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That I Tired Feeling Swabian Hamor I WHERè BRET MARTE LIVED. Max Nonlau was talklug r*-"ently to Women Always l.iked Him a l.ot O» I an A meric« a woman about humor. KI»»- They Hate»i Him. "Next to the Americana,” said Nor* We drove dow n the mountain In the Jan. with a polite »mH*. "I think that moonlight, and saw a coyote cub play la a Common Spring TrouMo. th* Swabians ar* th« moat huuwroua ing with hia shadow, and we drank th»> It’S a sign that the blood is dcRciant i»*»P»e In th« world, A Swabian. It he deep, sweet breath of tho pines, and b vitaUty, just « pimplee and other ^'hln« fu,’QJ ,0 Truthful James told me about Bret “ gtntilflltv Stupidity la nnknnan unknown anion* among thia race, race. Harte. eruption* are eigne that the blood “One night tn Swabia. In my early “lie was a slim, little, black eye, I to impure. youth. I called on a Swabian maiden, teacher when I knew him," said Truth, It'e • warning, too, which only th« Ah* wae very pretty Ferhapa I atayed ful James. “He taught over in Copper- Suddenly, at haurdou« fail to heed. longer than I should. j «ny rate, the young girl's mother call- town then. They named it Copperopo lis when they built It. same as they I In a loud voice from upstairs: named Jlmtown Jamestown, but we all "'Gretchen! Gretchen:' called It Coppertown. It war a lively “ 'Yea, mother,' Gretchen answered. place then, was Coppertown. Ten ho " ‘ Gretchen, it la very cold her*, Remove it, give new life, new cour j Will you ask that young man to abut tela, three tanks and faro p!a>-ea till age, strength and animation. you couldn't count ’em all. There was They cleanse the blood and clear tha the front door from the outsider " a lot happening lu Copper. Half of the plots of Bret Harte's stories grew complexion. A Christian Work. Chicago wealthy men are to reeeue up right lu that town.” Accept no substitute. “What kind of a mu was Bret • “I felt tired all the time and could not from the alums of that city the gcxHl Harte himself—tn character. I mean?" Sleep. After taking Hood's Sarsaparilla people who. by force of circumstance«, “Nice enough. I reckon." «aid Truth- • while I could sleep well and the tired are compelled to live amid degrading "Not iuuch of a farorite feeling had gone. Thia great medicine hai surroundings. Land will be bought for ful James. Too quiet, and he also cured me ot scrofula.". Maa. C. M. them and farma equipped and the debt among the boys will be repaid by Installmenta on easy had a kind of forgetful way of smiling B oot , Gilead, Conn. Into your face, as If he had forgotten Hood’a Sarsaparilla promlaoa to terms. John Lambert Is at the head of the movement. It is Intended that the • II about you. and didn't care how soon euro and koepa the promiao. movement will extend to every Ameri you found It out. “Women all liked hltn a lot. or else can city of conscience It is thought A girl signing herself "Fifine" by its working« that 1.000.000 persons they bated him. 1 guess most of them writes as follows: Foe fifteen years I will be transferred from the misery, liked him tn those days." "The society upon the Stanislaus?" have done my duty by my friends drunkenness and temptations of con “Yea. that was true enough. When engagements were announced 1 gested sections to the pure air aud In got up hose and handkerchief showers, vigorating and wholesome life on the "Abner Dean lives over at Angels decorated for the wedding, and gave farm. yet. but you don't want to mention more costly presents than I could st that chunk of sandstone to htm. Growing giock by Electricity. ford. When their tables came I gave "It seems to kind of rile him some The possibilities of electricity have again. I am getting tired of IL and way. ask you to Inaugurate a Pay Back never yet been fully demonstrated, its "Lots of the boys are a little touchy •bower. I want some of the thing» beneficial effect upon growing plants on the Bret Harte subject He hit a tn the way of hastening development paid tack, and a new style ot little too near the truth. I guess. Pay Back parties would compensât, has been proved to an extent, and now "Now, In