Klamath republican., January 14, 1904, Image 4

Economy
I
CORDON M'KAY.
LOST IN AN OLO WORKINQ
GREAT NAMES IN CONGRESS.
Death of the Man kt ho Kevolntlonlaed
the rtioenvakln« ludnalrr.
Missouri Mluar N«urle Slaate |l*«lh Iu
Man Whose I'atranvmlcs Mark Th«
for Other Man’« Notice.
Au AbauU,»u«4 Mln*.
Mother
Tlier« ara times when originality is
Impoeslbl« In describing a wrddlng.
and In «aylug good by Io lb« biMtaro
at a party.
Gordon McKay, whoa« death oc-
For live* day« rereutly Tom Morrow,
tVe cannot depeud on th« Hou«« of
curred recently at bla cottage in fash­ Ri'l>i'i‘». iit:itivee of th« United State«
a miner of Joplin, Mo. was lost In
b a strong point»
Methars will Ind Mra Wlnalaw'a A my IH rr
ionable Newport, was a notable figure Congroaa for a groat deal, but w« can
aome disused chambers of au abuudon
army ih<* twat ramati/ tv uw tur their vUlldrvil
«be leetblutf wuuu
** Mv mother was troubled with
s
A
iu tb« social and alway« trust It to supply a roll call
ed mine, lie waa craay when he found
consumption for many years. At
buaiiiesa
world. that 1« Intervatlng and diverting read
Ills way out and lit. black hair bail
last she was given up io .lie. Then
bottle lasts longer
does
“Itoes your daughter's husband lora
Although «tarting lug until It b«CMu«e an old story, says
turned gray. Morrow la a miner with
she tried.Ayer's Cherry Pectoral,
her as ds-totedly «< ever!" "Hr does
in life comparo- tin- New York Mall and Kxproea. Why
more good
other.
eiceiitrlcllie«, and a mouth ago lie told
and was speedily cured?*
when I'm around," replied her daugh­
tively poor, he ac­ Is It that men of picturesque and even
Illa wife lie believed lie Could go under
I). I*. Jolly, Avoca. N. Y.
It
the only
ter's husband's mother lu law, grimly,
cumulated million« remarkable coguomeus tend to drift
the city of Joplin by followlug Hie
Houston Post,
through hia inven- Into Congress, <»p<x-lally |n the South
drifts of abandouesl «bafta.
Rhe
No
matter
how
hard
which can truly be
tiv« genius.
Mc­ and West? 1« it that the very nature
thought It a wild dream of hl« and
your cough or how long
The Anxious Mother Aro you aurs
Kay was born Iu of their name« stH'ine to devolve upou
ONE DOLLAR
imld no attention, but when lie disap­
my son has appendicitis? The Kiul-
you have had it, Ayer’s
Ptttafleld.
Mass., thorn the duty to render the«« tiauiea
peared with th« family In liter u «be
■rent Npeclallst 11« can tell you bet­
In 1821. and on th« illustriou«? Perhap« it la
knew that tie waa carrying out the
Cherry Pectoral is the
“Ills solid ain't square," growled
tor. mads ui, «der the operation. -
bla
father
death
of
lilea
auggestml
some
time
before
When
The Fifty eighth Congress Is no ex­
little Mickey. "Why not?" asked Jim­
best thing you can take.
Mrs. Anderson, a prominent
UM
in 1833, began to ception to the rule. There are uien
ooaro.x m ' kay .
tie had been at>aent a day or two alio
my
“ ’Cause tb« ouly ones dal get
It's too risky to wait
free peanuts are elephants and police­ stuily for the carver of a civil eu- here whore name« ought to have made society woman oi Jacksonville, became alarmed and hla friend« were
gineer. When 21 year« old he liadla them famous even if they had never Fla., daughter of Recorder of Informed of hla dlaappeurance. They
until you have consump­
men."—Chica co News.
machlue shop In bls nail«e town, He gone to t'ongras or done anything else Deeds, \\ est, says:
were not anxious to enter the under­
tion. If you arc coughing
To Brvak In New Shoes.
studied machinery and his opportunity Not to speak of 1‘rinee Cupid Kalanla
ground |>ath themselves amt took no
The INTERNAL RENfiBY
Always shake in Allen*« Foot Kase, a powder
“
Then«
are
but
few
wives
and
today, get a bottle of
step« to find him. but waited for ill«
It cure. Sol. twaaun«. a- hl-v«. swollen l«el came when the shoe stltcblug machine. naolc of Honolulu, w hose name may be mothers who have not ut times ru-
No Case Kalat* it Will Not Cure
Cure» corns, iusrowin« nail» «nd bunions At Invented by L. R. Blake, proved to lw the Hawaiian Siniih for all w« know,
Cherry Pectoral at once.
durod agonies aud such pslli at only return.
all tfruasisis and .h.x» si.-ree, Zhe IVon't accept
Wood "awa, brag
run t»y atoan
I bough a maniac w hen found. Mor
1 wish »ueh iv.nneu
any subsmut« laninie mailed FRKK. Address an utter failure. He bougbt the patent we have on this new roll of our coun­ women know of.
