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rwy -e tí <■ d ma—< ns of acrof- oozirg, the face, DANQEROU8 8HOWER BATH. is' An Ideal Woman's Medicina Volawse of Water Almoat Drownad Adv»uturou» Tuuth. A story Is told In tbe World's Work of a youth who, partly from Ignorance, partly from a spirit of foolhardy ad venture, put his life In Jeopardy. He and his companion were speudlng a vacation tn the Yosemite Valley, and had been fishing tor mountain trout on the Illilouette. "To-morrow," he said, “I shall take a shower bath uuder tho 1,700-foot fall.” “You are a fool I" said his compan •SS yí '6 [ civil WAR'S FIRST VOLUNTEER Maj. Chari«» F. !»•■<•.Who la »till I uk at Waahiniftou. U t - Say» I’- M' c' (h*’ of The first volunteer for tbe Cl*11 " *’ Is still living He Is Dr. Charles ». Rand, of Washington. D. < . reth«l| from active prac r*n,r..PÍÍu‘‘....... . thorough. tlce by reason of t r o u b I e • o m • wounds recai v»d nearly forty yeti» ago. A certltlcate Is Í a JJ m ,, erun *” tbe Capitol of New , Say» <l€e- York State at AI-[ Dr M G<* 1« ■>«" ”* •**» In a letter bany attests ths Kan priority of Dr. Baud's tender of bls service». Tbs pH. C. r. HA.Nl». certificate is slgued uart of the pra< ti< Ing |>liy»l‘ l»n l" Kt. . ............... . . but . ...... ...... I by the Mayor and two prominent citi- sens of llauivia. N. Y., also by tbo one medido, cure» l.undrad» o County Clerk and the Sheriff of Gene it dein«n»l»•'«•» I«» o«'1 Y«11'" “,,d 11 *’ to* see County, stating that In I«*» ‘h“u not need the audorsem»»» <4 10 mluutes after the call of I’reeldeut Llm'oln, April 15. 1*11. for '5tMK) vo1' ‘^Peruns ha* performed «» m<my i IB I J Husband (angrily)—I never saw a Hjtnnl dilli- •'OIU»U *• bard to please as you are. minute for "'If® (calmly)—My dear, you forget II |Di it. that I married you.—Chicago Dally . News. ; 1 Making progress: “WHJams. have Ì without a you named tbe baby yet?” “Almost Ion. “Not at all," came the reply. "Tbe ' "Because We've got tbe two graudmotbera to I river Is very low. What there Is of It f «to to give me Philadelphia agiee to arbitrate the case."—Chicago turns to spray In tbe first hundred I j Tribune. feet; It will simply come down like j rain. Why, you'd go under tbe Bridal | Patience — Did you aay aba came ... " I from fighting atock? Patrice—Yea; her Veil yourself! Only that's prosaic. [ n. romance con- mother and father were both members This Is something big. Come on." of church choirs tn their early daya— “Not I.” a?” Ata But I was there to see. The water, ut it. Our re- Yonkers Statesman. /I .nv wife main- unteera waa takeu from the wires the Mrs. Gramercy—Do you think It was as be had said, came down, a consid // 11 there is is an lnteutlonal slight ou tbe part ot erable part of it. In rain and spray that name of Charles F. Rand was enrolled So says Mrs. Josie Irwin, of ¿y itrried me to Mrs. Newrlch? Mrs. Park—Why, no, flew out on the wind Incredible dis las a soldier. Among all the war rec- KeVorlXn.a»tlfod i< •«»«».» '«5 IP 325 So. College St., Nashville, Sun. tances. But to crawl down, dressed lu i orils at Washington there 1« none of an regular and P»lnle»s mcn.truatto«. my dear. She hasn't been a lady long ■' ___ _ ÍX F/i enough to know how to ba rude.— a bathing suit, closer to the main Tenn., of Lydia E. Pinkham’s earlier enlistment than that of Dr. «ra» leucorrhoaa «nd ovarlan ‘rouble, a, at Ion szaiion. stream that falls to the pool and upon Vegetable Compound. Rand, am! the honor lias therefore and build.« up th» entire sy.lcm. Puck. - were | »bo anuida» L ana ol the tinc.t ca been given hlui by common consent. In Boston: Tbe Policeman—Say, son, tbe rocks, with a murderous swish In Never in the history of medicine haa tarrh remedie» I know of. I heartily the air and a roar In the ears like a Not only was Dr. Rand the first vol are you lost? Child — No, sir. I know the demand for one particular remedy for granted.