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THE TERROR'S DINNER FOUGHT IN A FOG In Which N«lth«r Prinolpal Could 8«« th« Othar. The most hiughuble duel ever "fought" In Jiaixw was that which took place in November, I87H, nt Plesala Piquet between Messrs. Gambcttu und De I'ourtou, Homo heated words find passed I«*- tweeli the two dlslIllgillslied gentlemen III the chaillls’r of deputies, for which, according to their Ideas of honor, noth liig could atone except a due). The men met therefore ou tile field at- tended by their seconds and the sur geons. A look over the field was enough to convince any one present Hint there would Is* no occasion for the doctors' »■ i v l< es. A thick Novemls-r fog hung over the acene so thick, ln«l’*ed, that ■ mo could hardly see bin hand lx-fore ills face. The arrangements for the duel required that It should lx* fought at thirty five paces Nor wus the fog the only clrcum «lance that tended to place the com biitant« out of »Iglit of eu< h oilier. On tin- way to the field M. de I'ourtou Is reported to have said: "M. Gnmbettu bus but one eye, nnd I nm shortsighted, so the game will Is* about even.” It was. of course, rendered »till more "even" by the fog Neither man <-ould •ee the other, nnd the »ole danger was to the second« iiik I the <|< h tor». Almost miraculously tin* two bullets tliut were exchanged missed the per- sons In attendance. Everyissly's hon I or was sntlHfied and the whole party went home. Gnmts-ttu said that the affair was »■ near to Is-lng a skirmish in the dnrk as anything he ever saw.— Philadelphia Ledger. A PIONEER Duel COURT INCIDENTS. THE GREEN SUN. KLAMATH COUNTY BANK Free and Easy Mannar« In Early till, noia Trial«. Mpst of the early Illinois court- housi's were log built, but In some dis tricts. nays the author of "Lincoln, the Lawyer," the kchh I oiih were held In the barriHuna of taverns, mid the absence of all formality In the proiis-dlngs Is lieat Illustrated by the fix t that In th« < lrciilt court of Washington county, held by Judge John Reynolds, the ahei- Iff UMunlly heralded hl» honor by sing Ing out, "Come In, l»iys! Our John Is a-goin' to hold court!" to which cordial Invitation those having business with tin* law re«|M>nded. Another sheriff In I'nlon county made laudable efforts to meet the require ments of the occasion by shouting out thin singular announcement: "oh. yes’ oh, y s! Oh, ye«! Tin- honorable Judge Is now opened!” In one case a Judge who desired to display bls learning instructed the Jury very fully, laying down the law with authority, but the Jurors, after delib erating some hours, found tbemselvea unuble to agree. Finally the foreman rose und asked for additional instruc tions. "Judge, this 'ere Is the difficulty.” be explained. "The Jury want to know If that thur what you told uh was r'al’y tiie law, or ou'y Jlst your notion."— Youth's Companion. t It Wee Noticed and Commented Upon KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON by th« Ancient Egyptian«. ALEX .MARTIN, President E. R. REA MEM, Viee-Preeident The ap|H-arame of a green light at “Rattlesnakes on Toast’’ Was ALEX MARLIN, Jr., C’a»hier LESLIE ROGERS, Asst. Cashier sunset was noticed and eenimented upon by the ancient Egyptlana and the Cowboy’s Order. more particularly so because In the I clear air of Egypt the tints of sunset are peculiarly distinct. STATEMENT OF CONDITION AT THE CLOSE OF BUSINES BUT HE MET WITH HIS MATCH As the nun there descends nearer JUNE 29, 1907. , ami nearer to the horizon and \tr Im JOJkM JU mi mens'-|y enlarged an<l flaming, it «ud Th« Prompts»«« With Whith th« dcnly la-i-omeu for an Instant ii bril- Ixatna ami Discounte......... ........................ .. Tough Waiter 8«rv«d th« Dieh Took liantly green color, ami Immediately a Bonds ami Hecuritie« . th« Terror'! Nerve Away—The R« series of green rays suffuses tb^ sky In Real Estate. Buildings ami Fixtures....... pact and th« Final Request. many dire* tloua, well nigh to the ze Gash and Hight Exchange.. ....................... Away back iu IN7H a man mimed nith. The same phenomenon appear« at sunrise, but to ii smaller extent. Hom«-- . Turpin vRtabllHhed n rvHtaurairt In ♦643,800.13 tlunx, Just as the Inst part of the sun's liabilities Yuma, nuil Hmong Turpin'« original disk vanishes, its color changes from Capital Stock, fully paid employer« wnn a wnlter mimed Job * 100,000.00 green to blue, and «o also after It has