HUMOR OF THE HOUR
At ths Minstrel Show.
Mr. Bones — Ali-ah ah-nh ah, Mlstah
Interlocutor—M-m-m-ut-nilstuh Interloc
utor?
«
Interlocutor- Mr. Bones, please don't
•lids that way when you talk. What
can I do for you, sir?
Mr. Bones — 1-l-l-I-I-I-l‘s dun got
•-•-a-a-a-a puzsle fo‘ yo‘.
Interlocutor— A puxxle for me. eh?
Well, seis! It along, Mr. Bones. But do
•top that sliding wbeu you talk.
Mr.
Bones — Ww-wwwwwhat
would yo‘ call a-a-a-a-a-a-a-n man dat
wns bn'n In Germany, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-
ah-ah-ah-ah-nh ah educated In Spain,
ah-sh-aii-uu ali ah ah lived iu Italy au'
•h-ah-ah-ah died In de United States?
Interlocutor—Let me sec. now. The
puzzlt* is what would I call a man who
was born Iu Germany, educated in
Spain, lived in Italy auii died in th»«
Unite»! States. That’s too much for
me, Mr. Bones, so we’ll Just let you
answer it yourself.
Mr. Bones—I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-l’d call hitti
a dead one. sah.
Interlocutor—Very good. Mr. Bonos,
very good, sir! Ami now Mr. Boucs
will kindly favor us with that touching
little ballad entitled "Papa, Get the
Hammer; There's a Fly on Baby’s
Head."—A. B. Ix*wis In Jmlge.
Dissolution of Partnership soai.Tiiis oi
OLD FASHIONED
•
What baa beeotue of the old fash-
ioned oxeu with brass knotm ou their
horns?
What has become of the old fash
lone»! girl graduate who wore au ovar
drees loope»! up with pink roses?
What has bet'ome of the old fash
lone»! person who. when a ch Ik! was
christened, asked, "What will you call
her for short?"
What has tus-ome of the old fash
ioned mau who tried to redui'e hie
laundrj bill by tucking a handkerchief
nrouud Ills collar?
What has become of the old fash
toned dentist who told every woman
he pulled teeth for that hera wen» ths
hardest he ever pulle»l? Atchison
Globe.
Notice is hereby given that th»* jutrl-
nerahip heretofore existing hetween
BaKIwiu tni( llughtw is dissolved, Jarno»
II. Hughe» retiring. The business will
in the future bt* conductnl by the un
dereigned « ho rsauuics any indcbti'duess
existing and will collect all accounts
due the firm.
Dated Novetnl*»*r St, H07.
C m " R» Bai mmn »
CHRISTMAS CAKES
ki amath falls
A. O. U. W — !.inkville
I.odg i No. 110 meets in the
A ’ >. 1'. W h ill < »et » I’li,.»
day evening. Visiting Bioth-
era always welcome. Walter
Lennox. M. W.
J. W. Siemens, Recorder.
We make the best Cakes, Pies, Bread, etc. out ol th •
very best flour.
Everything is neat and clean in our baking department
and open to your inspection.
Van Riper Bros, handle our bread and will deliver it to
your door it you will mention it to them.-^*
Evatigvlimi Dxlge No. 8» Degree of
Honor Lodge meets in the A. <». U. W.
hall every second and fourth Thursdays
ill the mouth. Nancy N. White, C.ol H.
Jess»« Marple, Recorder.
CITY BAKERY
Petition for Liquor License
Opposite American Hotel
W. ik. W. Ewauna ('amp, No. 799, W.
O. W.. meets every Turiulay evening
at 7 :30 o'clock at Sanderson's nail. All
TO THE HONORABLE COUNTY neighbors cordially invited.
C. K. Brandenburg, Clerk.
COURT OF THE STATE OF ORE
GON
FOR
THE
COUNTY
OF
KLAM
Classified.
I. O. O. F.— Klamath
The geology class was sent out to ATH.
G kkktinu : We the underaignetl pe Lodge .No. 137 mee w
collect specimens, and their teacher
every Satnrdav even-
was to explain upon their return what titioner», reaiilents, citixens anil legal ing lit the A. O. I'.
