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The Sale at the BOSTON STORE wiH continue until everything is sold ;— -- ■ i i,r Hotu She Got A Volition. <)■ (Original | '•Wtuifs that clicking In th« th k«t of fire?” asked th» leader suddenly, prick ing up his ears. "Oh. my key clicks with «very dis patch that goes through." snld Thatch er, w hile Ii« road by sound hln daugh ter's inessnge Io the n«xt station east. Thl« Mtfgflttl Hi« l*»l»l»*-r- At 11 i o’clock u man with a red light went out and waited to slgnnl the train. It I wan twenty minutes late und when It came disobeyed th« signal pushing on I to the «billon, where a dozen m«n with I rilles juiu|M-d off nnd confronted the robbers. All were captured. Molly had no difficulty In getting a position with th« railroad company, be sides being given a thousand dollars. HAHAH BEAM. Figure This Out For Yourself. Calculations offer a great many In teresting pro|MMltl<>nn for the |tudlouo- ly Inclined J. Iiunk of Baltimore han compile«! a rather remarkable arrange ment of the till« of u song from “Mlle. Modiste"-"! Want XVliat I Want When I Want It." In the following twenty five squares the words are ao arranged that by Iwginnlng In the up per left hand corner nud reading acrons or down, not up. the sentence can t>e road In 1R.42! different ways, accord ing to the arranger There Is no time tide week to verify the count, but any one may do no who has leisure. Here is the arrangement: Selections streaks in It nnu is round nonmiK vu th«- m - u <>r taken by w iiule fishers from th»* cnrraM of tin* Mp>-rin whale. Much la also pick»«! up on th«* shores of the Bahamas. It Is generally iigs»-«-<l that smlsTgrls 1« secret <•<! by th»* sperm whale ns the result of a disease. It Is chiefly Iwiught by scent makers, hut la also valuable «» n constituent of cer tain medicines.- Ixndon Standard. CHRISTMAS Blush and Mohair Robes Edward Thatcher was station agent Best Harness and Best on th« Vtilon I’nr I rtf railroad at n THE CZAR’S KITCHENS. pint« far out on what thirty yearn ago Whips on Earth war» called "the plulna.** The only Testa to Prsvant Poisoned Food Roach* Tha War Airship. houses nt tbln stopping |n>|nt for trulna ing the Royal Tabla. It Is n sweet dream, but It will never wot» the ntatlou anil Thatcher's dwell* No ch«f In all the world occupies a com»« true. Humanity will forbid. The WILL HUMPHREY’S Ing. a fe w hundred yardn away. more peculiar ptsdtlon tlina M. Eugene week afti-r the empyrean warship Is Thatcher's duughlcr, Molly, alxt»*i*n Kratz, the little known but nugust cor constructed, th»* Saturday Evening yearn old, wan mix loon to learn teleg don bleu who presides in tlie imperial Post tUJnks, tie* powers will m»*et at raphy, Her fntljer encouraged her, Opposite Exchange Stable« kitchens of the Great White Czar. TTi'* Hague anil agree that nothing and an noon an she knew her title I mor** harmful than pamphlets shill be I This remarkable num draws a salary graphic letturs lie ran n wire under dropped from th« flying monatvr. rather larger than that of the president ground from the station to the bonne of ths United States about $55,*MM) a and put In a key for her to practice ou. yenr and has paramount control of HIS INTERESTED FRIEND. At first he lined the regular key at the tlie pala<-e kitchens In all the homes of station. hut Molly's line wan un Inde- th« lin|H-rlal family, from Peterhof, tlie g»cu«<- m« d«t I don't» mak' You welrorn' here. «Ignor. |K-iMlent one, nnd alio wns lluble to call Aultchkoff. the Winter palace, the You «e«, 1 '(raid for mak’ m- • atak*; him nt any time, lu summer, having Tsarakoe-Helo, al! the wuy to l.ivadla. I gotta «tunz bay fore. little to do. lie would nit lit the ntatloli In the Crimea. E«a riotta many 'M*-riean— Oh. vers. v«ra few— door trying to k»*«*p cool. That he Six times a year M Kratz makes tlie Dat com' to <le.