kl
Ilia Naauiv-
rt.fi..t nse.ll»'i*11 "*
w°
Ths fits« i'«" ‘
, thus by « n.gro,
m»'l» *"
i » dull l*>l*1''' ,"II*H’
who unfortimfl <•
j
1 he Wont Kind of dost.
rn to us through the ages
? v nil's and the sphinxes.
' S presence know n by many
(liar tumors, bunches in the
ES khis eruptions, inflamed
„ s*
ears, rickets, catarrh, w a-t-
à ,
4S- .
ral debility,
liould take
“There's lota of different kinds of
gusts in thia world,*’ remarked th,
man who had traveled some, “but the
gnat that says, when you a.-k him into
a tobacco store to have a cigar: ’Gim
me a pack o’ cigarettes,* comes pretty
nigh to bein' the pup of them all.*’
New Math»«« <>*»■•
Th.Cl.v.ls"’»
pull Of be It
s Sarsaparilla
The Real Thing.
xiu—What does your friend
»'erse? Novels? Tragedies?
she—Great Scott, what do you
n for?
An amateur?
No,
writes advertisements of
-New Orleans Times-Dcmo-
Overmatched.
witness,” said the lawyer,
Kry that your hearing is good"
sir."
v good? Give me an illustra-
X,* Can you bear my watch tick?”
| sir. It's three days since I
S u going into the pawnshop, and
tch must have run down by this
Natural Conclusions.
dere’s milk in paradisedey mus’
cows dar,” said Brother Wil-
, “an of dey got honey dar dey
uv’ have bees, en whar bees is
blossoms, en whar blossoms is
always watermelons in season,
do Lewd!”
War Baloon Test.
The difficulty in damaging a war
loon in midair was recently shown
tests made in Austria. The experi
menters anchored a baloon at a height
of 7,000 feet and had gunners who had
not been given tbo distance try to dis
able it. It required 22 shots to find
the range, even approximately, and not
util the sixtvfourth round was the
baloon hit. It then sustained but a
•light tear, which caused it to descend
slowly.—Chicago Chronicle.
Small Incomes.
Of the 41,000,000 people in England
more than half of them live on an in
come of less than (12 a week, and the
earnings ef 7,000,000 of this number
do sot exceed |6 a week for the family.
Church Tenets and Long Life.
Mrs. Margarets Danielson of Cam
bridge, Minn., is 132 years old. 8he
Is the mother of two Swedish Baptist
ministers and ascribes her long life to
her strict adherence to the tenets of ths
church.
Ml«un<ler»to«>d-
y*id ph?
Would Ke Puiatable.
Churned.
*« ..V.rty....dyoU*tl
get no stipi*r touifihl.
••Why. issopi*'»11 7’r'
Y
“You know very
•• *•'
N.W meal ibe ba*kyst. •»«! heard me
Miss M. nard cured after duo
tors failed I»» h«lp
, «-*«••«
••Lydia E. I’luklinm •
Mblo Compound cured ine after
do. tors lmd ftilejl, a"*» I ^ 'r
other girls to know alsiut it. Dur
ing menstruation I Kuflen-d nio>t
intense paih low i;i the abdomen
and in my limbs. At
had a heavy, depressed feeling
which made niy work seem twice
as hard, and 1 grow i«le »nd thin.
The medicine the doctor gave me
did not *1» me one bit of g““<i. »“'*
I was thoroughly di icoui age*!. I lie
doctor wanted me to stop work, but,
of course, 1 could not do that. I
Anally began to take Lydia I'»
Viul jiam’s Vegetable C oiii | h » iiii <1
and felt lietterafter taking the tlp*t
bottle, and after taking bix bottles
I was entirely cured, and am now
in jvi feet health, and I am so grate
fui
f >r it.”— Sii*»
naki \
ful f>r
Miss Gxomttfi
G koh . iik .M(
M fsaki
^
537 15.
