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INJURY TO WATCH FROM FALL. When the Hair Falls Then It'« time to act! No time to siudy, to read, to experi ment I You want to save your hair, and save It quickly, tool So make up your mind thia very minute that If your hair ever comes out you will use Ayer’s Hair Vigor. It makes the scalp healthy. The hair stays in. It cannot do any thing else. Il's nature's way. Th»» b«at kind of a tnattmontal — **Uuhi for over *l*ly yvuri .*• J • a ywr • » . I.owfiil, Maes •u uiiuulMiareri wf J asuurumix •Sol.twr. R*4 t«r Hr.etelwg or a »♦»♦»♦♦♦eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* A WHOLESOME CENSORSHIP | Tlmcplw« «»ria«. W e*»<««««««««««« ««»<♦»«♦< V “Do many persoua allow their watch on» of lie» largest works of man's liamls la tl»« artificial lake, ur reaur voir, III India, at Knjputami. Thia res ervulr, said tu lie tlie largest In the world, known aa the great tank of Izbe bur. anil used fur Irrigating purpoeee, rovers an tulles. area uf twenty uue square A hovel eicuas fur st»nllug was glv- i-u In Bucharest the oilier day. A wiiuiuu mi, chirgisl with the lari-eny of twelve esse, uf allvvr. Huld tlie Judge "Com«, lull us thu truth.” Huld the wumuu "The truth, my gu<sl Judge, la thut I liuve Uot broil uble tu resist tin- Ivuiptutlun. Cinisider, yuur ll-uior they nil laire my liiltlula." Huge stuns Blabs sultubls fur ah!»- walk constructlou lire aeldum etnsiuu- tvred lu Frum-v, mid ii.phult walks are «■¡unity rnr*. The popular material Is • cviuvnt block, which la cheap, durable mill sutl.fiictury. 7’lieii« blocks are mud« In ii variety of shapes ami colure, mul In their mor* «■¡.»u.lve forme are much usud lu lutvrlur wurk. »» to fall?" rwently askw! a customer of a well known Jeweler. Accidents of thia kind happen most fre- quently to men, on account of their having tlw watch attached to a fob. The uumlier of watclws Injured by falls Increases when thia fashion comes In. ■nd It do lines wbeu lite mode uf at taching watches Is In vogue But there Bvciwtl If ws makr no niUtakrs but thm. you know. ml*tnk«*s are common. M are common evsrywlwre I beard a lawirr sud s doctor taunt Ing uno aauthor tilli afti-rilouu about them make " ’You take*. I suppose,* Olli ** ’You tor doc " ’But too, no doctor«' mistakes are often under ground«* said the tmrled deep lawyer. *’Ye«,’ «aid the doctor, ‘and law yrrw* mistake« often awing six feet In the air!'M AmrNillMg (ho* DaclaratloR. Weary One I Jovially i Ing. Judge! The Judge Y*-s, Indeed ten. Fine mort» fgeniallyj — Cleveland Leader. M 'thrrawtll And M»*. Winslow** Hoothtng Syrup the beat rrmaxly to .i*« (or their *h lid ran during tha taathlng ¡^rlud. O.r TeMdrHcr (• Warship Herne*. 'The names of many heroes have tieeu prvseru-d for ¡«»terlty In the nomen clature of places III the United States, • vhlviic« of our tendency to Indulge In haro worship to quits an extent, We have postnfllces Iwaring the name of every I’resldent down to and Including Hoosovelt. Only two of his preder-rs sore are lacking In the list of counties Naturally, the favorite In the nmnlug of towns and counties la Washington, and he Is the only President for whom a Htute has born named. Hut others than Presidents enjoy these honors Htfcceaeful soldiers, sailors, statesmen, editors, authors, Inventors, the heroes of ancient history and mythology, and even popular actors and nthletea ebare n like distinction. Hur list of post- offices Is a long one and contains names from almost every language, living nnd dead, and chosen on almost every con celvsble principle or impulse. Two counties In Knnsns present a curious association of Ideas. Greeley County •aid I’d do, ao I went to work, dollars a month, twelve hours a shoveling roal out of care Into nn The yard was Are miles my bouse, and I forty dny. wng frmn walked down every morning aud l«ck every night “.My back um «! to aclie and my bend "'Well. I've had three different fel I know n little temple In Bruges where the followers of Lucifer giithvr. and