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Eruptions The only way to get» rid of pimples and other erup tions is to cleanse the blood, improve the digestion, stim ulate the kidneys, liver and skin. The medicine to take is i Humorous ! EVENTS OF THE PAST YEAR SISTERS OF CHARITY Pe-ru na for Coughs. Colds. Grip and Ca- tarh—A Congressman's letter Wluit like hull I»«'”-'’ >""* Well, a woman Is a f'»,l •'> buy «'• inferior article- Tow u ropic». 14 End of strike of lake captalnfl* Jannary. 15 Burning of stt'atuer General 8k»euin The La.ly That l.n’t the «am* »‘°7 2 All Chicago theaters chwed. In *x*nav Iu East Rh ci Neu \.tk 1 persons |wr you lwl«l me Iwfore. I’lie Beggni Xo> faoDce of IrtHiuui« Theater bolocauat of i«h \ hulhostok squadron sinks too »«•<• 30 .... Death of Gen. James Long Japanese transports, destroying l.tWU live* lady; you didn't believe the oilier on«- tx American Derby in Cblcago l>y stn*et. 4 -Congrsas reassembles and hear» spe Highball. —Ex. . clal message from Piwident on Panama 2U Five thousand Russians killed ami t lie Can't we Juat quietly .e|Mir»t. question. .. . Fire de»tr»\va north wing of w<>und«'d at llalvheng without gettiiw II formal dl.oree 8h. 21 Repubiiean national omvvntlou o|»ens l«»wa State canitol rt Thlrtv killed In Rock lais nd wreck In Chlca<o But I'm already engnged to another. Which has cured thousands. near Topeka. Kann Boiler rxploalon on 23 Roosevelt anti Falrtninka nominated in British <niiaei Wallaroo kill» 43 peraona. i'hieago. lJfe. 9 Death of Gen. John B Gonlon ... 26-27 Japanes«* defeat Russians In two- promptly stop the fulling? "I. your wife economical Very THE “8HAKESPEARE" BIBLE. Steamer Clallam sinks In Straits of Juan de days' fight at Ihsllu lllll Fuea: VJ ilvea lost . Chines.* Emperor 2S 1 icatli of Dan Eniett. eoinp<M»er of Your hair will begin to grow, She cau tl* over u ten dollar hut ter ratifies tr* ‘ afy making Mukden and Antung ’ Dixie . . . Nine million acres of laud | Famous Book Bold at Auction to too, and all dandruff w ill dis $15 ao It will look Ju.l aa ■>"*> »• • open ports........ Ih'ath of lion. Chas, roater thrown open to settlement In Nebraska. American for 8 1,030. at <»hio a _ 29 Steamer Xorge lost In North Atlantic j new uiH»." Tuck of- appear. Could you reason At Sotheby's recently there was 13 Death of Col. Chas Denby of Indi Oeeau; over 7UU persons perish Illg Brother Sow. Willie, you m""t fered for sa'e an imperfect copy < , .. U .1 I ul x . ably expect anything better? 14 Death of ex Governor Asa S. Bushnell give me the larger half of the app-e, 3 Twentv persons killed In Wabash the Bible printed by It. Barker In 1613 of Ohio. - Arsr’s Hair Vigor is a fraat •»c«’»»* w’«h ma V« hair aa* falling >•»'« b*»ll» but Iwi'iiu.e mamma eaya we iituetn t be 15 New government takes bold iu 1 an wns k at l it« hfield III —th« New Testament dated 1611— ilia Hair Vigor atoi-i’r.l 1« and now my I ait la 5 P»'«»p|e’s party national convention ail right ” W. C. Leusuos. U*»4say, lai. valueless except for some MS. inscrip ama. greedy. Harper'» lia»aar. nominates Watson and Tibbles IS Death «*f George Francis Train. J • 4V»«ee t> Demo« ratio national «invention meets fist be! a 22 Tornado In Moundville. Ala . kills •'« tions of more or less hit-rest. The "How are you making out In w riting St Louis .. Ilea* y ralna vanae great persons and injures >ver 1’"'......... r U mh I s In * ’"' m - - for ..... ■ - for the magaalnee?" "Ju»t holding my Bible belonged to W. Sharp Ogden, of along flossls in Kansas | Indiana and Ohio rivers 9 Democratic convention nominates Al j Rusbolme. Manchester, whose grand 23 Aalesund. Norway, destroyed by fire own. They »end me Ixuk as much a. Parker for President 25 One hundred amt ninety miners en ton 1<* It Henry father, a well-known collector of tomhe«l «; Davis named f«'r Vice Pn't . I semi them " Detroit Free i’resa In mine near Pittsburg 'er blent b\ I». -mm-ratio « ’ «»mention books and prints, bought it for a flov- diet In Iroquois Theater fir*» case returned l uele Jo»h Mo»t every official that blehead. Ohio. ureek«'«l by expl«*lon........ IT In Chicago. Mrs Florence Maybrick re ereign or two in 1850, and later re- leased from English prison. killed and h.jure«l iu train wreck at Ml« amounts to anything ha» to tile »n an \ I fused $75 for it 26 Fifteen Hies l«y*t In mine a<vldent in nual report. Uncle Hiram X>‘". an ' 11 Thirty thousand Jnpauese killed or Nothing Too Good. On the reverse of the title of the Victor, «'olo . ... Conviction amt suicide of woumb«l In attack on Port Arthur Kite»» that'e about all »ome of 'em do. Whitaker Wright. English promoter. In the remote fustnessee of the Shake 12 Strike of packing house em New Testament is “William — Fuck. February. ployes begins In Western cities ........Death Southern mountains there ere many •peare, 1614,” and on the end cover. 2 Death of ex Secretary of Navy William •>f Mayor S \| («¡olden Rule) Jones In To cabins iu which sugar, even of the un Tourist I say. guide, w hat doe» that “Willm. Shakspere, off S. O. A. (Strat- C. Whitney ledo. o .>•» Ilves l«»st In chmdburst and refined variety, is unknuvvu. Most memorial »ton" couir morale? Guide— fl Russia and Japan break diplomatic re tlmai near Manila. ford-on-A von), bis Bible. 1613.” There 13 C *< E I excursion train wrecked ■ re several other inscriptions, one of lations. at Glenwood, ill 24 kille«! ami 72 Injured. things go unsweetened, but for espe I put it there. It wraa upon that »pot 7 «¡reat conflagration in Baltimore. cial occasions there is reaerved a jug a tourtit once gave tue Uve train*» 14 Death of I‘an I Kruger. 8- Japan lamis troops In Korea these showing that seventeen years *22 24 Rltous-times at Bonesteel. S D 0 Japan wins naval victory over Russia after Shakespeare’s death it belonged at Port Arthur. 24 Russians evacuate Newehwang after of molasses or corn syrup, kuowu fa Tit Bit». Russians sink British miliarly *a “long aweeteuing.” 19 Japanese destroy two Russian sblpa at twodavs batt!«’ to John Fox, of Warwick. The catal Mei-kly Ye», we re going 1« nioie to and capture Russian troops steamship Knight «'ommaiuler off iau. ogue also suggests some connection Chemulpo, 27 England *pH't«-sts t«> Russia regarding) It waa in such a cabin that an itin Nwnmpburat lkictor But the climate near that city . Russia and Japan de erant preacher was called upon to pass there may disagree with your wife, sinking of steamship Knight Commander between Thomas Hall und James dart* war. 28 Drawing for ll«»sehud reservation land the night. The mountaineers were de uf tbe civilised Six hundr?*d Russian sohllers frosen In rv«*r> Hall, to whom, early in the eighteenth to 15 death Meekly It wouldn't dare! i'hllailel- | on l.ak< Baikal. .... Death of begun In Chamberlal . S D. inty are known wurhl Sisi lighted at the honor of entertaining pilla Pre»». century, the Bible belonged, and John Senator M A. Hanna. Auguat. 22 Japanese take four Russian torjxedo ,\«d only du they Cluster to the »pit- such distinguished company. When Hall, who married Shakespeare's 1 Death of ex «»«»vernor Hobt. E Patti* Nell Mr. Kratunierer Is »>• kind 11» itnal and lotrlh'cutal nruda I of the boats off Port Arthur. supper time came, the usual repast of daughter. But no evidence on the 23 Panama Canal treaty ratified by U. «on of Pennsylvania said 1 took a very pretty and wry ar- charges c«>tninitt***l tu their « care, but _ Illinois Central train robl»e«l near liar- S. Senate. point is forthcoming. rev. Ill . l»t.ith of Mrs Nels«»n A. Miles biscuits and frizzled pork was inereaa tlstlc picture. Bell Indeed? And they alm> minister U> their bodily 26 Great fire In Rochester. N Y The pedigree of the book was rc- 3 British expedition enters Lhasaa, the ed by the addition of boiled potatoes. 27 Burning of Wisconsin Statehouse In w hose picture did you take, dear?— nerds. ’’forbidden city " But when it came to pouring the cof garded by dealers as satisfactory, Al Madison. 4 8 Japanese attack Port Arthur. l’lUladelplila Ledger. Willi *» many children to take ran* March. to the Shakespeare signatures, opinion 7 Whs k on Rh» Grande railway near fee, the hostesa was in her glory. She 2 «■'ollnpse of steel frame for 11 story latdy Very healthy place, is it? of and to protect from climate ami dis- Pinon, Col., causes !