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AND GOSSIP. Brevities I THE HALL OF FAME Yra Hindu of Pasaum|Mlc, Vt.. recent ly made a contract to saw thirty curds of wimm I for a creamery company. Mr Hmith Is ninety one years of itge. When John D. Rockefeller went to scb<s>| at Owego, N. Y., Thomas C. Plait was also a student there, hut u year ahead of the oil king In hl* classes. Before Ii<> went to culigrvaa Keuutor Charles Dick of Ohio signed hlntaelf Charles W. F. Dick. The two ex Im lullluls be has since cuusldcrcd aupcr- flulll**. The Nwedlsh mlulater at Washing ton, Herman de Ijigen riiiitz, Is so d»- Ughteil with the (uike George region that bo Intends to build u cottage uml ■pend th«» summers there. John It. McLean, the well known editor and proprietor of the Cincinnati Kiiqulror. will present to ('Inelniiatl a drinking fountain, Io I m * placed on the alto of the Mct*»nn ho|ne*tead. Captain Joshua Hlocum, who sailed around the world alone In hl* lltllo thirty-six foot boat, th«» Kprny, a few years ago, still live* and «nils his craft. Ho riwently arrived at Nuutui'ket with th«» Kpruy from the West Imllus, K«»l«| Back, Jr., son of the wealthiest C’hlneHo tuerchaut of Portland, Oro, has lieen admitted to practice In the federal court at Portlund by Judge Calverton. Young Buck la tweuty-alx ycats old and was born It) Portland. Hlr Langdon Bonythou is one of Aus tralia's jotiriiallsti«’ knights Fran the [Hadtlon of ro|s>rter he worked hm way up to the editorship. Ik hna snt tn the commonwealth pHrllamenl and has tsk en u prominent part In the progress of education In hla state. I Congressman Burton of Cleveland. O., Is understood to contemplate re signing the < hi)lriniinshlp of the rivers • nd hurlstrs cominltlw In th«» next con gross and devoting hi* time to the work of th»» Inland waterway* commls- •lon, of which he la a member. Froacli art has to mourn the death of Augusto Dclattro, one who may be •tyleil the father of engraving on cop perplatc A mere craflsman and al- ' most self taught, In» Is-gsu no long ago u* IMO to study anctent work on cop|H-r and became the restorer ot the art In France. z »»ward M Morgan, who hna two* appointed («mtmaster of New York. I I startml thirty four years ago as a tern porary letter carrier In the |>o*tofflcc He la the first poatmaster In the bls tory of the Now York office who has worked bls way up from the bottom and fillo«! successively every place in the l«»cal service. And now ths summer girl flits on ths sc*ns With smiling tars and. Incidentally, Hom* dainty *»<l bewildering llngvrt* amt pr» tty gowns, pink, h*llotro»M and green And blue an<1 *11 th* shads* that go be tween All through the duy stia wield* a won drous power On tenni* court, the bathln* beach and lawn. Amt gay young men Improvs th* shining hour To pay due homags er* th* chan«« Is gon*. Mwi-et I* the rnnid*n In her love of gl«*. And, though full many u oovart glane* dotti warn. Mho count* her conquests, on« und two and three • * • • * Unhold th. gossip a* she sits and knit* And t.ar. that poor girl s moral. Imo fell.' —Laurana Time. W. Sheldon A Safeguard. Turk Very Nicely Done. Gaflaat Man (aside* At last I bar* her all to myself Now I can tell her bow I love her and ask her to be mlns, now shall I do It, I wonder? Gentle Maid (behind her fan)—It Is surely coming 1 am so nervous and frightened I know be la going to bs terribly dramatic. I do hope 1 shan't have to help him up off hl* knees. Goodness, why doesn't be say some thing? I must brouk this horrible el- isnee. (Aloud, recklessly) Have yon •vur been ubroad? Gullaut .Mau (smilingly) No. l’n> saving It for a wedding tour. Gentle Mali! (demurely)- Why, Low funny; so am I. Gallnut Mun (meaningly) Then why shouldn't we take It together? Gentle Maid (innocently) Possibly your wife and my husband might ob ject to goftig In such a crowd. Gallant Man (brilliantly) Ths crowd wouldn't I m » objectionably lnrg<- If your husband and my wife were husband and wife. (Further conversation was disjointed and Indistinct).—Pearson's Weekly.’ Wh*r* Animal* B**t Men. “Nature faking aside," said the zoo keeper, “mice won't eat oleo. It Is a fact I-oy a pat of oleo am! a put of butter aide by aldo uml In the morning the butter will lie gone, but the oleo will remain untouched "Oh, yea, some animals ore lncr«-di- bly ulce alsiut tbelr fowl. The otter, when living wild, will oidy eat one piece, one mouthful out of each fish he catches, lie will land a lieautlful trout, but only one bite of It from the back, just behind the neck. Is good enough for hltn. The rest he tossi-s paper aside This epicure often kills a dozen First Beggar What's flue, big trout to make one meal, you’ve got? , "Chlrn|>anz«M»a have very delicate Rscon«1 Beggar IJat of place* where tastes. A banana or a pineapple that there's a luck of workmen. First Beggar—You crazy? We won't to you Mvini delicious to a cbimpan- zee may lie revolting, II Is taata la go near such places! keener. Grafies grown In hothouaea wliy Second Beggar ('hump! That's where sulphur fumes are us«-il as an I got It!—Fllegende Blatter. I UuMrcticlde taste ull right to a man, but a chlmpnnz«-«- will have none of them. Sh* Knew a Cocktail. "The Ichneumon Jove* eggs. He can Lieutenant B„ just arrived from duty In the Philippines, came eastward to tell a frosh from a stale one simply New York with hla wife, picking up by tapping the shell."—Loa Angele* en route th«-lr twelve year old daughter, Times. who bad been left with a friend during “Copy Reading” Howells. tlielr aloieuce. The Landon Atheneum Maya of the The little one had fallen nsleep, and following Howells paragraph that It la as th«» train was nearing th«» Grand the best sentence {a-rhaps in any re Central station her parents fell to <11*- cent English book. Describing a cer cussing th«» hotel question. tain ancient «sllflce, Mr Howell* write* one "Well, as we «hall only remain and the Atheneum quote*: nlgiit," said Mr*. B , "I vote for the “What, in the heart of all this blos Manhattan." soming. was the groat cathedral it The couple were suddenly electrified by tbelr little girl's sitting up and In self when we came In sight of it but a vast efflorescence x»f the age of I drowsy tones Inquiring: faith, mystically la-autlful lu form and “Oh. mamma, may I have tbe gray as some pale exhalation from cherry ?"—Philadelphia Izslger. the mold of the ever cloistered, the deeply reforest««! past." Th* Stolen Ham. Very flue, all must admit, But A darky was walking along Houth wouldn’t that paragraph have tie«-n i street. Philadelphia, carrying a large meat and drink to the man who used hatu on bls shoulder, when he was ac to mark up Mr. Howells’ newspaper costed by n big policeman, who ex- copy tmek at Bucyrus. O. If Howells clalnnil gruffly. the reporter bad written that for the "Hay, there, you black rascal, where PLAYS AND PLAYERS. Rucyfus Blade he would have found did you get that bam?" It In the paper next duy about like Tiie darky looked around and. »wtn- Adelahle K«lm has I «ecu ap|M-arlng this in Naw York as Roma In "The Elerual Ing to be very much surprised at bl* '"Tie cathedral with flowers all posst-sslon ot the ham. said. "Who put City ■round it. looks One. It I* 400 year* dat 'ere ham on mah aboulderT ’ — A new mining play of the gold Acids old and need* paint"—Galveston News. of Colorado la call«-«! “The Blackhawk —Judge's library. Mln«-.” Thought Nin* Enough. Rsxl Stop Watch. A rumor that "Peter Pan" will be Tlie following amusing birth notice "Hold on there! 1 shouted the • old produced sa <qa-ra linn liern denied by appeared In the Dresden Anzelger: fanner, looking nt ills watch. YeoU J. M. Barrie, the author of th«« play. I la- violating ‘the spe«-<l luws of thia "To «.ur seven hearty Ixi.va there came Karnh Bernhardt hna been elected to todni. In God's early morning, not the caounty." the Society of Authors of Franco. She "What do you know about our wished for little daughter, but. in han nlways shown groat Interest In the SpeedT” retorted the angry chauffeur. compensation, a pair of fine boya. We society. judge by this elementary event that “You hiiveu't a stop watch." Miss Fanny Hartz, dnughter of A. "Haven't a stop watch? Why. by these strenuous times demand more F. llartB, la playing with the Columbia gum. this watch stops every two or men than blossoms of the gentler sex. theater stock company In Washing three minutes, (inly paid 80 cents for aud console ourselves with thoughts of our fatherland, to which we cal): ton. Iler work ha* boon well s|«oken It. neighbor."