Scrofula THE OLD FOLKS AT HOME (SGIISH FOR Tot RISI s. Makes its nce known by many — glandular , tumors, bunches in the neck, neck cutaneous eruptions, in­ flamed eyelids, sore ears, catarrh and wasting diseases. Are Never Without Pe-ru-na in the Homs for Ca tarrhal Diseases. E Auers Jspxiir.» Vlnuirioa. "You awinsd t<> taks tbs town of Fung Wang ('hung vary ••aall.v," said tbs admiring crowd, according to tiiu lluffulo Express, "llow did you insn- sge It ?" "Oh. (list wss nothing," said ths Japsucsv commander, modvatly "W* simply tackled It uus syllublv st a tlms." If an Aiuertcau wishes to realise what bls native tongue Is capable of. BklvIP Sculp shiny andthlnP be should leave bls own country and go east or west. Provided he trav­ Crumbs of comfort u»v»r com» from Then It'« probably loo late. els far euougb in either direction, he i »ating cr«ck»ro Iu bad.— Philadelphia You neglected dandruff. If will get many new Ideas from the lit­ RvconL MR anú HRÍ you had only taken our ad­ erature put forth by peraous who cater Scribbler—Hav» you read tuy laat vice, you would have cured to English-speaking people. Here, for novel? Cyulcu«—1 hope eu. -l’blladel JCHWANDT. instance, la a fascinating picture of a phta Record j’ai il’o rn. Continental hotel, as its proprietor Effects permanent cures. Mlatres«- Do you love babies? Maid Minn. paints It In English: —Not at three dollars a week, oiuui — I “ The old hotel, former proprietor. Goo.l Rule* ft»r All. Detroit Free l'resa. waa a great rumbling ediflee, quite ua- (he dandruff,saved your hair, A cap worn at a rakish angle Is no "They were disappoint*«! In suitedable to the reception of guests, sure sign of a riotous disposition, but and added much to It. If weren't they?" "Yea. Each thought but it is nothing to the modern new some persons thUik it is. The better the otlier had money." — Lif*. not entirely bald, now is your way la to take no chances, and if one one. Attached to the hotel is a re­ She—Have you a copy of "Frome- opportunity. Improve it. pair work chop for automobiles. From la willing to regulate his cap—and oth­ tbeua Bound?” He -No. ma'am; but " I ha«« n«*4 A««t a Hair Vluor f«>i ««ar ta er things—by good authority, lie may the dining room terrace the beautiful we can get It bound for you any way «»at« lam M,|W «| a old aiul l>ar«a L«a«y aivvwth ..f fi. h ivt.-wi. bah dua I lliliih. »« profitably heed these rules, which the view can be seen as far as the eye (half |u A«»« a llair Vi* " you ltk< — Minneapolis Tribune. M hb 'I a Kairu MaUa*Hla. III. Preaideut of a New England railroad can reach. A large stock of original For forty year's I'l«., « Cura for Con­ and charming memories of the town, "Thta Is not such a snap aa 1 j c «vasto sumption be. cured conglia ami oold». Al company lias Issued to his trainmen. |....Il M... druggists. I'ries 2h cauta. Don't wear your cap over your ear. of proper invention and production. thought It waa," remarked the camera for Dou't wear your cap down over No connection with any inferior shop fiend whose victim had Just kicked Ills Awful Blunder. having the same style. From our own him and amaahtxl the machine.— your eyes. “Hee here, young uisii," M|,| the so­ Judge wine-yards we are unique proprietoni Don’t wear your cap on the back of ciety editor 1» the new reporter, "don't of these beat vintages." "1 told uncle Rlmon that ho waa FRand MRJ your head. a let a tiling like thia uceqr agslu.” This reminds a contributor to Tit getting too old and feeble to attend "Why, what's wruug?" ashed the new Don't wear your cap askew. JNO QAFK1NM Bits of an advertisement he saw a to buslne*».'* "Did lie take It kindly?" recruit Wear it firm aud square ou the top Urei Power». Independence. year or two ago in a newspaper of "He threw me out of bls otfice."—Vau- "Iu this paragraph," replied the s. ».. of your head. “Bay. Wlnston, how woiild you llke Ua, "you any the lady was 'handsomely IV Fair. Keep your shoes polished like a mir­ Bern. Switzerland. It ran: lo wltncss n cotifllcl between thè pow dressed' luetead of saying she was "The ------ Hotel Is a favorite resort Mother What «eems to be the trou­ ror. ere ?" 