
the Bomlsiy sten unsi on tier way mid
articles will be published.
i lingering fondness for the franchise left the ieasel to her doom. She went
Itile frolli batik» (noi rosei ve banks)
i we are pretty likely to linug on to a down, mid nil hut one or two of her
16,401 I !
Due frolli npproveil teservo hanks
residence somewhere outside the Dis- crew were drowned. Th» captain of
STATES THAT DEC1MOX Will
Cash on lumi!
the Bombay gave no other reason for 1
SOON III lil V III l>
“We especially like to do It because bis conduci tlinn that he hail Lady
"We dropped into a music hall in
it makes us feel as If wo hud some Eyre, the wife of a distinguished llrlt
Buda-Peat one evening," said a Con
b» sort of weapon to flourish before the
Isti sntrap. on lanini mid did not wish
| observing eyes of the |H>lltleiaiis who to disdirli tier nerves with seelies of
gressman, in telling of his trip to th*
old country last summer. "Then»
■hipwreck, lie was mobbed when he
hold ou our Job». aud w hen the time reached Yokohama, dismissed from
Were scores of tables and hundreds
I 36,000 oo
Capitili elo< k paid In
The fate ot the Klamath Project comes to go home to vote wo visibly the service, socially tabooed from that
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Undivided profits, less expenses and taxes paid
of people. The chief attraction was
swell with Importance.
Individual deposits subject to chuck
time on mid died In disgrace a year or
an orchestra of Hungarian gypsies will be decided within the next few
“Naturally a national election Is tho
Demand certificate» of deposit
1 don't mean the kind you generally days, and that decision will settle one that catches us nil nt once, mid it two later.
Tillie certificates of deposit
find at so-called Bohemian resorts in
is then that the Intimations I spoke of
Savings deposits ...........................
Whir, Hypnotism Failsd.
this country, but real gypsies, lithe the greatest of Uncle Sam's irriga do most abound. The |>aper» nre full
fellows with coal black hair and tion enterprices. This is the sub of advertisements of loans for electlou turned recently from a party where
eyes and swarthy complexions.
the influence of several minds over one
accommodated with sums covering
State of Oregon,
"They produced the wild, weird by J. O. Hamaker from Secretary of
hud been the evening's entertainment
their railway fare, new clothes for
County of Kluninth,)»»
and told tier mother bow six girls,
music for which they are justly fa the Interior Ballinger.
I. J. W. Helmens, Cashier of the ubovo-nnmed bank, do »olemiily
About three weeks ago a meeting the trip and a sutistantial mnrglu over with their minds lient on one thought,
mous. and we were mighty glad to
and above necessary items. The inter
swear thut the above statement 1» true to the best of my knowledge
chip in when they passed the plate. of the land owners of the Upper Pro est is a bit high. but a clerk who Is had made a man stand on his head,
J W SEIMENS, t iodit. i
“In that connection 1 remarked ject. representing about 95 per cent pining to go buck home to splurge a another man at their silent command
<1. W. BALDWIN.
J. A MADDOX. Directors.
that those wild people had a cash of those who have signed up their bit ts willing to mortgage bls re other man bad tried to ent water with
Subscribed and »worn Io before me till» 7th day of February,
protective system that beat all the land to the Government, was held in sources for the pleasure.
E I. El.I.lol l . Notm > Pul.II.
“These offers of loans fill columns a fork. It put a suggestion into Mrs
cash registers ever invented, I no- Bonanza. At this meeting it was de
Lysander John Appleton's brain. That
ticed that the member of the orches- cided to formulate an appeal to the are other advertisement», all turning evening when Lysander John camo <
tra who did the collecting before Secretary of the Interior, setting ou the one theme, the election. ‘Buy home IBs wife and four daughters sat i
starting on his rounds, stood in iron: forth therein what they believed to yourself a new suit to go home aud in a circle with their hands covering
of his colleagues with the collection be their grievance and further stating vote In!' The grtylimar is a bit off. tbelr faces and their beads bowed. To
all Ills inquiries lh«*y said nothing, and
plate in his right hand and fiercely that they were prepared to carry out but the prices are asserted to be all
at Inst, fearing they bad gone mad. he
swung his left through the air.
