A Woman'e Aqe? Forget It.
Milli bus no rlglit lo questloii wo-
I iiiiii ' m ngc to «yen Ihlnk nlsiiit II. A
Klillniilll t onili) Nlisk Mini Is Given
w omini, I i I chs ber, I» uh old uà uh«
tlic I'ts-fcrcnie mid I.mois a Big
innkes out or ii.akcs up and not u
Order l i'oin llill Itomi.
day olib-r. Man I h ohi of lils lutltiid«
A
That
Not
u lieti he Is-gln* trylng to lis-nte wo-
Long In
imin's itge longitipi«. it I h h«r privi
Chinle* Hoiton Im* returned from
I
Icgr to conci-ai tur age In nny forni or
Crook comity, where he ha* been on
muiiner »he niiiy elum-e. nnd It is
stock liiinlncn»
11« brought with him THE MISSING
OF
mun's prerogative to nsslst ber ns
lunch uh | h > hh II>I c mi ber llitin Illuder or
Hit)« hundri'd head of cuttle, which
ipicslloii h«r In mi)' wny. Muli owes
lie will 4il|> from till» city to th« Cal It Bnlonytd to th* Amtricsn Contulats
Il to hllliself to se« thnt sii« I h sup­
In Honolulu and Was Carried OH by plirli wlili every menila of <on««ullng
/ Hoi nla market.
a Party of English Middies—Tho Res­ ber nge or nny ii « w wrlnkle whldi site
While at ll< nil Mr. Horton c I omci I
titution and Apology.
elio«-» s lo keep frolli ili« giiz.« of Hi«
n contrail for «applying Porter Bro*,
overcurlou* ptibll«. Muli I h not sup-
"M|HHikliig <>f olii timi** oli thè eoa»!. '
with 1» > f for tlu ir <ump*. This will
| h > m - i | to I h - youug or beautiful.
Ile
snld mi iingollimi "remimi* me of
Involve th>< killing mid delivery of HOIIIC of till- Htl'lllllg churncicr* we eouldli’t I h - |f Ite wniiled to I h - inni
Wouldli't bc If he colili). With woman
from loo to 150 head per month. Ho hail there. Gue wn* Goicriior Me-
tirsi olili lai du- It I h dltTereiit. She wants to Is* mid
Bride
of
Oregon.
Ill*
stati'M I bill there Is gteai activity In
whether sit« Willits to
Iles were ut Honolulu. whcre In* wa* culi I h * timi I h .
I h - or not, nnd It
I Is a w hole lot better
th« vicinili of th« liesi hutes country, I nlietl HI h I ch minister, King Rame
for ber nnd for • her admirer or ndmir
and I.ax no doubts but that th« Ore hmiichn wa* Hi« ruler at the Him-. The
mliilHter was ii lii-rolc l)|H' of a mail, i-rn, uh thè i ' iihv iiiny l»c, flint ber nge
gon Trunk Is hended for Kliimath
guarded
under flint
the father of foui'teeii clillilreii, mid a I h - curefiilly
clinrming veli of mystery wliii-h nhould
This Inference I« drawn from I iiuiii I mt of Ids sons l»-cume distia
Fall*
gulHlosl men In various professions, evcr l-c hrrs by rlglit of |»> hhi - hh I oii .
Htnti'iio iitH of Mr. Purler.
lie iv a * a tine American, cast In mi Eorg«t timi h I ic I i - ih mi agi-, brother,
Wherever the Oregon Trunk and
Ulti a patriotic mold, and many storie* and you will b« happier, mid ho will
the | i « h < lint«* road ha* com« In con­ are told uuioug the ohltlmer* of bl* sii«. bui don't, for licavcii’s sake, for-
gel flint nhe has a birthday. Rostun
flict victory I iuh nlway» resti-d on tlo' patriotism and bravery.
"Wi en M> Bride icuc I ds I Honolulu ll> rubi
Imniicr* of th« former road.
Mr. lie found there wen- ■■<> olii ward In
The Fighting Editor,
Horton »tut)-* tImt )ontll)t* In tight* »Igidu designating the Ami-rkaii con
Th« fighting editor I h no joke In
of Way In I he cany on of t ii« De*< hut es ■ill.it)' or mlulhtci'» ofllc». no lie had a
large A meri'nil «'out of arm* cut out I' iii I h There, If n pii|s’r « nils a man a
river Heelti to be »lowly but surely <>f wish ), gll lcil and decorated appro­ Hur or a thief, tin- mun takes It se-
lid jlist Ing I hetllsel Ve*.
priately, and thia nn* bung over the rloiioly, aial. vlhiting the ot!l«e. lie de­
mands n retraction or u fight. It Is
I'li)' tin gon Trunk liti« hu* ri-locut otlb'c <l>H>r Hint nil the world might »>•<• the fighting editor who re. elves him.
