AMERICAN WANDERLUST. A SfitAKt S i U k Y. THE CRUSH OF WOnLDS. HE WAS KOT A FLIRT. ths fhs Yarn That Was Spun by a Trav eler In Australia. What Would Happen if a Dead Sun Invaded Our Solar Byitern. Tharvfors Hs U«s«nt«d the Woman's Att?mp‘. • at Familiarity. Early In thr m - iimoii of l&5d*7, said J M Biirion. Hit* « eterno actor, «le were III l*i-l«-r*bui'u. Vii., ut old I'I kx - u I i hull i'll«- Iniallieaa wax su< It thin nightly long runa of nil«- gre«u •rm» i-oilld I m - » i *' u from tin* ntuge III llumi- good old times III«- utility |i«*o|di* did not get more Hum F.'isi u Week I In* h-mllug |»«*ople riselleii dm- Lillà o|i Ho- lieti gtuxj h««U««-. We li.nl >1 tll>- Utility contingent n t ie llilined M immi , nml n l-rl «ht M« mmi h«- w.-ia, but In- wns so Ins.« hl* shadow would ioli foll-iw him lie wna often fat«' Tim •tur wna t'luirh-* l'ouido- k mui Ilios«* uh] limerà who can yet all up on au even keel may ri-iiieiiilH-r that I!. G i-otlld «io « usa P«H-ir> lu four colora w|i>-n rihai, ••«••li If II were imt in III* coiitrm l. IV •• were relienrxlng "The Willow f'opHe," nml M im H i ' s •lie carni-. but no Mooli a horn- up Ills «-Mil boy xinriftl with n ahoul. "Mr M immi !" The prompter culled. Mr M immi !" Thr«-«- I tea nwuy tip .luge Jolmxl In. "Mr Moon, ibi* la you; »tilg«- Ih Willb Ing." No M immi t'otlld'M'k began lo pa«-«* from for im-titer d«M«r« to I,. 1 E No M« miu . I luully <*oiild«M'k bnwli-d out “Where 1« ihnt M«a>n Hint «illllty idl«>t? Always late ami doesn't know hla cu«*a w hen In- lieiir* them " No M< mhi yet Il iip|x'iir«-d that 'Ila l retta M immi luid preaciited the old lumi w It II n fine daughter a new M immi The fu I Iler M immi went «nit to i-ele- brute Willi I I k - laiya niid filter on w it » «« heelbarrowed Imme it full M immi — New York Tel ••gin | ili Ail Australian iruieler saya that he nils on«- day walking In Hie till« k scrub, coltaci Ing apt* Imeiis. w hen he -mm- u | mhi a lurge light brown snake, a «P«* !«■* <>r python, collcil upon the grttuud. Hi- wns lo fur the finest one lie had ev«-r x« «-ti ut huge, lie wns probably tell nr twelve feet long mid ns tlil«-k us ii tun Il's leg nt the kli«-«*. ||<- h>«-k«'d Miiingi- enough to devour a lumi, ned nt tirai the «-oil«*« tor felt hulf Im limai to run nwuy. Il«- r«* o« «-red hliioelf. how«•« er. and wax oil the |io|nt of shooting lilt* xer pi-m with n < h irge of «lust xll.lt ill order to carry home his skin when It ih « urri'd Io I i I iii that |.«> would l«e worth five Him-« nx mm n If lie were taken nil««-. “I limi." he snys. "a leather strap with ii buckle In my game bug, ami with Ilila I dcteriiilmxl to tuxme the xiinke. "I started toward him. but when I «■unie near he partly itti« oiled. <>fM*m*d hla inouïh « cry wide. Iheri-by dlw-hxt Itig hl* ahurp teeth, mid. hissing xfrfte- fuily. struck ut me I ib dui'il iM-hlnd n »mull tree and. lemilng out nx fur nx I dnr«-d. tried several times to noos«' I i I iii "After I had t«-;i*««| him for some lime he suddi-tily started off at full a|M*-d. I caught my gun mid by dint of hnrd running through Hie thick s4-rub rumini:« «I Io li<>nd him off. IH- coihsl. nml again I trbsl the m*►»•■. but he put Ills h«si<l under III* colls In n very sulky iminm-r I rt*nclM*d out from my shelter Ix-lilnd n tr«-«* nml «-aught I i I iii by the tall, but he pulh-d nwny with great fobce nml glhled off again. “This time li«* f'M'k refuge tinder a fallen tree nml ix-L-re I «•«•ulti li.