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THE REPUBLICAN PRINTERY Phone 31 Th» Woman'* Order Startlad the High Priced Fleriet. A woman went Into a fashionable New York florist'* «lore one <lay to buy aouie How era for a sweet glri gradu ate “I wnut to tfet Rome Hower* for a young lady who la to graduate tomor row," ahe said. "What have you?" "How would aome American Beau- tlea do?" naked the florist. "What are they worth?’ "The lamt are |7 n dozen." The woman thought a moment “Have you none cheaper?' ahe naked. "Yea." »aid tile florist, "we have some with short ateina for 63 and 11" Rhe looked nt the carnation» "How much am those?" »he naked "Wo hnve them for 50 cents a dozen and 75 cents n dozen " "Would carnations do for a graduat ing present?" "Yes. Indeed •• "Will you tie them up with ribbon?" "Y<-*." Jefferson's Manual nays I. When the yea« and uayn are ordered, the names of seuators shall lie called alphabet Ically, and each senator shall without ‘ielay declare his assent or dissent to the question, unless excused by the senate, and no senator shall Is- |>ermlt- ted to vote after the division shall have been announced by the f>reaidlng officer. but may. for sufficient reasons, with unanimous consent, change or withdraw his vote. No motion to sus- fiend this rule shall la* in order, nor : shall the presiding officer entertain any request to sus|a.n<l It by unani mous request (ow-tion 41). 2 When a senator declines to vote on call of bls name ho shall be required to assign l.ls reasons therefor, and, having as signed them, the presiding officer shall submit the question to the senate "Hhall the senator, for the reasons as , signed by him. be excused from vot ing?" which shall tie decided without debate, nnd these proceedings shall lA held after the roll call nnd before the result Is announced, nnd any further proceeding* In reference thereto shall ' tie after such announcement (sections 17 and 16). “Will you inis the colors?” "Ye., " "Well," said the wotnun after a mo ment's lienltatlon, "you may give me a A Fiery Sp»»ch. red one and a white one." William O'Brien In hl* “Recollec The florist gaspad. "Shall I put them lit separate boxes?” he asked. — Ex-| tions” gives thia picture of Timothy Healy's first appearance in parliament: change. "A quarter of an hour after he took bls i seat as member for Wexford be started Walk a Crack? Most men cannot walk lu n straight up to make hl* maiden sjieecb—tiny of line with their eye* open, and none frame, sardonic of visage, his hand* tn ever lived that could do so with his bls breeches pockets, as coolly Insolent eyes shut. Try IL It la uu aged say as a Parisian gamin, ns entirely de ing that a man follows hl* nose, and 1 testable as a small Diogenes. peering there never was a nose since Adam l over the riins of bls plncenez as from that stood straight lu front of n face. his tub, through bilious eyes over bls All of us are aiHicted with either »In- contemptible audience—and horrified Istrutorslon or dextrotorsion that is. In the house of commons with the follow walking we veer either to the left or ing exordium: 'Mr. Speaker. If the to the right. It cannot be helped. Set noble marquis (Hartington) thinks be' up two posts on the lawu and l>et a la going to bully us with his high and million that no man or woman In the mighty Cavendish ways, all I can tell crowd can walk from one to the other him la be will And himself knocked Into without anfractuoslty. There's a swell a cocked hat In a Jiffy, and we will word for you. Aufractuoslty—that’s have to pnt him to the necessity of wip where you get a wiggle on—walk wab ing the blood of all the t'avendlsbea from his noble nose a good many times bly.—Bangor (Me.) News. before he disposes of us.' ” A Psddlsr of Chestnuts. A singular dream Is related In a well known British magazine. A woman suffering from anxiety caused by re duced circumstance* dreamed that she went to church. "The people began to go out one by Wne. I looked around and Inquired why they were leaving the church They said: To look for the magic bird In the churchyard. You will always have luck if you find It.' I thought 1 would try to find IL went out and swept away the fallen leaves and found a speckled thrush, and as soon as I took It up It dropped £1 in my hand. The next morning I went Into our back garden and there among the fallen leave* was the speckled thrush, which had just been killed by a cat. It wa« yet wann. I said, 'Here is the magic bird, and the money I know will come by post.' The hope was justified, for £1 came in the morn-, Ing and a check from a friend In the evening " MANNING THE YARDS. A Naval Ceremony That Is Not Whs* It Used to Bs. A Poor Compliment. Minister (on return from holiday)— Well, Daniel, my good man, nnd how have things been going on in my ab sence? . Daniel—'Deed, sir, a’ things been gauu on brnwly. They say that you meenlatcrs when ye gang free hame aye tnk' guld enre to send waur men than youreelfs to till the pooplt. But ye never dae that, alrt— Punch. KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON E. R. RF.AMEH, Vice-President LESLIE ROGERS, Asst. Cashier ALEX MARTIN, President ALEX MARLIN, Jr.. Cashier The Pioneer Bank of Klamath County STATEMENT OF CONDITION AT THE CLOSE OF BUSINESS JUNE 2V, 1907. BMOUMCM Ixrana and Discounts...................................................................................... I 314,962.76 Bonds and Kecurities...................................................................................... . 