— my whereabouts perfectly, but I pre railway train, was daring to foolhardi for female diseases equalled that at unteer for the Civil War. but be waa endorse yoiu medicine."—M. 0. Gee, think Parana is a grant n1Kf|t.|u,., ness. At any moment a veerlug wind tained bv Lydia E. Pink hum’. also the first soldier to wtn the Oon- M Mr«. E. T. Gaddi», Marlon, N. C-. I» womankind."—Mm. E. T Gaddi, ” sume my father and mother would like to be directed to where I am.—Kansas might swing the whole mass upon the Vegetable Compound, and never gresalonal medal of houor for distin Women ara a»p«< tally liable lo' , tall, slim figure backing tentatively ou during the lifetime of this wonderful guished galantry In action. This event one of Dr. Hartman’s grateful patients. | City Independent ' all fours down the Jagged talus slope, medicine has the demand for it been occurred at Blackburn's Ford. Va , Iu She ranmiltol him hr letter, (ollowcl or Mtatfk, (rural., w.<#khMl „ T’ gj will be pleased to The Owner—See here! You want to great as it is to-day. commonly < alle<l. -one dreaded divease his eye-glasses glinting cheerfully. A so From ■B to cur. in sii Ila handle that trunk more carefully! Tho the Atlantic to the Pacific, less than three months after his enlist his directions, »ml i» uow »hie to say Penina oci-upfos • nnlqu# jsahio# |. HaU'aCatsrrh Cure steady breeze kept the fall swung out and throughout the length and breadth ment. His command was ordered to the following. »own to the medical Porter—I'll look out for it sir. I know a little the other way. and the spray "Before I commenced to take 1 »ru medical science. It is th# <>n|r 1#tw of this great continent come the glad retreat, and every man obeyed »ave aconatitutional d:a- a man who let one fall on bla toes last ■tuttonal treatment. burgeoned out far np the other slop«. tidings of woman’s sufferings relieved young Rand, at the time but 18 yeara na I eonhl not do any hard work with nal systematic catarrh remedy k00Wn Sen internally, actins month, an' be ain't out of the boepltal by it, aud thousands upon thousands of age. The rest of bls battalion, num out »offering great pain. I took Peru to the medical profoMi,ia today. (’,. The roar was deafening. 4nd mucoua aurfacea yet”—Town and Country. Istroyinf the founda- All at once the wind shifted, The of letters are pouring iu from grateful boring 500 men, was swept In disorder ns, »ml can »»• with pleasure that It tarrb, aa everyone will admit, htu women saying that it will and posi f riving the patient To Its detriment: “One thing can be water swung back, and in a flash tbe has done more for me than any other ranee of ono-haf the .lieeaa.-# whkb it he conatitution and tively docs cure tho worst forma of from the field, but Hand belli his medicine I have ever taken. Now I atllict mankiml. Catarrh audrturrbd said about our opera-houses, ” remark l ita work. The pro- human figure was blotted out In a female complaints. j ground, notwithstanding the fact that; [faith iu its curativa ed the Observer of Events and Things; deluge that turned me sick. For a the Held was plowed by shot and shell am a« well aa ever; I do all my own ■lleea«»« atllict one-half ot tbe peobl.j One Hundred Dollars 5Ira. I'inkhaui invites all wo all to cure. Send for lial “too much attention seems to have second, that seemed an hour, It play about him. The enemy finally ah-1 work and it never hurt« mo at all. I the United Htutee. men who are puzzled iibout been given to the acoustic properties of ed on the spot fiendishly. It seemed to aolutely refused to tire at the boy, <EY • CO., Toledo, O. If you do not derive prompt and »a'l.factorv results from the use of p,. their health to write her at Lynn, the boxes.”