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■ ■ if I Eruptions (here is only one way to get rid of IplcH and other eruptions. [nd it’s simple and easy enough. Fleanae the blotd, improve the diges- p, stimulate the kidneys, liver and n, by the same means at the same The tin dieinc t<* take is lood’s Sarsaparilla >4tis statement is confirmed by the ex- g&rienee of thousands whom this niedi- <ne has I* rmanently cured. • [Accept no substitute. No Bother Whatever. 1 "Do yon have any trouble with the plants when your wife goes away?” asked tha hatchet-facet! man, sadly. jf’N’one whatever,” replied the cheerful jebap. “they always die within a week (after she leaves and all I have to do is Ito put them away until she comes t back.”—Cincinnati Commercial Trib- I one. CITS Permanently Cured, Wo fite or nervouaneoa 111V after firat day's use of Dr. K line’s Great Nerro Restorer. Send for FreeS'A trial bottle and treat too. Dr.JL H. Kline, Ltd- Ml Arch St. Philadelphia. Pa. Natural Icehouses. The cold in a cavern in France is so great, no matter how warm lire ex ternal atmosphere may be, the visitor cannot prolong his stay without incon venience unless wrapped in winter clothing. There are not less than score of these natural icehouses in France and probably half as many in Italy. oiarxtsu crasoT hk eruto local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There ia only one way to cure dewiness, and that is by constitu tional remedies. Deal nets is caused by an in tamed condition of the mucous lit ig of the Bustarhian Tube. When this tube ^ets in flamed you have a rumbling sound or imper fect hearing, and when it is entirely closed deafness is th»» result, and unlees the inflamma tion can be taken out and this tube restored to Its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine oases out oi ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any ease of Deainess icaused by catarrh) that can not be cured by Hall s Catarrh Cure. Bend for •irculara, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, O Sold by Druggists. 75c Hall's Family Pills are the best. The Abilene Democrat tells of a man who stop|>«d over night in a small town near the;« and registered at the hotel pointed out to him by the conductor as the best in town. In the morning he wanted to take a bath and consulted the preprietor about it. The proprie tor ahouted back to the rear: "Here, Tom, this here gent wants to take a bath. Bring the fixin's.” Toni soon appeared, carrying a cako of yellow soan, a towel and a pick. “What’s the piik for?” asked the guest. “Why,” said the proprietor; "you’ll have to dam up the ctcek."—Kansas City Star. Got Tired ot the Oan. A Clay county man, says the Platta- burg Democrat-Lever, took his i>astor out hunting one day. They baa but one gun between them and the preach er carried it. After they had oeen out half an hour the man felt something poking him in the side Turning around quickly he found the preacher poking him with the muxsle of the gun and fumbling over the hammers. "Say, brother,” asked the minister, “how do you let these things down?” The man has sworn off taking preach ers hunting. — Kansas City Star. Real Refined. . Marne —My steady blew me off ter supper at a reg'lar restaurant last night. ' Mag—Say, they tell me he’s real re fined. “Dat’s w’at. When he poured hie coffee out in 'is saucer ter cool it he didn't blow it like some guys would, but jist fanned it wid ’is panama.”— Philadelphia Press. The (lame of Love. “It always takes two to play the game of love.” she »aid. “Oh. I don't know,” he replied, “The brisk business which is being done in the divorce courts seems to in dicate that it is common to have three or four hands dealt around.”—Chicago Record-Herald. On the Verge of Lunacy. Mr. Ardent—Do you believe that love is blind? Miss'Cyniqae—Yes, to a certain ex Carrying One's Own Outfit. tent. I am folly convinced that a man Before the revolution in France it in love cannot see himself as others see was customary when a gentleman had him.