-a«l him off ««nx gliding down the hole of Mime wild nnlmnl. "1 reached the x|M«t just uh the Inst two «ir thr«*v f«*et of Illa lx«ly were disappearing, nml seizing Ida tall with both hand*. I liutm on des|«crntely. I With my L-i t l«rn>-< «I ng-iltixl a limb of Hie tr«*- I pulhxl till tin- tail era« kixl nml snapped n* If It would break n*un- Kometlim-x lit* pulhd im* to with i 1er in n few In« la*» of ih<* hoi«*, nml then I w«-u'd bran- t-iyoi-lf agxliixt the limb nml drag Idin halfway ■ nt. “At ln*t I gr«-w so tirisi Hint I had to let go my hold, nml with many re gret* I saw Hie l.i-t few Inch«** of the tall disappear Ixun-ath th«- earth " It 1s |M>i«,li>le though It Is not prov ed. that stars ig.iy sometimes ap proach om- um.tlM-r nml «-ven "leap mildly from tln-lr apb<-r«-a.'' “What would happen wen- an unknown star or n dead null to I iihk I i - our nuhtrsys- l••Ul';" n»ka n wilier In lhe Loudon II- lu*tt'ii«<-d News, wlro’ answer« his que ry in two way«. In tin- firxl p'u e, the star might rush straight Into the sun ami by Hie bent of th«- oilllslon re dm«- Hie sun mid all its pfriiets to a ni-lnil' ti* imixa ««lllioiii form or struc ture. But It I* mor«- iii.itht-muH«-a ny prebulih* that just a* comet* i«pprou«*b, circie ami re- ed«- from tin* suu. ««o the starry Invader of our system would approach our xystem and ri* <-de froiu It. Iinvlng allrrtxl It Ix-yoml ris-ogrii- tiotl But wlmt would lx- Its eff«-ct ti[H>n our sun? The sun us we know It tixl.iy I* expltmlvely ••lusti«-. Great tongue* of flufm- w hh It w ould <-on- suiue n little plaint like ours at a mouthful •-ontlnunlly leap from It with -|> im -<|> of «everai hundred inll«-a ii M«-«-oml. Till* on -rmoit* explosive force I* rc*lrnlm*l only by the greater force of the sitiTs gravity. But If an appro.-«« hliig star a* great a* the sun cam«- within striking dlstam-e of It then along tin- line joining lhe two I mx II i - m . each would I,-gin to pull Hie other, n* today the im*>n pull* up the earth's w eans. The mighty pull of Hu- Rivalling star would neitfr.'illze the xun'a gravity In one direction, and the sun would. In a sense, evpl-tle Out from our nm-es- tral sun ami from opjMHdte «Ides of It would fly two great lengthening arm* of matter, reaching fur Ix-yond the furthest planet. A* the star piismal. Its moi iiig max* would give a further twlxt to the sun nml would «mil th«- arms of matter Into the ahafx* of a great double spiral. Form nml motion wrnild thus I m - liiqiarted to the nebula Hili* i rented, ami frem the solar system thus extinguished Iti ca ta*tro|die a new xun. with pfam-ts con densing from the liimpx and inequali ties In th«- proj«*cting arms, would arise. He wax riding homeward, comforta bly seated ami reading bl* paper. Be ing a trifle neiir*lght«-d. he was apply ing hliii*i-lf ei eu more «-lowly to hl* pa- |x*r H iiiii oilier hoiiiegoing passengers Thu* Inieul In tlx- day's news, he wax startled when n woman «-alite up be side film and touched him lightly on tile shouhler. ut lhe same lluie casting a l-Higliig eye on his seat. il»- 1« a polite man. ami be got up "A woman with that much nerve I* entltle<l to a sent." he muttered to himself "The Idea of n woman de- lllx-rutely limiting a man out of hl* «••ul’" Other women otatidlng near by laughed unreoervedly He hid hlx emtiarr.ixxiiieiit Ix-lilnd hl* paeper. for In* felt that his g«»xl nature had Ix-en Impoxtd