—Yonkers Statesman. me, standing horrified there, and then Mass., for advice. Such corrm standing bravely alone and shooting at ruca write »t once to Dr. Ilarlman. giving a full statement of your cas» U4 tbe beat. Salesman (recommending blue neck slowly it swept away. spondence is seen by women only, them as coolly as If he had a thousand he will be pleased to give you his valuable advke grail«. tie with large pink spots) — But s flood. Address Dr. Hartman, President ot the Hartman Sanitarium, lulumbui And then there was a movement, a and no charge is made. men at his back. Rand then crept across a deep ravine and joined the Ohio. sr—Have you any wouldn't you like one like that? I'm painful, crawling movement down 'ill eradicate wrin- selling a lot of them this year. Sar there on tne slope, and I scrambled cotnmnud of Gen. A. II. Barnum. fleneva. castic Customer—Indeed! Very clever down tbe slippery rocks to help a blink Dr. Rand's patriotism and gallantry Limited Opportunity. The Moat Delkate Scale. Only 32 per cent of the inhabitants ruggist —No, ma'am, ot you. I'm sure.—Harvard Lampoon. ing, creeping, much-surprised youth, of Geneva are natives of the city; 21 ! have been recognized by two Govern- “Ilid you call at Roller's bouse?" Tbe moat delicate scale is mad# by toaration that will fill All day: “Her novel is not one of bleeding from a hundred cuts, up to pre cent are fiom other Swiss places, [ ors of the State of New York am! by inquired the young doctor's wife. tiling one end of a tin» thread of glaae. I tlirra Presidents. He was twice per "Yes, and I wish lie had sent for me The atom to be weighed isplace.1 st It, o Tribune. the ephemeral successes.” "Indeed?" where bls clothes lay. He was still and 47 per cent are foreigners. sonally honored by Preaident Lincoln. sooner." “Oh, yes.. It was published before 9 too dazed to speak. When his breath free end and the degree nt the lending cal Thing. o'clock In the morning, and was not returned and his extra glasses were I inTt The peerlevt hktrt Supporter and Faacsn- New York remembered him with a "Gracious! Is he serioosly III?" ut the thread under It is noted. Tbit LAUlfov er H the best. No Button«. Buckle«, and polished that completely forgotten until quite a bit perched again on his nose, he said: Hook» or Pin», All your neighbors will want gold medal appropriately inscribed, and "Quite the revreae. I'm afraid he'll has to be done under a (I sm ebicb »> svini '¿’ m ' l'or Bainole and price to nwent«. LA the United States government baa pre “The oceans fell upon me. Come it. after 6 o'clock In the evening.”—Life. lie all right again before I gel iu a half magnifies 100 limes. FOI.I.ETIE CU., Boom 17, Cambridge Block, Whenever a person Portland, Ur. sented him with a plot in the most dozen visits.” “How Is your youngest daughter get back to New England." » always calls it ren- The (treat Worry. beautiful part of Arlington ceimeery. RULRSON MAOHINERY OO. n't she?’’—Chicago ting on with her music?” “Splendid EMERSON’S TRUE PLACE. where, at the proper time, tbe State of I 'll. cean - >hn I’oole) Making Allowances. W.ary Waggle#—Are ye interrstsd ly,” answered Mr. Cumrox; ‘Tier In Foot of Morrison Street, Portland, Oregon New York will erect a monument structor says that she plays Mozart In 1 “Share» with Hawthorn, and 1 Po« Bronson—1 don't »«• why >ou should in these cliainlese bicycles, Tim? The Eli (.aK.-line F iiginc A child can run It worthy of the first man to offer hl. be so angry at tour eon for marrying. Tired Tim—No; the chainlees dog is Valve« and all working part« covered up 2 h hnanent Core. a way that Mozart himself would I Primacy of American Lettera.“ P , 1135; 4h. P, 1210; e h. p , flu). “Put iu a lit services as a volunteer during tbo Emerson shares with Hawthorne and tle Gaaoline and then go to sleep.” We have to make allowances for the the only thing that worries un mean to say that Chris- never have dreamed of.”—Washington for illustrated catalogue and for price great rebellion. Wied's Comic. I Poe the primacy of American lettera. on Write Star. young you know. ■ed you? anything you naed in the machinery tine. Munson—Confound it, that's what “How Is your daughter getting on ,Whitman must be counted with them SIRAWBERRIES IN LESS FAVOR Could Mention Two. '' I I'm kicking about! 