THE MOOERN WAY.
RUYS AND PLAYEAS.
Xellsde Luaenn la to nppciir Lu vatxte-
vllle
B om Melville la playing In her ninth
m-aooti In "His Hopkins.”
Italph Mtuart, who is slurring In
"Htroiighearl." la to apfiear next sen
•on In a new play.
Marie Ttunpeat la Io have tlu* loading
role In Alfred Mutro's now play, "The
Barrier," In London,
,
Tho voteran American slur, Oliver
Doud By run, hiia uiude n greut bit us
John llyd«*r In "The Lion uml tho
Mouse "
In hla new Bketcli, “A Dull Day at
the White House,” l4*w Iteckstader
gives ii funny but good nature«! im-
poraonatlon of I'realdeut llooaovolt.
James K. Iltickett Is directing tic*
pr<Hliicflon of "A Fool mid u Girl," but
will la-gin Illa ludlVIdilliI season ill the
now hulro play, “John Ulnydv's Hmi
or."
It in rumored Hint John Hurry mor».
now Mtnrrliiu In Kldn Johnson Young'«
play, "The Boy a of Co It." la to mart y
the lending lull y of the COmpuny, Ju
sophlne Drake.
Arthur Donaldson, who sang the
role of Curl Otto In "The Prince of
Piisen," la to l*c starred In a new piny
by 1>. B Soriin thia season, entitled
"The Norseman.'*
Make the Children Happy!
11« stayed till 2 a in., and she
■«-«-■nel In no hast« lu part.
And also It wan plain that he
Was In n<> noe'* toptart.
N«r did her father gtve a about
And a«k him than and there
If lie should come and put him out—
I guetta ho didn't ears.
things given away with each $10 Purchase
Gifts for Men
and Boys
•>.« did nut Whisper, "Hurling John,
I guaaa you'll have Io go,"
And a** ho simply stayed rishi on—
The litchi wua turned down lo«v.
Although Iho hour was -ery late,
Iler father did not ewear
Nor tell her Io dlamlM him aliulght—
I gusas ho didn't caro.
i
For >*.*««• tho Jokoatera bold have told
llow fathers fumtel and fuaaed
And often kicked limae lovers bold
Kirnlkht out into tho dust.
Bui nowadays such a* enea «■ ihraa
Ihm't huppen. I declare.
For lovers do just aa they pleaue,
*arenta *)** not care.
4 ta troll Freo Presa,
Tho Ideal
HOUSEHOLD HINTS
A cloth dipped lu strong cider vine
gar will clean mica.
The electric clothes drier is now In*
log put lu Hw houses of the luxuriant
class.
Ordinary fine salt should be kept on
every kitchen washstand since It la
splendid In • leaning stains from the
bands.
itcineinlx-r In removing atalna that
all alkali stains can lie rein«*ve«l by a
weak solution of citric add, while acid
stains can l*e removed with ammonia
Have n small I iohhw I mh * magiwt fas
tewd to Hm end of n tsp«« of ribbon
of sufficient length ao that It can lie
drop|H*d to the floor to pick up sclaaorw
aisl needles
If n lintr mattress has once l*cen
Ibor.nighly fumigated with carbolic
acid ait Inroad of Imgx will Is* wnrded
off for years, ftoinetlmes this Is done I
by the manufacturer, and In buying a
new mattress it Is well to make !n
qu tries alxtut It.
FACTS FROM FRANCE.
In Paris there In a Buddhist temple
with Mio members.
A good glove cutter will make aa
much ur lloo a week In I’aris.
In Hie south of France wino Is now
•old by the half hour. On payment of
2 cents one can go Into n wino cellar
•ad stay there for half an hour.
French physicians are recommending
their patients Io use In their Imtbs per
fumed tablets containing cartomlc arid
gas In dlaaolvliig tbeaa make tlw wa
ter bubble vigorously.
Submarine signal ls*lls have been
orderc<l by the French government
They are actuated by pneumatic pow
er and nr«* to Is* place«! at the ends of
the piers a! Cal ills, Boulogne nud Ila
vre. Also a submarine algmil buoy Is
to l>e pln<*«*d for trial off Havre.
Too! Chests for Boys, and other valuable
Beautiful Dolls for Girl».
