Klamath republican., December 26, 1907, Image 4

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Hew Ma Qraw Yeun>.
One Mttsficd man returned fracs a
two week*' ho Iday lie spent It un a
It Pr***r<v Balanced It a Dif­
farm owned by au ok! aunt, and tbe
ficult Art.
royal way In which »be fed him, to
An aeropan* may te defined as a ua* hi* owu dcM-riptltvu. ftwuwd th*
surface propelled hortaoatally in aucti chief delight of bla holiday.
• manner that th* resulting pressure
"You aee." he remarked confidential
of air from beneath prevents ft» fall ly, "uiy wife i* a graduate of a diet
teg A balloon ran remain stationary and cooking atbutd of tbe u>o*t up to
over a given spot In a calm, but an «late sort Sh* *r«w that *<■ uevfir have
aeropton* must be kept In mottoa If a meal which isn't |>*rfectly telant-ad
ft to to remain In the air. 8u b a plan* a» to food value* Th* thing* we eat
literally runs on the air Ilk* a abate* are ebtwen with reference to that and
gilding over thin Ice. Th* meet fa . not with regard to whether we like
miliar example of an aeroplane to th* them especially. Well. I can tell you,
kite of our boyhood day*. We all re old Aunt Laura, with her table just
mem ter bow vt kept it aloft even in I groaning w ith forbidden. Indigestible
a light breeze by running with It ' article«, was a mighty welcom* change
against the wind. Substitute th* pull to uie. She ucver heard of carbohy­
of a pn'peller for the cord and th* drate« or ptnwpbatv* or tvllultwe, and
a*mptane flying machine to created »he wouldn't know a protoitl If »b*
If this were all. the problem of arti­ ! met oee In a beau pmi-blge. where, by
ficial flight would have been solved long th* way. I believe they largely oongw
ago
There remains the supremely gate. But I tell you her fried chicken
difficult art of balancing th* plan* ao and fresh pork and biw-ult* ver* th*
that It will skat* on an even keel. finest thing» I've had for year* My
Even birds find It bard to inalutaiu wife actually turned pal* when »be
this stability
In the constant effort saw n>e eat. and I know she waa wor
to steady himself a hawk sways from rled. because wo were six mile* from
aide to side at be «.tar*, Ilk* an aero a doctor. I wa* never III for a minute,
bat on a tight rope
Occasionally a though, and th«we two wi>ek* of old
bird will catch the wind on th* top fashioned, unscientific evoking haw
of bia wing with the result that he made me feet like a now man--or.
will caps lie and fall some distance bo rather, Ilk* a boy again.”— l.ondou
fore be can recover himself. If the M A P
living aeroplanes of nature flnj the
Her Conv«r*.on.
feat of balancing so difficult, la It any
When preparing his |<arlshK'uer* for
wonder that men have teen killed in
the avdernn ordinance of confirmation
endeavoring to discover their aecret?
If you have ever sailed a canoe you ; an old clergyman fount! among them
Will readily understand what this task one old woman so exceaalvety Ignorant
of balancing an aeroplane really means and stupid that for some weeks prior
lAa th* pressure of the wind on your ' to the time he was obliged to have her
aaii heels your canoe over you must come to his bouse every day In order
climb out on the outrigger far enough to Instruct and catechise her. At length
fer your weight to counterbalance tbc be began to hope * hat his time, pa
wind prv*u>i:re. ao that you will not be tlence and seal had not teen *ullrvly
upset The physicist scieaUficaUy ex teatowed iu vain, a few bright flashes
pla ins your achtevement by stating of understanding having burst frviu
that you have succeeded io keeping the . th* old dame's clouded Intellect. "Now, i
center of air pressure and the center my gooti friend." said the worthy pas­
of gravity on the same straight Un*. tor jest prevloos to tbc comtnenccmcnt
In a can«.* th* feat to comparatively of the ceremony. ”as thto to the last
easy; la an aerop'ane It de mantis con . moment In which 1 »hall have an op­
slant and fiaahllke shifting of the portunity of conversing with you. let
body, tecaua* th* sudden alight varia , m* ask. do you thoroughly understand
tlous of the w.ud must te immediately and believe all the article* of your
opposed — Waldemar Kaempffeet 1» I Christian faith?”
"Aye. ye*, air. thank ee." replied hto
Ceamepoiitan.
venerable pupU. with a simper and
dropping ou* of her beet court*«!*«. "1
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MAGIC OF THE BASS.
doe* Indeed now. and. thank God. !
heartily renounce* them all."
Mea»or>** *f th* Battle That Ling**
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Shakespeare'»
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Ethel—That slxteeo-year-oid boy
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Th* Clack Struck 1.
