Klamath republican., June 04, 1903, Image 4

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It Ha«.
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have
added
to our
-
- * tuina they must hava
,
I
.no uiium is deficient
FAVORITES
secured a divorce right away.
a vitality, Just as pimple« and other ¡
Similarity.
eruption« are sign« that the blood
Jewsliarp George—I suppose after yer
la impure.
rolled around in de street an* got full
It’« a warning, too, which only the of mud de lady in de wayside cottage
thought yer had l>een intoxicated.
hazardous fail to heed.
van .
n
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
and Pills
stllia
’,
RiltRSON MAfìtlllto,v
sn.«...« >« .. ..........
John Hurns of Ovttysburg.
1
Of
....... ..
-
I tm ,b..~. «•-•jX'TiS
<lf ripe ...Hl», when «
warned the» ’»•>
Tkrvv.li««> Ik .Wv .M
“ *“*
oraxa " and added. 1» i11' ) »' ’
*
,
feed of that Kri»“ >oU w,n
,“J" "’y,
ot here for • w«‘»’k.”
legs
•
braced
and lower Up drooping In a mo«t un-
nsnel tin I grot.equ« f»«blon. He had
to
almost
its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed
forever; nine cases out oi ten are caused by
catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed
condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
I
case of Dearness (cauaed by catarrh) that can
not be cured by Hall’s Catarrh Cure. Send for
| witn Dr. W. A. Wise, of the famous
I dental firm, Wise Brothers, Failing
building, Portland, Oregon. This firm
is probably the most np-to-date conrern
in the Northwest. They put teeth in
order without causing any pain, and
their prices are extremely moderate.
The moral of this story is that levers
should not neglect their teeth. There
I
are probably 50,000 bad-toothed lovers
within 50 miles of Portland, all of
whom should go immediately to Wise
Brothers and get fixed up for proper
kissing.
youl”
British Manufacturers Left.
Called him "Daddy”; begged he'd dis-
clore
The I irmingham Post calls the atten­
The name of the tailor who made bis
tion of British manufacturers to the fact
clothes,
that contracts involving the sum of circulars, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, a And,what was the value he set on those;
165,000,000 have been obtained by
Sold by Druggists, 75c
While Burns, unmindful of jeer ami scoff.
American interests during the last few
Hall’s Family Pill» are the beat.
Stood there picking the rebels off—
weeks for the construction of elootrical
With bis long brown rifle, and bell crown
Great Show.
traction systems in England, Russia
bat,
Ernie — Mabel waa engaged four
and Holland.
And the swallow tails they were laugh­
time« down at the beach last summer.
ing at.
She said it was a regular circus.
'Twas but for a moment, for that re­
Understood.
Edith—Sort of a four ring affair, I
spect
Linzee—There’s nothing I like bet- suppose.
Which clothes all courage their voices
ter than hard work.
checked,
Getting at the Causes.
Morris— There’« nothing you like
And something the wildest could under
better when someone else ie doing it.
Mrs. Muggins—How did you break
stand
Linzee—That’s understood. I hope your husband of swearing?
Spake in the old man'« strong right hand;
you didn’t think I was such a fool as
Mrs. Baggins - I had the telephone And bis corded throat, aud the lurking
frown
to like to do hard work myself, or any taken out and gave the alarm clock
Of his eyebrows under Ills old bell-crown;
other kind, for that matter.
away.—Philadelphia Record.
Until, ns they gazed, there crept an awo
Through the ranks in whispers, and some
men saw
In the antique vestments and long white
hair
The Past of the Nation In battle there;
And some of the soldiers since declare
That the gleam of his old white hat afar,
Like the crested plume of the brave Na-
varre,
UXansy?£
That day was the orlflamme of war.
