SOME THE SALE OE A TITLE FAMOUS BENEFITS. WAS NO KIDNAPER. A HISTORIC HIGHWAY. KLAMATH COUNTY BANK Th« On« For Grimaldi, In 1828, Long Longshoreman's Story Acquits Him of How Colon«! Zan« Kept Hi« Contract KLAMATH FALLS, OWEGON R«main«d ■ Record. to Mark th« Road. 0«rious Charge. ALEX MARTIN, President E. K. REAMER, Vice-Pre«ident It was aa far back as 1ans and lÜM-oiinta............................... ....| 314,962.7» such occasions It was customary to haired three year-old. Hili* waved a Elx-nezer Zane, an early »ettler at Wife. B- nds and Heeuriti««.,........................... charge for admission to the stage, Wheeling. ... . 60,564 86 Ktnridlng before the fire In pudgy little fist at tlx- kldn>i|s-r and One winter's day In St. Petersburg Real Estati-, Building« ami Fixtures ........ 20,160.58 the lien ii ty and fashion of (lie capital which In consequence often Is-i-ame ho beamed and wogld have crawled off Zane's comfortable cabin, he remark­ thronged that when a player to whom the maternal lap to go to tlx- big fel­ ed, “Zane, If you will have a road­ ('ash and eight Exchange...................... ........ 248, 091.93 Were skating on the Neva, Among lhe the <1 let Ini-1 lot> was m-i orded liad to low had she been iiljowci). way marked from here to Llrm-ston throng were two ladies skating togetb make his appearance la-fore the foot »643,8IR».13 "I didn’t steal the kid, God bless (Maysville), I will have congress grant er. A tall, handsome mnn of nrlstis rut- lights to take up IH m part In ¿hi- piece her!" said the kidnaper LIABILITIES "I'm a sort you a section of land ut the crossing Ic mien was regarding one of them It had not Infrequently to lx- stopiied of u bum, I know, and 1 wus drinkin' of the Muskingum, Hocking and K<-ioto Capital Stock, fully paid ... ... I 100.000.(10 with admiring glances as they skated for several minutes while the attend jesterduy an' tryln’ to forget. An’ rivers.” Zane fulfilled the contract, Surplus and Profit«................ 12,088.64 by Idin and asked n frli-nd who «hi* ants forced a paasage for the unfor wlx-n I got Into the Battery park thè­ and congress made the grant. Due other Banks................... was 40,061.1« t ii mi to actor through tin- throng of bls little uu run to me an' Huld, 'Pupa.' May 17, 1790, congress granted to DEPOSITS.............................. "I was told Just now," replied the ... 491,649.51 admirers. An’, Judge, yer holior. Mixteen years Ebenezcr Zane three tracts of land, friend, "Hint one of them was Mlns Thus on the oci - um I ijii of Quln'a lien ago J hud a kid Just Ilki- liiat, before one square mile, qne on the Muskin­ Mlkhnllof, the daughter of one of the PHI,800.13 efit nt pivent Garden, In 1753. the old her mother run away from me an* took gum, one ou the flocking and one on I new civil appointees, lint I nm not sure I, Alex Martin, Jr., Cashier of the above named Bank, do solemnly actor, who wan fni-umberi-d with the tin- little im along Ko we was siltin' the Scioto river. In the state of Ohio, which one she Is. I til I ilk she III the bril heavy dress of FalMtafT, was several on tlx- bench, talkin', an' I wan feedlu' for the purpose of building ferries ou swear that the above statement is true to the best of my knowieilgeand belief nette. minutes Is-fore ho could pass on to th<- A lcx M artin , J r ., Cashier. the road from Wheeling, W. Va., to Later the man who was Interested stage on account of the crowds that her some candy I got from a dug-» wlx-n all the«* jx-opie came runnln’ up, I IJmestori. which road was to I m - opened Subscribed and «worn to before me thia 8th day of July, 1907. noticed the lady lie had admired the were assembled In the wings. by the president of the l.'nited States. an' they pinched me." brunette skating alone She tripped I I •«*«.! A. M. W obdbm , Perhaps one of tin- Maddest of the "You're no kldmqH-r, said the Judge, These grants were confirmed to Zane Notary Public for Oregon. and fell. Darting toward her, he raised many benefits will'll have been cell- with decision and patent«! Feb. 14. 1800. On April "Go downstairs for a her Klu* was not hurt, lint he was bnited at Drury Lain- wus that given day and straighten up." As the long 3, 1802, congress made the same al­ loath to leave her. ou June 27, l«2«. for Grimaldi, the •boreninn turned be addri-MHed the lowance to Isaac Zane, his heirs or as- “Permit me to Intrisluce myself," hi- gn-atest clow ii the singe tins known, signs, locat«! In the Northwest Terri­ mother timidly: •aid. "I am Count Akiulyevltch." when the heartbroken old mini wai| "Pleuse. ma'am, cun 1 kiss tlie kid— tory, now- the state of Ohio. Zane made "Count Akndyevitch, the emjx*ror’s wheeled ou to the stage In an arm­ Just once?"