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Win a < amiirliarl, Hurt " nitron all of K iaiiia U i Faile, Or. Ao» aol « I p> t b,,!,, « Ianni .> m advtfruaiy O»f attorn <!«■ . t b«..j latiti» arw t«quwait'd to <» ••* 11.« it iOaint» in liti» I'flirr on or btfof« »•*'! I4tii day ol Mait h, i*»> J. N Waiuoli, Hrgtutrr “£3 mOD€ mi££Hl€RY” hi MRS tel H GALARNEAU. P. DM M 8MSKS io I Mis, Misses ond Mi» HM FANCY GOODS, TRIMMINGS, LACFS up-co-ojxe DRessinjtKWG A BIG DANCE WILL BE HELD Friday Night March 17, ’05 IN THE New Opera House at Merrill, Or. r * THIS DANCE iS G.VEN Under the Atispices OF THE Foresters of America ^qoop MUSICS All are Cordially Invited to Attend TICKETS $1.00 FLOOR MANAGERS A. F. CLUÖINE GEORGE DiCK - MAMMOTH STABLES Rifls furnished with or without drivers • • • We keep the finest lot of horses In the country. HORSES BOUGHT AND SOLD H. W. STRAW, Proprietor < Kiiijr up Milin 193 £ Do $ YOU t ♦ L1 k e | Horses that will please you I have With or without drivers $ Commercial men conveyed to all points t WoMt fStlito S4tfll>lVM J JAS. SIGLER, PROP’R t KLHMRTH FHLLS, - OREGON « i ILL V.AÌTINO 1)0 ANIMALS TEACH? “Just walt'" *«id tr« u>, "tot it» ’• or*. I •’ fr haw a gu'-'l ig.i w> II» I car . li I I I. uà« at. 1 «nel, I" u.aru.uud txilix * tit tacul rv or imparting knowi - Ji «t wait HU I am a mauI” CUGfl 13 CERTAINLY LlMIfkD. "Oh wall'" ha au i. wh« x.ar.ho-A rama. "I IO la ao Ju)r.u« andgav, W .' 'll . »a la tig « »n >ugh to* tara»— 'K- ma aaa i.&l bulli in a ria* ’ ” "Juat wait Uli th» righi tira« com«a by and •'»- Ni«r t J «hall nrvar darai va- Ju,' wall ' ar.d you' : rr r umhin* hl*»— lu Ilin ouurse of u wruoti ibn otlinr Suraaaa I m aura to aalitov*!’’ day <>t,n tit our oiergy very happily point "I m wattlna'' amid ha In rv Iddla aga. ed his moral l>y ooutraatiug the intoill- "I waa nrvar a mnn to ahlrk, gome of tiiu Lrute with ibai of mau. Aa a.-oa aa ma rigbl ui.mxa . vioao i'U an . ISS “You nan tea<b a <l‘ig aluxml anything, *’ In hard and aarneat Wot» '* aaxl he In eulaiUnx*, “but tbs dog call Tic.ugh th* 'Wap" ka awaltad aavar bol Impart the knowledge lie receives tortird Up, And I« «nr In poverty's chair. from bln mnati r to aixillx r nf bla kind. Mui, t,u th« other baixi, not only im Mull h" M'latled away at 14a Ju*t watt" cup la les knowledge, but roue tan tiy gives In LI* <a*t!e* In the nlr of I ba lam! of ins bnirulng Io Olbera. ” Without pausing to die* uaa the moral T» »e -1 age end» I Im welting still. h< •< ine'Irne* thinks with a etch, truth thus llluatrnUd It la not uninler Ot And I ls w-illr-l Hie but be t ad I.la Will, acting tu make some inquiry ns to the An.I he » waring yet to die' i>.ulae tirey b lit, la 1 hl- .go inter txeaa coriHclneaa of lh<> olcrgyuian'a opiiinm that brutes bnve not the fwulty of im puitlng to tlM>ir kind the thiogs which man baa langht liieiu. Aalolix.ee prio eaM-a of thought w hl, b wt« null HiatoK t, winch are Involuntary and which are obeyed in every individual of the apnciea with no idea of improvement in tbu method, I be dial met ion lattween them aixi Ib'am prta «wane which are owing to l»y PKRCY CHAMHKKLAIM aaa.. latlon will, man is clearly maiked. 'J'bw nff'ctiou of the female brute for her rtwhl, IFM. bjr ¡Mil/ Bturr )*•*- ^•-1 young 1» instinctive. Tlie il'df " use of I T HAPPENED *o suddenly that the Ilia sense uf suiidl in tra< king, the ml I onlooker* were paralysed with the giutiorra uf birds, Ibu comb building of lass,, the alavrmaktbg of eomu spec.es horror of It all- but not so suddeu.y uf unis aud tlx,yearly inoveinciit of salu, 1 that the orawny man »bn «prang for ou and aliml from tbu aea into tivera ‘ ward to drag th« child from the pat*. and ba<k again—tlieae are all lustinc- ’ of the great automobile, and failed live. The young of any of these would, I did not find time to seize a rock fruì, b it lu itself, develop the acme faculties ' the roa.ld* and hurl It with unerr in the aamo wuy without uakiug itself Ing aJm fil l al the beul of lire baugb the why or wherefore, and lu maturity ty ' liaffeur. Ho it happened that