—Chicago News. of. Hilda ti|King and Charlotte Walker "TTurrah! Hurrah! Now there nre nine. Firm stand and true th* watch on th* head the company. Whin It Btcom** a Personal Los*. Rhine! “The Prince of Pllacri" will be trans "George, the cook has gone." “To all dear friends and acquaint- | lated Into German and produced In "Let her go. I never liked her." “Rut she took all my currant Jelly *nce* and to wh<rm else the joyous Leipsic under the direction of Dr. Her tidings may lie of Interest we give this man llaller at th«» Central theater. and both my ls»st tablecloth*.'' notice—the last of its kind—Eduard >h let tier go." Henry W. Kavag«» closed tb«» contract "And she carried off the recipe «for Rost and wife.” before sailing for home. waffles you like so well." A Bargain. "What's that? Which way dill she NEW YORK CITY. Mr Mason rubbed the edges of the go? Why didn't you call th<> jiolice?”— umbrolhi with discriminating Anger* Cleveland Plain Dealer. In the New York city tenements thir while bis wife listened to the saleswo ty-seven children under one year old man's enumeration of Its good |>oints. Hope. are dying each day. "This is $10. Isn't It?" he asked. "Do you think," be nskt-d her younger Since the first day of the yenr 7.300 sister, "there la nny hope for me? 1 "Oh. no,” replied the saleswoman re new families have token up their have tried four times to persuade her proachfully. "It Is $0.80.” •bode In New York city. “She s«»etns to regard the 11 cents ns to say yes, but she always puts me off. Re<-ords of false weights mid meas- I shall not care to live If she Anally particularly invidious. I wonder why?" whispered Mr. Mason to his wife. ures used tn New York city allow that refuses me." “Not at all,” said Mrs. Mason, with the people arc cheated out of $13,000,- I "Hop«» on, ('barley. She may keep 000 a year by their us«». putting you off. but she's busy getting mild bent; "uothlng 'Invidious' about One of the unsolved problems of the stuff for her wedding outAt."—Chica It. Only very naturally it touched the girl not to have you perceive that you grent metrofioUa Is, "Where do ths go Record-II era Id. z were getting a bargain."—Youth's Com hack men get the one story silk hats panion. they wear, which never appear to be How Ho Catches Thom. new?" "How does It happen that you nre re- Cautious. Now York ’city glvea a larger con* talned In so many divorce cases?" A Ave-year-old girl was very ill, and, “Well," replied the lawyer, “seeing tin u on a street car ride for S cents than noticing the anxiety of her pareut, she any other city in the world For that that yoq are not in my line, I'll tell said, "Mamma, do you think I'tn going fare you can ride from the postofflee you. I look over the marriage license* to die7” to Fort George, 12.37 miles, In one every morning anil send my card "No, my dear,” replied the mother, hour and thirty-seven minutes.— New •round to the contracting parfiea."— "we think you will soon be better." Judge. York Herald. » “Well," said tbs little one. “I’d like to dje and go to heaven on a visit If 1 What H* Wanted. was sure I could come back if I didn’t Facts From France "You say this man atole your coat." like the place."—Chlckgo News. •aid the magistrate. “Do I understand The halilt of snuff taking 1s one* that you prefer charges against him?" more becoming popular In I’urls in Looked That Way. "No, yer honor," replied the com "I don’t think she’ll ever marry him,’* spite of the dangers which medical plainant; “I icayfer th’ coat if It's all men attribute to it. said Mrs. Henpeck. "She quarrels with the same t' ye, sor.”