Nothing is a source of so much trouble as an old sore or ulcer, particu­
You know the
So raged the battle.
larly when located upon the lower extremities where the circulation is weak
rest:
and sluggish. A gangrenous eating ulcer upon the leg is a frightful sight, How the rebels, beaten and backward
and as the poison burrows deeper and deeper into the tissue beneath and the
pressed.
sore continues to spread, one can almost see the flesh melting away and feel Broke at the final charge and ran.
the strength going out with the sickening discharges. Great running sores At which John Burns—a practical man__
and deep offensive ulcers often develop from a simple boil, swollen gland, Shouldered his rifle, unbent his brows,
bruise or pimple, and are a threatening danger always, because, while ali And then went back to Ills bees and cows.
This is the story of old John Bums.
such sores are not cancerous, a great many are, and this should make you This
is the moral the reader learn«:
suspicious of all chronic, slow-healing ulcers and sores, particularly if can­ In fighting the battle, the question’s
cer runs in your
- » family.
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Face
sores are common and cause the greatest
whether
annoyance because
1
they are so per-
You'll show a hat that's white, or a
sistent and unsightly and detract so
SORES ON BOTH ANKLES.
feathc:!
much from one's personal appearance.
O»ntl«tn»n : About tan years apo a —Bret Harte.
be dragged Io e»mp.
»»•’
would not eat bls oats or tlrink water.
,he home»
h“1’**
He " preferred to sleep. • AU th*
were sleepy for about
»bout three do».
days, l,u
but «
no 111 effect»
eff«-ts followed, except profuse
profus«
Chronic Sores
Eating Ulcers»
THStWinSHCinO CO., ATLAHTA,
« a
Brand
The Grand Duke Alexis, who bas
been compelled by a severe Illness to I
retire from bis position as head of the
duke
Alexander
giand
Is 53 years
The
old and has had a
• empeatuo u a
career.
Several
years ago, during
his brother's reign,
he was dismissed In disgrace from hl«
post, but more rec< ntly he was
DUKE ALEXIS.
Cattle «re said either not
to be affect,ed by eating thia gis«» or
to refuse to set It. The e»*et facts sre
not known. It Is [Kisslble that »Inn
âee Fsc-SImlU Wrapper Below.
*9 take ansa
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
quit at 40, and w» can tell you i.ow
large the town Is.
Great as you are, your friends
lavgb merrily after your funeral
Sold by drugslsts.
Everywhere.
:
CITO Fermanenny cs .«® m
^0 Ft« er «.»tv.
ri I D B.n«f ft.•!
i»® '» I»r Klin®
Nv’fvt
•»<■ ! r Ft< ItK • J untiteli-iiUanslUw^
MB. Da .R II K lin » uà tui Alt hnt.rialnUI^Linl'W
On Thvlr Dignity.
kind o'
will be of use as a stdatlve.
Write now
think Ivo
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FRED T. MERRILL CYCLE CO.
Port Lind, Oregon. ;
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aeon
V...
r< h
THF
For rough« nut rntch then» I m no brfli*r
medicina than I’»««»’» Curo fur Couauiup*
Uou. Price 25 vonta.
A lluttertly I arm.
A gifted monkey In a Ixiudon meting
a farm
I
He auswerwl to •lisle for rriiring moths ami bulterllli •
the name vf Esau and was 4V» years ! Half an acre of land has lawn plant­
old. His life was Insured for a largo ed aitli trees and ahrulte for the pur-
sum aud the manager of the menag­ |H>ee In their season the stock of < ater-
Near Hrgrle>rt>ngh, England,
erle died recently.
erie asserts that the signature for Ida
life policy bore Esau's own auto­
Alcohol,
Cpium,
Tobicco
Using A*
pillars is twenty thousand.
From
thirty to forty thousaiid prever ved in*
graph, whl< h bls trainer. Captain Del- ¡ recta are kept in reaorv®, so tlial btit-
nseler, bad taught him to write. Esau. tritlies ami moths can !>« supplied irre­
Indeed, bad Ills own banking aecouut.
his earnings, amounting to some thou­
sands a year, being credited In his
own name. Checks drawn sgalnst this
num were signed by Esau.
A weman of Paisley, Scotland, re­
cently stumbled at night Into a stream
which wns In flood and was swept Into
the sewer through which the stream
(lows before Joining the River Cart.
