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THE WICKED M08QUIT<> * icciinf of ■takes a burden ot Itself, not strengthen, not refresh. It is Mrd to do, hard to hear, what Should be easy, —vitality la on the ebb, and the whole system suffers. For this condition taka Vis AUVUCATED OPERATION— «¿«„ w». ùuuiüîi PE-RU-NA MADE KNIFE UNNECESSARY. Dida'« «!■■- “I smile over It even now." declared Catarrh is a very frequent cause of th. well-known minister of tbe gospel that class of diseases popularly known . who was in a reminiscent mood. “It as female weakness. was my flrat church and I waa am Catarrh of tho pelvic organs pro bitious to mak. a good showing. W. duces such a variety of disagreeable were sadly In ueed of a new church and irritating symptoms that many and I decided to make an attempt to ]e<jple—in fact, the majority of people get one. Th. congregation was uot a — ave no idea that they are caused by It vitalizes the blood, gives vigor and tone wealthy on. and I fully realised that catarrh. to all tbe organs and functions, and la If .11 th* women who are suffering positively unequalled for all run-down or It would b. a difficult matter to secure tbe needed funds. Knowing that many with any form of female weakness debilitated conditions. ar. sensitive over the fact that they would write to Dr. Hartman, Colum HeSD's F ills cure oonaUpaUoa. * coats. ar. not able to give as much as others. bus, Ohio, and give him a complete I tried the plan of having tbem write description of »heir symptoms and the Taking Time By the Forelock. the amount they were willing to give peculiarities of their troubles, he wil< The cook — Would you mind giving me upon a card and put It In a small en immediately reply with complete direc a recommendation, ma’am? velope that I furnished. tions tor treatment, free of charge. The Mistress—Why, you have only “Well. I collected the envelopes and Mrs. Eva Partho, 133 East nth just come. took them In my study to look over. street. N. Y. City. N. Y., writes: The Cook—Bat you may not want to The amount pledged was very satisfac ••I suffered for three years with give me wan when I do be leaving — tory but there was one c«rd calling for leucorrhea and ulceration of the womb. Life. $100 that was unsigned. At first 1 The doctor advocated an operation thought this was an oversight then which 1 dreadeJ very much, and Brutal Treatment of Wife. Husband—Don’t you think that you thinking I recognized tbe writing. I strongly objected to go under It. Now are rather unreasonable to expect me was not so sure There was only one I am a changed woman. Perunacured to take you to a ball, stay awake until member who wrote a baud like It tud me; it took nine bottles, but 1 felt so 4 o’clock and then get up at 8 to go to that was Deacon Jones, a man who much improved I kept taking it, as I had a reputation of being very close. dreaded an operation so much. I am my work? Wife—I may be a little unreason Now $100 was none too much for him today In perfect health and have not able, but it’s perfectly brutal of you to to give, although I had not expected felt so well for fifteen years.”—Mrs. mention it.—Sew York Weekly. to get more than $25 from him. I dis Eva Bartho. tinctly remembered seeing him make Miss Mauj Steinbach, 1399 12th St., a great show of dropping bls envelope The Three Causes. In th. hat when It was passed and Milwaukee, U is., writes: “Congratulate me, old chap. I 1 ’m ..-J _____ i 1 “ Last winter I felt sick sic most of tbe as there was no card with his name the happiest man on earth today.” time, was irregular and Buffered from I felt sure that the unsigned card was “Engaged, married or divorced?” nervou« exhaustion and severe bearing his and that he was aware that be bad down pains. I had so frequently heard Useless Tip. not signed It of Peruns and what wonderful cureB it "Well, the next Sunday—remember performed so I sent for a bottle and in His Honor—Don’t you know honesty I was young—I resolved upon a bold four weeks my health and strength were is tbe best policy? Ersstus — ’Deed I don’ belieb in plan,” continued the minister, accord entirely restored to me.”