-a peanutta «tan* could chut with Ilin well ladoved round of all tlie imperial kltciieus are prepared to do BLACKSMITHING and An' ray "Hello!” like you. daughter without Inconvenience he Im throiiglemt ths empire, and Ills |>ecul- You ap. ak ao line, you know so mooch, MACHINE WORK. Repair Work of all kinds prov Incd an extra key In the floor Eea hard fur me to aee lar position may I m * realized from tlie where he wnn nccuntomed to lounge. fact that bls social rank equals that of Wat for you want be frand wee th aooeh A dumb« man like me. done promptly. We guarantee all our work to It wasn't much of a key, and Itn dick a general Ln the Itusalan army. And Lua week grand rnan like you eea com* win not eanlly heard, but It apflli-ed an army tills wonderful chef certainly An' rnaka frandly ao. be first class and at Satisfactory Prices. Thatcher would alt In Ida chair and commauds, with absolute authority— I am so proud-but. oh, ao dumt>— I tai heem aU 1 know by ii alight pressure of bln foot give an army whose "weapons" are not the He e»-a ao eenterest een me Molly lennonn iii telegraphy till nhe be less lui|M>rtant for being mere pots and BETWEEN 6th AND 7th ON WALNUT An’ apeak so kind, ao aweet, came sufficiently cx|n*rt to take a po- proud as I can be i am pans. Want An' brag a lretta beet. I I Waul What ultlou and earn her own living Then, Of course a culinary artist of such i tai how mooch I mak' a day li»t In-llig natlarted with her demdate I rank as M. Kratz does little or nothing An' w'at I savin', v>o. nlxidr, ao far from companions of her Waul Wbat Want When at ull w ith Ills own hnndx. but 1s rather An' weeth my blgga mout' I say 1 More theengs dan Wat ees true <>nn age, a be prepared Io go to Oinnhn an inventive genius, titillating the pal- 4r>r>r*r>r>r>r*r*r>r>r>r*r> who you s pose ees dees unknown. with a view to becoming an operator. i ate of tin* emperor nnd Ills august Now. Want When What ! I Good, kinds frand to me? One night Thatcher went from hln guests, for when the autocrat of all Ees prealdi-nt for bank dat own houae U> the slatlou to attend the pann , the Husains wearies of Russian. All deeaa property! I I Want Want When ing of two train«, the one going cant French, Italian and English dishes he Today flees klnda man he sent To me hees agent man. due at tltlfi. the other going went due must Is* tried with some fantasy sm h To say I gotta pay more rent Opposite Van Riper Bros. Phone Ç96 Wuit Want When 1 II nt II 15 After the Intter hour there as chicken gunilsi as made In New Or For dees peanutta staa'. would lie no trains till morning, and leans or some of the delightful sweet We deliver to any part of the A sentence which could lie read for dishes of the Bulkau states aud Tur- Baycause I mak' ao b>-.-g mrestak* tie could pan« tin* night nt home. Th« An' gotta stung bay fore. flrnt train panned on time. Then ward or bnckwiird. such as "Itaw wns l..-i Escuse me eef I don'ta mak' Phone orders given careful and prompt attention. Mooch talk weeth you. »trnor. Thatcher nettled himself for u dote I ere I saw war." If It had nine sylia- It is well known that In tlie kitchens I ties, could Is* written In the name nr- — T A Italy in Catholic Standard while waiting for the next one, having of the czar most elaborate tasting We cut hams to accommodate customers Times. nearly two bourn to wait nud not car rangemeiit of square« and could be ceremonies are gone through, und when rend In 3<1.M2 different ways, or dou ing to dlnturb hln family, who went to the czar is in residence at Peterhof, a The Absentminded Ga-dener. bed «ar1*. by going back to the house ble Hi« nltove Illustration, ns It could i»e palace about half ati hour distant from He had acarcely nettled hlromdf on a rend down from tlic upper left band the capital, not only M. Kratz himself, buuk he had In the freight house ad corner or tip from the lower right baud but nls<> ills under chefs and certain joining and ojietilng Into the atatlon corner. Baltimore New«. high officials of tlie Imperial army, are when tic beard a dintant gallop of called In to taste every dbdi that g>ws Sorry Ha Spoke. home«* Ixnifn not one borne, but nev- to the emperor's table, after which ex Tli« conductor vYas inclined to seek periment a reasonable time Is permit- crnl. i'anaengera did not usually corn« that , for «yinpathy. "Do you ace that wo- ted to ela|>sc to see whether or not the way. The agent »<cnt«(l danger. ■ man on the left hand side of the car, tasters are |s>lsoued. Thia curious sur Jumping up. be went I > the telegraph up near the front?” lie asked the thin vival of other da)s <*omes down from ' man on the back platform. apparatus and culled Molly. the time of Ivan the Terrible.—St I 1. .. I -■■■ her '■ “Are you up?*’ bo anked. "The one with the dlxxy list?" There were n few momenta* delay, "Yea." when the answer came, "Hail gone A New Pharmacy Precaution. The Eastern Sugar-Cured Hams have arrived "Well, I think she's tryln' to beat me to bed. but hadn't got to sleep.” With the bottle of medicine the drug out of a fare. Wlicn 1 went In to col gist banded out a slip of paper. “Stand by the key Ibm't mil.’