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No Appetite SOME ADVERTISING ' CATCHES " London Emporium» Send Private Brougham« for Cnst*»m«r», WRIIISG UH ANO RIGHI Ayers Here is an amusing little deception that you may play upon unsuspecting Advertisers are developing a gener friend». Perhaps it would I* mor« ous spirit to such an extent that wide correct to say that ttiey play the trick awake pet son» will presently find it on thsmselvas—which makes It all th» pos«lb)s to live in luxury on uext tu funnier. You tell them what to do nothing a year, says the London Mall. ^’hy is it that Ayer’s Hair and It Is not your fault that they don't For example, there appeared an ad Vigor docs so many remark know how to do It. vertisement of a furnishing company able things? Because it Is a Give your victim a slip of stout writ which contained the following Induce Malariq is a »low poison, but tho moat »tubborn and Corroll D. Wright. Commissioner of hair food. It feeds the hair, ing papvr and th» stub of a soft, black ment: "Private brougham sent up* n deeply rooted w!icti it takes poaattMion of the sys the Labor Bureau, tn the eighteenth lead pencil, not very »harp. Ask them puts new life into it. The hair request to convey intending purcbas annual report of the bureau, gives th« to shut his rye» and lay th« paper on tem. We brontlio into tlio lungs the polluted, germ- ers from any part of London and back. results of a com- hl» forehead, holding It there with th« tainted air; the little microbes then enter into the sys Which has cured thousands. prehensive inquiry No charge. Luncheons provided." thumb and forefinger of his left hand, tem, and feeding upon tho red corpu»l ies of tho blood, At half a doaen large "emporiums'* Into the cost of on« pressed to each temp!«, while th« toon reduce this vital, life-sustaining fluid to auch u tn the West Eud any respectalily living sine« ISOd palm of the hand cover» his eye«. Th« weak, watery state that tlie putient becomes listless, It Was a Recnnl Breaker. dressed caller may partake of lunch cannot keep from growing. and Into the aver next thing he has to do Is to writ« pale and anaemic, and men Three fellow travelers in the smok oi tea free of coat At one large shop And gradually all the dark, Amory, Mias.. Jan.90, 100«. age wage rate dur bis uaui« on the paper with the peucll tally and physically de Ing room of a fast train were discuss About fl ft »an yaara a.o 1 aurtar.a with boils, ing those periods an excellent orchestra accompanies the rich color of early life comes held in bls right baud Writing It not ing the speei! of trains. pressed. Malaria may be •nd look • couraa ot ■. • which bull« ma u» The showing, to lunch, and this added attraction ap >*«By under such condition», so no on* gin with alight rigor» or and entirely ourad niaor ths bulla. Tluaa year« “I was in a train once." said the first back to gray hair. peals greatly to lovers of music — and 1 an Bored with Malaria, and rsmaiubarlug far as concerns will expect the signature to b» very rhilly sensations, followed ago man. “that beat everything I ever rode • Whti | ftrti Ayer*« Hair Vlfvr my liow in no li good H at. 9. had don.i ma, I deter halt wm about all gr «v Hut now It la a uh a wages, covered an of gratuitous repasts Crowd» besiege pretty or very legible, but everylH>dy. by fever and thirst; but mined to try It again. I aiu glad to esy that th« In for speed. Why. it went so fast that rich black atul a» thick a» I rou 14 w ah Investigation of the place, while ordinary restaurant» M k »- N iran K lof rah»» it bn , Tuacuiubia. including the writer, will l>e surprised gradually all part» of tho rasiilla were all I oould hav« tlaairi-d. Hines then the telegraph poles at the side of the Ala. t taka 0. H a. every aprlug. and hare no attauh of 5 19 occupations, In the neighborhood, whoa« proprietor» track looked like au lmuieuu flue Fl (V a hsMtU. system are affected; the »lalarla. I.aal summer I a pa in moat of the tlma J O. *V»R CO.. representing 07 In- are so old fashioned a» to expect pay ou Tuuiblgbe« bultuiu havlug I Ini bar out. toothed cotuh." K Ì ow»ll Mm liver becomes torpid, and C. Ik WRIGHT. for