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All Humors iaaaa,aaea*aaaaaaaeaaaeae< Taught Judge a l.essou. Not long ugo, while a ease was lie Ing hemd liefore the Supreme Court of Germany al Breslau, one of the wltneaiiva made u remark which dl* pleased the presiding Judge and ho vx claimed angrily: "You are mi impertinent fellow aud I I've a gtiNit mind to punish you.” "You have iio right to use auch Imigunge to me," replleil the witness, i “for I'm Ju«t ns good as you are, and j if you weren't ou the bench I'd leach you n lesson for Insulting mo lu thia | manner.” Enraged at being publicly nffionted. j the Judge stopped the procis-dlligs at OUce anil a«*iiteuee<l the offensive wit«, lie«» to three days' Imprisonment for contempt of court. "I'anlou me," aahl the tucorrlglbl* witness, "lull, If you know aliylhlllg . of law. you must know' that you can not ,eiiti'nce me unless you obtain til« consent of Hie other Judges" This was true, and the Judge hur ried off to get Ills cotlengure' «jonaent. In half mi hour, however, lie returned I mid coldly Informed tile »lulling wit | lieaa that hla culleaguca did not agre* with him and that cotiMWllirntly he llevil not consider bluirelf under ar- rent ■ ’ a MomtR's raortssoRSHip. Ara lapnra matters which the skta, ■ver, kidney, and other organ, caa ■ot take care of without help, there ia anch aa accumulation of them. They litter the whole system. Ptmplee, boil,, eczema and other •raptions, ioee of appetite, that tired feeling, bilious turns, flu of indiges tion, dull headache, and many other trouble, are due to them. Since It ha* beeouie the fashion for rich men to eudow chairs lu uulv«r»l tire, almost every kind of prvfe,»or To be sure, you ure growing ■hip has bseom* the recipient of suck attention. The greatest of theni all. old. Bui why let everybody however, ha* breu overlooked, and 1 he liodjr. We ure not i«>t lierl n « sec It, in your gray hair? •till has only Its natural eudon uieut About what Itlud of « Innly we wro (<i Keep your hair dark and rich drawlug It* »alary In "love and affec Luxe after the rvaurtvrthm, but alami and postpone «¡¡e. If you will tion," a, the old deeds say. lu an ar the kind of I hm I) we have now lier. I tlcls on the women of America the I M Holdermau, Baptlat, Xew \ ork Outlook tell, of one occupant of till* City. worthy academic chair. AmerloAiihm True Ainerloanlaiu I In a book store tn a little town In meana individualism, and to be trui.v Wisconsin a stranger heard a womau only use Ayer’s Hair Vigor, patriotic we iuu*t make the moat of | Remove all humor«, overcome all asking for 1 book for children dealing ouruehtM, morally, intellectually ami your Kray huir wilt soon have with plant life, a copy of Kugvue ■plrltuHlIy Re. T. N. I vlmid. M.Hli their effect,, strengthen, tone and Field's “Love Song* of ChUdbotuL" all the deep, rich color of odist, Victor, t'ol. , invigorate the whole system. youth. Sold for BO years. and a vertical writing-book, three lu III* liuage The grestest honor ” I am no» « ,««„ „14. »„4 1 h«.» things whk-b to her disappointment “I had aalt rheum on my hand, ao that I • t hi«'h . a losey li**«t (>( l.ufl ball whteh la • God did to man wh « to make him In ■ 1 A1 I H"l • Mold not work. 1 took Hood', Sarsaparilla the store did not contain. • ••! halt * . , ». . ■ . \ Hla llkenres. and the greatest dishonor "I do so want the things." »he said, and It drove out the humor. I continued MM« II H. Ill folia, |l*. Id*. MIUM. man call do to tiod I« to uiak«* God In ?*.?*.