Hi»« ah»« : IS«.. ><K , ||. All drvf(lala
UH» Vlltfllioa. al»*! Ih«! lalval III aaw
Allen S. Olmsted, is Roy. N. Y.
chhivri, atuiu|> pul Irra. w«U «Irillliif
outright and perfected a maebtn« try’s fame the priceless name of the knew the value of I.villa 1!. I'iiik- row ■ reason Is returning, and ho lia«
vt¥. vt» . •!*’
which has revolutionised the shoemak­ Hon. Swanger Slierlcy of Kentucky, huiu's Vegctabli' < oiiipoiind. It aome recollection of what occurred. It
u rh«> lor >»'ur iiamta
He-I'd like to meet Miss Bond She ing industry. This machine did away that of lion. I'hanor Braieale of I aiu I s - ia a vvmarkablo mub-iue, different in •eeiua tliat during the early part of lila
lililí ItSON MACIIINI UY CO.
action
from
any
other
1
ever
kucw
aud
—Why? "I hear she has thirty thou­ with the little cobbler shops, with their latia ami that of Hon. Justin D. Bow­
Journey lie suddenly came upon a body
I «Mit ul Muirlaurt Mr«*t
thoroughly reliable.
sand a year and no Incumbrance." "Is pegs and wax ends, aud opened up big ersock of Kansas. The Hon. Jefferson
I*ortland
Oregon
of
men
working
They
did
not
«ee
him
“
I
hare
swu
ca«-
«
where
women
she looking for one?"—I.lfe.
factories. In a few years «very man. Brick is now absent from the councils doctored for years w thout p riuaiieul and he tvat a retreat. At ahother time
woman aud child In America, who of tlie nation, but the family Is ably benefit who were eurvil iu less than he earns to a shaft that deeeended
Piso'a Cure I. a scavi couch medicina.
th« Hon. Abrahaiu three months after taking your Vege­ from tbe drift tn which he was walk
It ho cured coucha and ecidi tor tony wore shoe«, paid tribute to blut and representeil by
table Compound, while others who Ing. Although tie waa already many
years. At druggists, 25 cents.
McKay gained millions.
Brick of Indiana.
were chmuic an-1 incurable came out.
McKay's partner was Robert II.
There are other«. I.et us pick out a cured, happy, and iu perfect health feel beneath the aurface or the earth
Toned Him Dvwa.
Mathes, a practical man of inventive few patronymic geuis at random:
after
a thorough treatment with this he descended still further Into the
“This photograph doesn't look a bit genius When th« war broke out tn
Thetu» W. 81ms. Tenneaaeo.
medicine. I have never u*cd it myself ground.
like me,'' said Suarlev to the photo­ 1961 they offered to th« government,
without gaining great Iwnitli. A
Parish Carter Tate. Georgia.
It waa after going down Into these
grapher.
few il.uvea re-torva my strength aud deep drifts that be completely lost
something unheard of. machine mad«
Ollie James. Keutucky.
Burnì gypsum 1« csllvj platter of-
“I know it,” said the photographer. shoes for th« army. In less than ten
apiM-tite, and tones up the entire his bearings. In vain ho ««wrvhed for
I la Ivor Steeneroon. Mlnueaota.
pai 1«. tM-csuse the M.muisttr« Gypsum
system. Your medicine has been tried
“I was afraid to make it exactly like years it is estimated that more than
Champ Clark. Missouri.
and found true, heuce I fully endorse the shaft through which be had eu Quarrlra. m-sr I'atl», are, sud hav«
you for fear you wouldn’t take it.”
10.000.000 pairs of boots and a hoes In
Jack Beall. Texas.
th."—Mas. K. A. A si >« hm > x , 325 Wash­ tered the deep passageways. He failed lain, famous for a fiordi i g It.
America bad paid royalty to McKay
.
■■■■' I— lie • h .4
a atilt
Carter Glass. Y’irginla.
ington St , Jacksonville, Fla.—fjeo« to find an outlet to any of the drift«
• loo RkWARn S1OO.