dustriea lu 3.429 ment, remain almost deserted. "That’s nothing." said the second A K. DALItYMri.a. Recently a well-known firm In Tot dark or yellow splotches . separate establishments. It showed traveler; “I remember riding In an ex tenham Court road, who have 4O.ua» apjvcar upon the „ akin ; ..._ the stomach faits to properly digest tho food, press on the ----- and ----- that went t an average increase In wages during customers In London, opened a free and there are frequent I headaches, diaaineaa, bid tuste in the mouth, at such a gait that the telegraph poles i this period of ltl.0 per cent. The in art exhibition on their premises. Each conatioation and a general worn-out, tired feeling that only n autfercr quiry into the cost of living shows looked like a solid board fence? visitor was provided with tea and lu from Nlalatia can dc-crilie. Other and mote dangerous symptom» The third man made an exclamation i that living for working men's fanilll. * vtted to Inserilm his or her name in a having under $1.2W) Income per year • re apt to follow where this disease ia neglected, such as nervous pro»« of Impatience. Another Crank. book. Those who wished it were driv "What did that new arrival want?" trstion, palpitation, sleepleMncs«, enlarged liver, weak kidneys, Ixiila “Ah. you fellows don't know what I had increased during this period 15.3 en In private broughams to th« com askrd the Recording Ange). high apeeil on a railroad la. Why. I ! per cent In order to ascertain th * • nd ri-ings and d.ingerous-lookiiig »ores mid uhM-r,» M.ihiri.i is all pany's factory, Not for a moment w aa "lie asked in« it 1 knew where he traveled west from Cb. -mro last month i average Increase tho labor bureau se business the more dangerous bec»u*e of its insidious and »tenltliy nature. It ta hlut«*<l at. But, strangely could get hold of four old halos," said In a train that went at such a pace that cured the Income and expenditure in enough. an invisible atmospheric poison, mid the germs mid microbe« that are hundroda of those chame St. Peter. "He says he wauts to try when we passed some alternate fields i detail of 2..V17 families in thirty thr**e I visitors have become regular custo- to build au autoiaobiie."^—Philadelphia lodged in the blood are propagating anil increasing in nuniber ull tlm of corn and beans they looked like auc- States, retail prices being taken. The mera. Press. while, clogging tlio circulation Mild gradually wrecking the health. statement shows that the 2.5<«7 families Cotash!"—Harper's Weekly. \\ I it is needed iu Malatiul troubles i» Picture post cards of well known consisted of an average of 5.31 per How*» Thia? a blood purifier and tonic. S. S. S. purifica Shouting Their Praises. sons. and that the average income for thoroughfares are now obtainable tree We offer One Hu ml rad Pollare Reward tot tho gerni-infcctod blood, tones tin the stom Friarpoint, Miss., Aug. 22 (Special) the year 1901 was $827. the average of civet. Hut in the forefront of tlu* any can- ot » a-.arrh that caunui b» vunad by to fllid It written backward« that Is. Hall a » alarrh - un*. photograph. dwarfing all other build ach, improve» the np|«*-titc and invigorate» —Cured of Bladder and Kidney Trou annual ex|*enditure for all purposes F. J. i lit s KV A CO.. Props, Tote».«, O. tr th«* victim baa aucee»Nleil In writing the entire system, it stimulates the torpid, We, the uu.IrraUnrd. have known > J. ble after 29 years of suffering, Kev. H. $788. and the average expenditure tor ings, is the shop of the advertiser. 11» ’briiey (or the leal U yrara, «mi laniere him anything than can Is* made out nt sail. »luggi-h organs of the boilv, enabling them H. Hatch, of this place, is tailing the food $329 per family. The principal ■lues not disfigure the card with any 1 perlertly houurable in all buunv.a iranaao- Nine persons out or ten begin to writ» puDlic the good new« and shouting the Items of exi*enditure were: Food. 42 M trail« announcement; to do so would ilun. am! rtnam-mlly able to carry out any ul>- at the let! eyebrow Mini write tow urti to projicrly perform their functions nini ligations made by their nrni. pt a i» a of the remedy that cured him— per cent of the total expenditure: rent, preclude people sending It tat their W sir A lu. it. Vi bolesale l‘r uggiste, Toledo, 0. th« right eyebrow, Hut thia I» uot carry off the poisonous »ecretions and hcalth-dcstroying mutter that liuxa Dodd's Kidney Pill». R»v. Mr. Hatch 12.95 per cent; clothing. 