* 4 <’ AVtillit». Na ut till the aorea disappeared.” Maa sadly. "I live fifteen miles out of man'* Image, lie. F. F. Farrington, 1 •*' M ■** town, and as my busluind had to come las O. Baoira. Rumford Falla, Ma Baptist. I ’ iltsburg. I’a. Hood'a Sarsaparilla promlaaa t* in to-day 1 arranged to cotue with him The Right Way Niowt of us know and get them for the children.” •ure and keep, th* promt**. very well the way In which we should "1 suppose they need them for go. ami our moral per.-.i.tlon* of truth school?" said the visitor. Titles of Dosbtful Origin. are quite a* clear aa can t>e expressed "For their lesaona, at any rate," ths Continental titles save of the high tn any »ernion Rev E. A. Hanley, est sort have beam viewed with sus woman correcteil "They don't go to For . . fort, year’s r•« Cara ftw Con Baptist, Cleveland, Ohio. picion in thia country, but Lhoee of school. W* live too far away for sumption li>< < ure.l coucha and colds, At Church Benefit* Mankind. -The druggists. I'ri. e reni«. England have been accepted with al- them to walk, and the horses cannot church tends to lift men up and give most as implicit faith as Bank of be aftared to take tham back and forth them material pcMperlty. The tuurall y England notes Inspire. Yet the her- every day. I teach them myself." hr “You do!" lueuleate<t t.y the pulpit put* men in aid's college lately made the remark rati “ Yes, 1 feel that I am p« ’ rfe>-tly able assertion that many persona an' the way of l.uslne»« sueer«*«*. Rev. I j»u using bogus titles In England and that capable. I was a teacher before my B. It. Tyler. Disciple. Denver. Col. other, are using title, to which they marriage, and bad the regular normal Always the Same The truth iloc, have not established their claim and training." not change; It 1« eternal and Immuta "But how do you And time?” protiably could not bring any satisfac ble. The teachings of Jesus <io not “It Isn't always easy. A farmer', tory proofs. And the editor of Dod'a change; they are the same ,veai««rday Peerage admit, that then» are between wife—my busband 1« a farmer- is a today and forever. Rev, Itotiert J. flfty-six and sixty baronet, whose busy person. But my children must Burdette, Baptist, lx»a Angeles, Cal. claims would not bear too close scru have schooling. 1 am glad 1 am able For Iufanta and Children. Extravagance. The majority of tiny. to give it to them " with a far- young men with whom I have lieen For example, an ambitious and re Her two little girl* were «even and D xab M rs . PlKKnxM: — Your medicine is indeed an ideal woman's l‘ui afraid a<'qualnt.«l In the Inst twenty year» tired business man named Smith may nine years old. respectively. “They medicine, and by far the best I know to restore lost health and strength. I were living ao extravagantly that they suffered misery for several years, being troubled with menorrhagia. My back Bear. th. And in some secluded part of the are quit* absorb*«! in nature study "I thought country some lauds formerly owned Just now,” ahe said, “and I did so ached. I had bearing-down pa ins and frequent headaches. I would often dared not contemplate marring.'-- Slguatur. of wake from restful sleep, and in such pain that I suffered for hours before I Rev. L. A. Bank«, Methodist, New by some extinct family of Smiths who want a book about plant-life.”’ could go to sleep again. I dreaded the long nights aa much aa the weary days. York City. had possessevl a title. He buys the The stranger, who was waiting for I consulted two different physicians, hoping to get relief, but, tinding that W llerefore. Tile ladder of Christ. The round* property, quietly claims descent and a train, volunteered to send the book, their medicine did not seem to cure me. I tried your Vegetable Compound Mr« IM, (who lina Iwen ntiron.1l 1« are an eeaeutlal part of a Ind ter. and coolly assumes the title. In London