1 not only have to ppendictis? with her music?” "Splendidly,” an as an original force In poetry. His lm- PORTLAND ACADEMY "By tl>a way," said the doctor, "th« Of Christian Science.— swered Mrs. Cumrox; “she can go to , agination had more volume and flow; Doctor« I.ooklne Aakaucc at Them - make an allowance for bio:, but now AN ENGLISH AND CLASSICAL 1'11 have to make one for hie wife, too. proeidenl is talking about the 'lighting SCHOOL FOR BOYS AND GIRLS Cooked Food Recomturn led. a classical conceit and tell exactly he had command, at his best, of a tell Fits both for EaAtvrn coHtten. Prim try «nd virtue«.’ What fire tin-» ’’ where to applaud without watching ing freshness and effectiveness of (irainiiinr In spite of the strawberry's ceutu- Kratlet* included. A hall for girl«, with N a good cough medicine, "Well," rea|>nnded the profMwr, Civic Pride. tbe appointment* and supervision of a careful phrase; but in power of organization. riea of .popularity, It la by no im-ana hmne. ! o. ;ttioii in one of tl,.- n. .( t . .mufiil bughs and colds for forty tbe rest of the audience."—Washing "I don't know what we're goin* to do "there are benevolence and caution. 1« In discernment of spiritual qualities, regions of the Pacific coast. Climate mild and ton Star. iggista, 25 cents. a wholesome fruit for everybody. It healthAil. For catalogue adtlrcas Inatance. They are alaayt fighting The Count (old enough to be a grand he falls far below the Concord poet. PORTLAND ACADEMY, PORTLAND, OREGON la not easily digested raw, aud doc about them two leadin' citizens," said each other."—Chicago Tribune. Jog for a Chance. Broncho Bob. "rhey ’ re lookin' lor For It la as a poet that Emerson must tors usually forbid It to children uu- father and after Ml*» Moneyton)—I one another with sis shooters from Dg—This paper says that a haf asked your mamma and she gif be reckoned with; the limitations of der (J. Whet He Married On. sold his wife for <8. Its acid Is peculiarly uuwboleiome 1 mornin’ till night." "Has an insult her consent—and—now I—er Miss his prose, the lack of order in his [ wonder if it will ever be Moneytun—I am so glad! But won't it thought, and of thorough and large "Toni lllgglneide married, yon •V. for persons of rheumatic teudeucy, passed?" "No, It wasn't an Insult, run across a fellow who is be funny to call you papa?—Lippin structure In his style, are due to the and tbe fruit la little loss than a poi but some doubt aria an to which wan ou 110 a week? That took nerve uj- loney away?—New York cott's Magazine. poet's method In dealing with his sub son to some constitutions. The doc the oldest inhabitant, an’ they’re Ixitlr how. What was he working at?" "Nothing. It was the girl that jects. He has enriched our literature tor books do not set down the «truw determined to settle the question fur A London clockmaker has placed the good an* all. earning the |10." with a few poems of such directness berry among the vegetable poisons, following notice In bla window: "Tbe «ot Too Precipitate. of vision, such captivating simplicity but what Is popularly known as straw orgie, dear,” she said to the misguided creature who removed the of Imagery, such ultimate felicity of berry poison Is very common at the thermometer from this door bad better y don’t you go to papa to- phrase, that they will lay hold of the spring seuson of the year, says the ,sare dangerous, you know.” return it. as it will be of no use where Write for New York Sun. realize that,” he replied, he Is going, as It only registers 125 de Imagination of remote generations. Alcohol, I llustrated Ho was not great in volume of emo Marked cases of strawberry poison only known you three days grees."—Answers. C irculars ing are attended with fever, lassitude Opium, get-rich-quick schemee al Safety In numbers: Brannigan- tion, In tidal force and sweep of im -«■B-irepr— other disagreeable symptoms. In to bo so risky.”