Iowa In the car this week, every <>Ue not fur frmn tlw» 1'antbeun in I'arls Imaky working men, and every one ha« lhere Is an nltar to l'andovinuii. This quit on the aerond day t>e<nuae lie said Huy. I’ll give may aa*ein grotesque; pvrlnips It is, the work was too hard, you fifty to route back.' but It Is fomihlnble. day nt 3 o'clock. Over the nltnr wan n "I didn't go back, My sbouldeni were still aching. But that moment. when 1 found I had really held my own successfully ngnlnat three other <’lin|>s on plnln old muscle taxlug work, waa the proudest of my life.” Ilrldaw Ilea I. om *« There la now it Span. under const ruction w’higed figure of Lucifer, timid flame«; acroaa the St Idiwronco nt Quebec a he trumpled under foot n cn»rodlie- cantilever bridge which w hen cim symbol of tlie < hurch. A few days ago plated will contain the longest a|»an of I found the cha|a*l rloaed. Only after any bridge yet erected, not even ex patient research did 1 find tlie new eluding the great cantilevers of the at»ode of the SntnnlNtn. Their chattel Forth bridge In Scotland. now Is In n great new apartment house The structure la of the cantilever nt No. £2 Rue du Ruisseau, within tha type, anil con.lata of two approach shndow «»f the (Titlivtlrnl of the Nacred spans of 21<> feet each, two shore arms Heart on Montmartre. As of old. H h each 5<>G feet In length, and a great (nn In wor«bl|M‘«l; every Friday the central span, 1,800 feet In length. Th< l.uclferlnn* gather. I culild nnmo many total length of the bridge la <200 feet, of them men not unknown In the and although In extreme dimensions It learned professions. Hume of them does not compare with the Firth of have Influence enough to secure, now Forth bridge, which Is about one mile and then, a right of midnight entry In total length. It lias the distinction of to the catacomb«; there amid skull* having the longest span In the world and bones, with orgie« 1 do not care to by ninety feet, the two cantilevers of describe, they have worshl|»ed the spir the Forth bridge being each 1,710 feet it of evil calling lliiphoinet, u|K>n In length. Lucifer nnd Beeixebub mid Ashtoruth The total width of the floor is eighty nnd Moloch, with cries mid walling hys feet, and provision la made for a don tcrla. This attempt to reestablish the bls tracked railway, two roadwaya for wornhlp of tlie fallen archangel In, I vehicles and two sidewalks In a can think, the moat rvninrknble uiunlfesta* tilever of this magnitude the Individual tlon of iikm I ciii occultI hiii ." members are necessarily of huge pro Apuphr, portions, the main poets, for Instance, length, and "When I was serving my time as being 825 feet In each 'house' on the surgical side at Hun- weighing 750 tons. til ng," said nn active physician, "the Grant. llow th« Kaffir ImokM. county sent a man over to us to Im ve n "The Kafir smokes on his stomach." badly cracked skull patched up. The pa IN CONSTANT AGONY. tient's card was a blank except for the said a tobacvoulst, "using tie earth for a »«.i VlrsItilMti’s Awful IXatrraa one detnll of the Injury. Just what na a pipe. This l>eiilglitecl eavnge, when Through K III nr y Troublas*. tionality the niiin might be none» of us the tobacco hunger nelaea him, selects W. L. Jackson, merchant, of Park- could Itiuiglne. When we had lifted a piece of clayey soli nbout a foot erthitcff W V«., says: "Driving about the piece of bone that was pressing oil equiire, mid puts a curved twig there In bad weather the brain lie made nn nchlreas ton min In, so that both ends stick out. Then brought kidney trou utes Inng. nnd not one wurd cxiuld nny- he builds a fire over the place, and bles on ms, and 1 body roinprehend. I luring Ills reiovery when the* tire Ims sufficiently hnrdcuecl suffered twenty years he must have been »een by 190 visitors tlie clay, he draws out the twig, and a with sharp, «ramp first mid Inst, mid no one could under channel, n kind of pipe stem, Is left, ing pains In the back stand n word ho said. One dny we tine cud of the* channel he