.1. (orlglnal ) Mr. Qulvey wan about to be mar rlu<l. Illa Haueee living In a city 300 nilloa away, he bail arranged to start the <!ay before the wedding, to be met by the bridal party nt the at«tlou and go from there to the church. Thia wua an unusual proceeding, but It wan the beat Mr. Qulvey could do under the circumstances. Illa bualueaa engage meats and the departure and arrival of trains rendered any other arrange merit Impracticable. Mr. Qulvey took a train at 11 p. m. due to arrive at hie destination at 11 a. tu. I treading the tioura betweeu daylight and bls expected arrival, aloue ou a train and alrout to make the I moot Important step In bls life, be told the porter of the sleeper to let him sleep an long as be possibly could. Us would even theu have plenty of time to get Into bls wsddlag clothes, which he carried In a suit case, end lie ready to meet the party at tbe station. The porter let him sleep. Indeed. Mr Qulvey. mistaking tbe hour, lay In bls lierth, trying to get another nap, till 10 o'clock. Thea the porter stuck his bead liatweeu tbe curtains aud la aa agi tated voice said: I "It's time to raise, nab.** "Wbat o'clock Is ItF •'Ten. sab.” '•Good gracious”’ And Mr. Qulvey sprang out. "Homepen’s bspp 'ned, nab.'* said the porter, "What?" Mr. Qulvey looked up In terror. Ue was In a state of mind to consider even tbe lose of bls gloves a calamity. "Tbe young man opposite tuk yo’ shoes, sah.” "Ileaveus! It's tbe only pair 1 bars with uie.‘* "Ho got out an bou’ ago and lef not-I ton but a pa'r o' won out shoes too little fo' anybody hut a boy." "Porter, you must get me a pair from some of the passengers.” "All de passengers lef de sleeper, sab, 'cept a few." Qulvcy turned pale. “How about tbe other cars?" be asked. "Wuy passengers don't have extry pu r shoes ’’ Mr. Qulvey looked at bln watch. It was 10:15. "Are we ou tlmo?" be asked, hoping they were not. “Yes, nah." We are accustomed to couaider high way robbery n very wicked thing. But there are temptations that are Irresist ible. and even a gentleman of respect ability under distressing clrcum- stances may 1» tempted tieyond bln sense of honesty or fear of tlio law. I One passenger still lay In hl» berth. a pair of well shined shoes waiting tor him beside It, nbout the size Mr. Qul vey required. They were such respect able looking shoes that he despaired of getting them honestly for money. The only way was to steal them, and once on bls feet Mr. Quivey felt capable, under the circumstances, of tying them on by strings of Iles If Iles would uot avail, was not possession ulne-teutha of the law? Mr. Qulvey stealthily approached tbe shoes, which every moment looked more precious, and was alrout to grasp them when tbe car lurched und Ills band went under tbe pillow of the sleeping owner. Suddenly ho thought there must have been a collision, for bo saw Innumerable stars. There had been a collision. Tbe flat of the pas seuger had come In contact with Uls left eye, and a ralnlxiw eye, not so brilliant. It la true, aa his stockings, was sure to be tbe result. The passen ger nt the same time cried lustily “Thief! Hey! Porter! Conductor!" Tbe shouting awakened tbe remain ing passengers, who stuck their heads out lie tween tbe curtains while tbe man who owned the shoes called on tbe porter to go for the conductor of the | train and request him to telegraph tbe police to tie ready to arrest Mr. Quivey on arrival, averring that the robber's hand was under bls pillow aud about to grasp bis watcb when be saved it by a well directed blow. The conduct or came and, seeing that Mr. Qulvey was a gentleman aud in a miserable plight, docllued to interfere. But un fortunately tile train was obliged to stop nt a way station for water, aud the owner of the shoes, who was an ugly fellow, sent the telegram himself. As the train approached the terminal Mr. Qulvey, Ignorant of the fact that, be was to bo arrested on arrival, be-[ moaned Ills fate at having to meet the wedding party In striped socks. He | would have welcomed au arreat If It would have solved the difficulty. It happened that the police were looking for a notorious criminal, and they were quite auro the telegram Indicated that they would find him on the train. In order that Mr. Qulvey might not escape they Jumped on ns the train was roll ing iuto the station und prix-eeded to take the unfortunate Qulvey Into cus tody. The wedding party stood on the plat form, the men In light trousers, silk hats and frock coats, each wearing a big boutonniere In the buttonhole. The bride and her attendant Indios were In day costume. Lining up before the sleeper, they waited the groom's com ing. The men prepared to dolT their hats, the women to shake their tiny Presently out la co handkerchief*. came Mr. Qulvey between two police- men, Ills left eye yellow and blue, both feet all colors. There was a hush, then a laugh In which all but the bride joined. She, poor thing, wept. Mr. Qulvey's accuser, taking In the situation, withdrew his charge, th« police wore satisfied, and Mr. Qulvey waa bustled Into a carriage. The wedding was twenty minutes late. T. EUGENE DRAPER, I AIM TO BE RELIABLE acres choicest land in Klamath Basin, about one-half mile front age on Lost River, close to Her- ley ranch. A bargain. Investigate. ioo VOTE Fire, Life and Accident Insurance « I Houses to rent Lakeview Mining and Milling Stock—adjoining the great Loftus Bros.’ strike in Windy Hollow of the Coyote Hills, Lakeview. For sale only by the Official Broker TOM STEPHENS, Office in Willson Block. Real Estate and Insurance Your Choice / for the Klamath fiotel Unsurpassed Cuisine, only Ameri can cooks being employed . . . Large well furnished Rooms » FREE TRIP 0CO. bHRHlXOn. « « « Proprietor KLAMATH COUNTY BANK KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON ALEX MARTIN, President E. R. REAMES, Vice-President ALEX MARLIN, Jr Cashier The Pioneer Bank of Klamath County First Semi-Annual Statement June 30, 1906 Resources Loan« and Discounts....................................................................... | 120,511.40 Overdrafts, secured and unsecured............................................................. 93 JQ&63 Bonds and Warrants........................................................................................ 52^450'23 Banking House, Furniture and Fixtures................................................ 5,’969^00 Due from Ranks and Bankers................ 241'217'75 Cush in Bank.......................................................... 13*834*91 4 Liabilities Capital Stock, fully paid....................................................................... , 100.000.00 Surplus and Undivided profits.......................'........................................ 4,784.5» Individual Deposits, subject to check. .................................................... 381376'89 Cashier’s Checks outstanding .................... 912.35 Demand Certificates of Deposit................................................... 40,618^15 ♦527,691.98 Jamestown Exposition State of Oregon I County of Klamatbi " I, Alex Martin, Jr.. Cashier cf the above named Bank, being first du ly sworn, do say that tl.e above statement is true to the best of my knowledge and belief. At.gx M artin , J r ., Cashier. Subscribed and sworn to before me this 2nd day of July, 1906. [•satq S. C. G raves Notary Public for Oregon. Correct attest A lbx M arti », E. R. R kamkh . A lkx M artion , J r , Directors. THE MIDWAY BALDWIN A. HUGHES, PROP’S General Blacksmithing and Wagonmaking . • • Livery and Feed Stable X.