Surplus and Profits................. Straight, who could h I iihi I with great 12,088.64 disappeared the sky near the horizon Due other banks................... preclalon, play draw pokvr with un 404)61.98 often 1» green, while toward the zenith deposits ..................... varying «ucce«« und pack eighterc 491,649.51 It is blue. pluteM of mlscellum-oUH grub upon ut>» This was alluded to In Egyptian ♦643,800.13 bar® arm nt oue time. He could exe w riting** Day was the emblem of life I, Alex Martin, Jr., Cashier of the above named Bank, do solemnly nnd night that of death, and the noc- 1 I cute all tiie prevailing melodlea either turns) sun, being Identified with Osiris, swear that the above statement is true to the best of my kr.owledgexnd belief on piano or guitar, mid In- pohhchh «-*I thus rendered Oslrl» king of the dead. A lzx M arti «, J r ., Cashier. the moat trvilicndoiia baritone voice The setting sun was green; therefore ever beard tn Arizona. Why, men aome- Subscribed ami «worn to before me thia 8th day of July, 1907. Osiris, as the nocturnal deity of the time« went to Turpin'« Juul to bear Joe I« a M A. M. W okdxm , ib-.id, w as painted green. The splendid deliver gaatronomlc orders, No per Notary Public lor Oregon. r-otfins of the Idgh priests of Ammon 1 feet deacrlptlun can be given of that frequently depict the green sun. nnd voice, however, except to «ay that nt the funeral deities are all colored time« It really dhl make thing« clatter. gTWB. There are Innumerable Instances in Once a fresh young cowlioy from the Egyptian relics of representations nenr Gila Bend entered Turpin's for n EMBROIDERED TRUTH relative to death being colored green. ChrlatmaH dlnm-r who took a atartling concoctiou aa mi nppetlxer und then Mark Twain on Hie Own Reputation The practice undoubtedly arose from the green tints of sunrise and sunset. 1 dropped thud like at a table mid rough For Veracity. ly abouted to Straight: I» I am used to having my statements The green sun disk Is referred to 5,000 years ago In Egypt. This Is the earli "Hay, there, Baldy! Bring me Home discounted. My mother began It before est known human record of an as- I grub!" I was »even years old. Yet all through tronomical phenomenon.—Washington Job wna at flrat appalled; but, recov my life my facta have bad a substra Star. erltig III» rvaerve limit of equanimity turn of truth, and therefore they were THE NEGRITOS. be bruahed an imaginary breadcrumb not without preclounne»«. Any person from th« freocued tableclyth and THE HERRING CATCH who I» familiar with me knows how to whlaki-d a bill of fare from the varie Odd M srrlage Ceremony of Th*«« •trike my average ami therefore knows Barbaroue Little People. gated caator Htul placed It Iwfor« the how to get at the Jewel of uny fact of It 1« to Northsrn Europ« What th« Belonging ns they do to the lowest It !• • and dig It out of its blue clay uew young terror of the Bend. Wheat Crop la to America. "Take It away!" cried tb<* latter In type of civilization ns yet dlacovered. n ’ I-:. My mother knew that art. Today the herring bi hardly regarded tonea thnt could give Htrulght'a ord I th«- Negrito« of Malaysia and their When 1 was seven or eight or ten or oh a luxury. Indeed, it 1» chiefly eaten nary, everyday bnrltoue n castle and way» are well worth find) Ing Hlmple. twelve years old—along there—a neigh by tho»«- who can afford nothing else, checkmate It In five movea. "I don't primitive, barbanuia little |«*<>pb*, their l»»r said to her; nnd yet 3XX<0.<Ki0.0ii0 of the«« flxh are want to read your darned old tract. customs arc those of prvlilatorlc man "D<> you ever believe anything that n«*ede«l to supply the annual «lemaud. 1 don't cure a <larti who came into the They huve no flx«-d home or nettle- that boy says?” IIow thia Inexhaustible, llmltle«» yield world to nave nlnnera. Bring me some m«-nt», but nn* wnmlerers over their of the «x-ean ha« swayed the destinies My mother said: grub grub! Grub! Grub! Grub!" tnoiintaluous l»lamls, sleeping under n "He Is the wellspring of truth, but of nations I h strikingly act forth In an bnnnnn leaf, living on herbs nnd ber- you can't bring up the whole well with article by Harold Boice In Ocean. "What do you waul?" "Rattleanakeu on toast! An*! I want rl«-» am! game. Despite the unremitting harvest by one bucket." And »be added: "1 know Their marriage ceremony la a unique Lis average, therefore be never de- prtxiatory man nnd gull nnd cannibal you to bump yourself!" survlvnl of early life. Th«* suitor and reives me. 1 discount him 30 j«r cent istic cod nnd »hark, the unconquere«! "What's that?” "I've given my order, you baldheaded n few companion« dance aliout the for embroidery, and wliat Is left Is anules of herring still continue to pop old cigar store sign, and I want you to shelter of th«* desired girl. There lx perfect nnd priceless truth without a ulate th«- Atlantic with multiplying get a move on yourself, p. d q Rattle n curious rcnemblnnce hetweon the flaw In It anywhere."