IL 152ntl
152nd 8t.,
St., New York City.—
railing an hour ago."
..ov-er-l thought
applaudin' ds Iwmbaggar I mads-
W m
Svile «Iblee and W««-
In Na««»
*,'T’ U®,’r>’
».Into Park ,ow. I. • Htjls »hop whom
proprietor evidenti? ladieves that be
I. going to >•«•'• .u.toi.i.ie both
a
coming and a gwme.'
H» •'»•
•
„nail window (or lhe ^'»7
«are» »odio Ibi» ere grouped Bible»,
prates
books,
miniatsre
loulelte
wheel», dice and playing eards.
Why Appetite 1» Nssfisd-
Food sstsn without appetite always
esuess g»strie disturbance, becauea un
it »a the er- r«tarv glands ot Hie stomach
„re stimulated by a deeira for food no
iligeetiw jiiu»» •»• •atrud.’d into the
If the blood is in good condition at the beginning of the warns season,
you are prepared to reaiat disease and are not apt to be troubled with boils,
pimples, blackheads and blotches, or the itching and burning akin eruptions
that make one’s life a veritable torment and misery.
Now is the time to begin the work ef cleansing and building up the
blood and strengthening the weak
places in your constitution. During the HORRIBLY AFFLICTED WITH BOILS.
cold winter months we are compelled
X had a horrible
Composer—How much ought
to live indoors and breathe the impure
attack ef bolls
air of badly ventilated rooms and of
that broke out all for my new song?
Critic—Six months.
over ay body and
fices. We over-work and over-eat, and
from vrhloh I
get too little out-door exercise, and our
The Strenuone Life.
could got no poa-
systems become clogged with impuri
■ibis relief until
Caterby—What are you doing In
ties and the blood a hot-bed of germs
I boraa taking town? I thought you were living In
and humors of every kind, and warm
your medicine, '• | the country playing golf, ping pong,
weather la sure to bring a reaction,
and from my ox*
tether ball and going to dances. '
and the poisonoua matter in the blood
porloaooX oaa
I’eterkln— I am. But I have to come
and system will break out in boils and
safely say 8. 8. S.
Is the beat blood to town occasionally to get rested.
pustules or scaly eruptions and red,
disfiguring bumps and pimples. Make purifier la the world.
Mrs. M. r. BMTTIIU,
He Knew.
8 good beginning this season by taking
Wytheville, Ta.
Teacher—I feel for you. Tommy. I
a course of 8. 8. 8. in time; it will not
feel for you every time I have to pun
•nly purify your blood and destroy the
germs aad poisons, but promote healthy THE BE8T TONIC AND APPETIZER, ish you.
Whlls living in bh.rman, Tsx., Ibs-
Sam. a victim of Inpur., watery
lood. I ran dawn la app.tlt. ana
anerry ; was scarcely a a la to gat
about and had to stop a* and rant
oooaalonally. I took B. B. B. and ba-
f’an to improve at onoa, and- after a
borough course booamo strong sad
I think B. 8. B. the best medicine X
over used as an appetiser and gea«
oral tanlo.
J. G. BCOTT,
811 Kailread street,
Komo, Ga.
Tommy-Well,
right that time.
you
found
me
all
They Obstructed the View
Prospective Customer-What have
you got In the way of fruit this morn
continually haunted by the fear of
ing, grocer?
indigestion every time you eat, or
Grocer (misunderstanding) — Oh, a
troubled with dizziness, nervousness
couple of boxes of soap, sir, but I
and sleeplessness. There is no reason
to dread the coming of warm weather if you have your system well fortified can easily remove 'em.—Columbia Jes
and the blood in a normal, healthy condition. It is the polluted, sluggish ter.
blood that invites disease germs, microbes and poisons of every kind and
bring on a long train of spring and summer ailments, break down the con
stitution, snd produce weakness, lassitude, and other debilitating disorders.
