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Than He Went. CANOY AND CANCER- ! LIKES THE ARMY LA88E8. - The Itch Fknl An Indian Army «UHcer's Theory of hat is Salt ltheum, or Eczema—one Mlllleaaire Maxwfactwrar Bays They Aro Hia Maacota. Is out ward manifestations of scrof- "Here, mlaa, take tbla money! For t comes in itching, burning, oozing, the love of heaven, don't go away ying, ami a «ling patch««, on the face, without taking thia money.” a 1, hands, legs or body. So yelled J. C. 8. Johnstone, a Min ft cannot ta- cured by outward appli- neapolis manufacturer, as he ran .tions—the 11 k »1 must la* rid of the through ths corridor of the Auditor- npurity to which it is due. lum. tho Dreed Dloeeee. Hood's Sarsaparilla “Have you seen her?" he demanded, ias <-ttr«*l the most | ersist ‘nt i n I diffi aa he rushed I to the desk and accosted cult ca ■«». Accept no substitute for Clerk Shafer. Hood's no substitute acts like it. "Who?” Inquired the latter. "Why, the Salvation Army mlaa that Ignorance. Just passed through.” Reporter—1 meant my article to be "Went over to the Annex,” answered pathetic, air. the clerk and the Mlnneap«>lle mau ran Editor—Pathetic? You don’t know through the tunnel. the rudiments of pathos, sir! Here "Have you seen her?" he queried of you have written "baov”— Reporter—What thould 1 have writ the first bellboy he met. "Who?” Inquired the bellboy in ten, sir? fcditor—“Babe"—always "babe"— amazement. "The Salvation Army laaa that col when writing pathos —Judge. lects money.” Pho a Cure is a remedy for coughs, cold» "Just gone up the street." answered and consumption. Try it. Price25 cents, the latter, and the man from Minne St druggists. apolis might have been seen chasing up the avenue a minute later. Placing Him Right. He caught her Juat aa she reached As a northern express drew up at a station in the early morning for a few Jackson boulevard. "Here, take this dollar,” he said as minutes’ wait, a pleasant looking gen- tlemau stepped out on the platform, he pushed a bill Into her hand, "I and, inhaling the fresh air, enthusias don’t know what I would have done If I hadn't caught you,” anj then he tically observed to the guard: "Isn’t this invigorating?" returned to the hotel. "No, sir; it is Normanton," said the “I'd been a pauper In twenty-four conscientious employee. hours If I hadn’t given that girl aome The pleasant looking gentleman re money.” he explained to the people tired.—London Telegraph. who bad watched the ehaae. "They’re my maacota, those Salvation Army Mothers will And Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Cyrup the Lest remedy to use for their children lasses. I know that I would have been U.e teething seusvn. hoodooed If I hadn’t caught her. I'd a been broke sure.” Absence. He was silent a long time. "Haven't "We are here today,” said the sol emn looking man with a thin neck and seen one In ten years without giving a col'ar three sizes too large for bin:, her money.” "Superstitious T* Inquired one of bls “and gone tomorrow.” "That’s right," agreed the dyspeptic friends. "Call it that If you want to, but It’s looking man with the ivory black cigar, "and when we get back six months lat a conviction with me. I was sitting er some of onr best friends want to right here about ten years ago when know where we’ve been for the last two oue of them tapped me on the shoul weeks."—I'uez. der and asked me for a contribution. Had a dime In my pocket; no more, and no job. Hungry and room rent staring me in the face. Wondering To Chicago, Dubuque and the what I would do with that dime. East ; to Des Moines, Kansas City and Didn’t see why i shouldn't as well be the Southeast, via Chicago Great West broke as have a dime, so 1 turned It ern railway. Electric lighted trains. over to her. Uneqnall«*! service. Write to J. P. "That left me without a cent. The Elmer, G. P. A., Chicago, for informa Lord won’t forget" she said. tion. “ 'Neither will I,’ I answered, only I meant that I wouldn’t forget that I A Stamp Wasted. Pettishly she stamped her foot. was broke. A man had just turned me They were standing on the corner, He down for a Job. Turned me down cold. had offended her in some way. Again I was worrying, but I had time to watch that girl. I saw her strike