- Mark Twain's hosts. dnn< «•» of the pro«|*e«-tlve bridegroom Autobiography In North American Re- •nuk<*« on toast!” The Atlantic hns been aptly called "Rnttlvanakea on tosat!" cried Job to and those of many of tlx* game birds view. the "herring pond.” Indelibly assoclat- the c*»ik In accents that would bnve of out woodland. Finally the girl, ac ed In the past with the economic nnd companied l>y ber mother, »tnrt« to paralyzed Carl political history of occidental man- Th« Figntmg Lemming. wart! the dwelling <*f the young men. banao profundo If the lemming's ]»iwers were pro- kind, the herring «eeins destined to They frequently «top. ««inattlng In the portloned to Ids plu* k. the lemming survive . th one of the greatest factors them. "Rutth-auakea ou toast!" was the n- trail while the anient suitor and Ills would make things lively for the in th«* welfare of western nations. To verlH-rntlng response froin the cook companions continue their «-ntrentlng hunter. It attacks with reckless fury day w hat the wrhent crop Is to America upon receiving the order. nnd («witching dance«, w inding round the harmless pa«serby. One of these the herrli g < at«-h Is to northern Eu There were a dosen or more people In nnd ruutxl th«* girl. Presents are gon creature«. smaller than n rut. will as rope. the restaurant, nnd their eye» were nt cr.illy demanded nnd must lx- given sail without a second thought n couple Few persons, even among the masses once turned on the young |«-r»ot> from before the reluctant bride will pro- of human beings weighing 150 pounds Hint consume thia fish, realize Its < th *«I. Finally the women arrive near the lh-nd and the liifurlnt<-d wnlter • piece. It will spring to one's knees, economic importance. More than 3.000,- A wild barking nnd biting, nnd In purblind oon.ono herrings are capture«! annually, In the meantime th«* cook hail taken a steep liamhno pintform. a big catflaii and cut It Into four strips shout pierces the air, and the bride fury fall back "all ends up” to the according to the latest estimate. nnd roll«*«! the«« atrip« In batter, so groom. Ilk«* n frenzied nnlmal. tears earth, only to renew the attack again The weight of that annual catch is through the Negritos aK>u*mb!cd nt the ami again. One day while one lem over 75(1,0(0 tons. thnt Uiey much reaombled the viand or der«*d. nn<! nfti-r placing them In the l>n*x* of the platform, «natebea the ming was flying nt me another from It would require 25.(00 freight cars, frying pan he »tuck bin head out of the bride In bin arms and files up the In lieyond a small stream Joined in the each w ith a capacity of thirty tons, to J cline with hl» mate, where they »It demonstration am! presently swam haul the herring harvest Inland from kitchen ami nhouted to Job "You wmit them rattier» rnre or well during the wedding feast. New York across to get to close quarters. I was the Atlantic. Herald. done?” not quite sure thnt the first fall into Th«* wnlter repeat«*«! the Interrogatory the water was not accidental, but A Doctor’s Assistant, The Small of th« Dawn. In a cyclonic way, nnd th«* terror re hardly think so. since once there it doctor whose large practice A (if nil hours of the day there Is none plied In an violent n tone nnd manner came straight to the charge.