th* cry of bor Would be »a fully endowed with Urn In ror from th* » r«et was echoed In kin-' aliU'live tuu<*ti'M,a as another India idu from the auto, aud while tender band: al which Lad i.wl ibu « oiunant cotu|asu I Icl.ed up th* maimed littl* body lit iunship uf weinbera of its kind. Hut many ai.iuiula urnen; able of men the street other friendly bands held the lurching for a uf tb* young aria tal d> Vdlojiux-ul so fur ta-youd the ojag atlou of llialinct that the dlfleri-uce b><- tie rat In the auto from pitching out. lauan their renargilng powers and ibuee and th* big machlu* «lowed up and uf mail la very difficult to deluruiiue. A stopped under th* guidanc* of ou* ot well trained abopliard dog will not tally bl* friends Two athletic young fellows—evi drive abeep to pasture, but will, when commanded, fetch them h<me. Jd .re dently pent lei..en of birth and post than thia, a aliepberd dng. having becu tlon leaped from th* vehlrl* aud told to ft U-h home aneitain sheep out uf hastened track with black brow*, the fl < k t the ahepberd culling It by shouting for the pollc*. In the auto three young women !n SMu"), has is am known to obey the coin maud without mi instant's hnsitalitui. costly array awabbed the blood from Singling out the turn sheep uut rriiigiy. the bead of their Injured comrade whh He knew the uaiue of every sheep lu the prk-eL-»» haudl.ercbiefa of lac* aud k. and could tee b auy one that was still more pri ales* shawl*, wrapsand dual red. Yel, with all Lu intelligence lingerie One pair of dainty arm» the dug could uot loach anoiLer hi do held the h<ad of the wounded chaffcur, tbo aame tiling. With every ucw dog the while four other dainty bands moved aliejiherd uiuai go through the «a;tie kaig, deftly to s'aunch the wound. For, lata.rioua pti«<«i of teaching him bis surer aa you may. three dainty daugh business. Vnd'iubtedly, the training of ters of the rich ar* much a* other gucreaaivn genet at mn« through I'gig pc- women on occasion, and ar* resource riods of liuio baa <lcvelop,Hi it\tbe collie ful. liistiuctive and unafraid. a cbaiacler w hich makes hl« trumuig fur A* the two young alhietea rushed abeep herding easier lliau would other back toward the spot from whence wise lie th« <-u-,t It la extremely lui- cam* the rock that had wounded their probablo that a pt-.g in u ,panii 1 could comrade, angry and swearing ven- ever be triune.I to herd ,h«< p. or that a geauc*. they met with a sight which oolhe could I»« taught to point <>r eet chilled their ardor In front of tliatu game. But let th" collie or the pointer a brawny mau. evidently a mechanic run wllbont tgvaking. and no matter uf th« better sort, with wild eyes and bow much they mibgici with trained foaming lip*, slrlvmg with all hia dugca of their distinct spociue the ouo great strength to break away from the wuuld never hiuu to trod rhupuor the restraining arms of a full dozen earn oilier to poiut gameu est men and rush to meet them Just 3hero was lal< iy published a volume beyond, a group of women gathered of “Ik-g Moriee From the Loiulou Spec about a tuanglud, broken and moaning tator.'’ In which wers gathered tiMuiy little object They paused, however, anerdot {f the sagacity of dogs, but but a moment. The more determined while they covens! every imaginable cx- of the two rushed toward the strug- blbiimu of luteiligviico. ulluctiuu, wia- gllng mechanic, shouting at the top of doui. aud «.vcu buiuor, uvne uf liieiu hia voice: (iouHiOatrated that cue d< g could loach "oncer, officer, tbl* way; arrest • bothur any trick or duty that it had that man. arrest that man.” teamed tflim its lu.u’er. "Let tne at 'em. let me at 'em! Il would be supjxwvd that If any ani raved the struggling man. “Its the mal w, ro capable of luij artiiig as well t'other one 1 m after—th* one w h > a» acquiring knowledge it would be the did It. an' did it a' purpose—I heerv d dog. yet It w*iu« that that generally in I tn say *o—but If ye’ll let me go ri: tractable, uiitoaciialdc creature, the cat, fix them in a secund and then I II get actually has Hua faculty. One