hollows Into and urinary disor The other end Is his mouth had nil nriny surgeon visiting us who a bowl, ders. 1 often had to lie puts his tobacco In the wnn going to show us nn o|>eratlon that piece, S«t tip a dosen limes wna Ills particular stunt After the bowl, drops a live coni on top, and. at night to urinate. operation we showed him through the ¡lying down, falls to. The Kaffir sucks Retention eel in, and vigorously, and very black and I was obliged to use wards. As scam as he came near our|awny 1 took to my bod, and convalescent mystery the patient began strong nre the fuinee that enter bls He will not use nn or You cp.u Im large mouth. toe doctors failing to lielp, began using his customary address. He likes hl» own way of Ilian's Kidney Pills. Ths urine soon agine our surprise when the Colonel bo- dlntiry pip®. tins for Its capital a town called Tri buns, and Ulysses Is tlis county seat of "prove It." "I d'-n t have to prove IL I get S|»nce rates for Just saying IL"— Philadelphia Ix-dger. Howell—Who waa the fellow who went around with a lantern looking for an honest man? Powell I don't know, Fxldle- Kick? Broncho Bill—Hardly that! But I see him lend Grizzly Pete a dollar and he looks Jee* fool enough’ ter ask him for It ag'ln !—Exchange. don't you think those great liinchluea are terrible Sparklugplug In our streets? Mra. No. Indewl; 1 think It's far more merciful to kill ¡»eople Instant ly than to mangle them as thorn» light machines do. Chicago News. “How would you advise me to pro ceed In order to attract public attention to my statesmnnly abilities?" “There are two ways,” answered Keuator Sorghum; “one Is to rend up all the works on political ecouoniy you can find, and the other Is to remember nil the funny stories you hear."—Washing ton Star. ('ndercrountl Telegraphic Line«. For Infan ta and Childr e n. But as there wss no denying that Miss The Kind You Have Always Bought Newcomb was delightful In spite of tier deafneas, am! aa her door was al I AVrgcUUePrtparalionforAs similahng the Food andUetf ula I tuotte Stomachs and Bowels of Boars the > Signature Promotes Di^estionChrerfuL ! nessanrlReM Contains früher Opium.Morphine nor MmeraL N ot N ahcotic . In Use For Over Thirty Years say?" "I mean, we've had a fine day.” "Oh. yes. Well, now, let's make some fudge.” "Elegant!" agreed another girl. Instantly the ear trumt>et came her way. New- "An elephant?” naked Miss A perfect Remedy forfonstipa Hon. Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Feverish ness and Loss OF SLEEP. “Where was that?** comb. "No. not elephant Facsimile Signature of Elegant !" about ad the culprit "What were you describing?" asked NEW YORK. the deaf one. "I said -It—would—be—elegant —make—fudge." to V- — ——JJCÄSTORIA Miss Newcomb laughed heartily. "What an odd conceit!” she ex claimed. "I am afraid we shall appear anything but elc-gant when we get our bands and dresses smeared with choc olate." "Ain't birch Just great?*' sighed an envious girl from across tlie hall, •nlfllng the odor from the flreplace. "What?" Inquired Mias Newcomb. Dia.’t “I said birch Is great.” "Oh. do you think so? A grate? Why, I like a flreplace ever ao much better. And with blrcb logs In It It la so com fortable. and suggestive of home!” “I said It was great!” the shouted girl. "Ob, well, have It your own way.” laughed Miss Newcomb. "I prefer my fireplace." If It had been tor any one but Mis« Newcomb the girls would have given up. but she was so pleasant, so ready with sympathy and so free with her entertainment that they could not keep away. But when the young the went home for women holidays numbers of parents commented on their Improved vocabularies. "How did you learn to talk so well?" asked one mother. “Your favorite re mark used to be T sh'd say!' and you have not said It once since you came home.” "I guess It Is tlie ear trumpet censor ship,” said ber daughter. "I never realized bow few things I said that them out four or five times to make Miss Newcomb bear them." letters To Break 1« New Shoe*. « CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING Wanted to Know. "I bad a tramp for dinner to-day.” ’’1» this some of him?" asked her busband, poking bls fork Into the meat rather suspiciously.