Th« most economical procreava ar«
I- inn
’ .
wi, /'ur-A flrtW /Mas/-
aud his companies. In 1878 be formed
flbrfWt //«rQ/ra/ cf
twti«iM«a/anM,»eraae- All of them «tided abruptly In walls of
Arsetie P. Pujo. Louisiana.
w-.u a«««ut to rvtoxto.
used
In
the
l.ake
region
for
lb«
recov
­
fry.
The roadera of thi» na^er _ will
__ _ be pleased
,____ to the McKay Sewing Machine Associa­
The name« of Pou. Snook. Moon.
dirt and stone. How he ever escaped
MM I II I It
< > M .
ery of copper, «o that it Is found that
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dreaded
d:
^fearn
!..«.■ '
« n. .. _ one
i
X:.
2 Neese tion. and in a series of lawsuits de­
The’experience and testimony
U hu*«eai« ItuUhare
PJkll ANI), OW.
Dick. Crumpacker. Mudd, Skile«. Shull,
from thia underground tomb he dore ore yleldlug It« per evtit will pay coat«.
that
aetence 1 ha«
able
to cure
in -2
all ice
c
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- - -■
1- -
-- --
—
cf
soineof
the
most
noted
woineu
ttadtes. and that ia catarrh. Hall’s Catarrh Cure feated
all rivals, established bl* Snapp, Gooch. Llrernash, Klatts, Sbo-
It was while Iu ll.e».-
c-f America go to proves Ivevond net remember
ia the only positive cure known to the medical pateuts and became th« central power
Old «» the history of th« world It-
ber and Splght continue to decorate it question, tliut Lydia E. Pink- passageway« that hl« lantern failed
fraternity. < aiarrb being a conatitutional dia-
eaoc, requires a conautuiional treatment. in one of the greatest monopolies.
the roll. They surely were not born to ham's Vegetalde Coni|H>und will him. For four day« be told the time «•If 1« ttiut of the quveti of fiowns.
Hall'a Catarrh Cure ia taken internally, acting
Gordon McKay married Miss Minnis die. But why. may we ask, 1« th« correct all such trouble nt ones by striking matches and bolding them The ancleut Greeks ami Romans re­
direcily upon the blood and mucous surfaces
of the ayate tn. thereby destroy ng the founda­ Treat,
of Cambridge, many years name of "Bird” so popular among poli­ by removing the CUM* nnd ro> n.-ar the face of hl. wat.-h
I lien Ho- veled In rosea. They were used lav­
tion of th® disease, and ri'ing the patient
They lived to­ ticians? The present House ba« on Its storing the organ« to u he aJMtg matches gave out and be lost all reck­ ishly at tbrlr feasts.
8 tren it th by buihitne up the constitutor! and younger than himself.
AMisitng nature in doing its work. The pro
gether only a few years. There were list Adam Byni of Mississippi and II. aud uoruuxl condition.
In a bog on the Island of Zeeland.
oning of time.
prietors haTe so much faith in its curative
iwo
sous, who have always been with Burd Cassell of Pennsylvania, aud
powers, that they offer One Hundred Dolían
It tmffie« ills Wife and friend« to Demuiirk. « votile brouse chariot has
ODDEST TRIBE IN THE WORLD.
for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list their mother.
Mrs. KcKay finally so­ have we not our own Hird 8. Coler
know how he effected bla eaeap« from been found with the Image of a hot««
of testimouials. Address
ured a divorce, and became the wlf« and Asa Bin! Ganliner always with
F. J CHKNHT d COra Tolad*
the underground prison. They think ten luche« high In front and with au
Falafel Fashion ut Tsttoalae 1« Vo.aa
Bold by druggists. 75c.
>f Ado.ph A. von Bruenlng. an at- us?
that perhaps after he had lH*eviue de­ lulal I gold «liti ou our »Id«.
Among Ihs Woman.
Ma ’ • Famu* Pilla are the beau
ache of the German embassy at
Alabaster la a fine gra.iu-d variety of
Many a congressional euniame of de­
The Ainu live In tb* most primitive ranged an Instinct came to him which
Washington, and now charge d'affaires cided commonplaceneM Is relieved
gypsum. «Ithrr whit« or delicately
Economical.
manner p<e«!bl*. They hav« adopted directed hlnj In tbe right course.
if the German legation to the Sultan from that fate by the given name.
