with me today, bdt I have tlie I Muss,” Just as they will say, "I dost NEW YORK’S CIVES. KLAMATH COUNTY BANK know where I caught It, but I am com Th. Lookout Man’s Trick When th«- KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON lug down with a heavy cold " Police Show Themselves. ALEX MARTIN, President E. R. REAMES, Vice-President Whatever the cause is, there are Nome of the dlven nbout New York Ö ALEX MARLIN, Jr., Cashier LESLIE KOGERS, Aset. Cashier times when the blues will seine upon I tlist sre under the ban of tlie ¡Mdlre (Original ) even I be most optimistic of us, but we have ingenious contrlvanccM for wani- Why her father am! mother didn’t are by no uieauM as helpless In ths ing occupants and ¡lutroiis of tbe sp- MRS. J. ELLEN FOSTER give her tbe name of Mephiatzqihella elutcliea of the Indigo tinted toftuenter ¡■roach of ii ''bull” or any other nus- Instead of Jaquellne I can't Imagine. ‘Who I* Trying to Aid Woman and ns a great many |>eople seem to Imng STATEMENT OF CONDITION AT THE CLOSE OF BUSINESS pectsd person. By the wn^ these They certainly would have done no Ins. Children Wage Earner*. i places are never referred to In the ver- JUNE 29, 1907. One of ths commonest forms of tor oscular us "dives" or "Joints,” for ths had they known bow she was to turn Though times have I m - i - ii giMwl for BKSOCHlKB voenl-tilsry of tlie inventors of slang ant As It Is, nobody ever calls her .rears, the number of women and cbll- ment a<1opti*d by the blues Is to con vlnce you ncyoiiu la-yond nope hope oixiirgui ofg argument changes hm qulikly an ii word comes anything bnt Jack, and in »¡waking of Loans and Discounts........................... I 314,962.76 idreii who Imvi- been compelled to work niici- Bonds and Securities ......................... GO, 564.86 that you must look upon yourself • • • us a Into geueral dm -, m > u sioqM-cti.il placo her U> those who have never seen or For wages him ateudlly Increased. In 20,160.5 Is now always refi-rred to an a "dump.” known her one necessarily conveys Real Estate, Buildings anti Fixtures ■hiiiiniiiiiiH of liiitiicn the la-ad of the jierfect failure. Hurl) a distressing train of thought Wanting of tbe approach of n ¡Milice tbe idea that she Is a boy—not only a Cash and Hight Exchange.................. 2 48,091.93 Family does noi appear to lie alile to obtain enough for hln labor to support can always, of course, find plenty of man or detective la given by means of boy, but a boy of the worst kind. »M3, MOO. 13 Those who are dependent upon him material to fits] u|H.n when the lltue nn electric lnizzer. Formerly the push The way she has treated me and LI A RI LIT! EJI The w I vch nnd children of many aneli light la turned on to nny human life button connected with H m - busier was her sister certainly deserves a hundred Capital Block, fully paid.. 100,000.00 'men go tu work In stores and fac that was ever llvi-d, but with the blues concealed tm<Ji-r tin- wlge of Ha- bar in In your system you will never stop to front or I m -I i I ik I a water pipe Thin de lashes, ami 1 would like to be the fel Kurplus and Profits............. itori an. 12,088.64 It la liecnune the question of woman think that, even It you are a failure, vice, however, wan discovered by the low to lay them on. I have always Due other Banks............... 40.061,98 •and child labor him imniiiniil disquiet you are not the only one In existence ¡Mill«-«-, who thereafter on entering a | l-een taught to consider one who would DEPOHITH........................... 491,049.51 lug profMirtioim In this country Hint You will Just l>e miserably certain for suspected ¡dace kept a close watch ou Iwtrny a confidence an worse than a 'President Itmiaevult commissioned Mrs. the time being that all your efforts— the barkeeper nnd gave him no chance thief. Jack betrayed our confidence (643,800.13 'J Ellen Foster of Iowa to InveMtlgatu social. spiritual, physical, Intellectual, to press the button. ill tbe most unblushing manner, ft all I, Alex Martin, Jr., Cashier of the above named Bank, do solemn Then came the prong device. This hapiwned only yesterday, arid ¡wrhaps (the subject. Mrs. Foster han already financial, n.