'aniartly gowned.' ” Wear a lineu collar, aud keep it of those who are fond of solitude. ble? Mrs Neuwod -I I always bean! "Wltneaaed otte thè otlier day.” ,-Tliose w ho are In search of loneil* Charles was fond of the turf, but 1 clean. "Between Ilio |>uwvra?” ; ness are. in fact, constantly flocking simply cau't make him touch a lawn- Under dat* of January 10, IHW7, Dr.| "I has» been troubled with rheums- Wear a dark necktie. "Mure! My wlfr, thè cwok and the mower. — Ex I to this hotel from the fore quarters of t Gm n nd «atari h for twenty -(Is e years. Haltman received the following lettei Crease your trousers. Iceman began a tltree eornered squilli Could not sleep day or night. Alter i the globe." "My wife has la-en a sufferer from a "Do you admira Beethoven's Brush your clothes. blu In Ilio yard.” But tills delicious sample of English worksF' "I never visited ’em.” au- complication of diseases (ot the past 3A has Ing used I'eruna I can sleep and Wear a glad smile, and live up to tt. nothing bothers me now. It I ever am Hut Mr«. VHuah’W*« M am »thing must yield the palm to tlie following awered Mr. Cumrox, abaeutmlndedly. year*. Her r»w has lwtllne of her worst troubles waa chronic My son was cured of catarrh of th« Mo years. The Puke of Hutherland hat ou ■ In the Juras. while the other was ad A Oliti H *<< llOOt. OF I III HIOHtor Summer Boarder^- You Mt up rather constipation of several yeai*' standing larynx by I'eruna." philosophy couteuted dressed by the proprietor of au Alpine She waa also passing through that moat Mrs. Alla Sih wandt one of hie rwtnte« a r ' » •. a n i late laat night, did you not? I beard Bliud. used for tuurv than 300 year«. Ing e<|uipinenl the beat aen«l lor cat­ critical period in tbe life of a woman — hotel to his clients: you going to bed about 3 a. m Farm­ alogue Why Old People Are I specially Lia­ “Strange gentlemen will please not er—Shuck»! I w4 Ihr Peruns Almanav In S,000,0<»0 l«rni < >| >*»*«■» ble to Syatcink Catarrh. “In June, 1895, I wiot* to you about dress for dinner, as this costume flut­ Chicago Journal. Homes. her case. You advised a course ol I ~ l‘s ters the hearts of the maid folk, aud Whan old age comes on, catarrhal Th» I'eruna l ucky Day Almanac has "Young man. have you »topped to runs and .Manalin, winch we at once IRON i diseases come also. Ryatemic catarrh become a fixture in over eight mllll. n MALI no work is accomplished." >*»t*«t. tt«hl«swl •*<ii<*-at Mitititp I'ullwf tbluk where you will go when you tommenred, ami have to say it com- are ia altuoat unlveiral in old |>eople. "Misters the venerable voyager« ' i>ti ihr ttnarkiH Ilv H'-r*«* um II»*- •••••«'p homes it can I« obtained fiom all die?" "Gad. no—I haven't even J pletely cured her. W llh !«•• If<>»•«•< Ills’ h»F <|r«s-rlplik* t*l*i«eg This explains why I'eruna lias be­ druggists (re*. earnestly requested not to take the Be sure to inquire * ih I |>rli«« thought where to go ou my summer “About the same time 1 wrote you come so indis|>eusal>le to old people, clotlies of the tied to see the sun rise. Wi ll'||M>N M\ul1IN|!WV CO. early. The 1905 almanac ;s already vacation yet."—Puck. •boat my own caa* of calarih, which i'eruna ia thsir sab-guard. i'siuna is publietvd, ami the supply will soon l>e lout *1 MwriMk* %lr««l IS»«(tanJ. ; for the colour changes." Johnson—I'« thlnkln* ob ma'aytn' haast going. When a child I had a very severe at­ advertisement of another I commenced to use I'eruna accord­ an effective systymic remedy esn cure one today. —Don't do IL nlggah Don't do It Dat entails no hotel, “ the establishment tack of Diphthena. which came near prov­ gal cannot keep a Job uiora’n two ing to your instrt c lions and continued them. A man cgntiof har» an alea of parfre ing fatal. Upon recover}-the g'.iii.'.si t the stairs ascent the electrical lift en its use for about a year an J it has com­ A rewsrd o( |10,t)0d hss l«en de­ tion in another which hi* waa navtr aaual neck were verv much enlarged, and after abling visitors .to gain quickly even weeks. Don't do It—Albany Journal, pletely cured me. lour remedies do bla of in bimaalf Steri» "I'll git de law on dat woman, dat's all that you claim for them and even posited iu the Maiket Exchange bank, the free use of iodine, the right one was the highermost apartments or fail reduced to its normal size, but the left down again.” So runs the tale of ab­ what.