u|x>i> and lb.it the laugh wus on Idm By and by there wn« a vacant «eat next Io lhe «me lie fan«! given lip to Hie woman, and tie sat down once more The woman turu«-d and l<»>k«-d at him ainute«!ly He could feel her gaze, even though h<- made a bluff at being Intrnoely Interested lt> til* pu|x*r Pretty raw It »eemed to I i I iii . for a woman deliberately to take the »ent of a total stranger nml then sit there ami laugh nt him because lie wax xueb a mark Then the woman s(M>ke to tllrn. “Aren't you going to talk to me?" she I asked. He couhj aland her f.imliiarlty no longer. "Well, of nil the"- lie atop- |x-d right there when lie |<s>ke«J a round nml recognized her It was bls wife!- Cleveland la*ader. MOON WAS UNDER A CLOUD. A H«bit Which Strengthen« ths c» hstivs Unit* of ths Nailon. Le»- Ila,a half tile member* of I hr Filili «I htm«*» armile nml I ioii - i - of rep n-M’iiiitihea nr»- militi- born In the •miles w III« li they repl iselil Nothing •mild mon- i teiiily »how iln- xl«rl at- tli Illes of tin- A iiu-ii an people and (lint ixih-tniii Hiii-t mingling of the in tai lilla li I x nl Hit- sei et ili «tales wlihlt mid* an mii< li lo Un- i-nlieaivr unity id tile millón lhe boy w Im go«*a In n dl-tillit »lull- often m i oiupll-liex tlinre Hlilli lhe one w Im uim - s straight nil In Hie fiMilprlida of hl* fill her III the imme tilla, i- I t en Ihmiel U i-li*lrr •tn* ma I m - hi la Hie nid II i.v Flair, w h>>*i- I iii I iii - ih e anil dignity In- *■■ tn-li «II*tillilial mid W Ilnar pc-pll- inouriie-l I i I iii an Hltnrri-ly wlu-u III* gii-ul lile • limed. Till* wmideilng from alate lo alate lui* rraulttxl In I lie i-rgmilzllig In New lurk rlly of imiti) abile xta-IrHea tt lili-li lililí In gnllii-r to .i-llu-t Ihe mi tile* iif Ihi-lr re«|>r« tin* abile* mi liiliilli tn rei lie tin- pli-ii-mil liiei-mrlra of the old home iliii*. wliti Un ir limn An Incldsnt of ths Thsator Earlisr Days. In PLAYING THE PIANO ay a* a Teachar With ■ a Pupils. THE HURRYING CAREER Speed Manifested More In the Mottone Than in the Results. •'Biirlx-r*.' remarked Hie muti with Hie allori Im Ir 'ate Isiru unable In hurry Ju»t you go lull* a »Imp, «< l «lid the other dny. wanting a tnilr >ui. nod ask I be luit ber how Im-g II will take ile lobi tin- 'tlh. sismi twenty mlnuiex!* mid I mid tn go ahead "That bnrlM-r honestly believed he wna hurrying bui he muldll'l lente otti limar Dille aulpalilpa alanti tin- buck of the Urik they are all NO fem" of dolila, limi hr had lovtll til«- le.ilr ax If he were ■ til*elliig priceless marble Whi'il It gol to l>r al-'Ut hulf an lioiil I xni<| to him. 'You’re n pretty luid judge of Huie, aren't yottT Hr i-iiitie lue k with Mitiirililng alami not want Ing tu tutu otti n |MMir job "I've known II Io linpfH-n often In tiir ease of abating When you Irli n barber 1« hurry lie daatiea around on the tiled flimr at Imminent rl*k of full Ing amt he Mplnxbea the hit ber luto your ryes ami your mouth, Ipit i I m * faci rema Ina that he takes n« iiiuv I i lime ns u » uj I to ruli ihe lather Into your face mid ns much time Io xtbtte you "1 la-gin to believe there la some nori of rule regarding lime Hull all barls-ra observe. Iie>-aune I luite tlnnxl them lime I naked a bnrlx-r lo hurry abat ing uh *, and he had all lhe motions, bui look up jUal ax mil' ll lime ax when he uriti along ul 111* usual gall "I Imagine lliry Ix-lli-te llie < ustonicr will lx* Mtlafivd with lhe uiqiearatice of speed, nod iliat a the reason they run around «> and breathe heavily as if wladed w heir elm aging front our aide of lhe « hair Io the other." — New York Suu. ................ ■■ « Engraved Geme of the Ancients. Engraved genia arc among the moat Intereallng objects of art Inherited by ita from the anclentM Though many of Hie cameos mid Inliiglkia were eu gravisi on previous «times over 2.0HII yeurx ago. they urv still as clear mid fine as If they were cut yesterday The designs •-ugnivnl on these stone* Indicate timi the obi Greek* mid Ro mans regnrd«xl them as charin* against • accident or mlsLirtune. This suix-r- stltlon generally i<x>k the form of a fondness for r«-pr«-*<-titmlon of cvrtaln animal*. Fnllors uff*et«d the dol|ihln iMx-aiixe It was licllcved Io lx- Hie marl tier's friend. Women, xo fur as tlxlies were nmcerned. preferred Hu- n-pre Mentation of th«' prolific aringa of th«' Adriatic, which was u symbol of fruit fitltx'sx I mh ihih «- of the great iiuinlier of Ils egga The nut wax worn as mi emblem of Industry. liy the frog wns Illdlcatisl tile Ideil of resurrect Imi. be cause that Intercalili g I mi trachino re news Its yoiii h each spring l-y xb--«l •Hug Its old akin. ■ Partaining to Fish. nil n LI*Zt rtnpaody After a few motílenla way you played this THE DUTCH KITCHEN ibis.' he would answer: Hilgers tom h the keys you the piece mentally Hint bale H«-ttled In your mind Sweets Are Orest Osby Savers. Largest Roo-n In ths Houss and Has Dsd In ths Corner. Holland. <>f nil countries. 1« n me mo rial to the un« «Nixing labor of tilan*. linnds. It exist» not I mmhii *«- the sen, hlgh«-r Hinn It* gr«*-n stret«-b«-s. xuffrrs It to. but l*-> iiii - m - mail by th«- lal»>r of hl* hands and of hl* brain linx kept th«* water l«n< k Tlx- Dutch |x*>ple ba vc not only ennied their In ml they have made It. “When him- they found Him* to do , It nil?" yon ii»k yourself But you are J to know more <«f th«- work w hich In Hollniid never cense«. Of lhe work i w lil-'li g<**H <-ii w ithin tho»«- Ii»u*<*n you ' know- nothing until nt Delft you make i your first nequalutamc with a Dutch ! kitchen. The kitchen 1« properly a Inrg«- room ! ns compared with the other ns>ma In ' Hi«* boil»«*, for It lx the gntherlng place ■ nt nil time* f(>r th«- family. The table 1 1« round and staiidx not quite In the < «-tiler of the riMHu. but so that the nilslresN. sitting nt one side, enu reach li«-r liiitnl out to tl-e atove without ris ing. In one tainier of the kitchen lx such a I mm I as you have never t»een lM-fore Th«' xtlflly stari li«-«l white muslin cur- t n I ns uiiikc It liM>k like a bllml window. , but the grandson pull» lhe curtains I Itack. nml In the r«*e«s form«*d by the • doael on on«' »hl«- mid the «-orner of I the r<M>ni on Hie other you ace the ' place where your hoxles* Bleep*. There [ nr«- a high feather 1**1 ami many cover- The young uiix|M>||cd human animai has a liking for sugar Ju*t a* Il lina for sunlight, for frexh alr, for play. for paddling Iti thè surf ami pliluglng Iti thè Htrviim or for L mm I w hen It lx hlingry and al«*ep w heu It lx tln-d and. xtlbje«-l. of «-our*«', lo reu sonn ble limitili lolla, a* w lideaome ns nuy of ih«- ottieni Thl* I* pnx-laely wliat our a|H«'|allatx Iti chllilreii'a d|s«-ns«-H ami bromi mlmlrd Limlly pliysh-lana bave I m ' i 'I i urglng for d<* nde* pu*t. and II Woiild l>e xaf>* lo xu.i lliat, liext to Ilio buiilxiiuieiit of