60,564.86 Real Estate,’Buildings and Fixtures.................................... ,...................... 20,160.5 Cash and Bight Exchange................................................................................ 248,091.93 >643,800. IS UABtLiTtaa Capital Stock, fully paid ............................................................................. | 100.000.00 Surplus and Profita.......................................................................................... 12,088.64 Due other Banks......................................................................................... 40,061.98 DttPOMTS........................................................................................................ 491,649.51 1643,800.13 I. Alex Martin, Jr., Cashier of the above named Bank, do solemnly swear that the above statement is true to the best of my knowledgexnd believe A lkx M astix , J b ., Cashier. fcubecribed and sworn to before me tLia 8tb day of July, 1907. [SEALj A. M. W obdbx , Notary Public for Oregon. F'lrsit Class Plumbing of all kinds at Lowest of Prices Laundry Trays pwo ve yes H. BOIVIN, the Plumber, Agent, VLuu:ì Falla. Cjra,oa A Singular Dream. One summer a well known senator went back to hl* birthplace and of course made a sjieecli to the friends of bls childhood. “How well I remcmlrer these old fidutllar acenes!" be said. “Here Is the house where I was born. Here Is the old well and there the gunleu patch. Yonder nre the woods, and there Is the meadow. Along the meadow Is the row of stately tree« where I picked cbestuuts when I was a mere lad”— "Yeo." broke In an old neighbor, who seemed to be a bit bored, "and you have tieen peddling them ever since." Whereupon the meeting closed.—Sat urday Evening Poet. In the old navy, when United States ■hips were actually ships with yards, the boa'n'a mate's cull, "All bands cheer ship!” was followed by a muck more picturesque ceremony than is possible now. when the vessels of the uavy are fitted with but a single yard and that only used for signaling. At the word of command "Man the yards!” there was an amount of aero batic scurrying on the main deck* of the old aldp» that was calculated to make the ship visitor hold his breath, the thing looked so dangerous. The men forward In bluejacket uniform would fairly leap up the rope ladders, and almost by the time the echoes of the command had died away every ynrtl on each mast would support «cores of men nnd boys, all standing erect, most of them only held up by the crossed arms of the men beside them. This representation of n cross was hold by all of the men, nnd It was their business to stand thus with absolute statuesqueness. Then the command “Cheer ship!” would he bawled out on deck by the chief boa'n’s mate, nnd there would be a yell from cathead to mlxxen that couldn't help but wnrm the blood of everybody with in hearing of It. When the men manned the yards with all sail except topsails nnd stunsails set, such a pic ture was renlly beautiful, the men's uniforms of blue standing out In anp- phlre-llko contrast to the cameo whlte- iiohs of the shrouds. This was a cere mony on all formal occnslons, such as the visit nlsvnrd the old ships of dis tinguished men. And "Man the ynrds!" mid “Cheer ship!” were com mand» always given when one of the old clippers of the United States nnvy whs either departing for or arriving from n foreign station. KLAMATH COUNTY BANK The Unexpected. A curious story is that of the late 1 Colonel Harry McCalmont of the Brit ish army. He was a poor man when be went to the reading of his uncle's will, hoping that perhaps the departed might have remembered him to the extent of an old watch. True enough, the lawyer read out the words, "To my nephew, Harry McCalmont. I leave my watch and chain.” Th" k Tatee ■ was satisfied, and, leaning back, he drowsed, lulled by the monotonous tones of the lawyer as he read through the long Instrument. At the dose be arose to go. "I congratulate you.” said the solicitor. “I don't know why you should." said the other. "You arc residuary legatee.” remarked the law yer. "You will have £4,000 annually for th" first live years from this date, and afterward you will inherit sotn»' £7,000.000." Unlearned, but Wise. I "I'm after justice rather than law,” said Joliu Dudley, who for twenty-one years, from 1770 to 1791. was one of the most popular Judges of New Hamp shire. He was unlearned in the Inw, and bls education was so defective that he could not write live consecutive sen tences lu correct English, yet so ac ceptably did he discharge his Judicial duties that Chief Justice Parsons of Massachusetts, one of the most learned of lawyers, said of him. “We may smile at tits Inw and ridicule his language, yet Dudley, take him all in all, was the greatest and best Judge I ever knew in New Hampshire." The Strain of the Glass Houses. •'The sou of a glassblower Is rarely found In the same employment.” said a speaker at a child labor conference. “I would rather send my boys straight to hell than a^nd them by wny of the glass house," jtie glassblower is quoted as saying. It appears that the charac ter of the men is greatly affected by the extreme heat and consequent physical «train of the glass houses. City Meat Market HEISS & ARMAND PROPRIETORS ALL KINDS OF FRESH, SALT AND SMOKED MEATS SAUSAGES1OF ALL KINDS | HOME FRESH DRESSED *5 I •4^1 BAKERY J CHICKENS. ? 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