—Town Topics. been invited out to dinner to send his servant in advance with his knife, fork David Was on Time. and spoon. If be bad no servant be Mr. Joggine (tentatively)—If I carried them with him in his pocket. should not be home at dinner time you need not— Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Mrs. Joggins (with decision)—You’ll arup the bent remedy to use for their children b teething season. be home at the usual time, David. Joggine says he doesn’t know how it Title Pages. is, but when his wife says a thing it is It was not until 1470 that a title pretty sure to come true. page was introduced to books and in Types of Mind. England not till before 1490, when W. De Machline issued one to bis little Thera is a feminine and masculine book on the pestilence. Caxton never type of mind. The former depends used them, but Wynkyn De Worde em chiefly on memory and is reproductive. ployed them in nearly all his books.* The latter relies on reasoning and is creative. The mind of the man of sci For forty year's Fiso’s Cure for Con ence is masculine. . Not every woman sumption has' cured coughs and colds. At possesses a feminine mind, though druggists. Price 25 cents. many men have little else. The Usual Thing. Chinese Jews. “I would like to know,” asked the parent, who had a eon in need of some further education, “what is the coarse at your college?” “The usual half-mile coarse of cin ders and all that sort of thing, you know,” absentmindedly replied the president of the great institution.— Philadelphia Press. Whara Appttit« la Co«rer«-4 Thar Wkould, In a Mraanr*. B. W-ai>-<t--L ST. HELENS HALL • 1, I'tah, I» th* Lorin Farr of Ogdep, of — 20 sons and I« daughters, father <.. Ho ha a 296 grandchildren, «»J w Ills living de- great grandchildren aeendanta today number, approximate |v aoult. Uf hit 39 children Ilvh,|C .on» and 19 daughlere. AU Mining, healthy and vigorous. I hey are pnwpenme farmers, merebante. lHwy.ro and doctor.; the «‘r'e »>•*• married Into every station, «mi all ha large fa m 11 fee. Ml of three children have been ed ucated by Farr, and he ha. given thwii a .tart In life Had all of them lived to manhood ami womanhood he feel, that there would have been none too Fibroid Tumors Cured A BUCKINGHAM'S DYE The Innocent SÆ The Guilty Evidence of the Enemy. It 1» related that at a recent ahnm battle a young lieutenant, posted with hl# company behind a wall, ordered hla men to fire at a detachment of troop# who were marching by. The gun» were loaded with blank cartridge«, and no harm w'aa done; but the detachment happened to be on the I lame »Ide of the »ham fight a» the I company which had fired at it. The commanding officer came rid ing up. “Why did you fire on those men?” he demanded of the lieutenant, hotly. "I supposed they were the enemy,” said the lieutenant. "And what led you to suppose they were the enemy?” "Because my tailor was at the bead of them and I saw tfty butcher In the rank». What else could I suppose, sir?” No Hympnlhy. "Charley, dear,” snld young Mrs. Torklns, "you know I never Warne you for anything that is not you» fault." "But when the horse you bet on loses, that Isn't your fault, Is it?” "Charley, dear, the winner was just as easy a horse to bet on as any other, wasn’t It?” "Why-er-yes.” "No one forced you to bet on so:ei other horse?” "No.” “Then I can't see that you deserve any sympathy whatever. W. L. DOUGLAS •3.-&’3 SHOES.'” You can »are from $3 to $5 yea wearing W. L. Douglas $3.50 or $3 They equal those that have been coat ing you from $4.00 to $5.00 The im mense sale of W. L. Douglas shoes proves their superiority over all other makes. Sold by retail shoe deaiers everywhere. Look for name and price on bottom. That Doug lav uo« ( or- onaColt prove« there In value in Ihiuxla» khoen. Corona is the hiirheut grade Pat.Mather made. Fait-Color Ev'leti uied. Our $4 Gilt Edge Line cannot be equalled a' any pnee. Shoes by mail. 2-*> rents extra, liiuxtrated Catalog free. W. L. DO It» LAS. Brockton, Ma»a# Biliousness r« kJ 1 L ’ggj® ro BEAur/rr YOUR HOMES « EOR E7A//SH/A/G CHA/RS. DADLES ELOOf?S Ere _______ ' - ANO DK/CS HARD. /For scwc/i *5Qgt| ¿i» ceno# : 1 1 /NS/ST O// KZ/V G froPAL/r/e-'x RROM DEAL £A> m was failed, by Mrs. Hayes’ First Letter Appcalinir to Mrs. Pliikliiun for Helpt tinny. and he declare# that be felt the lore of the few that died In child “link Mas. I’iNKiiAu: — I have been under Ikmtoii (1< h tors’t»k hood as keenly as would the father of ment for a long time without any relief. They tell m<- I have a fibZu tumor. 