Bczema, Acne, Nettle-rash, Poison Oak and Ivy, aad other irritating skin
troubles are sure to make their appearance unlesa the humors and poisons
are antidoted and the thin, acid blood
made rich and atrong before the coming
of warm weather.
A course of S. S. 9. now would be
a safe precaution and a good.beginning
’i’"”..........
in comfort
•W'i ■<« V- •
;5'
’•
Lente It wlih hi»>
J. 0. AS KU Co., Low«ll,
Weloraon M mv I i I hv y«,
Ml C< I «OHM io
|’,M||
| <M»I »I Mueriau«« Mt., I'uflUnd
llAwkovr, titlo'i
>Rulllt»»a Mu tu I» Puller. I
twu II* t "«"»
I . ■» . V ,
I
■ me* «ml Holier«
I li ati>|
P liRiiira
W » It« ua w h « h h
I m ui«* hlnery line.
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An Appreprlete Name.
Ed ia—I don't know whether to call
my Boston bull terrier Pompey, Cipio
or Caesar.
Arthurf who has had a ea<l experi
ence with the terrier) — 1 think Agrip
pa would be a very suitable name fur
him.
Bird Superstitions.
In many parts of England there are
curious nuperstitions about birds. The
etonechat, for instance, is helieved to
be continually chatting with the evil
one, so it is held in had repute, and as
the raven commonly impersonates hi.
•■able majesty it is ranked in the same
• ategory of evil birds.
Sometimes,
however, the raven’s appearance, so it
is held, forebodes a death.
At wt. Lonis.
Quinn Airships will be ail the rage
SOOD.
De Fonte—Well, it Is nothing un*
usual for people to fly in a rage.
Knewjhi Daughter.
"Well, have
‘you * found ’a stage Câr
*.
reer all that you hoped? Has Dame
Fortune smiled on you?”
J
Rtreniioin Korea.
Maymt-Are you going to the
shore this summer?
Edyth—Not me. I bored almost, to
death there Inst year.
Mayme—Not enougli men?
Edythe—No; too many mosquitoes.
Real Mean of Him.
"I don’t wish to take up your time,"
the caller said, "unless you think It is
likely I might Interest you in the sub
ject of life insurance.”
“Well,” replied the man at the desk,
“I’ll not deny that I have been think
Ing some about It lately. Go ahead.
I'll listen to you.”
Whereupon the caller talked to him
45 minutes without a break.
"And now,’’ he said at last, "are
you satisfied that our company Is one
of the best and that our plan of doing
business Is thoroughly safe and con
servatlve?”
"Yes.”
"Have I convinced you that we fur
nish as good Insurance as any other
company and at rates as cheap as you
can get anywhere?”
“Yes, I am satisfied with the show-
Ing you make. Perfectly satisfied.”
“Well, don’t you want to take out
a policy with us?”
"Me? Oh, no. I'm a life Insurance
-1.......................
No «ItAAhlH
•
’
« 1 1,.
«hotorllfiig
• <•» sehlriB
A Conversation OvethenrS.
"iiuodii»»s graciuue, Mau 1«, where
am you going with tba' big bunt ii ot
ro-s» auii those boxes »1 candy?”
fSOOO
foff’H If
1*1'[J*** "H” ****'1
“Why, haven't you beard? They’ve
fSOOO forfilt
!f "¡I
vii"»!
got just «me of the lovlieet murderem
Lydia E. I’fnkham
VeeeUble
tain ’a s Vegctebl«
in the county jail that over was!
ban
Con: pollini <’iir<u* female
tenni li* ills
ili* w
" uoM
all utliar lucana liuto fallosi.
Negative Virtue'. Reward.
“Why, papa.” »he argued,
know Arbuthnot never dunks, chew»,
• moke«, gambles uor swears.”
"Yes, I know,” the tugged, unto-
mantle old man answered, "but 1 don't
want a chap (or a son-in-law who mere
ly doesn't do thing»." - Chicago Rec
ord-Herald.