Morrow thinks that he covered a dl» •ha.Ini. and occurs In fine quality at
Friend (to amateur artist)—I tup-
of Morocco. McKay, who had always That of the Hon. Choice B. Handell of the drese of the Japan««*, but th« tame of many miles. He canie out of t'aatsilno. Italy, whmc« It la taken to
pose you’ll give up painting when you
bouse« ar« very unlike any Been In
been attached to bis wife, sent her Texas is an instance, the Hon. Vespa­
a eave a nille from the opening through Florence for the luanufactur« of vase«,
marry?
Jewels and other gifts on her wedding sian Warner another and the Jlon. Japan. They are made of rlc« strew, which be entered.
fig urea, etc.
Amateur—Oh, no! It'll be so con­
roofed
with
a
thatching
of
reed*.
How
venient and e onomical w hen we have day, and. it is said, gave her a check Ariosto Wiley another. But for the the native« ever eurvlv« the winter le
line of the oldest coIna In lhe world,
for »100.000.
The Kaiser became most part the Congressmen were con
MIS NAME iS AN INCU6U&
to make wedding presents.
the German thaler. 1« disappearing It
angered at such attention, and th« demned by their parents to bear the difficult to understand. In the center
fl a
la to !>• replai ed by a four mark .p-ec*.
young man was in the background for plain names of John. Janies, William. of the room le the flreplac* from Colored kt«n Csaliln't Prosper With
—7^
equivalent to our Am.tl. au dollar, as A
III« Baptismal Co«aom,n.
which
the
emoke
float*
out
Into
th«
several years. Then, through family Joseph and so on. These parents fail­
An old colored mail called ou Judge the five mark silver plwee bave been
room, at time« becoming almoet euffo-
influence In Germany, be was restored ed to realise that If a tuan couldn't
catlng
An opening In th« roof ta Rufus II. Cowing of New York City the found to tw too heavy.
Appetite poor?*/ Bowels
to favor, after having returned to Mr. get his name into th« megaphone of
euppoaed to «err« a* an outlet, but the other day and In aaklng for advice sup
Tbo electrical roads of the country
Mexican Salutations.
McKay the money given his wife.
constipated?
Tongue coated?
fame In any other way it might be smoke doe« not alway* find It. Over plied the court with a goto] story.
bave a nominal capital of fil.nky.OOO,-
Mexican gentlemen tip their hats to
Mr McKay did much good with his done for him with a quaint curious
It’s your liver!
“What l'si- gwine to Inculcate, Jedge. i«Mi. employ three bundtid thousand Head ache?
tb* tire hanga a huge iron kettle «nd
He educated a number of and mouth-filling baptismal designa­
each other or at least salute in passing money.
Into It are tbruet all «orte of fish, ani­ Is dis: What mu«' I do to change mail persona who are paid fi'J.’ai.Uuo.tXX) a Ayer’s Pills arc liver pills, all
and shake hands both at meeting and young women abroad in music, gave tion.
When I find del I' m - year, and run sixty thousand cars over
mal and Vegetable food, to be dt«h>d up prognomen?
vegetable. «..^S.,
parting, though the interview may generously to Harvard college and
latrr In a sort of compoalte chowder. weighed down wlf ah prognotuen dal's twenty thousand mllee of track Tvn
Flaxseed and Mustard.
have lasted only two minutes.
founded a training college In Rhode
Around two eld«* of the room is a loiund to kill Utah trade what mu«' I in Ilea of electrical road are building to Want your moustache or beard
Island for negroes, which college bears What a Jolly thing a cold la when you
i slightly ralaed platform, upon which do?"
one of steam road.
Lucky Fishermen.
get It good and hard!
a beautiful brownor rich black? D««
the name of the McKay institute. Hs
“You wl»b to change your name?"
The word Bible furnish«« n striking
A fisherman at Phippsburg, Me., was a good violinist and left a large How it cheers the drooping spirits of the the whole family rang* tbemeriie* for
th*
night,
without
bedding
of
any
sort
Inquired
Judge
Cowing
"And
why?
”
energetic
bard!
Instarne of a world’s rise from very
pulled up a jug of gin on the cod hook collection of musical instruments It
Hear the cheerful way be sneesse!
In summer and only a «canty supply
" 'Cauac nmh name Is Failure. Yes. low to high estate
the other day. The date oí the jug Is understood that the greater part of
Tv th« bulk of
w « « a ' « » a
How
lie
please«
with
bis
wheexss!
In winter.
rah. dat a mail name. Far ah white­ Fngllah «peaking folk It uow means the
was 1821.
bls estate will go to Harvard Univer­
And his treasured oom he squeeze«
A*
a
race
the
Ainu
ar«
sturdy
Io
ap
­
washer
aud
dat
name
Jes'
queers
me."
txs.k
of
books.