star« by Lxxls. grnelx limi papa from thè titirxcry and thè ailbstltutlon of pure, sweet milk, few tlilug* li ni- «Ione more lo iucrca««* thè I Inga. Tile stove tx a brick one. set in a vigor ami liappln«*** of tmxlerii etili dren nini to «ut dow n oitr dlxgriiceful d«*cp old flri'plu«-«'. Tli«' <ild mantel Is pll«*! with Iraax vrasela. which tin* Infuni mortuilty tinnì ili«- fr«-e ami In lelllgeut u*e In thè nursery of aweci old woman uses nx though they were common Hu. tin one side Is a china frulla, prese«-««•a. sugar tuff» nu«l Imi statu«- of the Virgin. On tin- other side terxeotctl Wixxla lini- illusoti in S ii «- tinder n gins* c I o I m - I s n waxen statue cesa Mngnzlne. of tiiieen W’llhelmlnn In her n«filing gown. Neu Idea Magazine. Date Cako With Cofia« Icing, One half clip of blitter creamed, Ths Oldest. one mid one third < up of brown sugar Three old spoit* were chatting after added .Hid bcm together, two egg* well beaten. «Mie-half t«-a-p«x>ntnl «-Inmimon. a copious dinner, when «»lie of them one half trii*|HM«iiftil nittnii-g. nm- and said. "I bet my urniie I* tli«1 oldest." i Th«' bet wax Imtm'dlalely accepted, one half tea*|>ooiitiil* bilking |Miwder one Imlf cup-wvet milk, one mid lliri««- ami Im priHluei-'l hl* card, rending "Mr quarter «-up* sifted flour Hire«- «|U:tr- Alx-I." "Oh. dear M!" mild lile xix-otid. allow- ter i up ilates «tones renioied. t ilt tip tine mill reserve n little of the flonr Ing Ids card. “I am Mr. Aduni." "Min«' Is th«' l«-t." t-rpllcd the other, to shake m er I hem I'lxg Two ti I ilespooi! fills strong producing Ids curd, mid I hey could strained coffee and the «mm- quantity rend "Mr. II Ginning" printed on it. Judge's Library. of lhe while of mi egg stirred together Thicken with |xiwdered augur until stiff enough Io apreiul All« iv lhe cake A Bright Boy. to cool before It I* leed Boston Post. "Now. Tommy." said th«' tencher, “you tuny give me mi example of coin Gstting Down to Facta. cidence.” “1 love you." “Why er." said Tommy with some "I’««- hoard that lieforr." hrxltiillon "why er why m«> fodder “1 worship ynii madly." mid me mmlder wn* I mi II i married on ••|.<"ix«- talk " d<» sanie dny.” Hm-por'x Weekly. "I cu.-iiiot Hi«' witlunit your love. "G«-t some il«-«« stuff" Shrewd Girl. "Will you marry me?" Ella - Belin lx mi economical girl. "Well. now. there’s some «-limit Stella There Is no doubt about that thit" liidimnipoll« News She la etigmrrd to n < lergyimtn. nml r.lcxslngx mi th«-«*, little man! (Jo n-tlxlilng when you « nu Never mind lhe teacher’s rule not to run away from •< heol Tnk«' your hall and alder pol«' mid Ihrll limit III«' «leepe«t tlole where tile «vary triilltlets bi le by the cmivoli xtr<-ainlet's «Ide You'll get ll<ki-d nt home, of «our*«', and you'll suffer grvnt remorse, but w lien dndily bin ' s your •trlng lie'll gnxp mid any. •Ry JI ng!" And til« rod and reel lie'll anatch nud start out to make ii «nteli when your jin l:el In* doth imi Blessing* on you, little man! Lox Aligelea Exprcsx. I I Coed Advice. ni." salii tin- boss, “come listen." He !ip|irone|icd ve iiinde a mistake Lir Just a Hint, ón to the next job. Don't Mr Rinviate Is that dock right? I nil day lidding a lot of Mhs he Pink twcnrüyi I think II •lies." Louisville Courier It's been two or must ms'll cleaning thr«*' hours going that last hour New There never wns a dny Hint did n d York Journal bring It* own opportunity for doing Iluw many times n day do you mm good Hint never eoul l have been done meniti How imiti,v times duriti!.’ n dm befere mid never can I* again.- W. II do you find fault? At hlsoti Giulie. Burleigh. * ho snys that she asked him couldn’t perf< rm the marriage mony mid save tho wedding fis1. York Pres* Quit* if he cere- Netv a Success. Wife of the I'rofesser Charles. here lx n telegram n n explosion In your laboratory mid the place wrecked Professor - Thank goodness! Then Him ex|M*rlmeiit was n xui-eexa. nfter all - New York Journal. COOKS’ SHOPS. They Wars the Beginnings Modern Restaurant. of th* □ R. J. M. ELLSWORTH VETERINARY SURGEON AND DENTIST ;>m<» CrlMler-siiiu Huil-iiue E. L Fhoae 7M ELLIOTT ATTORNEY AT LAW Oeneral Igiw Practice State and Fed eral Courts Examiner of f-and Titles. First National Bank Block Klmnuih Falls, Oregon NOTICE OF \I>VII MSTHATOIIS FINAL ACf’OI NT Noth-« is hereby giren that F P. Ci Miemlller, administrator of ihe •?- 'ate of Daniel oiemiller, dec. .«M*d has filed his Ltiai account of ie «- I- minlstratlon of said exate with the clerk of the county court of Klamath ouct; , Oregon, and that said court la* appointed 1«) o'clock, a. m. of Friday. 8 ptember 3d. 1909, as tho time for hearing of objections to such final account and the settlement thereof. Thi» notice is publish«-d by order of said county court entered August 2d. 1909. F P.CRONEMILER,Administrator. J. C. Rutenic. attorney for Adminis trator. 8-5—4t SHEIUFF’S .SALE. In primitive timrx the only places in London w here the public could be i In the Circuit Court of the State of entertained with f«*-d Imd tx-en the Oregon for the County of Klamath. cooks' xhop* The famou* East Cheap American Bank and Trust Cum- wax a great thoroughfare, down which ■ puny, a corporation, plaintiff, vs. E the stalls of the butchers alternated B. Burwell, defendant. with those of the c<M>ks You cbot>e a Suit in Equity to Foreclose a Mort- Joint at the t1«*xh market, and you car tied it next d«M«r to be c«x»k«-d for ' gage. you by a certaiu hour, if you w ished NOTICE 13 hereby given that by HATTERAS. for wine, you must bring that with virtue of an execution and order ot you. for the cwkn sold no liquor, al Th. Shifting Sands and Point of This ■ sale duly issued out of the a'.ove though they seem to have provided, as Ivolatad Place. time went on. more and more of the ’ named court and cause on the 12 th Tber«- are few names more w idei y natural accompniilmcnts of meat, such ! day of July, 1909, upon a decree known In the Fulled Simes or locali ' made and entered for record in said as bread, vegetables and pastry. ties about wlil li a greater ignorance This habit continued uutil well Into court in said suit on the 10th dav of prevail* than Gape Hatteras. Situated the reign of Elizabeth, and so long , July, 1909, In favor ot the abov j ax it I* :«t t!ie angle Where the long as such an Inconvenient custom pre strip of sand Ix-acli from Fu|ie Henry vailed there could have tx-en no rea 1 | named plaintiff, directing the sale of south turns at a tight angle to the comfort for any citizen who chose to the premises herein described, to sat- i isty the sum of $2,190.70, and $33.50 westward, with th«- widest part of dine abroad. He must have bad as I I'nmlleo sound between it an<1 the much trouble wiib porterage and bas . costs and disbursements, and the nuilultiiKl and with the beach I mi B i kets as a country party has today at | further sum of $200 attorney's fees, west mid mirth cut Into several Islamlx a picnic. But about the time that maxing a total of $2,424.20, with in- by Inlet* fr«-m ** und to ocean, its |x«- Siiukest-care came up to London a • crest on said sum from the day of altloli I* laolntixi. No means of trans- remarkable change took place in the the rendition of said decree, and ac portation exist along Hie t«ea«-h. and custom.