my case it is different I the mysterious fluid la being tried oc don't mind belug handed down to pos me for what I have given." animals at the University of Michigan, terity as a bearded ruffian that couldn't at Ann Arbor. it has been demon spell; tbey did call me 'Truthful,' you «•Keeley lioucr - morfhine - tobacco strated that rabbits enclosed In a pen know. I don't know why, but what HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED about which run a number of elec I don't like is making me out to be •=*• A—» rOS FULL »AATKULMS — trically-charged wires reach maturity a narrow minded crank with a preJu- In two-thirds the time taken by those dice against foreigners. An Obituary Mixed. I. < kept under normal conditions, "Now, I have nothing In the world Edward L. Adams, representing the electrically treated animals were In all Tnlted States as Consul General al respects healthy and their flesh bas against the Chinese. Tbey are a peace- Stockholm. Sweden, was for severs, been found to be unusually tender. It able, fairly honest and very useful years editor of the IUx’bester Democrat Is thought possible that the an me treat class of citizens, but It Is a little rough and Chronicle. While occupying that ment may be applied to beef cattle, to make me out sitting down to a so position he wrote an obituary notice ot making a 2-year-old steer as large as cial game with a yellow faced, pig a neighbor's child, whose trousers had one 3 years old under present eondl tailed, grinning Chinaman, as If he caught fire during a Fourth of July cel tlons, besides producing a superior were an equal, by George!”—The Reader. ebration, burning the little fellow sc quality of beef. badly that he died in consequence. Mr. IDEAS IN BOAT BUILDING. Adams ended his article with the state Many Hands Make Light Work merit that the sympathies of friend« Tourist (in Utah I—Polygamy la no Constmc-torw Find New Methods of In- erruefng the Hpeed of Water Craft. would go out to the bereaved parents. longer practiced. I am told. Granville H. Rood, of Washington, a His shock next day may possibly be Ex-Mormon idejectedl.ro—No. and it' imagined when the types made him any a shame. Only one wife! What good i> boat builder of wide reputation, has re cently succeeded In upsetting all rule« that “the sympathies of a large circle one wife? Just a trial, that’s all. "How soT’ of steamer construction heretofore ac of friends will go out to the burned "Everything la at sixes and seven« cepted as Inviolable by the builders pants." Nothing ever done. Buttons off. meal« of the world generally. Ordinarily It half cooked—everything wrong. In the For forty year's t*iso s Cure for Con has been the custom to place the pro sumption has cured coughs and colds. At good old day« we had one wife to sew pellers aft of the stern, but this Icono on buttons, another to darn stockings druggists. Price 25 cents. another to bos« the servants, another to clastic Inventor proposes to locate them In Chicago. do the shopping, and another to attend well under the bull, where tbey will Mrs. Porkchops—That Mrs. Grain to the duties of society. A man bad work, according to his calculations. In pit is trying to introduce some new some comfort then." a body of comparatively dead water. fangled Ideas in society. In torpedo boats and slut liar speedy Eaoence of Orange Leave«. Porkchops—What’s the matter with One of the remarkable Industrie« ol small craft the propeller shafts have her now? Paraguay Is the preparation of the ro been extended rearwardly of the stern Mrs. Porkchops—Why, she «ays It’a sence of orange leaves. More than 15C In an endeavor to attain this same ob no longer good form to take stran years ago the Jesuit priests, who then ject—namely, to place the propellers gers to see the abbatolr.