—Houston Post. she filed them la Hxfau«TOWE8’5 which a well It works!" MA'.K I an : El '--W'etater Cw, r«rua«4. Lowmt pr.ee« on Lanterna and Slide«. 1C LA MT II* HOSIERY ; Supportera. Bracea-, Keilte >ii; trae mtssureoieui blaxous; Woodard,Clark» HOK.-K» or al! Mind, tor u. u ,«/ pren. ioquir. 27, Ircol wc. rRUf*BK8 »»nt on approval-, wa cuarantae ftt la most d flicull t-aaea; Woodard. Clara* A Co. ARTIFICIAL LYES*; eyery shade and Khapw ; «•> •ort nient wnt on approval ; U oodard, Clara« Co "ST !jl\ U . '< W L box "Letters from parents.’' marked, "How PHOTO bUPPLlE-S; K- m 1*I c ds-v««lApln< and ortu*> ¡«S; write lor prue», u tx>«i*rd. < lark« A Co. St V toe* and all Nwvoo. t»er.«ei p,rm*r.nt;r cun^l by hr. tCbo.*. or-a< K-. *>rrr. eend f.,r r’UEEfltrtai botu. and uaauea. Or. IL ILKUa . L4..au Arch bu . rail*..H. lay upon ber de«k. and smiling a very Haring read them all satisfied smile. through, The llstoners. being of delicate per ception. knew then that the book bad falleu dead from the proas.—Philadel phia Public Ledger. Always ihnce in Alien’* Foot-Ease, • powder. It care* hot. sweating, aching swollen feet. OWAKI» E. Bl'KTOX-Aanyw s»»d ChemlM. Cure* corn*. jn<ruwinf nail* and bunion* At ¡«eadvti.F. < olora/hk Mpudman price«: *11 druggiata aud »hoe «tor*«, ¿■’•c r»on't «crept silver, I, ad, H : <*oid. Silver, 75c; (iold. Me : Zinc or an/sabBtitnU .Mampto nailed FBEK Ad lree. <opprr.lt. < vanide traf» Mailing envelope« and fui: prit «• list ks - m ou application. < on trot and Um- Allen S. Ul&itad U Roy, N Y p rs-w rie - lied. Keiervnc«: t ar ¡zonate Nn« Uotini Hank« No Hope of Agrrcnrrt. “I am sorry to hear that Wrinklins and his wife can’t live together in peace. There Ie too much obstinacy on both sides Portland Trade Directory —that’s the trouble, isn’t it?” "Yes; he's a standpatter, and she's a atandpouter.” After the holidays Miss Bangs »at In ber study conning the Daintily Eipreaaad. The author had been <lra*ge4 faint- Ing from a crowd of shoppers. “Almost like my last book.” be nur mured, recovering bls senses. Ml.S th. Maehl.ra. "I hop^” said th. renter ef room No. 1197, "that the rattle of the typewriters In my office doesn't annoy you." "No, sir, it doss not." responded the crusty capitalist whose office teas No. 1199; "but their gabble does annoy ms exceedingly."—Chicago Tribune. were worth saying until I bad to shout POMMEL SLICKER ÜRF.ÀM SEPARATORS— W» RUarantsw th« U.K >• parator to !>«• th«« beet. Writ» tor tr»« touuog. H&xr-.wuod Co.. > iflh and OaA. Mi N’BCLi'THI.VO - B«e»m * r»odl««m. «ou • Alfred Be -m o A Co.’* correct cLotboo» E verythin* in men'< inruiebingA Morrison and Sixth sire«««. Opposite jxxiotHco. HAS MEN ADVERTISED AND sold 5OLD fob FOB a A FOVLTRY FOOD—If you want your ben* to lay morergKS*rl’ iiiorir»* partk uiars about FU* KINA POLLIKY ILEbb-Acms MUi« C<«, Fort» and, orrgou. Q'JAÎÎER OF A Cf NT'JSY she said.— LIKE ALL Youth's Companion. GREAT ENGINEERING FEAT. FI A NOS A OR«i A NX — <Hd*«’ piano houae on P«- i* ■ -_a M an 1 I' a..OB on •'«My payment*. U rile Fr Hat. I«et us quote you a price. AUea A Ghbert Ran.aker Co., Foriland. Oregon. CLOTHING. ■ oliaio* a Railroad Over lb. Great Stretch of Florida Kays. One of the most Interesting pieces “Are you foinl of yachting. Miss Grey?” “Oh. yes! At the very thought of raUway construction now under way of the Inaplring breeze, the straining In the South Is the Key West extension sail, the rushing water. I can hardly of the Florida East Coast Railway. contain myself." "Y yea—that's the This new line will follow the outlying way It affects tne.”