thir the stamped her foot. “Well,” he ....................... said slowly, . "here is a teen men without getting a cent, and letter box, ont you must know you I saw the fourteenth man give her SI. can’t drop your foot in it. You ar« There was a lesson for me. I got up simply wasting postage." and tried that same man again. I had resolved to try him fourteen times, if To Break In New Shoes. n«*-essary. But it wasn’t. He gave Always shake in Allen'» Foot-Ease, a powder. me a job because he liked my nerve, It cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet. Cures corns. Ingrowing nails and bunion». At and I want to tell you that I have all druggists and shoe store», 25c Don't accept been mighty prosperoua ever since." any substitute Sample mailed FREE. Address "Almost a millionaire now, ain't Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. you?” Revenge is a kind of wild justice "Well, close onto It, and all because which the more man’s nature runs to that girl happened to strike me that the more ought law to weed it out.— afternoon. And since then no Salva Bacon. tion Army girl has ever gone away without money when I waa in the DKAFNKSS CtS.or BI CUBID neighborhood. By local applications, as they cannot reach the "Hereafter 1 won’t go to sleep when diseased portion of the ear. There is only one I’m In this neck of the woods," he way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an in continued. “That girl came near get flamed condition of the mucous lir igofthe Eustachian Tube. When this tube get« in ting away from me. If I hadn’t cought flamed you have a rumbling sound or imper her I know that I would have a tele fect hearing, and wh$n it is entirely closed deafness is the result, and unless the lnflamma* gram telling me that my factory had tion can be taken out and this tube restored to been struck by lightning. Well, fare- its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out ot ten are caused by you-well," he said, aa he walked away. catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed "But, say, any time that you see condit ion of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any one of those girls give her something," case of Deainess (caused by catarrh) that can “Best in not be cured by Hall s Catarrh Cure. Send for was the final Injunction. Sirculars, free. vestment you erer made.”—Chicago F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, a Chronicle. Sold by Druggists, 75c LOWEST RATES Hall's Family Pills are the best. MAN WHO DE8ERVE8 PITY. Very Safe Vaults. ' The locks of a safety vault contain ing 1510,000 in -old at a bank in Hali fax, N. 8., became deranged. For three days efforts were made to open it, but finally part of the building had to be pulled down. He Who Is Compelled to Eat Reetan- rant Breakfasts to Be Consoled. Ceffoni en Health and beauty are the glories of perfect womanhood. Women who suffer constantly with weakness peculiar to their sex cannot re tain their beauty. ITeservation of pretty features and rounded form is a duty women owo to themselves. ... When women ate troubled with irregular, suppressed or painful menstruation, weakness, leucorrhœa, displacement or ulceration of the womb, that bearing down feeling, inflammation of the ovaries, back- ache, bloating (.or flatulence), general debility, indigestion, and nervous Costration, or an* beset with such symptoms as dizziness, faintness, (situde, excitability, irritability, nervousness, sleeplessness, melan choly, “all gone” and “ want-to-be-left-alone” feelings, blues, and hope lessness, they should remember there is one tried and true remedy. Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound removes such troubles. Case of this Prominent Chicago Woman Should Give Everyone Confidence in Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. " D ear M m . P inkham : — It affor«!» me great pleasure, indeed, to add my testimonial to the great numlier who are today praisiug Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound. Three years ago 1 broke down from ex cessive physical and mental strain. I was unable to secure proper rest, also lost my appetite, and I became so nervous ami irritable too that my friends trembled,and 1 was unable to attend to my work. Our physician pre scribed for me, but as I did not seem to imnrove, I waa advised to go away. I could neither spare tlie time nor money, and was very much worried when, fortunately, one of my club friends called. She told me how she had been cured of ovarian troubles, and how like my symp toms were to hers, seven bottles of your medicine cured her, and she insisted that I take some. “ I did so, and am glad that I foliow«*l her adviee. Within six weeks I was a different woman, strong and robust in health, and have been so ever since. " A number of my friends who have been troubled with ailments peculiar to our sex have taken your compound, and have also been greatly benefited.” — Miss E lizaukth D ai . ky , President of the St. Ruth's Court, Order of For- V70 Loomis St., Chicago, Ill. resters. Catholic. What is left for the women of America, after reading such letters as we publish, but to believe. Don’t some of you who are sick and miser able feel how wicked you are to remain so, making life a burden for yourself and your friends, when a cure is easily and inexpensively obtained ? Don’t you think it would pay to drop some of your old prejudices and “Try Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, which is better than all the doctors for cures?” Surely the experience of hundreds of thousands of women, whom the Compound has cured, should convince all wemen. Follow the record of this medicine, and remember that these cures of thousands of women whose letters are constantly printed in this paper were not brought about by “something else,” but by Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, the great Woman’s Remedy for Woman’s Ills. _ Those women who refuse to accept anything else are rewarded a hundred thousand times, for they get what they want — a cure. Moral — stick to the medicine that you know is the Best. vVnte to Mrs. Pinkham for advice. $5000 FORFEIT If w» eannot-forthwitb prodnee the original letter ami elgnatnre el above loetiuiuiiial, whioh will prove It. aboolato genuinmea.. Lydia K. FlukbaM Medicine Co^ Lyae. M aes, Willie's Kitten. Now, Willie,” said the teacher, ... you may spell kitten." “K-i-i-t-t-e-n,” he slowly spelled. "No, no," exclaimed the teacher. "Kitten hasn’t got two i’e.” "Well, ours has," replied the email observer.—Chicago Poet. I Storks as Scavengers. Were it not for the mu'titude ol storks that throng Egypt every winter there would be no living in some parts of the country, for, after every inunda tion, frogs appear in devastating num bers. Taste for Color. Onr hero beat bis young wife until she was black and bine. Towne—There’s a new baby out at "The feminine characters in a so Poploy’a, isn’t there? ciety novel are so apt to lie colorless," Browne—Yes, and it’s a shame the said he in explanation of the seeming way the boys are teasing him. gaucherie. Towne—How? Hardy Mosquitoes. Biowne—Whenever they see him hurrying along the street they sneas Mosquitoes are known to live up behind him and say “8h!” and he through the winter, awakening with immediately begins to walk on tiptoes. the first warmth. Many larvae sur —Philadelphia Press. vive repeated freezing and thawing. Force of Habit. Iii an article lu the Indian Nedi«* Gazette, Captain K. R Brat, I. M. - " For two y««r« I »offered ter- ¿X.î:5p.'*p*‘--çV‘:“< attributes the rise lu cancer mortality io an IncrMted cousuinptioii of sugar. ro îv I hen tried Ayer'. Sarsa- In the form of sweetmeats «nd d“«r delicacies of modern confectionery, nod a corroaiMmdlng dlmluutlon 10 Philadelphia, Fa. use of salt preserved articles of • • His theory is that malignant disease '• parasitic In origin, and 1» due to t >* Don’t forget that it’s Invasion of the lio«ly by n saecharoniy- “ Ayer ’s” Sarsaparilla cete, the growth of which Is futon* by glucose, but Inhibited by «'* * that will make you strong Starnes contsliilng chlorine. Slid only and hopeful. Bon t waste admissible when the amount of elilo- your time and money by rlne In the body fulls below normal. Some of bls experiments, which lie re crying some other kind. cords In support of this view, sre rut i Use the old, tested, tried, er remarkable, lie has cultivated »«c- charoiuycetes from a variety of lu and true Ayer’s Sarsapa uiors ou sterile cane sugar, and baa