—Puck. ruled that secluded country. Imported tn dead or undisturbed water away Mathers will And Mrs. Winalowa'a Soothing orange seeds and planted groves, which from the wash and swirl caused by the Syrup ths best remedy to use tor tbolr ohlldren Lave now become Immense forests, agitation of the water through which during the teething period.. _ filled with email establishments for ex the bull has passed. The blade propeller Is also to be tracting the essence, which Is exported As Others Hee Ta. to France and the United States for abandoned, being replaced by a spiral Chapperton—Me fwirod Sapleigh ii aw— -ewiously ill, doneber know. use In soap and perfumery making. It blade, which makes at least one com Misa Caustiqui ■What's the trouble. la also employed by the natives in plete turn about the shaft, it being •ays Paraguay as a healing ointment and a assumed that this construction will Chappert on—The—aw—d octah he has concussion of the bwain. result In greater efficiency by the hair tonic. Indeed! Did ha ae- Miss Caustiqui avoidance of the pounding, lifting of eidentally bump his bead against a cob- Swearing Spoils Horses water and the cavitation Inherent in web> A well-known owner of race horse«, the customary form of propeller. Maxi not at all a sentimental person, re mum carrying capacity and speed How's This? Hundred Hollars ------------------ Reward for cently made an order forbidding hl» with minimum engine power is also We offer One ----- --------------------------- any cue ot Catarrh that cannot bo cured by employes to talk In loud tones or to sought by designing the hull along the Hall'» catarrh Cure. “I have never familiar scow lines, resulting In a very T. 1. CHENEY A CO . Props., Toledo, O. ewear In the stable. Wo, the undersigned, have known F. 1. yet seen a good mannered borse." he light draft. Cheney for the last 15 years, snd be.iave him perfectly honorable in all business transao- says, "that was being sworn at all It 1« asserted that tho engine power tlons and fl uancially able to carry out any ob the time. It hurts the feelings of a necessary to obtain a predetermined ligations made by their firm. W srr A Tac»x, wholesale Druggists. Toledo, O. sensitive horse, and I'll keep my word speed in a boat of given length is di WaLDUO, Kunsaxi A Maavix, Wholsaalo Drug- good to discharge any man in my rectly proportional to the depth of the gi«ts, Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure la taken internally, wt- employ If I catch him swearing with bull, and, moreover, a light-draft de Ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur in the bearing of any borse In th!« sign of bull lends Itself readily to the faces of the system. Price 75c. per bottm. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonial« tree. stab!«-”________________ use of multiple propellers, located par Hell'a Family Pill« are the best. allel to Its length in a comparatively As Other« Hee Us. Age of Deception. undisturbed body of water. Flnllke Chapperton—Me fwiend Saplelgh Ii Miss Elderleigh—If I had my life to «w—sewiously 111, doocher know. keels are provided, which serve the live over again------ What's the trouble. double purpose of supplying and car Mi«« Cau»tiqui Miss Springer (interrupting)—Why, I saya rying the several propeller shafts and Chapperton—The—«w—doctab thought that's what you were doing. he has concussion of the bwain. of protecting the latter from Injury by Miss Elderleigh—What do you mean? Mis» Caustique—Indeed! Did be ae- striking obstructions or fouling by en Miss Springer—Mr. Huggins said you eidentally bump hia head against • cob- tanglement with weeds or grasses. told him you were 23 last month. web? Hood’s Sarsaparilla and Pills Ayer’s You know the medicine that makes pure, rich blood — Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Your mother, grandmother, all your folks, used it. They trusted Sarsaparilla it. Their doctors trusted It. Your doctor trusts it. Then trust it yourself. There is health and strength in it. •’ I aufToro«l torrtbty from and tti'H b o.»4 I foi u«| lit) tt'llol Htitli I look Avor'a SaraapArilla. Four botlloo portua uouUy euroil mr Mil» r. K IU mt . Mt WUco. V Y. fl *»Mt'a. < , i .It tlx , »»« for Rich Blood Ayer's Pills nro uently laxative. They greatly aid tho Sarsaparilla. Aida to l-ong I.lie. Moderation lu eating, drink lug aud physical Indulgence. Pure air out of house and within, The keeping of every organ of the body, as far ns possible, lu constant working order. Regular exercise every day lu all