—Cleveland Leader. Florida Keys for nearly their whole length, and about 30 miles of It will “I hear the audience lust night wa* be over what Is now open water. Two rather cold,” said the critic. “Moat types of construction are required; one of the ¡>«>ple were, at first.” repllol Is embankment construction on laud llainm. "blit when they remembered and In shallow water and the other that they had paid good money to ace Is reenforced concrete arch viaduct the show they got hot."—Philadelphia construction over dee|»er water. Alto Press. gether there will be over r I x mile« of Mrs. Nagget—You don’t love me as the viaduct work In four stretches much aa you used to. Mr. Nagget— varying from one mile to two miles In Think not? Mrs. Nagget—No; you used length. to say I was worth my weight In gold. The new line starts from the old Mnd -------- Mr. Nagget—Well, you're road at Homestead Station, 28 tulles not ns stout as you were, you kuow.— south of Miami, and for 21 mile» fur Philadelphia Press. ther continues on the main land. It "How do you know that you will ever then crossed to Key Imrgo, where It attain great wealth?" sternly asked the turns sharply and followR the line of girl's father. "Sir." confidently replied outlying Keys southwesterly to Key the suitor. “I am both deeply pious West. The Florida Keys are separated nnd thoroughly unscrupulous." "Take by openings or channels varying In her, niy boy. nnd be happy."—Louis width from a few rods to several ville Courier Journal. miles, and In depth of water from a Mrs. Sctioppen— I want five pounds bare wash to a score or more feet. It af sugnr, ¡»lease. Grocer—Yen'tu; any la the extent of these water crossings, thing else? Mrs. 8<’lio|>pen No. that's some 80 miles, that Is the distinctive all; 1'11 take It with me If It Isn't too fenture of the construction work. heavy n pneknge. Grocer--Ob, It'll requiring The deepwater crossings only weigh three or four pounds, viaducts are four in uuniber, and the ma'am. Philadelphia Ledger. viaduct structures will be, respectively, Friend I hear you bought one of 10.51X1 feet. 5.200 feet. 7.300 feet and the henvlest automobiles In the show; T.800 feet long, A standard arch con TELEGRAPHY TAIi.HT FREE. Com- ph t- course an t poRf- <»n secured when graduated Th .s - fl r k'xxl O...V f< r »hort tin>e Writ for »»ar t' u a x P a « »Hi n.LH.HAEH INSTITUT* Grand lh>-at e Building, Portland, Oregou. It is made of the best sutcriab. in black or j-elo» full/ çuwor.teed and sold bj rcbUle dealer, eter/where STK* TO THt P. N. U. SIGN OF THE FISH « C AN AMAN Ca L—M. TOlCMfO. CAM. No. 22-M llrx writing to advertisers plsese mention this paper. A JT0WÏP CO, *OSTOM.rtASX. U1A ] E levates W ater by WATER POWER THE COLUMBIA HYDRAULIC RAM structlon In re-enfomd concrete will is employed. A Belgium Is a land of great smokers, but not all Belgians use the weed. This threatens to disrupt the Relglan lalior party. The famous Malsou du Peuple at Brussels Is at present rent by a dis- cusslon more vlolent than any about mere politics could ever produce--to smoke or not to smoke. At the great meetings continually being held at the House of the People the workmen are In the habit of communing with their pipes while listening to the fervid ut terances of their Socialist orators. Un fortunately, one of the moat prominent PUMPS AWAY UNCEASINGLY WITHOUT ANY ATTENTION HE COLUMBIA HYDRAULIC RAM is a amply constructed and T inexpensive machine that can utilize a small fall of water for the purpose of raising a portion of it to any desired heighL It is the fanner's friend in the •dry season’ and is indispensable tj those owning land high above ditches. by means of the impure or muddy water, as found in some streams. tem dates from ISTO. France followed du Peuple, was so overcome with tho suit In 1879, as the result of a great fumes of tobacco that he was confined storm that Isolated Paris tn 1875. Up to bed for two days. This Instance of to date her system has coat «39,000.090, martyrdom stiffened tlie backs of other but la believed to have more than paid anti tobacconists and they threaten a Lines constructed In 1X80 wholesale secession. for Itself. are still In excellent condition. to our Hydraulic Department today for illustrated