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W. O. SHITH, Editor and Proprietor
LEADING NEWSPAPER OF INTERIOR OREGON
TWO DOLLARS 1 HE YEAR IN ADVANCE.
Klamath Falls, Ore., Thursday, July 13 1905
!T'S A MODERN MIRACLE.
TOOTH BRUSHES IN SCHOOL
how the Coachman Keepa Hie Tall
flat On in the W.aaiest
Weather.
English Writer Would Require All
Pupils to Be Furnished
with Them.
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“In the political economy of nations
There are three things I have never
jut beau able to clearly understand, the toothbrush is of much more tnipor
■yas a writer in toe London Graphic, tance thau the sword, and tooth pow
The first is how a trsln keeps on the der is Infinitely more important than
rsl's; ths second hew a well-staircase gunpowder.’*
So writes Mrs. John Ixine In th*
enJ> res so long without perpetually
collapsing; and the third, which is the Foctuightly Review. In tbe course of <1
most difficult to comprehend of any, I lea. both amusing and very sensible
bow a coachman manages to keep his for greater care of the teeth than ta
customary in this country.
hat on.
The English have not the habit of
in the stormiest weather—when
most hats are tak.ua flight—when it Is going to the dentist; money paid to
bl wing fiercely and raining vindic him they consider wasted—there la
tively. you may see a coachman driv- nothing to show for It.
They still have teeth out rather than
•. g a ; air of spirited horses and both
hands s > occupied that they could not stopped (flliedl as being cheaper, on!
touch the brim of his topper, and Jet wueu they are ail out they replace
them on too slight provocation b>
hi -ever loses it.
what American humor calls "store
How is this? Does he use some ad- teeth.”
heaive cojiicsition to make It fast to
Nor are the English supersensitive,
Are now ready to sell your lands. We do not wish to tie your property up in a way that }ou cannot sill l
his head, has he an invisible string
an! their complacency, which uphold,
fastened under his chia, has he some
them in more important things, in
extra rdlr.ary method of developing his clines them to believe that if their fa
oecfpito frontalis so as to render it
there muddled along with bad teeth, yourself if the opportunity offers.
e. ial to the occasion, or does he follow so
can they.
the example of the fair sex and run a
If. as it is said, bad teeth are a
hatpin through his back hair?
sign of the degeneracy of a race, then
I am sure 1 cannot tell how this may
the sturdy English in a very
be. All I know is that in the midst of are
bad way.
a blinding deluge and a terrine hurri
The English. Mrs. Isine points out.
cane you will Cnd his hat securely usel
to be always caricatured
planted on the top of his head as if it continent as possessing very on th,
promi-
grew there.
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nent front teeth. Now they oiten
have no front teeth at all.
V «ti luusi», rt »i-atitr.
JAFANESE DEATH SPIRIT.
And the worst of it is they do not
The H. 0. HOLABIRD COMPANY will guarantee equity to both buyer and seller.
seem to mind.
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To th. Soldiers of the Mikado No Dis
"If I were one of the powers ths’
honor Is Greater Than
be." concludes Mrs. Lane, ’’I should
Failure.
We will act as agents for non-residents owning lands in the Klamath Basin.
require all board schools to furnish
their pupils with toothbrushes ami
C. I. BONNEY.
Within the human frame is a power tooth powder, and I would open the
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that j asses the understat •'ings of boast morning session with a general brush
We write Life, Fire, Accident ane Plate Glass Insurance, and are prepared to furnish BONDS for
ed scientists of the twentieth century, i ing of the teeth. Not only that, but
and the supreme ideal of the Nippon I would have a dentist attached to
ssriurai. the yarrato damashl, is a each school district whose duty it
»rerk that does often wake that power, would be to attend to the children's nubile officers, contractors, etc
mysterious, unknown, nevertheless real, teeth free ot charge.”
writes Adachl KInneruke. in Leslie a
Monthly. The Nippon solcier dies when
KISSING ADVERTISEMENT.
We will furnish information about Klamath County upon a request accompanied by a stamp.
his lite is under the cloud of dishonor,
as he sees it. In your way of looking at Paris Restaurants Wherein the Cash
things you might be superior enough
ier Pays Peculiar Premium
In connection with our land business we have with us a competent civil engineer from Los Angeles at your
to say to him: "Dear fellow, you are
on Checks.
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mi. taken; there is no dishonor in being
prisoners of war." And you might be
In many of the European cafes of ‘he
right. Permit me to remind you of one cheaper order It lx the Invariable cus
solid, historic act—your gonial and i tom to print the daily* menu on thf service.
gooa-na>vred attitude toward life has napkin provided for the guest, so that
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sever yet produced men of whom, as the when the latter desires to study the
The famous Gleim Ranch two and one-half miles from Klamath Falls is on the market in 40-acre farms and up.
circular of the 13th of April, tn Gen. bill of fare he has to raise his serviette
Kuroki's camps, has it. is expected the from his knee In erder to do so.
accomplishment of the Impossible
But perhaps the most extraordinary
Moreover, to the samurai this life is custom in connection with restaurant Prices reasonable.
n'iisif»!
Don’t overlook this chance to get a home on the choicest ranch near Klamath Falls.
nothing; fulfilling a duty to his own life, says a wr. er. is that which ob
country ar.d to the emperor 1, every- tains in a certain little cafe in th«-
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thing. No dishonor is greater to a suburbs of Paris, where every custom
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Improvement
Company
have
given
us
sole
agency
for
their
property,
which
will
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samurai than the failure In accomplish- er whose bill amounts to one shilling
tn6 ms ~mk, in the discharge of his or over is entitled to receive a kts*.
duty toward his country, In the code from the very attractive young lady
of the samurai honor it is written that who acts as cashier to the establish sub-divided into residence lots as soon as our engineer can survey it
$25.000 will be expended in grading streets
none would survive dishonor.
ment.