In
Chaucer's
day
II
sity. including his large library. His
While he rubs his cheat with lard.
Curious Cucumber,
“Very well, uncle Why not use lhe ii euiit any book whatever, or scroll —
next to kin are Mrs. Dexter and Miss While the trustiest of uursaa by Eh pearance, but are peaceable aud not
given to war. like the Japan«*«. The first letter of your name?” suggested to «|mk by the card, leal equivocation
A freak in the cucumber line was Catherine Dexter, of Boaton.
verse« never flustered
marked feature of tbe men le a hairy the court.
found in Brandon, Vt., last week by
Tracing the word Bible
undo ua.
Make« a poultice. like a custard.
Gave Him Away.
growth upon tbe entire b>dy. like that
Arnold Manchester, It is four distinct
"Dat'» wura.” groaned the old man. straight home we find It as bublos. but
Of
the
flaxseed
and
the
mustard.
Two young fellows at Llverpcol,
upon a wild animal. A creepy sensa­ “Pee tried dat. I bad ah big sign snot her lumie for th« papyrus reed of
cucun. tiers, yet all grown from a single
partners in th« tea trade, wer« the b*st
What a Jolly thing a cold is with the tion take« poaeewlon of one In look­ painted. 'A. Failure.' and mail trade Egypt,
stem snd forming a solid bunch shaped
of friends, and their Intimacy ««tended
Remetnbrr thij when you buy Wrt
poultic« in its place!
ing upon these walking, talking crea- left me."
not unlike a Maltese cross.
to personal as well as to business mat­ When your heart la filled with gladoeea turce. ao Intelligent and yet presenting
Weather Clothing end look for the
"The
Initial
letter
doe«
make
an
un
­
HE
FELT
LIKE
A
SWINDLER.
ters.
and the sweat runs down your somewhat tbe outward appearance of
The Masculine Theory.
name lOWtR on the buUonx
happy
combination.
”
agreed
the
Judge.
One of them, a simple-minded fel­
face!.
Wife—I wonder why the fashions
Thu ujn and Iho ruunt have Mood
gigantic monkeys.
"But I'll tell you what tv do. I'so Man Whn Konl.4 I ha Doctor«
low. was a bachelor, and was in th«
Does th« patient do some cussing
proathtl by Hie lon«tl«nifi.
for women change so often?
The women have the same large your first name arid then people will
for the BEST during 5ixV >«v«n
At
th«
fussing
and
the
mussing?
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habit
of
read.ng
to
bls
partner
ex
­
Husband—Proliably for the purpose
heavy features a* the men. Th y are not notice the last name so much.”
H<re aud there. along lifv'a busy and
” rears of irureaand I
Nay! He*« learnedly diacuMiag
of enabling them to correspond with tracts from letters of an ardent and
diversified
pathways,
curious
rea«uiA
genera
ly
disfigured
by
an
ancient
<u>-
If
M
dealer
will
not
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'youwr te for
The improvement of the race,
"Dt'a dec mow' dlaclmmoddlng of all.
affectionate nature from a lady In tbs
the feminine mind, my dear.
lom of tattooing a large portion of the «ah. It’a simply downright acand'loua. for curious mo *1« In man ar« some­ free catalogue of Mack or yellow water
yelled ami never blustered
Never
North of England, who signed herself
face nround tbe mot th, the upp< r pert j Mnh first name la Adam, sab.”—New time« «ncountirvd, says th« Detroit proof oiled coat a zhekera. auiU Katy and
When he felt that stinging custard
Horrible Thought.
"Susie."
of which takes the form of mua-sebe. York Times.
Made of flaxseed and of mustard!
Free Press.
horje o oodv for all kind» of wet work
The
married
one
went
to
China
for
Here’s an astrologer who predicts
It signifies nothing whatever except
"Ever since I've begun to get well," A J TOWER CO. TH» -xffWERl
twelve
months,
and
returned
Just
In
that King Edward is shortly to pass
UICN .Y—
What a Jolly thing a cold is! Oh, th« a badge of distinct .on for the ta e. I
Progressive I- urge I ru I nr««.
•aid a pale looking gentleman who was soiir. MAii eiA
liar that I am!
.
'
through a lot of trouble, a dark cloud time to attend the wedd.ng of bia part­
Tbe process of tattooing la long and :
"On» of the conoulatluns of advanc­ strolling along a sunny sidewalk with TOWtn CANADIAN CO.
roeuMTO.