While passing through the sewer she
caught a projecting IMge and climbed
upon It.
The place was swarming
with rati. She had the greatest dlttl
culty In keeping them off and much of
her clothing waa torn or gnawed
away. After she had been In this po
sitlon for eight hours the stream rose
and she was swept off the ledge Into
the River Cart, where she clung (ol
the bank and was rescued the next
mu ruing.
The national
ton
has
a
museum at Washing
remarkable collection
of
rat«, which was presented by Major
Edgar A. Mearns of the medical de­
Wfrftt IW •
LlU-TItATU)
Cmojua»
Ptmtuxata
spective of tho time ol the year.
inn
NRWI.V tMiwovRvni atsnumt
lurrASKAI Wl'MI-ISHs.
I or Ihe Cwrr of all IM»««««« «nJ • <)•« (tato
Hook I’rtr.
W» will Niall ft re« l> any
h Art tifi J»
« Bar, Olir teilth allunai r<llt O 1. *.L« «-«ArN
• > Il riti th aii<l lx rat i h, na l> a >-tir 4»Pt«f Nat
Tfr-at® i»u now w a> • to gvt h- «uh »»4 •»•<
» ar «»rimila» f«»r ihr mr» < f man« ¿i*i»n
h«>w I«» nur*» and « art
«Fe »I k b*»
*• I hava hr»n u «1 m « ( AK AU F'IS ««»4 a« long • I I
alni II» a I'«' ». a?» «rinite rvwt
• «l»4 «O<1 «fterUV* l«f «kl••
««• «iiuplt «..«>
«I
a*l«1
«Ulti
’
M
iloti
Ivrautlftrf
wo UHtOvftt
d»rful M* tfaughUr and I w*t« t >ti ««»d aiito
• ■« «l« «na h and <>ur t»r«alh ••« «er» ’ •
Af-.t-f Iti K«»l«l. mattv vaina >!• ml«« bì anegue rrr.ja
uain« • »•« <i ^0« of Ca»«'«r*te •• !»•** ii«i»«‘'*rd for I io < im » w ilo. faro • bu»in« •« an4¡» n H hbi - a
•oudetfullr I haf «r* • «r««t he p l» ib« fatally
ntrn. vahialUe n»l»c 1 latir« t»« * '..nuStlss
—•*——
-to
WllMItWlNA N«U«I
. M-rirt« an>l tttotiay tnakiiir t
■ • • » •
IIJ7 M iuwu L mju «* hi . I luuiuoau. Cbla
attirai ooiitlvr.ohry« Irtiwtalla ani hnaw «Urte
iMMib, tahia» I-' to ail that wanl hraltb m !
wraith
Mtiiil jruur afide*»« »• -!«» ad 4 tlw W
CANOT
<|rr«aof(wo or t»u»r«’ | r • «• n.«t La»«-*
CATHARTIC
a itnptl >ti. « alarrb. rhr'»n»ati»m iwr*»’» 1*
I ■ a»*«. *■ «etna, pii«»«. Ihar, k 141»« vi later
ara*« I haarI «Ila «•«*, lati»* i>a> « ur ».dn «vat
i al l hra<U a«’ ' o. a. I
! » r •
firmi or I .‘
r • « • » • » tb»f 41 mm
aN'l th* lx» k wl l I n » mal 1*4 lo >ou «n-1 kn
ir** «»•> rvucipl ut leu eviti« tu j ay
ti
•Irr a
Thr CAltfnrnU Bollalo! «elido« Ca.. la.
ItAM .\ofth Alvata<lu Ht . I am A«f*teA ’M
a.
•'•••«■til* rot.nl Tails finn» rm
•<*">. Usisi -ira.i, w.aa.n ur Uries H* lx-
REATH
w.