—Miss Maud plyain* policy no more sab; I’s done ing to the Detroit Free Press. "I arose Steinbach. reformed. and requested all those who bad band Everywhere the women are using Pe ed In an envelope the Sunday before runs and praising it. Peruna is not a palliative simply, it eure« by removing Czuse for Alarm. to stand up. This they did, the deacon the cause of female disease. “Ray, doctor,” exclaimed an excited among them. Then, as I read a list Dr. Hartman has probably cured more women of 1 female ailments than man as he dashed into the pill dispens of givers I bad made from the cards. any other living physician. E He ------------ makes ------------ these cures simply by using and recom- er’s private office, “I want you to make I requested them to be seated. One i mending Peruna. . , _ , _ I by one they sat down, and when my an examination as to my sanity.” If you do not derive prompt and satisfactory results from the use of Pe "What reason have you fer believing list was exhausted only the deacon nina, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case and yourself a candidate for the padded was standing, and he was pretty red he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Colum cell*” asked tbe M. D. In the face. I blandly explained mat Well, I happened to run across a ters. Invited the deacon to sign his bus, Ohio. package of letters this morning that I card, and after be had done so, much wrote to my wife during our courtship,” against his will, I announced the hymn Overheard In a Crowd. Time Table Told the Story. waa the significent reply. “Praise God from Whom All Blessings Mrs. Harris—How do the? make the “It strikes me that this is about the Flow.’ ’’ slowest railroad in the country,” said balocns go up? Salt Water Kills Snakes. Mrs. Gamp—They toss some sand the impatient tourist. Owing to the scarcity of fresh water < > < > “I knew you were going to kick,” re out, to be sure. in the district of Colac, Victoria, Aus Ü Mre. Harris—And what do they do THE HOME-MADE BALL. ¡¡ plied the conductor, genially, “aB soon tralia, large numbers of snakes sought as you asked for a time table. You are when they want to come down? refuge in Lake Beeae recently. The Mre. Gump—They put some more in, one of these people who believe every salt water, however, killed thousands of course. thing they see in print.” Two grown-up boys of sixty were of the reptiles, whose lifeless bodies You Can Get Allen's Foot Ease FREE. were found lying about the shores of standing In front of a window In which "TheKlean, Kool Kitchen Kind'' of stove« Write Allen S. Olmsted, LeRoy, N. Y., for a were displayed all sorts of games and keep you dean and cool. Economical and free the lake. sample of Allen's Foot Ease. It cures chil always ready. Sold at good stove stores. sporting goods. There were several blains, sweating, damp, swollen, aching feet. It makes new or tight shoes easy. A certain boxes full of baseballs which ranged Expectation and Realization. Would Help Her Out. cure for Corns and Bunions. All druggists sell Olden—You're cultivating rather ex In price from ten cents to a dollar and Mrs. Hiram—You may stay until it. 2i»c. Don’t accept any substitute. a half. travagant tastes. your week is up, Bridget, but when you A Convenient Conscience. “Our young fellows have too much go I must tell you I won’t be able to Youngman—Oh, well, when I get a “ I don ’t believe be has any cons of their fun ready-made for them. ” start in the world I expect to have all write you a letter of recommendation. said one. “Look at those baseballs, the money I want. Bridget—Don’t let yer want of eddi- cience at all.” “Oh, yes, he has.” Olden—Well, at that rate, yon’ll which my young gentleman of ten or cation imbatrass ye, madam. Ui’ll “Not bo much of a one.” want all the money you expect