Any Present Surprising.
Mr. Krochett—I’m going to surprise
you on your birthday.
Mrs. Krochett (coldly)—indeed?
Mr. Krochett—Yes; can’t you guess
what it i-?
Mrs. Krochett—If you really mean
Hie Love.
to surprise me I suppose you're going
"Poor fellow, he loves her for all to give me some sort of a preeant.
he’s worth.”
An Eye for Business.
“He loved her more than that yes
terday.”
Grandma Toogood (solemnly)—Adsr
“How do you mean?”
vour grandma dies who will give you
"He borrowed a ten-spot from me any pennies?
Terror Knott Toogood (aged six)—
to send her some Easter flowers.”—
Why, you won’t take your pocket book
Philadelphia Press.
to heav n, will you, grandma?—Judge.
An KnJojrable Kvenlntr.
"Yes, I went to the musicale last
night and had a delightful time.”
"Last night? Why, the storm wns
so terrific I should think it would
have kept most of the guests away.”
“It did keep some away, and for
tunately they were the ones who were
expected to supply the music.”—
Washington Star.
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t tua»«' BHlltffilltg ul«|«<
Alcohol,
Cfiuni,
Tobacco
Using at *
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from baaind, when tha more rUlt*J*f*
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pion lk«r|»A lhe wlin’l« ' <• 1' ” gfoiJM
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Ron, Sour Stomach, Diarrhrfcs
Worms,(.onvulsions .Feverish
ness and Loss of SLEEP
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!..
: COLUMBIA UNIVERSO?!
Potato—Well, old one-eye, how did you like the circus?
Needle—Oh, not at all! Couldn’t see anything. There were too many
rings going on at the same time.
Potato—Gee! I thought it tine; had a great time.
Needle—Well, why shouldn’t you think it tine? With all your eyes you
you id see all the rings at once.
of dealing wid him, an’ a man who am
Fomethlng in It.
known to be upright can’t trade mewls
Mrs. Chugwater—Josiah, do you be
widout gittin* de wurst of it. Dat’s
Too Practical.
lieve there Is anything in palmistry?
probably de reason why so many of us
Bess—Why did you break off your
Mr. Chugwater—Yes; I have been
am dodgin between de two extremes.—
told that some palmists get as high as engagement with Jack?
Detroit Free Press.
Nell—I asked him to guess my age
$100 a week out of it
-and he did.
Unintentional.
Jarred*
Very “Shock in«.“
Toast Master (to chairman of public
dinner)—Would you like to propose
Young Housekeeper—Please send me
your toast now, my lord, or should we
two pounds of butter, a dozen eggs
let ’em enjoy themselves a bit linger?
and a box of seeded raisins.
—Bunch.
Grocer—Anythin else, ma’am?
Young Housekeeper—Why, yes; you
might send two pounds of those elec
tric currants I hear so much about.
I’d like to try them in the fruit cake
and see If they are any better than
the old kind.
All
Cunauli font duetor ir !>•
th»» 4.1 •• h.
It l>- I.,
I— l«h« It. Ilia» >l»»‘l lab« » ||,
Sp:»d of Weterepout,
Relaxation.
A waterspout spins with enormous
**I feel happy today,’’ said tbs club •peed. Its velocity at the era level
woman. “1 haven’t a thing in the baa bm estimated at sis miles a mtn-
world to do, not a club to attend.
uts.
I’m going to clean bouse and have a
goi.d time.’*
Sorer Practical Adv les.
It is not ner-esMtry to leave your
Ezpenslve.
home and friend«, give up your occupa
Husband—A penny for your
tion or put on a uniform to do good.
thoughts.
Here is a simple way: When you hear
Wife—It'll cost you more than that.
a good thing said about a man, tell
I wns thinking of a new gown.—New
him. This line ol missionary work
York Jour. al.
uoea not take any of your time from
your legitimate trasinees.