—New York t'jr. Cincinnati giMsl use of Ids grants. He located the ald dc earnp, ni-eds no Introduction." chair and bo|M-lesHly broke down in Times Star. town of Zanesville on the Muskingum, I "I have been sufficiently Interested In his endeavor to sing bls once fit metis the town of Fairfield on the Hock­ you to inquire your name, Mlns Mik ditty, "Hot Cmlllna." The old man's ing and Chillicothe on the Hcloto. The hallvf " ELUSIVE FAME. memory had completely forsaken him. story run« that when Judge Brown The lady turned her eyes upon the On that occasion a sum of £1.7*0 was passed over the “road" he found ft count, but said nothing realised, which for many years remain I How On« May Parhap« Grasp This well marked by—blazed trees. — Ex­ Count Akudyevltcb received pertuls- cd a record. Kt. James' Gazette. Mocking Wdl-o'-th«-wi«p. change. slon to call on the Indy that evening Fame Is the sum total of all the ad­ Bln- left the city next day. but not 1» vertising a man has bad, plus bls su|>e- MRS. M. McMILLAN, Prop’r, POCAHONTAS. A YANKEE RETORT. fore Inviting Idin to visit her nt her riorlty over others. When we deslrv It home In Kostroma The Invitation wnn most it never comes, and when it H«r Visit to England and ths Effect accepted punctually on the day H wan Information For a 8«aman on an Eng- does come we bave forgotten that we It Produced. li»h Man-of-war. given for. The count found that his wanted it. I» Pocahontas was born In the year Just ufti-r the wnr of 1770 an Amer new acquaintance, with whom be bud Fame comes either before u man I m 1395. Her father, Powhatan, was the frigate visited England. Her lean fallen desperately In love a case of de« SPECIAL RESORT FOR TOURISTS > quci-n among her tenant«. It was pally rrcrulted from the fisheries, and when It comes after It grows contln of savages Inhabiting that vast domain "Miss Mlkliallof, will you hate this?" some of them. It I" to I m - acknowledged, ually. Generally MfM-aklng, those who which was then called Virginia, after His or "Miss Mlkhnllof. will yon have did not compare favorably In appear­ crave It most never receive It —that Is. the Virgin Queen. Elizabeth. that?" every one t*lng punctilious In ance with the spick and span. Jaunty tmtll after they have Kto|.|M*enk- English naval M-auH-n, for tlx- former It. the life and success of the colony. Like were of all nbapes and sizes, from the Fame I m ¡»cculiar to Itself. Ing to her. It is not I most nil men, he distrusted the whites From the first the count received tall, round shouldered, long nrmed religious or moral or wealthy or no­ and their designs. es|M*cla) encouragement. A week puss Cape Coder down to the short, wiry clal or ixilltlcal. It rises alMive the In England Pocahontas was treated «1, and when he pro|>e confident that It will remain. gnawing at Ids heart The more he was n grant, lanky senman, whose London and visited.the Globe theater 1 ’ atne Is the most useless tiling In became Interest«! In the Indy the more bncklMine was so rounded as to form a the world Those wboouce rvullze this i to see Shakespeare's “Tempest." In BUESING & BENNETT, PROP’S depri*ss.*d be became. Finally she ask­ veritable lump. While the isuit rest«! are the ones most likely to receive It. fact, she took on the garb and accesso­ ed him the cause. at the gangway of tlx- visited vessel First-Class Livery. Anything from a saddle horse to To lie famous, then-fore, live long ries of civilization w ith that easy grace "I dare not tell you." be said. "You the English sailors gathered in the enough t<> avoid all rules, work with­ which belongs to the truly great and will despise me." a 4-in-hand. Parties conveyed to all points in South­ open |sirts and "took Mock" In a ratln-r was as much at home in court as in "!nde«-<1! ' re pl I« I the lady "I Insist disdainful fashion of the occupants of out ceasing, cn*nto with courage the ern Oregon and Northern California: also to favorite thing you take the moat plcusure in. her own western solitudes. But in­ nave I I >«-n unwise In trusting you on the gig At last the »teaman of the and then, having died, calmly await wardly she seems to have pined for so abort an ncqualutnnce?" camping, hunting and fishing grounds. mnn o'war call«!, down to Hie cock the n*sult.—Judge. her own free, o|>en life of tlie forest, Tlx* count was silent for a time, ilur • wain: and when she was about to return on lng which It was evident his sufferings '"Elio, there, Yankee! I say, what's the good ship George she sickened and Str««t Phras««. were great. At Inst he said: that bloomin’ 'amp you bare on your died nt Gravesend, having lived long In connection with the cluing«-« of Cor. Main and 9th St» •'I wnn forced some yearn ngo to do l>ack Y‘ Special attention given transient itock S fashionable street phrases a coere- enough, as one commentator has said, a thing 1 am gn-atly ashamed of and Tlx- American sailor hs.ked up and to unite two hemispheres, two races, which now stands In the way of a |>os- called back quick as a shot. "That's sp indent of the Ixmdon chronicle re­ two civilizations. — William Ordway calls from a song Imok dating far back slblr happiness When I came Into my Bunker Hill!''