to have. fifteen with his allowance of several write it fur ye, an’ ye can make yer “No; not much of a one, of course. —Philadelphia Press. thousand dollars a week.” the other mark to it. In fact, it’s of such trifling importance grinned—“more or less, buys by the Piso’s Cure Is a good cough medicine. that when he teats some one out of II,- Indirect Answer. dozen, throws around and loses. I It has cured coughs and colds for forty 090 he can square things with it by Borem—Do you believe that suicide doubt if he has so good a time as I years. At druggists, 25 cents. contributing 41.60 to charity. Still it's is a sin? did. Ever make a baseball?" a conscience.” The Four Minute Egg. Mies Caustic—Well, in your case I "Hundreds of 'em. Hundreds of 'em. think it would be permissible. Do you remember how we used to Cynical Boarder—Here, waiterl CITQ PeraanenOv Cured 5o fit« er nervouenefi ll I W aller first Jas’* iiseof Dr. Kliae's Great Nero watch for old rubber boots so we could Waiter—Yes, eah; yes, sah! Xestorer. Send for FH KE S'J.OO triaJ botH«and tret* He Is Everywhere. Cynical Boarder—When I asked you «•. Da. R. H K linb . Ltd. «Ul ArchSt.. Philadelphia, Pa use the heels?” Mrs Stubb—I declare, John, there is "Yes, indeed Real rubber, they were for a four-minute egg you evidently No Extra Charge Made. one man who must be the worst in the then, too. Made a fine core. If you misunderstood. I meant one that has “See “Wow!” yelled the victim, country. didn't start with a good core, the other been in boiling water for that period Mr Hta'ib— What is his name, Ma fellow’s ball would bounce higher. A and not one that lacked four minutes here, barber! You’ve cut off part of my ear.” rla? fellow was pretty poor stuff that ' of hatching. "So I have,” replied tbe barber cool Mrs. Stubb—Why, John Doe, I have couldn't bounce bls ball over the shed.” I ly, “but calm yourself. We make no seen where he wa« fined as often aa ten There 1» more Cst.rrn in this section of the "And mother used to give us tbe country than .11 other dlwa.ee gpt together, extra charge lor correcting facial blem times in one day.—Chicago News. yarn. That never seemed extravagant an<l tbe last few year» years was aupt««<-d supposed to be ishes. «nd until the 1’11 trim the other ear down to incurable. a great many years doctors pro to her, although maybe she objected If nounced It a For local disease, and preacribed local a decent size too.” — Philadelphia Has Posed Many Presidents. retne lie«, and by constantly failing to core Press. we spent a nickel for candy.” with local treatment, pronounced it Incurable. George G Rockwood, photographer "I used to get enough yarn to make a Science haa proven catarrh to be a constitu has posed every president since Van ball from my old Aunt Emma, as pay tional disease, and thar«fora reqtiirea constitu American In Oxford "Eight." tional treatment. Hall'a Catarrh Cure, man Buren He has been a photographer for holding five skeins.” D. Milburn, son of the well known ufactured by F. J. Cheney A Co.. Toledo, Ohio, over fifty years. la the only constitutional cure on the market, Buffalo lawyer in whose house Presi "Did you put hard twine on the out it is taken internally in dose« from 10 drops to side before you put on the cover?”’ ateaspoonful. It acts directly on the blood dent McKinley died, is a member of Preparing for the Fray. end mucous surface« of the system. They offer the Oxford boat crew this year, “Yes. Fine, hard twine or small flsh- Hii hundred dollars for any case it falls to Mrs. Neightors — What’s that aw- llne. That was a little more expensive, one cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Ad almost equally athletic brother haa fnl racket upstairs? I sounds like a but—well, I made great balls!” dress, F. J. CH ENEY A CO., Toledo, O. missed the “eight.” Sold by Druggists, 75c. wild Indian bad broken loose. “So did I. My brother taught me to Hrll's Family Pills are the beat. Mrs. Bloechers — Ob, that's my A