rwy
-e
tí
<■
d
ma—< ns
of acrof-
oozirg,
the face,
DANQEROU8 8HOWER BATH.
is'
An Ideal Woman's Medicina
Volawse of Water Almoat Drownad
Adv»uturou» Tuuth.
A story Is told In tbe World's Work
of a youth who, partly from Ignorance,
partly from a spirit of foolhardy ad
venture, put his life In Jeopardy. He
and his companion were speudlng a
vacation tn the Yosemite Valley, and
had been fishing tor mountain trout
on the Illilouette.
"To-morrow," he said, “I shall take
a shower bath uuder tho 1,700-foot
fall.”
“You are a fool I" said his compan
•SS yí
'6
[ civil WAR'S FIRST VOLUNTEER
Maj. Chari«» F. !»•■<•.Who la »till
I uk at Waahiniftou.
U t -
Say» I’- M' c' (h*’
of
The first volunteer for tbe Cl*11 " *’
Is still living He Is Dr. Charles ».
Rand, of Washington. D. < . reth«l|
from active prac
r*n,r..PÍÍu‘‘....... . thorough.
tlce by reason of
t r o u b I e • o m •
wounds recai v»d
nearly forty yeti»
ago.
A certltlcate Is Í a JJ m
,, erun *”
tbe Capitol of New ,
Say»
<l€e-
York State at AI-[ Dr M
G<* 1« ■>«" ”* •**»
In a letter
bany attests ths
Kan
priority of Dr.
Baud's tender of
bls service». Tbs
pH. C. r. HA.Nl». certificate is slgued uart of the pra< ti< Ing |>liy»l‘ l»n l"
Kt. . ............... . .
but . ...... ......
I by the Mayor and two prominent citi-
sens of llauivia. N. Y., also by tbo one medido, cure» l.undrad» o
County Clerk and the Sheriff of Gene it dein«n»l»•'«•» I«» o«'1 Y«11'" “,,d 11 *’
to*
see County, stating that In I«*» ‘h“u not need the audorsem»»» <4
10 mluutes after the call of I’reeldeut
Llm'oln, April 15. 1*11. for '5tMK) vo1' ‘^Peruns ha* performed «» m<my
i IB
I
J
Husband (angrily)—I never saw a
Hjtnnl dilli- •'OIU»U *• bard to please as you are.
minute for "'If® (calmly)—My dear, you forget
II
|Di it.
that I married you.—Chicago Dally
. News.
;
1 Making progress: “WHJams. have
Ì without a you named tbe baby yet?” “Almost Ion.
“Not at all," came the reply. "Tbe
' "Because
We've got tbe two graudmotbera to I river Is very low. What there Is of It
f «to
to give me
Philadelphia agiee to arbitrate the case."—Chicago turns to spray In tbe first hundred
I
j Tribune.
feet; It will simply come down like j
rain.
Why,
you'd
go
under
tbe
Bridal
|
Patience
—
Did
you
aay
aba
came
...
" I
from fighting atock? Patrice—Yea; her Veil yourself! Only that's prosaic. [
n.
romance con- mother and father were both members This Is something big. Come on."
of church choirs tn their early daya—
“Not I.”
a?”
Ata
But I was there to see. The water,
ut it. Our re- Yonkers Statesman.
/I
.nv wife main-
unteera waa takeu from the wires the
Mrs. Gramercy—Do you think It was as be had said, came down, a consid
//
11 there is is an lnteutlonal slight ou tbe part ot erable part of it. In rain and spray that
name
of
Charles
F.
Rand
was
enrolled
So says Mrs. Josie Irwin, of
¿y
itrried me to Mrs. Newrlch? Mrs. Park—Why, no, flew out on the wind Incredible dis
las a soldier. Among all the war rec- KeVorlXn.a»tlfod i< •«»«».»
'«5 IP
325
So.
College
St.,
Nashville,
Sun.
tances.