- Ix»s Angeles Times. in the nineteenth century a comic song, Partridge in Circle Magazine. title and estate the latter wan Incum in whii-h the singer complained that her«! with debt. Twenty thousand A Floral Scrap. Lives of Old Violin«. just uh he had got used to one inqulry rubles were necessary to clear It. 1 "Did you bear of al) tin- trouble in —"Doe« your mother know you're out?" Strange indeed are the "lives" of the wa« about to lone it when I received the flower circus ?" If memory serve- it suddenly changed, old Italian violins, says George Ix?h- through a medium an offer of the •’No. Wbnt was It?" aud "now every little blackguard boy man. For years or decades they either amount for my name by a womnn "Well, to begin with, the tiger lilies cries. 'Tell me. who's your batter?' ” repose in the amateur's velvet lined who wished to lie noble. 1 Consent«) I k » Mt cd of the superiority of their It is remarkable to note the persist­ cases or sing with their own peculiar on comMtlon that the marriage should tricks over the dandy-lions, and these ence of the hat among catch phrases. Incomparable sweetness to multitudes take place by proxy. The condition rat tales were brought to the elephant­ "Who’s your hatter?" reappeared in of admiring listeners, adored by their was accepted, aud I wan married. I cars, and It was very natural that the much later times as "Where did you fortunate |s>ssessors. coveted by all am wedded, but I have never met my dogwood tell them where the cow’s- I get that hat?" At auotlier period the whose love of their fascinating quali­ wife’ llpa would repeal them. That fox­ wearer of a white bat was greeted ties 1« far greater than their material PROPRIETORS The count liowed his head. glove w as on hand, although the cocks­ with, “Who stole the donkey?" And means. Aud then, wben it is least JILL KIHDS OF FRESH, SALT "You are no more to blame than the comb gossip was ahead Then every­ the ’’«hocking bad bat" time must also expected, some Strad or Guarnerius. woman who iKiught your name." body was Inclined to linger to admire be reckoned. "I'll eat my bat" aud known the world ov*er. is tenderly "Leaving blume out of the question, the parrot's feather till they beard the "My hat!" ua an improvement upon placed In the bands of a new master AND SMOKED MEATS 1 am prevented from yielding to the cro-cusa like a t root «er. aud all hand« “My conscience!” seem tJ be perma­ or mistress ant) n new chapter In the dictates of my heurt. I cannot even got a fatherly lecture from the I«oppy nent tribute« to the bat’« Inqiortanee history of Its long life is begun.—New SAUSAGESLOF ALL KINDS flower."—Washington Herald. honorably tell you that I love you." York World. in the order of things. Notwithstanding the confession of the aale, the confession of love evi­ Calcutta** “Jungle Villages. Lit« a« Childish Pleasure. Latin In th« Common«. dently was a delight to the lady. A The houses, or huts, rather, that form The wealthy woman with diamonds Some of the more radical aud per- rise- color appeared at her throat and up to her knuckles was telling of a baps leas educated members of the the majority of Calcutta’s dwelling ami spread rapidly over her face, Priwent- man she knew who was going abroad British parliament are inclined to find working places are low and mean and ly abe spoke again: on a cattle steamer. "He Is going for fault because a few of their colleague« crazy to a degree. This vast congeries "I, too, have a confession to niuke ills health." she said. ’Tie Is very deli­ are inclined on occasion to quote for­ of dwellings that stretched Itself along 1 am not Miss Mlkliallof." cate, but he is so poor. Why should a eign languages. This recalls the ad­ i the Hoogbly bank scarce deserve« the “You not Miss .Mlkliallof?" man who has no health endeavor to vice of the Duke of Wellington to a name of town except for Its supreme “No. You were mistaken In my name preserve the little he Ims? With no young member of the bouse: "Say commercial and political Importance when you first met me. and I ix-rmlttcd money to make life agreeable and a<> what you have to say. Don't quote and its great population. It is not a yon to remain mistaken. Miss Mik- little life left in the I mh I v , why should Iaitln. And sit down. " The celebrated town, this city of huts, except in the ballof was h friend who skated with he keep on wanting to live?" One of Irish member Bernal Osborne once central African sense. It is a series of nie. Before your arrival here I gave her listening friends who Is not par­ made une of a Enfin quotation In a Jungle villages spread out aud plaster­ ticularly Incumliered with this world’s speech, Instructions that every one should nd Then lie observed that be ed on the river bank with a trowel.