“Th* Indians call It 'Med» Moonub
It was just two minute* to 1 when
ah* gam.' which translated means mag John Lisllam entered t>- bouse and.
ie bass
He to said to be much Ilk* unwrapping a jtaper j»arcvi. uhl to hto
ether black haaa In appearance. But wife that he hat! brought b«-r a pres­
hto peculiar attribute« are these:
ent of a clock It was her birthday,
“He must te caught by casting, with and she bad expected a brooch or a
• surface bait, ao that you ran see him ring at least, and so »hr «aid tartly
rtee te it. He may be take* In running "Too liked tb* look of that clock."
water where the clear current foams
Hto face flushed "A nice way to
over messy bowlders and through gur apeak about a present 1” said be hotly
flttok. sunlit »hallows or In tbc silent
"Well, it's the truth. I wouldn't have
pools where tb* forest bangs darkly given a couple of shilling* for IL” Mid
over the stream He may be taken at she in an exasperating tune.
ao«»* still lake's rrsssv msrge where
John Lodlam was a quirk tempered
the water lilies build him a green and man. The veins iu hi* tempi*» swelled,
white and gukleu canopy. or in the and—
open places when tb* west wind's
Just then the clock »truck 1
magic turns tb* glassy surface into
What did It signify-that th* clock
silver
was running all right?
“But wherever you find him you will
It did not. The ambulance surgeon
aee that nature rules supreme
And I aakl a few minutes Later that If th*
whether In brawling stream or quiet clock bad struck one loch nearer her
*<*
fool la some peaceful lilted bay or just temple John Ludlam w<>ild have been
beneath the rippled broad expanse. a widower.—Pearson’s Weekly.
¡Where the wild beauty of the «pot
make, your heart beat faster, here
Many Color L>n*a ,n Cuba.
tnav you find the magic baas.
There are social (Ibrtinctlon* In Cuba
"And thto to hto magic. That when baaed upon color. There to not on*
you bare fought him inch by Inch and but aeveral color lines, though th***
hnve looked upon him a* be lay ex < are not eternal, hard, fast and un­
ba listed In your landing net you are changeable. at in the United State*. In
bi* forever. For wherever you go and , Cuba aoclal life to run largely by
whatever you do there will come to aoclal club*. There are In aimont ev­
you ever and often a dream of hto first 1 ery town and village negro elate, two
Jeflp Into the air. of the tugging line or three grade* of mulatto elute and
and of hto body at your feet, and Indis­ white elate. In one and at its func­
tinct behind it all lie the sparkling wa­ tion* may appear the huatehd. e»elud­
ter and the forest and the blue sky.
I ing the wife; in another, the wife,
"In th* dead of winter you will of a I but not the husband; in a third, tbeir
sudden hear the soft splash of the bass children, but aaitber the father nor
rteiug to your fly. you will feel the sud­ mother. To the world thia will appear
den tauineM of the II d *. and the «now Incredible, almost incotnpn-beusibl*.
outside your window will melt Into a Here It to convention, fixed. settled, ac
summer landscape.
When you are <*pted and operative. The** distinc­
busiest there will come to you the song tions. however, run but for a lifetime
of the reel and the smell of pine and — Army and Navy Life.
fir and balsam.
That Is the magic
of the Meth Mon uub she-gan."—Out­
Too Much For Him.
ing Magazine,
"Andrew." said a devoted wife to
her husband, "I want a hundred."
"A hundred what?' exclaimed the
Various Kinds of Meteors.
•‘Meteors” and "meteorologists” hat* bus band.
•'Dollar*,” »be replied calmly.
little in common, although tbeir origin
"What for?"
te Identical. "Meteor" meant a good
"Ob. a whole lot of things.”
many more things to Englishmen of a
“Tmtim" be hesitated. "I guess I I
few generation* ago than It do*« now,
in accordance with the meaning of tb* »hall have to check your extravagance, I
Greek adjective, which signified “up my dear."
"Do,” she smiled, "and make it pay
in th* air,” so that "te meteors," th*
tpings up In the air. meant the heav­ able to my order, pleaae.”
enly bodies.
Winds and whirlwinds i He coilajsted then and there.—Brook
were aerial meteors formerly in Eng­ Jyn Citizen.
lish. clouds, snow and rain were aque­
Th* Persian Language
ous meteors, and among luminous me­
Paraton to said to te not a very dif­
teors were reckoned rainbows and twi­
The modem Persian
light MHeorology pr<-»erv*s the mem­ ficult language
ory of all thia, but the word meteor*’ to very much like the English In Ito
baa gone over altogether to the astron­ sensible rejection of th* inflections that
I burden so many of the world's tongues.
omer's sphere.
There to no difference of termination
to mark the gender either In nouns
Iwfiniteeimsl fltear».
A clever workman In a cutlery fa*- or adjective«, uud ail inanimate things
tory In Sheffield. England, made a dor are neuter. In other ways the Persian
eo pair* of aheara. each ao minute that language couform* to the English.
they altogether weigh lean than half •
grain
That 1* about the weight of a
postage stamp. Each pair to perfect
and will cut if sufficiently delicat* ms-
terlal could te found
Lying on a
piece of whit* paper they seem no
larger than fleas.
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