rilla. |l H» Mile. AU (rs(tl«‘ also prepared what he ilescrll»*« as a kind of tumor Jam." by preserving por tions of tumors In the same medium. Sections of this “Jam" show "the tu »• will i- ••j";"'*,,» Co.. UwaU. Vass. mor cell as usual, but the saccharo- tnycetes atioundlng In and between lie pna»«*l chlorins Kai them." A Quellen ol Prevedme«. through his cultures of saccharoiuy ! Gu.liingtou-1 «ond-f what i. tbs cctes. ami fouml that it "rapidly killed m.ttsr with Starr, tha tragatllaa; he the organisms, and It Is evidently the never notire» ma any more. chlorine that Is the active agent. Ciitliek—Didn't I bear you tail him Ac«*or«llng to Captain Rost, th« guid hi» »tyle w«» very mudi like Booth »? ing principle In the treatment of can Gusliingl**11—)**, but »iiroly—• cer should be to diminish th«* amount Oflttick—That’» where ycu m»<le of glu«*ose In the laxly and Increase vour mistake. Yon shoul.l have said th«« amount of chlorine, thereby ren Both’« »iyI« v«rF dering the patient’s body an unfavor I Curious l.lttle Animals. able culture medium for the speelflc microorganism«. He lias put this A naturalist at Hanover, Cap«» Col- theory Into praetl«*e upon ten patients, any desci ib«" ramarkabl« small his treatment consisting "first, of it gnimals which abound there. Among strict diabetic diet, and, secondly, of tbem is « geclio, railed by the Dotch piling In sodium chloride Into the farmer» "g«tje”, whose tail comes body, and preventing Its excretion a» with a slight touch, and remain« jump much as possible." The results are ing alxiut <>n the ground, attracting the said to have been most sui'Cessful, attention ot an enemy, while the ani but, unfortunately, the patients them- mal itsrif slink» sway and eventually selves do not appear to have been ,rowa a new tail. unanimous as to tlie advantages of the As ('.»plained. treatment they were rereiving, since "Why." asked the goo«i Samaritan, four out of their number ran away. you permit your wife to take in Experiments were were aim» also tried anl- | "do cuxperiiueuia uim upon ••••• - * mais, cancerous material and “aaccba* j - "1 wouldn't," aiiHwere.l ilio man . .. ” obtained a.a-i-...I I.- I “I from woul< romycetes by _ culture .1 who was born tired, "only she needs cancers being used for luoculatiou; ''the money to tuppoit Hi« family."— various Irelona were produced, ami In some Instances the influence of a salt Chicago New». diet upon the affected animal* waa The Apotheosis ol Realism. studied. In Imitation of the human Caller—What is Kennell howling patients, "one guinea pig and one cat aliout? absconded." apparently before the I Catcher—Becanee, umler tho now benefits of sodium chloride had been log law, he ha- t»e«n notiti««! to put a accorded to them. inturle on hie "W««st Pointer at Bsy." The announcement that swretmeats , —New York Timet. predispose to cancer. If it fln<l» Its A Question. way Into the cheaper sensational Jour nalism, may prove alarming to sun "Here's something that’s l<e-n pill dry Juvenile and feminine readers; but eling me," remark«*! the man ato If It checks their appetite for confec I thinks too deeply. tionery It will at least Improve their I "What’s that?" digestion; and. although the use of so- I "if all llesh is grass, are cannibals dlum chloride as an antidote would rosily vegetarians?” — Philadelphia engender a thirst which might be, Press, slaked unwisely, there Is little fear of • (lreat Britain'« Trade. so unpalatable a remedy liecomlng Up to now Britain retains from 20 popular. Still, we think that Caplalu to 2 > per cent of the iota trado of the Rost would have bren wise In defer universe. No other nation lias yet ring the publication of his theories come within half of this remarkable until he had established them ou a percentage. Nearest Is Germany, with somewhat broader sclentlflc basis.