— Houston Post. him ao and Is so domineering that”— The number of plays which had “She Is?” Interrupted Henpeck. “Pll their first performance Inst year in Good and Bad. France was 7X2. All but 238 of these “I was walking down the street this bet they’ve liecn secretly married al were beard In Paris. morning when I run across n horse- ready!”— Philadelphia Press. The statue of Garibaldi, Italy's gift Ihoe, and It brought me good luck.” All Alone In Th** Clast. to the city of Paris, wiih unveiled re "1 ran across one yesterday while In Mr. Hunker—I have merely a speak cently In Lowendal square, Parle, with my auto, and It brought me a punc ing acquaintance with Miss Throck imposing civil and military ceremo ture." Denver News. morton. Mr. Spatts—You nre very nies. lucky. All her other acquaintances Spreading. In Paris dogs are treated a* well na listening acquaintances.—Stray Prarl Hei<' Is n gnat scientist who lire human lieings are. They wear auto Mori es. mobile togs when they go motoring, announces that sun spots expand. Kuby—I don't doubt It. I had a they have a hospital, and they eves He who changes the aporta la se have a good sized cemetery, with moo freckle on my nose ns big its a pen, and cretly changing the manners of th# aments and headstones and ineertp- It expanded us big us a quarter.—Chi- young.—Pinto. engt News. tions and mortnary wreaths. Sharks and ths Dead Whale. The prwseuce of any large <|uanttty of easily obtainable food is always sufficient to secure the until vided at tention of the shark tribe. When “cut ting In” whales at sea, I have often been amazed at the Incredible num bers of these creatures tliut gut her in a \dmrt space of time, attracted by some mysterious means from heaven only knows what remote distances. It has often o«-<-urre<l to u* when whal ing In the neighborhood of New Zea land to get u s[>erm whale alongside without u sign of a shark below or a bird above. Within an hour from the time of our securing the vast mass iff flesh to the ship the whole area within at least an acre has ls-en alive with a seething multitude of sharks, while from every <|uarter «ante drift ing silently an incalculable host of sea birds, converting the blue nurture of the sea into G m - semblauce of a plain of new fallen snow. Ti>e harpooners and officers from their lofty position on th«- «-uttiug ,tag>- sh w so res upon scores by sim ply dropping their keen edged blub ber spades u[>on the soft crowns of the struggling Ash. the only place wtiers a shark Is vulnerable to instant «leath. Th«- weapon sinks into the creature's brum, I»- gives a convulsive writiie or two, releases his bokl and slowly sinks, followed In his dew-ent by a knot of his Immediate neighbors, all anxious to provide him with prompt sepulture within their own yearning maws.—National Review. KLAMATH COUNTY BANK KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON ALEX MARTIN, President ALEX MARLIN, Jr., Cashier The Pioneer Bank of Klamath County STATEMENT OF CONDITION AT THE CLOKE OF BUSINES« JUNE tiff, 1907. axsocaiM Ix>an* and Discounte............................ Bond* and tsecuritie« . ......................... Real Estate,.Building* and Fixture* Cash and Hight Exchange.................... ........ I 314,982.7« .......... ......60.h84.tM ............ 20,160.6 .......... 2iB.tWl.M3 »M3, UM. 13 LIAMIIJTIM Capital Stock, fully paid Surplus and Profit*......... Due other Bank*........... iDKPOHITH....................... » 100,000.00 12,0B8.M 40,001. 491, MOI »643, HOU. 13 I, Alex Martin, Jr., Cashier of the above name«! Bank, do solemnly swear that the above statement is true to the best of my knowledgeand believe A lbi M abti . v , J b ., Cashier. Kuliecribe«! and sworn to Morn me this 8th day of July, 1907. [ sxal ] A. M. Woaoan, Notary Public for Oregon. Class Plumbing of oil Id nd «<• at L/Owe»t of Prices To Those About to Marry. We don't know how much money it takes to support a wife. We have studied the problem a whole year now and And that It takes all you can get —Detroit Free Press. Standard" I I E. R. REAMS*. Vic*-Pr*aid*nt LESLIE ROGERS, Aaat. Cashier Laundry Trays MAGAZINE READERS H. 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