«■» deaths. varies within wide limits. The folio hotel in New York. 14 people killed. produced a demijohn uf ’ long sweeten 9 Death of ex Senat«*r t»eo. G. Vest ‘ t 6 Japs bombard Port Arthur was started at about $250. and ing." and fillixl the minister's cup more Have you any idea w lit*I the death- eaar, them* wise a»d prudent Biatrra Missouri New York and Hudson River Tunnel rate is here? Caretaker Well, mum, have t>un«l Fcrunu a never failing safe 1U Fortner Premier Waldeck Rousseau of than half full uf It. Messrs. Pearson bought it on behalf Co 11 s tunnel under North River completed. France dies .... Naval battle off Port Ar of an American client for $1.000— ... Five hour naval battle off Port Arthur; thur. The minister viewed this proceeding 1 can't 'xaetly say. but It's about one guard. Dr. Hartman rvrtdvea many letters Russians abandon the town. apiece all round Punch. 13 Turkey yields to demands of United with alarm. quite as much as was anticipated. 14 flilted States Supreme Court hands in i«gai ! to Amerlcau sch«Hila. fn»m CatlM»lic Sisters from all over the ■ell you a like to Several other classics of the sale down decision adverse to great Northern States Mrs. Smith I'd “ There, there, my good woman," he 14—Russian Vla«’.h ost«»k squadron defeat I’nit««! Statin A -«»uimrnd rwrntly Company merger. room were also bought by private col Sci'uritivs by JapaiM'se Iu Straits of C«?rea. protested, vehemently, “that will do. ticket, sir. We’re getting “I1 a ruffle 16 Russian torpedo boat destroyer blown ed 16 Mob burns two uegroea at stak«» In rrc«,iv«M| fn>m a Cath«dic institution in lectors for considerable sums. ■’Robin up in Port Arthur harbor. that will du! No more, I beg of you!" for a |HM>r sailor, Mr Kruety Not to Statesboro, «¡a . Death of lion. Perry D< tnot, Mich , rva«|s as *** 15 Daniel J Scully, cotton king, sus son Crusoe,” with the "Further Ad at Traverse City. Mich But “my goo«i woman** mistook the me. I wouldn't know wlint to do with pends payment; panic on New York Cotton Hannah 19— Tornado In North St. Louis........ Gen Dr. S. B. Hartman, Columbus, (Hilo: ventures" and "Serious Recollections." Exchange. .. . Leona rd Wood confirmed as eral Ex. a sailor if I won him. cause of hie protest. attack on Port Arthur three volumes, original calf, made Major «¡eneral bv Senate. Dear Sir: ••lhe %oung girl who used 20- Torna«!«? in St Paul. Minneapolis and “I.awsy me!" she exclaimed. "Don’t "Most divorces an* causeil by s \ rry 21 Earthquake shocks felt In New Eng kills 16 persons ami causes |3,UUU,- $1.250—not very far short of the au land States. . . . Tornado damages Higgins < vicinity be worrited, parson. Why. all ’larses common mistake." "Wluit Is it?" the Peruna was suffer lag from larvn- nm > loos. I hr result of thor’s record established In 1908; the ville. Mo 21 Russian cruiser Novlk beached after ain't too good fur the minister." fitis and l«ms of voka. j "Many a man In love only with a dilu 1 23 3o Destructive flooods in States of two the treatment was mod satisfactory, days tight........ Russians win battle at 1685 folio Shakespeare, full. $505—$710 Middle ngar- West. pie or a curl makes the mistake of 1 P«»rt Arthur. she found great relief, and after 24 Heath of Sir Edwin Arnold........ Five Mothers will fln*t Mrs. Winslow*« Soothing Is the highest sum ever obtained for 28—Cable line t«» Alaska is completed. further use of the medicine we h«»pe negroes lynched by mob at St. Charles, Ryrup Ihn be-t remedy to use for their children rying the whole girl.” Life. It under the hammer—and "The Vicar Ark. September. during the teething period. Clarinda—Aren't you allowed to to be able Co say she is entirely cured.** 26 Two more negroes lynched at St. of Wakefield.” 1776. published at 12s. 1 —Japanese take lull«» Yang. Sisters uf Charity. [ keep a dog In your new fl it? Florinda Ark . making 13 lynched In one Charles, 3 — Big tire In Memphis. Tenn. $475.—London News. All'« Fair tn Ix>ve. week. . . Tornado kills six persons near 4 Tenement bous«- tire in New York ends The young girl under the care of I — No, we had to give Fldo away, but Caruthirsvilie. m Mo. «». 