— nearly 11 per cent; Trance claims British Medical Journal. aliout V per cent; the United States .ecures rather more than l> |«r cent. AN HONE8T MAN. If we add the output of the colonies the He Refuved to Profit by Careleeene»» British empire shows a record if aliout one-third of the trade of the whole In Recording Early Transfer», An Incident, which exhibits tin* sterl world. ing integrity of a man who could with Lime In the ('ye. stand the temptations of wealth rather than do the aniallvat act of lujustlce. Lime in the eye should be wa-hed Is told In H. M. Chlttendeu's "History out quickly with vinegar and water, of Steamlioat Navigation on the Mis aqueexiiig some drops on the eyeball. souri River.” The prlm l|>al actor was Then place a soft pad soaked in vine one of the early settlers of 81. Louis, gar over the cloaed eye and secure It to a Mr. LeHarge, who bail purchased a the head by a bandage. small tract of land for which be paid twenty-five dollars. Land was then of very little value, and transfers were often made without deetl and with no more formality than In exchanging cattle or horses. In this way Mr. LeBnrge trad«*l his laud on what Is now Clair street, St. Ixiuis, to Cliaurln Lebeau for a horse. Long years afterward, when these transactions were almost forgotten, an«l the property had become very valuable, a lawyer presented hlmaelf to the old gentleman and asked hliu If he had ever owned any laud ou Cedar street. Mr. IjiBarge replied In the affirmative, and described Its local ity. Tlie lawyer then asked him when and how he disposed of It. He could not at first recall, but Mrs. LeHarge retnemliered the circumstances and re lated them to the lawyer, at the same time remarking to her husband that that was the way they got their horse to set themselves up ou the farm with. The lawyer then assured Mr. I,e- Barge that the title to this property was still vested In him, and that he conld hold It against all comers, for there was absolutely no record of the conveyance in existence. The old gentleman, with a look of Indignation, asked the lawyer If bs took him for a thief. “I traded that land,” said he, "t«i Cliaurln Ixibeau for a horse, which was worth more to me than the land was. I shall stand by the bargain now. If Chaurln Lebeau's heirs have no title, tell them to come to me and I will make them a deed before I die. A plea for pity Is entered by an east ern Journal on behalf of the unfortu nate man who through the summer months Is forced to eat a restaurant breakfast or wait until luncheon time 'O Permanently curM. Wo flteor nervouanaaa to break his fast. And the commlsera U after first day'suaeorDr.Klfne’atiraat Narra torer. Wend for Free «2 trial bottle and trestles tlon Is solicited because someone has Dr. it. H. Kline, Ltd.. Ml Arcb Ht., Philadelphia, Pa. complained that restaurant keepers do not give the amount of attention to History of the Dress Coat. serving the day's first meal that they The present dress coat was the result do to the two later ones. There are of a compromise. The ordinary sur- tout coat being found on occasions in no hard and fast figures at hand to convenient it was the practice to fast prove that this is so, but it is rather en back the laps to two buttons at the a general conclusion that left-overs back, with the result that in time the from the day before are used for the same were cut away «'together and the first comers and that this Is hardly If the blood is in good condition at the beginning of the warm season, square dealing. coat eventually made without them. you are prepared to resist disease and are not apt to be troubled with boils, Then, besides the matter of food be pimples, blackheads and blotches, or the itching and burning skin eruptions ing none too fresh, there is complaint that make one’s life a veritable torment and misery. that there is much of setting to rights Now is the time to begin the work of cleansing and building up the In the restaurants during the hour one blood and strengthening the weak wishes to take breakfast, which cre places in your constitution. During the HORRIBLY AFFLICTED WITH B0IL8. Is it acting well? Bowels ates a confusion calculated to make cold winter months we are compelled I had a horrible regular? Digestion good? If even an appetizing meal unenjoyable. to live indoors and breathe the impure attack of holla that broke out all not, remember Ayer’s Pills. Sweeping, dusting, filling of salt, pep air of badly ventilated rooms and of over my body and per and vinegar receptacles go on un fices. We over-work and over-eat, and The kind you have known all der from whlo h I the patron's very nose, while the get too little out-door