But
to
crawl
down,
dressed
lu
i orils at Washington there 1« none of an regular and P»lnle»s mcn.truatto«.
my dear. She hasn't been a lady long
■'
___ _
ÍX
F/i
enough to know how to ba rude.— a bathing suit, closer to the main Tenn., of Lydia E. Pinkham’s earlier enlistment than that of Dr. «ra» leucorrhoaa «nd ovarlan ‘rouble,
a, at Ion
szaiion.
stream that falls to the pool and upon Vegetable Compound.
Rand, am! the honor lias therefore and build.« up th» entire sy.lcm.
Puck.
- were
| »bo anuida» L ana ol the tinc.t ca
been given hlui by common consent.
In Boston: Tbe Policeman—Say, son, tbe rocks, with a murderous swish In
Never in the history of medicine haa
tarrh remedie» I know of. I heartily
the air and a roar In the ears like a
Not
only
was
Dr.
Rand
the
first
vol
are
you
lost?
Child
—
No,
sir.
I
know
the demand for one particular remedy
for granted.—
my whereabouts perfectly, but I pre railway train, was daring to foolhardi for female diseases equalled that at unteer for the Civil War. but be waa endorse yoiu medicine."—M. 0. Gee, think Parana is a grant n1Kf|t.|u,.,
ness.
At
any
moment
a
veerlug
wind
tained
bv Lydia E. Pink hum’. also the first soldier to wtn the Oon- M Mr«. E. T. Gaddi», Marlon, N. C-. I» womankind."—Mm. E. T Gaddi, ”
sume my father and mother would like
to be directed to where I am.—Kansas might swing the whole mass upon the Vegetable Compound, and never gresalonal medal of houor for distin
Women ara a»p«< tally liable lo' ,
tall, slim figure backing tentatively ou during the lifetime of this wonderful guished galantry In action. This event one of Dr. Hartman’s grateful patients. |
City Independent
' all fours down the Jagged talus slope, medicine has the demand for it been occurred at Blackburn's Ford. Va , Iu She ranmiltol him hr letter, (ollowcl or Mtatfk, (rural., w.<#khMl „ T’
gj will be pleased to
The Owner—See here! You want to
great as it is to-day.
commonly < alle<l.
-one dreaded divease
his eye-glasses glinting cheerfully. A so From
■B to cur. in sii Ila handle that trunk more carefully! Tho
the Atlantic to the Pacific, less than three months after his enlist his directions, »ml i» uow »hie to say
Penina oci-upfos • nnlqu# jsahio# |.
HaU'aCatsrrh Cure
steady breeze kept the fall swung out and throughout the length and breadth ment. His command was ordered to the following.
»own to the medical Porter—I'll look out for it sir. I know a little the other way. and the spray
"Before I commenced to take 1 »ru medical science. It is th# <>n|r 1#tw
of this great continent come the glad retreat, and every man obeyed »ave
aconatitutional d:a- a man who let one fall on bla toes last
■tuttonal treatment.
burgeoned out far np the other slop«. tidings of woman’s sufferings relieved young Rand, at the time but 18 yeara na I eonhl not do any hard work with nal systematic catarrh remedy k00Wn
Sen internally, actins month, an' be ain't out of the boepltal
by it, aud thousands upon thousands of age. The rest of bls battalion, num out »offering great pain. I took Peru to the medical profoMi,ia today. (’,.
The
roar was deafening.
4nd mucoua aurfacea yet”—Town and Country.