CURE CONSTIPATION.
a.«.,,
I*. N. lb
...
asswssi. a., i«v ns
partment of the army. In this collec.
tlon are specimen» »f water rata
mountain rats, Held rata, tree ril,
ship rata, factory rat«, cave rata and
pinin every dny rat».
rat*
arctic
v w v **▼▼▼*▼▼**▼ w ▼ w w w ▼ rr ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼▼▼▼ ** * *
Boy»’ and Youth»'
rata, rat« fr„ni
chipmunks, squirrels, mink
Jack Knife Shoes}
stl.
A dt your drzlrr lor th« Ml
Knife Shor. Every boy get» z J
pocket kmfr with hu p*»
shore. Best «-raring iluxs. Raw <
steel knives.
!
raccoon*
o[H>ssuins and hundreds of varletle» of
mice. Including field mice and wood I
.KRAUSE & PRINCE, Wholesaler*, 87-59 Fir»t St., Portland,Or.«
mice.
Twu VerY S‘XH«h Waist*
W- Is. DOUGLAS
S3. (Sand S3.22 Shoes »18:
Vnit • MI)
from S3.OO Io BA «H» ♦•’Brlf
y wrsrlm
I* I’ ouk I mb eXAi» or S3 Ml»»«*.
Th«y ar» ju«| tut £<»< m | In «trrjr way ba thoMll.Rl
!»• w » r ”t lag you f r<>in $ I <■> !• •
Iliiliiri.nn n.tln «>? W. L. IkHiglM •!•••<•• |
Ibrtr ■tiportorllv otrr all « liter mak**«
Hohl by ret «11 »bo« «Iralctu ev«riwh»r«-
Tbo gciiiitUB liBYe imine Bini I”1**
_*%ini»«’«J on tlm bottom.
BUI «tltute hl»t Color t/Crlt**"-
U. I.. I>ottftl«s Ml «.III L.lfJ
Lint’ < Miuiot I m ’ r«|u»ll*<
nt any |»rlc*
shews a stylish Hbow s|pi ve
shirt waist of white brllllantlne ’
round yoke is made with
, The
2
shows
a
pretty
’ll« Money•« Wurth
Yesterday, —* » 1 gave yon „ d|,ne
you called me
«Ionel; now that I g|vc
you a dollar, 11 » Plain‘mister.* huw
Is that?”
i
<
There are iron-
East Indie, and muHkrat»;aliio skunks
“Well, you •ee. boss, 'klllln(.|. ,
common dat 1 .,h0U*{"t 1,11 -'<•■>• dlHtl",
gulsh you set you ter
In a
row all ter yo'se’f.” .
Atlanta t’ouhtitu.
tlon.
»«««ly of Textile*
ami .M|
M| s
S «;
n s
‘ North
»«.ir. . Carolina
monna ail(1
State schools for H)(. HtU(|
fabrics.
in time.
WANTED
AGENTS
but
Ain't you a shop girl al
I’ pnr-
nil(| Hgiire*.
simple
•'»tlate.
Uh te cuffs and eoliar B(Ij
the ef-
fectlvene«« of the waist.
T«BT email end
The larger the town, t|R. ,,lder thc
women are before they quit dancing.
Tell uh of a town In which the women
•■»««■• MktM t'r nvr.,
Suburdlnata.
more Is known about this sleepy gras»,
an extract m»y be made from It which
ho.
stored to full favor. F
Scvcral years ago
he paid a visit to the United State«
• •■•■••»«••
been Anally found asleep In the bushes
near camp.
tlculnrly becoming to «lender
. — .._j re-
MINN, the SEEBMtN
. Bvrnn® Coyne—Ah,
swr«to»t
may I I* yoiit captain and guide
strayed and were lost for days have
« dn.p!,,, «.
the
shoulder, anti gathered ....
1 »earn of
the
bodice. Thr. deep |,|,1R fo|dg
the hunt and about the belt run about
a chic, bouffant effect which nn>| giV()
Must Baar Signature of
CARTERS
Usually the Case.
»"»ii *
IBS I ront »|r,.(, ItWIatM, J
maira, rata from the Bblllppinea edi­
ble rata from China, rat. from th.