Qulbbler. cut the cover from old boot tops. Quar busband. He's brushing the duet oft Important Ommlsslen. ters, you know—pieces shaped like “Would yon quit smoking for my his baseball vocabulary. Pa—Ostend, in the front of this die- sake?” asked she pieces of orange peel.” “Certainly,” answered the cold "Yes, I’ve made ’em that way, too, •.Unary you will find “the flags of all Her Comment. blooded man; “if there was any nccas but sometimes we cut the leather In nations.” It is complete. Softleigb - Yaas, I always cahwy Ostend—Complete nutbin’I Why, ion for it But I fail to see why I two dumb-bell-shaped pieces, like those an umbrella, doncher know. balls In the window there. Then we they ain’t even got the baseball pen should begin smoking for your sake in Mine Cutting — I always suspected nant among dem. the first place”—Washington Star sewed 'em with waxed thread.” that you didn’t know enough to go in “Say I’m going to teach that boy of when it rains. mine to make a baseball. There are some things absolutely necessary to a Added to British Empire. liberal education. Good-by!” Three hundred and fifty square miles “Good-by! I suppose I shall see you have been added to the British Empire by the ratification of the frontier be at tbs directors meeting at four?” Hood’s Sarsaparilla N«H.r.al ▼••»••• ■nd Hit»« •" It 1. our pal.tr»! duty Jo rail tlou once again ,h“1 mosqultora are with u»- No «»»er doth th. gras. Mf " £ tween India and Thibet. Important Part. “I trust,” said the wardboss, “that we will be able to roll up a handsome majority for you.” “I don’t care whether it’s handsome or not, ’’replied the canddate, “just so it’s a majority.” Russian Photographers. In Russia no photographer can prac tice hie art without a license. The Effect of Running. Running lessens tbe blood supply in the legs. 2Vo Hair? “My hair was falling out vary faat and I was greatly alarmed. I then tried Ayer’a Hair Vigor and my hair etopped falling at once.”— Mrs. G. A. McVay, Alexandria, O. The trouble is your hair does not have life enough. Act promptly. Save your hair. Feed it with Ayer’s Hair Vigor. If the gray hairs are beginning to show, Ayer’s Hair Vigor will restore color every time. |t.M a Mite. All tauMb If the blood is in good condition at the beginning of the warm season, you are prepared to resist disease and are not apt to be troubled with boils, ▲ young woman recently received | pimples, blackheads and blotches, or the itching and burning skin eruptions Instruction In the art of Indian basket that make one's life a veritable torment and misery. ry, and bad made several copies of Now is the time to begin the work of cleansing and building up the Indian baskets of which she was very I blood uid strengthening the weak proud. A friend, who had been living places in your constitution. During the HORRIBLY AFFLICTED WITH BOILS. in Arizona, called upon the young wo cold winter months we are compelled X had a horrible man, who showed the baskets with to live indoors and breathe the impure attack of bolls considerable pride. air of badly ventilated rooms and of that broke out all “They are really very well done,” fices. We over-work and over-eat, and over my body and from whloh I commented the visitor, “but of course ! get too little out-door exercise, and our could got no pos they are not tbe real Indian bas- i systems become clogged with impuri sible relief until kets.” ties and the blood a hot-bed of germs I began taking “Why, Mrs. Sawyer,” Indignantly and humors of every kind, and warm your medicine, exclaimed the maker, "how can you weather is sure to bring a reaction, and from my ex- say that, when I Just told you that I and the poisonous matter in the blood perlenoe I can made tbem myself?” and system will break out in boils and safely say S. B.S. pustules or scaly eruptions and red, is tho boot blood One Point of View. disfiguring bumps and pimples. Make purifier in tho world. "I am very much afraid that you do Mra. M. P. 8MTTHRRS, a