It. It wnsuinturall)’ n conaplcuou* <>l>-
<•<1 It* rout« from Mil)' 23 to the vl- ject iiik I of much intercut to the pub­ The fighting tslllor h I ih In n lx>uls
Seize study, smoking u clgnrctti- and
ilnity of Hhcriir * bridge, it distune« lic.
rending i new c- vel with n yellow
English
man-of
war
"One day nu
<»f flftci-n lull«*, ho that It I h now on
He Is fmiltl« »ly dressed In
came Into |>ort. Tile nnHorn mid mid- cover
Hi« we*t »Id« of th« river.
The
sblpmi'ii were ghen llln-rty. anil, ns deep bliD'k tin- duelist's color.
ribbon
of
the
l.c-.'lon
of
Honor
Is
III
Home
of
tin-ill
land
hl-
Th« Oregon Trunk line'* original ofti ii happens.
fils buttonhole. Ills brilliant eyes nnd
InrlouH time*. Affiong the then mid
MUI V) V took III« W «Ht hill)' of the river
clear akin priM'lalm Id» |terfe«'t condi­
k ti 11 ■ tiK'ii w ere I I.«rd Gordon and l ord
nt th« mouth of tlic la-Hchutc* nnd Beresford, w ho, , HL« nil midshipmen In tion. HI h alert, supple cnrrlage shows
Tlic ilghtlig
< ro<H>>il over Io Ui« >u*t Mill« of Mlle fyorn a long chi I m -. were out for a hls military training.
Walking down Hie street. editor? never writes n line, but 1» re-
jolly time
23, then r<'croH»cd ubout Mlle 3».
they did not full t<> notici' tli.it Yankee s|H>tiHlblc fs r-.omilly for every word
Erotti the mouth until It IcUVe* the coat of arm*, mid ns Beresford was In the fuiper every day. On u pini».
tiinyon tlo- llurrltnan roml ha» beat colli* ting bile n time nml curl)»itlrs It outspoken ah<*<*t like Le Matin, which
occurrisl to him ami Gordon tli.it till» krepH him pretty busy. ili* salary is
< I It, Ilm- on the i nut bank of th«
very large $44) n week <>r so. A con­
.would I h - a flu« addition to their col
liver
Eiubrii) <■<! In th« fifteen miles hs'tlon. a trophy worth liming.
8« »creative journal Ilk«' la- Temp», hav­
ing little u«e for n fighting editor, pays
incili lolled is the I lot hch I iih - Bend they m -I o ted ii time when the minis
Exchange.
ter wns away nml Hie nfib e I'loscd. the man n<» more than
lolilitry, wbeie tile forren of Ule op
presumably nt night, nnd took down
poxing conlrnctors last sunimer nenr- the iiint of nrm». hired n native vehi­
Buttered Bread With Hie Thumb.
Cnt’s meat Is th« only survival of n
ly carne to I i I owh ln n apvctacular nt- cle to carry It down to the dock ami
lOluully succeeded 111 getting It nlscird way of serving meat that prevailed 111
tempt by Port< r Bros, to Idock a wag­ nitli.-ut nny of tlic making officer*
this country before the Introduction
ón rond leudlng luto the cunyoti.
knowing anything nl»>ut It.
of forks, for It was the custom in
-The next morning « lien the minis- mediaeval times to serve roast meat on
I lililí) 11« V l ollli <1.
t«r < a me d«>w a to the office III* insist­ n spit and to pass It around tin; table
1 he Oregon Trunk line, by taking
nnt Hnid:
•
for each guest to cut off what be
the opposite »hl« of tile tlVcVI. avoid»
-•Mr. Minister. your bird’s tuteli lll.isl, a meth -d that did n«t allow one
jmtkoii only to secure the carver’s tit­
tunneling the tongue of I lot »<•»!>< •• flight ’
" 'Wtint do you turimi' asked hl* bits. In France one Htlll finds chicken
B< nd, nini It I* n«»«rted thnt an excel
excellency.
livers and bacon served on small spits,
b ut survey Im* been »«cur)-d on th«
•• -Your coni of urlili Is gone.' re aud to the Britisher It always suggests
pl Id the a lit.
nt llr-t sight flic fiHid of the domestic
went bank.