literature. There is always a disposition In those who have them to claim that gray hairs are more a mark of suffering than of aga. It will furnish water for domestic purposes, even elevating pure water of the spring There Is now underground telegraph of their leaders. M. Vandervelde, Is an ic communication between Ixmdon nnd ardent non smoker, and. after having Scotland Germany's underground sys addressed two meetings at the Maison He Is ,1 suppose, tlie giin to Jnbber back. It then wus lenru- smoking best. cd Hint our pntlent was nn Apachs, the only smoker whose pipe la the earth. St. Ixnila Globe Democrat. eight years, anil ¡though over 70, am as Jctsmn of some Wild West or medicine show.” active «« a boy." After n innn hn* l*»eu a fullur« thlr Hoax—How do I look In thia drees Hold by all dealers. 50 cents a boi. Selfishness defeats Itself sooner or ty or forty year«, don’t rxiMK’t Lliu tu suit? Jonx F'tne; why don’t you buy | later. foster-Milburn Do., Buffalo, N. Y. | brace up nnd become a «ucciMMk one?—Philadelphia Record. came freely again, and the pain grad ually disappeared. I have been cured 9 oo D rops Mrs. D'Aubrey Brown -Well, l»ow ways open, her study flreplac-e alwsys ' pungent with birc h logs, and tier time did they bang your picture? Mr. D'Au | at the disposal of whatever girls would are many other ways of allowing brey How? They lymlied It- Life. watches to fall." | route In, they soon voted her "a treas- "You mustn't kiss tu. until we are "Who handle their watches ino«t ; uro.” formally engaged." "Do you always carefully, men or womeu?" A knot of them gathered about her Insist upon that rule?*' “I've always "I cannot say, but i women are tuor« one afternoon to about into ber ear tried to.”—Life. accustomed to attach their watches to trumpet The New Cook- - What does your lla-lr clothing or to a cbalu woru “I hope you've had a happy after ¡•apn like for Ills bre.ikfust? The Au around ti>« nsck, ao that I they are lu noon, girls,” she said. gel t'blhl Anything what we ain't got lesa danger of falling "I sh'cl say,” affirmed one of ber vis —Cleveland la-ader. “How la It with children?** I tors. Sira. Tinnetnonnay Your new saddle “Girls nre mors careful than boys, "What, my dear?" Inquired Miss • nd their watches fall leas frequently horse mh - ih » to be a lively animal. Mrs. Newcomb, smiling sweetly and tilting Y»*a, It la ao splrltuoua It the ear trumpet toward ber. Nome Istys will allow a watch to fall I'artlngton three or four times a day; others seem always starts off In a dec-anter.—Ex- "I sh'd say !*' shrieked tlie visitor. cbange to play with It as with a football.” "Yes, desr? What were you going to but if be were to try It to day mime p*t dluy with that endless up and body would steal bls lantern.—Wom- down, up and d<»wn with tlie shovel. in'a Home Cotiqianlon. that there was our row which was fa ■ ver tlie side of tile car. but I stuek to "Uncle George." said tlie little boy. uiou« for lter bad milk that could be ti»e Job one whole month, during w hich "wbat Is an equinox?" “An equinox." time am) for three weeks after my lilre<l for ruurt purpose«. said Uncle George, who was fresh from Imck never etagqwd aching nor did the college, "why—er—that's a sort of MODERN DEVIL WORSHIP. •or......-as go out of my ahouldera. Hut freak. I aupi«i«ie; half horse aud half I etuck to It Then I got a letter, offer ürolraqua and Horrible rrarflrea OB.”-—Philadelphia Ledger. ing me a l*rth aa a re|«>rter on a local SHU (»beeraeol I m Kaarope. "Queer Idea of Jenks In advertising X unce Tbomp«uu In Everybody's pa|>er tu which 1 had applied. to trade his auto for a mule, wasn't “ 1 drew my pay and left. A week ninkrai the following remarkable reve later 1 happened round that way. and It?