exercise, an«l our oould get no pos your life. J. C. Ayer Co., Lowell, Iff, waiters display a sang frold that tells systems become clogged with impuri sible relief until him, or appears to do so, that he has ties and the blood a hot-bed of germs I began taking Want your moustache or beard no business to eat in strange places, and humors of every kind, and warm your medicine, a beautiful brown or rich black? Use weather is sure to bring a reaction, that if he has a home be should be and from my ex In It and that If he hasn't a place to and the poisonous matter in the blood perience I can safely eay S. B. 8. call bom« be Is a very poor specimen, and system will break out in boils and JVTT_m. OP PBpOOJfTH DR H F. HALL A CO , WA8HUA, N, is the beet blood indeed, and not worthy of more con pustules or scaly eruptions and red, disfiguring bumps and pimples. Make purifier in tho world. sideration than he la receiving. Mrs. M. P. BMTTHXBS. With these complaints at band, then, a good beginning this season by taking Wytheville, V«. it seems we shall all have to take It a course of S. S. 8. in time; it will not Tlie Composite (louse. for granted that there's a foundation only purify your blood and destroy the THE BEST TONIC ANO APPETIZER, When Mr. Hubbubs built n nest germs and poisons, but promote healthy of fact for them and do what we can While living ln Bhennan, Tex., I be- I In which to house hi» bride "I bar» sone 1« flay» at a time witboas a to impress it upon restaurant keepers action of the Liver and Kidneys and bfooeb I 7anWdown in^petUe *enl borrowed from hi» friend» the best ■«.«■«at er (be bewele. not be In« able to give you a good appetite at a time ehergry ; waa acarcely able to set 1 A^aa they ‘ had *- ‘- j Ideas tried. move tbem evcepi by ob I os hot water Injections that their first duty in summer Is to when you need it most. about and had to stop off and real Chronje oonatlpation (or eeren rear» placed me Is do their share toward making life occaBionally. I took 8. 8. 8. and be- tbla terrible coodltloni Ourlus that lime I did ev- S. S. S. improves the digestion and fran to Improve at once, and efter a He borrowed here, be borrowed there- errtblb» 1 beard ot but never found auj relief; anob pleasant for the self-<ucrlficing man tones up the Stomach, and you are not horouffh course became etronff and waa my cate until 1 besan nalnf CA8CARKT8. I who sends bls family to the country Smith a frieze and Green'» veneer- well. continually haunted by the fear of now have from one to three paaaasea a day. and If ( while he stays behind and earns the I think 8. 8. 8. the beat medicine X He borrowed Johnson’» portecocliers waa rlob 1 would «ivs MOO 00 for each movomonti II indigestion every time you eat, or ever used aa an appetiser and sen- I And Cooper's chandelier. la Ari.mii H cmt . MM. money to pay their bills and his own. “ aucn a relief.' MS Hu.Mll St.. L Detroit. J. G. SCOTT. troubled with dizziness, nervousness er al tonic. An awakening to this duty swept and sleeplessness. There is no reason 811 Railroad street, Roma, Ga. He «»It borrowed Wilson'» water — • I tank through the ranks of purveyors of to dread the coming of warm weather if you have your system well fortified CANOY 1 nrlt ’ » pantry, Gray’« s grill Park grill; ; life ’ s necessaries and pleasure years CATHARTIC then he borrowed from the bank and the bl«>od in a normal, healthy condition. It is the polluted, sluggish And r ! ’ ll it fl a ■ 11 to »» n •> it. I ... ago and the results have been as sat blood that invites disease germs, microbes and poisons of every kind and I The cash to pay the bill. isfactory as substitutes, or, we might bring on a long train ot spring and Bummer ailments, break down the con —Lippincott's Magazine. say, compensations could well be. Let stitution, and produce weakness, lassitude, and other debilitating disorders. New Use for a Farnaoa the restaurant keepers Join this band Eczema, Acne, Nettle-rash, Poison Oak and Ivy, and other irritating skin "Can t I Interest you In this map of home missionaries and the desert«*] troubles are sure to make their appearance unless the humors and poisons velous new Invention, (be (.