« of the town, and the practice with the nearest railway station from of public hospitality and entertain cruing costs. Now, therefore, in view ot said ex which il regular trtinx|M>rtntion route ment was singularly facilitated. ecution and in compliance with same, Is (qierated nearly a hundred miles The nature of this < limige lay in the away It I* an easier place to talk i sudden development of the tavern and I have duly levied on said premises ,- i I m ut than to visit. the consopient withdrawal of the and will, on Saturday, the 14th day Like all aanal i-romontorl«**. the point cookxliop The worshipful company of August, 1909, at 10 o'clock a. m. of the « ape I* always moving. An old of paxtelarx. ax the cooks were called, on said day. at the front door of the wreck ludaxhhsl <l«*-p In the sand and censed to enj«>y the mono|K>ly of pro county court house at Klamath Falls, showing «-lily the stumps of her masts viding hot uienlx. — Edmund Gosse in Klamath county, Oregon, sell at pub nml Ixiwsprlt ami H rusty skeletons Harper's Magazine. lic auction to the highest bidder for of wh.it wen' ome lu-r chain plate* cash in hand, all the right, title and and dea«l ey«*s Is now a quarter of a Railroads Ara Never Finished. mile or more inland Twenty years In one resjiect a railroad is unlike interest of the above named defend ago she is sahl Io have lain ill the any other project undertaken by man ant In and to the following described water. « where she stril- k or drifted —It Is never finished, l.ike a cucumber real property situated in Klamath ashore, the hied now outside of her vine, says a writer In Popular Me county, Oregon, to-wit: having lieen built up since by the ac- chanics. the instaut It ceases to grow SW Vi of Section 30, Township 39 Hon of tin- wind and the waves, It begins to wither There must be South, Range 10 East, Willamette Two feature* connected with the continuous expansion and enlargement. meridian. Milling of tile tlsliing.skiffs used here- Ijirger cars require more |x»werful lo alMiuts are new to me. fine Is that of Together with all tenements, comotives. and tsitb in turu call for using a memlx-r «if th«- crew ax shift and appurtenances heavier rails, bigger roundhouses, hereditaments ing ballast. A | lank I.* run out over stronger bridges, longer platforms and thereunto belonging or in any wise the side, lhe Inner end caught under sidings, increased safety devices, while appertaining. th«' lee waxlilx'iinls. while on the outer the straightening of curves and the The proceeds of said sale will be end. with legs dmigling over the water, leveling of grades come In for their applied in satisfaction of said execu alts the mall acting nx ballast, and share of attention on even the oldest tion, order and decree, interest and this not In racing, mlml you. but in roads Little wonder, theu. with our every day sailing. The other Is th«' railroads consuming nearly oue-half of costs and all accruing costs and over pr.K-tl--«' of "in «bling." as I heard it