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Had His Revenge.
The rivalry was great at the annual
cricket match police versus puliilcaua,
and many friendly Iwts depended os
tbe result. When tbe last batsman.
Police Constable ltobiusou, walked to
the wicket tbe police required only two
rune to win, and naturally great ex­
citement prevailed
He butted with
duo care until a loi/se ball came, and,
hitting thin pust mid on. lie started for
an easy run
lie got home comforts
bly before tbe wicket was thrown
down, but to tils disgust be was given
out.
"Why.” exclaimed the Indignant con­
stable. "I was a yard past tbe wicket!”
"Mebbee," said the umpire in a su­
percilious tone, "but. yer see. It ain't
wbat you «ay; It's what I say, an’ I
say you'm out!”
"But”— began the Irate itobinson.
“D'yer remember,” interrupted tbe
umpire, meditatively scratching bis
nose, “sayin' to me 'bout six months
ago. 'Don't argue with the law?* Well,
you was the law that time an* I was
run in. Now,” he added, triumphant,
"I'm the law an’ you're ruu out!”—
London Tit-Bits.
Bahs« as Bait.
"Wot do ye think.” «aid the sailor
"of usin’ live babies for bait? We
done it ill Ceylon."
"Babies for bait? Fishing for shark?”
"No. Crocodile. Baby Im it is tbe
only thing for crocodile, and every-
body uses it. Ye rent a buliy down
there for half a dollar a day
Of
coure»*.’* tbe sailor went on. "the thing
ain’t ns cruel as It sounds
No harm
ever comes to the babies, or else, o'
course, their mothers wouldn't rent
’em. Tbe kid Is simply sot on the soft
mud bank of a crocodile stream and
the hunter lays hiil near him. a sure
perfection. Tbe crocodile I m lazy, lie
basks In the suu in midstream Noth
in’ will draw hliu In to shore where ye
can pot film. But set a little fat linked
baby on the bank ami the crocodile
•oui rouses up In h<* comes, n gret-dy
look in his dull eyes, and then ye open
lire. I have got as many as four croco-
diles with one baby in n morning's
fisbln’. Koine Cingalese women wot
Ilves tii-sr gissi crocodile streams muke
as much us »” a week ri-gLar out o’
rentin' their babies for crocodile bait"
—Cincinnati Enquires.
Has a Job Waiting.
"I bear you're getting to lie a real
sport." a veteran in that line remarked
to a youthful acquaintance of the con
servative sort recently married
The young man repudiated any «uch
intention.
"Just placed a little bet among tbe
boys in the otH<<e, you know.” be add­
«1 "Put in |1.5O and won »10 in a
trifling pool ”
“Well, that's a good beginning, any-
how.” said tbe veteran, "You'll grow
up after awhile. What did you do
with the <40—put ft on the races er
open wine?"
"Bought a Ion of coal and a s»d of
false teeth for my wife,’1 ’ was the ra­
ply
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When the veteran revived his young
friend had disapfs-ared
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“Gee." be soliloquized, “that's a new
one In sport! If I win tomorrow guess
I’ll buy my mother in law a new cork
leg am! some darning cotton.”—New
York Globe.
Given Her Choice.
Idttle Harry's experience with death
was limited to the decease of a pet
canary which had l>eeu sent to a taxi­
dermist and now adorned tbe parlor
mantel.
Ilia graudmother, of whom be was
very fond, was taken suddenly 111. For
some time after he learned of her con­
dition he sat In a brown study. Then,
ns If coming to'a sudden resolution, he
tiptoed Into Uie sickroom and. cau­
tiously approaching tbe lied, fixed his
serious big brown eyes upon bis dear
relative and said,
in bls voice:
‘‘Ray. grandma, If you die. which
would you rather be—burled or stuff-
Sd? 'Cause If you’re burled we can't
•ec you no more, but if you're stuffed
we cau set you In tbe parlor.'•
Grnudma
immediately
began to
mend —Loudon Bcrafts.
Matter of Fact.
A visitor from London found In a
cafe at liotterdam a Dutchman who
bad been alx>ut a bit and who spoke
English perfectly well.
This Dutchman was smoking a china
plj»e of remarkable size and beauty,
and the Ixmdoner. an admirer and col­
lector of such bric-a-brac, took the lib­
erty to comment upon It
"You could not stumble upon a pipe
like that every day." said tbe English­
man
The Dutchman took three or four
wtiiff.s nt the pipe and then slowly re­
moval It from his month.
"Certainly not without breaking It,”
he said, gravely.—London Chronicle.
KLAMATH COUNTY BANK
KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
The Pioneer Bank of Klamath County
STATEMENT OF CONDITION AT THE CLOSE OF BUSINESS
JUNE 2», 1907.
BAHOCftr KB
I »ans and Discounts.............................
Bonds and Securities............................
Real Estate, Buildings and Fixtures
Cash an<l Sight Exchange....................
»•143,800.13
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Capital Stock, fully paid
Surplus and Profits.........
Due other Banks............
DEPOSITS.......................
100.000.00
12,088.64
40,061.9«
491,649.51
»
»643, «00.13
I, Alex Martin, Jr., Cashier of the above named Bank, do solemnly
■ wear that the above statement is true to the beet of my knowledgeand believe
A lxx M astin , J a., Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me thia «th day of July, 1907.
[ sial ]
A. M. W obdzn ,
Notary Public for Oregon.
JPirsiit Class
Plumbing
of dll kind
at
Lowest
of Price
Standard”
Laundry Trays
H. BOIVIN, the Plumber, Agent,
Ths Old, Old Story.