—"Wild innd<* an assistant necessary was nn he could command, "Well done, with like the early morning for downright Norway.” that the man be selected was hardly good odors the morning («■fore eat plenty of gravy and Chill Colorado" competent ing. Fresh from sleep and unclogged Ami then Job tiiundcre«! to th«* <*«H,k Most Nearly Perfect Vacuum. "He's good enough for what I want "Well done, with plenty of Clilll Colo with food a man'a senses cut like It was Professor Dewar's nebfeve- him for." said the doctor. “I don’t knives. Tho whole world cornea In rndo, hot a» , nnd moccanln gravy ment in liquefying hydrogen that led ex|H*ct him to prescrilie for my pa PROPRIETORS on the aide ami brochette» of sand u|Hin him. A atlll morning la beat, for to the discovery of an easy method of tients. but to listen to their gossip. In the mi»ts nnd the moisture seem to re- crane liver« mni Giln monater light»!'' obtaining an nlmost |«*rfect vacuum, ninny cases thq privilege of talking ALL KINDS OF FRESH, SALT There was nn ln»tantniii*ou«ly dead tain tiie odors which they have dis nnd that in a single minute. When a over his troubles with the doctor con V|sm a alienee In thnt r«-»taurmit. and all eyes tilled through the night. glass tul*e filled with air and closed stitutes the biggest part of n patient's were again cast ii|M»n the terror nnd breezy morning one is likely to get a at one end has its open end dipped into cure. I haven't time to listen to all AND SMOKED MEATS single predominant odor, as of clover the wnlter. Tiie former turned ashen a cup of liquid hydrogen, the intense these complaints myself: hence the pale and begmi to weaken perceptibly, when the wind blows a< n>ss a hayficld cold condense« the air into a kind of need of an assistant. This man is SAUSAGES1OF ALL KINDS or of apple blossom« when the wind whll<* Job gazed at bl« victim. snow that «ctUes to the bottom. If. gix»d l«H>klug and sympathetic. Callers "Mayl»c you don't think we can «erve comes through the orchard, but upon a then, the upper part of the tutie. from will readily unburden their hearts to all the market afford«.” muttered Jot». ¡■erfectly still morning It 1« wonderful which the solidified air hns fallen, is him, then when they are ready for "Maylx* you don't like moccaxlri gravy how the odors arrange themselves In removed by beating nnd cooling it off real uxillcal advice be can pass them or brochette» a la mode. Maybe you upright strata, so that one wnlklng it IxH-omes a vacuum chnml>er so free on to me."—Columbus Dispatch. passes through them as from room to ain't hungry!" from air that it 1« difficult to force an "Ray! You've got me-I ain't hungry, room In a marvelous temple of fra electric current through it.—New York Unfortunate Royalty. wo help me. I couldn't eat n single hard grance.—A merlcnn Magazine. Herald. Horse accidents caused the death of tx>llc<l egg Countermand that durned William I. nnd William III, William order, old man. nnd I'll pny all ex A Powerful Indoreement. HI« Old Latter«. 11. nnd Richard I. were killed by ar pcnaca nnd set ’em up ns long as any- Many years ago there was consider A Wall street business man showed rows. Richard III. was slain In battle. body can drink, Beg pardon. gcntle- able illneaa In HnrrlHburg. which wan a visitor a bundle of old letters that Charles I. was beheaded. Edward II.. mon, nil. My flrst attempt to !<«• a ter a 11 rl I hi t *•<! to the water« of the Ru«que- he was taking home from his office to Rlehnrd II. nnd Edward V. were mur ror pardon me, gentlemen. It's my hnnnn river, then the aource of tiie city burn tn his furnace. "I wasn't always dered, a surfeit of lamprrys cost Henry InxC" supply. One of the members of the so particular about these useless busi 1. Ills life, poison or n surfeit of peaches And then he hand«'«! Ills revolver to leginlature for thnt year, upon his re ness letters," lie said, "until 1 learned killed John, poison is su»|H'cted to ha e Job nnd added: turn to ill« constituents, was Inter- thnt the women cleaner« were sorting been administered to Edward VI.. and "Tnk<* thnt plKtol, old man, a« n vl-'wed concerning the plague. He them out of the wastebaskets nnd sell the death of Henry VI. Is by some his preaent nnd promise me thnt tho next noon settled the question. "Upon my ing them to certain firms which make torians laid to the charge of Richard, time any durned fool cornea In here soul, gentlemen.” he declared, "the re a business of furnishing lists of names duke of Gloucester.-London Standard. nnd call« for rntllcHnnkes on ton»t port of the foulness of the water was a for various purposes, mostly to specu you'll Hhoot him den«!!" slander on the city of Harrisburg. I lative concerns. Then I concluded Biblical Repartee. • But Straight wax too rnvlng mnd all absolutely know tiie water to be per thnt 1 owed It to my clients to protect Justice Jeremiah Black of Pennsyl- tho way through to willingly emerge fectly healthful, for during the Hesston them from the nuisance thnt follows vanin. iu revlewlng a case that carne from a Hltiiatlon ouly tolerably tri-I I drank the water on two different oc getting one's name on a mailing list.”