W.
the dlffervut specimens were. One of votersol I'levena l’recinct, County ami hall C. 11. Clendenning,
the boys for a joke brought iu a piece Mat»* aforesaid, very respectfully peti N. G. Geo. I . Hutu*
of brick. When the teacher came to tion anil r»*que»t, that a retail liquor li plirey, .S«cietarv.
examine what they had to offer lie took cense be granted J. W. Dyar to sell
up one specimen after another. "This,“
’’ L. N - \l«dia t hapter No.bl, meets
said he, "is quarts, this feldspar, this spirituous, malt ami vinous liquors in in the Masonic hall every secón«! sud
sandstone and this”—taking up the less quantities than one gallon, in the tour th 1 riesdriv evenings lb «ach me nth.
piece of brick and looking gravely at town ot Keno, Pievena Precinct in the Christine Mur loch, W. .A. Jeanie E,
the boy who brought It—"this ta a County of Klamath, State of Oregon, for Reames, Secretary.
a ]H*rio»i of (> months commencing on
piece of impudence.”
the-------- day ot January A. D. 190N,
Ewauna Encampment No. 46,1.0.O.F.
Tough Chewing.
Encampment meets tirsi and thiol
and
that
the
application
for
the
grant
Notice
lor
Publication.
“Yon should have heard Knox roast
Fridays oi each month in the A O. I’.
ing of said license will l*e made to the W.
ing Hnskle Isst night He ti«e»l tertie
Mil. c c. Brower,
p.
United States Land office, Lakeview. Oregon,
Hon. Court aforesaid, at their regular
pjrttr hard words."
Sept. 27. 1907
Geo. !.. Hutnphrev, Scribe.
Notice ia hereby given that in compliance January Nth, 1907, term, and that the
“Yes. but they didn't seem so hard
to Ktiox last night as they did this with the provisions o( the act of Congress ot same I»* granled will ever pray, etc. etc.
A. F. A A. M —Klamnth
I June 3. 1S7S. entitled “An act for tne sale of
morning."
X \ MES
Lodge No. 77. Met*!» iMComl
NAMES
timber
Ian
is
in
the
States
of
California.
Ore.
“How do you mean?”
ami fourth Mondays of each
Nevada, and Washington Territory,■* as J. E. New banks
I>. J. Jones
"He had to eat them this morning."— * gon,
extended to all the Public Land States by act Robert Atcheson
month in the Masonic Hall,
I. . N. Sanderson
Catholic Standard and Times.
’ of August 4. DW, Rosa E. Hager, of Dodge N. w. Dfehl
bliive, W. M, W, ikiwdoiu, SetTelary.
D. L. Gordon
• (’enter. County oi l»odge. State of Minne
F. H. Downing
sota. has this day filed in this office her G. G. Kerns
*The Cupid
K. of P.—Klamath Lodge No. !»«j
Sant Diehl
griuning por- sworn statement No. 3788. for the purchase of Leoti Anderson
“Boss,” whispered
nit*ets in Sanderson's hall every Mon
S. J. Poole
tilled up wid the Lots 3. 6, 10 and ll of Sec. No. 20. in Tp M. R. Frain
ter, "dis here train
day evening.
Bert Batnber, C. C.
’ No.39 9., R No. 6. K W M. and will offer proof R» m I M. Frain
honeymoon couples."
Eugene Spencer
John Y. Tipton, K. of R. and S.
j
to
xlfow
that
tbe
land
«uucht
I*
more
"That so?" replied the hat drummer. ' valuable for Ila timber or »tone than tor Cha» Marsrow
J. Hughes
’Is there au observation car on the agricultural purpose«, and to e*tabll»h her J. P. Hitchcock
Roy Stonebraker
M. W . of A.—Iaxlge meets in the
end ?"
claim to said land before the clerk of J. Brannan
A. L. Fornso
A. O. U. W, hall every tirst and third
“No. sah. Dem couples ain’t seeiti' Klamath Cnnnty at hi* office at Klamath
Wednesday in the month.
G. H. Orr
C. A. Barneburg
no scenery. Yo' know -love am blind.’ ” Fall*. Oregon
Tuesday, the 10th day of
. W. B. McLaughlin, Consul
F.
T.
Maxwell
C.
E.
Biddix
December. 19V7.
W . A. Phelps, Clerk.
—Chicago News.
Hans
Nelson
E.
P.
Brady
She names as witnesses:
J. Connolly, Jr.
I Walter Anderson, Roy Anderson. James A. Wise
Granted.
I Whitcomb aud Clarence Hager all ot Forest, Marion Gordon
Prosperity Rebekah Lodge No. 104
Conrad Madison
“My client desires a stay,” said the Oregon.
I I. O. O. F. meets in the A. 0. U. W.
B.
W.
McCormick
D.