“' "What'« the matter. Aunt more." John O. Atkinson. Columbus, Ohio, as a guarantee that A GUARANI! I D Cl RL I OR Plt LS one continued to grow- very slowly at surdities; but these examples would Carollnar’ “She done went an' call lu hlttg, llllrt«!. Of 1‘rof rusflttg »•llr* In a letter dated January 1, 1900, ths above testimonials are genuine; first, until it waa about the sizeof a goose me up by terpbouln’ when deria small­ Mr. Atkinson says, after five y,ara' ex- that we hold in our possession authent­ \ <»ur iirx if !■%/.<» <>l N I probably seem less ludicrous, if egg, which began to press on the wind­ Mi. XI fall« U» . utv )«»u In • to I« dn>*. ma ic letters certifying to the same. !>ur- pipe, causing difficult breathing, and be­ matched, as they easily could be. With pox In her family."—Cincinnati Trib­ perience with I’einna iny many years' advertising we have une. "I will ever continue to sreak a good came very painful. An incision was made a collection of the French and Ger- Ths Luton, En». chsinlwr of com and a large quantity of pus discharged. man themes perpetrated by our own Pa—1 understand. Bobble, that at word (or Peruna. I am still cured of never used, in pait or in »hole, a sin­ merca ha« deridevi to offer prises to a, hoi gle spurious testimonial. Every one catarrh." — John O. Atkinson, Inde ­ The gland was remove. 1, or as much as schoolboys. ara iu th* elementary schools for corn the party you aaked for a eecond piece ot our testimonials are grnuine and in petit!«« designs iu hat trimmings. could with safety be taken out For tea of cake. Now, I told you------ Bob­ pendence. Mo., Boe 272. years I wore a little piece of cloth about an Mt*. Alla Schwandt, Sanborn, Minn., the words ol the our »hose name is ap- How's This? bi*—No; I only aald that If they liked Inch long iu my neck to keep the place I [«ended. We offer On» Hundred Dollar« Reward fo: open. Durirg this time I hail to have it anv case of Catarrh that cannot be cured b] to make me the offer 1 would accept write* It—Pick-Me-Up. cut open by the doctor every time I took Hall'« Catarrh Cur». F J. cHEShY A CO . Prora.. Toledo, 0 cold or the opening clogged. In the Spring A Common <»i-eurrence. Her Mother—Look here. Ernie. I We, the undersigned, have tn. wu F. J Deep Gohl Mines. or early Summer of i S sj I was persuaded Cheney for th» last IS year,, and belies» hits thought your father told you not to Wlfe- That's it pretty legend alami The deepest gold mine la still to t>e by mv wife to use S. S. S., which I did, perfectly honorable in all busine«« uansae T strictly in accordance with directions. I tion. and ti nancially able to carry out any ob encourage that young man? Erule— credited to Bendigo, Iu Victoria, Aus In-uiuler being drowned while trying I« «rt «Hit« In cn'4 •• a made by their nrtn Oh. dear, mamma, that young man trails, although the time Is coming to swim the IIellea|Hiiit to Hero, Isn't took twentr six large bottles, and was en­ ligations Mrv« * j »4 ibi a la |i • * aum of Wear A Tscax. Wholesale brugrlm. Toledo, O tirely cured, for I have not suffered since w «LDtxo. K tssas a Mssvia, w bolwa.s Drug doeau't ueed any encouragement—Chi­ when the Itand. South Africa, will It? WONDERFUL gi-ts. Toledo. O. that time. B. S. R aglaxd . cago Dally New*. Husband -Duplicated continually In HOME claim the record. For the present the Halls' sarrh Cure la taken Internally, act­ Royal Bag Mfg. Co.. Charleston, S. C. ing directly upon the blood and mucous aur "Do you sympathize with the Rus­ Victoria quarts mine, at Bendigo, has modern life, my dear. TREATMEN T fa.es of the system. Price 75c. per botua Wife—I don't understand. Tin« womlerfwi • hi sians or the Japanese?” "At present" probed deeper Into the earth than any «old by all Druggists. Testimonials free. **•• d'«U»f ra.lasd Only & constitutional remedy can reach Husband Every day I hear of »une Hall s Family Pills are the bast. Mid tbe man who strives for nicety of other digging after gold; work la now irtaii^auM B« ru>M an hereditary disease like Scrofula. When «k'lhoit* <>e«ee expression. “I sympathize with th* going on Iu this mine at 3.U&U feet, a man going under becauae li<> attempt o «« m it**« areg?