1 cannot sit down without great txtln, and the scroll. .» ,• xt.-ndb a small family. >|v J* Farr has two brother#—Enoch and up my spine. I have Is aring-down ( mi ìiln I « >t li back and front Allan. These two men. 62 and (W domen is swollen, and I lui ve had Howing spells for throe yeani M year# old. respectively, have tretweeu pelite is not gcxxl. I cannot walk or boon my feet for any length of ti»« “The symptoms of Fibroid Tumor given in your little lM«.k £ them .">1 children, and 3UH descendant#, simiedi Vi all living. This makes the total num cunitely descril« my case, so I write to you for advice," ber of descendant* of these three K. F. llAYts, Jj'J Dudley SL, (Roxbury) lioaton, Slaaa. brothers 710 souls. Note the result of Mrs. Pinkliain's advice al Although Farr Is now 81, he moves, looks, acts and talks like a man 20 though she advised Mrs. Hayes, of Boston, to take years younger. her medicine—which she knew would help her- her letter contained a mass of additional instruc tions as to treatment, all of which helped to brine about the happy result. Drowning.—Do not forget that per sous who have been under water half nn hour have recovered. Keep work j Ing at them. Roll the l-wly on n bar- j rel. breath Into the mouth, tiathe w ith ' ammonia or alcohol, work Ills arms and legs. Keep at work for an hour at least atxl you will probably nave hl« I mini of th»» Ear. The drum la the cur Is ns thin as paper, nnd thia In stretched like n curtain tietween the air outside and Hint within, and thus, having nothing to sup|sirt It. and tielng extremely delicate, n slap with the hand on the side of the face, made with the force which sudden and vio lent anger gives It. hna In multitudes of cases ruptured thia delicate mem brane. resulting In the affliction of deafness for Ufa. As the right hand Is nlmost always used. It In the left ear which Is stricken; thia elds In account ing for the fact that the left ear Is more frequently affected with deafness than the right. Many of the nllmentii for which phy- slclaiis prescribe bismuth nnd a varie ty of other “aids to digestion” would be entirely relieved by exercise as much as possible In the open air. Even a frail person, one who has fairly reached the age of decrepitude, should CANDY l-e encouraged to use the wheel chair, CATHARTIC receive massage and be taken out of the ts*<l everyday for a while. The •lay should he varied ns much as pos sible. and the body exercised so that it will be possible for It to rest natur ally during the long periods of rest which the disease, whether acute or Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Tante Good. no chronic, necessitates. There are cer Good. Never Sicken. Weaken, or ürit-e. lie. sue. tain diseases which are called fatigue ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ,t. Starling Ressedy Cmapaey. (tirage. Ir-ntreal. Re* Tert. 3tt diseases—tremor, writer's cramp and MH.TH.RAP *nd <’iaranuw»<1 bf allòri«. local spasm. These are all caused by ■ U- IU*DAU gjBiatu Cl KE TuMoeo H müí L the excessive use of special muscles, and no one so afflicted should fall to atop for a certain time each day as long a time an can lie spared, and let the part have the repose which It de mands. This suggestion Is specially meant for teachers nnd operators on the typewriter, and clerks men and women—who spend long days at the desk working over figures. >3 A I ass., Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound ••1 have used your valuable CAS< A- RETS and find them perfect. Couidn t do without them. I have us» d them for some time for indigestion and biliounnf-ss and am no« com Bleteiy cured. Recommend them to •• • - < 1 • nee tried, you will never be without then, id the family." E dw a M ahx , Albany, N. Y. IK distressing case Mrs. Hayes, Boston, the following cured, after everything else Liver Pills LOWEST RATES BLOOD POISON IS NO RESPECTER OF PERSONS Black Hair Many ways t>f Infancy and childboxl aewtn to adult, unnatural; and If cbil- ' ilren chance, as they frequently dto “I hsve used your Hair Vigor exhibit tendencies aulmal rather titan for th e years and am greatly pleaaed with it. It certainly re eathtKlc, we are apt to roasider them stores the originsl color to grsy such as to be properly frowned upen hair. It keep» nty hairsoft.