14.04 per cent; own exi*en»e> to friends In town or n tUio kiooli M axvui , W Uoleaala I'rug- really writing from left to writ«*, i i been polluting the blood and clogging tlio circulation. S. S. S. con gl-ts. t'olsito, t>. »ay»: and taxes. Insurance, organisation country. Hatlais arrb * ure ta taken Internally, act writing should l*e done, but from right tains no strong mineral*, but i* strictly a vegetable remedy, a blood One advertiser has distributed with “I have lieen suffering from Bladder dues, religion, charity, books and news ing directly upon Ibe bto-t etui uiuroua aur- purifier without an ciptal, and the greatest of all tonics. If you have to l«ft. beenuae when the pn(ier la fa.es ot the system, rrtce :.»e. |*r bums, and Kidney Trouble for 26 years ami I papers, amusements, sickness and startling freedom tlrst-clas* railway tout by all VruKgtsts. testimonials tree. taken from th«* forehead and In. on anv *ympt<»ins of Malaria, write us, and medical advice will l*c fur have tried everything that people said death, and Intoxicatiug liquors. 14.51 season tickets At least that is what UaU s Faintly tills are the tvst. the table it la turned end for »nd. nished without coal. TN£ SWIFTIPiCIRC CO., ATLANTA, GA, would do me goal. But nothing did per cent Each family consumed 349 they look like until they are opened. Does the writer make the mistake be me anv good except Dodd'« Kidney pounds ot fresh beef during the year Then on on« side of the can! there Caught on lhe Rebound. cause he aiiya to liltnaelf. "Let me M*e, Pills. ' Wife—John, did you maU that Uttar uow, I must tn*gln nt the left," mid of a cost of $30. The lowest average appears the words: "Th!» admits bear Utiai Hlio Na hl. “ haven't felt a psin since I took price of food from 1890 to 1903 was lu er to any music hall In London." On I gave you this» luoruing? •*C5e<»rgr, »hr oab I. with • blu«h, • P* therefore tieglns nt the left eye? Prob Husband—Of court« 1 did. Dodd’» Kidney Pills. They gave n*e the other half the legend is continued: ll>» *Mo you ku<»w that Mr. Si nip mm mkisl Wife—How provoking! 1 wauted to ably uot. for If tie atopa to think be Is health and I feel like a new n.an alto 1899. The highest price was in 1902. “Providing, of course, be pays the nec Uir la«t wight to be hi« wife?” when It was 110.9 |>er cent of the aver- i apt to write correctly. The trick la adxl a post'k’ript, gether. Dodd's Kidaey Pills are the •‘Well. I I’-«’ hla Itnp'hhuic*«. The Idea age price for the period. The average essary admission fee." Husband (producing the letter!—Well, moat likely to suecetHl when tin* writ of prwixMiiutf to nil rngugi«! youug Indy! beet I ever had.” Seaside visitors at Whitsuntide who here ISSO wa* cost of food per family in it is. Why <lidn*t you t«U too that ing la attempted Imp’tlalvely. wltl All Urinary and Bladder Tioubles f»r What did y*»u • ty to hhu’f* see a particularly nice pebble on the thinking. So you should not any any are caused by diseased kidneys. The $318; in 1899, $290; in 1902. $344; and beach should pick It up. It may con In th« first place? “1 tuhl him that I wtt» very worry in- a while, but they ar« bright« «P liUW." thing about w riting, or even show tlie dred. but hu waa too late.’’—Tidbit*. natural way to care them is to cure In 1903, $342. tain a £5 note. The idea is that of a “ Ah I am glad to h«ar that ” |ieneil, until the paper Is held on the riTô r*ftcBf» tir i ureo w. nt«<*r nervotisnaag the kidneys. Dodd's Kidney Pills The Interstate Commerce Commi» well-known advertiser. “Yri, make jutirwlf rn»y. Then* la never fail to cure diseased kidneys in forehead anil the eye« eloaetl. Then (lió »-* ' '•< ’*»•■*»«--f l't KlItM «> Itewl Nwrvo But perhaps the smartest feat in rati rr.iltAO A¿At.