"linin' where? Flown off?*
ent
It Is probable that many people
The remaining principal points of
•"Not exactly.' sold the other. 'It* coiitinuisl to prefer fingers to table
• onn< t urc above Sherar’s bridge, Jti»f i)l»n|i|H-are<l '
Utensils, even after these were perfect-
••The minister walked out Into the isl nnd In gctiirnl use, for knives were
w here th« Oregon Trunk line croaiics
street nnd ItHiktsI up. The cent of certainly Invented at the |>eriod when
to the c8»t bunk, anil nt the crossing
arms. which wn» live <>r six feet Charles XII chose Io butter his bread
of Crooked river, where both road* across. wn* 'notlcenble by It* absence.* with Ills royal thumb London Chron­
have nurveyi'd n crossing nt tlic »nine It lind taken wings nml flown awny. icle.
Exactly what the minister snld has
point.
A Wavs of Water.
not I hh 'I i chroiili led.
These conflict*. It I* *nl<l. will ad­
There Is tn> iie<-i ssary connection be­
"It mo happened Hint Beresford hid
just thi'tosclves, us there I* room for given the carriage driver an extra fa re tween the advance «f a wave and the
for lit» trouble Sonn- one i)l»covcrc<) forward movement of the water com-
both roads.
till» mid quickly re|sirted It to the mill- posing It. ns may lie seen by running
The Oregon Trunk line now han n l»icr. who ill once made a demniid the fingers along tlie keys of a piano,
Htcnm shovel nt work near the mouth upon the captain of the frigate for It» An inverted win« travels along, but
return. The ■ nptiiln. who was Inno­ the keys merely move up and down.
of the Ik'schutes, and a gnng of scV-
cent. denied that the tiling was nlsiard Similarly a wave may often Is* ob­
rnl hundred laborers Is grading t he ship. The minister seni hl» evidence served running along the rlp<- ears of
right of way over the Moody nn 11 to the cnptiiln. reiterating hls demand golden grain, while the stalks arc firm­
nml demanding mi apology for the In­ ly rooted In the soil. The onward
government dam sites. Another large
progress of a sea wave Is easily |>er-
sult.
camp I* located ntiovc Sherar's bridge
"The captain now lw*gnn an investi­ ceptible, and by watching some light
gation. nnd the culprits owned up mid substance floating on the surface the
ami n third nt Crooked river.
liHik the cont of arms on deck, when fact Is revealed that the water Is not
W agon Itouil* Being Built.
It was promptly -ent ashore nnd rc- moving with the same velocity. —
At other points, because of the turned to the otilce of the minister. Chambers' Journal.
nccesHlt) of milking rclointion* nnd Mi Itrhlc. who wns there, refusisi to
A Hint and ■ Hump.
receive It.
cro ■ »ectlonlng, the contractor*' men
A woman there was. nnd she wrote
"'Tell the captain «6 y«ur frigate
have been engaged In building wagon that I desire that tlic men who took It for the press, as you or I might do.
roml* In order thnt
supplies and down bring It lue k. place It where She told how to cut and sew a dress
nnd how to cook many a savory mess.
they found It mid ii|Hilog|ze.*
eqiilpno nl can bi- taken
Into
the
"Back to the ship went tin* men but she never had done It herself. I
I'limpi that w ill be cHtnhll ihi'il.
with the coat of arms nnd report) d. guess, blit lion« of her readers knew.
About 1.400 men arc now nt work The cnptuln ordcrcil theyoung men to She told how to • mill and dress the
go Ashore, take the coat of arms to the hair and how out of a barrel to make
in Hie contractor*’ cninpa.
cimstilntc, replace It ns they fourni It a chair—'twould adorn any parlor
In order to hasten construction mid n|Hiloglzc to the minister.
give it an air we thought the tale
"It wns doubtless n bitter pill, nml true. uh. the days we H|>eut mid
thc engineering forces of the Oregon
'the young midshipmen hml to stand nights we spent, with bauituer
Trunk line have ...... n doubled within
the budín ige of their comrades. The saw and tack, in making n chair in
the last ten days, There is now one t wo went tiHhorc. ready to comply, which no one would sit, in which no
surveying party nn average of every nml took the coat <>f arms to the con- otic could possibly sit, without n crick
stilate. The American minister had In the back. Economical Housewife.