“—Mrs. Yet It might often contribute to one s Helen Kilkenny,New Portlsnd.Me. equanimity If It were borne tn tuind ■ that child Instinct, more frequently Ayer’s Hair Vigor has than reason, Is In the right. For example, the lusty tit of crying been restoring color c_‘— to Incldeut to the baby's bath, although It gray hair for fifty years, may prove annoying to the mother, I* and it never fails to do one of the beet possible tonics for the Infant. The vigorous reaplratlous and this work, either. Increased activity of the muscular tis You can rely upon it sues conduce even more than the fric for stopping your hair tion of the bath towel to a healthful glow of the skin. The Infant that Is from falling, for keeping obstreperous enough to resent »Ith your scalp clean, and for loud crying its nurse's efforts to soothe making your hair grow It, until It Is again In flannels. Is not ll.tt a kwtl«. AU dratiltl«. likely to take cold from Its bath. Again, In the matter of eating, the It your drugrtet cannot supply y •cud u* one doiUr and we will exprete child sometimes exhibits singular ten you a bottle. Bo nure and give the name dencies. From the time a child begins of your ur.vrest eiprvM otti» «». Addreti, J C AYF.it CO , lA»well. M am . to come to the table until the period of youth he often shows strong likes and dislikes. Just how much tendencies < An Apt Description. may be combated Is perhaps of little moment but In the quantity of food “Why do they call the camel the desired each child should be a law i 'ship of the desert?’ ” unto himself. To bribe or coax a “Never could understand it until I child to eat more than he wants Is rode , on one oi ’em,” said the young certainly not commendable. Many man | who had just returned from who, as children, are extremely "del!- abroad. , “Never was so seasick in all cate” in their eating, develop In later | mv life.”—Washington Star. life digestive organs of superior abil. • ir VAII with to «11 vour arm tor ,-««h. w.-n.i lty. | Il I UU »I.OO«n.i a full <1 -<Ti|.ti. u to th« Overfeeding Is never so fraught with i “ PACIFIC COAST LANDS AND LOANS," dangers as In childhood, and In those a ( monthly Journal published in the intereat numerous cases in which the child lu- af ( Beal Estate and Mining largest an«l m> >t paper of it»ela>xin the We>t. Ofllce: stinct opposes the eating of as much Influential 1 HO FINE ST.. SAN FRANCISCO. CALIFORNIA food as Is ordinarily regarded as uor- the ma) It should be respected. In Rdleraon Mitchlne event of a small appetite being the 8UCCES8OR8 TO JOHN !'<><»! E evidence of impaired vitality or dis Foot of Morrison St., Portland. Oregon. ease other concurrent symptoms selli Parsons Hawkeye. Automatic, self Fee lers, Faultless Stump Puller, 1’*‘ horsepower with be so evident as to lead to consulta two hersea. Buckeye Sawmill Machinery. En- tion of a physician. Glowing cheeks ilnes and Boilers. Eiland eticaney Gaaollne ngines. Write us wheu iu waul of anything and sturdy limbs are admirable and in machinery line. a delight to the fond parents, but to many children they are simply not OREGOM t-i PORI LARD natural, and no amount of food can produce them. tt 8CHOO1 FOR G1RU* ■ • I In many children nature exhibits a H cation. Expert teaching in all <ie conservative tendency, and the scraw partinent«. outdoor exert i-e Illus trated book of information sent on ap ny limbs and sallow cheeks may be an plication Indication of conserved energy, by vir ELEANOR TFB’ EITS, Pr n.lfwl. tue of which l ime organ or organs may not be overtaxed during the grow ing age. The diseases of childhood often re sult In temporarily damaged organs, which time and a following of the t That’s what you need; some. Instincts of observation which nature thing tO CUTe yOUT biliOUSneSS meanwhile Improves may entirely ov-1 - - ’y* and regulate your - bowels. You erconie. Thus It Is that many i. need