*-. r "n. .1 • r t r«a«a £ J frt«l tw.ttii- «tut Ir»a«taa llttlr doubt now that we »Ion In the case of the Denison I.igbt any stage or place. They always cure slip th» pencil Into the person'a hand l»r. H. H. kliue. U*t K’ Ar« b a|. l'Ulladwipt la. enough out of it to pay my »alary.** Backache an i they are the only temedy ■ nd Power Company against the Mis advertising yet performed was that of and tell him to write. The mistake 1» sourt. Kansas and Texas Railroad de a restaurant keeper In North Lend >n. that ever cural Bright’s Disease. Just one of those queer things In hu Avoided I tic Hutijci-l. Mo th« rt will An 1 Mr» WiMtawti * thing elded that the freight rate of $1.!«» pet The next shop is that of a station *r man nature that nobody ha* yet ex- Wink« Did McKlvk hsv» much tn Nyrup th« tw»t rv ti«»4y lu >i«c fur their chihlroll There sre f«« paupers in Japan, Er- ton on coal from the McAlester dis named Hunger. On a sign correspond bo Iwituu» l«cthluf i«»lvl.. I« say on th» *ul>Je« t of railroad uiuuopoly duriug „ tu» p la I tie«!. erybody work*, ami it i* considered ■ tricL Indian Territory, to Denison. Is ing with the one hearing the mure The precis»- dlr«*ctiona about bolding while you wrn* lh<*r»? disgrace to be ««(»ported by your rela Hunger the restaurant keeper has the Minks Well. no. Y**u ••*». Just after *01» Chief*» Mlatakn. the paper and the left band mislead tives while you hare the ability to earn "unreasonable." and should not exceed word "Don't" painted. So passers by l railed. a esrtman drove up with a Ims 11.25. The commission also decided that Injun (admiringly > M» Ilka pltf- your own living. the writer and make him more likely for him Th» railroad frclglit on It for a H) cents per 100 pounds was the Just read the Injunction "Don't Hunger." I to err. but their main object la to hundred miles was a quarter; th» cart For conghs and cokXa there 1« no better Not quite so happy Is the window Genuine gunrd the ryca against a posslblr Jab man's charge for hauling II six ble*-ka medicine than Piso'a Cur» for Consump- rate for shipping horses from Bayou announcement of a well-known fruiter Sara, La., to St. Louis. Mo.. Instead ol tion. Price J5 cen t a. ' with the pencil, and for almllar rea was fifty cviita. $LSO. the rate charged by the Yazoc er: “Real Seville Orange*. No For son* a (bort blunt pencil should I*« Where Women Are Ruled. and Mississippi Valley and llllnoit, elgn Rubbish Sold.” Ignorane, i. th* night of III» mimi, used.—People'» Home Journal. “Are there dubs for women in thia but a night without niuou or «lar.—Con town T asked the •ufiragist from the Central Railway companies, and com Coaid N 5« Find the Place. »♦♦»♦»♦»»♦♦»■»♦»-»♦♦♦»♦♦»»♦♦ fucina. plained of by C. M. Barrow. The rat« East. Mrs. Barrington, ■ methodical North Ths biglie«! msnhood reside« In dl«t**s. “Certainly not." replied th» gallant complained of la on less than car load ern Michigan housekeeper whose rou ¡i A PR0PH1CY UlirillfD. Cnnmla |»rodurrd «ver f I 1 - i i . 11. W, Westerner. "We can handle Women lots and upon an estimated weight ot tine was the same year tn and yeat worth of pig irmi last year. Bescher. without club«."—Chicago Post. 2,000 pounds for each animal. Th« out, developed a cough one fall, and 1 ¡»»»a»»»»»»«»* »«a«»»« »«♦«.» ’ Mult Bear Signatur« of commission recommends that th« 'was sent to Arizona for the winter, but -When rallur. oi.rwli.lut« you. b«- weight of the first animal be estimated (the did not leave her household care. kêp'ev UOUWW«»»’HINÍ-TOBACCO I t!«ve that all will coni« right and work •'Tííre JUSTS PERMAfiENTlY CilRED at —•■»» *■»•«• s»a«kirtoiMtl <au- behind her. From time to time slit ros ruu. ssA’Kx.Mi —“ for a future success." That Is the Imai 2.000 pounds. it - wnntviarrrv’i- sort . ANp.og^ wrote to various members of her fam moral to be drawn from a story told Fac-Similé Wrapper Below. The federal government I» generous I lly, telling them what to do on certain In La Nouvelle llevu« by Mona. Phil Why la This Thus? jv. dates and admonishing them lu this ippe Bunau-Variila. first minister from We see the player on the plot catch to its hired help and goes down in its wise: "Remember. Mary, to clean th» Panama to the Uultiul States. •eery wbiuing ball; bi»A ball, low ball, wallet to the extent of $3.0U9.