"Here's a piece of pie I made my
self "
"Dut's all right, lady. I'm so hungry i
I don’t mind what 1 eat."—New York
World.
Gifts for Men
and Boys
XMAS
Suits
Shirts
Overcoats
Smoking Jackets
Fancy Sweaters
Silk Underwear
Stylish Hats
Dress Gloves
Umbrellas
Ascot Ties
Mufflers
Fancy Vests
Silk Suspenders
Fancy Hosiery
Suit Cases
Disappointed.
A diffident Imiklng man from one of
the suburbs Stepp«*«! up to the ticket
office In one «if the railway stations tn
Chicago and asked the man Inside In
a hesitating way if he sold round trip
tickets to the Jameatown cx|x>sltlon.
’’Yes, sir." answered the ticket seller.
"Give reduced rates?”
"Yea. sir."
“I suppose there will be special days
now and then?’
1
"Undoubtedly."
"Going to tie a Pocahontas day?’
"1 guess no."
"Well, what I want to know is thia,"
•aid the stranger, clearing hla throat:
"Will there lie a John Hmith day?’
"I don't know aa to that." gravely
rejoined the ticket seller, "but I am
Incline«! tn think not. Hotel irnitnmo
flattens In the nclghtorhood of the ex-
poaltten are limitedYouth's Com-
I panion.
Making a Sala.
“Tour case.*' remarked the salesman
Io the reluctant customer, who said he
was In a ruah. "reminds me of a dog
niy uncle ¡xwM*«ae<l out on the ranch
He would start running around the
rain barrel very slowly and would In
crease hl» speevl until he was Anally
running so fast that about every third
lap lie bad to Jump over hlmarlf."
i
He ciluch«*d the Bale.—Judge's m
brary.
Taking Ways.
f
Don’t forget your Winter needs.
Stormy weather is coming. We have an abundance of good
things that will keep you comfortable, such as Mackinaws, Duck Coats, Rubber Coats, Corduroy
and Leather Coats, Rubber Boots, Snow Shoes with Leather Tops, Arctics, Blankets, Etc., Etc.
THE PORTLAND CLOTHING AND SHOE STORE
Agents for Hart, Schaffner & Marx Clothing
Talling Talas.
The teacher wax giving them a prac
tice lesson tn the art of conversation,
and every little girl was ex|>ected to
tell of some Incident In her receut ex
perience. In the class there was one
bashful little girl who finally was
Induced to tell of an experience she
bad when the family were out riding:
"We were riding along, having a nice
tima," she aakl, "when we saw another
horse and buggy coming very fast.
And pretty soon the buggy ran into ’
something and was upset, snd all the
people were thrown out Then pnjia
said: 'Good enough for them. I never
liked those («rople very well anybow.* "
There was a buret of laughter In the
room, for every laxly knew who the peo
ple in Hie accident were.—Columbus
Dispatch.
According to telegraphic dispatches,
Governor Chamberlain will discontinue
the holidays on December 14. Well it
is about time. There was no pressing
necessity for it in the first place. Per
haps in one particular instance it was of
advantage to declare a bank holiday,
but there is no reason why the entire
state should he incorfvenieqced to pro
tect one individual. The batiks as a
rule have for sometime been demanding ,
that the proclamations ceasewgnd busi
ness be permitted to take its course, but I
it would seem that there was sufficient
influence at work to cause the Gover
nor to continue them ami at onetime
ae were threatened with an extra ses
sion of the legislature, calle-«! for the
purpose of amending the attachment
law. Thia, however, met with such
vigorous opposition that the plan was
calted off. There ate a lot of skins
j throughout the state who are taking
advantage of the holidays to avoid pay-
. iug their honest debts and the propose«!
amendment to the attachment law was
only another move by these bilks to
make it more difficult for creditors to
collect honest debts. If after a reason
able susoension of the holiday program
there are indications of an unsettled
condition among bank de|x>sit*>rs in the
larger cities, then it may t>e returned to
without any criticism, but the concen
sus «>f opinion seems to be that no such
neees-siiy will arise. In this city, as in
all other small cities throughout the
state, there is no fear for the future.
Depositors ar«* certain they are safe, and
this feeling of safety has been produced
i by the banking institutions in there
I places practically ignoring the holiday«
and meeiing all demands that were
made on them.