I
Little Liver Pills.
!
Il Ur ths market writ» (UI
l»rlMM.
W. T* Doiitclna riiftkM and •«>!• m«rt
fxxlywnr writ < hand-MW«<l pr-N «•••
tlmnniivn hai inanufu« tur«r in th« w
Carter's
FOR HEA0ACNE»
FOR DiniNElt«
FOR BlUOUSNEtt.
FOR TORNO LIVER.
FOR CONSTIPATION.
FOR SALLOW SRIH.
FOR YNECOMPLEXION
(T>.i. .1.«.. ir..i lhdri.1. <IM
garden amo!« ht «jii«ntity »
•’*'«»
I
"Do you lielieve that position affreta
one's eleop? ' *u«k«.*i »*'• w'- Auburn
man.
"Certainly,” replies»! the Norwood
philosopher. "1 never knew a man
who bad a position on tho police force
to to troubled with insomnia.’’
brought Into the region where It grows
ami turned ioo«e eat of It only one*
Horae» that were thought
to
have
Genuine
three living broth-
era of the late Em-
peror
IH.
¡:
J, Ma„
The range horst-» »re said never to
BSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Russian navy, Is
the uncle of
the
Czar and one of the
Ft,r orders «>1 11 (M) o, l0l)r,
1“ .-u .Ah 1.1m Ws srs wllllu«-
Lm,. ti .lite 1.1» À ws
eat sleepy grass, snd those that sre
Prayer Is the abiding background
in the life of the Christian.—Ram's
Horn.
Dake Al.xla No Longer Ifend
of the Riisaiari Navy,
AII4r.||Wa
AlwBy» took tor this trail* mark "Th» Kl»«n,
tool KlU'heii Kind."
I
with..ul
loss of tteeh from preferring to sleep amok«. s»he> or brat Mak» louilurtabl» euuk
mg
_____
Instead of eating full rations.
The Life of Prayer.
HAS LEFT HI8 HIGH POST.
QQ1 PER CENTOR
UU3 On ,n Ma
sweating while traveling and a I ttle
leal
John Burrcnghs has an article on
"The W ays of Nature” in the forth­
coming June Century, which contains
high praise for Kipling*« wiork in nat­
ural history.
He says that we are
never at a Iona how to take Kipling in
the “Jungle Book«;” and of the story
of “The White Seal." Mr. Burroughs
says that he could not detect one de­
parture from the fact« of the life his­
tory of the seal «0 far a« it i« known.
Vuu ran largely ItwrsaM IM
your rr..i. hy rr.t,.«
"" hHG
er» Milt» io, p.i,1 ,IU art;
email ,..u, «mtev. J'¿*wK'»5Í*aí!í
were pleket.Ml In another S|>ot-
I
The next morning all H>‘‘ »«r«*
drowsv. »nd one was «ound »•‘‘•cP.
with
llvsrmw uUllluK d,.ua,, |„
by ua for sur ell ut. durine rrf;"•
puai liver » year, .lu .-.-..* Ù ,,,L.
sonai and premi» su. nq.m l„ IT."',"
iru.icl io u. Il y,..,, .i.,,,,
• 1 'll
l.urr. d you ..sn a|.|H.|i.t ua I . «, !.;•* *
Ics II seri I.y la» and • ..uih,.»,,,, b*
(Sher a Whitman U. »X »
U asti I u» ou, I» u
“•»«Ut
"
A»<*r ,,H’
had arased .!«»< '>*'f
>
warning wo beetled, «nd th. home,
standing
lue« et Mu.fl.uu Mun (s,„,
With u. (..r s.» mui .„ i
fhlnery
Wind Him
. 7,1'
Ci..«.» Heparators. rus’i,, ,* ••
’‘I'""« «»«"'“ I”
i
.¿..'„’jj
All serious lung
troubles begin with a
tickling in the throat.
You can stop this at first
In a single night with
Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral.
Use it also for bronchitis,
consumption, hard colds,
and for coughs of all kinds.