instance to him." uf tins is authentta A tabby, baviug a The men holding nodded, wisely bad habit of leaping ou thedmiug table reinforced their bold and looked more after the family hud risen from it and uf prowling over the fragmint«, wua determined. "Come Dan.” said on*. "It'* awful finally cuieil by long soundly cuffed on aevrral OEOMiuM when sue bad been bad. but ye mustn't do anythin' reck naught In the act. After awhile she had less Yell only git Into worse trou a litter of kiltena. and cue day when ble—an the littl* one 'll need all yer they were half grow u one of them jump strength now.” The man paused and the tears tai on to n chair, ami ao to the timing table. A mt mtw of the household busy starved to bls eyes "I* she hurt bad. boys?" he asked. in the nt st nsim saw the mother eat Just then an officer came along and. leap up beside her offspring mid cuff it vigorously on the eara until it aciaiubltd at the direction of the two young men from the auto, placed the mechanic to the floor. Another story which seems to show under arrest There were deep growls that brulca can t«:v h one another is told of disapproval among the onlookers, of a colony tif rata. It cannot bo vouched and the mechaulc looked dazed. A for. however. Ruts are fond of clams, well-dressed young man who had been and the narrator of th.» story, having watching the incident stepped forward left u pile of tbu ahelltteh near the back and said to the officer, in a decisive of bis bouse, saw the rnt eieep up t, voice: "Arrest that man In the automobile them. Their shells wrere partly open. The rnt flicked hia tail into the shell of I saw the whole Incident and 1 want one, when instantly it abut down tight to lodge a charge of murder against and the rat scampered away with It. him " Presently the rat. relieved of it* load, "Do you de- returned with half u dozen companions, mauded one of the automoblllsts. when each of thiin tlnuat Ha tail into "I don't care," was the reply. the shell of a clam, which shnt its "It Is Stephen Hamilton, son of jaws, und the rata gayly marched off. Harlow H Hamilton.” This would seem to show that the tirst The name was that of one of the rat instructed the others bow to rupture great money kings of the day. and the the clams But how did the tirst one young man wlio had interfered evl- learn the trick? Was it instinct or nvi- dently realized its force. He paused a dent,or hud it learned it from some patti- nioni<'it and looked grave. At this arch of a former g, Deration? l’crliapa moment the man In the machine ral- the imitative in-tliict which is found lied and, half raising hluiself, ■aid in the lowest forma of life might ao- thickly: oonnt for thia remarkable proceeding of "Found th’ fellow who threw the the rats, lint it is pretty certain that the ■tone ?" imitative instinct w as not at work in "Yes,” replied one of hia compan the cat when it cuffed Its young one. ions The interesting question is whether the ’’Have him arrested,” rejoined Ham cat was intentionally punishing the kit ilton. "I'll make an example of him ten for clitnlnng ou the table or aitnply I'll make him wish he never had been chanced to lai in the linmor for cuffing burn before I get through with him " at that moment in that place without a The face of the young man on the thought of the impropriety of its be curb paled at this and he grew stern havior.— Buffalo Courier. and determined. “Arrest that man In the machine, Wisconsin is important in mannfiMv tnring, having 182,OHI hands and mak ofilcur,” be commanded quietly, ”| ing »'JtH.bld, 161 worth of product. I A Modern Juggernaut •x Fond of Doughnuts. will ma >■ lb* piu,.«i cb»ike* at the The Htt|* fellow w.x* extremely fond •i loon and get cut the proper pa- of doight it* Hi* eyes «par..led whrn t to.*-" "On* of the men win had dlsnxiunt- hi* grandmother *«l a plat* of thsui l cd from th* automobile mule ILUj a on the tabi* th* night of hl* arrival loud laugh "Well, what 4o you think at th* f irm Fran! I* did not • it mm h until tb* do'jg. nut* war* p***«d. th»n of that?” he Said. The young man on th* curb r«d- ho *M*rly **iz*d on* la eacb ebubby deiied a bit In bi* face, *'ii«r* I* my baud 'Whip Fraakto,'* whlap*r*d h!