»«veil miles for a distance of liiu
I« I put himself out to keep the mut­
A Legal Query.
ter quid, and ns a fa«t tin- public was
Tired <>t the long winded oratory
cont ractors lire prepared to well postisi, mid the coiisulute was
siirrouiiilcd by a crowd of America tin, of tlic attorney for the defense, the
<l< hi til, ' t he force of workmen ns soon
nntlies and ethers, nil laughing at the Judge Interrupted him.
ns
engineering
"Mr. Sluirke." he mild, "may I ask
preliminaries
nn- I redlcnmciit of the young midship
you n question?"
ready, mid It is expected this condì- men.
"Uertnlnly. your honor.
What is
"The minister Imd a strong sense of
tlon will be reached In about three
humor and determine I to get nil there It?"
"Language.” said the Judge, "we are
weeks.
! wns I In It. lie preserved Ills dignity as
best he
I could as lie rccchcd the young told. Is given to conceal thought or
Chastain, Langcll A
Co.
have men and listened to thelr apologies, words to thnt effect. Inasmuch us you
i
thi'n took t lie coat qf don't seem Io lime any thought to
moved into tfielr new store in the Tlic midshipmen
n rms i from the hack . and amid the conceal, I would like to know why
First National bank block, where a cheers of the crewd climbed to the you arc talking?"
RETURNED THE PRIZE
Trophy
Did
Remain
Captivity.
COAT
force
Is
busy
arranging their
new
*10 ,<»oo Block of general merchandise.
When the store Is fitted and the stock
i
ARMS
front of the building and placed It In
position, then Imrrlcd down, followed
by laughter nml cheers.’’-U. F. Holder
In New York Evening I'ost.
Not Misfits.
Mrs. Crim etibcnk It seems strange
to me. If mat. lies are made In heaven,
that there should be so many unliapry
marriages. Mr. Crimsonbeak Oh, you
forget It Is the matches that arc made
there, not the misfits. Yonkers States­
man.
is In place It will present an npcpiir-
nnce that will be the pride of the city.
'I his firm, which nucceeded "George
Chastain. Grocer," has grown by leaps
and
bounds.
The members of the
firm nre known to nearly every fam­
ily In the county, nnd their personal
popularity has had much to do with
the remarkable Bticcesn that has at­
tended their business career In this
city.
\
Delight cf Varied Labar,
None but the fully occupied con np-
preci ite the delight of suspended or.
rather, of varied labor. It Is toll that
•reales holidays. There Is no royal
roml yes. that Is the royal road to
them.
Life cannot Is* made up of
recreations. They must Is1 garden spotH
In well farmed binds. Mrs. Gilbert-
Ann Taylor.
The Fall.
"Satan wnz once a angel in heaven,
wuzn't lie?"
"Yes. but. like de rest of US, he des
wouldn't stand prosperity." — Atlanta
Constitution.
t
If a thing Is possible nnd proper to
ninn.lileem It possible to the*—Marcus
Aurelius.
It’s the easiest thing In the world to
point out the proper course for others
to pursue.
I»lt SE MU II TO LE< Tl HE
REPORT OE THE CONDITION OE
Arangenients are being made by
the teacher* of the schools of the city
to secure some good lecture* for the
city ibis winter,
A h we have railroad
com m it ideal ions
this
can
now
THE FIRST TRUST SAVINGS BANK
at Klamath Falls, In the State of Oregon, at the close of business,
September 1, 1909.
be
Many of the residents ut the
don«.
DOLLARN
RESI >1 IU ES
i-lty have keenly missed the lecture
«
Loans and Discounts
..................
Ronda, securities, etc ...
Hanking house, furniture and fixtures
Due from approved reserve banks
(.'hecks and other cash Herns
(.'ash on hand
..............
course» they have been accustomed
to bear In their former homes, and
no doubt will welcome the i-Htabllah-
ment of a lecture course In Klamath
51,73 4.55
3.-0 7 s
2.150.74
2,491.42
900.78
3,869.77
Falls.
* 61,498.04
Total
Ararngements are being perfected
to secure Dr. Search, who Is known
liver a series of three lectures.
probable dates are October
The
Sine« last here Dr. Search
and 15.
I.as »pent part of Ids time In Europe
material for his lec-
gathering n«w
lures, and this serli-s should be heard
The prices will be placed
State of Oregon,
)
County of Klamath, I»».
I, J. W. Siemens, cashier of the above mentioned bank, do sol­
emnly swear that the above statement is true to the best of my knowl­
edge and belief.
J- W. SIEMENS, Cashier.