*’ "There was some logic In It He lations : says If It's a cane of eternal swearing, ”ITu' dark force« which a«Tvn<*o rec looked up the l«>sa to say 'howdy.' '• ’Washburn.' he said, '1'11 give you he wants something with ears to swear ognlse« but due« not define exercine at"—Milwaukee fh-utlnel. marvelous attraction <»t* minds of n cer forty five dollars a month to come hack Broneiio Bill—I don't think that new tain order. In «cure« of temple« they to the Job.' arrival Is going to live long. Earleos “ 'What's wrong?' I asked. «re worsbl|>ed under different natnea. "My friend«," ei-la io>*d (h* candlelit*. In a flue hural of <li*intvre*(rd pitriotlam, "I don't *«nt thia ofli e if you think I am uiiwnrlhj to Oil it !" Her* ba stopped and took a drink of "It need hardly be said that tlie rite« water. wherewith Lucifer Is w«>mlil|>et| are "Anti I might add." he pro-e^Jcd. “that A rmtplv of my candidacy i* not th* result of any cor hid In much mystery. years ago I visited one of the ’chapels;’ rupt political bargain." "Yea. you might." Interrupted an old It w un In the Hue Rochvchouart. The farmer In the audience; "but if you did blio’k iiihnn , w lili h I have no dmlre to yos’d bs lyin’ like Mam Hill!" dcscrllte, was celebrated. It was Fri and brought back an at bearing, there was much wonder Mias Bangs' select school for girls. “Does u fall always harm “Moot assuredly, and a I’rufvaaor Nhlpley, In a Imturu at tbs Working Men) Culh-g«, Nt. I'uticraa, may tie an Injurious as s dealt with tlie relation uf nice to ille- Moisture la very bad for n where ■•w. lu tropical lands tli« ntowjulto tliiMM It ¡»euetratee More aud taetMi fly wvre rrapcmallilu for ma scarcely lie expected. Ing u r.glit against the moth Hr linn I Kltxrrd«ktrur,” |»rl«on editor of U m » ImporttMj fr >.ii Zurich n great quantity Q<«rman pr«w«. When « milkman Is ar of moth parasites, nnd with the belli rvhirtl for «riling l*rlow iegai grade ho !« entitled to «uininon his row to bls of th«» little crestur«*« In* and the J’ro drfriiMC «nd ha«« tier tnllkril liefurs pie of MaMsachunetts bo|»e to obllter the Jmlgi-. «nd *u prove that (hr |mnr ate the niiitli completely. "Our work may aucceed,“ said Mr milk was the cow’s fault, Many milk Klrklnnd recently« "or we may err men have evaded flm-s In thia any of aunirwhsre, and It tuny fall It uniat I m («% and recently It was discovered city tractive young womau teacher was, to aay the least, very bard o watch F' “Kay. I»lck, what la thia new fad little fall they call phonetic spelling?” “It's the "Ain't you rut her young to be left In great one. kind, Jlrn, they used to flog you and charge of a drug etore Y' watch; at me at a>-bool for using."- Baltimore ‘•¡•rrlinpa to, ma'am; what can I do It could American. for y<»u?’’ than once “There's going to I* another an<-ew "I>oii't your employer« know It*« dan laria and yellow fever, while at homo • careealng father, who has allow*»! bls try society.” “What Is It?” “Descend («roil* to I va »«* a mere tw>y Ilk« yuu In ■lilhl to play with his watch, finds that lie had no doubt tlie common IliiUM- ants of |>eo|ile who re»-elv>-d Invltatloua chnrge of aurh a place?" Tlie hreaUa of th* fly. by dropping Into milk and fimd. It lieKliiB to rust. to the White House wedding.”—I»e- "I Ain coinprti’iit to serve you, | caused mucli of tin» dlarrhma suffered lllld has iifTwted It, or |ier>iai« It has madnm« If you will make known your by children lu summer, and thereby In- H-»-n taken Into tlie mouth. A frequent trolt Fr»-e l’ress. Gunner I wonder ehat will !«• tlM* want«." -aae for repair Is the breaking of the creased tli« Infantile mortality. first thing they sight at the North "Ifton't they know you might poison I lie English ¡mj.-ra tell a story of a •prlng, which will hnp|i*n to tlie most l*olc? Guyi-r Why, Eskimos selling •otiiff one?" •lliiple nilmlcd curate win» wna luvlled -•refill ¡»arson." Ilor*doglcal Review. souvenir ¡»--tai cards, of routes. Chi "There I* no danger nf that, madam ; lo laitidou to afiend a week nt a great cago Dally News. «hat ran I du for youF' house. Tlie i-urnte, Ignorant of am lety. Benedick—Not married, »-h? I’ll bet "I think I list ter go to the store down naked advice of a man uf tlie world, ! HIS PROUDEST MOMENT the st reet " you're fond of a girl, though, llat'Lel wln> told him how lie almuld conduct "I « an nerve you Juat a« well a* they ler O, yea. Indeed. Benedick Who Is hltuM-lf, and womal up with the enn mid n* cheaply." she? Buti-helh-r Her name la I-eglon. words; “I think, too, you had better Ou tlie dny tliat Waabburu'a novel —Chicago Tribune. •'Well. y<»u can give me a Scent take a servant with you." "I will," wn. Hated aiuonx the "all tx-et sellers" stamp, but It don't look right."