* card," h* »aid; "1 am a raapoualU.a rovlngly. "y<m hav* tal.au business man and I OauiBud that lb.* mother two dough nut»!" • man b* arrested.” "1 know it. ma," I he whlsp*r*d “ Oa< of th* auto party w*nt and la'd back, his hand ou th* ■peak er * abou der with a longing glane* at th* plat*, and If I had free baud*. I’d lasen "fietter cut all tbl* out," b* aaid "Nieve la an Indian, and you bav*l fra». '—Lippincott'*. nolhlug to win by antagonizing Ant* and Puat. him ” I “Ms really l* a rsmaraabl* vurgeon. Th* other shook the hand from bis shoulder "I am a law-abiding Aiu*r>- H* ran tail a patl«bt «bat * tb« mattsr can citizen.” be said, "and the law* with him ” "What ar» you talking about? I* that ar* a* much for me, or for thia man." sweeping bl* hand toward Ch* me •o romarkabl«?” "Certainly; tb* averag* attr**on ran chanic. "yea. or for the v>»>r little girt who ba* b<wn killed or mangled for n>*r»ly t*n th* patient * widow what life, perhaps, aa they ar* for fellow* wa* th* mattsr with him.’’—Philadel phia Prts* like you. Ferhap* I will be crushed In thu operation, but I propose to find How to Do It. out If you fellows are entitled to run Mr« Noopop m baby cries all night. your infi rnai Juggernauts over the J don't know what to do with It. rest of us without »uttering the peu- Mre Kr.owttt—I’ll tei! yrs, what to ally," do A* soon as our baby commenced The man tn the an»o remarked He to cry I used to turn on all the gas That warns to find something out. Charley,“ »4 fooled him He thought it was broad hs said "In tbt interest q ( liberal daylight and went to sleep.—Trained education I demand to be taken to th* Motherhood. police slallon and go through all these mot«».* And wh»n It's all over A Oueaa. I will take great pleasure to issue * Bo'd Rohl* Hood hes passed away ■hseps! In to th:» luqu.ring Individual, And mingled with the dust. conferring a new D D D oa him— He robbed die -reetly. so they say. It he could be around to day doctor of d— doughheads." Perchance he’d start a trust. Aud so this strange group landed — Waahlngtor Star at the station aud Hamilton made bls THAT KEPT HUB. compia.nt aga nst John Murray, who had thrown th* rock at him. Also did Robert Dennis, the young business man, max* hl* complaint against Hamilton for assault with Intent to kill. All were released on ball and the party broke up A few days later the lawyer for ths Hamiltons teie- phonid Dennis to come and set him Dennis referred him to hie lawyer Later Judge Felhato, the Hamilton lawyer, called at Dennis' office “Young man," he said, severely, “you are making a must serious mis take This entire matter Is not worth the work and annoyance It is going to give all concerned Of courae you know as well a* I do that there is nothing In this char*« against Ham ilton. Ar. an accident, air, all an ac cident—and you know IL Maybe some damages involved. Ilk* doctor’s fee*, aud that Is all right and we will not fight them; but this criminal charge Is preposterous—yes. preposterous, sir. 1 be lady—Willie, ia your mother at It is perse« utlon—little short of black mail, sir. and we are not the kind ot home? The Kid—Tea, aha to sick.—Chicago weaklings to alt down lmpot*ntiy un- Journal. der that sort of thing." l I “I conceive it to be my duty, *!r, ’ One Girl ’ s Wisdom. replied Dennis simply, "to bring th * He asked thr msHt.n for a klaa. impudent fellow to justice, He ran But her answer (al ed to com,: over the child deliberately, I saw th* She gnaw that al.eme gave conaaot— expression in hia uyea, and my own So .hr kept on gri ping mum. —Ciucaao Baity News little boy was only six feet from th* spot where ho ran over the poor little 8w**t Honey. girl. It it bad been mine f would have Ernestine—Ye*. Indeed, Jack brought killed hirn without fall. As It I*. I me a box of the most delicious candle* propose to help Murray, who to I more I ever tasted. or lesa Ignorant, to bring this ta- Kva— Tou don't *ay! Did you ima.