Heavilin
lawyer, reaching for some papers.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
hall every first ami third Wednesdays
E. H. Coo|>er
"The court Is glad to find your client above describe«! lands are requested to file Elsi M. Morgan
in the month. Mary E. Fish, N. G.
sanenable to the situation." replied their claims In this office on or before said I Chas. Hitchcock
J. E. Zevo
Ixjrinda M. Sauber, Secretary.
gravely the gentleman on tbe bench. 110th day of December, 1907.
Geprge E. Chase
E. H. Gifford
J. N. WATSON. Register.
"The stay will be for ten years."—Phil 104-12-5
Geo. Heavilin
W. H. Wall
_ Foreatera <>( America—Ewauna Camp.
I -
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adelphia Ledger.
D. R. Ihyten
C. J. McCollum
No. 61, meets in the A. <>. U. W. hall1
every »ecund and fourth Fridays tn the
Notice For Publication.
Ira K. Hanson
A. I*. Gillman
They're a Majority.
month.
C. I). Willson, C. R. j
G. F. Sevits
Cuited States Laud office, Lakeview, Ore G. W. Kegir
E. E. Jamison, Rec. Sec.
G. W. Norrels
J. W Adkins
gon, Oct. 19.1907.
Notice Is hereby given that in compliance John G. Driskell
C. M. Wilson
Women ot Woodcraft, Ewauna Circle 1
with tbe provisions of the act of Congress ol Chas. Gordon
Giner M. Sly
No. U47, meets every second and fourth '
June 3.187», entitled "An act tor the sale of
Salon Allen
Friday in .Sanderson's hall.
timber lands in tbe Slates of California. Ore W H W'-eden
John Connelly
Mrs. Dullte Virgil, G. N.
gon. Nevada. and Washington Territory," as Tom Wilson
extended to al! the Public Laud States by act Geo. I.. Chase
II. R. Fox
Notice for Publication
No Hurry About IL
Every Detail of Our Dairy i* Sanitary, insuring
the Purity an<t I lealtlifulne«. <>f Our Product«.
ALTAMONT DAIRY
PHONE
i ut i> ♦<» i H ash
» /. . 1'irsldmt
«.ms a ni
PrrilJfiit
The American Bank and Trust Co.
Capital Stock $100,000
Open for buiineu every day in >h< year excepting Sunday»and legal holiday».
Open Saturday* until 7i JO p. m.
Ji
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sut rm Htii. hash . /• «»«r»« or MWaga
Inter«*! Plid on Saving* Depositi
4 M HOkOEV, CAAhfr
DWRY
STABLE
A r
AND
General Blacksmithing and Wagon Work
livery and Feed Stable
Both Saddle and Driving Horses
prone 456
CHAS. R. BALDWIN
i
of August 4, 1892. William Lasbua ol
Klamath Falls, County of Klamath, Stale of
Oregon, has thia day filed in this office bis
sworn statement No. 2106, for the purchase of
the D*4nc‘4 of Bee.
8®®- »o- ®- in Tp.
6, K
E W M. ■ nd will
No. 41 8. R No. a.
offer proof to show that tbe land »ought Is
more valuable for its timb-ror stone tliau for
agricultural purposes, and to establish his
claim to said land before the Clerk of Klamath
county, Oregon, al his office a*. Klamath
Falls, Oregon, on Friday the 20th day of
December, 1907.
He name* a» witnesses:
J. T. Johnston, Minto Estes, W. See horn and
Ben Milton all of Klamath Falls. Oregon.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
above-describeil lands are requested to file
He—I understand two of your sis their claims in this office on or before said 20th
ters have joined the great majority.
day of December, 1907.
10-24—12-19
J. N. WATSON, Register.
She--Yes. One of them married a
man named Jones and the other a man
named Brown.—Evening Mall.
Delivered Daily Iront the Altamont
Dairy. Wholesale and Retail.
Notice for Publication
i
United Blates Land Office. Lakeview, Ore
gon, Hept. 27. 1987.
Notice is hereby given that In compliance
with the provisions of the act of Congress of
June3. 1878. entitled “An act tor the »ale of
timber lands In tbe Btates of California, Ore I
gon. Nevada. aud Washington Territory," as
extended to all the Public Land Blates by act 1
of August 4,1892, Della Mae Hartow, ot Klam,
ath Falls, county of Klainatli, .stateof Oregon,
has this day filed In this office her sworn i
statement No. 3799, for tbe purchase of tbe ne*,
sejg 8ec- No. 23. and nw'<sw*4of SeL No. 24.
in Tp. No. 37 8. R No. 9 E W m. and will offer
proof to show that the land sought Is more
valuable tor Its timber or stone than for agri- 1
cultural purposes, and to establish her claim
to said land before the clerk of Klamath
county, Oregon, at bls office at K lamath Falls,
Oregon, on Wednesday the llth day of De
cember, 1907.