“In the shop windows there are dox- sent for the doctor. “We concentrât- 1
' My friend hadn't seen this stunt," the Reclamation Service, It was fur- I
ens of election placarda: ‘Just the hat ed our minds on the thought tliat Ly- |
and I told him to watch when the
to wear when you go home to vote.* sander John must give us $5 each, and
man started on his next coin gather- Washington in the person of Jacob 'Specials in suit cases for the election.' • Instead of that we have a doctor bill
Sure enough, he went Rueck. He started on his mission •Take a souvenir hatpin to your best to pay.” sobbed Mrs. Appleton. “and
through, the same performance. We about two weeks ago. in addition to girl when you go home to vote.' they said It would be particularly easy
these steps it was also decided that •Swell suit for the election, only $1 a to work If the man's mind wns a
wondered if it was magic or what.
“A little later we met a Hungarian those present would decline to fur week.' and In a shoe store window,
Tramp, tramp, tramp, the boys are
friend and he explained it. He said
marching—home to vote; wear —-'»
To G.t Hi. Momy'i Worth.
the musicians did not trust the col Users' Association any further assess shoes and you won't get sore feet!'
In ii village uear Edinburgh there
lector. While his right hand was oc
“The railways offer special rates to lived an old baker aud tils soli. Their
cupied with the plate they required ganization. until such-time as a defi voters, and so it goes. You won’t find trade wns In a flouriatilng condition,
him to fill his left hand with flies. nite decisioq was reached as to the ' anything like it in auy other town."— but unfortunately tn the midst of tbelr
prosperity the old mini, who bad once
"They had to be alive, too, when fate of what is generally known as New York Sun.
been a great drinker, turned tmuine.
he returned from his round, and to the Upper Project.
J. O. Hamaker was chairman of
The aon. who wns renowned for Illa
prove it he was obliged to release the
love of money, waa forced to put him
captives in the presence of his col- the meeting, and. in pursuance to i
in a lunatic asylum and. according to
leagues. Dead flies would not do be-
the terms of the establishment, to pay
cause they would not necessarily in- copies of the resolutions passed and ;
a fee for three months In advance,
a portion of the minutes of the meet- j The contract for keeping the church
terfere with an abstraction act on
amounting to £30. Tlie old man was
and town ball clocks in order was giv
the contents of the plate. But the ing to Project Engineer Patch, Su en to a t*w man. Unfortunately from scarcely In a fortnight, however,
man who had a handful of live flies pervising Engineer Hopson. Director the start he ex|»erienced a difficulty in when be died. The son. thinking to
to hold isn’t looking for any other Newell and Secretary of the Interior getting the clocks to strike at the same raise au action against the establish
ment for the recovery of the. aa he
Ballinger. The letter received from
uses for that member.
time. At last tile district council re
Mr. Ballinger was in acknowledgment quested an Interview witli the watch termed It. unused money. Inquired of
an old lawyer who waa a bit of a wag
If spirits made from sugar cane is of the receipt of these documents.
whether tie thought It would tie pru
In his letter to Mr. Hamaker the
“You are not so successful with the dent to try to recover the money or
rum, and spirits made from grain is
whisky, what is spirits made from secretary stated that the matter of clocks as your predecessor." be was not. The chip of tlie law. puttlug on a
the plans for the ensuing year, in told. “It is very misleading to have grave face, replied seriously. “D'ye u<>
as they related to the Klamath one clock striking three or four mln- think It wad be best to gang and put
This is the question that the inter
were at that time under con tiles after the other. Before you took in the rest o' the time yersel’?“
nal revenue collectors and the pure
them in hand we could hardly tell the
food experts are working over. Presi sideration, and that a definite de two were striking. Surely you are as
Ha Saw a Great Light.
dent Taft, it is said, has declared that cision would be reached within a few competent?”