all our manufactured steel and iron plus. if an> there be. to be paid unto called. In m«xlcrate w«-mh«-r. when tin- and fully one-half of all the lumber said court to be further applied as by skiff Is only lightly glhllng along, one made each year, that they are the un law directed. man will stand up alongside tin* cen failing lainmieter of the business se- Dated at Klamath Falls. Oregon, terlMiard on the weather x|«l«‘ and. fac tlvity of the nation. this 12th day of July, 1909. ing outwnnl. will steadily ns-k side 7-12,8-12 W. B. BARNES. wise from on«' foot to the other with Th. Wonder, of Scianca, Sheriff of Klamath County, Oregon. faster. And |x'rh.-i|is ft does.- Char- It was left for the exhibitor of a i lolt«' Observer phonograph In the streets of L'trecht. according to an American traveler, to Ths Rrd Sea. put the finishing touch to the wonder In th«' li«sl sea reefs of bright pink ful Invention. There was the sound of coral are clearly to lx* s««'ii. Much of a military band In full blast, and then th«' r<* ky Ixsl of this sea Is the work suddenly th«' tune stopped mid "Halt!“ GASOLINE ENGINE of the coral Im-ect. But probably the rang hoarsely out upon the air. Puttti« Water, Rung triu* reason for th«' mime of the Re«l "Who’s that Interrupting the con Milker, Separator, sea Is l e< nus«* along Its «'astern shore cert?" flippantly lu«]Uirvd th«' Ameri Iles ayclent E-loni. Tills word signifies can. «stglng close to the operator Chops Feed, Etc. I “r««l." Il wns giien to tin* region not Saves Wages "That." xald the man. surveying him Í from the color of Its sandstone hills, blandly, "was the voice of Napoleon State yonr needs, rite for catalog. Mention p*par but from its iM-ople. These ar«' the Bouapnrte giving the order at the bat descendants of him who cam«' In faint tle of Waterhio." mid weary from huniing nml said to QKNTINR FAIRBANKS 8CAI.KX. WINIIMILIAt III* brother. "Feisl me. I pray tliee. That Was the Trouble. with that same re«l pottage, for I tun A Wichita mail was fussing because faint:" therefore was his mime culled of bis ael lilng teeth “Why don’t you Edom. go to a dentist?" asked one of his friends Only • Man. "Oh. I haven't got the nerve. Little Muriel flow into the house the reply flushed .-mil bren 111 less. "Never mind Hint." repllt-d the “Oh. mother." she cried, "den’t scold friend The dentist will fled the nerve me for being late to ten. for I've had all right Kansas City Journal. such a disappointment! A horse fell down, mid they said Hint they wore Literary Analysis. going to send for a horse doctor, so of "Sh:ik«'s|ieure's works are marvelous course I had to stay. And after I’d revelations of |x>etry " waited ai-.d waited lie came. mid. oh. "Pix'try!" echoed the Baconian scoru- mother, what do you think? It wasn't fully "They are merely n rollectlon a horse doctor nt all. It was only a of ciphers, with some figures of speech man’" Everylxd.v's Magazine. thrown In to make them harder."— CAPE FAIRBANKS* M0R8E A CO. Wnslilngton Star It Is the little pleasures which make life sweet, ns the little displeasure« nuty do more than aflll< tlotis can to make It Idtter. Confide n secret to a dumb man tod It will make him apeak.- l.ironltiB His Wisa Plan. "I never have anv It»« k " “Neither do I." re*|x>nd»-d the other cltlxen. "Therefor«' I keep out of en I terprise* requiring goloi of luck to be a ams-ess."-l.cMilsville Fourier Journal. I .> kL'.f V . .Jt