8bename« as witnesses:
R. E. Dunlap, Mark L L. . Burn«, Jesse C.
Craven and C. W. Harlow, all ot Klamath
Falls, Oregon.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
above-described lands are requested to file '
their claims in this office on or before said
llth day of Dec., I9OT.
10-3—12-5
J. N. WAT8ON. Register.
I raternal Order of Eagles meets
every Monday evening at 8 o’clock in
A. O. U. W. Hall. Henry Boivin, W.
P. Otto Heidrich, Sec.
Klamath Lake Railroad
in connection with the
E. WHITLOCK
ricintire Transportation Co
UNDERTAKER
AND EMBALMER
and the
Holder of License No 29.
KLAMATH FALLS,
OREGO5
Ore. and Cal. Transportation Co.
The only through line for freight and pas
sengers between the Southern Pacific ami
the Klamath country. Quickest service
and Lowest Kates. Tell your troubles by
Phone or Letter to
DR. CHAS. H. DRAKE
Utterinary Surgeon
United States Land Office, Lakeview, Oreg«7n
Othee in Exchange Barn
“Of course. Tommy," said the Sun- | Oct. 25, 1907.
Phone 001
Notice ia hereby given that in compliance |
day school teacher, “you'd like to be an
I
with
tbe
provisions
of
tbe
act
of
Congress
of
angel, wouldn’t you T’
KI.AMATH FALLS, OKKOON
“Well—er—yes’m,” replied Tommy, I June 3,1878, entitled "An act for the sale of
“but I'd like to wait till I can be a full 'timber lands in tbe State* of California, Ore
Nevada, and Washington Territory.” a«
grown angel with gray whiskers.”—De gon,
extended to all the Public Land State* by act
DR. WM. MARTIN
troit Free Press.
of August 4, 1892, Hayden J. Lockwood, of,
' Klamath Fall* county of Klamath, State
[DENTIST
The Usual Result.
, ol Oregon, has tb«s day filed In this
“I understand the famous pitcher Is j office hi* «worn «tatement Ne. 3811, for
Notice for Publication
courting the sister of his old time : tbe purchase ot the e'jnwy, aud wj£nej£ of
I Section No.29, in Township No. 3» s. Range No.
United States Land Office, Lakeview, Ore-
rival.”
"Yes. How do you suppose It will 110 E W M, and will offer proof to show that the ' goa. September 27.1007.
4 land sought is more valuable for Its timber or
Notice is hereby given that in compliance
result?”
stone than for agricultural purposes, and to 1 with the provisions of tbe act of Congress of
“In a tie, no doubt."—Cleveland Plain I establish
his claim to said land before the ; June 3. 1878, entitled "An act for the sale of
Dealer.
I
| Clerk of Klamath County, Oregon, st bls timber lands in the States of California. Ore
¡ATTORNEY AND
office at Klamath Falls, Oregon, on Fri- gon, Nevada, and Washington Territory," as
Of Course.
COUNSELOR AT LAW
day, the 10th day of January 1908
«»tended to all tbe Public Land State« by act
Tnwker—T see a tiger fled from a bull
He names as witnesses:
of August 4, 1892, Ozra L. Brown, of Klamath
KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
In Central America recently.
B. S. Grigiby, Geo. Weber, W. H. Webb and Falls, county of Klamath, State of Oregon,
Cuttemoff-Well, what of It?
' has filed In thia office bla «worn statement ROOMS 7 48, MURDOCK BLDG
W. O. Webb, all of Klamath Falls, Oregon.
Any and all persons Claiming a«1versely the : No. 3774, for the purchase of tbe nw't«e', H««c.
Tawker— Do you suppose he WÊ8
above-described lands are requested to file j No. 1», In Tp. No. VI 8, K. No. ¡0, K. W M,
cowed?
Cuttemoff—No, bullied.—Kausas City their claims in this office on or before said ' and will offer proof to abow that tbe
DR. C. P. MASON
lOtb day ot January, 190».
land sought 1« more valusble for Its timber or
Times.
J. N. WAT8ON, Register.
stone Ilian lor agricultural purposes, and to
DENTIST
10-31-1-2
I
establish bls claim to said land before the
The Proposal.
Clerk
of
Klamath
County.