-li-ntlfi«- or In nny other <11- ■ wear that the above statement is true to the beet of my knowledgeand belie connlnted of two nmall metal prongs Itakcii u trip through the south, In rectlon have amounted to nothing. A lex M artis , J r ., Cashier. Now, when we find ourselves lost tn projecting from th« edge of the wall. I'm not iu a condition to look upon her .which she naw 11nuinanils of children any sin h quagmire of despair let ua When u man suspected to I m - a limb of act with charity. I ho|w I'll never iworklng In Hie cotton mills under con Subscribed and «worn to before me this 8th day of July, 1907. come Into a frame of mind to excuse ditions Hint have often I h - i - u declared ship Infor« we burrow any i|i-«|M-r and the law entered tbe door, the barkeeper [ bealj A. M. W orms , try to rcuHse that, after all, It Is not curelennly placed a coin acrons the two her nlMimlnatde treachery. <o In- ii menaci- to tlielr health Notary Public for Oregon. whut we do, but what we try to do, It was thin way: Mr. Merryman prongH, thun making u circuit and caus Mrs Foster will, of course, re|M>rt to wanted hla daughter-hia eldest daugh th« president tlie result of her Inquiries which count« for happiness In life, for ing tbe buzzer to sound in Hie rear. ■nils device wan dis<-overcd, too, so ter, Harriot to marry some big gun. sud observations, us th« result uf which the reason Hint the I test efforts of hu man Is'lugs full far short of tbe bril now a lookout in Motioned outside the He had no objection to me other than liant dvisls we can so easily accom door <»f a dive ||i- apparently In a that I was neither president, member plish In our ambitious dreams. i- lounger, hut he ncana clintely by a quick ------------ () Whi-u your blues are at their bluest glance the fain- of every person who of tbe cabinet nor one of the Jnstices nnd discouragement over what you enters. 1» If a man doesn't look all of tbe United States supreme court. have not nci-ouipliahcd Is singing its rigid tbe hnikout presM*a bin foot, Harriet had tried to get his consent to dirge to your sinking heart. Just take which han a cupper plate nailed to tbe marry me, but be always put her off occasion to reinnrk tlint you tliunk God Hiirfare of th*- cellar doorway outidile. by Haying. “What do you want to mar you have not accomplished all that Thin makes tin- circuit and causes the ry a man for who couldn't even set a you would like to do In this world, for buzzer to get busy, so that by H m - time small rivulet afire. Jet alone a river?” t If you had there would be nothing left the "bull" throw* open tbe door the Then Harriet would expatiute on my to live for, since life without some I wi'Upuntn who ure wanted by tbe po- g<Mfd sense, good heart and a good thing to Is- aci-oinpllshis! by you every lli-e have had time to make their es- ■ day Is life shorn of ull Hint makes It ca|M- and thou* who remain are seated many other things that big guns don't worth your while to live. at tabli-M hnrmli-HKly drinking beer or generally ¡Misses*, es[>e<'ially the good Of course you never will accomplish engaged In a friendly game of ¡M-nucble heart, for they are usually diabolically nil thnt you planned to do In Just the or whist. Everything In apparently “on selfish. But her father only laughed way that you planned doing if. the level," and tbu "bull" in forced to at her. withdraw without having been able to How we ever catne to take Jack into obtain any cv.denci- New York I’ress. , our confidence when we came to an Ths True Value of Lemons, lemons are very useful in liculth agreement to elope I don't know. Har Hot lemonade Is one Ths Ladybug. 'imi sii knew* riet thought she couldn't make her of th« Is-st remedies for an Incipient ‘‘For the farmer* Mother Goose baa preparations without Jack's knowing cold. It is also excellent iu cases of probubly done us much as any of tbe of them, but I rather put it down to billons ucs For mularia the ‘‘Roman agricultural scientists,” «an the re the fact that she must tell some one. cure” Is prepurci^l.y cutting tbe rind markable statement made recently by At any rate, she told her. Jack clap- nnd pulp of n lemon into a ¡ilnt of Henry Griscon I'ursons, who, as pro ¡s*d her hands, anil her eyes glistened water, tlii-u bulling until there is only fessor of horticulture, is conducting a with glee. An elopem<-nt! How ro half ,i |>lnt. One h-UHpootiful I m taken «■ours« in schiMil gardening at Hie New- mantic! Just too lovely for anything! each meal This has cured ob- York university summer school. “No," She’d help uh all she could, and. as for It la not Improbable thnt Mr Roosevelt before be replied, ‘‘I am not ¡Miking fun at keeping the secret, it would is- buried .will suggest Io congress more stringent st llinte i sm - h when quinine failed. or belittling the biocbemlc ex|ierta and away down in her guileless heart. PROPRIETORS laws for the prelection of women and Letuuu sirup made by baking a lemon twenty mluutes nnd then squeezing the their wonderful dMcoverlea. Rut do We didn't need anything i-sjiecially «hl M reti