-k aolent whelp to justice." I your lip*? The face of the lawyer got cold, ■nd Ernestine—Oh. be attendad to that he said- "Very well, sir; but you un- —Milwaukee SenUnal. derstand when you take up this fight that there will be blows to take a* In Toklo. well a* blows to glvs. You ar* In* Lady Customer—I'd like to buy a door business Is It wise to antagonize the mat- , Hamilton Interacts?" Jap Merchant—Her* Is something very "It may uot be wise,” respond*! nice In Russian bear and they are very Dennis, "but I will land him in the popular this year; the whole nation to penitentiary If It costs m* all I ever wiping its feet on them.—Detroit Free hoped to have.” Free*. It certainly was a fierce fight The state's attorney hesitated a little to Faulty to the End. push the prosecution and Dennis hired “So ole Si Siocum has paid the debt the greatest criminal lawyer In tb- of nature, has he?” city to carry the case through, or “Yes SI drank a does of carbol 1« course th«re were postponement and acid by mistake ter licker.” delays, and the matter dragged fear "Gosh! 1 knew if Si had paid a debt fully. And when it became evident It must bave been by mistake."—Judge. that Dennis proposed to stick, com- what might, ail of the tremendous Betort Civil. power ot the Hamilton millions weie Glffle—Hl. old man! My, but you are turned on him. His business venture a sight! Hos'd you get all the *kta was assailed from the most potent rubbed off the end of your nose? quarter, finance, and finally was Spinks (with hauteur I—Not by pok wrecked Then Dennis took a salaried ing It into other people's business. 1 can job. and lost It, and then another and tell you that'—Philadelphia Bulletin. another. But the case against Hamil As Defined. ton steadily advanced, and finally it Littl* WHIta—Say. pa, what to A con went to trial. It was a hard fought I battle on both sides. The poor little fluence man? Pa—A confidence man, my son. I* • crippled Murray girl was a most po tent witness, but It was Dennis' clear man who separate* othsr people from their money and confidence simulta evidence that won the case. "1 saw I',» automobile coming,” hf neously.— Indianapolis Sentinel. said, "and pulled my little boy on'o Downtrodden Man. the sidewalk, and shouted to the kids Rod rick—So the car was full of la- to look out. They all moved toward the sidewalk, gesticulating toward thr die* Was there much standing? Van Albert—I should say so Some machine This man Hamilton glance-1 toward them and smiled in a most in of the ladies were standing on tbeir ■olent manner Watch the kids jumr dignity and the rest were standing on my sidewise.' he said to his companions—1 feet.—Chicago Dally News heard him—and he deliberately turned Kxptalusd. in toward the children. The children “Say. pa?” jumped, but the Murray girl was an "Well, what?” instant too late and was caught by the "Why doe* that man In the band run hideous monster. And, sir. Hamilton did not seem to care as the little one the tromboue down hl* throat?” "1 suppose it is because he ha* a tast* was caught under the wheels, Yes. sir, and I saw him. and that's why 1 for music."—Town Topic*. made the camplaint, and It is why I But Not Funny. am following the case.” Bink»—Brown is very slow about pay The jury never left their seats ing hia bill*. It'* a standing jok« at th* Hamilton got five years in the penl elub. tentiary. and all the power of bls fam Jink*—I suppose hl* creditor* con ily's million* could not secure • par- sider it a standing off jok*.—Cincinnati don. Commercial Tribune. I Dry In Switzerland. So Wags the World. The past summer wa* exceptionally Freddie—What's the difference be dry and wsrm tn Switzerland, ro tha' I tween a politician and a statesman, the hotels in the highest kxatlor dad? were overcrowded. In the Tyrol tn Cobwlggvr—Wei,, when they ru’l same conditions prevailed For th against each other the politician get* first time In many yeara some moun elected —Judge tain sides were made available t< An Old Maid’s Thought. climbers because of the melting ot Ella—The pnt«*r tells of a girl • who their ice coverings. was hugged so hard that she died. Stella—What an idea) death!