(XW to I linen closet the first week tn January." In 1W. be says, everything was ap grounder hoL ha esrehea on« and all. give them a summer outing at the J I ‘ "Do not forget, Charles, to sprout the But it is strange we do declara, this seashore and in the mountain». This parently going well at Panama. After ij eelf-aatne catcb-og star, will chase hiru- sum is for the army of employes in potatoes lu the cellar the second week the great spoliation, or In spite of IL For Infanta and Children. Mlt for baft ■ square, yet fail to catch Washington alone, and does not in ' in February." the engineer» hud done great work. The winter brought with It an nn his car. clude the thousands of others who Much of the excavation bud been ac precedented amount of snow, but in For Your Peff?€t Comfort. are on duty and on the pay rolls in [ complished. but much more remalnrd spite of family letters. Mrs. Barring At the W. Loalt Exposition, which La very «evrro to be done. The machines were on the opoQ th ■ feet, remember to take along a box or two other places throughout this broad do-1 ton tn Arizona was unable to realiz» or Allen's Foot Ease, a nowdvr fo|r hoi. tired, a< h- main. Liberal lawmakers decided ground, the workmen were there; It !ng, awollen. «wealing fret. So d by all Druggist«, the state of the weather at borne. To 25e. Don’t Accept a Kubotiluta. that ten months in a year was long remained ouly for au honest adminis ward the end of February the consclen I AM'fjct.ibk*I’r* iw.iii'inforAs enough for employes of the govern tlous housekeeper wrote to her garden tration. making use of these mate Life'a Weary Hound. 1 süaBatlngheraKlandBetuia rial», to finish the work. Enough work ment to work, and that thirty days Mother—You don't look very happy. er. Instructing him to be sure to plant CURE SICK HEADACHE. bad been accomplished to make a vis linß lite SkiinuclB anti Howls of Married Daughter—Love in a cottage, should be given for sickness and thir the sweet pea* along the back fence on ible bails tor negotiating a loan. Then with bread and cheese and kisses, isn't ty days additional for annual leave the usual date, the first day of April POSITIONS GUARANTIED. panic seised the French people, and iNMAllS/i HIJLI>K».N what it's cracked-up to be. to rest up from the laborious duties. John, the gardener, bought the sweet “Juat aa 1 told yon. Y»*a are tired of the enterprise weut to piece«. 1-5,000 forfeit placed with a National Bank lc peas, but was unable to carry out th« bread and cheese already?" After a legal battle of several years Two years later, thoroughly discour make good any failure on our part. Catalogue Promotes Di^rfftionChrrriul- "N-o, not tired of the bread and cheea« Admiral Ltewey and bls men who rest of Mrs. Barrington's Instructions free. Writ« today. aged. th« engineer was In New York for a reason which he explained tn the —tired of the kisaea ness and Itesi Contains neither fought the battie of Manila are to re following letter to bis mistress: City, where be consulted Jobu Bige Boutol Butinott Oollogo Ojiumi..Morphine nor Muterai. celve tbelr prize money for the cap low. formerly fulled Htates minister "Respected Madam: I have bought Tacoma, With. N ot N ah cutio . ture of the Don Juan de Austria and ; the peas, but I cannot plant to France. other Spanish property. In the Su ; There is so much snow that I them, "What shall I do ” be asked. cannot Collegiate, Prepara "Write a book." replied Mr. Bigelow. preme Court of the District of Colum find the fence.” "But who will read It?" asked th« | tory, Commercial and bia Justice Gould signed an order con Grammar Grad« illK'ouraged Freucbuinu. firming the report of the auditor in the Considerate of Her Pastor. Courses. "Do not worry about that," anld Mr. case, overruling all exceptions filed ny Captain George Archer, who recently either side to the report. The amount gave up bls post of tsxlyguard to John Boarding school for loung men and boys Bigelow. "I»o not write It for today. of the projierty captured finally was D. Rockefeller, heard, during til» nine- Box 322 Uaiversity Pirk Sutisa, Portland, Ort Write It for ten yenrs from