“I met that popular young doctor at
my uncle's the other day. and I cer
tainly win taken with the way he act
ed."
"What did he dor
"He took uncle's temperature, next
he t«x»k aunt's word about paying bls
ntul t’.. i lie took litw li'iiw "
MODES OF THE MOMENT. bill,
Tho Same Old Mothsr.
"Humph.* No wonder In* Is taking
"Now, Jamie." said tin* schoolteacher.
with
(x**pl**
."-
Baltimore
American.
Short «■(■Hts of fur made with a cir
"If there were only one pie for d«*ssert
cular (icplum ure wonderfully »mart
and there were five of you children and
Tiresome.
for slim tlgnrea.
papa nud ruamma to divide It among,
"1 suppose." remarked Knox sat bow large n piece would you get?"
The negligee Is now ko clntxirately
made Hint one can Hcarcety tell It from casllcdlly. "that you're busy with your
"Oneslxth." replied Jamie promptly.
Society stunts, ns usual ?'
the dinner gown.
"But there would be seven people
"Oh. yaas,” replied «’holly wearily, there, Jamie. Don't you know how
Fur brimmed Imta will be lu order
to an extent not known for aevernl "but I’m tieginning to discover, don't many times seven g«x*s Into one?”
years, In fact, fur, broadcloth and y’know. that mx-lety Is a deuced bore.”
"Ycs’m, and I know my mother.
"Well. well, most of us discover«*«!
velvet » III re I go supreme. separately
She'd say she wasn't hungry for pie
that nlxHit your society long ago."—
and In various combinations.
that day. I’d get one-sixth.”—Youth’s
Catholic Standard and Tillies.
Companion.
It Is connMcred Immensely Kmart to
wear a silk shirt waist suit In the
The Close One.
A Disappointment
middle of winter. The suit can lie
"He's almost as wealthy as you are.
1th h Uncle (to his physician)—So yon
mtide upon the simplest of shirt waist
Isn't lu-?" asked Jlgley.
think there Is hop«? for me?
lines, with ti<> trimming at all. except
“Yes.".replied Kicbley. "but hc'a aw
"Not only that, but I can assure yon
a band of silk or a few rows of vel
fully tight chest«*«!."
that yon are out of danger."
vet, A fur enut for th«* street gives
"Why. In* said he'd give $50 to that
“Very well. 1 wish you would In
this suit Hie crowning touch of smart
charity If you would."
form my uephew, but break the news
ness. -Brooklyn Eagle.
"Exactly. That Just shows that be gently to hltu."— Philadelphia ln«|Ulrer.
doesn't expect to «-outrlbute at all."—
Philadelphia Press.
NEW YORK CITY.
Unaided.
Dr. Slicer - Shocking! This paper
New York city's bonded Indebtedness
Uncertain.
says that 8.000 peop^* died lacking
la now close to the $.VK).(X ki .(M m > mark.
"There Is no telling how fame Is go medical services lust year. Mrs. Slicer
New York city's old tenement house ing to tie acquired.” said the ambitious —Well, well! You wouldn't thirk that
bloika have twice ns large h popula citizen
poidble. would you?-Cleveland Lead FARMERS OF flODERATE MEANS
"No." answered th«* sardonic person. er.
tion as they had fifteen years ago.
OFFERED RARE OPPORTUNITY
There h* euougli money In the New "Sometimes It comes from doing some
thing
great
and
sometimes
from
saying
Yerk savings banks to give *210 to
Had Heard It Before.
eecli rnaa. woman and child within He something foolish.”—Washington Star. I
An unusual opportunity is offered the
"She looks very young to have a
border«.
iiarmer of moderate means to secure a
grown
daughter."
Another Rioh Strike.
There la a "TInpot" alley on the
home in the Lakeside Tract located on
"Yes: she was Just telling me"—
Fake Oil Capitalist (smilingly)—
lower end of Manhattan Island. The
the
North shore of Tule Lake.
The
"I
know.
That
she
was
married
your
latest
gold
mine
panning
tenia la a corruption of "Tuyn Past.” Bow's
when ahe was Just barely fifteen years land now offered for sale consists of
out?
■waning “Garden lane" In Dutch.