Istroyinf the founda-
All at once the wind shifted, The of letters are pouring iu from grateful boring 500 men, was swept In disorder ns, »ml can »»• with pleasure that It tarrb, aa everyone will admit, htu
women
saying that it will and posi
f riving the patient
To Its detriment: “One thing can be water swung back, and in a flash tbe
has done more for me than any other ranee of ono-haf the .lieeaa.-# whkb
it he conatitution and
tively
docs cure tho worst forma of from the field, but Hand belli his medicine I have ever taken. Now I atllict mankiml. Catarrh audrturrbd
said
about
our
opera-houses,
”
remark
l ita work. The pro-
human figure was blotted out In a female complaints.
j ground, notwithstanding the fact that;
[faith iu its curativa ed the Observer of Events and Things;
deluge that turned me sick. For a
the Held was plowed by shot and shell am a« well aa ever; I do all my own ■lleea«»« atllict one-half ot tbe peobl.j
One Hundred Dollars
5Ira. I'inkhaui invites all wo all
to cure. Send for lial “too much attention seems to have second, that seemed an hour, It play
about him. The enemy finally ah-1 work and it never hurt« mo at all. I the United Htutee.
men
who
are
puzzled
iibout
been given to the acoustic properties of ed on the spot fiendishly. It seemed to
aolutely
refused to tire at the boy,
<EY • CO., Toledo, O.
If you do not derive prompt and »a'l.factorv results from the use of p,.
their health to write her at Lynn,
the boxes.”—Yonkers Statesman.
me, standing horrified there, and then Mass., for advice. Such corrm standing bravely alone and shooting at ruca write »t once to Dr. Ilarlman. giving a full statement of your cas» U4
tbe beat.
Salesman (recommending blue neck slowly it swept away.
spondence is seen by women only, them as coolly as If he had a thousand he will be pleased to give you his valuable advke grail«.
tie with large pink spots) — But
s flood.
Address Dr. Hartman, President ot the Hartman Sanitarium, lulumbui
And then there was a movement, a and no charge is made.
men at his back. Rand then crept
across a deep ravine and joined the Ohio.
sr—Have you any wouldn't you like one like that? I'm painful, crawling movement down
'ill eradicate wrin- selling a lot of them this year. Sar there on tne slope, and I scrambled
cotnmnud of Gen. A. II. Barnum.
fleneva.
castic Customer—Indeed! Very clever down tbe slippery rocks to help a blink
Dr. Rand's patriotism and gallantry
Limited Opportunity.
The Moat Delkate Scale.
Only
32
per
cent
of
the
inhabitants
ruggist —No, ma'am, ot you. I'm sure.—Harvard Lampoon. ing, creeping, much-surprised youth, of Geneva are natives of the city; 21 ! have been recognized by two Govern-
“Ilid you call at Roller's bouse?"
Tbe moat delicate scale is mad# by
toaration that will fill
All day: “Her novel is not one of bleeding from a hundred cuts, up to pre cent are fiom other Swiss places, [ ors of the State of New York am! by inquired the young doctor's wife.
tiling one end of a tin» thread of glaae.
I tlirra Presidents. He was twice per "Yes, and I wish lie had sent for me The atom to be weighed isplace.1 st It,
o Tribune.
the ephemeral successes.” "Indeed?" where bls clothes lay. He was still and 47 per cent are foreigners.
sonally honored by Preaident Lincoln. sooner."
“Oh, yes.. It was published before 9 too dazed to speak. When his breath
free end and the degree nt the lending
cal Thing.
o'clock In the morning, and was not returned and his extra glasses were I inTt The peerlevt hktrt Supporter and Faacsn- New York remembered him with a
"Gracious! Is he serioosly III?"
ut the thread under It is noted. Tbit
LAUlfov er H the best. No Button«. Buckle«,
and polished that completely forgotten until quite a bit perched again on his nose, he said:
Hook» or Pin», All your neighbors will want gold medal appropriately inscribed, and
"Quite the revreae. I'm afraid he'll has to be done under a (I sm ebicb
»>
svini '¿’ m ' l'or Bainole and price to nwent«. LA the United States government baa pre
“The oceans fell upon me. Come it.
after 6 o'clock In the evening.”—Life.
lie
all right again before I gel iu a half magnifies 100 limes.