14 Ilves. Miss Million So you know Mis» Tip Opposed to Early Breakfasts. Jack had hl» dear little bark put lu the S is G ts »4 Charity and used I’rruna 31 Big strike of Iowa miners begins. 8- Stockyards strike In «’hlcago is ended. I top. the belle of the season ? .... Death of Rev Ge«». C Lorhuer. for catarrh <4 the thro.it with g?«»d re- The New Cook—Wbat time do you April. Mr. Sharpwit (after Misa Million's our phonograph Journal Amusaut. 11—Russian cruiser Lena arrives In port have breakfast? 4— Russians driven from Korea by Japa- at San Francisco. heart, hand and bank account)—Ob. yes; Ida—Are they really »0 rich? May •i■.i•'• *. a *-ii.<• ala ve lettei* tealillea Mrs. Highblower—At seven-thirty. uvse advance. 18 Death of Prince Herbert Bismarck. ■ ■he and I move iu—in—ah—much the — I should lay ao. When they slipped Semi to The Peruna Medicine ('<>., 6 — President of Mormon Church issues or- 19 ; Two million dollar wharf fire iu Hal "Well, Oi'm sorry Oi can't be wid ye.” same set. dcr prohibiting polygamy. ifax. N S several spoons and saucer 1 Into their Columbus, Ohl«», t >r a free bvok writ- —Smart Set. 12 Russian battleship-Peirnpavlovak sunk Miss Million—By the way, here comes 21 P«*ter Karageorgevltch crowned King <'ff Port Arthur; Admiral Makaroff aud 7«*» of Servla. Miss Tiptop now. We will meet het grips tin* hotel clerk said It was mere others killed, famous painter, Vereatchagtn, A Wrecked Lire. 24 Sixty two persons killed In train 1 ly the souvenir bobby. Chicago Sews. Dlff1< tiltlrs <>f Authoroblp» them. wreck near Knoxville. Tenn........ Mt. Vesu face to face. • • ' Wby, she did nut Winks—Old Grimes appears to be al! among recognize you. 13 Explosion on battleship Missouri kills vius In eruption. "Heaven«!" exi'lalmed the first moth, Struggling Author Eldora, can’t you broke up. 29 men. 26---Death of Lafeadlo Hearfr. author. Mr. Sharpwit—She alwara arti that “here'» u fine pr,wpeet of starving to keep that baby <juirt for about two mm 19— «Treat fire In wholesale district of To Jinks—No wonder. His only son plays 28 Japanese capture Tn Paaa. way when I’m with a prettier giri than death!" “How ao?" inquired the otli utrs? ilia yclia tr* an igb to drive uui ronto. Canada: loss. $1<>,« ........ House 3t>- Death of Senator George Friable Iloar she the races, and his only daughter plays passes is. Oklahoma and Arizona Statehood of Massachusetts. er one. "There's nothing In this t»>x wild. the banjo. bUl. Wife —No, 1 can't. I’ve got tu finish October. 20— Death of Grace Greenwood, once pop we're locked up In but a bathing suit Something Simple. the dtshee. ami kn< « I the bread, and ular writer. 1 — Death Wby Should He. of Sir William Vernon Har- I v Patent Office Clerk — Your machine is 22— Carn-barn bandits. Neldermeyer, Marx court. mend Tointny’a dot hr«. complicated that some part or other Casey—Did ye take a vacation this and Van Dine, executed in Chicago. Miss Faaaay—You tuny sneer nt pel Struggling Author Well, anyhow, you 4—Death of Frederic A Bartholdi, fa- so 23- Japanese routed at mouth of Yalu moos will be sure to infringe on some other dogs, but they're faithful, anyway. enn make Johnny aud ala atop their year. Mike? French sculptor ........ Postmaster-Gen invention, and make trouble, with do eral Henry C. Payne dies. Corrigan—Oi did not. Oi was out ob River. 27—Ownership of Panama canal property I'd rather kiss a go<»l <log than some racket, ami close (ho ainduwi ao Iber« 10— Robert J. Wynne appointed Postmas end of court costs. ■rike from May to October.—Puck. transferred to United States. won’t I m - so many smell« coming In from ter General......... Missouri Pacific wreck t 30 Opening of Louisiana Purchase Expo near Poor Inventor—I can't afford auch ex men. Mr. Sharpe Well. well, some the neighbor*, ami l«sr*k tho donre so those Warrensburg. Mo . kills 29 people. sition in St. Louis. men are born lucky. riilladelpti.S' heartle»s bill culloctore can't get 11— Steamer Call sinks off Prince Ed penses. It Depends. In to ward’s Island: 19 lives lost. May. “Hadn’t you better try aotuetblng sim 1 A»lger. She—Do you think that a woman can animy me I’m writing an article OU 14 — King George of Saxony dies. ....' 