<>ld husband may find that desertion Isn't are antidoted and the thin, acid blood stove?" asked tlie affable agent all the bad things that some folks de made rich and strong before the coming Is guaranteed to r«*luee the l(.„ ‘ Plsasant. Pslatabls. Cotant, Tast« Go«l. De flood. Nsoer Slcksn. Weaksn. or Grips. 10c. (W. clare it to bo. of warm weather. ture In the hottest bouse nil<| wm _ ... CURB CONSTIPATION. «. A course of 8. S. 8. now would be "Never mind, young nian. | ln ■ (■saflse B sm S t Csavasr, CMsse^ assess!. Ssw I««. MB The «mall boy always wonders If his a safe precaution and a good beginning the furnace I had put In |„t w|l|„ “ mother will ever get over being sur All I need to do !» to start n 7, ‘ e ' and enable you to pass in comfort Hie In prised at the things he does. through the hot, sultry months and re‘'«.¿"e Ke,M " freeze E A Good Beginning Yozzr Liver BUCKINGHAM’S DYE CONSTIPATION A escape the diseases common to spring and summer. LAMATH FA Ths Rich Man's Plaint. I don't s«>e what good my money does me. I can't eat. 1 never saw it iu its entirety. I dress no better than niy private seeietary and have a much smaller ap|>elit«> than my coachman. I live In a big barn of a house, am p«». tered to death by lieggars, have dys- |iep«ia, and moat of my money 1» |0 the hands of others, who ure It mainly for their own benefit. ilarly Astronomical Teaching. About 40<l B. C. Itamocrltiig l>egaQ tenchiiig that tli« galaxy, or Milky Way, waa »imply a band ol inuumeri. blu «tar» which on account of tlialr great distam*« ap|**aro<l vary «mall. Time ami Improved appliances hava provtwl that Daimwritua was correct in ilia aurmiaea. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Nuit B«ar Signatur« of TOI NLADACML CARTERS for mniNtit. FOR aiuoutaut. FOR TORPID LIVEN. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR ULLOW lili. »-■ ■ , FOR WECONPIUIOI oaxvix«».«'—_ JcZeI Farai y Va«S<aMa.z<A*- ■ " 1 w w»» ■ CURE EICK HEADACHE. Rulurooii Miiuhlnu Co. MFC« K amo K» TO JOHN 1*001 K F cot ol Morr«.-a M.. PorOanJ. «!<r(oo. Farson» ll»wkoi«* AulomalU*. —It >«— Irr«, r»ulu>» ■-«■i j. Kaller, KM borwooww on» two hrrwr Luckey- «kwnilll Mor nlnrry, Ku IlnM an«! Bollert KU atol Ollrknev usadlo« n«inss «Arilo us whsu In want ut auylhlo» In ma. blnsry llua f or Sale or Exchange. Tuo liai Acre Tract» ami iu>> 120 Acra Tracta >f iinlinproved pr.i nr land in Nrliraaka, clear titln; Mill grow cora, <i it», a heat, rye,alfalfa. Willi.»« Imnge aiiv or all for »mall raw mill, wliiuitle mill, limb r or ranch |>roi>criv in iVn«l|. 11 Kt' o: "r Oreiion ' I ■ Si EWKLL, Box HIS, H« stile, « aah> >28 PER DAY Can l-e rue-l* «Ith »» AUSTIN Well Machlne. Ma.lv In all »Ise« and st y Ire tur oll ur w aisr any depth BEAI.I. « CO. «kn. Art*. POttH.AM) UkEOON W. L. DOUGLAS *3.22 & «3 SHOES tiff You can «are from $3 to wearing W. L. Doug lai $3 50 or $3 ihoM* They equal thuee that have I mmui itig y<»u from 84 io 35 <l> The lin iiittiiw •».»!« <»f W L. fhiugla« ahoea prove« their aupetiorily over all other make« Sold by retail «hoe ileaier« everywhere I/< m »I i for name uu<l price on bottom . That ItoevlM ««*• < or* • natoli prove« I hr re !• valur In ¡hiMffla« »hoea. < onte« I« the hltfhett grade I'at. Mat her made. r'lttf Color hyrlrlr ntfd. Our 94 QUI t dg» l Ine ranni a l\ squall I Ila.Ir.lM Mhoea by mall, <6 reni» etlra.......... - -- Cstalog tro». W. L. Hol I.I.SX. Brockte», »«• S. C. Gee Wo WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT Thia wonderful t'hl- upar doctor I« called grral br< Rtiae he curra tM*O|)ll Ir WlttMMlI oprr» tlon that I are given up to die. Ils curra ----- wl r|ih llio«e wonderful i hl- in Ml tie r »*•», i litri«, bii«l", tiHfka and vegetable* tliRl are •nllrrly un known to mrdlcRl M'l enee In thia country Ihoae harnilraR rrnicdica tli a ■"■■■ know« the »union of over M mi d'ff'rrn« f rd Ira, which he Rucceaafully uara In < dlerau)«**. llr KURrantn-a to cure rattarn, » Fiia, lung, , throat, rheiimallam. "erv"""';*^! Ntoniaih, liver, kidney«, etc.1 ha* hundr»NH« « har«<*" moderate. ' “'i trail nionlala. ... *'liy writ* cl err him. I’ntlrnlR out of . the , oNHlib hlaiika and circular«. Mend atantp. ». 7« TATION FICEE. ADDKEKM The C. Gee Wo Chinese Meditine Co. ÏSJ Ald«r St.. Pnr«l«n.l. Or.g»»- gr<* MeiHion paper. P. 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