who are com|M*lled t«» juice ii|K>n linlf ii cupful of sugar Is you know the part played In agricul elaborate no rope ladder, fast team, „wageworkers ture by the ladybug? Tbe ladybug and nil that We concluded Just to Mrs Foster was Isim Iu Msssai-hu excellent for hoarseness nnd to breuk up ii cold. Tie n piece of lemou on a Ilves to ent the aphis. or plant louse, iMiard a train, go up the road some setta, but early removed to lows which Is so destructive to plants. And thirty miles to where a former family Bonn* years ago she win prominent In corn nt night for five nights, leaving did you ever sec a child kill one of SAUSAGESIOF ALL KINDS the ¡Kililleni world ami won a reputa It on all night. Souk Hie fool in wurm these aphis eating friends of farming? dominie, Mr. Strickland, lived and get water nud tlie corn can be easily re him to marry us. We woifid go in the tlon un a ‘‘spellbinder” <>n the Klump. moved. When tbe root of the cum is I never did. If a ladybug lights on a morning, take the afternoon train back taken out cover the toe pith collodion child's band, what does be do? Why and I m - forgiven in time for dinner. Of Chaesnctoth Comfort. or some other preparation to protect he says. 'Ladybug, ladybug, fly away course I engaged the parson for a < bevsceloth nllould I m - lined more the skin, which will la* sensitive, says home.' and gently starts the insect on s|iecifled day and hour. Jack was In comtaonly for household punxMes than Woman's Life Unless the tender skin Its way. Mother Goose has taught the tensely interested in it all and made us It la. The material lias the s|H-cla1 is protected It will soon form another child to Is* kind to the ladybug, and an give her every detail, promising to pre merit nf Iw-lng firin. yet so loosely wov - corn. A piece of cotton saturated with a result. Instead of being killed. these pare her parent.«, Mr. and Mrs. Merry ■m that grease enruea out readily In vaseline and put over tbe toe wlll little creaturea are cherished and •l- man. for what was to come, so that It .washing Thus It In more easily kept lowed to do their licneficc*t work.” doubtless protect It Just as well. wouldn't tie so much of a shock. clean thun linen or craali, for which It Harriet met me In tbe open square may many timrw I m - nulMtltuted An Slang In Busin.ss, Psrfumnd Clothes. near the station. She was trembling ■unbleached quality that ciMita not more Illustrations of the disadvantage of One of tbe nicest ways of keeping all over, but I reassured her. To avoid ■than 5 cents a yard In quite an g<M)d cultivating local vernacular and slang for griicrnl use an more expensive fab dresses -*s|H*cially tbe evening ones - in one's language are sometimes otiservatlon we went to where the fore fresh Is to a«-w throughout the lining moat car would stand on tbe track rics. brought sharply home’to business men, Tin- I-ent kind uf dishcloths nre made tiny ¡icrfunicd silk sachets. Any odd as was the case In a letter received the wfien the train cam« in. We got away «if It Tin- material should be doubled, bit of silk does for this purpose. Make other day by a New York firm from on time nnd had the satisfaction to be raw edgi-M turned In nud stitched on the sachet aliout one Inch square. Put one of their eorrvspondcuts In the far In a car that win nearly empty, The train stopped at tin* next station ou tin- luscblue Thin will wear nnd be In n layer of soft white wadding. Into east, which read In part us follows: the road a mile beyond, There the cause It ch-ana no easily In moat sanl- which him ix-cn sprinkled some sachet "Will you kindly send us a modern Rew up and tack firmly to door o[>en<>d, and 1 heard a familiar itary for warm weather In that It will powder dictionary of American language, as various ¡daces in skirt and liodlce. not iiecume ant uni ted and nmell of we arc unable to understand some of girl'« voice say: "Come In ft here. crease Rlnalng In soap and wnter This gives the delicate elusive fra the phrases in your letters? Writing on There's lots of room in this car.' 1 turned with a rubadub heart to see twill I m - all that In necessary for cleans grance to your friM-k which is rather the —th ultimo, you say, for Instance: hard to attain when liquid perfume Is 'Do not let Messrs. ----- hand you a — whom do you suppose? Jack beckon ing. It alai- han additional benefit lemon In this deal. If they try it on ing to her father and mother, who For nice furuiture it la the best kind used fof cloth for cleaning, and all cabinet- of keeping away destructive moths pitch one for fair right over the plate were mounting to tbe car platform. milker« keep three acts for work. Tbe when the garment la laid salde for a to Mr. — . and If he foozle« cable----- There they all three bustled into the for a solar plexus.' The terms used are car we were In, Jack exclaiming: ■ first la need fur applying tbe ull, tbe time. "Goodness gracious, if there Isn't foreign to us. and we entirely fall to second tu rub it off. and tbe third in Wedding Superstitions, comprehend their significance.”