Unreasonable Slater.
Mamma— >Vhy, Herbert, what in lhe
Tbs Subject Me I Iked Best.
world is the matter with sister?
“
You
talk »ell on ths subject In
Herliert—Aw we was just a playin’
haunted house, an’ she was ths ghost, which yon am most interested,” said
an’ I give her a little chain to «waller the impertinent girl.
“And wlist i. that?’’ ssid the man,
so ' b she would clank every time she
moved, an' now she's a-cryin’ an* nays smelling * compliment.
"Yourself,” said the impertinent
she don’t want to be the ghost any
girl demurely.
more!—Magazine of Humor.
No Lie.
“I don’t think it is a nice thing to
say of Mrs. Odsent that she got her
husband at a bargain counter.*’
“Oh, but it’s true.
He was the
Good Advice.
young man that saved her life in a
“You have bad some experience with
crush at a glove eale at Spotcash’s one
the fair sex,” said the Inexperienced
day.’*—Chicago Tribune.
youth who had been jilted; “how is
the best way to get around a girl!”
Uncle Reuben Says.
“With your arms!” tersely replied
A man who gits ds reputashun of be
in’ dishonest will find de people chary the old-timer.
Ik . IO< . II.
stomach.
A Good Beginning
action of the Liver and Kidneys and
give you a good appetite at a time
when yon need it most.
8. 8. S. improves the digestion and
tones up the Stomach, and you are not
It’s too risky, playing
with your counh.
The first thing yOu
know it will be down
deep in your lungs and
the play will be over. Bc.
gin early with Aycr’j
Cherry Pectoral and stop
the cough.
lbs lurrel.
Reginald- Bah Jove, that barbab
“Yes. stranger," drawled
State farmer, "that traiu Is loaded uhould la’ more progressive.
Harry lu what way?
With butter.”
Regluald Well, if lie must get that
"But I thought It was a milk train?"
shaving soap in a fellow's mouth he
Interposed the city man.
“So it was. but coming down the should have It flavored with vaullla
mountain It left the track and when and wlutergreen.
It got back again all the milk liil d
Easily Arco ut p Halted.
been churned to butter."
■’I'd like to lie popular out here,”
said the millionaire from the East,
Poor Th o ui ns.
medicine than Piso’s Cure for Consump
•Wai. pard,” drawled Amber Pete,
tion. Price 25 cents.
"If you want the boys to think you
are any good you must kill your
Passing Belief.
man.”
Miss Giddy—What did he say when
"That so? All right. I'll have my
you told him I was married?
chauffeur let me run my automobile."
Miss Speits—Well, he seemed mr-
prieed.
At the Dinner Party.
Miss Giddy—Did he ask to whom?
Gunner- What a 1*0111 and reserved
Miss Speits—No, but he asked ‘bow
beauty Miss Beacon is! Bite preferred
it happened.’—Philadelphia Press.
to walk Into the dtnlug room uueseort-
ed.
Just Like a Maa.
Guyer—Yes, she reminds us of time
Husband—Suppose we attend Dr.
and tide.
Thirdly’« lecture tonight, my dear.
Gunner—How Is that?
Wife—But I have nothing to wear.
Stone-Cutter—What name shall I cut
Gnuyer—She waits for no man.
Husband—Oh, then we’ll go to the on the headstone?
opera.
He Carried on Warfare.
Widow — Simply
put
"Thomas
“That’s won on me!” said the gen
Burns.”
Plays a Losing Game.
eral’s horse, as the enemy surren
Not Angling.
Brownovich—I understand Green has
dered.—Columbia Jester.
"Well, there is one thing that can
heart trouble.
be
said
of
Crawfoot.
Although
he
A Bad One.
Smithinsky—Yes; snd be also has
The Husband (during the quarreb—
went tl»hing himself on tne Sabbath
spade, club and diamond trouble.