on from Minneapolis, and th* offer on the recommendation of a friend from the East who was visiting me. •• I am glad that I followed her advice, for every ache and pain is gone, we are coming more and moie clearly young fiotto« «till paying alteiitlou to such a course would probably be ex wa* gratefully accepte<L Then the posed. but tn the country people are mother told more about her little and not only thia, but my general health is much improved. I have a tine to realise that all Christian manlfea- your daughter? appetite and have gained in flesh. My earnest advice to suffering women i, Mr« Ilia oh, no; that la a thing of tatlotia are »ulaitantlally one with leas suspicious. Nor 1, such Imposture, school. to nut away all other medicines ami to take I.ydiit E. Pinkham's Veg««- Cbrl*t. He. W 1 ii, it.r .lg.', Caa it seems, contrary to English law. It “We have half of our lesson* In the table Compound."— Miss Nzxxix H olm as. MO No. Division St., Buffalo, N.Y. What wn, the trouble? gregationaltst. New York City. appears also that many of the titles morning.” ahe said, "after the break They were married laat which enjoy long standing were as fast 1» over, and the aou«e In order Tile Right to Exist No child ha* sumed tn some such way. perhaps cen and the little girl, have washed the k right to exist unl.ua there Is a pros turies ago. and owe whatever validity dishes. pect of It, (HMiseiMilng a good iRHilly After dinner—at noon- we they have to long use. A general scru have the other half. I do not keep a l*oaltlt>na tiiinrniHccd. LIOUOM-HOUfHINt-TOSACCO : constitution, and l>elng w< ll cared for tiny of English titles might be a very servant so. beside, teaching the chib HABITS rtltMAMCNTlY CUnD furfrll |>la«r«f With • by it, parent, until capable of earning - roa run eaatKinaas — painful thing.—Springfield (Mass.) Re dren to read and write. I must also m»k» any fallur* <n < D ear M ra P inkham :—“ It always gives it, II vc III hsh L Rev. J. I. Scudder, by mail, prat'll« ally fr«x? publican. me pleasure to find an article of real value Congregation,IIM. Jersey City, N. J. teach them to be my helpers about the calalo*. and unquestioned merit. I have found house. You aee," ,he concluded, with Recreation.—Tin. physical, mental ItIscrlcs of Wraith. Ilrutcl llu'4nc«A College, Sure Cure at Last. Lyilin E. l’inklintn's Vegetable Com a smile, “I am obliged to be a ‘pro W ASH Bink« There is a man wtxo can sff .r.t TACOMA. pound well calculated to relievo and cure and moral forces cannot always lie Mouticallo, Miss., Oct. 3 (Special) fessor of thlngs-tn-general.' ” the varioua troubles arising from irregulari on a strain. Recreation meana to tn h*ng hi« overcoat on a fifty dollar hall —Lawrence county is in almost daily ties and menstrual pains. «•VKI '» IIIAt t Al K. recreate, and when recu|wrnte<! tlioae rack, ln«trrid of suspending It from a nail receipt of freeh evidence that a sure ++b++»n -++»+1 M n m il l t»+ I • *' ga - • .1 g • > • " Much suffering could lx spared if we fun-re ar* (letter able to |>rrforiii tin If in th. wall. \ Iurte I • I* t • • t I it <N»Nlllf«4 cure for all K!<iney Troubles ha, at last ; THE SIOUX MOTRER-M-LAW. | only paid more attention to proper living end rrefON-ttve function. Rev. Wink* How do yon know? • '•I llar I «».'light ' Il I D«> I II I h | » |^r Georg* been found, and that cure i, Dodd*, diet, but as long as women do not do thia, Bilik* III« overcoat la humpbacked. I • Irrt A a|.T« t» I •< • • ■! g a IT foil I ■ «*<| Scholl, Dutch Reform«^. BalUtnvie, Kidney Pills. I 11<* at I>- h « at 11.