—Ship Hat! And, I declare, Ben too! Where ghc polisher Similar trvHtment for Tbe bridegroom wh<> carries a minia In tbe world are you two going?” ping Illustrated. xllulng nM>m itiblca will keep them In ture horseshoe In his |*ocket will al- The astonishment of the father and the pink of condition. ways be lucky. mother was very much overdone. It Croker’s Autobiography. i Cheesecloth will ssvs the dally use Tbe bride who dreams of fairies on of nn egg in ladled coffee merely by Richard Croker writes to the Journal didn't deceive either of ua. I glanced the night iicfore her wedding will be of Irish Society correcting erroneous at Jack and avoided meeting tbe eyes having small bags of the cottou kept thrice blessed. In the kitchen. Put the groundH Into Impressions w hich be finds current re of the parents. Mr. Merryniau seemed Never give a telegram to a bride or garding himself. He denies that he overjoyed that our parties should have jone snd twist the top around tight bridegroom on tbe wuy to church, it (with thread, n spool of which should was ever u professional pugilist or met on what he called an improvised la a sure omen of evil. I owned a gin palace, or that be was excursion. He asked me where we itw* handy for the pur|M-ae. The name Marriages on taiard ship are consid i ever connected In any way with the were going, and it was no use to lie, ¡bag may tie used many times. There ered unlucky. If you can't be mar liquor traffic. for my ticket would give me away. So da nothing, it) ths cleaning line for ried on dry land remain unwed. 1 told him, and be was delighted that Nor was his father a blacksmith. He twblch It Is not good. The fiudiug of a spider on the wed WindowH nnd mirrors will never was Eyre Coote Croker of County we were all going to the same place. ding gown by tbe bride la considered a Of the two halves of the party one Cork, who emigrated to America when 'have a wpeck of lint on their shining sure token of happiness to come. was Jubilant, the other mad and mor a young man and through his knowl surface If clieem-cloth In used, and for edge of horses attained n position in tified. We were obliged to spend an all kinds of work It will be found In- For Sunken Cheeks. the veterinary department of the United hour and a half In this way before rvalimble. 2. bug made of it should al- Bunken elw-eks usually denote mal* tttatea army, which he held for many reaching our destinatlou. There we all ;waya lie kept In tbe kitchen for strain got out, and Jack proposed a stroll. nutritlou of tbe body. Those affected yeans.—New York Sum 'Ing soups. She walked with her father, while U nitid S tate « C ourt of C laim « Tissue paper la another valuable should follow h few simple rules of I her mother walked with ua. The little I The Publishers of Webster's International hygiene Kat simple, nourishing food, (household asset that all housekeepers An Old Oak JaiL allene that it ” In, In fiu t.t be popu villain led tbe way to the parsonage. Dictloeary lar Unabridged thoroughly re-edlted in every Ido not appreciate. All of It that take a glass of hot milk at bedtime, The Brown county (Ind.) Jail wan 1 lliilhest Awdid Stopped before the door and proimeed detail, and vastly enriched in every i-art. with Somea Into the house should be saved. take a salt rub every day and Join a built in 1837. The walla are three feet WORLD'S I \IP the purpoae of adapting it to meet the larger a call on the parson. Without waiting and severer requirements of another genera (oistened with alcohol it poilabea mir gymnasium class. Every morning Im thick nnd built of white oak timber. si LOUS for consent, she rang the bell, and we tion." mediately ui»ou rising bathe the face rors to perfection, and even dry will The outside nnd Inside walla nre built W'e are of the opinion that thin allegation Hll went In. The parson was expecting mont with very cold water. Every night rub dearly and accurately deecribee the the snme an nny log houae, the loga make them ahine. Silver, all hard us. but since I had told him we would work that has been accomplished and the rwoods used for furniture and steel, into tbe hollow places all tbe skin food lielng hewed one foot square. The in