FOI.I.ETIE
CU.,
Boom
17,
Cambridge
Block,
Whenever a person
Portland, Ur.
sented him with a plot in the most dozen visits.”
“How Is your youngest daughter get back to New England."
» always calls it ren-
The (treat Worry.
beautiful part of Arlington ceimeery.
RULRSON MAOHINERY OO.
n't she?’’—Chicago ting on with her music?” “Splendid
EMERSON’S TRUE PLACE.
where, at the proper time, tbe State of
I 'll. cean -
>hn I’oole)
Making Allowances.
W.ary Waggle#—Are ye interrstsd
ly,” answered Mr. Cumrox; ‘Tier In
Foot of Morrison Street, Portland, Oregon
New York will erect a monument
structor says that she plays Mozart In 1 “Share» with Hawthorn, and 1 Po«
Bronson—1 don't »«• why >ou should in these cliainlese bicycles, Tim?
The Eli (.aK.-line F iiginc A child can run It
worthy of the first man to offer hl. be so angry at tour eon for marrying. Tired Tim—No; the chainlees dog is
Valve« and all working part« covered up 2 h
hnanent Core.
a way that Mozart himself would I
Primacy of American Lettera.“
P , 1135; 4h. P, 1210; e h. p , flu). “Put iu a lit services as a volunteer during tbo
Emerson shares with Hawthorne and tle Gaaoline and then go to sleep.”
We have to make allowances for the the only thing that worries un
mean to say that Chris- never have dreamed of.”—Washington
for illustrated catalogue and for price great rebellion.
Wied's Comic.
I
Poe the primacy of American lettera. on Write
Star.
young you know.
■ed you?
anything you naed in the machinery tine.
Munson—Confound it, that's what
“How Is your daughter getting on ,Whitman must be counted with them
SIRAWBERRIES IN LESS FAVOR
Could Mention Two.
'' I I'm kicking about! 1 not only have to
ppendictis?
with her music?” "Splendidly,” an as an original force In poetry. His lm- PORTLAND ACADEMY
"By tl>a way," said the doctor, "th«
Of Christian Science.— swered Mrs. Cumrox; “she can go to , agination had more volume and flow;
Doctor« I.ooklne Aakaucc at Them - make an allowance for bio:, but now
AN ENGLISH AND CLASSICAL
1'11 have to make one for hie wife, too. proeidenl is talking about the 'lighting
SCHOOL FOR BOYS AND GIRLS
Cooked Food Recomturn led.
a classical conceit and tell exactly he had command, at his best, of a tell
Fits both for EaAtvrn coHtten. Prim try «nd
virtue«.’ What fire tin-» ’’
where to applaud without watching ing freshness and effectiveness of (irainiiinr
In spite of the strawberry's ceutu-
Kratlet* included. A hall for girl«, with
N a good cough medicine,
"Well," rea|>nnded the profMwr,
Civic Pride.
tbe appointment* and supervision of a careful
phrase; but in power of organization.
riea of .popularity, It la by no im-ana
hmne. ! o. ;ttioii in one of tl,.- n. .( t . .mufiil
bughs and colds for forty tbe rest of the audience."—Washing
"I don't know what we're goin* to do "there are benevolence and caution. 1«
In discernment of spiritual qualities,
regions of the Pacific coast. Climate mild and
ton Star.
iggista, 25 cents.
a
wholesome
fruit
for
everybody.
It
healthAil. For catalogue adtlrcas
Inatance. They are alaayt fighting
The Count (old enough to be a grand he falls far below the Concord poet. PORTLAND ACADEMY, PORTLAND, OREGON la not easily digested raw, aud doc about them two leadin' citizens," said
each
other."—Chicago Tribune.
Jog for a Chance.
Broncho
Bob.