1— Japanese rout Russians at end of five- Famine In Swedish province <»f Goteburg- pler at first. Wbat is that in your other truly love but once? Edith I« It true. 1 lolly, that I.arkln "ilow to Bo Happy, Though I’our." day»’ fight on the Yalu........ Death of An- ........ Russians (ose great battle near hand?" He—Well, if that's the only chanc« , tonin Dvorak. Bohemian ____________________ ___ Bohus musician........ 10»» “This? A bit of wire I picked up iu kissed yon befon* lie picked you up In Yental. ■he has—yes.'—Detroit Free Press. lives lost by hurricane In Cochin, Chinn. For brom hlal trou* lea try I • •’« Cura 13-17 - Great battle south of Mukden. the street. A button is off and I’m going that runaway? Dolly-Yes. dear; you 2— «Death of Edgar Fawcett......... Japa t'otiaunmiioil II is a gleni rough 22 Russian Baltic fleet Are« upon English tn use it to fasten up my suspenders." know- be Is studying to be a doctor. for nese capture Newchwung. fishing boats and sinks two of them. medicine. At druggist,. pri • J.V tenia. Aa Abbreviated. 5 Death of Marcus Jokal. Hungarian pa "Well, we’il five you a patent OD and that waa first al>l to the In.ured.— 24 -England demands reparation for sink Bald a young physician named Proctor, triot and novelist........ Death of Franz van that." ing of fishing boats by Russian fleet. Chicago Itecord 1 Irra Id. Lenbach. Bavarian artist. “I thought I was my grocer’s Dr. Mlmple a» A IL <\ 26—Russia semis note of apology to Eng 6 — Japanese capture Dalny. But according to his statement by letter. Photographer—I would suggest that American Father Ilow la thia? Be* He Would ldke to Know. 7 Death of Andrew McNally. Chicago h land. 27 — Mrs. Rae Krauss confesses murder of It seems that I am only his Dr." publisher. • A Japanese of an Inquiring turn of you relax the features a little and as fire your marring» I a>kr<l for aoiu» in Hartford <’lty, Ind. 10—Death of Henry M. Stanley, African stepdaughter 28—Ex Governor «¡co. K. Nash of Ohio mind ha» recently addressed a note to sume a more pleasing expression. Mrs. proof that you had credit abroad You explorer. Of the thirty-eight Sultans who hav$ dead........ England and Russia agree immediately drew a check on a Pana 12 Illinois Republican convention meets drops to refer North Sea affair to arbitration : the Village Improvement Society of Vick Senn—I sap|M>»e I can <lo It If you bank for a large sum, and It waa him* ruled the Ottoman empire since the cod and deadlock develop«*». court .......... Twenty one miners killed by Insist, but I can tell you right now It South Orange, N. J. The subject of quest of Constantinople by the Turks 15—Japanese battleship Hatsuse strike« »red. .Now you tell me you have not a Russian mine off I’ort Arthur and »inks mine explosion In Terolo, Col. his Investigation Is one tbut Is fa won't look like mo.—Chicago Tribune. cent to your name. thirty-four have died violent deaths. with 441 men: cruiser Yoshlno rammed by Novem ber« miliar to most parts of the world, but "What,” naked the female suffrage I reni'h Count (I.lx son In law) Not a Kasaga ami 210 of crew Jost. 3— French steamer «¡Ironde sunk In col no doubt the community of which the The city of Sheffield charges $10.50 fo 18—Japanes«* army driven back to Feng- lision advocate with the square chin, "has centime. off Herbillon, Algiers, and 10U Ilves wangcheng with heavy loss. cremating in the city crematory th* lost. inquiry la made will feel flattered by become of our manly men?" "Some How did that cheek come to be paid, 20—Illinois Republican convention ad 8—Roosevelt and Fairbanks elected by this evidence of Its popularity. bodies of residents and $21 for the bodie journs until May 31 with deadlock un unprecedented of them,” replied tin* meek and lowly then? Explain that." majorities. ef non-residents. broken. I previously Im.I Informed xee Pares 13—Gale sweeps Atlantic Coast States. The honorable of the South Oranges citizen, “have married womanly wom 22 Explosion of fireworks factory In Find 16—Russian torpedo boat destroyer Ras- are asked In what way they rid them bankairo tnt I van engaged to your lay. O., kills several employes......... Japa en. ami are now engaged In raising In a recent case in a Paris court i nese lose 15.