««* u* the blood is restored to a normal condition Cab in Front of Engine. h » >!>• He . uras • »I* Russians and congratulate tbe Japa­ winze having been sunk 250 feet be­ ed to 'come across' III r<*«i>oliee to bls and the scrofulous deposits are carried off An oil-burning engine with the cab it»» • DM«* «MUretjr >»•» blood purifier and time and locomotives of this construc­ deep thought for quite two minute«, quartz mine has the New (.'bum Hall­ ■ **.>«•>« «*» mwtG-at «r< CITO l,*,r«na”*»»Uy ’ 'urH N nt*nr nrrv«»u*n rnr« le il» « «o.iairy _____ _________ ___ _ tonic. It is the I I I W • addressee her mother, who has been way. with work proceeding at 3.M6 ih «- hariuieae r«ius»di«e i* « .« «o« • n 1 y gu.'ranteed, tion have also been in use for several l(»-irrr Sr ltd f.»r » ree • • trial l-.itl* and tread«», <>*• th* ertxs* nt nv«f 4 ewFWNt rw»t* «Iiiih h« «wr« «Mfuitr ee^ i« ! M*rw<«l strictly vegetable years on Italian railways. The South- choosing frocks for her»—Mummy feet, anti the New Chum consolidated br K H Kllur, 1.(1 , Ml A r> h s< . I’hlla.l-I pilla. I "a. »««*••• H* |u*iaiHssa » urw . •!*•< a *it* remedysold. Ifyou ern Railway ■»«* Wore* Than Traveling Alone, h '••• • •'•»»«. •<« i.u» !<•.!• .4 have any signs of added to its equipment some four-cyl- thought It all over, and I think I'd the property of Geo. tanaell am! long »•etra.Miai« » h«*««« it>.wi»r*t« < *n rather be a boy.—Punch. “You say that you cauie from Den Scrofula, write ns Inder compounds of this type. tbs deepest gold mine Iu tile world, la i.im l**«l*i*i« « m * i ut th« rHf «rue tu i leo«« end «MAK. AiHiMkk'V» wil I ad vise you f rec with tbe cab In frout of tbe truck and your husband has appendicitis." Mid the shaft Itself la JIM) feet deeper._ "Yea. sir.” The C G« Wo Chinese Mediane Co. "Now, Isn’t It the truth,” roared the The Swift Specific Company, Atlanta, Ga. firebox and the cylinders at the rear ! the physician. "That’s Just Ilk* him," Engineering and Mining Journal. lawyer, "that your husband came w ith 1B4 AMer ••.. Urege«. end. Tbe coal is carried in bunkers at answered Mrs. Cumrox. "He alweys a<- Ment e you?" tbe side of tbe firebox (four tons ca- waits till anything baa pretty near Reads Like a Miraile. "Sure. but ! didn't think that It parity», and tbe tender has a cylindri­ gone out of style l>efore be decides to M I followed th« Moravia, N. Y., Dec. 13th.—(Spec­ On (be Trail trail from Texas cal tank. Tbe firebox Is of the Bel- get It”—Washington fltar. P. N. U. ial)— Bordering on the miraculous ia would be <*om|>etent and relevant to to Montana with paire type and extends over the I “Oh. George!" exclaimed the young •with a Fish Brand a FISH BRAND tbe eaae of Mr*. B>-nj. Wilson of thia say that I wav worse than alone.”— Slicker, uaed for frames. The cylinders are all in a wife, “It was nearly midnight before place. Suffering from Sugar Dialrete* Detroit Free I’reas. Pommel Slicker an overcoat hen row behind the smokebox (at the trail­ you got home last ulgbt” cold a wind cost "Well, she wasted a« ay till from weighing 200 ♦++++♦++♦++♦++ The beet scienee—exiractlu* sunshine when windy, a rain eoat when it rained, ing end of the framesi. and all of well!" exclaimed tbe husband; “you lira she barely tipped the wales at 130 and for a cover at n^ht if we rot to bed. from a cloudy dar. them drive the middle driving axle. and I will «ay that I have gotten more women are < kj Inconsistent Before we II»«. Dodd’s Kidney Pill* cured her. comfort out of your «licker than any other The arrangement of the cyllndero were married you didn't care bow late The Innana and the potato art almoat <4 Speaking of her cure her husband on* article that I ever owned." and valves Is peculiar. The two high- IdantJcal in cbrtniral composition. ( Tha aaaM a*4 addr*«a af U m I got botne."