So used has the damsel become to
SOME GORGEOUS INSECTS. the osculation routine that she goes beautifying this tract. Get your application in now for a lot
through it without the slightest reti
Beautiful Butterflies and Luminous cence. looking upon it purely as a mat
ter of business, and it is reported that
Beetles Found in South
the proprietor of the res'aurant is
America.
more than satisfied with the result of
An Englishman, who Ilves In British his curious device for attracting
Guiana. was in New York visiting his patrons.
Another enterprising restaurateur
brother, a.id -me evening the conversa- !
li' > .urned Upon ine wundercul Souls has Instituted the practice of making
American in-ect;. relates the Tribune. a present of a box of Havana cigar«
”1 wish that when you go back you'd every New Year's day to those patrons
send me some of those gorgeous but who have been pretty regular in th«lr
terflies and luminous beetles anl attendance at his establishment dur.ng
things,” remarked the New York the preceding year.
It- nhz<- that hail
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brother. "I'm interested in them and
it must be so easy for you to get them.
anknr-« wltli whi< li nun-
DON’T USE HARD BRUSH
I suppose you've caught some fine
kind 1« .»fflieud i. if » *•! I't
Th, Frequent Cause of Unsound
specimens, haven't you?”
the ebuiisi h. Il >«
Teeth in Young Persona,
The man from Georgetown smiled.
lit»» tliat in in '-I • *•-•« Ihs
"Catch them.” he exclaimed;* “you
Says a Dentist.
k tom ml, i« sff..led I'V th*
don't fancy we trouble ourselves to
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chase those things. If we wanted any,
"In spite of all that is printed now
all I should do would be to call a adays about the care of the teeth,”
coolie boy. give him a 'killing bottle — said an experienced New York dent'st
one with poison in the bottom, you according to the Press, "we should have
know, to kill them as scon as they're to go out of business if we depende
ri-u.ui
in—and tell him that when he brought upon the patronage of men and women
■liotilil c,,ii-<ill iin» >rid lieve
the bottle back to me tull of fine in who have passed the prime of life. I
mur tiM tli cx.nniiu I tern-
sects I'd give him ten cents. Of course, la a mistake to assume that most of
tally.
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a lot of the specimens are broken from the false teeth are made for old per
a mar l»> hosut y s"d n men*
t -tag captured and kept In that care- sons. I venture to say that scarcely
a<e t<> iu-sltli. HrI'lw s'i‘1
'■■■ *■ „.•, but you ran always find some a day passes that a patient well in the
perfect ones which make the thing sixties does not come to my office for
crown work a specially.
some slight treatment to an almost
worth while.”
perfectly sound set of teeth.
“I have frequently treated men and
SEWING BEES IN COURT.
women pa«t 50 who never had a tooth
DENTIST
An American Sewing Machine Proven out, and but one or two slight cavities
lira Instr of North l’srifie
that required filling.
On the other
a Source of Delight to the
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hand, we are repeatedly called upon to
Chinese Empress.
make artificial teeth for very young
A French officer who, returning from persons. I attribute it to the use ot
Manchuria, visited Peking, where he tbe hard toothbrush, which la a ootu-
waa presented at the imperial court, paratively modern Invention The use
tells that the dowager empress of ot i Lard brush, even occasionally. Is
China, who had been given an Ameri a great .mistake. The softest kind of
can sewing machine, is so delighted hogs’ bristles makes the best tooth
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with it that she has decided to order brush.”
one for every lady at the court and in
tends to have regular sewing bees in
the palace, to which daughters of all
OSCAR C. STONE,
the highest mandarins are to be in
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
vited and try their skill on the won
derful machines.
Klamath Falls, Oregon
The empress !s at present even more
Interested In sewing machines than in
the magnificent mausoleum which she
WEEKLY WEATHER REPORT.
is having built for herself and on
Below we give * report of the weather •» re
which she has spent nearly |500,nni),
Ebe told the officer that she had no corrt.d by the Government weather bnreao
intention of dying for some time yet Mallon et Marlon Hen,«’ ranch. Th I. report
la changed each week, and If our reader, wlah
and that she feels as well as ever. She to
keep a yearly record of weather condition,
will continue to be the actual ruler of for future reference, cut out the report along
China until the war between Japan the upper and lower line, end paale it in a
and Russia is ended, but she will then scrap hook tine week after another. Thl. rec
retire a. d spend the rest of her days ord will be taken on Saturday to end each
In the palace at Eho. which ha, been week and <>egln on Sunday for the next week.
Marion Hasx, Voluntary Observer.
almost built over and greatly enlarged
to suit her taste.
Week End Ing Wednesday July 12. 1906.
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The Ville Lumiere.
J. W. SIEMENS, Proprietor.
Dey j M axi
M i nl ■ Prcelpi 1 Character
Parle! Paris! No other city knows
muni 1 mum 1 tatuiti
of day
how to amuse itself. The passing of Thur I Xl
a 1 ■ <«> - 1 "clear-
Cleanliness and Good W
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elsewhere so pitiless, here brings Fri 1
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clear
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aothlL but a succession of feast days, i Sat f M 1 « 1
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1 clear
Guaranteed.
which follow so rapidly and closely that I R uh 1 90 1 « •
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one has hardly time to count them.— Mull 1 90 1 15 1
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