* Also a large barrel of the choisest salt-mackerel Molly naked (or an explanation, but lect she never looked around, an' I “Wbat is that?” asked the customer. ain't quite sure that abe didn't pay me received none, for at that moment the "A list of the things you should not ever seen in this city, which we sell in large or thud of horses' hoofs wan directly before, although I'm almost positive cat while taking this medicine," said Wife — If you don't hurry, my dear, without the ntntlon, nnd one In ud- at>out It. She looks to me like a wo the druggist. "Possibly the doctor you won't finish watering before the small quantities. We also keep the best cheese vntice gave a rap at the door. Thatcher man who'll I m * glad to stir up a fUns. neglected to glvo you Instructions rain cotmu.-Pele Mele. o|H<ned It, and a man with a drawn I can pick 'em out as far an I can see about that. Very often the doctors on earth—Fort Klamath -V- revolver, th« muzzle pointing In the ’em. You never spot a woman with do forget. Druggists used to be equal Defiance. agent's face, stood In the opening. a face like that who Isn't ready to ly careless, and moat of them are yet, Watch this space for announcement of Chase -Say your prayers now." Instructed Others were dismounting and coming bluff lier way anywhere. I wish to but we finally came to Is* ai-cused of up on to the platform. There waa thunder 1 knew whether abe had paid so many mistakes of which we were 'Valter's mother when the little chap & Sanborn’s Coffee nothing for Thatcher to do but to do her faro or not.” guiltless that In order to save our own was ready for bed. "I wouldn't worry about It any "Mother." announced the lad serious nothing. reputation and that of the drug trade more," said the thin man. “I paid the in general we established a school of ly, "I ain't goln' to say my prayers to "Where's yer telegraph outfit Y* ask To be handled exclusively by the lady's fare some time ago. She's my dietetics. »«1 the man. In so many cases where night nor tomorrow night nor the uext wife."—Argonaut. "In there In the ticket office." ' complaints were made alwut the med night, an' then If nothin' don't happen "All right. You go In there.** Aud. icine not having the desired effect we I ain't never goln' to say them again.” Live and Dis on the River. covered by thbs time with three re were accused of using Inferior drugs, —Harper’s Weekly. "The river population of Manila Is a whereas It was Injudicious eating that volvers, Thatcher pa«a»**l Into the Bessie Score«. freight house, where he waa searched clans by Itself,*' said a traveler. “Not cause«! the evil results.*'—Chicago In Bobby—Aw. women never amounted for nrma and bound hand and foot to be outdone by Canton, she han her ter Ocean. to much In the world's history. Who with a larlaL The men after thia sampans, kfmwn an cancoen nnd Employs Deaf Mutss Only. made themselves comfortable and wait lorchan, supporting 15,000 people with ever beard of a woman who was a I in the city limits, where thousands of Over on New York's cast side a great pitcher? ed. I "la the westbound 11:15 train on children are born. grow, live and die pros[M>rpux merchant engaged In the Bessie (quickly)—I have. I time?** asked ono who appeared to tie on these Hunting cargo carriers. They bottling Industry makes a sjieclalty of Bobby—G'wan! Who was she? never dream of any other world than employing deaf mutes in hla establish Bessie—Why, Mollie Pitcher.—8t the leader. "Don't know. I can find out for that which floats nliout them. These ment. Them* silent hands are reported Louis ltepublic. boats are small, but accommodate a to be more Industrious than Is usually you.'* family of five to seven. They hnve a the experience with unnffllcted labor. "flowt* FARMERS OF HODERATE MEANS fire pot. n platform and n rice kettle. On an average, the deaf mute bottler "Uy asking over the wire." OFFERED RARE OPPORTUNITY "I don't think you will. Where's The cabin or coverts! portion Is very earns higher wages than his fellow small In fact, I don't sec how they workman, and he Is generally more your red light?” "It's somewhere around here—In,a live-nnd it Is n wonder to me that economical than the latter. Both In An unusual opportunity is offered the tho children don't fall overboard and perceptive nnd receptive faculties the corner there, I think." deaf mutes are said to excel as com farmer of moderait* means to secure a drown. You will often see a woman The man found the llghl, and Thatcher knew that they would signal sitting nt the end of the itoat, rowing, pared with those not so handicapped. horn»* in the Lakeside Tract 1 ocat»*d on the trnln to atop with a view to hold with a child strapped on her back, In point of sobriety, tho nonbearlng. the North shore of Tule Ioike. The ing up the passengers or robbing the looking for all the world like a little nonspoaklng brother is reputed to net lnn»l now offered for sale consists of an enviable example. — New York monkey.” express car of a shipment of money. 