"rhey
’
re
lookin'
lor
For
It
la
as
a
poet
that
Emerson
must
tors usually forbid It to children uu-
father and after Ml*» Moneyton)—I
one another with sis shooters from
Dg—This paper says that a haf asked your mamma and she gif be reckoned with; the limitations of
der (J.
Whet He Married On.
sold his wife for <8.
Its acid Is peculiarly uuwboleiome 1 mornin’ till night." "Has an insult
her consent—and—now I—er
Miss his prose, the lack of order in his
[ wonder if it will ever be Moneytun—I am so glad! But won't it thought, and of thorough and large
"Toni lllgglneide married, yon •V.
for persons of rheumatic teudeucy, passed?" "No, It wasn't an Insult,
run across a fellow who is be funny to call you papa?—Lippin structure In his style, are due to the
and tbe fruit la little loss than a poi but some doubt aria an to which wan ou 110 a week? That took nerve uj-
loney away?—New York cott's Magazine.
poet's method In dealing with his sub
son to some constitutions. The doc the oldest inhabitant, an’ they’re Ixitlr how. What was he working at?"
"Nothing. It was the girl that
jects.
He
has
enriched
our
literature
tor
books do not set down the «truw determined to settle the question fur
A London clockmaker has placed the
good an* all.
earning the |10."
with
a
few
poems
of
such
directness
berry
among
the
vegetable
poisons,
following notice In bla window: "Tbe
«ot Too Precipitate.
of vision, such captivating simplicity
but what Is popularly known as straw
orgie, dear,” she said to the misguided creature who removed the of Imagery, such ultimate felicity of
berry poison Is very common at the
thermometer
from
this
door
bad
better
y don’t you go to papa to-
phrase, that they will lay hold of the
spring seuson of the year, says the
,sare dangerous, you know.” return it. as it will be of no use where
Write for
New York Sun.
realize that,” he replied, he Is going, as It only registers 125 de Imagination of remote generations.
Alcohol, I llustrated
Ho was not great in volume of emo
Marked cases of strawberry poison
only known you three days grees."—Answers.
C irculars
ing are attended with fever, lassitude
Opium,
get-rich-quick schemee al
Safety In numbers:
Brannigan- tion, In tidal force and sweep of im
-«■B-irepr—
other disagreeable symptoms. In
to bo so risky.”—Chicago Come home, an’ teck supper wld me, agination. in that fullness of life which
Tobacco fTsi? * riONToo«ti»Y ôrj. and
some cases the face and Issly are
said.
»
Flannigan. Flannigan—Shure, it’s past comes to the poet whose genius Is
P ortland . Or.
marked with large areas of strong
Using
yer supper time, now; yer wife'll be charged with elemental power as was
Tliephone Mem J9»
A Prize.
red, suggesting at flrat scarlet fever.
mad as a batter. Brannigan—That’s Dante's and Shakspeare's. He did not
A »
You know when rich, red blood i.i coursing through
■itor of a weekly newspaper in Jist It; she can't lick the two of us.— look at Christianity with the fresh and
These areas run Into odd looking
original
Insight
which
he
brought
to
the
veins,
for
it
shows
in
the
brightness
of
the
eye,
the
a offers himself as a prise to Philadelphia Public Ledger.
patches, and 111 some Instances become
other subjects. He saw the disorder
beauty and clearness of the complexion, the smooth, fair
tan who writes tbe best essay
almost purple.
“X recall a remark that General of society, but he did not seem to real
luties of a wife.
*
The usual remedy is to quit eating skin, and robust, healthy constitution. It is good blood
Grant made to me once at dinner," ize the tremendous significance of sin
strawberries, but sometimes the pa that imparts strength and energy to the body and keeps it in a state cl
Jermanently Cared. No fits or nervousness said boastful Woodby GrrJt, “which
as moral evil. And although be said
tients require corrective medicines. healthfulness agd vigor. Good Idood is the foundation of go< <1 health, and
fter first day's use of Dr.Kline's Great Nervs was most characteristic of the man.”
striking and profound things about
Bend for Free • 2 trial bottle and treatise.