CAM
''ktMId— .
Am I gently philosophical and gentls as painful. When a girl Is alo>ut twelve ; ing years." said a man well past mid­
hanging over the empire. Pome hor­ ner.
a comrade, ''I've had the blues, now
s lamb?
“I hardly feel like a stranger." be,
rible calamity, don't you know.
year* old the mother l»egin» operate ns ’ dle age to a correspondent of the In and then. Naturally. I'm wry glad I’m
No, I'm not! I'm fiercely cranky
I'll bet Alfred Austin is writing an- said, in his sweetest tones, addressing
cn tbe lower Bp ahd by degrees cover* ; dlauapolls Journal. "Is th« privilege alive: but there are circumstances
At
this
measly
hanky-panky.
the
bride.
“
In
fact.
I
fed
as
though
other ode.—Life.
tbe space of two inches on each aide > we take unto ourselves of J-st.'ng on which rather make m« feel myself a
Will I take that stuff? No. thankee!
1 ought to be well acquainted with
of tbe tnoutb. A* the child gr >wa thl* the subject with people Just a few humbug an out and-out humbug. It's
*Tia a snare! delusion! sham!
my partner's wife, sines be has often
Seal* Being Exterminated.
increa*es In size until It ext ii<la half ; years older.
Hang th* doctors aud the nurses!
thia way. you «re All the doctors »ad
WONDERFUL
American and Canadian fishermen done me the honor to read to me ex­
Let the druggists hear my curs««!
way ar-rora the face toward tbe ears.
"For Instance," he continued, "last I could not get well I positively could
tracts
from
bls
dear
Susie's
letters.
”
HOME
are exterminating the seals on the Pri
On their shelves permit to spoil
The preparation used In tattooing Is night I took dinner with an uncle, not get well. Of course, that aroused
The faces of the husband and tbo
TREATMENT
Seuna. salts, and castor oil!
byloff islands, near Alaska. Just for
made by the women from ash bark. aged ninety years, and enjoyed It Im­ tl>« nelghlxirhood; every laxly began to
I
« as . ' r ' ,
> I,
Please to let me, cariu' noffln'.
the sport of the thing they shoot the wife were studies, as the bride drew
This le soaked for some day« and when mensely. I lore to bear old men talk, ahower me with attentions and kind-
t>*w doe MNF to rallad
Go a-coughin' to my coffin!
animals instead of apearing; the bodies hersdf up and said, emphatically and
g ti «u K« « ■ -
a
ready for uae soot, produced by burn­ and this Is my only great-uncle. Well, nrosea. All kinds of Invalid f<xal—de-
With my laxly wrapped In worsted
IV i • V iiistui «»ferra
«ink, and the breeding reals are fright­ distinctly. “I beg your pardon—my
ing
birch
bark.
1«
nd'ed
to
tbe
llqt.il
llglitfully
prepared
poured.
In
u|o>n
I
km
that
ar«
g'*»»
m>
my
Great-Uncle
Ellas
told
a
good
And a poultice, ilk« a custard.
name Is He'en!”
t<- 4 ■
Il V I life « to h
ened away by the noire.
■n l the concoction Is a| p!led to Ilia many stories of old times, and they me. flowers and fruit came nearly ev­
Made of flaxseed and of mustard!
II.
• -.hdrylfil < It
iim «> lx orlato, r«w»ta, Muta,
surface of the skin
Tbe Ups ar* were gia.il stories, too, but be repeat ery day. The tn- n of our block clublad
--Pittsburg Dispatch.
harki • 4 a • g
scratched with a shirp Instrument, ed himself now and then.
together and sent me a beautiful Mor­
that ar» •Mt'rrly tin
■
wo I ti.e.l;. «U as .
more
of
the
fluid
applied
and
from
The W.Hxlen Indian.
tnra tn III • ««. ■ ■ • r v
"My younger uncle, also Uncle Elias, ris chair; and the club follows, down­
through Ui« «»•»• or
ih'toe
harmlfee rrni«,V«« ih « («<■<. is lurltof
time to time, a* the Irritation ceases, who was present, got a trifle testy af town. sent me a loving cup, touchingly
Behold the wooden Indian,
blMMra th* •f'iitifi» ttf «»vrf Ml) s| fYrfrnt rrtti
Who stands outside the door.
the work is contlnu-d. In olden times ter a while, no doubt because he did engraved with sentiments of friend­
luafAtiitor« tn « nr« raiiarh, *<*’h
And guards, with frown and hatchet.
other marks wore added as tbe girls not get a chance to talk quite as much ship. Dslnty china articles for my In­
nifi», hint, <hr»i«». I liriiiHikiI« I,
r, Ptstiaff*.