— Up from tile court of his old friend nmphnnt. Ho ho took th«* weapon Junt casions, and I never experienced nn.v New York Sun. Judge Moses Hampton. remarked, aa th«* order wax being placed on tho 111 effect whatever." Pittsburg Press. '•Surely Moses must have been wan- table and, pointing It nt tho terror. dering in the wilderness 'wben he Th« Ay«-ay«. exclaimed: Musie and Method. A very strange animal, related to Imide his decision,” and sent the case "Now, then, my boy, dump yourself The sane, healthy way to study the the lemurs and peculiar to Madagascar. back to the lower court. Judge Hamp Into that chair nnd cat them snakes piano Is to apply one’s thought direct Is the aye-aye. It feeds on wood bor ton on Its second trial remarked that bonca, nktn nnd all!” ly to (lie work laid out methodically by ing grulw that tunnel Into the bark of although he would have to submit to Tho young fellow did na lie wna com the teacher for a certain length of time trees. The beast cuts away the outer higher authority, he still thought he manded, but after flnlHhlng hla repast every day. That length of time de bark with its chisel-like teeth, and as was right In spite of the “lamentations staggered tin* uneompromlHlng Job by pends entirely upon the future that the (lie worm retreats to the end of Its hole of Jeremlnh.” shouting: student mny decide upon. If lie or |x*ke« after it with a linger. This fin “1 any, Baldy, bring mo another she take up music ns a profession, Changed Opinions. ger Is a remarkable organ, evidently plnte of snake«!"- Denver New«. four hours dally should be given to provided by nature for this purpose, You think It a want of Judgment that study; If as an nmnteur, I <» h <ura are •ing abnormally long nnd armed with one chan res his opinion. Is it a proof Wanted New Onn. enough. In both eases the division of a hook shaped claw for dragging out that your scales arv bad because they A trnveler putting up nt n fifth clasv time devoted to practice s'..ciild Is- not the grub. • ■0-0-0-0<XXX>-0-0-C>-0-0<XXX>-C><X><>-<X><> •) vibrate with every additional weight hotel brought the “boots” up with his less than one hour. 1. J Paderewski that Is added to either side? Marla In Strand Magazine. angry storming. The Impactor's Life. Edgeworth. “Want your room changed, sir? Caller—I’d think that your father's ¡What'« the mutter, air?" Fore« of Habit. duties as building Iwqiector would be Willing to Accept an Apology. "The room'« nil right,” fumed tho “1—1 must not Ihlen t »you, Mr. Pen awfully dangerous going round unsafe rri.scllla (Just arrived! — Are there RUc«t »cor< li!u;.ly; "It's the fleas I oh nynllne," protested tin* blushing girl, buildings. Small Son of the House— any men here? Phyllis Oh, there are Ject to, that's all," with eyes downcast. "You ar»* only Oh. no; he doesn't go near ’em till after a few nis'logles for men! Priscilla - "Mrs. Bloobs," bawled the "iioota" In trilling, anti and, besides, It Is getting they fall down.—Life. Well. If an apology Is offered to me an uninterested sort of voice, "the late.” I ahull accept It.—London Times. gent In No, C. lx sntlHfied with his room, "I’iease hear inc out, Ml«« Helen." The other fellow's advice mny h.* ab but hi* wiints the (lens changed.'’—II pleaded tho infatuated y "mg reporter tight, but you’d better •,* • a little horse Apdc'dee only account for that luatrated Bits. "I'll cut It down to 250 words.” »ense with It —Sptlugtleld Republican. which they do not alter.—Disraeli. I The Pioneer Bank of Klamath County Lakeside Inn MRS. M. McMILLAN, Prop’r. - * ? :• Modern improvements. 73 rooms and suites Sample Rooms, Bar Room, Parlors, Two Club Rooms, Etc., Etc. SPECIAL RESORT FOR TOURISTS > City Meat Market MEISS i ARMAND Every drop Of Old Continental Whiskey Water Mill Whiskey Normandie Rye F. F K Rye is as pure as Government inspection can make it. It is bottled in bond under Government su pervision and that carries the guarantee of abso lute purity. Pure is the word that tolls the storv, and when the government places its 0. K. on whiskey you may !»• sure it is pure. Sold by C. D. WILLSON Wholesale and Retail Dealer $ The Republican Prints All the News All the Time Advertise in the Republican and get Results <• <» 1' I' (• ¡¡