*f a i t pt 1. « « fotlltiM ■ your Vegetable Compound ha* come to ■++♦<■♦< n ee♦ i » »++++++♦♦♦♦♦ I 1 f Among those who have reason to the front as a true friend in need. I have Md. :« Nt »tor ND I N t N « I g. t •« «rut |»Nra|ttg been very pleased indeed with the relief it at W hoterfo r |.ri< V-, U tl r ia lut y lf «fantg bless the Great American Kidney Rem Th* Orthtxhix 11*11 Neither ty rant ••••••«•••••*«»••••••••* In thr ■ *< h ■ It is one of the oldest customs of ii' . ¡ft g*« I |>i«|(« • has brought me. I find that I have perfect nor fauatlc ever cotieelied ■ more dia edy ia Mr,. L. E. Baggett of thi, place. the Sioux Indians that the son-in-law I Wtl«i«'D M«u 'll 1«. * to . Ihxt- health now, and that mv mind is also more la»»4, Orrgun. Mr,. Baggett had Dropsy. Dodd’s Kid shall not look upon the face of bls bolical «.'heme thau tbut of the ortho clear ami active since I used your Vege ney Pill, cured her. mother-in-law. or communicate with table Compound. It has been of great dox "hell." If the Supreme Being tor ”1 wa, troubled with my kidney,,” her any more than la absolutely nec- I'enetit to me, and I gladly recommend it. ture, unlwUever, with unquenchable Mr,. Baggett say, in recommending «ssary This custom i, probably tlis Very sincerely yours, Mtre I rene C rosby , fire, than Nero wa, but a fertile Imi Dodd’ Kidney Pills to her friends, “my outgrowth of family brawls arising 313 Last Charlton St., East Savannah, Ga' tator of Hl,.- Rev. F W. Taylor, Cui WONDERFUL urina would hardly pan. The doctors from their crude way of living, bud Hi MU Remember that every woman Li cordially Invited to write to veraallat, Brooklyn. N. Y. said I bad Dropay. I have taken died together tn hut, and tepees. At Economy of Grace. Christianity Is TREATMENT Mrs. Pinkham If there Is anything alxiut her ease or symptom* Dodd’, Kidney Pills aa directed and am all events, the plan seem, to work that dlvliiv economy of grace which n> • »...... i.. now a well woman.” •he does not understand. Mrs. Pinkham's address is Lynn, Mass. t>*** d«*«iur || well. makre a fully developed man with girai b*> • 1*0 f Dodd*, Kidney Pill, cure the kid- Her advice is free, and is chtxtrfuUy given to auy ailing womuu • a t»i« h When, in case of sickness, or by in desqi convictions and who rrnlizre that ney,. Cured Kidney, strain all the imn that er* • », vitation from her daughter, the motb- who asks for it. the business of life Is to live, from a impurities ont of the blocd. This For Cupboard Corner er-ln-law visit, the family of her son ApAAA FOWFRIT If V* •“■<>* »''rtawtlb prodaaatha original tetters and ilgnatnrsa of divine Idtul, a ¡»Tactical life of useful means pme blood and a sound energetic % hl IIIII above t-^t'rri u.iai* wiutfb Will prove their ate lute KenaiMOAM. ness in th* world. Itev. T. A Klug, Lydia K. Piukhatu Mad. Co., Lynn, Mats* body. Dodd's Kidney Pills are the in-law, a partition is usually made VvUUU • tit r*i v Swedeut>orglan. Cleveland. Ohio. i«*ft Ml nir<|i««| greatest tonic the woild has ever I in the hut or teepee by means of a ■ tn tis<• «•> >• blanket, behind which th* moth eri ti Satan. Natan 1, not a devil. He is lima* barn. .*• r•>«»*.?** th, .lor«««*« known. ih* mil « itf over fo» «I •*•*»« ram low retires whenever the aon-in-Iaw New York's Claaalc title». the God-rent adveraary for try ing and Taking Him at Illa Word. >h ba au« < *a«''iiiy «a«« in I •*»*«»• Old Joke True. approaches the home. II* guara ii**a tn « urn rallarte, *«’h New York State is full of citi.