Ayer ’ s Pills. Vegetable; children regarded throughout child hood as delicate and not llkily to sur gently laxative. vive till adult life n t only reach man hood and womanhood, but attain qual Want your moustache or beard ities of extraordinary physical or men a beautiful brown or rich black? Use tal vigor. It Is well to realize that very rare- *y are there two children even In the JtFTT CT? OP DRp.GKT^i ar. r mu>co.. wo»* ,, * h same family similar lu their physical equipments, and that, therefore, no "rule of thumb” method of rearii ng them Is ever eminently successfuL j An inscription on a stone tablet found in the ruins of an old synagogue W anted to See Grandma. in Kaifenfu shows that the Jews first Master Ross Edwards, 4 years of entered China daring the Han dynasty, age, living In Irvington. N. J., was from B. C. 200 to A. D. 226. very fond of his grandmother, and spent most of his time at her home. A Pleasant Dream. “I’ve been thinking of taking a says the Philadelphia Ledger. One aft couple of months off this summer— it ' ernoon he came home from play so very tired that he could eat no din began the man at the deMt. “A couple of months off?” repeated ner, and asked his mother to put him the man near the door. “Why, I to bed. She took him upstairs, and To Chicago, Dubuque and the didn’t know you ever got but a couple when he was ready for bed. said: East; to Dee Moines, Kansas City and of weeks.” “Now, my little boy must say bis the Southeast, via Chicago Great West “I don’t, but I can think about tak prayers." ern railway. Electric lighted trains. ing two months, can’t I?” “I tan't—I am so tired.” Vneqnalled service. Write to J. P. And only the hard-working electric "You want to go to heaven, don't Elmer, G. P. A., Chicago, for informa fan was heard for the next five min you? Then you must say your tion. utes.—Montreal Herald. prayers.” “Are you doin' to heaven, mamma?” Protecting the People. A Discouraged Fighter. “I hope to, and want to see my little The public sentiment in favor of re he boy there.” He isn’t so much of a fighter stricting automobiles to racetracks es used to be.” "Is papa doin' to heaven?” pecially laid ont for them is steadily “No. You see be was always look- “He hopes to.” gaining in strength. Useful eelf-mot- ing for some one who could whip him "Well, you and papa go to heaven, ore are welcome in the highways, but —at least that’s what be said.” and I'll go around and see grandma.” not the racing demons.—New York “Well?” Tribune. “Well, he found him.” He T<M>k a Needed Ite.c. “Yoakum of ’Frisco,” as he is known Population of New Zealand. An linklnd Suggestion. in the railroad world. Is one of the Compared with 1901 the population workers. They say he never tires. One “You love my daughte<?” of New Zealand (851,063, including day a friend called at the Broad street "She’s all the world to me, air.” “Then I don’t suppose yon’il want a 43,143 Maoris) shows an increase last office to see him. It was 4 In the year of 20,263. aett lernen t.”—Exchange. afternoon. He found the president leaning back in a big chair, reading a newspaper and smoking. In surprise he asked what was up. "You see, I've worked pretty hard for the past ten years,” said Mr. Yoak um, “and I think I need a long rest.” The next day the same friend dropped In again. Yoakum shook hands in his hearty way, but »aid: “Glad to see you, but I’m up to my eyes In work. I haven’t much time.” “I thought you were going to take The world to-day is full of innocent sufferers from that most loathsome disease, Contagious Blood Poison. People know in a general way that it is a long rest!” exclaimed his friend. "That's all right. I took it yester a bad disease, but if all its horrors could be brought before them they day, ” said the president. would shun it as they do the Leprosy. Not only the person who contracts it suffers, but the awful taint is transmitted to children, and the fearful sores ■n<4 eruptions, weak eyes, Catarrh, and other evidences of poisoned blood show these little innocents are suffering the awful consequences of some body’s sin. So highly contagious is this form of blood poison that one may be contaminated by handling the