The old tobacco store.
»IttHifiU’h, tlver, b'4nryw,
; Itroa hun«|r«x|fl of
b-'ame wives or mothers, but these ar* as usual, and he muttervil to me:
valid's table werr given me; and so do
I.«'
I
-
«I
a
a
1 hargaa i».».i«
| «
*>>4
He never beat a grocery bill.
now aeon only ou tbe very old.—Th«
•r* l r
IMIanta rm of (tea <nr wvltt ' f
" 'Gracious goodness, that makes six —1 can't recount the half.
He never told a lie.
blanUe
and
rircufara
M«n<t
«lama
»
unrfi ,
Housekeeper.
"Well, I gave the d<x-tora the slip,
I A I
times Uncle Ellas has told about how
He never took a longing look
That blood poison existed among the ancients has
At bourbon, fizz, or rye.
he once got even with a schoolteacher and livre I am. almost welt and foil­
The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co.
been proven beyond question. It has been traced back
who whipped him whi-u he was a boy. ing that I shall soon bo sounder than
thousands of years, and is as old as the Pyramids. Thia
18«I Alder St.. IhzrUanJ, Uregoa.
ever before my Illness.
Now, what
Behold the wooden Indian—
Old
men
get
awfully
forgetful.*
blighting curse has been handed down from nation to
gives
me
the
blues
Is
this:
I
hare
got
A mass of oak and paint)
“ 'That's so.' I said. Thia makes
nation and from individual to individual till it has
He never made a crooked move.
three times you've said to me that these things on false pretenses. I've
spread to all parts of the world.
In faith, he is a saint.
fooled all these people and It makes
P. N. I).
Na. .1 I «04.
Uncle Ellas has told that tale «IX
Contagious blood poison, as it is called in modern
He never bought a stack of chips
me sad. They can’t have any confi­
times.'
”
And sat into a game;
times, begins with a small sore or ulcer through which
dence In me hereafter. No, you can't
He never rushed a chorus girl,
the virus enters the blood. This is followed by inflam­
console me—I'm a fraud and I feel like
Har Experience.
Or flirted with a darn..
mation and swelling of the glands of the groins, a red eruption breaks out
"They say," remarked iho young a fraud."
on the body, sores appear in the mouth aud the throat becomes ulcerated, and
girl, "that a sensible business man Is
Behold the wooden Indilo,
•sthe disease takes a deeper hold and the blood becomes more thoroughly
apt to act foolish when In love.”
Who. on the other hand.
infected, the hair and eyebrows drop out, the skin is spotted with copper-col­
Was never known to help the poor
"Yes, that's right,” replied Iho elder­
ored splotches, the bones and muscles ache, and it seems to the victim of
That fill our glorious land;
ly matron. "A man will make a per­
MINUTE .Th« »«•«'«««> «* y°ur <>*•»• •<«>■ «• n««,
this monster scourge there is not a sound spot in the whole body.
Who never heard the piteous cry
----------------------------------------------- in doubt wnrn you attend nur school, we edu­
fect Idiot of Idmaelf over hie wifi- no
> .The horror of this awful disease
______________
cate
you
for
practical
businew,
and auist in getting you a position when cnmreient.
Of him who starved alone—
long as she doesn't ask him for
can never be told. The one who con­
Who never gave a hungry dog
HAD ALL THE SYMPTOMS.
Splrndid equipment. Up iodite BEHNKE WALKER BUSINESS COLLEGE
money.
”
tracts it suffers in body and mind, Dear Sira:
methods. Sit right down today
,....
______
So much as one small bone.
and write for catalogue.
PORTLAND
BRECON
a reault of a eerioua blood disorder
and if the poison is not eradicated my Ae blood
In Kan«««.
became poisoned and I suf­
transmits the taint to his children, fered severely with Rheumatism and
Behold the wooden Indian
We found the native taking great
other symptoms not necessary to men­
(And clay 1« much like wood).
and Contagious Blood Poison thus tion.
strides toward the cyclone cellar.
A friend of mine told me that he
Who
never
did
a
bit
of
harm,
Muet Bear Signature of
becomes responsible for many oi the had been cured of my trouble by 8. S. 8.,
—■ NOTHING SO GOOD FOR CHICMKNR AS TH!