Have you heard the story that gossip«
Rheumatism
^Neuralgia
Middle aged and old people and small sore came on oach of my ankles.
those whose blood is contaminated and Dew got into ths place« and they be­
came large, eating uloere, and I auf-
tainted with the germs and poison of fored
Intensely for nearly ten year».
malaria or some previous sickness, are I had »pont mcro than 8EC0.00 try­
the chief sufferers from chronic sores ing to got well when I chanced to
B. B. S. adveftlaed in a Memphis
and ulcers. While the blood remains in see
paper. I began to take it and was
an unhealthy, polluted condition heal­ <mr»d. My limbs hava never boen
■or» or given me any pain at all
ing is impossible, and the sore will since.
I have recommended 8. 8. S.
continue to grow and spread in spite of to
a great many people, and am now
washes and salves or any superficial or £vlng it to my nine-year-old ton for
»ema. During my loug sickness I
surface treatment, for the sore is but
living near Memphis, Tenn., but
the outward sign of some constitu­ was
have alnce romoved to Kansas City,
tional disorder, a bad condition of and am now residing at No. 614
the blood and system which local East Bixtaenth Street.
Mrs. B. A. HAF.RIS.
remedies cannot cure. A blood purifier
Kansas City, Mo.
and tonic is what you need. Some­
thing to cleanse the blood, restore its lost properties, quicken the circula­
tion and invigorate the constitution, and S. S. S. is just such a remedy.
S. S. S. reaches these old chronic sores through the blood. It goes to
the very root of the trouble and counteracts and removes from the blood all
the impurities and poisons, and gradually builds up the entire system and
strengthens the sluggish circulation, and when the blood has been purified
and the system purged of all morbid,
unhealthy matter the healing process
begins, and the ulcer or sore is soon
entirely gone.
S. S. S. contains no mineral or poison­
ous drugs of any description, but is guar­
anteed a purely vegetable remedy, a blood
purifier and tonic combined and a safe and permanent cure for chronic sores
and ulcers. If you have a slow-healing sore of any kind, external or internal,
write us about it, and our physicians will advise you without charge. Book
»a “The Blood and Ito Diseases ” free.
"|h«ve kept Ay»»'» Cherry Pec­
toral in nty hou»« for a great many
year«. It 1» ••'» *••» "’•dk,n*
the world »of co"rh» •nd
J. C. Willi»»»», Allie», N. I.
iHirlttg i»J’
1,,‘"
,n. horse
•M'j;' rS> ”r.SrT'i. I.-
tell
Burns of Gettysburg?
well;
Brief is the glory that hero earns,
Briefer is the «tory of poor John Burns;
Pertinent Inquiry.
He was the fellow who won reuown—
Remove it, give new life, new cour­
Biggs (smoking))—This is something The only man who didn't back down
Mrs. Laura L. Barnes, Waih
age, strength and animation.
like a cigar, old man.
When the rebels rode through hia uative
Diggs (getting a whiff)—Yes—er—
Ington, D. C., Ladies Auxiliary to
They cleanse the blood and clear the
town;
something like one. What is it, any­ But held bls own In the tight next day, Burnside Post, No. 4, <•. A. IL,
complexion.
Wheu all his towuafolk rau away.
way ?
Accept no substitute.
recommends Lydia E. Pinkham s
That was in July, sixty-three.
The Mean Man.
t “I felt tired all the time and could not
The very day that General l.es.
Vegetable Compound.
sleep.
After taking Hood's Sarsaparilla
“Never heard of such an ungrateful Flower of Southern chivalry.
“ 1 n iliseawa that come to women only,
Battled and beateu, backward reeled
a while I could sleep well and the tired man.”
From a stubboru Meade and a barren *» a rule, the doctor is called in. some-
feeling bad gone. This great medicine has
“In what way?”
times several doctors, but still matters
Held.
• Iso cured me of scrotal*'' M bs . C.
“Why, I heard he waa freezing and I
go from bad to worse; but I have
B oot , Gilead, Conn.