clothing or other articles in use by a person afflicted with this miserable disease. There is danger even in drink ing from the same vessel or eating out of the same tableware, as many pure and innocent men and women have found to their sorrow. The virus of Contagious Blood Poison is so powerful and penetrating that within a short time after the first little sore appears the whole System is infected and every drop of blood in the body is tainted with the poison, and the skin is soon covered with a red rash, ulcers break out in the mouth and throat, swellings appear in the groins, the hair and eyebrows fall out, and unless the ravages of the disease are checked at this stage, more violent and dangerous symptoms appear in the form of deep and offensive Bores, copper colored splotches, terrible pains in bones and muscles, and general breaking down of the system. S. S. S. is a specific for Contagious Blood Poison and the only remedy antidotes this peculiar virus and makes a radical and complete cure of the disease. Mercury and Potash hold it in check so long as the system is under their influence, but when the medicine is left off the poison breaks out again as bad or worse than ever. Besides, the use of these minerals bring *. • and _a stomach a 1- troubles of the worst kind, L«»«zl and Awavl frequently pi q _ on Rheumatism duce bleeding and sponginess of the gums and decay of the teeth. S. S. down to hereditary taints cures Blood Poison in all stages and even r reaches ' ' and removes all traces of the poison and saves the victim from the pitiable conse quences of this monster scourge. As long as a drop of the virus is left in the blood it is liable to break out, and there is danger of transmitting the disease to others. S. S. S. is guaranteed purely vegetable and tan be taken without any injurious effects to health, and an experience of Dearly fifty years proves beyond doubt that it cures Contagious Blood Poison completely and permanently. Write for our “ Home Treatment Book,” crhfch describes fully the different stages and symptoms of the disease. iw IWIFT SPECIFIC CO,, ATLANTA, «4s NO RAI I Silt 101 10« ÏHIS IIAH MAN WIIH 39 CHIlOfffN CHILDREN'S INSTINCTS Modern Conveniences. “D sah Maa, 1’iM.iioi: Sometime am I wrote to y m d ing my symptoms and a.-keti your a<lvi»e. You roplied, and I folliard all your directions carefully, and to-day I am a well woman ” T he use of Lydia E. Pink liuto'« Vegetable < Oiiipoond enthsl» expelled the tumor and strengthened nty whole system. I can wu miles now. “Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is worth fhntdol. lars a drop. I aiivi.M- nil women who an- afflicted with tmnoaiff female trouble of any kind to give it a faithful trial." -(>igued)J(M E. F. liAYita, 25'J Dudley St., (Roxbury) lloston, Mass. Mountains of gold could not purchase such tc-timony orlala the place of the health and happiness which Lydia I:. I'lnkUaai Vegetable Compound brought to .Mrs. Ilayes. Such testimony should be acei-ptcd by all women as conrincfar eri-l enee that I.ydin E. Pinkham's Veffetable Compound »taudi without a peer as a n-ntedy for all the distressing ills of women; d ovarian troubles; tumors; Intlamnuilionn; ulceratimi, falling and db placements of the womb; backache ; irregular, suptiresse-l or (Hitifil menstruation. Surely the volume and diaructer of the testimonisi Irf. ter» we are daily printing in the hews|«i)«-rs can leave no room for doubt Mrs. Hayes at her alstvo address will gladly answer any kttrff which sick women may write for fuller information al«>ut her illw* Her gratitude to Mrs. i’inkhani and Lydia E. Pinkham's Vr-grubls Compound is so genuine and heartfelt that she think*« no 11 > *ul>w it ton great for her to take in return for her health and haj>pines- Truly is it said that it is Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable t oss pound that Is curing so many women,and no other me-li* me;don'tluh get this when some druggist wants to sell you something else. C*Cfinn FORFHT ff <-<*»r>n*4 forthwith th«<rln»l l.lt.-t «0.1. .\UtfSS AHU I II I «bovw t—.Um<Md«U, which will provw th«lr ah.olutw .«linl».iirw I0UUUU I.,41. ri„l.l.wi.. M*.U ■..