“A tape worm eighle«u fert long al Many who have bad the disease, if to be physically and mentally sound it must be kept pure aud untainted.
Kline, Ltd..Ml Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa. “I think I can guess what It was,”
Christ, he failed to take the measure Itsst earn«- on ths sosne atter nir taking two such It should be called, are able after People with good blood possess strong,
I was In wretched health; mr blood
said Pepprey. “What?” “Keep the of the dlvlnest personalty In history— CASCAIIKTS. This lam Burs ha, caused my
bed health (or tbe pest three year, j am still a cure to eat tho berries In modera steady nerves and arc blest with good
was in bad order, my gurus being
Asks No Mora.
change for yourself, my man.”—Phila a failure due in part to the force of taking Caacarets, the only cathartic worthy ot
appetites
and
digestion,
and
enjoy
tion. Some, however, can never again
very much ulcerated, lbeiranlhsut
antic, by .enelble people ■■
—I can’t help asking my fiance delphia Hess.
the religious reaction In which he
Gao W. Bowi.se. Baird, Miss eat so many as half a dozen strawber sound, refreshing sleep. If we could of B. B. 8., and In a remarkably short
onally why she loves me.
“How wasteful of that gardener!" lived, and in part to his fundamental
ries with safety. A lucky few con always maintain the purity of the time was Bound and well. My »tl*
k— Me, too. Mine aways gives murmured the star boarder as he bit view of life.
CANOV
tract a strong distaste for the berries blood then we might enjoy perpetual tile inoreaeed wonderfully sod ■»
very satisfactory answer.
CATHARTIC
savagely but hopelessly at his aspara
In spite of these limitations, he re
after
such an attack, and have no health, but it becomes infected aud food agreed with mo. I think It 1*1
n—That so? What does she say? gus. “How Is that?” aBked the land mains In many respects the
medicine.
difficulty In leaving them off their bill poisoned and most of the ills that afflict fine family MKB.
flnest
M. IL DAVIDOOfi.
k—Because.—Philadelphia Public lady. “Why, if be bad let these stalks
humanity and undermine the constitu
product of the old race In the new
of fare.
tion
are
caused
by
an
impoverished
Hoc kmert, Us.
grow one week longer be could have world: the loftiest Interpreter of Its
Some, who cannot eat the straw
sold them for telegraph poles."—Bal fundamental Idea and mission; one of
berry In Its natural condition, can <nt or polluted condition of this vital fluid.
1
Not Strikingly Noble.
When the blood is diseased the skin
timore American.
the deepest and noblest of its teachers;
It cooked, and the doctors recommend loses its healthy appearance, and tlie
»or tbrea yearn I had Tetter oa BT
Eo your daughter is going to marry
Parson
Johnson
—
Ah
wish
de
mud-
of
a
life
so
simple,
so
blameless,
so
the cooking of fhls and other berries complexion, its freshness and beauty hande Part of tho time thediooM«
Kbleman.”
_ _ „
otont. Taste Good
dera ob dis congregation would bring
for children. In fact, tbe doctors are and becomes red and rough and full of waa tn tho form of ruun.nr «or««,
I Yes,"
answered Mr. Cumrox; deyr babies to church wlf dem. Nevah nobly poised between vision and task Oood. Never Sicken Weaken or Gtlpe 10c 26c
very painful and oauains me much
that
to
recall
it
Is
to
catch
a
glimpse
by
no means so warm In their rec pimples and splot» lies. Itching, scaly diecomfort. Four doctor« «eld tM
...
CURE
CON8TIPATION.