—Hou* Gladys I don't like this egg. auntie; said tlai curate, and In due time tbs lialf a <!oxeu of bl. old college chunis It's not goo-L to« i'u*L Auntie—Nonsense, dear. poor fellow arrived at tlie reeidsttM gatlnTml In Ills rooms to rougratujate It was only Inhl yenti-Nay. Gladys— of Ills Imai with sum« modest luggage him. “Well, old umn." said on* of Well, tlien. It must have been laid by lM«fn<** Cannot B* Curad mid a housemaid. t»» Ins al «pj lt< at. i ■ a* they > annot rea» h th« them. “1 su |> i «>< m < this Is the proudest a bad ben.—Tlie Tatier. dl»« n*s> I purtu u ui IL» »ar Ilei« t* only du * I here lias been almost a revulutlou lay In all your young life." way U i < ne ih « » m •«. at I that i* by <-.»i.»Utu *'l»o you think that cigarettes kill the ¡in Ellleliauseu, a little village near th n*l rviur I»« «In»»» la r«u*« <1 by an lit- “Not quite." an Id Wa.bbum, musing Itarnsdr i.»iit II S.f tf.r l».u< »us Hillua of th« [»eople who smoke tln-niY* “Yes." an- •utllngt ’ ii, <icriiiiiiiy, over nu order ly. “ Tliere win one prouder." K i»i«< hlait Inis- XVbri» Ibi» tuta I» ltih«in»4 ««ereil the cold blooded |*raot>; “but It io » « rmii'Hn* muí ml or Imtatfe« t hoar« forbidding any young. uniu«rrl*<l uamu "When was thut? Tell us about It" i f • <| »h- i il i» «i>lir*|v rI.*•*•■!, I >r*tiirs* I* doesu't do any good, tl • re are always lt.e r** n I, a <1 unira» the Iliff «initial i»'U <*n I« tu r^*ort « young wuuiau on tbv «trwUi "Well, hoya, said Washburn, "that more to Like Uielr places.’ —Exchange. ta en out aii<t Ibi* lui»« r* !>■ ed to It* u><itt>«l lifter dnrk. Tl»l« order wm tbu uork flrat summer we were out of college I «<»u»||t|s>n. hcartn« will It« drelroy*«! f< r«»»r. Blggw -After bolding ii ¡«»I It lea I office Din • •« B.i.t»! tm «r» r«t,*r<| by «alanti of ilw deputy town clerk, who I* not tlslw-d round for something to do for n • hid. i» !.' i : liif I ni «ti Ititi» i.r«l OuttdltloU *>t n ladle«' man, «nd bad l*ven made tin* long time liefore I found IL I was 'on for ten years. Peachy baa Just retired th«» ii > tics«u» • nr « »• »• " • w «if» i'lie Hutolrr'l bollar* for «ny i>utt for HI nature«) Jok««. Hr thought my u|i|.-r*,' with only a quarter of a ii ;«>or innn. Diggs Huh! Why didn't r«M» » I»» •• i » ai.er«l I.« ratarrn i that «an t »i i . < r** I by Hall • « • aril* < ur« «aud lor lie mw an <q>portunlty for rvvrngr lollnr left; but I had kept my football lie resign at the start, when he dla-cv- dr» ul«f •, f rv» m Iwn tin» r«dn« of puw«r tnn- appetite, and I was still liani as nails ered that lie wna tx-liig watched?— r J < IIRSKY A < O . Toledo, O. pornrlly Into hl* hnnda. But hi« nctlou w hen M«.ld by Btufglete^.« . I aaw a sign, 'coal beaver Calcago Dally News. ha-i ■ I amli) riiFar« th« b«*t. Ii«« rxMit him hl* plica «ranted.* "And you aay the Tit« Izondon '*!‘hat looktwl g»MMl to me, and I ap rogues?" “Moet of milkmen have a row lb* IHWo»r»M«*e. The lx»«* looked me over, nnd swered the magazine expert ou morals, w I uimi function rorrw|«nuls to the piled. A. 11 Kirkland of Boston Is conduct Hrr llutfur J udg imom I . CRSTDRIÄ When Miss Bmiga visited the nelgtw boring "Half of those brought tu for repair have suffered In that way," was the re ply; "It la tlie moet frequent accident no attention. out of order. Require* Practically no cost of maintenan e, there being no parts to get A ram will pay for itself in a short time. Every ram installed i* giving utmost satisfaction. We keep a large stock constantly on hand. Writ» C olumbia E ngineering W orks Tenth and Johnson Streets : : PORTLAND. OREGON