«..., I ma. s«a Hassd on Experience. No Causa tor Alarm. "Sag." queried the janitor, “did it ever occur to you that lieggaie and ped dlers are not superstitious?” "It never did,” replied the elevator man. “Weil they're not,” said the janitor. “It takes more than a aign to keep them out of a building.” “Death loves a shining inark,"qo* ed the young man with the high collar anil noisy tie. “Oh. well, don’t I* utisssy." * joinetl the mat hie-hearted yoongtad. "yoo’re not so brilliant."—Clscim® Enquirer. Waihlngtoa Monument. “Sandy,” said Gritty Georgs, "b* Is where some sarcastic writer aaysdss* ain't much difference betwsss s t'xmpe and de loafers «1st hang oat» de country stores.” “Oh, git oat!” sneered Handy Pi» i “Who ever heard >>( us elttin on Ml Imxeo?"—Chicago News. The Washington monument, the highest in the world, towers 655 feet in the air and is composed of 18,000 blocks of marble, each two feet thick. Comes Natural to Him. Not Oullty. “Qpon is a good fellow, but hia con versational abilities are remarkably The Greek Pike, limited. He has a few stock phrases, common niGGtorG ol The and that's all.” “Well, what else can you expect? lance la Gree e is the pike, t-inals three-quarter, ol sn He's a stockbroker.” yard. J Soft Coal Mines Increase. Ready tor Another Tara. It is stated that on Jan. 1, 1903, It is not surprising that a there were 1,214 bituminous coal mines in operation in Pennsylvania, as com been discovered in Hervia (or »’« Ing” King Alexander. It >• pared with 948 on Dec. 31, 1900. that the tendency towards compw Extremely Rare. and assassination i« eradica Tommy—Pop, what is meant by the »piracy and a»res»iiistion._ln<l“B*r lia Sentinel. sense of humor! Father—The sense of humor, my ton, A Nsw England Sandwich- consists largely of knowing whon not to "How many children haw f"; Ire funny.—Philadelphia Record. asked the friend of his bovli”™ have three. The oldest a»'1 His Wants Defined. , Church -I see that florist wants some are girls, and the second child one to write some advertising verses for My wife calls them the ««n,,w . "HuhI” said the boyhood I him. Old French Adage Affirmed. Gotham—Home nursery rhymes, evi "That’s the first time 1 *’ver ,iT- a sandwich with the tongue on U* A young American lawyer once ap dently.—Yonkers Statesman. aide.” ___ peared In the High Court of England To the Manner Born. to argue n case in which he was also London's itanv ar*v*’'Wf*,hU the defendant. Addressing the court, Crawford—Did he have much trouble Of the 362 burial ‘'roan|f.,1 in he referred to the old French ndnge ’n becoming a bridge policeman? dodartaff that lie Who Hrgue» bi* own1 Crabshaw ” ' ' —Not after it was discov London has had only <®*l*.*.M.nl ,i|H case has a fool for a client. After the ered that he used to Ire a floor walker More than 50 have vanished rom case bud been heard he left for hla and kept the crowd moving in front of entirely; about a hum re<l b• transformed from neg ected. « home In a distant city, having asked a bargain counter.—Judge. eyeroroa Into bright. eheerW I»" 11 friend to notify him by wire when where London’, toilers mmli H Out at Flrat. the decision was given. This was the the tombs during their um ■ J pithy despatch he received,’ “Generally speaking,” began the and the rest, crowded w,,h. * ,nd ‘ Old French adage nffirmedl” feminine end of the sketch, “I— 1 “Yea,” interrupted the villain in the closed alike to the undertake Not Ashamed of the Funeral. rrnbllc. J play, "that’s what you are.”—Chicago The office boy had taken a day off New*. N« M-"*l to attend Ids father's funeral. V,',„, When P. N.U. he came back my friend asked condoi Where Tobacco Is Free. ingly about the obsequies. Alderney is the only place in the rum. »cd “You bet,” i .............. nnl<l the |,Oy sadly, yp( Rritieh Islanda where tobacco la now r »f orldn i .... i i . . ....a- — with a touch of pride, "we burled him nn taxed. out o' sight.’’- Brooklyn Eagle. 3 The I’rop-r Clnssl,l<;at|(,n. , De Style Is he a chip of the old block ? Giinbunta No. I ic ’ r q c | hw oj(j liMii’i’. St. T s O h I m Liiinbcrniai), ^-p'.so’oa The Southwick has the largest rapacity, I« faste«! 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