Correct—Attest:
G. W. WHITE,
GEO. T. BALDWIN. Director».
Subscribed and sworn to before methis 9th day of September, 1909.
P. L. FOUNTAIN, Notary Public.
Re­
within the reach of everybody.
serve the date» of October 13, 14 and
15 for these lectures.
Senator Abner Weed I» in th« city.
II. N- lson, who for many years
It
25,000.00
1,598.59
38.17
19,457.48
70.00
7,585.00
7.748.80
I 61,498.04
Total
by all lovers of an art and intellect­
ual treat.
I
Capital stock paid In............................
Undivided profits, less expenses and taxes paid
Due to banks and bankers ........................................
Individual deposits subject to check
Demand certificates of deposit........
Tim« certificates of deposit.............. .........................
Savings deposits ........................ ...................................
14
13,
IMILLA RS
LI M’.ll.ll II S
to many people In the city, to de­
was In the real estate business in San
Francisco, 1» now connected with th«
He
Klamath Development company,
will make hls headquarters here.
MVIT
M ason &S lough
MIX ME
ABSTRACTERS
Matt Mlnnue, grandson of Colonel
M
G. Wilkins, died at 7:45 a. m. to­
day at tin.- home of the Colonel.
A choice lino of invest-
incuts tlifit will mnke
the ptirelinser money
The
boy's age was 14 ’i years, and he was
born In the city of Portland.
Ar­
rangement» for the funeral have not
Lands
Ranches
City Property
Farm Mortgages
yet b««n made, and will not be until
the parent», who live In Seattle, are
heard from.
The death of their grandson has
been a great shock to both Colonel
Wilkins and his wife, and they have
the sympathy of the entire commun­
MASON & SLOUGH
ity In their bereavement.
Matt Mlnnue was a splendid type
of the American boy. admired by all
kn -w
who
him
for
his
manliness,
OREGON CALLS
courteousness and kindness to all.
Tit for Tat
“More People”
sentry while on duty was bitten
b>
a valuable retriever, and
bis bayonet Into the dog.
drove
The owner
Pass the word to your relatives and friends to come now
sue<l him In the county court for its
value, and the evidence given showed
Low Colonist Rates
that the soldier had not been badlv
bitten after all.
"Why didn’t you knock the dog off
with
the butt end
ToOregon will prevail from the East
SEPTEMBER 15 TO OCTOBER 18
of your rifle?"
asked the Judge.
The court rocked
when
the
sentry
with
replied:
—VIA THE—
laughter
"Why
Oregon Railroad and Navigation Co.
didn't he bite me with hls tail?
London Dally News.
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Nyal's Vege­
tabil Prescrip­
tion I* indicat­
ed in all ordi­
nary diseases of
wetaen.
This
remedy
never
disappoints. Its
g'.od effects be-
ing perccptible
I
Horn tln very
first, It is cotu-
posed
of
the
pure ,t and the
most
reliable
drug;;
niercu-
l:.s,
opiatea
and other bar­
mful drugs be-
in ■;
excluded
The many dis-
coiicrrting
in­
fl u e n c e s to
which
woman
Is
constantly
snbj cted
ren­
der her liable
to many -inctional disorders that
not only tend to destroy her comfort
and happiness, but which gradually
merge Ipto chronic i and serious dis-
eases.
Nyill’s Vegetable Prescription Is
without a peer for the successful
treatmnet of female weakness, pain
ful and disordered menstrutatlon,
hysteria, cramps,
"bearing down
pains," inflammation and falling of
the womb.
This ia a remedy of
it.rllng worth.
UNDERWOODS PHARMACY
Cor. 7th and Main Streets
K la mat h Falls •
Oregon
4 El W BMUiAIXS.
Five loti, sign ly location, 1150"
Can lonn 1750 tn the deal,
A nice cottage w’th bath, larg»
lot, $1 7ml
A good buy
A iai ve residence, fl- e lot, |H5oo
Three cottugM on three lots Rootr
f ni.ugn for another cottage.
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After lengthy experimental tests
Mr. and Mrs. A. M. High, formerly
,.,
.
the German government will estab­
cf this city, but now -residing in Dor-
lish electric motor car service on fifty-
lana ris. were here Monday on business
i two sections of its railroads, using
connected with their property ,n,er'.rar8 which will average a speed of
Parties wishing sagebrush
clearer call on or write,
W. W MASTEN,
11-Stf
Klamath Falls, Ora
: thirty-one English miles an hour.