Wrecks on the const of Cornwall,
he has said all he is going to about
“Every workman has his own meth England, were once a source of reve
whisky, and ordered his subordinates reached an announcement would be ods, gentlemen.” replied the watch nue to the natives. A writer says
to settle the question. The Execu made of the program that will be fol maker. “and mine ain't the same as that in the local dialect "tlie folks on
tive’s decision in the What Is Whis lowed, and the people of this project H.’s were.”
the coast talch their children to zny
"I’m decidedly of the opinion that It in their prayers night times. *God bless
ky case laid down the rule that spir would know definitely wbat was to be
its must be called whisky and spirits expected of them and what they were," remarked one of the councilors. fattier an* mother an' zend a ship ta
shore vore mornin*.' ” The Cornish
from molasses must be called rum.
“Very well. sir. in future they shall
This is the first conclusive reply be,” came the reply. “I tiap[>ened to folk were great smugglers too. The
But now comes the Western Distil
Rev. It. 8. Hawker bud in bls service
leries Company, located at Agnews, that has been received after months write to him last week about the trou as man of all work old Tristram (’en
Cal., with the declaration that they of effort on the part of the associa ble I had with the clocks, and—but tire. the last of the smugglers. One
make "whisky" from the pulp left tion and various individuals and perhaps,” he added as be produced a day be made to the vicar this notable
over after the sugar is extracted from committees who have been laboring letter and banded It to the chairman, confession: •'Well, sir. 1 do think,
“you'd like to see what be said.”
when I come to look back and to con
beets. They want to be allowed to hard to ascertain what was in store
“Dear sir,” ran the letter—"about
sider what Ilves we used to live-
call the booze "whisky” just as they
them clocks. When you get to know
been given out as to what may be ex wbat a cantankerous lot of bus.vlxxlles drunk all night and idle abed all day.
have always been doing.
cursing, swearing, lighting, gambling,
To label it "whisky made from pected. The well known fairness of tho council consist» of you'll do the
lying und always prepared to shoot
same as I did for fifteen years—forget
beets" would make it necessary to
the gauger—I do really believe, sir, we
conduct a long campaign of educa to Oregon that to which it is justly to wind up the striker of the town hall surely wns In sin!”
tion to make people believe that it
really can be made from beets, they who are desirous of mi tag tie- pro-* won’t lie able to tell that both clocks
Brought Down th. Hou»».
ject pushed to completion.
Ample ain't striklng together!”—Ixmdon Tlt-
say, and this is not right.
On one occasion, when Arthur Rob
erts, the English actor, was perform
Dr. Wiley admits that the spirits funds have been tentatively set aside
ing the part of CnptHln Croautree In
distilled from the beet pulp is very
Curious Laws In India.
pure. But it is not whisky, he says. ment having been held in abeyance
Some of the old laws of Nepal, In the burlesque of “Black Eyed Susan”
at Glasgow tie converted an awkward
It is “spirits distilled from beet pulp, pending a decision by the secretary. 1 I dia. were curious. Killing cows ranked
contretemps Into n hit. Ill one of the
rectified and colored with brown
scenes Cross! ree entered supposed to
sugar.” So why not tell the truth on
married with great ceremony to a tie Inebriated and staggered alsmt the
betel fruit, which was then cast into a stage. In doing so Mr. Roberts acci
The question is still in the air.
Function of 'Ibis Organization sacred stream. As the fate of the dentally came In contact with the
The revenue officers have decided I
fruit was uncertain, the girl was sup scenery of the Inn. brluging the whole
Since Dani< Is fx-ft
posed never to become a widow. To set down. The curtain bad to be low-
that the California product is not
divorce from a husband a wife ered. and the vivacious comedian
The feeling I want to exist between you and me.
rum, at any rate. Now they are ex
The first public function to be giv
came to the front and said. “Ladles
amining the seams in the President’s en by the Klamath Falls Military- had only to place a betel nut under his
1 am trying to make my name and satisfaction
pillow and depart. In Nepal the day Is and gentlemen, you see when we come
definition of whisky to see if it can Band since its former leader, Ivan
You can help me.
considered to begin when It Is light to Glasgow we always bring down the
Daniels, left will occur at the Hous enough to count the tiles on the roof house.*
Don’t holler and cuss if 1 have worked for you
ton Opera House Monday evening, or distinguish the hairs on a man’s
’s not been satisfactory, but bring it back and
A new application of the electric February 14. For some time after band against the sky.