Hot. tired and dusty, the excursion
was returning* from the seaside day
trip, and Simkins, a little bald man
with big ears, overcome with his day
of happiness, dropped off to sleep. In
the hatrack above another passenger
bud deposited a ferocious crab in a
bucket, and when Simkina went to
sleep tbe crab woke up and. finding
things dull in the bucket, started ex­
ploring.
By careful navigation Mr.
Crab reached the edge of the rack, but
the next moment down it fell, alight-
Ing on Simkins' shoulder, Not feeling
quite safe, it grabbed tbe voluminous
ear of Simkins to steady Itself, and
the passengers held tbelr breath and
waited for developments,
But 81m-
kins ouly shook bls head slightly.
"Let go. Eliza." he murmured, I tell
you I have been at tbe office all the
evening."—London Pick-Me-Up.
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pho . ve 300
Kiaattih Fallt. Orfoa
City Meat Market
I11 <S i ARMAND
PROPRIETORS
ALL FINES CF FRESH, SALT
AND SMOKED MEATS
SAUSAGES. OF ALL KINDS
BBlyMOM*
Man. Woman and Adjectives.
Certain adjectives are reserved for
men and others for women. A man la
I never called "beautiful." Along with
"pretty" and "lovely" that adjective
has become tLe property of women and
children alone. "Handsome” and the
weak "good looking" ure tbe only two
adjectives of the kind common to ei­
ther sex. Even "belle” has no real
mascullue correlative in English, since
"beau” came to signify sotnething oth­
er than personal looks. It is singular
that "handsome” should have become
tbe word for a strikingly good looking
person, since its literal meaning is
bandy, dexterous. But "pretty” like­
wise comes from the Anglo-Saxon v otd
meaning “sly.”
erything U nice and quiet otherwise.”
» 314,903.7«
«0,584.8«
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20,1 «0.5
244,091.93
LiAH.-Lirin,
Pay of Army Officers.
A glance over tbe army list shows
that over two-thirds of the officers are
receiving less pay per day than good
mechanics receive In civil life. Tbe
officer has no borne, but must tie pre
pared to live in tbe arctics or tbe trop­
ics and change from one to the other
at Bbort notice. He must have equip­
ment fur both, and while In one place
the equipment for the other is stored
and deteriorating He Is sent on long
Journeys to distant stations and must
suffer iMintsliment from bis family or
take them along. Either is a great
expense-on one hand for travel and
on the otter for maintenance of two
establishments. His changes of sta­
tion are so frequent that be must put
bls children In costly private acbools
or See them grow up In fguorance. Be­
cause be Is an officer of tbe United
States service to use the respectability
of bls position to add to bls income
commercially is regarded as repre­
hensible. and if he makes an invest­
ment lie must Intrant his interests to
an agent—Army and Navy Life.
Soft and Light.
A lady famed for her skill in cook­
ing was entertaining a number of her
Beauty In the Angleworm.
friends at tea. Everything on the ta­
If there is any living thing that seems
ble was much admired, but the excel­ to have nothing to relieve its ugliness
lence of the sponge cuke was especial­ It is the angleworm that crawls slimily
ly tbe subject of remark.
across the sidewalk after a heavy rain.
"Oh," exclaimed one of the guests. "It And yet even that is beautiful. Put a
is bo beautifully soft and light! Do tell bit of its upper skin under tbe micro­
me where you got the recipe!"
scope and your Ideas of the poor little
“I am very glad." replied the hostess, worm will change mightily. It shim­
"that you find it so soft and light. I mers like tbe softest satin and spar­
made it out of my own bend.”—Illus­ kles with all the colors of the rainhaw,
trated Bits.
for it Is covered with little fine I’nes
crossing each other like the cutt'ngs in
How It Affected Him.
a glass vase.
Mrs. Myles—When are you coming to
r
call on us?
Ths Smooth Handle.
Mrs. Styles—Oh, I really don't kuowt
Everything has two bundles— one by
“Bnt you said you’d como soon and which it may be borne, another by
briug your husband?”
which It cannot. If your brother acts
*T know I did, and I asked him laat uujustly. do not lay hold on tlu_> affair
night to come over, and be snld he’d by the handle of his injustice, for by
Ilk eto dream over It and. do you know, that it cuuuot be borne, but rather by
dear, he had nn awful nightmare last the opposite, that he is your tnother,
night!”—Yonkers Statesman.
that be was brought up with you, and
thus you will lay bold ou It Ujt It Is to
Something Lacking,
t I m » borne.—Epictetus.
"These big hotels are not ao com-
X
plete.”
A Word For Naro.
"XVhnt's lacking*'
"Nero tiudled while Borne burued!"
“The express elevator gets you to exclaimed the student
tbe fifty-second floor nil right, bnt
"Well,” replied Mr. Growcher, "that's
there n half niilo corridor confronts better tbau the custom many violinist«
you and no cabs.”—Montreal Star.
have of practicing at a time when ev­
E. K. REAM ES, Vice-President
LESLIE RO»>ER8, Asst. Cashier
ALEX MARTIN, President
ALEX MARLIN, Jr., Cashier
James B. Moore, Prop.
Opp. Martin Flouring Mill
Wood, Posts, Shakes
Horses boarded by
the day, week or
month.
Fine livery teams
at reasonable rates
Grain and hay for
sale — Hay baled
or loose.
V
Lakeside Inn
MRS. M. McMILLAN, Prop’r
Modern improvements.
73 rooms and suites, j ¡
Sample Rooms, Bar Room, Parlors, Two Club
n
Rooms, Etc., Etc.
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SPECIAL RESORT FOR TOURISTS
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We deliver to any part of the citv^fc^^
Phone orders given careful and prompt attention.
We cut hams to accommodate customers
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