..
b ’ s cnly a nobleman by profession,
Rew Tert.
mind bow young dey am, Jess bring >f the spiritual order of life, and to OtBrltag Remedy (sNB*«ay, CMeaps,
ommendation
of
fruits
In
their
natural
[sonally I must say he strikes me as a
eruptions, blackheads, boils and rashes Totter had progreeeod too for to M
’em erlong. If dey am too young to believe in the dreams of the pure and
.TA.RAÍ! 801(1 and <"an»nt«e<l by all dror- condition as they were a few years
eared, and they oould do nothing for
itty common sort.”—Washington
appreciate de aignlficance ob de ser the great.—Hamilton Wright Mabie In M • I U-DAU «lau to eV MIC Tobaoco UabiC ago. and some have taken the attitude' break out upon the body when the me I took only throe bottloe of ».»■».
blood is too poor or too thin and acid,
vice, dey can, at least, yell an' keep the Outlook
that most fruits, especially when not and is not supplying proper nourish and waa completely cured. Thlswe*
de deacons awake!—Puck.
grown practically under the eye of tbe ment to the system. liability, poor fifteen yeara ago, and I !>•»•
Hls Experience.
Tbe American Father: Ascum—An MONKEYS WHO DINE AT A TABLE
/"Pa,” said tbe boy, looking up from
consumer, are more wholesome cooked appetite, bad digestion, restless sleep elnco aeon eny elan of my old troiwi*
MHB. I,. B. JACfiSOh.
than raw.
,s book, "what does a man’s ‘better other baby, and a girl this time, eh?
and nervousness more often come from
•37 Bt. Fant fit.. Kaneae City.
How
does
It
make
you
feel
to
have
a
Even
the
apple
has
been
attacked,
■
Wf’, mean?”
"Usually, my son,”
sluggish, impure blood than any other
and -------
make it rich
and many persons are advised to eat cause. To build up the blood, restore Its
»plied bis father from behind the daughter? Popley—Great! One of the
.,<• lost properties
---------
first
things
you
think
about
It
Is
how
a
baked apple» rather than raw apples, and nutritious again is the only rational
vening paper, "she means exactly
treatment,
and
the proper way.W
lliou.ll
vvceiiacnv,
«ii'i
foreign nobleman wlU come courting
no matter how fresh am! mellow. An get
'hat she says.”
” rid of skin troubles. There is no remedy
' like 8. 8. 8. ‘ to accomplish
------ "'1* I
her some day, and how you'll turn him
additional reason why cooked fruits!
and it docs it promptly and thorougb'y-
down good and proper.— Phildelphla
Ready for Easter.
are recommended lies In the fact that 1
8. S. 8. antidotes and removes from tne
oo large a part of the fruit In the New
; Deacon Cobbs—William, if your Press.
blood all poisons and humors, ami restor
A
heavier
loss:
Hark!
In
the
dark
York market Is sold after being from
/father sohuld have |10 and some one
it to a normal, healthy condition, •”**
'should give him |5, what would hq, watches of the night they could plain
a few days to many month« In cold
vigorates and tones up the general heal •
ly
hear
footsteps
in
the
kitchen.
“
Bur
storage.
have?
When rich, red blood ia again flowing
glars!
”
be
exclaimed,
hastily
covering
William—Nothing; but ma would
through your veins all skin
What
the
Marriage
wn»
Worth.
up his head. “Oh, Henry!” Blghed his
The New York zoological garden In
have a new hat.—Chicago News.
disappear, the appetite
peine improves,
improves, the complexion clears and you get ru
A little group was discussing mar
wife; “I wish I bad your faculty for Bronx park boasts three very Intel
•pressing feelings ano
and nervousness, nun
and enjoy once - more ,
°se miserable depressing
riage fee« when one of them related blessingsof good health. 8.
looking at the bright side of things. ligent monkeys—Dohong, Pretty Peg
7, S.