"Ilere. I say! Be a bit more careful
a chance to make my word of guarantee
light bath consists of a half-cylinder, the departure of Mr. Daniels the
with that razor. That's the second
studed with incandescent lamps,
Many Roman and Greek epicures time you've cut me."
which may be placed over a person these have been resumed under the
One receives a certain ainout of satisfaction in
“Well, well, so It Is. But there! 1
were very fond of dog flesh. Before
lying In bed, the light being both ra direction of W. W. Nickerson, leader Christianity was established among always deduct a ha'penny for every
buying goods and feeling they have their dollar’s
of the orchestra, and it is the inten the Danes on every ninth year ninety- cut. Why. it's nothing for a man to
diated and reflected to him.
tion of the members to maintain the niDe dogs were sacrificed. In Sweden go out of here having won fourpence
Those are the very kind of goods I carry and are
off me.”— London Tatler.
A New York State woman has in high musical standard that has made each ninth day ninety-nine dogs were
by the most reliable firms. I would like to
destroyed. But later on dogs were not
vented an electric massage roller In
Might Be on One's Nos».
thought good enough, and every ninth
an inner compartment of which is a
"Don't get down in flic mouth, old
year ninety-nine human beings were
I have been told that I am on the WRONG side
resistance coll to heat water carried ganization and others will be taken immolated, the sous of the reigning man.” said tlie optimist. “Look on the
in an outer compartment just inside in in the near future, and this spring tyrant among the rest, in order that bright aide of tilings.”
of the street nevertheless you are not treating your
and summer will see it in a stronger the life of the monarch might lie pro
"That's nil very well." mournfully re
the lubber surface.
self RIGHT unless you see my stock before you buy.
position than ever before.
plied tho sufferer. “but wbat 1» ihe
bright side of a gutnlsiil?”
The dance that Is to be given Mon
In recent tests before New Jersey
A Far Sighted Man.
day evening will be for the purpose
officials it was demonstrated that an
"Women vote! • Never, sir. with my
of adding to the fund for the pur
automobile could be driven safely at
"I understand that Frnilmnn Ims
chase of ni w mu ii and wfil ttn- consent!”
come to the conclusion to contest hin
twice the ¡»peed of a horse-drawn ve
doubtedly m ■t with the cordial and
“What! And have my wife losing wife's will."
hicle, and yet be stopped within the
liberal sui >ort of the business men thirty dollar hats to other women on
“Well, wbat Is there courageous
Tho Brazilian State of Bahn I bus
same or loss distance.
and citizens g. neraily.
the election!"—Boston Transcript
about that? She’s dead. Isn’t she?"
produced 12,351,576 carat» of dia
THE FIRST TRUST ano SAVINGS BANK
LEADING NEWSPAPER OF INTERIOR OREGON.
The olive tree produces alternate
croi 8. a full jleld being generally fol-
1OWI <f by a light one. while a bum
croi in the countries cultiv
occurs about every ten ’
"He'» n very particular man.”
“Yes. If the doctor told lilt.» that he
was going to die he would w-nnt to
telephone ahead for a good room.”—
New York Press.
monds since 1845, last year’s output
Th. Touch of Fortun».
"What do you think, my dear? Such totaling 29G.046 carats, the largest
luck-! We leave for Faris In an hour." amount for several years.
"Yes; we're going to I'asfeur's. My
husband has just been bitten by a
nsid dog."—Bon Vlvnnt.