3500 acres of irrigable land lying under
Fake Mine Promoter—Beyond expec- old.”—Pittsburg Post.
New York'a official extreme tempera
the Adams canal, a part of the Klamath
tores, taken 1n Central park, are 101 tatlona. Why, old man, It'a assaying
Didn’t Affect Him.
over
n
thousand
suckers
to
the
ton
of
Project, and admirably located along
degree« abova aero and (I below. The
Stella—Mrs. Jones wnnts a new coat the shore of the lake. It is rich sage
mean temperature during the last year literature.—Puck.
Iweausc Mrs. Smith looks so well in
hoe been 08 degrees— New York nee-
one Jnck—Yes. but Jones won't Riga a brush and grass land, part of it being in
In the Enemy's Ceuntry.
aid.
cultivation. It will be sold in tracts to
Btnbb— My wife sent me to a rem check merely la’cauae Smith looks ao
■
suit purchasers and on satisfactory
pretty
when
he
la
writing
one.
—
Har
nant sale last week.
I terms.
PITH AND POINT.
per’s Baur.
Tenn—Did you see any remnants?
I For particulars call on or address. J.
Stubb-No. but If 1 hadn't seen the
No man's credit la so good that the door pretty soon they would have pick
It Is sometimes advisable to employ Frank Adams, manager Lakeside Com
CMh In not better.
10-17-tf
ed me up In remnants.—Chicago News. a night watchman to look after men pany, Tule latke, Oregon
who are ns honest as tho day Is long.—
It Is nlwnys n temptation to mock
Bt Louis Globe- Democrat.
any one you dislike.
The Noose.
A man's word may be uh good aa hla
Tolstoi predicted that this country Is
Teacher (expectantly)—Now. chi)
Brick Work
bond and yet hnvo no special value.
dren, how many of you enn tell me going to smash, nud some one circulat
Man Is disposed to believe Hint while What a lasso Is?
ed the report that Tolstoi Is dead. A ' Flues built, plastering »ml cement
he lieljis others no one ever hel|«s him.
Willie (hurriedly raising Ills hand)— great deni of guessing la being done by work promptly done. Prices reason-
CHAS. W. THOMAS.
Every day thousands of people ex rieaae, ma'am. It’s a long rope with ■ people not connected with the weather nbte.
Lefive or«l*'rs at Gun Store. Phone
claim. ”1 can't stand It!" But they do. running nose nt the end. -Judge.
bureau.
5!>.”.
10-17 t
After a man rcuches seventy living
Tho Terms.
must Is* a gm m 1 deni like waiting to go
So far none of the newspaper nrtista
"Tlu* payments ain’t so liani.”
to a dentist's to have a tooth pulled.
hm considered It necessary to furnish • WANTED -This office will pay
'•What terms?"
A good deni of sympathy Is wnated,
US with a diagram showing Just which five rents per pound tor old rajs
"A
dollar
down
and
a
dollar
wlieu-
no doubt, hut a goo*I deal of sympathy
pnrt of Japan's neck will need n pool« > They mud be dean; linen or cotton
la eounlerfnlt. milking Its extravagant ever the collector ketches :ue."—Wash
lice if she gels too gay.
Ington Heiuld.
|
<
«<
Ue unimportant.—Atchison Glolie.
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M a SON
&. S LOU GH
ABSTRACTERS
choice line of invest
ments ttiot will make
ttie purchnser money
Lands
Ranches
City Property
Farm Mortgages
MASON & SLOUGH
Plush and Mohair Robes
and All Kinds of Harness.
Poultry and Stock Food
and Harness Oil.
WILL HUMPHREY’S
HARNESS
SHOP
< tpposite Exchange Stables
A. G. DUHME
TIMBERLAND
Office in First National Bank Building,
LAKEVIEW, OREGON.
FURS WANTED
A. HELMING
CO., Fur Merchants
We pay the best Cash Price. Address
KLAMATH FALLS, ORE,
MEDFORD,
ORE
I want 10,000 Muskrat. Will pay big cash
for rat and other furs. I have some fine hounds
for R»le. ami will take furs* in pivment. BOYS, HEHE
IS YOVR CHANCE. TRY IT! ’
C
M. GOSNEY, GODDARD, KANSAS