-s and strengthening of a great moral natur*. ' Straight, strofe, sur* fs th« best "I didn't do it. your honor.” thrill, fliruinauim, f»affwuu«n«a< huuMboal remedy fur The old Joke, about the antiquity of In the case of John Night Pipe, a towns of classic nomenclature. There lv*r. h il'irjt«. »<r. ha, bWfnirewl« .J "But two wltncsae, here ,ay they Christ', tannptatlon I, natural anil nor ' '• < barg*« lii<M|*rfo*«k « a«i ao'l the ballet girl have gone out of fash young bridegroom living in Ten must have been a wave of Graeco aaw you pick hl, pocket.” ; mal. HI* experience la universal ex- •r* h in I'all*«» ■ «.ul «.f til* «-tig ar ts f .f i -ail*, anil «lii’iar« Me-.. 1 nanip. tu.'S a I G ion, and it is not likely that they will Horn', camp on the reserve, the in Roman lore when the christening of “I'll tell you how It was, Judge. We perianca. In thia He was the great ìà IÌUN »Mkte. AbOHfonn be revived now that the ballet has be- visible ___________________ _ a ________ mother-in-law . _ wa, source of municipalities took place, with a by were ou the car coming home from the type of ua all. Res n m . Waters, Thf C. Gcc Wo Chinese Medkine Co. come so much less important than it great dlsturtmnce. Although be never product of Asianlsm as a seasoning. races. I remarked that I wondered CongrrgatlomiHst, Brooklyn, N. Y. Neuralgia Spraini used to be. The show girl, who fig beheld her person, the sound of her There are such name, as Rome. Troy, where I was going to get the price of 29J AI4»r St*. <>r«/a< Lumbago Brulle! True Haiiplness The ambition for g<- Me... a ■ pa«>*r ure in contemporaneous musical pieces woldlng voice easily penetrated th* Athens, Cairo. Syracuse. Itha a. a night's lodging and this gentleman ■ucerea Is creditable. BacXache Soreneia But It Is fro- j are, aa a rule, too good-looking to ad blanket wall. John made several Sparta, Italy, Greece, Egypt Tyre. replied: 'You can search me.' Well. Sciatica Stiffness quell tly forgotten that the term Is a mit of any jokes on that subject So fruitless effort, to dialotlge hl, mother- Memphis, Venice. Florence, Corinth. I searched hltn. Nothing wrong In P. N. U. No. «I IVO« one. Many degrees of It nte the reality of the situations existing in in-law, and »end her to her home on Parma, Milan, Naples, Hector, Ovid. taking a man at his word. Is there?" relatl ve Price, 25c • nd JOc not attainable by all. nor are they es some of the comic of .era choruses U for the other part of the reserve, but Delhi. Delphi. Diana. Paris. Pompey, —Kansas City Journal. sential to felicity. True happlntw, con that reason more Interesting. without avail. He Anally decided to Ilion. Palmyra, Palermo, Marathon, sista in acquisition and not In posaei- A fair member of one organization is appeal to the Indian agent for relief. Mycenae, Napoli, Nineveh. Babylon. ’« Pnrmangntiy a nrwj. Wo ntsor MWOQAMM alotL—Rev. A It. Btudebaker, Episco the daugther of another. Mother nat This Is bls letter: after flr«t day'«Mi>.f hr KliM IMt Romulus, Siloam. Smyrna, L'tica, Vir palian, Baltlni'ge. Mil. urally occupies a somewhat inconsp.c- "My Dear Respectable Friend -1 gil, Ilomer, Cicero, Cere«, etc. tnmr. Mnnd for >*rea *3 trial t»«>«tteand traaliM Modern Science.—There are a great “ RUSSEUJ Dr. M. H. Kline. Ud M.* An fa M . i'blladaipbla, uous position in the line. Daughter, on hare a few word* to say to you, and many who fear to let tlieir minds run the other band, is right down in front they are that I am sorry to myself. Mother« will find Mra. Winalow'a Soothin, litui : siii :us the b*«t remedy touae fur their children Cause and Effect, out In the direction of modern m-lenca in the beauty row. She is only 19. It la an old woman that make, m? Syrup durlof the taethln< period. "Now, that ia what I like to see." lest they come upon a »tumbling l>liM-k so her relative in the company is not very sorry every day became she talks observed the rural merchant to the to faith. I feel mire that the hirgmt so old as the relation suggests. with bad. bad word* always to me. Heredity. proprietor of the great department truth of God will I m - ampllfliil In the In another company the mother of and never get, rested with her tongue, Bink,—Speakiua of heredity, do you one of the principals is in the cboni,. and I bate thi, kind of business, the remember Forrester, who bought some store. "All your clerk, are full of vim progress and learning of the day.