You’re always making bargains. Was
he didn’t let his little son fish.”
PITA Permanently Cured. No fltaor nerroutneffiB
“I am glad to hear that Was the there ever a time when you didn’t?
IIIV after first day’s use of Dr. Kline’s Ureal Nerve
The Wife—Yes, sir; on my wedding
Restorer. Send for Free S2 trial bottle and treaties boy at Sunday school?”
Dr. K H. Kline, Ltd-.Ml Arch BL, Philadelphia, F a
“No, baiting the hooks.
W. th. underritned. bar. known r. J. Cte.n.y
for the pait 15rear«, and belter, him perfectly
honorabl. In all businem transaction* and fln-
ancially able to carry out any obligations mads
by their flrm.
W sbt A T scax .
Wholeaale Urugflit., Toledo,
W aldino K iknam A M astu »,
Wholesale Pruggi.ta, Toledo. O.
Hall’.Catarrh Care li taken interully.aetlng
ilrectly sn th. blood and muoou. »urfaeeiaf
lhe .y.t.m. Price 75c per bettl.. Bold by ail
flrusrtiti. Te.tim.nlal« free.
Hall’. Family Pill. ar. the bML
u
SZ.V. mmut. elthvut beet!««
Between Friends.
Municipal Tramways Pay.
Mayme—I hear you are going to be
:-wcastle-on-Tyne municipal tram- married again.
Why, I’ve never
Edyth—Again?
, have resulted in a profit to the
been tied up as yet.
. of (40,000 in fifteen months.
Mayme—No, but I can’t recall tne
number of times you were “going to
Manchurian Trade.
e increase in the imports of Man be.’*—Chicago News.
ia in ten years has been, in the
A Bright Student.
ous commodities, 100 to 500 per
At a medical college some students
, The 'cuctoms revenue in 1902
1910,000. The great growth in were being questioned in anatomy, and
....... . le has resulted from free exportation one of them was asked, “What muscles
have their origin in the popliteal
oeans, bean cake and bean oil.
■
-
space” The bright student promptly
replied, “Well, there's that one with
The denluses.
IWe are not in favor of pensioning the durned long name, and I don’t re
liuses. If this were done, it woult* member the two others.”
ian a deathblow to the newspapers,
BUW’B TWIST
all newspaper men will quit work
Id live on their pension.
We offer On. Baadred bollan ttoward for say
ess. of Caturrh that can not bscurwd by Halls
Too Muck Ambition.
Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENKT AC.,, Propa, Tol«do, O.
•‘I can’t understand why you dis-
•rged my boy. You advertised for a
y with ambition, and be’*—
“That’s just it, madam—that’s just
He wasn’t in the place two days
fere be had his feet on my desk •nd
as smoking my cigars.’’
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quick consumption. I then be..„
to USS Ayer's Cherry Pectoral 1
improved st once, and am now in
perfect health.'’ Ches. E. 11.«
man, Gibbstown, N. Y.
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Ernie—So they eloped?
Edith—Yes. their parents paid the
>ecific for scrofula, effecting village blacksmith not to shoe their
•nderful, radical and peruia- horse, but they eloped in an automo
bile.
Be sure to get Hood’s.
Ernie—That was nice, I suppose
Sarv Evidence.
love laughs at blacksmitns •a well ••
v do you know that he went locksmiths.—Chicago News.
S’
the mule kicked him that
Too Rapid for Him.
he hain’t never come down
He—I was held up for a minute or
«anta Constitution.
two by Mrs. Talkington just now.
She—That so? What did she have
On Equal Footing.
to say?
■Dere’s one boss thing •bout
He—Gee whisx!
I haven’t got a
obo union.
stenographic memory. — Philadelphia
MWot’s dst?
Ledger.
Ev'ry feller’s a walkin’ dele-
ltimore American.
For coughs and colds there la no better
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