u 8. is
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it i.i.w..i
,m.l skin
nature's
remedy
for all
blood and
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tbe following story: “A young couple
I’m sure It's that Brown woman try gy and Polly—who were caught by the
Ca3,?,
contains no minerals whatever, but is guaranteed purely veg« 1
called on a minister I knew," said lie d '•d 6 1™ ^fee I'00'1- Is'0 charge for medical advice or other inforna
ing to entice my cook away.”—Kansas camera while enjoying a meal al fres
“and were married. When It wax over
City Independent
co, Their table manners may not be
e 1
me swift ipccino co,, atlahta ,
the new made husband said: 'I n)l)
Ingenuity's reward: "You say Bur of the best In the world, but they
sorry, but I have only $1 with ni(, nil(1
ton 1 b leading a double life? I’m as have learned to use a fork and to
we need that to get home with.' That s
tonished. He's the last man in the drink out of cups and mugs without
“I tried Ayer’s Hair Vigor to
all right,’ said the minister. 'You come
world I'd suspect of anything of that disgracing themselves or their tutors
rhoLiRht Us Dead?
stop my hair from failing. One-
kind. “Yes, his wife’s In Europe, and Curator Dltmars and Simian Keeper
around In one year nnd give me what
half a bottle cured me.”
be has to stay down at the office near Mlles. The trio dine In public only
ever the Job seems worth to you.’ The
We’re Very Much Alive.
J. C. Baxter, Braidwood, III.
ly every evening to copy with his own twice a week, on Saturdays and Sun
groom »aid he would do It, and they
hand tbe nice, gossipy letter bls type days, and on those days are watched
went away." “Did he ever show up?"
S. B. Headache and Liver Cure Still Do-
writer has written for him during the by admiring hundreds.
"Yes, he came back In a year and In
Ayer’s Hair Vigor is
Ing Ila (treat Work. S. H. Cough Syrup.
day. He says It's a great scheme,
sisted that the minister pay him |5.
Everybody lakes It. Everybody Like* “•
Not Wholly Frank.
certainly the most eco
though."—Ex.
“Can you sincerely
tbst you
Nwiricat of Birds.
nomical preparation of its
S
never descended to hypocrisy?” asked
Hie Idea of Generosity.
ALL
I > R U G <1 I
Seaftien generally believe that
the
man
of
severe
standards.
“Did you turn that needy friend of
kind on the market. A
frigate bird can start at dajbroak with
“Well,” answered Mr. Bllggfns “I
yours empty-handed from your door?"
the trade winds from the const of
little of it goes a long way.
“No,” answered Mr. Kerraudge. “I must confess that I once sat and’ lis
Africa and rooat the name night upon
didn’t let him go away empty-handed. tened to my daughter’s commencement
It doesn’t take much of
the American shore. Wh<<th<-r thin |N
I made out a statement of what he essay and pretended to be as much en
a fact has mt yet been conclusive!
it to stop falling of the
Perhaps thin is the best chance that has lw< n offeri'd to
owes me and told him how much in tertained as If I were at a baseball
determined, but It Is certain that thin
you. Von can’t afford to overlook it. Perhaps you " ill
terest he'd save by payin’ cash."— game.”—Washington Star.
hair, make the hair grow,
No JO —1903.
bird Is the swiftest of wlnge.l crei
s icceed 1» s' in a buaiiK HS career. Wo fityou practically
Washington Star.
for business, and assist in getting you a position when
He Knew the Man.
VIT HEN writing to ad vertlaers please I ture# and la able to fly, uII(ln. fnVor.
and restore color to gray
coirineb nt; all our graduates lire , inployed. That's I ho
“What will my wife do If you send
Goeaip.
IV menti«»« this paper.
I able conditions, 200 miles an hour
m hole story. Results are never in doubt with our gradu
1 Ugcle Eben, “’minds me to Jail?” pleaded the prisoner.
Every one who thinks lie Is iiiiiu,.|(,
ates. You had better sit right down now ami write for
—t&E* ,he'11 do better,” returned
can find something happening < very
catalogue which explains fully.
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