— dress me when you were present ns goods s|M>kc up. *'I suppose he takes would translate for the benefit of the Calcutta Englishman. a sort of childish pleasure In It. Most "unlettered Mias Mlkliallof." millionaires" who •at Tommy Knew th« Number. of us do."- New York Press. "And your real name In?" around him. Little Tommy was very quiet during “1 hnvo more to conf ran. Wben I the first courses, and every one forgot camo Into these estates every one told The Hous« of Rorrunoff. Th« Hors«'« Nos«. me that 1 should marry a noble. After The house of Itomnnotr passed out of It Is easy to tell a horse’s character he was there. As the dessert was be­ ing served, however, the host told a waiting a long while to meet one that existence with the death of Its lust by his nose, according to an army otti I could love, having failed, I resolved survivor. Empress Elizalieth, daughter cer. If the profile has a gentle curve funny story. When he had finished and the laugh- to buy n title In the same milliner ns of Peter the (¡rent, w ho was succeeded and at the same time the ears are us ruler of Husain by her nephew. pointed and sensitive the animal may ter had died away, his little son ex- you sold yours." "You you bought a title by mar* Peter of Oldenburg, duke of Holateln- be depended on as being gentle aud nt claimed delightedly: "Now, papa, tell the other one."— Gottorp, son of her younger sister. the same time high spiritisi. Oh the riageF' "1 did. I heard of a man who need- Grand Duchess Ann. It Is from thia otlier hand, If the horse has a dent ill Everywhere. ad money. 1 gave It for bln name. czar, who reigned ns Peter III., that the middle of his nose It is safe to set A Puzzle. ■tra nge to HHy, I was married, a« yon the whole of the reigning bouse of tilm dowu as treacherous and vicious. P—I see you have my novel, Hilsslil are descended, and they are, A horse with u slight concavity In the were, by proxy.” I "The barriers Hint keep ua apart are therefore, not RomanofTs, but Olden- profile will lie easily seared and maxi wager you had to look at the last page burgs. coaxing, while one that droops his ears to seo how it all came out. double," moaned the count. Q.—No; I looked at the name of the Is apt to I m * both lazy and vicious. "What Is marriage? A ceremony. publishers on the title page to see how Did not you mid did not I go through it came out. ami even now 1 can’t un­ She Obeyed. this ceremony for n consideration? derstand how it was. Tit-Hits. "You pr.Tinlscd t > love, honor nn <>O-O<>^) At Cross Purposes. "Well, 1 don't love. I can’t honor a ml The count was sileut for a moment "Ole Pengborn is working himself to 1 won't obey," was the response. and tlien said, with a voice full of "Von go at once and buy that new skin mid bone trying to keep that boy —let hat." he rejoined, thus at one Strok-' I of Ills in college." ;No, I love you too well to degrade “And what's the boy doing?" demolishing all her theories.—Philadel­ I ” "Doing his best to l>e expelled."— Inference. Ledger. phia 1 now evidence of happiness ap- Cleveland Plain Dealer. Crawford — Did any one ever tell you I In her face, especially on her that he was henpecked? Crabslntw • That'« What Hurt. •a which was n happy smile. No, but I noticed |s>rtrnlts of his wife's Sadly Mercenary. "I < don't like that there Mrs. Swell- "i have not nnked me my real family hanging all over the house.— num i lit all," said Mrs. Nurltch. "Why are you so eager for fame?" .she said. Life. •'Because.” answered the active man, "W< ’<•11. you ain't got to take no no- • It now." "I need It In toy business. Fume tiow.-i- tice of her." replied Mr. Nitriteli ‘lie CountesM Akadyeviteh.” An empty purse causes a fill heart "But the trouble Is she don’t tai« no ila s is merely it synonym for success­ ELI NOH T. BOYD. —Fielding. ful ndvertisu’g.”— Wasbingtcu Star. notice o' me.”—Philadelphia Press The Pioneer Bank of Klamath County Lakeside Inn Modern improvements. 73 rooms and suites Sample Rooms. Bar Room, Parlors, Two Club Rooms, Etc., Etc. J Boarded by , the Week or Month. I th I Horses _________ I ** [ iX. imh fans, or. mw City Meat Market MEISS & ARMAND Every drop Of Old Continental Whiskey Water Hill Whiskey Normandie Rye F F V. Rye is as pure as Government inspection can make it. It is bottled in bond under Government su­ pervision and that carries the guarantee of abso­ lute purity. Pure is the word that tells the story, and when the government places its 0. 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