good beginning this season by taking not appreciate the spirit of a free coun Wytheville, Vo. a course of S. S. S. in time; it will not try.” only purify your blood and destroy the “Oh, yes I do,” answered the man germs and poisons, but promote healthy THE BEST TONIC AND APPETIZER. who bad recently landed In New York, llvln* in Sherman, Tex., I be action of the Liver and Kidneys and While es me a victim of Impure, watery In a dialect which It la needless to re give you a good appetite at a time blood. I rAn down in appetite and produce. energy; waa scarcely able to get when you need it most. about and had to stop off and rest “What do you understand by a free S. S. S. improves the digestion and occasionally. I took 8. B. 8. and be- country?" to Improve at once, and after a tones up the Stomach, and you are not ?-an borough course became strong and "It Is a place where you are free to continually haunted by the fear of well. do as you choose If you can manage to indigestion every time you eat, or I think 8. B. 8. the beet medicine I ever used aa an appetizer and gen get on the police force."—Washington troubled with dizziness, nervousness eral tonio. J. O. BCOTT. 811 Railroad street, Rome, Ga. Star. and sleeplessness. There is no reason Diplom icy. to dread the coming of warm weather if you have your system well fortified i“® blood in a normal, healthy condition. It is the polluted, sluggish Mrs. Housekeep—It’s almost Impos- Bible to get a servant girl these days. blood that invites disease germs, microbesand poisons of every kind and a l°,n£ tra’n °f spring and summer ailments, break down the con You've got to keep telling them what they must do and even then they won't stitution, and produce weakness, lassitude, and other debilitating disorders. Eczema, Acne, Nettle-rash, Poison Oak and Ivy, and other irritating skin stay! Mrs. Hakt—Gracious, no! I only troubles are sure to make their appearance unless the humors and poisons manage to keep mine by constantly are antidoted and the thin, acid blood telling them what they are respectful made rich and strong before the coming ly requested to do. — Philadelphia of warm weather. A course of S. S. S. now would be Press. "________________ a safe precaution and a good beginning Cotton Mill at Quito. and enable yon to pass in comfort A cotton mill to be built at Quito, . . through the hot, sultry months and tbe capital of Ecuador, must be car escape the diseases common to spring and summer. S. S. S. is guaranteed rled on tbe backs of mules throuuli purely vegetable and is recognized as the best blood purifier and the most in tbe Andes, passing a point 16,000 feel vigorating andpleasantof all tonics. Write forourbookon “The Blood and In altitude *" iJu'casc8' W£ SWIFT8PLCIHC CO., ATLANTA, GA, “Real Indian." r/.'.irrrt. I ha I• H Kllghir A ‘ h,‘‘1 . ‘ » ». As-ü-r.Ä-vwÄxz:. ^et. g.ts hump on themselves 1.« th.-re I. a sound of buzzing tn the Is» {ù’.a.i.llii« «nd than «<• 1>rl,, From sundry »««tup«, from odd J k I. nd from sluggish .treat», there arl«M sound of ominous Import. Try a will w. cannot esrape that h. ntlng sound. There la nothing .toe I k« » In all the world. It 1» <!»• forerunner of «Usaster. . .. Who hath not tain awake at g when th.- summer heat w.s terrtfl« a d heard the soft bunt of the rno.qu «» «■ ho flitted hither and yon tn the datk ness? . , Who hath not wondered when < pesky thing was going Io allgl.i ■ ' hath not waited In fiendish delight o let the Insect get Its bill sunk deeply into the .kin, ami then slapped »«'««'’■ ly with Intent to kill, only to “*• the mosquito had departed with nt» bill full of blood for other unprotecti a spots? Who hath not .lapped himself to death «luring a particularly night and uot land«>d on. of the , , almost trying vicious Alcohol. epium< Tobacco Using ar IL Lt ITT HATED CUKtlLAKA — H R ■ «MR*— Punt lamp , Osr Ttiephone fVlinJJI Dr. C. Gee Wo ^OKkUON. WONDER IHJL HOME TREATMENT rOKTLAND1 St. Helen s School for Girls. Thirty-third