’ had a budiel of coal dumped on hi« I might tell you how, but the day before, never known of a case of female weak­
John Burns stood st his cottage door,
ness which was not helped when
Hood'a Sarsaparilla promises t® pavement.”
Looking down the village street.
euro and keeps th® promls®.
“What then?”
Where, in the shade of his peaceful vine, Lytlirt I'. Pinkham's Vegetable
OomROUntl waa used faithfully, l'or
“Well, he bad the nerve to eav a« He heard the low of his gathered kiue.
long as I had mussed up hia sidewalk And felt their breath with incense sweet; youngJwomcu who uro subject to
backache, irregular or pain­
Keeping In Practice.
he hoped I would «end someone around Or 1 might say, when the sunset burued headaches,
ful periods, and nervous attacks due to
The old farm gable, he thought it turned the severe strain on the system by
to
clean
it.
”
The Washington’s birthday masked
The milk, that fell in a babbling flood
some organic trouble, ntui for women
ball was in full swing. The honr for
Into the milk pail, red as blood.
Scientific Fact.
of advanced years in the most trying
unmasking had arrived.
bees
Or
how
he
fancied
the
hum
of
I
Fred—Do you know anything about
time of life, it serves to correct every
“Where is George Washington?’’
trees,
Were
bullets
buzzing
among
the
I
trouble and restore a healthy action of
asked the Spanish inquisitor of Louis love?
But all such fanciful thoughts as I these
all organs of the body.
Joe—Do I? My dear boy, I’ve made
Quirse.
Were «(range to a practical uiau like
•• J.ydiAlLPiiikliitm’xVcgctnblo
“The last I saw of him,’’ said Louis, it a life study.
Burns,
Cotnpountl is a household reliance
Fred—With what result?
Who minded only bls own concerna,
“he was in the buffet cutting down the
in my home, and I would not be with­
Joe—Well, I’ve succeeded in reduc­ Troubled no piore by fancies tine
out it.
In all my experience with thie
visible supply of cherry bounce.
ing my ignorance of it to a scieuce.
Thau one of hi» culm eyed, long-tailed medicine, which covers years, I have
kine—
found nothing to equal it and al-
A Quandary.
No Dash About Him.
Quite old-fashioned and matter-of-fact, way« recommend it."— M rs . L avra L.
Jones is in a bad fix mentally.”
Jones—Hamilton is a pretty good ex­ Slow to argue, but quick to act.
B aunk «, 807 Second St., N. E., Wash­
What’« his trouble?”
ample of what a business man ought to That waa the reatou, ua some folks say. ington, D. C. — fSOOO forftlt If original of
He fought so well on that terrible day. aitiw letter ftrovlAj g»nu I nun rss cannot be produces.
“He can’t decide whether it is better be.
And it was terrible. On the right
to lose his soul cursing the icy pave­
Brown—In some ways, yes, but then
Such testimony itltould be ac­
ment or lose hie life trying to whip the he’« so terribly deliberate, Why, I’ve Raged for hours the heady fight.
cepted by all women uh convinc-
Thundered the battery’s double bass—
Injf evidence that l.ytlln IL
man that throw« ashes on them against known him to spend ten minutes over Dirtlcult music for men to face;
the wind.”—Baltimore New«.
his noonday lunch
Boston Transcript While oil the left—where now the graves riukltain's Vegetable Compound
stands without u peer as a rem­
Undulate like the living waves
edy for all the distresslug illstrf
That all that day unceasing swept
women.
Up to the pits the rebels kept—
Round shot plowed the upland glades.
Valuable Collection of Stamps.
Sown with bullets, reaped with blades;
Shattered fences here and there
A collection of stamps formed by G.
Tossed their splinters in the air;
Owen Wheeler of the London Philatelic
The very trees were stripped and bare; society was «old by amtion recently
The barns that once held yellow grain
for |a,575.
Were heaped with harvest of the slain;
cattle bellowed on the plain,
PROPI K KISSING.
turkeys screamed with might and
maiu,
TRADE
If You Want Your Lover to Love You,
brooding barn-fowl left tbelr rest
Have Good Teeth.