— and energy.” Bishop D. A Good»ell, Methodist, In a theatrical troupe that played here bad word,. I mean, holding them al wild land and turned it into a farm? "Yea," replleil the proprietor with a South Norwnlk, Con i. Wink,—Yea; be was the inventor of a last winter the wife of the leading ways with her tongue that way. sarcastic smile. "We cloae at noon to man used to be the principal lady "Now, if you will sending your po very effective atunip puller. Level, of Trulli. Truth lias vurylng Bink,—Just so. Well, his son Is a day and they are getting ready to go levels of revolution like asendug super. liceman to take thi, woman to her Write for Catalogue and Price« very successful dentist. out” camp, I will be your truly friend with step,—each one equally needful mid a good heart, sir, and we will living S tat , or Omo. rnrv uv T oledo , i Important In Its place, and each reai'b- L vcas ' ovsty , ( I’ORTI j LND, orhuon . happy again. Now thia 1, all and this ■ Ing up to higher rreebe, of knowlmlge. F saxx J I’lizxr.r make« o»th th»« ho la .. la me. Nature bears Its own testimony to senior partner of the firm of I'. J. < hemv A Co . doing bu.lne.« la the City o<Toledo, I ma "Your acquaintance friend. ' eternal truth, and through nature we ty and stale afore.ald, and that >ai.| firm wl 1 "MIL JOHN NIGHT PIPE." pay the «um of ONE HCNPKED DOLLARS f..r ore leil to nature*, md. tier. A. A. h and every case of < atakhii that cannot be The letter proved effective. The dis «a. ' Ito»*, Christian Hcli-ntlst, Denver, Col. cured by the um of H all '« C atarrh < j ar.. IS WHAT THI’V SAV turbing mother-in-law wa* sent to her TRANK J. Clft-NEY. Spiritual Worth.—Your (rti-iids may Sworn to before me and sub«crlbed tn my home in Black Moon’s camp, and the presence, thia 6th day of Ix-.ernl.-r, AD. I**!. flatter you and tell you you are lino W n ran eitrart on* <»r all your te<* h with young people were left In possession A. W. GLEASON, mid noble and great. Your admirers Columbus, Ohio, May zo, 1903. ■ ut hurting a Ml, an<l pm in nu* bath th«- j ,IAL | Notary Public. of an undivided teepee. ama day if you «te«lrn Six year, ago I had a severe attack of | may «ay you are succoMful. Itut you The story, which come, direct from Inflammatory Rheumatism. I was laid up Otar «yatani of crown Ainl brl-lgn work I j mid I know Hint our true Judgment Hal:'« r «tarrh Cure 1« taken Interrutlly. and Imple, quick and palrileve. in bed for six months, and the doctors I an Indian agency In Dakota, prove* art. I Is not to be found there. We must directly on the blood and mm-oua surface« Genuine had did me no good. They changed med that the mother-in-law joke Is not of the lyntern. Send f r testimonials, free. Mr ven tern yrar«' nx|H*rlen<’« In plate wo k ' not take three noisy voice* to be the rnabh’R ur to fit your mouth roinforlaiil) F J. CHENKY A CO., Toledo, O. icines every week and nothing they pre- wholly the fabrication of the comic Bold by Drninrlst«, 75c. W« ».ave ierllngN a« well At you | voices of filial worth. No, every man, •cribed seemed to help me. Finally I be Rail'« Family Pills are the belt. »¡■an awning« till i Hutxlaya from v to | ¡every home, every community, every gan the tue of S.S. S. My knee and elbow paper. Phone Main Joint, were swollen terribly, and at one He Had Fslt It. nation bus Its ultlmnte Judge In ths Queer Place for * Magazine. time my joint, were so swollen and pain Singleton—Did you ever feel that spiritual. Rev. L. M. Clark, Presby An American traveler who explored ’¡^ i XÍ n ^W.