<ii«> men in land attack on Port toropny blown up In harbor of Che Foo. daughtaire." 18—Explosion in mine at Morrissey, Man., selves of him the much troublesome childish children."—Chicago News. was stated that the defendant, a youn> Arthur; ^Russian loss 3,000. kills 14 miners ........ Gas explosion in Chi- mosquito? How do they approach him 25 -Ten miners suffocated In tunnel at Cl ago kills four men officer of cavalry, had spent |4UU,(X> Uncle George I have read your arti TO Ct Rii A COII> IN ONI! DAY Williamstown. Pa., In coal mine........ Yazoo in five months. 19 Burning of Missouri building at the in his house among the reed» and cle over, and I must say It shows a Tek»? laxativa* Itrnri) . Qtiinin* l»l,rt» All «Pur City, MISS., destroyed by fire with S2,UU0,U«JU World's Fair: one fireman killed ........ W. C. marshes, so as to remove him effec great deal of originality. Arthur— flat* refund tfm mniiry If If un« |o , ure> w loss. dies. The Increase of Canada’s export trade 26—Boilers of towboat Fred Wilton blow P. Breckinridge —Twelve persons lose lives in burning tually from the flangers that he doe» Thanks, I'm sure! I fluttered myself Ciruva'a aignalur* la un ns. h box. Jfc-. In 1903 with Great Britain over the up near Louisville. Ky . killing 13 persons of 3) Brooklyn. N Y . tenements........ |7< jo ,< hm ) to people of good minds whose skins United State» waa $42,DUU.UUU; iu 1UU3 .... Russians defeate«! by Japanese In Ta fire in business section <»f Cincinnati. there were Home Ideas In It. I'licle A Hmmil Favor. tung pass......... Jajotnese rapture KInchou $57.000.000. 23— Steamer Elpis lost iu Black Sea, with he must puncture? All this I would George—I was m»t apeakltig of th« and drive Russians from Nanshan Hill; 77 persons Tounf Wife (tun«, midnight)— Quirk! aboard. like so much to know. heavy loss of life on both sides......... Rus composition, liut of the spelling.— Quick! W«k. up! I hear turns ons 29 Death of Madam«* Jananscbek, famous sians burn, loot aud abandon Port Dalny. down «lairs. 28—Death of Senator M 8. Quay of Penn actress. A GUARANTELD CURE FOR Pll.ES Boston Transcript. sylvania. December, llual>RHd (sleepily)— Whit do they Itchlng llllnd, Blcnllng or Protro tng |» .... It was on the old camp ground. 29 |5,<MX),iJ«Xi fire in piers and shinning In •« mui to be «lohig? 1— Louisiana Purchase Exposition In St. Your drugglat wlll rcfund money lf PAZ-. ol.vi Jersey City, N. J. F \ "Pass de hat," suggested Bruddab Louis <los,-s .... Seventh Inauguration of ME NT fui. u, cure you In a io 1, o»> *. Wife-—Hark! Hear They’re President Dias of Mexico........ Haley Olpe June. Wheatly. But tin* parson raised his In the pantry. 1 heard that! my riba lets found guilty of manslaughter at Newcastle, Struck Through. I hand. “No, aab,” he shouted, "dere'll rattle. 3— Illinois Republican convention adjourns Ind .... Peter Nissen. Inventor of a roller after 11 dav session. Herr Argelandcr was one of Ger- be no lints about It. Pass a tin box boat, dies lu contrivance on Lake Michigan Iluahand (wearily)—Tell them to 4— Fire In Corning distillery In Peoria, 2— Death of Mis. O. 11. Gilbert, veteran many's most distinguished ■ ■trono- wld a chain to It. De last time a hat pleas, not di. In the house. III., destroys 14 Ilves and |1,<JOO,« mj O worth actress. of property. 5- Death of ex Postmaster General James men. He was greatly loved ■ nd ad- was jHissed armiml lieab It nevali came 5— Mob wrecks amphitheater in 8t. T xmi I s . N. Tyner......... Opening of last session of mired by the younger generation of back, and I bad to go home ban-head- EB' when bullfight Is stopped. 58th Congress. Have been suffering from Impure Blood 6 Fifteen non-union miners killed by dy 8 — Japanese wipe out Russian fleet at students, both German and foreign, ed."—Chicago News for many years, having Boils and other nainlte explosion at Independence, Col. br n n Port Arthur. many of whom were proud of having Eruptions. Having heard of S. S. S. I de 9 -Death of L. Z. Leiter, Chicago multi 13 Big Are In Minneapolis. "1 must have a new gown ami coat cided to try it, and am glad to say that it millionaire. 