weathers; supplemented In many eases by breathing movements, and by walk ing and climbing tours. Going to bed early and rising early, and restricting ths hours of sleep to six or seven. Dally baths or ablutions according to Individual conditions, cold or warm, or warm followed by cold. Regular work aud mental occupa tion. Cultivation of placidity, cheerful uess. and hopefulness of mind. Employment of the great power of the mind In controlling passions and nervous fear. Strengthening the will In carrying out whatever Is useful, and tn cheeking the craving tor atlmulauts, anodynes, aud other Injurious agencies. An Easy Way to Do It. Mineral, Idaho, Aplil 11.—Mr. S. Colson of this place has something to say which will tx> of interest to many men Mr. Colson claims to have found a simple wav to get rid of pains in the tack. Sciatica or Rheumatism. He has cured hintrelf an<l so claims |>er- •onal ex|-«-rn-nce in proof of his method. Mr. Culfon says: "I Ii»-! awful pains in my bip. They got so b.ui at last that I could hadlv walk. I tried several things but got no relief till I began to use Dodd's Kidney Pills sn<l I had taken hut a few of these pills till the pain left me entirely. “Dodd's Kidney Pills certainly did me lots of good and I consider them a great medicine.” The remedy that cured Mr. Colson is the same that has been making such sensational cures of Bright's liiM-aee, Diabetes, Dropsy and Rheumatism all over the country. The name of the medicine is Dodd's Kidney Pills. Too Hasty. "Jones has a new addition to bla family." "Indeed? I must congratulate him.'” "Hold on-it's a sou-ln law T—Atlan ta Constitution. He. ret Little Imp. AOHNTS WANTED For our New Gaaolene Irae »aw We aet en Mr. Willlama has always claimed Sins only once tor each j..^ One man can that it la an easy matter to govern move saw We ban'll- the only Malleable Grubbing Machine. Write ua your wanta In children, and bls own success often the machinery Ino- KEIEKHON MACHINERY co. bears out bls theories. He seldom in Foot Morrtaon HL Portland, Oregon AN INDESCRIBABLE TORTURE terferes when bla wife la at the helm, but once in a while he rontributee a few firm words of guidance in response to sn appealing glance. "Now, Bobby." said Mrs. Willlama one night, after long temporizing, "now. my dear little boy must take his medicine and Jump into bed, so father and I can go down to dinner.” "I don't want to take the medicine said Bobby, who had a snuffling cold. Then came the appealing glance. “Bob,” said Mr. Williams, in ominous tone, "if you don’t take that medicine this minute you will ta put to bed without taking It at all!” Then Bobby promptly took the medi cine, and all went well. PROM Because Rheumatism sometimes comes on suddenly it doesn't prove that it is a chance disease or one due to accidental causes. It takes time for it to develop, and is at work in the system long before any symptoms are felt The blood is ths first point of attack, and the poisonous acids that cause the aches and pains are then distrib uted through the circulation to different parts of the system, and settle in joints, muscles and nerves; and when the system is in this condition it needs only some exciting cause like exposure to night air, damp, chilly weather, or the cold, bleak winds of winter, to arouse the slumbering poisons and bring on Rheumatism. The severity of the attack depends upon the amount of acid in the blood and the 5[uantity of acrid matter in the oints and muscles. Some peo- BHZUMATIBM IN ELBOWS, WRI8T8 A Graphic Imagination. AND KNEES. le are almost helpless from the Nathan's teacher believed In reduc Urbana, Ohio, Aug. 25, 1203. rst, while others have occa Last winter I had a eevere attack of ing poetry to diagram and visible out Rheumatism. Lt started tn the right sional spells or are uncomforta elbow, and from there to my wrists; the line. Therefore, says the Boston Her ble, restless, nervous and half right wrtet was the worse. It became ald, she told the class to make a rough and extremely painful. My left sick all the time from the swollen knee Joint was the next place to be at Illustration of the poem, "The Old It became swollen and of course Oaken Bucket.” nagging aches and pains. Rheu tacked. painful. The next point to be affected Nathan's illustration consisted of a matism is a disagreeable com* was the hip and ankle, which gave me trouble. I was barely able to get large circle, three buckets and a bunch fan ion even in its mildest form. • much bout for loma time. I wae undor treat ment of a physician for awhilo, but ret of dots. t grows worse as we grow older, ting no better I began S. 8. 