to day." Monaleur Bunau-Variila went to fixed at $1,957,355, a sum considerably teen years of service, many Interest- apply tor catalogue. work, and prepared a concise and bon- in excess of what the government ing things. eat statement of exactly what bad claimed to be due. Half of the amount PDICES THAT TALK. "Yes." he said, the other <lay, ”1 Aperteci Remedy forUonslipA Rent galvanized «tan lar<1 wrought Iron pipe tieen done and what remained to do, will be paid to the captors, while the had some strange experiences while I Ihm. Sour Siotiwh.lliarrltncA inch, s » fjer 1 • fe t. Beat galvanlae<< with hla estimates of time and ex remainder, as provided by law, will be was working for Mr. Rockefeller, I •tandarrl wrought Iron pip-, 1 inch, I 9 iV<>rins,Convu!-,i<>ii-t.levxnsh 1'0 feet. AH dzea In black and galvanized pense required. He published It lu placed to the credit of the navy pen halted a good many queer people at pipe nrss <tn<! L ohs of S leep . at lowest market pricea. ........ 1 pumM sion fund. capacity one barrel per minute, l< Kobn«*r March, lMfJ. Ten year» later. In June, j Mr. Rockefeller's outer d»or. leather and ran van Kit lux, hoae and par ulna 1902, the United Htates Senate voted Facsimile Signatura of "I rememtier s Baptlit mlnl-ter I at wholeaale price* Write ue for your want* In favor of completing th» Isthmian When Mr. Knox takes bis seat as held up there last year. He bailed in the machinery line, irrigation planta a jterialty ktleram Machlr cry Co., Port canal, and the prediction of Mr. Bige Senator from Pennsylvania he will from a little town In Vermont, and he ■ land, Oregon. new ’ YOTIK. low was fulfilled. Tho Ixxik of th« find four former cabinet offi.-ers in talked like a brother to me. He told A I b .noiilltw olili '• French engineer, sane, practical, bon- the 8enate before btm. H»*nator Teller me all about a mini.tor*» life In the Mrs. Haskell, Worthy Vice of Colorado was Secertary of the In e»L had been one of the greatest Influ 1>4>S4 S -> N I S country. ences in turning American sentiment I Templar, Independent Order terior under President Arthur, and "It Isn’t an easy life. You'd be atir- from Nicaragua to 1‘nmima. and bring Senators Alger of Michigan, Elkins of prlse»l to hear how some country peo Good Templars, of Silver Lake, West Virginia an»l Proctor of Ver- ing success at last to the great ditch. pie treat their ministers. Why, this Mass., tells of her cure by the mont have each been Secretary of I man said that one cold winter night An Unhlatorlo Landmark. War. Mr. Elkins and Mr. Proctor: When Justin II. Hmltli visited tha use of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege were ■n President Harrison's cabinet. he was hustled out of bed by a woman be didn't know anil ordered to come town* along the Kennebec River in and Mr. Alger served under President | right away to her house, two uil!es off. table Compound. endeavoring to trace exactly Arnold's War«« |2 2' per day. Boarfl |4.50 per McKinley. The Secretaries of War week. Ao fearn ii |2.00 per day. Exten- march from Cambridge to (Jueltw. lie xive Irrigation construction Perma ■• Dr ar M m . P inkham : _ Four years seem to come of good, vigorous stock, j because her son was sick. " 'But I don't know you.' the mln nent employment for guo«l mm and inquired everywhere for traditions and •go I was nearly dead with inflamma for »even of them, without counting teams. especially for relic*. In Ida I mk >1< ho ' lster grumbled. ‘Are you a member tion and ulceration. I endured daily Secretary Taft, are still alive. Deschutes Irrigation and Power ot my church? Am I your pastor?' ■ntold agony, and life was a burden gives this incident as a remit of on» Conipuny to me. I had used medicines and Too Hard on the Nervee. " ‘No,' said the woman. Tin a mem such Inquiry: ■END, ClRBOON washes internally and externally until "bold your farm?” l*er of Mr. McWade’s church. Mr. Me. Near the point where the army left I made up my mind that there was no "Yes, sold it last week, and retired Wade Is my pastor. I don't care about the.Kennebec are four or live acre» of relief for me. Calling at the home of cleared ground and two small