result that has been reached. The Diet ionary, be alone he was a trifle surprised. as it now stands, has been thoroughly re- also brass, if not badly tarnlahsd, will that you can force the pores to absorb. side tlmls-rs nre put up and down on "Tills would be a good time for you edlted in every detail, has been corrected in end. one foot square, making a total -respond Immediately to treatment every part, and ia admirably adapted to meet To Wash Chamois Gloves. thickness of three feet. No prlBoner. anil Hat to get spliced,” an id Jack to tbe larger and severer requirements of a isrlth tissue paper, and for packing of me. generation which demands more of popular In washing chamois gloves do not no matter how serious the crime, has 1*11 kinds It is most useful. I Mice, silk knowledge than any generation Tbe dominie got hla book and waited philological rub tbe soap on them. ever dug through these three foot that the world haaever contained. and all ribbon should slways bs ironed Recently Enlarged^ I walla. The building Is two stories for us to take position. What could It is perhapa needless to add that we refer Make a strong lather instead and go -between two layers of It for the ma to the dictionary in our judicial work as of we do? I didn't know what Mr. Mer over them, squeezing and rubbing ns high. The floors uro made of square the highest authority in accuracy of denai- :ter1ala will not then I m * shiny. if wnaliing the hands, lllnse Iu the tlmln'ra twelve Inches thick with lum ryman wns going to do. but since he tlon : and that in the future as in the past it will be tbe nouree of constant reference. New Gazetteer of the World Cure For ths Blues? niHile no move I took Harriet before same wn.v always In cold water. Wipe tier nailed to tlmlicra. . CHARLES 0. HOTT. Cb« Jnatlm with more than ffi.000 titles, based on t ho clergyman, and we were married, the . L awrence wkldon . latest census returns. The "blues,” you know, haven’t any with n soft linen cloth, getting ns JOHN DAVIS. Mr. nnd Mrs. Merr.vnian catne up. gave Hanged Bound to a Chair. STANTON J PEKLLK, New Biographical Dictionary thing to do with legitimate grief or much water out of them ns possible CHARLES II. HOWRT, n hand and embraced their il.-tugh- me while still on the hands. Dry and push The agitation against capital punish containing the names of over 10,000 noted pain. Ilnrrlet didn't know whether to persons, date of birth, death, eto. ter. ment which was active in South Africa 7?ir nbore rtfrrt to WKIISTEH'S , They lire something or other that Into ah ii pc with a glove stretcher. burst into tears at having hail her con Edited by W. T. HARRIS, rh.D., T.L.D, somo time ago has been revived by de cornea to uh nod settles down around L uited St ut cs Commiasioueroi Bducutiou. fidence so abused or to rejoice that she INTERNATIONAL DICTIONARY For apple custard use five eggs well tails, published recently, of a scene nt us and shuts out the sunshine nnd mu- 2380 Quarto Pages did not have to go back and ask her the recent execution of n Kaffir nt Pre boateu to n quart of milk, stir In a ale of everyday life, and no one can New riAl«*, MX0 Iilnnruiran, Rich Binding». THE GRAND PRIZE parents ’ forgiveness. (tbehiirhcM nward) wm given 1a the Interna- tell where that something cornea from pint of apple sauce, sweeten nnd flavor toria. When the executioner went to When 51?, Merryman put a check for Needed in Every Home tioiml ut the World's Riir, >t. Louis. when It m-ttlcH dowu or wharo It to taste ami bake carefully, Set the the condemned man’aicell the prisoner $10.900 In ljer hand. Joy triumphed. Also Webster's Collegiate Dictionary ¡goes to when It lift« Ita dark wlngx custard into a pan of witter tn the oven made tierce resistance and struggled tut Ih - m , hoo UlutniloM. violently nil the wn.v to the scaffold. I We took the afternoon train back, Rej-u^rEJ.:i<si7>i0gs>ilncl>.-. (Hading* and betake« iraelf mid lie following to prevent burning. re telling'heme In time for a hasty De Lu-e EJition »’;«rui<i ¡n. l-rkuM fr, .1 \t tlie s< afford the executioner nnd his ----- * f of glioirt-i and Apparitions out of our meil. after which our most Intimate J*oii triU be hiterfRttdinour fi. n b..Jepi'.per. 2b.'aiitlful h - ' t: trnlit frtc. Lettuce nt- prti-aley may' kept assistants cleverly forced tin- man Into'' friends enrn* pouring in for a wedding ’ FpfCilHt II Jives fur n long or nliort time, accord 'I " nicU n»ryWrinU»”I? 4rsl frosh mid i-rlsp for aevernl day It L)O n ‘chair, where ho was bound so that roc-.-ptlon. They had bet'ii Invite«! pre C.fiC. 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