^ ful that I could not close them when you were an Insignificant atom in the terian, Brooklyn, N. Y. opened. I wa, to bad that I could not great plan of the universe—that you the northern part of Siberia state, that Decision.— Dacialon f chn:after I, move knee or foot. Iwai gettingdi*cour- he found In the hut of a Korak peas aged, you may be ,ure. when 1 1 ~ were really unnei-resary, so to speak? ant a picture of Mayor Dlx cut out of ¡a prime element of succe«,. It is In I '• began ~ S. S. Wedderly — You bet I have — and I Mu«t Bear Signature of 8., but a, I aaw it was helping __________ elpingmelcontin- dispensable In nil department, of In- a copy of Harper'» Magazine. The tied it, and to-day I am a sound well man never felt it more strongly than 1 did Mayor', picture was enthroned on a I bor. An undecided man nccompllslire and have never had a return of the diseare. ln«t night when I got home and found nothing. Thia principle hold. In the 8. 8. S. purified my blood and cured me my wife discussing the fashions with wooden slirlne, and adored by the Korak and hl, family a* their house realm of spiritual truth. In whatever of thia severe case of Rheumatism after a couple of her women friends. bold deity. way spiritual truth has been comnintii- everything else had failed. I have rec- Se» Pac-Símil« Wrappar Balow. commended it to others with good re- Very Helpful. This Is probably the most extreme rated to man. God always reason* •ulta. R. H. C hapman . Clara—Mamma, that young man case on record of veneration for a mag with him from principles which are ijSSMt. Vernon Ave. says be loves me so much be will even azine page. But fifty year, ago In this universally recognized mid nppllcd I11 the natural world. Rev. T. H. Samp The poisonous acids that produce the in get down on hl, knees after we are country It was not uncommon to find s single copy of a magazine lining read flammation and pain are abwrbed into the married. son, Baptist, Philadelphia, I’n. Mother—Gracious! I guess he meant by fifteen or twenty families every blood and Rheumatism can never be con quered till these are neutralized and fil- he Is going to do the scrubbing. You month, and regarded by all aa an in Heel Trimming. tered out of the blood and system. 8. S. S. better have him! fallible authority. The Chicago man was about to start goes directly into the circulation and at- It la said that when the Shah of Physical Hupport. for Nt. Ixnils. tack, the disease itself. It purifies and re Boubrette—Yea, De Ham say, he Persia visited England several years "I’d like to get myself In trim," he store, the blood to a healthy, vigorou, remarked; "I want to take In th« condition. It contains no potash, alkali or used to support Mis, Verne lu "Romeo • go it was one of hl, chief delights to buy a dozen magazines and “read the other strong min and Juliette.” 'Pike.' ” erals, but is guar Comedian—He', right. They had pictures.” As there are only about "Oh. you don't have to get yourself Vt/’-'tOND anteed entirely such a flimsy balcony a ,upe had to 8.<XX) people in Persia who can read In trim,” replied the Nt. lamia man. vegetable. .Write stand behind and hold It up. and write, hla amazement st the num CURE SICK HEADACHE "you ’ ll get trimmed enough when you WtJdhcirtisifolf. ns and our physi ber of magazines is not surprising.— At ths Concert. get there." cians will advise Whole-filo Woman's Home Companion. 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