3500 acres of irrigable land lying uniler 1 Press. "There are somo things ntsiut that the Adams canal, a part of the Klamath Ssiaed ths Opportunity. train." ho said, *'you*d ought to know." Project, and admirably locate»! along A Horse With an Annuity. There were bold thieves nnd bold "Well, what are they?" A hors«* witli an income 1« King, for the shore of the lake. It is rich sage "If you’ll let mo come In there with methtsls In the earlier days In Holboru. merly owned by th»* late Georg»» C. brush an*l grass land, part of it being in Hero Is an example: you. I'll tell you." Said a stout, asthmatic old gentleman Watts. He is now passing bls old ago cultivation. It will be sold in tracts to The men loosened tho lariat about on a farm on a monthly allowance of suit purchasers and on satisfactory bls legs, and h« walked Into tho other to a well dross»«! stranger who was $150 left him by his former owner. passing: "A rascal has stolen my hat. room. One of bls captor« sat In the terms. Under th«* will of Mr. Watts, King was chair In which ho wns accustomed to I tried to overtake him, but—I'm ao out For particulars call on or address, J. to have nu allowance of $200 a year tnik to Molly, and they stood him on of breath—I can't stir another Inch.” Frank Adams, manager Lakeside Com during the |s*rlod of his usefulness the floor a few foot from tho telegraph Tito stranger surveyed the other with pany, Tule Lake, Oregon. 10-17-tf and after that an income of $150 a key. He began to tell a plausible critical eye. Tho victim was puffing month until his death. Billy, a net and pnntlng ns for dear life. In the story, giving them just tho information »log, also received an allowan»«*, but lu* For Sale they wanted - that the conductor of tho plensanttwt tom* In the world th»* strau died last February. Mr. Watts left an trnln was timid and they would hnve ger said, “Thon I'll lx* hnnged. old l»oy. estate of $100,000, of which a part will no trouble with him, but the express If I don't hnve your wig!” Ro saying, g»> to charity, but the division of the (HO acres of excellent land, fit, miles messenger wax a tighter, well armed ho snatched that article from th<> suf estate has been delayed lumdlng the and with an assistant of tho same kind. ferer's head ami departed Ilk»* the wind, out, one mile from macadam road ; 500 death of the horse. King Is twenty- Then ho gave them the Information leaving him with head as bare as a I acres under gravity ditch, laterals all one years old.—Chicago Tribune. (made up) that 140.000 was being whip babe's.—Ht. .lames’ Gazette. mail»*; HO acres under propos«*»l high- ped on that very train, lly mingling line ditch; 250 acres in grain; 250 acres Ambergris. truth with falsehood be won enough The Good They Do. Amls>rgrls Is worth at present £0 5s. in alfalfa; good eight-room house; of their confidence to Interest them Arllm* Do moth balls really keep the an ounce, Isist year there was used arge barn and granary; four wells. and while talkiug sidled along till ho moths away? about £120.000 worth of this p«*cu)lar Price $53 per acre, one-third cash, got a foot on tho telegraph key. Thon, Yvonne No. dear, but they keep pen sulmtance lu the manufacture of per balance on easy terms. warming up with his subject to the ph* too far away to examine one's fumes. It Is a fatty xubstan»*e of an trnln robbers to fix their attention, bo . MASON A SLOUGH, clothes critically. - Kansas City Times. I aaltv gray color with rod or yellow called Molly and told her of the sltua- | Exclusive Agents. ♦ tlon. HARNESS SHOP KLAMATH FALLS MACHINE SHOP CASH MEA T MARKET ’ 2 J. W. Hawxhurst, Prop VAN RIPER’S 5- VAN RIPER BROS. M ason & S lough ABSTRACTERS choice line of invest ments that will make tlie purchaser money Lands Ranches City Property Farm Mortgages MASON & SLOUGH * f 32 •r tfAb tfAlAto itAtAtAtAb ± HOME BAKERY FRESH FRUITS. VEGETABLES, DRESSED CHICKENS. FRESH BREAD HOHE BAKERY Ì-