—Chicago Come home, an’ teck supper wld me, agination. in that fullness of life which Tobacco fTsi? * riONToo«ti»Y ôrj. and some cases the face and Issly are said. » Flannigan. Flannigan—Shure, it’s past comes to the poet whose genius Is P ortland . Or. marked with large areas of strong Using yer supper time, now; yer wife'll be charged with elemental power as was Tliephone Mem J9» A Prize. red, suggesting at flrat scarlet fever. mad as a batter. Brannigan—That’s Dante's and Shakspeare's. He did not A » You know when rich, red blood i.i coursing through ■itor of a weekly newspaper in Jist It; she can't lick the two of us.— look at Christianity with the fresh and These areas run Into odd looking original Insight which he brought to the veins, for it shows in the brightness of the eye, the a offers himself as a prise to Philadelphia Public Ledger. patches, and 111 some Instances become other subjects. He saw the disorder beauty and clearness of the complexion, the smooth, fair tan who writes tbe best essay almost purple. “X recall a remark that General of society, but he did not seem to real luties of a wife. * The usual remedy is to quit eating skin, and robust, healthy constitution. It is good blood Grant made to me once at dinner," ize the tremendous significance of sin strawberries, but sometimes the pa that imparts strength and energy to the body and keeps it in a state cl Jermanently Cared. No fits or nervousness said boastful Woodby GrrJt, “which as moral evil. And although be said tients require corrective medicines. healthfulness agd vigor. Good Idood is the foundation of go< <1 health, and fter first day's use of Dr.Kline's Great Nervs was most characteristic of the man.” striking and profound things about Bend for Free • 2 trial bottle and treatise. “A tape worm eighle«u fert long al Many who have bad the disease, if to be physically and mentally sound it must be kept pure aud untainted. Kline, Ltd..Ml Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa. “I think I can guess what It was,” Christ, he failed to take the measure Itsst earn«- on ths sosne atter nir taking two such It should be called, are able after People with good blood possess strong, I was In wretched health; mr blood said Pepprey. “What?” “Keep the of the dlvlnest personalty In history— CASCAIIKTS. This lam Burs ha, caused my bed health (or tbe pest three year, j am still a cure to eat tho berries In modera steady nerves and arc blest with good was in bad order, my gurus being Asks No Mora. change for yourself, my man.”—Phila a failure due in part to the force of taking Caacarets, the only cathartic worthy ot appetites and digestion, and enjoy tion. Some, however, can never again very much ulcerated, lbeiranlhsut antic, by .enelble people ■■ —I can’t help asking my fiance delphia Hess. the religious reaction In which he Gao W. Bowi.se. Baird, Miss eat so many as half a dozen strawber sound, refreshing sleep. If we could of B. B. 8., and In a remarkably short onally why she loves me. “How wasteful of that gardener!" lived, and in part to his fundamental ries with safety. A lucky few con always maintain the purity of the time was Bound and well. My »tl* k— Me, too. Mine aways gives murmured the star boarder as he bit view of life. CANOV tract a strong distaste for the berries blood then we might enjoy perpetual tile inoreaeed wonderfully sod ■» very satisfactory answer. CATHARTIC savagely but hopelessly at his aspara In spite of these limitations, he re after such an attack, and have no health, but it becomes infected aud food agreed with mo. I think It 1*1 n—That so? What does she say? gus. “How Is that?” aBked the land mains In many respects the medicine. difficulty In leaving them off their bill poisoned and most of the ills that afflict fine family MKB. flnest M. IL DAVIDOOfi. k—Because.—Philadelphia Public lady. “Why, if be bad let these stalks humanity and undermine the constitu product of the old race In the new of fare. tion are caused by an impoverished Hoc kmert, Us. grow one week longer be could have world: the loftiest Interpreter of Its Some, who cannot eat the straw sold them for telegraph poles."