farm a friend, I noticed a bottle of Lydia forever from the business of farm- calling him In, though. My son's case is contagious? ” house». Mr. Hndib Inquired of the ven E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com Ing.” B U V "Found farming too dull, did you?” pound. My friend endorsed it highly, erable proprietor of one of these placet German Tool Manufacturer«. and I decided to give it a trial to see if "No. I found it too exciting. I If there were tiny evidences In the The Association of German Tool it would help me. It took patience don’t mind taking a chance on the Write for Catalogue vicinity of Arnold's march through the and perseverance for I was in bad con botses once In a while, but the thing Manufacturers has urged the lmp< r al and Prices country. dition. and I used Lydia E. Pink government to prevent the further In “Oh, ye«," replied the old man, ham*» Vegetable Compound for of running a bu»lne»s where you have roads of American manufacturers Uf*on "there used to tie a hlg rock in my nearly five months before I was cured, to bet on the weather all the time is their special branches. It is claimed but what a change, from despair to too hard on the nerve».” mowing field, with 'B. D. A? on it; that in the first quarter of the year happiness, from misery to the delight tint the old thing was In the way, and A»ke<l and Answered. the Import of tools had more than ful exhilarating feeling health always I blasted it out.” ‘Hay,” queried the beardless youth, doubled, having Increased from 215 brings. I would not change back for "What did those letters mean, a thousand dollars, and your Vegetable “does a woman always mean what Ums to t>2<> tons, and that In the sec IS WHAT THEY SAY D. A.?”' asked Mr. Hmith. Compound ia a grand medicine. she says?” ond quarter the increase threatened to •'Why, Bennie Dick Arnold, "Well." replied the man with the become even larger. Special empha “I wish every sick woman would Wn ran e«tr»rt on» or all your I st i u|in course." out hiiiiliiy » b|i. and toil In nra u>> u th, try it and be-convlnced.” — M m . I da absent hair, "If »lie's married she al sis is laid on the fact that the United -ama day if you ilrnlr». IlASKBi.t., Silver Lake, Mass. Worthy ways does.” States government levies a tax of 45 Having passed through the Fourth our ■yatem of rn-wn an 1 brl I k « work 1« Vice Templar. Independent Order of Im|*l«, quick anil painter». per cent on tierman machine», agalm t Perfectly Hatisfled. Good Templars, —gsooo Mm if dgme VOLR DUAIJiR without getting killed, n mother tuny Kstabllahsd 1st Portland 17 years. be pretty well assured that her sons Brown—So Huilth's mother In-lnw Is the German tariff of 5 per cent, and The reason we advertlM la tu let you they Insist that German machines are will live until Christinas, ¡r they keep snow where w*i are. dead? Did she leave Smith any- away from the river. in no wise Inferior to the American, thing? • K N. U. No. J3-1904. 1-jajiLNM.a to iqan ovr riirige till !i Sunday, from » to 1? Jones—No; but Hmith says he feel» and that there Is no need whatever cn CUM! «Hilt ALL till FAIL». Hight or wrong, n Iniigli goes 'round B ail Cough ttyrup. U ra she has done everything III her power for the introduction of American uia Phone Main ^7>< iì 7TW . to ■ by iry drugglata rrm in liifKi. ! when nil old maid niinoiiiit'ea that ah« to make biui happy as it Is. -Couifoit chine* and tool» Into Germany. ONSUMPTIQN ” 1 Intend» to get um tried. I^ rì Ì.X nu .’ okì Ì uòn Means loss of vitality, vigor or tone, and is often a pre cursor of prostrating sick ness. This is why it is serious. The best» thing you can do is to take the great» alterative and tonic Hood’s Sarsaparilla AN INVISIBLE ENEMY TO HEALTH Hair Vigor r- y Gray Hair ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Carter’s Little Liver Pills. CARTELS I i W r jyjp- CJST8ÈI# ÎŒH3 CAST0RI4 The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature Columbia University In Use For Over Thirty Years CASTOR IA WANTED 200 MEN. RUSSELL HIGH GRADE MACHINERY ENGINES BOILERS SAW MELS ¿L ? THRESHERS STACKERS The A. H. Averill Machinery Co., “DID’MT HURT A WISH BROS., Dentists BIT”