Oregon,
at
bls
Office
in
American
Bank 4 Trust Com
He (nervously!—Er-er, Margaret—er-
• office at Klamath Falls. Oregon, on Monday,
pany’s Building
tr--there's something has l>een trem
Notice for Publication
the Vth day of December, 1907
bling on my lips for the last twr
PHONE 614
He name« as witnesses:
United States Land Office, Lakeview, Ore-, Wm. Snow,C. N. Snow, W.O. Webb and B. S.
months.
KLAMATH
FALLS
OREGON'
She—Yes, so I see. Why don’t yot- gon, Sept. 27, 1907.
I Grigsby, all of Klamath rails, Oregon.
Notice
is
hereby
given
that
In
compliance
shave it off?—Princeton Tiger.
Any and all persons claiming adversely tbe
with the provisions of the act of Congress of above-described lands are requested to file
June 3, 1878, entitled “An act for the sale ol
their claims In this office on or before said 9th
Pass It Along.
timber lands In the Stans of California, Ore
"That young groom," said the minis gon. Nevada, and Waahlrgtm Territory.” as day of D m ., 1907.
10-8—12-5
J. N. WATSON, Register.
CIVIL ENGINEER and SURVEYOR
ter after the ceremony, "gave me a flf- extended to all the Public l.an<! States by act
of August 4, 1892, Sarah A. Mulkey, of Klamath
t • dollar fee. What a blessing!”
KLAMATH FALLS
'Yes,” said his wife, with her hand Falls,county of Klamath, state of Oregon, has
Notice for Publication
All kind« of engineering and draughting
i t, “it Is more blessed to give than to ibis day filed in this office her sworn state
Department of the Interior, Land Office st
ment No. 3793, for the purchase of
i elve.”— Houston Post
tbe
ej^nwjg
ne!4«w!i
and
nwJ^seJi Lakeview, Oregon, Nov. 6. 1907.
Notice 1» hereby glveu that Theodore L. Her-1
of Bee. No. 17, in Tp. No. 88 8, K
Otherwise Occupied.
No. 10 E W M, and will offer proof to show that more of Klamath Fall«, Oregon, has filed
WILL A. LEONARD
“Do you think the railways realize tbe land sought is more valuable for its tim notice of ills Intention to make final commuta
their responsibilities?”
ber or atone than for agricultural purposes, tion proof in support of blsclalm,vlx: Home
DENTIST
“Some of them don’t,” answered the and to establish her claim to said land before stead Entry No. 360!, made .May 2, 190«. for the
I
offhand economist. "They are too busy tbeClerkof Klamath County, Oregon, at his I Loll, Hec. 1. I'p. 87 8, R. 10 E., W. M . and that
VVVfftrow - We/frase fiuUding
Improving their opportunities."—Wash office xt Klamath Falls, Oregon, on Tues said proof will bs made bwfore the clerk of
Klamath county. Ore at hl« office at Klamath
day, the 10th day of December, 1907.
ington Star.
Falls, Oregon, on the 2Utli day of December,
She names as witnesses:
Charles Mniander. J. C. Cravens, Hamilton ■ 1907,
Enigmatical.
Mulkey and R. E. Dunlap, all of Klamath | He name*« the following w!tne««es toprove
‘‘Did George kiss you last night?”
C. F. STONE
hl* continuous residence upon, and culllva
Falls. Oregon.
‘‘He wanted to.”
tlon of, the land, vis:
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Any
and
all
persons
claiming
adversely
the
‘‘Well, what happened?”
G.E Beltslug« r. I'. It. '.toliagoati, William
above-described lands «re requested to file
OFFICE OVER POSTOFFICE
"When he made the proposal I set their cialm» in this office on or before said Lashua an«! John Kenuey all of Klamath
Falls, Oregon.
my face against lt.”-Batt!more Amiri i, loth Jay of Dee., 1907.
1144-12-19
J. N Watson, Register. *
Can,
10-8 -12-5
J. N. WATSON, Register. 1
a
E. T. ABBOTT, Gen. Mgr,
Thrall, Cal.
or to Ak7577J?£ TUANS. CO. at Klamath f alls or Pokegama
<>0<><>000<XXXX>
C. C. BROWER
E. B. HENRY
Klamath Falls, Oregon
% o
•
Every drop
Of Old Continental Whiskey
Water Mill Whiskey
Normandie Rye
F. F. If. Rye
is as pure as Government inspection can make
it. It is bottled in bond under Government su
pervision and that carriesdhe guarantee of abso
lute purity.
Pure
is tly» word that tolls the story, and when the
government places its O. K. on whiskey you may
•>e sure it is pure.
Sold by
C. D. WILLSON
s
o Wholesale
_________
____ Dealer
and _
Retail
Worlc
At tlæ Reptitolleciii
k