year. CommotHoue bulldlnf« Modern cquip’iK’iit. A* »•lumi»'an I preparatory oourxea. Bpaclal courm In muiicandart. llluatrated catalogue. AH departments now open. MISS HI.HANOH II’ltltUrrS, Rimirai^ BROMO- SELTZER Thia woixUrtul »’hl- ui'M <|uHur la «••11*4 gr» al I mk h«» curwa iMtipIr wllhuul o|»rrrt tlun that giv»'«» »• 1» to dla. Il* rur*» *»'•» th«M** woiMlarfhl »‘hl iis<Rr lirrliN. riMil«, buila, iMktka and vra«'la»»l’’» that arw »iiilrrly mm known to iiHMlhal »tic* »•• thia iNHiwtry ThroMtfh ih>«* harmlaaa rrnunllr«» thia • known Illi’ a«'<h»li of uv«*r MM> dirt- r< « m H« «, whh’h h<’«»I« vs nnfuUy n«« « In r><m illMriMM«« II* MUMraotr« • I«» < hi «' i Mllarli, m h inn, lung, ihrua«. rhruihHlIain, n<-rv<i<iniH-«a m I oiiiim h. Ilvvr. k tlury«, ••<• : hnn hilinli« <ln of h<«lliiM>iilnl« Charg«'« iin«|(>ral«’. < nil ntu| him. I’ntli’ni« out of II»«« cliy writ» for hlnitkn noil' In'nlnin M«nnl ntnmp. < <».\M'|r TA I IO.N FKltl a l>l»l<I NK The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. CURES ALL M^.E va B artho . : A Good Beginning RUFRSON MAOHINFNY OO. I Headaches ISA Alder •«•• Purlland, Oregon. SS- M.uU.u V*pa< «<M>*3«g>*>e «■<•»>••■»■•'• »■«•••« • «‘«i«a IO OUMTS-BVKRYWHIWC I AGENTS WANTED| Everywhere. Write now. THE WAil OB MOSqvITOES pests? Wliat more futile anger In all the world than that directed iignlust one of those long-legged, loug-bllltd tornienters of the night? We have all known the poignant agony of a night with the mosquitoes and we all feel the need ot a reform. Why due« not the President of tlu-e United States get to work to suppnws these vile pests that cumber the earth as with a pestilential aud noxious fog? Why have we elected him to the high office he occupies If he Is to allow these paltry little Inaects to make our Ilves miserable? Something .hould be done, and that right quickly. If the R«pub I- can party will not take tip this burning Issue, then the Democrats should seize upon It with avidity. Who Is there with soul so dead who would not vote for a straight ticket for any party that would put an anti- moaqulto plank In Its platform? Tho political organisation that will take up this question w ill Hud victory perching on its bauuers at the next election like a crow on a scarecrow. There Is no other question so Im portant. Tbe tariff sinks hick Into in nocuous desuetude. Tbe trust questlou looks like a pea beside a pumpkin In comparison. The money question falls back so far In tlie backness that It looks like the small end of the smallest needle In the world a utile away. What we want Is an eradication of the Insects that fly by night and make life one long torture. We demand some relief. We Insist upon measures for the amelioration of the condition of our people at nlgltL We call upon all men to take up the cry for reform. The mosquito must go. He usually does go, but alas, be comes back again. —Chicago Chronicle. KAMI Ut. 91 DSHOWI t. WAVI 1.1 Y A tot fM) Artlamobtbi. I SOO ar. »AMBII*. IMItBIAI. MOWitH. (X . I.Yr b lAkftts Unto, no .«4 arauA. MoroRCYcm. Send tor catal"»u«a Portland, Oregoa. i Tarawa SpokaM Sr.ltlr 9 • • • e • • • • e e e • à I * I Biliousness “Ihan uaad jo.r vsluablr CASCA- UFI* Ul'l 11 1 lh-iu polirci ' Without llirui 1 have (IBM 'LrU. *< r-' li.» I il l* tor tnd K.-Mion wml t> 1 o isnaas and am now run* pi.-laiy cured Hri otnswnd them u< airry on« uno. trifid you wiU nrvor bw witboui thorn la Ute tstutiy. S.DW A M ahx , AlUMty. N. Y. w CANOT CATHARTIC lotcrutra In Buttles I Somethin} Comfortable and Durable MITCHELL A BEE LINE BUGGIES Are at the hea*l of their cla*a for Comfort Luy Biding Appearznee Durability Pleanant. PalatAbi«. Pouint. Ta«te Good no Good. Never tllckan. ft «taken or Grii* |0r tUc ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... Bterheg M.a.4y (<hR*«.. Meet reel. Mew Tert. Jf) WANT TO KNOW WHY I ♦ i A«k foe our Ulustrslnl namphlrt«. Mailed free. MITCHELL, LEWIS 1 STIVER CO. ! « > 200-206 llret M.. POl< fl ASD. Olt. 1 o Anxious to Help Rockefeller. <> Also Spokane, llolae. i Report that John I). Rockefeller had ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦.*«•♦♦♦«e«eeee 4 said he would piy a million dollars for a new stomach, or a healthy digestive apparatus, haa resulted in deluging tbe Standard Oil millionaire with thous ands of letters. p. N. u. How ■ Patient In Hunltarium Cot Knpply of Morphine. liie Kind on Have Always Hought has borne the signa ture of ( has. II. Fletcher* and has been made uudrr his personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one to deceive you in this. Counterfeit** I inHat Ions and lattPO ’»nt Eiperinirnts, and rndaiiUrr tho Health ot Children—Experience against Experiment« vviiai. is I2> CASTORIA | um/A What VMtoria is it linrnilcsa mibMitiito for ('¡»«tor Oil, Pare goric, Drops mid Soothing Syrups. It is PIcuMint. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic mibstmice. Its age is its giiantntee. It destroys Worms and allays 1 cverishness. It cures Diarrhu n und Wiml „ i’;.. r,ellevci» Teething Troubles, cures Const ipution anti I lutulcncv. It assimilates the .. ..... I, regulates tho h-K "'J-V» ?,,d Kh lng healthy ami natural Me« p. The Children's Punuccit I he Mot iter's Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears tho Signature of For Over 30 Years CURE Your HORSE of HEAVES COUGH, ^“emperor fink Hye with I’ hissizm H u »’» zan CnaniTinusV «’owiisss. They Alt A (ittr.AT MOOD rtlllHB» Business Notice. 0ND '0NU' • ,ure <'“rt ,or »*■ «ilinrnts from which braves Hm.h.V.’T.r? Msll.Wc _ CURED 34 HORKS. ••«« f..t «l»M month, .n.1 In tM< 1 Th» 1 ruMlan tUmodlM bar. sUu«l • irr««c raputath n In . ........... -linn. KKNIcst SKHNl KK. N.w.rb, Free 6» P.r. H.nd Bon». _grli-.lau jtfTtnlT ft . *b P” 1, " ' fOKTLAMU hxai. C'O., ParSlaad, Origan. Coast Agents. Scarcely a Day Ex-banker, having been In retire ment, Is nnxlous for opportunity to get back Into biislness world; would take advantage of any opening, how ever small.—Cleveland p|n|n |)(.'„|(.r : FRED T. MERRILL CYCLE CO. HIDES DRUG IN HER HAIR. "It is well known,” said a nurse In an uptown sanitarium to a New York Times man, "that women addicted to morphine will resort to all sorts of tricks to hide the drug for use when they know It will lie kept from them. I am ’wise.' as they say. on all the violet bonbons, bouquets, chocolate drops and similar resources <if that de scription In which morphine Is secret ed. But the other day I was assigned to the care of a patient who beat me. Iler supply of morphine was gradually reduced until the second day of treat ment, and then cut off altogether. Still the patient continued to get mor phine. There was no doubt about that Not only myself but every nurse and employe in the house was under suspicion. The patient was a woman with a beautiful and bountiful sup- ply of hair. Her husband, who visit ed her twice a day, wits virtually no- cused of bringing her the drug and he was naturally indignant. “ ‘What do you suppose I am pay ing good money for a cure for?" be asked. "Tbe fourth day the doctor In at tendance stood for a long time over the patient, who was drowsy with morphine. Suddenly he put his arms around her and lifted her to a sitting posture. Now, he said, 'we are going to comb your hair and perhaps you will feel refreshed.' “The patient fought like a wildcat, and the secret was out. She had enough morphine hidden In her hair to last her six weeks If we had not found It out.” e ......... .. I’.'l' v": *r!' "I"'» to perforin .onio tlinii-iilt tle-iial operation that I. ths illri-ct rrsultoi neslnctlng tlm tenth I',*.'?,!!,lr«® ,n" ■“."''Sly th« bcnollt Slid eronotny of roti mi It I n v adsiitlatat irry llrjt tUg" of tooth trotil.l« At 111. Msrl thran trouble, sr« rorrnntml .('’.T'" at 7""11 '"•••«ethmls Stille«» and Otir Work ■uartente.-d The man who poses as a~iady killer rnakts good by bvr’ug sensible worn d to death. ' <>r. Third .nil W ashlngton •-w »OUTLAND. UKBUOB, a