21 Death of ex Senator George L Shoup had him as their preceptor. [ at once.” "Great tbumleratlon, worn- W heeled Mau, era for Plauta. 10- Drath of Laurence Hutton, lltreray of Idaho........ Congress adjourns for holiday baa done me a great deal of good. I intend man. Among them, says Dr. Newcomb in an, how can you ask for n gown and l or the woman who keep» hoiiw recess. to continue to use it, as I believe it to be his "Reminiscences,” was Dr. U. A. (•oat when you have to testify In my plnnta there are n growing numlier of the best Blood Medicine on the market. Gould, who loved to tell this story of bankruptcy hearing next week?" ”1 convenience» Short Ferronal.. Cleveland, Tenn. W. K. D eters . For Inrge ond henry Odds and Ends. the professor's wit: sttnply have to have them. Do you plant» a til,er saucer or tray on wheel» Janies tV. A. MacDonald. New York'» A plucky man refuses to stand and For over fifteen year» I have suffered aged »culptor, ha» been an arti»t more When Dr. Gould was In Germany QI think I can face the people In th» Will bo found Of ape. Ini advantage let oilier» pluck him. more or less from Impure Blood. About a than sixty year». a student, he had abundant hair but courtroom when I am wearing my old Not only do theae bold tlm |M>t high Jear ago I had a boil appear on my leg A society woman's Idea of a f<x>ll»b no heart). On his return there from Stovan Zikitucb, 117 years old, living clothe»?”—Indlnnnpolls Kun. - elow the knee, which was followed by enough from the n(Mjr t„ keep th» girl i» one who waiita to marry for America, years later, be bad grown a three more on my neck. I saw S. S. S. at Ni»h, Servia, was well acquainted love. Fond Mother — You will be 5 years moisture from Injuring the earpet, ro- beard, and had become completely bald. advertised and decided to try it. After w ith Lord Byron. quirlng no other aland for that pur Don't blame the postman for falling He entered Argelander's study unan old to-morrow, Willie, ami I want to taking three bottles all Boils disappeared Although 85 year, old, Mra. Sarah Me and I have not been troubled any since. Laughlin of Lynn. Ma».,, doea a good to deliver a letter that waa never writ nounced. and th« professor looked give you a real birthday treat. Tell pose, Imt they facilitate the moving <>f me what you would like better than even the heaviest plant with no |„jllrf day'» work binding alioea. ten. G eo . G. E ertio . blankly up. anything else. Willie (after thinking «O the plant, carpet, or the mover - *M W. Jefferson St., Louisville, Ky. Cliarlea Taylor of Waterbury, Vt., i, Some husbamls are mean enough to "Don't you know me, Ilerr Profes enrnesly for five minute») Bring me a New York Globe. Ml years old an<l yet he drove a borae in keep half Newark, Ohio, May 23, 1903. . ' -'.T a dozen mother» In-law sor?” asked the visitor. whole Imx of chocolate cream», moth, From childhood I ihad been bothered a trotting race recently. He did not win. bnav. The professor looked more closely. er. and u»k Tommy Smith to come in Dr. Rudolf Ainandua Philippi, who with bad blood, skin eruptions and boils. 8IIIA8 APNOWM SPPAUBAM, There is no Much word as failure in "It’s Gould!” he cried, at last. "It and watch me eat 'em. Youth. ’"•»Ha.nt.l I»'",“ I had boil» ranging from five to twenty in died recently at Santiago, aged INI. wa» connection Is Gould mlt his hair struck through! ” for m H Koiwlrulli a of «tone Heml with the forbiddon-frj’it number each season. The burning ac called "the patriarxh of the Germans of Mr. Iggy Don’t you remember, Z eh'.':' wn*t22 crop. companying the eruption was terrible. Chili.” dear, when your father forbade me "-P. MAMII ION. Two „I,,., W(,iw|,(n *8 S. S. seemed to be just the medicine Egypt claim, the oklext man in the One diff. reiiie between a hog and a th«* house? Mrs. I ggy y <* h , and when Weeded in my case. It drove out all impu world—Ahmed Selim, who mother wouldn’t let me out ,,f |l(,r nities and bad blood, giving me perma aix score. He remember» hna turned man i» that a hog know» when be nas Napoleon in enough. sight for n moment? Mr. I ggy \lu| nent relief from the skin eruption and Egypt. toils. This has been