“Why are you going In thorp?” we
upon hie recommendation J began
Nor yet a bit of good.
ills of childhood—Skin Eruptions, and
PRUSSIAN
asked.
its use. After uain«-it for some time my
Ilia
family
1»
not
extinct
—
Catarrhal Troubles, Sore Eyes, Scalp blood was thoroughly cleansed of all
Mafera Hrni l.sy and Krrpa thrm laying Curra Cholera, Roup and
"My
wife
Is
coming!
”
be
gasped.
In
fact,
one
often
meets
and made pure and strong again-
Disease, White Swelling, Scrofula poison
•II Diteaaea. It •trflngihena Young Chuka and llelpa I hem Orow.
I wish also to Rpeak of Ito tonic prop,
"She Isn't a cyclone."
A lot of wooden Indians
and others just as bad. S. S. S., the erties. While purging xny blood of
WOULDN’T RK WITHOUT IT. <■»••• I*-la. H om II«, WMh.,
A walking ou the streets!
"Isn't she, now? You don't know
ho wonldti i I h < wiihont PniMilari Poultry Po<»«l.
it
built up my general
great vegetable blood purifier and impurities,
fl«« Pac-Mullí. Wr«pp«r Batow.
PRODUCES IGG8. a . •n < ietr Dr<.<lu< t»r I'ruMlRii Poultry Food
health, improved my appetite, gave rne —Milwaukee Sentinel.
my wife."
ha« no equal M. Ji Pa,no, Palrutfllia, (>iilo,
with
Hood’
Sarsaparilla.
and
than any
is
medicine of
said
100 DOSES
Perrin’s Pile Specific
INVESTORS I
OUlWlsKiS
BUCKINGHAM'S DYE
"AUdKIBIAILINAtiW UMf
mt sun or mt nsti «tv« iails
INAV/tl TIME.
Dr. C. Gee Wo
gEPYPAMip
ABSOLUTE
1
Genuine
BEGINNING THIS
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
POULTRY
tonic, has long been recognized as a Increased strength, audlfolt better in
way.
radical and safe cure for Contagious every
Iam a great believer in S.S. 8,,and
Blood Poison. It counteracts the with
pleacuro commend it to all in need
deadly virus and cleanses and puri­ of a blood medicine.
Yours very truly,
,
fies the diseased blood, and under its
ROBERT M. ZWETTZIG.
538 Walnut Bt.t Lebanon, Fa.
tonic effects the general health im­
proves and soon all signs of blood
poison are gone. The strong mineral remedies. Mercury and Potash, which
are ao
so often prescribed for the disease, dry up the sores, skin eruptions and
all external signs, but leave the stomach
and digestion ruined and the system in
such condition that the disease usually
returns in worse form than ever.
S. S. 8. is guaranteed a purely vegeta­
ble remedy. f i.ooo is offered for proof that
it contains a single mineral ingredient. If
you have blood poison write for our special
book, describing the different
an<J ffiving all the symptoms, with
directions for treating one's aelf '* at home.
<
—• Our
physicians will furnish any
iaiormation or advice wanted free of charge.
JMT 9WIFT8PECIHC CO., ATLAMTA, Ma
25 and 50e. Pkg.
Keen Repartee.
Mlatah Jackson—Whaffoh yo' grind­
in' dal razor ao shabp fob, Mlstab John
sing?
Mlstab Johnslng—Ab's gwfne to a
waterinelllon pabty to-night an' dey do
ray «1st de toasts an' repartee gwine
be mighty shabp an' skintillatln', sab.
— San Francisco Bulletin.
A Huicg.stton.
CARTERS
Undo Hain'« Women Employes
The largest number of women em­
ployes In any line of work are in the
United States Postoffice Department. —
More than one-third of them are past
middle age and some are past 70. They
fill all kind* of positions, even many
of the rural free delivery route« being
filled by them.
Jlmblecute- Say, have you forgot­
ten that filo you borrowed of me some
weeks ago?
Ilobalong Oh, no; I still have It In
mind.
Jlmblecute—Well, don't you think It
would he a good Idea Io pay up and
release your mllid.
An lm|was«iblo Nltiiallon.
CURE SICK HEADACHE..
CURII WHIM ALL till fAltls.
Beat <;ough Syrup. Tantea (Juod. U
In Urna. Bold by dr uggia ta
Flipper Why does lit- object to I i I h
wife going out alone In her motor enr?
Flapper Beenuso lie can't see how
one unmanageable thing can manage
a not her,— M Odern Society.
pntoafan Poultry Book, FRKK.
K rumum RnaftTCo , Ml. Paul, Minn,