—Bal fundamental Idea and mission; one of berry In Its natural condition, can <nt or polluted condition of this vital fluid. 1 Not Strikingly Noble. When the blood is diseased the skin timore American. the deepest and noblest of its teachers; It cooked, and the doctors recommend loses its healthy appearance, and tlie »or tbrea yearn I had Tetter oa BT Eo your daughter is going to marry Parson Johnson — Ah wish de mud- of a life so simple, so blameless, so the cooking of fhls and other berries complexion, its freshness and beauty hande Part of tho time thediooM« Kbleman.” _ _ „ otont. Taste Good dera ob dis congregation would bring for children. In fact, tbe doctors are and becomes red and rough and full of waa tn tho form of ruun.nr «or««, I Yes," answered Mr. Cumrox; deyr babies to church wlf dem. Nevah nobly poised between vision and task Oood. Never Sicken Weaken or Gtlpe 10c 26c very painful and oauains me much that to recall it Is to catch a glimpse by no means so warm In their rec pimples and splot» lies. Itching, scaly diecomfort. Four doctor« «eld tM ... CURE CON8TIPATION. .. b ’ s cnly a nobleman by profession, Rew Tert. mind bow young dey am, Jess bring >f the spiritual order of life, and to OtBrltag Remedy (sNB*«ay, CMeaps, ommendation of fruits In their natural [sonally I must say he strikes me as a eruptions, blackheads, boils and rashes Totter had progreeeod too for to M ’em erlong. If dey am too young to believe in the dreams of the pure and .TA.RAÍ! 801(1 and <"an»nt«e<l by all dror- condition as they were a few years eared, and they oould do nothing for itty common sort.”—Washington appreciate de aignlficance ob de ser the great.—Hamilton Wright Mabie In M • I U-DAU «lau to eV MIC Tobaoco UabiC ago. and some have taken the attitude' break out upon the body when the me I took only throe bottloe of ».»■». blood is too poor or too thin and acid, vice, dey can, at least, yell an' keep the Outlook that most fruits, especially when not and is not supplying proper nourish and waa completely cured. Thlswe* de deacons awake!—Puck. grown practically under the eye of tbe ment to the system. liability, poor fifteen yeara ago, and I !>•»• Hls Experience. Tbe American Father: Ascum—An MONKEYS WHO DINE AT A TABLE /"Pa,” said tbe boy, looking up from consumer, are more wholesome cooked appetite, bad digestion, restless sleep elnco aeon eny elan of my old troiwi* MHB. I,. B. JACfiSOh. than raw. ,s book, "what does a man’s ‘better other baby, and a girl this time, eh? and nervousness more often come from •37 Bt. Fant fit.. Kaneae City. How does It make you feel to have a Even the apple has been attacked, ■ Wf’, mean?” "Usually, my son,” sluggish, impure blood than any other and ------- make it rich and many persons are advised to eat cause. To build up the blood, restore Its »plied bis father from behind the daughter? Popley—Great! One of the .,<• lost properties --------- first things you think about It Is how a baked apple» rather than raw apples, and nutritious again is the only rational vening paper, "she means exactly treatment, and the proper way.W lliou.ll vvceiiacnv, «ii'i foreign nobleman wlU come courting no matter how fresh am! mellow. An get 'hat she says.” ” rid of skin troubles. There is no remedy ' like 8. 8. 8. ‘ to accomplish ------ "'1* I her some day, and how you'll turn him additional reason why cooked fruits! and it docs it promptly and thorougb'y- down good and proper.— Phildelphla Ready for Easter. are recommended lies In the fact that 1 8. S. 8. antidotes and removes from tne oo large a part of the fruit In the New ; Deacon Cobbs—William, if your Press. blood all poisons and humors, ami restor A heavier loss: Hark! In the dark York market Is sold after being from /father sohuld have |10 and some one it to a normal, healthy condition, •”** 'should give him |5, what would hq, watches of the night they could plain a few days to many month« In cold vigorates and tones up the general heal • ly hear footsteps in the kitchen. “ Bur storage. have? When rich, red blood ia again flowing glars! ” be exclaimed, hastily covering William—Nothing; but ma would through your veins all skin What the Marriage wn» Worth. up his head. “Oh, Henry!” Blghed his The New York zoological garden In have a new hat.