ten years ago, and I J made up toy mind to go oil and die? One trouble with many a »elf-made The old<-»t orator in Germany, Deputy have never had a return of the disease. Mr». I ggy -Yes. and I soared fnth r Stnneider in Eberawalde, ia aged 10.3. man 1» that the part he talk» with 1» M rs . J. D. A therton . I Into thinking I was In a do Imo? |t„t|l and ia »till in po»»ea»ion of hi» mental out of proportion to the part he think» For the Study of Write for onr power». ¡Together Weren't thorn) happy with. book on blood and -Tit lilt». BOOKKEEPING ' IR. I<X John Murdoch, I,L. D., founder and In talking to a man about table man ■kin disease». aecretary of the Indian Chriatian Litera tier», don't mnke matter» worne by SHORTHAND Effeiqual Wttf. Medical advice ture Society, is dead at Madra», aged having the talk at n time when he lx "I thought Hrueui'gl« wna n friend or any special in- 85 years. hungry. ii important. We of your».” Mrs. Susan Stringer, the only real formation about It'» eaay for a nilnlwter to tell hla can show results, daughter of the revolution in Kentucky. "He wn» until lately. I hiul to drop your case will cost for every one of Is dead. She was the oldest of sixty in congregation how to rea< h he« ven, hut him. He wna nlwiiy» wanting to bor you nothing. he might find it difficult to perxomilly the United States. our graduates are row money.” t )>« swift ii 'nolfio Company, Atlanta, Ga. The Rev. William H. Foster, the old conduct them there. employed. "Refuaed him aharply, did you?" est minister in the Maine conference, is I’aria «warm» with automobile», but "No; I lent him Home.”—Chi,’,, .„ Write for our Citalogue dead at his home in Livermore Falls, the local atatlNtician find» that the Tribune. Me., aged 93 years. number of horaea employed there George II. Williams. Mayor of Port allow» no diminution, There have He good to those who are Sick It HOLMES BUSINESS COLLEGE land, Ore., 82 years old. waa Attorney been a trifle leaa than a hundred thou may be your turn next, and your g(MN|. General in Gen. Grant’« cabinet and sand of the latter In service in that Y. M. C. A. Bldg. PORTLAND, ONE. tie»» will IriHure good care for United States Senator. city in recent years. when you are flat on your buck. Hood’s Sarsaparilla ”+++++++++++++++++♦♦+++++++++++•>•+<•+++v+++++++++++++++ Losing your hair? ( oniing out by the combful? And doing nothing? No sense in that! Why don’t you use Ayer’s Hair Vigor and Hair Vigor Thin Hair ROIls *".if eruptions ten I y Dr lUrttnan. Tl»r hdlowmg Irttrr U frutti C«>ngTM*> man «»I Napolcoil, Ohio: The Perlina Medicine < «• , <«»Imiibtia, ().; (irliltrliten "I have usa.1 Moverai iHitllaw of I'rruna and f«*rl great ly l»<?u» rtllod thereby from my «alarrh <»f ilia head, ahd ferì vii» « 'Hiraged I*« t>ehrva that Ils r«-ntmural uw w ill fully rradU • air a dm* im * of lliirty yearn* stand- ÌH|» MMDi4Vtd Moekiw»!» Dr llartman, nmr of <l»r Iw-wt known physician* ami «urgentm In the I* u H< m 1 Htatrw, was Ihr hr«t man lo formulato iVruna* H was through his genius ami ¡«r«mm v that it was introdu*<4 I«» th© macin ai |»r«»h-anioti «»f thia a'outl* try. If y«»u «l«> n«»t «la-rivo prompt ami «at» isfaa tory rmult« from t hr uar a»f IVni* tin, write at once to Dr Hartman, gir» mg a full statami*nt of yotir « a * m ? ami he will l»r | ha«»ad to gi%o y<»u hia val uable advice gratin. A I lr< -s Dr Hartman, I’rrsidetit of the Hartman Sanitarium, <’olumb«iw, O« i WET WEATHER COMFORT v$ 4 yevr FltH II MA NO *1 th«h«r fo# !»*• *»»4 c « r trvtb* fwHy I K»4 • nylhiAg g>*4 m« to mecH Com fort and •aii$«aaUoA. (ndo**4 ft«4 «»dar for a not Mr omi m ( ma «« am> a« >•«•« urn •rn"*t>a«) You f in thfy thm hitrJt at at>>rm u it) Tou/rr i Wat*tproof Oil.J Clothing anti Hat» oua ouA.A*trir i» » ack or thi « ■•a« or TH* »l»H h.j.TOWfH CO. fMtee. tl V t f. 1 4. J » I c a had nt co. CAAAOA ••A ECONOMICAL IRRIGATOR Phillips Hydraulic NO COHT or Oi’XKATlGN Writ. i<»l.r lot Ir». Illii.tr.t.1 booti.». COLUMBIA ENGINEERING WORKS 2 loth M<1 Johnson htrsoti. Portland, Ora. PNU No. I IVOS RUSSELL “ IU SAW a MILLS THsfffis Machinery The A. II. Averiil ifiachinery Co. P ortland , oregon . Will» fur Lalalagu, a»4 l‘rK»a,