8 , and after "Nathan,” said the teacher, "I don’t and frequently stiffensthe joints, taking It for some lime I wae entirely understand this. What’s the circle?” relieved of the Bheumatlem. All swt-llina draws the muscles out of shape and eoreneee disappeared. I consider "That's the well," replied Nathan. 8 B. 8. an excellent remedy for Rheuma and breaks down the nervous tism and all troubles having their orixm “And why have you three buckets?" system. A disease that origin in the blood. "One Is the old oaken bucket, one is GRIFFITH KELLY. ates in the blood, as Rheumatism «08 Bloomfield Ave. ' the Iron Ixiund bucket, and the other is does, cannot be cured with ex the moss-covered bucket which hung ternal remedies like liniments and plasters ; such things scatter the In the well.” "And what are all those little dots?” pains or drive them to some other part of the body, bu£do not touch "Those are the loved spots which my the disease or improve the condition of the blood. The thin acid blood must be restored to its normal infancy knew.” Useful He verse a. purity and strength, so that all poi First Student—The professor ia hl« sonous substances may be carried out of the system, and no medicine accom lecture said that reverses were ìieces plishes this in so short a time as S. S. S., sary to stimulate a young man. Hecond Ktudent—That's true, If II which not only neutralizes the acids weren’t for an occasional check 1 and counteracts the poisons, but builds couldn ’t do anything at all.—New Or up the general health at the same time, leans Times-Democrat. Write for our special book on Rheumatism, .HI__ and should you When a bride la pretty she Is abotil desire any special information or advice, our physicians will furnish it without charge. TW£ SWIFTSPFCIHQ CO., ATLANTA,6k> ths prettiest thing on earth. S BUY Pe-ru-na Is a katarrhal Ioni» I »pc» tally Adapted to th* Deilinlng Powers of Old Age. In old ag»< thè mucous msiiibrsnss tacoms thiikeiied and parily lo»* tbvli funi'tlon. Tlua Isada lo |>arli»l Iosa ol hssring. smeli ami tasts, ssweil sa digestive die- t urtarne». l'vruns corvi'ts all Ibis l'X il* di' opsration on all thè ntm ous membrane» o( thè lunly. One hotlls will vonvinc« «ny««ne lince u«a»l ami l'vrutm bccome» « long stand hy wlth old »mi youtig k Jiir oIN(Jiirker. Strong and Mgoroua at the I ighlyl ight. Age of in sav it has invigorated my ■m. I «8M '. I H thtok, r, that you must (««1 Vl>ry » the all I,I,|ng rather that *en |v>rinilt.»| t„ ||„ III be euch • li leu I ng u p, to suffering li>inianity."u N Parker. A Rev. J, N. I'arkrr, I'lic«. N. Y , write« : “In June, luol, I lost my erne* ot hearing entirely. Mv iiearlng had l«»>i •oincwl>«t inipalrad I >r eeveral year«, but not eo much affo te«l but that I could hold convi ta* w ith my friends. but in June, ItKll, my wiiae <d hearing left tne »> that I could hear no sound whatever. I was also troubled with rheumatic pains In my limbs. I com- menerd («king I'erttn« and now my hearii>g is restored as g<»-l aa It waa prior to Jun*. DM)I. My rheumatic I>aina are all gon*, I cannot apeak too highly of I’eruna, and now when ** Bishop's tatter, T II I ■ «nas, D I» , Bleh ->p ?»d Diet. A M K , ol I harlotlr, N. c.. « ritn "I recomm*n«l your I'emna to ail alio want slrrngthrning l<ml> •nd • very effective remedy 1<>r ail catarrhal romplainla.“—T. II l.uuai. It y..u d<> not rec* I».- prompt and «I- lata lory reeulta from th« ns* of I'erg. ns, write at one* to Dr. Hartman, giv ing a trill statement ot y<-<tr rat* »nd he will Ire |>lr*ae<l t give you bla lain, able a-1 vice gratia Address Dr Hartman, 1're.ulent of Hi« Hartman Sanitarium, t'olnmbs«, <>hio. he »prlng la the best time to treat catarrh, Sature rrnrw» h.