—Chicago News. disappear, the appetite peine improves, improves, the complexion clears and you get ru A little group was discussing mar wife; “I wish I bad your faculty for Bronx park boasts three very Intel •pressing feelings ano and nervousness, nun and enjoy once - more , °se miserable depressing riage fee« when one of them related blessingsof good health. 8. looking at the bright side of things. ligent monkeys—Dohong, Pretty Peg 7, S. u 8. is r___ .___ ,______ «_____ it i.i.w..i ,m.l skin nature's remedy for all blood and »‘‘J1 di* ‘. - tbe following story: “A young couple I’m sure It's that Brown woman try gy and Polly—who were caught by the Ca3,?, contains no minerals whatever, but is guaranteed purely veg« 1 called on a minister I knew," said lie d '•d 6 1™ ^fee I'00'1- Is'0 charge for medical advice or other inforna ing to entice my cook away.”—Kansas camera while enjoying a meal al fres “and were married. When It wax over City Independent co, Their table manners may not be e 1 me swift ipccino co,, atlahta , the new made husband said: 'I n)l) Ingenuity's reward: "You say Bur of the best In the world, but they sorry, but I have only $1 with ni(, nil(1 ton 1 b leading a double life? I’m as have learned to use a fork and to we need that to get home with.' That s tonished. He's the last man in the drink out of cups and mugs without “I tried Ayer’s Hair Vigor to all right,’ said the minister. 'You come world I'd suspect of anything of that disgracing themselves or their tutors rhoLiRht Us Dead? stop my hair from failing. One- kind. “Yes, his wife’s In Europe, and Curator Dltmars and Simian Keeper around In one year nnd give me what half a bottle cured me.” be has to stay down at the office near Mlles. The trio dine In public only ever the Job seems worth to you.’ The We’re Very Much Alive. J. C. Baxter, Braidwood, III. ly every evening to copy with his own twice a week, on Saturdays and Sun groom »aid he would do It, and they hand tbe nice, gossipy letter bls type days, and on those days are watched went away." “Did he ever show up?" S. B. Headache and Liver Cure Still Do- writer has written for him during the by admiring hundreds. "Yes, he came back In a year and In Ayer’s Hair Vigor is Ing Ila (treat Work. S. H. Cough Syrup. day. He says It's a great scheme, sisted that the minister pay him |5. Everybody lakes It. Everybody Like* “• Not Wholly Frank. certainly the most eco though."—Ex. “Can you sincerely tbst you Nwiricat of Birds. nomical preparation of its S never descended to hypocrisy?” asked Hie Idea of Generosity. ALL I > R U G <1 I Seaftien generally believe that the man of severe standards. “Did you turn that needy friend of kind on the market. A frigate bird can start at dajbroak with “Well,” answered Mr. Bllggfns “I yours empty-handed from your door?" the trade winds from the const of little of it goes a long way. “No,” answered Mr. Kerraudge. “I must confess that I once sat and’ lis Africa and rooat the name night upon didn’t let him go away empty-handed. tened to my daughter’s commencement It doesn’t take much of the American shore. Wh<<th<-r thin |N I made out a statement of what he essay and pretended to be as much en a fact has mt yet been conclusive! it to stop falling of the Perhaps thin is the best chance that has lw< n offeri'd to owes me and told him how much in tertained as If I were at a baseball determined, but It Is certain that thin you. Von can’t afford to overlook it. Perhaps you " ill terest he'd save by payin’ cash."— game.”—Washington Star. hair, make the hair grow, No JO —1903. bird Is the swiftest of wlnge.l crei s icceed 1» s' in a buaiiK HS career. 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