—Rioux Falls Press. aaya: vr-.urr of tfcU anaoUcitad lev pressure cylinders are on one side Ur mar b* Mad ca appUcaUon.) Of Our Method of Extract­ “My wife suffered everything from "Now," said th» pert salesman, aar- Aliout one pineapple In 2o.lat>* fall« when rating or talking sporting sebaert valve gear. The two low- l»jr u«lng <»ur »a uum *alv* w« ran mat« She had so something more I might show you, but received no benefit. The BUaoftha Ptah you <»nr that w III br «atlafa« lory «Iu pressure cylinders are on the opposite A. J. TOWER CO, ma'am?” "Y’ea,” replied the shopper, much pain all over her that she could ! «0STOS. C.B.A. <\UVVLX3 work fur j*op|r fr«>ni nut of «hr rlty quirk aide and are served by a single piston ly, «o that you will not *«• «i«lay<«t , "but I don't think you have It” "What not rest day or night. The doctor said Ua«|.. crown aneader. and all kidney aches, including rheu­ "Pretty well," remarked tbe doctor’s matism. daughter, who took an Interest in her father's purse and profession, when No Longer on the Map, some one asked her how “things were “What makes you so late?" asked Children. going.” “Plenty of colds, some bron- Tim’s father, who In the boy's absence chttls, and a little typhus fever; but, had had to see to the evening chores as father said yesterday, what we himself. want to make things lively Is a nice "Teacher kept me In.” Write for Catalogue little epidemic!” Miss Alice Bailey, of "What for?” "Here la another example of faulty and Pitees "’Cause I couldn't find Moscow on Atlanta, (ia.fc escaped the sur­ English." said the teacher of the class the map." A\eßetable Preparation for As PORTLAND In rhetoric; "In thia essay you have geon’s knife, by using Lydia E. “Couldn't And Moscow? And I'd like simila ting iheFoodandRegula- written, 'her sight broke upon a land­ OREGON Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. ting the Stomachs and Bowels of scape of entrancing loveliness' How to know who could, then! Why, I re- “ D ear M iis . I ’ iskiiah : — I wb.h to could any one's sight 'break upon' a member hearing tell o’ Moscow being express my gratitude for the restored I IXLANIs/( HILPREN landscape?" “Rhe might have drop­ burned when I was a boy! it's an out­ health anoHccr of your Ixrngest Fence In Ilin World. the laundry In a little tumble-down hovel, I The longest fence In the world In Vegetable Compound in aurii an emer­ and on the front of thia building wns probably that which has been erected gency, and ao I decided to try It. Great tbe sign. In great scrawling letters, by a well known American cattle com was my joy to find that I actually Im­ proved after taking two bottles, so I "Me wakee too!” pany along the Mexican border. It la kept taking it for I-n weeks, and at the A perfect Remedy forConsUpa seventy five miles In length, and Sep end of that time I wna cured. I had In Erior. non, Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea Marshall P. Wilder tells this story of urates exactly for Its entire distance gained eighteen pounds and was in Worms .Convulsions .Feverish­ two little children of a Christian Sci­ the two republics of North America. excellent health, and am now. PIAMONE ness and LOSS OF SLEEP. “ You aiirely deaerve great success, ence family who were taken for the The fence was built to keep the cattle and you have my very best wishes."— from running across the bonier and Drat time to see a Punch and Judy Facsimile Signature of Mina A i . ick B aii .KY, 50 North Boule­ show. They enjoyed It heartily, until falling an easy prey to the Mexican vard, Atlnnta, Ga. — tsooo forfntIfi>ritini>i I HIAtrlliuto^*- ‘ Although It cost a t>f about Itttur proving genuinanen.'i cunnut bt pro- Punch finally, In a burst of anger, be­ cow punchers. tuttd. NEW YORK. gan t* beat Judy across the head with great deal of money, It Is estimated All sick women would Im wino A I b 111 < » > 11 It s <»ld a big stick. Whereupon the little girl, that cattle enough will be saved In If tlicy would take Lydia E. I’lnk- f j Ulos> S - I N I S hastily covering her eyes with Iter one year to more than pay for It. liain’s Vegetable Compound and Ask Your Oroosr " be well. II NOT carried by local grocers, writ« Wadhams A Co., who will advlae where obtainable hands, called out, beseechingly, to her I brother: “Don't look, Teddy, don’t look! It's EXACT COPY OF WmpjDL £ PISO S C U R E FO R ■■■ ' ’ I í ■"r 11 T w tt ■ rrr ■ rTTT » error!” Hood’s Sarsaparilla Hair Vigor Good Hair| ST. 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