-rx-V is rejuvenated by spring •very _ spring. , __ I . he . system , . _ weather Hu» rrnJrn How lie One* l‘r«iH*r«.l Coflv« for « medicine» more mo ette» " live. A »hort murw “I Veruna. aul»ted by the b.lmy Gaeot with III« li«n Hand*. air ot spring, will cure old, stubborn »a«e< of catarrh that have rc»l»teJ treat* Gn* moruing early a friend of 'iiln*. ment lor year«. I.» cry body should have a copy of Dr. tlarim in'» latot book a Venetian n<d> «man, called on him on catarrh. Addre»» tho Veruna Medicine Lo, Lolumbu». Ohio. Mgr Harto had »aid unit and »«ttlcd down to work III« slater had g<>0« During leap year every «IlgiUa Those that dare low a day are dan out to tnasa. or for the household mar young man should ta equipped with a geroualy prolissi; t' >•« t’ it dar« tula keting. which they wcr* d'Ing at th« spend It are dr.|.rr»l» II »’ p lia i chaperon. Illa Ito <>n August 4, 1808, th* day of wonders In their simple life "Has the count taken cnliirT' asked the bishop. "Well, to tell the truth, no, batOM th* bualn •« »ti urgent, and I hav« com* »trslglit from th* railway sta tion." the guest replied. No excuse availed, and Mgr. Harto rose and went Into th* kitchen. Ho th« ' bishop of ducal Mantua and bl« guest might bare tan sew th er* talking • nd laughing white monsignor coaxed the charcoal with a black kitchen fan, Ill«* Ivliiil ton I litre Anvil)« Itoiiglit Ims I mitiic the aigtut- ths coffe<- flxze.1 in a tin pot on th« lure of f'liit«. II. Flrtclier, nod luts been nutdo under lilt range, and th* count got out cup« ami ■>cr»otiitl super«isloti for ou r HO yeitrs. Allow no on« to tlrcrivo you In tills. < oUnterfelt», ltiilt.il Ions mid saucers, In order to save bla <il»tln- { •• .lti»t-ii»-goo<l •• nrc bill l!v|H-rlnictit«. niol rinlnnk'cr tho gulahed host what menial aervlc* ba llcultli of Children— llxp.-rieiu o ngitiii»! I‘.xp«-rlni« nt. could. Tti«-n they had coffee together 1 at the kit'hsn tabl*—Century, Perrin’s Pile Specific No Case IaisU it Will Not Cara VENERABLE PASTOR CURED BY PE-RU-Nft SIMPLICITY OF THE POPE. The other day at a rural railway station a colored mother who was waiting for her child exclaimed, a* the youngster was banded to her from the train: "Lawd bless his honey sweetness! Hunday at the Farm. Ain’t he de blackest, Sweetrot r----------- ------ little On Hutxlay morning« years ago, when Satan dat ever you did see?"—Atlanta 1 but « little lad, Constitution. I u»e»l to come to »alt ths sheep In this ••me field with dad. The little clouds that floated rouud I thought were bits of wool; The aky waa blue •• 'tie to day sod calm aud beautiful. The INTERNAL REMEDY When Father Hpeaks. RHEUMATISM It Ofteu occur, that gte*. tuta. ot 'various dtm.‘n«to»* •»*»• «• where a ............ J '• '*'« "• .hops and power plant, where oil and water gang* tub*, m.i-t be neatly 8V ( t*d Th* uaual " h’ file « .mall gn»nr «round th. tuta and aeparat* th* ghto «'•" • J'” at the place wrek*n*d by <h* file, lb« result I. not always aatl.faetvry, ta 1 cauae the ends often break unevenly owing to the dlflleulty of making a atnilght grow* with th. file. Better ro*ulta are obtalued when only a »mail Indalon 1« made with a flte. Just enough to cut through th* en»m*l ot th* tub* o« o'1« al«l*. '“•« •» around White th* till* la .till warm from tho friction of th* til* th* tub* Is then taken betw**» th* thumb« and forefinger«, th* thumb« opposite th« flte Indalon, and th* forefingers around th* tubing. eh>ae. but not eoverlug th* Incision I’rewur* of th* thumb« In variably cause« the tul«' to tweak In as straight and clean a lino aa though euf with a dlamotnl- Another method 1» to itae • flne saw blade ith* liner toothed th* tatter, for a saw 1» only another form of fltei. and thia ahould ta kept f«l with flu* oiu ery. carborundum, or pulverised aillce •ami or hard grit, motetened with cam phor. oil, turpentine or water. A atralgbt. steady and even Stroks sbouki ta mad*. •>"> *b*n th* work Is carefully doue against a gaug* tli* cu< will bs aa true »» though It tad been ground. Nor la even a toothed blad* ueceasary If a suitably hard ami finely gritted aiinxatv* la used «ml regularly fed