—N. T, A »omni can contro) a man's opta I Harald. lons by seeming to agree with them. bwINDLER MET HI6 MATCH Caek of Transattami* tiger Rote» thing Ahead of Itiaui Ante* lean MiUluiiaLra. The cFnailcnl c<mfld«nc* trick hns been n«*utly played <>n » would bv swindler by biff intefidvd vie tim. The latter, a conk <’n s truav silantic liner, had Iieen doae hun self before, and was too old S Hid to be eaught agaiu. Hrstruvk up an acquaintance with an rngug Ing but obviously shnin American millionaire in the truin to Paris, confiding to him that be had 4K,O*MI in his tag, and meant to amu»« himself on the boulevards, says tin* London Telegraph. “Well met, indeed,’’ anid the mil lionaire; "I have also made u*y pile, and intend *eeing the merer side of life in Paree.” Tlu-y stnrf ed the evening with an expensive dinner, paitl for by the American miliiouaire. At cujee the latter exclaimed: "IIullo, I have rot any cigars; suppose you go a rd buy some. You rah leave vowr bag here, where It will lx- quite safe. But as yon might be auspi cious, here's my pockett'wok Keen it till you join me again.” As aeon as the cook's back Was turned th. millionaire of course t>ol’*.l w tu the bag, but the latter only ron tained old n«w*[>a;>ers and the cook's card with the words: "* have been here before; yon ham met your match thia time.” In the would be swindler's pocket book wa* a sum of fl2B, which the cook took to the jmlice station, asking the officer to whom he to' * hi* tale with understandable rel ish to give the money to the poor. BOY WON OVER THE MEN He Knew of Something Better Thru* Pereuaaive Words to More a Balky Horae. Five men, three women, tw<v policemen and a barking dog trie-» to induce a balky horse to get olf the rar track on one of Philad ■ phia's busiest thoroughfares, bu- the animal had made dp his mind that it would require some other agency to move him, and he won out, says a recent report. Th« recipe, discovered by a lad of 14 years, wa* a handful of oai and cracked corn. The horse wa* bitched to a wagon. It was a curi ous crowd that watched the ef forts of the men, women, police men and mongrel to start th« horse. Two men wanted to apo’ the whip, but the women were no in favor of such measures. (>n< woman stepped up to the horse and whispered something ia Li» ear. fihe then said, “Cotre horsey,” but “horsey” shook hi* head in an easterly and wester, direction. The policemen su^g.ct ed that the crowd push the war “ but efforts to push the horse wa it failed. A bystander hissed • dirty looking mongrel dog <>n tu* animal, but the dog barked and then disappeared. Finally tie boy, who had been looking on, cured the corn and oats sod sto« J in front of the horse. The hor« spied the food and started up tt»e street after the boy, while* thtu crowd eheered. TRIBULATIONS OF TRADE. An Illustrative Instance of the Trials to Which a Butcher la Subjected. "What ia it, children?'* asked th<i butcher. * '4’leane. mister, we want a five cent head of cabbage.” “All out of five font heads, out here’s an eight cent head I'll k. you have for a nickel, this being Saturday night.” He wrajped up the cabbage and handed it to the youngsters, ttata the Newark News. “Please, mister, give ns a pier« o’ bologny,” said the three ebll dren, in one voice-. The obliging butcher cut thre< slices of sausage and the little ones departed eating, "That’s the way it goes,*’ sighed the butcher; “eight cents’worth of cabbage and three «ents’worth of bologna, all for five cents.” As he spoke the door opened, and the children reappeared. “Please, mister,” said they, “mamma wants a tradiug stamp for that cabbage.” Getting the Money Anyway. Baxter—They »ay your uncle has cut yon out of his will* Carter—Yes; but it wot, »mil any difference if 1 t an only ge* bi*- to keep on playing bridge with n,. a few weeks longer.—Bost cl Transcript a I --- — SUBSCRIBE FOR KLAMATH REPUBLICAN. THE LEADING NEWSPAPER OF INTERIOR OREGON AND OFFICIAL PAPER OF KLAMATH COUNTY.