With strange shells bursting iti each uest.
Just where the tide of battle turns,
There are a good many people in
Erect aud lonely stood old John Burns.
love, and love leads to kisses. At
How do you think the man was dressed?
least, if it does not immediately lend
He wore au ancient long buff vest.
to kis e.s, it is usual that fond persons
Yellow as saffron—but his best;
while conversing sit near each other.
And, buttoned over his manly breast.
At such a time they can see whether
Was a bright-blue coat, with a rolling
No Substitute.
Will Sometimes Happen.
collar,
each has a nice, white set of teeth or
Little Eliazbeth was impatiently de­
“You wouldn’t believe it,.lieutenant, And large gilt buttons—size of a dollar— not. And it is more than likely that
manding a piece of bread and butter. but only yesterday a lieutenant lay at With tails that the country-folk called
if either lias neglected his, or her,
Iler mother was busy and said:
my feet.”
“«waller.”
teeth, the resulting offensive breath
“Have patience, Elizabeth!’’
To
“Oh, yee!
Lieutenants sometimes He wore a broad brimmed, bell-crowned
will be noticeable to the other person.
hat,
which Elizabeth replied;
etumble!”—Fliegende Blaetter.
The question ia: Are fine, white,
White as the locks on which it sat.
"I don’t want patience; I want bread
perfect teeth admirable and attractive?
Justifiable Hatred.
Never had such a sight been seen
and butter.”—Little Chronicle.
Will they tend to enhance your charms
"Why does Mrs. Dinsmore hate Mr. For forty years on the village green.
Templeton so relentlessly?” a.-ked Ho- Since old John Burns was a country in the eyes of your lover? Will yellow­
Fine Outlook.
beau,
teeth, or the pungent odors that exude
"What’s the outlook for a newspa­ jak.
And went to the ‘‘quiltings” long ago.
from uncleaned or decaying teeth, have
“
He
once
alluded
to
her
as
a
well
per in this town?”
Close at his ellows all that day
the opposite effect upon one who other­
preserved
woman,
and
some
one
re
­
“Finest in the world. Editor’« up
Veterans of the Penin.-ula,
wise might be fond of yo. ?
in a tree, an’ see« over the whole coun- peated it to her,” replied Tonrdik. — Sunburnt and bearded, charged away;
Aside entirely from the fact that it ie
Detroit Free Press.
Aud striplings, downy of lip and chin—
Clerks that the Home Guard mustered more comfortable and practically help­
ful to have perfect teeth and keep then,
In—
DEAFNESS CAN5OT BE CURED
A Work-Weary Suicide.
Glanced, as they passed, at the hat be in good order, you ehould not forget '
John McCartney, a 16-ytar-old, work- By local application«, aa they cannot reach the
wore.
that the very persons whom you would .
portion of the ear. There is only one
weary lad, employed by a dairyman, diseased
wish most to like you may be strongly
way to cure deaiuess, and that is by constitu­ Then at the rifle bis right band bore;
living in Baltimore, shot and killed tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an in­ And bailed him, from out their youthful repelled by a neglected or foul condi­
condition of the mucous 1 io ig of the
himself in bi« employer’s home. This flamed
lore.
tion of your teeth.
Tube. When this tube gets in­
note was found on a bureau: “I am to ' Eustachian
flamed you have a rumbling sound err imper­ With scraps of a slangy repertoire:
These considerations arj eminently
fect
hearing,
and
when
it
is
entirely
closed
"How
are
you.
White
Hat?
”
“
Put
her
die like a dog would, but I am better deafness is the result, and unless the inflamma­
sensible things for people to consider.
through.
”
off dead. I do nothing bat work.”
tion can be taken out and this tube restored to
for! ' They are suggested by a recent talk
“Your head’s level," aud
“Bully
Cinder Charley—Not at all. 1 told
her I bad been ridiu* in a racin’ auto­
mobile.
Bronchitis
a”
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