b*tw««a th* gin»» »'“I A»* wire, watchaprtng. or blunt but even bted« of au ordinary tabl* knlf* Th* latter will ta somewhat alow, of eoura*. but a flne steel wire run at high aprod like a band saw. If regulnrly fed with tine emery or carborundum, will gtvs ' very satisfactory reeulta. not only for cutting either straight line« or curves In window, but plat* or optical glass. In such thickness as mak»s cutting with a dlamoud diffleulL prre-arivus or Impossible. Window glaas. especially single strength, can ta accurately split either ’ In straight or curve»! lines by flret tuak. Ing an Indalon through th* enamel of the glass, am! then holding a hot Iron cl<»e to th* Incision till a fracture la started. Tb* fracture will follow th* hot Iron with reiuarkabte fidelity. Th« Iron should ta preferably round and somewhat blunt and with a bulky head (like an onllnary tire poker), «o as U> retain Its beat »ell for long cuts, ea iwlally for thick aheeta, to keep th* fracture going when once started, even If two heated Irons have to ta uaed-— National (tea Budget. Now dad is son«, »nd mother, toe; they lit up on the hill, Just by that clump of popple tree« be- jotid ths old red mill; For Tim« has kept s creepla' on, and you snd 1 ars men, Au<l little Robbie thinks tho thought« tint I was thlnkiu' than. Thera'a ■ brown tliraaher In the tree that stands there on the knoll. Just bear the little tyke a spillin' his Immortal soul! Our preacher says that man alone has got a soul, but yet What pretty critters God has made, and loves 'em, too, I’ll bet I What is CAST0RIA Ctiatorlit 1« it hnrtule«« siibatlttile for Cnator Oil, Pure- Boric, Drop« nn<l Soothing .strop«. Il 1» Plettsuiil. It eontuln« neither Opium, Morphine nor oilier Narcotic imbalance. Its nge 1« its gnur>intee. It destroy« Worms anil ullii)« I'et<-rl»lin<-«». It cure« IMiirrlni-n mill Wind Colic., It relieves T'eethlng Trouble«, cure« Constlpullon iritd I'littiileney. It «taailnlhtle« tlio I'< hh I, regulate» tho Htomneh mid Bowels, git Ing lu-ultli) mid nutnrul sleep. Tho Children's Panacea The Mother*« Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought Boars the Signature of In Use For Over 30 Years vhs .<«..«« co»,..,, », *«»««, »r«a«v. »sw •••» arvv. I know th« city pretty wrll; I lived there once a while, But I was the horneelckeet boy you'd meet in many a mil«*. The very horse« on the atreet looked and, It seemed to me There wa'nt no colt» n friskin' rouud nor lambs as I could see. YOL'W IlCAl.fTf W. L. DOUCLAS 84.00, 83.SO, 83.00, 82.00 um 78? SHOES TriVXiy IN ILO. W.L. iJouglas h I kx - h are worn by inorc men that any other / make. The reason is, they hold their Bnape,ntbetter,wear longer, ami have greater intrinsic value titan any other Hhijes. 8o!d Everyiuhire. Ho when in June th« breroea blew across the prairied West, I packed rny grip snd told 'em I had got euongli, I guessed! Of course, there's city folks who keep •iieit' faith In God and man, Though If they stay there all the wlril« 1 don’t see how they can! Were had our troubles, wife and I, we buried little Dot; I pen that «lope we mad« her gray«—• gveen and sunny spot; And Death will never more to tne seem terrible and grim, nine« I have «een my little girl a smilin’ up at him. a nu often now I com* out here and ast me down a «peli, nheie rtistlln’ leaves and wavin’ grain Ix-at tier yet |»r<»«liH*n<l. bboea nii»n,2f( rerita exfr». Writ» f<«r Cgtalo« •"'tn whiap'rln’ "All is well.” «c»m whiap'rln* W. L. DOUGLAS, Uroeklou, >!«,* > Wish that all who’d like to feel thslr dead are safe from hnrm P. N. U. ould come out hero and spend with ms a Munday at the farm. [w HKN writing *" «’• vertlsere please —Chicago lieraid. * Ye«»ok r«»r m«mr nnri prirei D oiiic I mm lias » < oltukln, whh li 1« flneet l*Mla*nt Co,'or / yr ¡«ft Aitry »lirrr < on« e <l»*<| t«»bet Nu«gi-»ring « Kara llrmeily. Grinder—What! Asleep nt your in 1'ID4* Bold by rirngg|«t«. NH ■¡■I I l l'l I HI I «Qi desk and work so pressing? Meekly- Excuse ma, a|r, |,g|,y k«*pt mo «wake all n'ght. Grinder Then you R|IOiild ha vs have brought it with you to th« offl.e.-« I lowu and Count*jr. < <>.. l*«>r 11 and, <>r., <’«»••* A«*«
