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About Klamath republican. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1896-1914 | View Entire Issue (April 2, 1903)
umors KKn WWW ■ ▼ • « BWW • w w V w w The Author (after the first perform SON WAS MOLRNFLLLY LATE + Draw Inga of th« Western Continent Made In tbe l.eet Century. ne to most people and cause many ance)—Well, what do you think of my plsy? Au «ntertaluuient of much Interest «♦«'« »»»♦«♦»♦i"»« ) l)llll >♦+ lbles,—pimples, boils anj other Feminine Friend—It was just lovely! from the atauilpolut of tbe antiquarian ptions, besides loss of sppetite, Who designed the heavenly dresses? — The old farmer died suddenly, so waa glveu recently at tbe Marquette t tired feeling, fits of biliousness, Brooklyn Life. when Judge Gilroy, bitt only son, re School, under the direction of Mia» ceived tbe telegram, be could do noth Fanny M. B hcou . the principal, the igestion and headache. SII. I nard II faithfully fur two Week, and It Fate's Injustice. ing but go up to tbe farm for tbe fu i'lte sooner one gets rid of them the completely cured me I have uol lied a -» Nocash (disconsolately) — Tbe rich neral. It wm difficult to do eveu that, main nature of which was the exlil pains »ihi’S, any »liera, Imi feel Ilka a naw bition of teu old niapa of portlona of ter, and the way to get rid of them are getting richer and the poor poorer. Thsr. art » i»»ltitihrt or for the Judge was tbe leailiug lawyer tbe American continent, reporta tbe woman I am truly thankful for »hat pseially hou»ewiv»,. ai»! 1111 1 to build up the system that has Friend—What’s wrong now? I'eromi ha» dona for ms."-iJIaroara Al lu -------- , and every hour was worth St. l.ouls Globe-Democrat. They tire obilgeil lo ......... their fw< ...... Nocash—.Miss Fullpurse has refused many dollars to him. Iwrly. feted from them is to take ar» wrvtcheil bevami >ir"‘'"l’""" ., tbe property of Sidney Cleuieiiaon of me and is going to marry Mr. Coupon. bacatisi Ui»lr»lrto«lh «itti »"'d"» As he sat with bent bead In the | |H Boston, « bo see unsi tbetu while trav- piti II li»» 11.» e»l»riTnd ili-i'hmi ' ■ 11 —New York Weekly. Mr», bals Mann, »US liai Surs, M,»»,. grimy little train which lumbered ■ unti. tint., van.. Prs.ldcnf nl th, ladt«, iwlvic organi Tliew ».uuen l' . „..i, ellug lu Australia from a French con- llifliiorniiiKlIrtil.iltW'bi'im-'' 1»’'''1 ( AM Noilsly. wilt»« I aut vlsaw.l I.. «1,, through tbe farms, be could not keep Will Smash Him Then. sul. and were loaned to Misa Bacon. uralx' !.. l'stiiiia hx ths Iils»»i1 rullof I f<>uh,| their dall» timi»» l> r, 'd o" 1 ) " •*' details of bis cases out of bls mlutl. Ihmiilh II« u»r I •uS«r»«l h>r ,»«r. with I«. , “He has challenged you," aaid hit j tbe of them were made by 1'ow- Hight night as lìmi •• bifort. rming in combination the Spring friends. “Why don’t you fight him?” He bad been a good, respectful sou. lie „ ho «11.1 dr»««lns •<"»" I'Sl'ts <•»«••• h».t nail, who came to America lu 1753 as I., gn in Iw'i and »'«x Ihar» nhsn I »as •> bu., xlicine par exeeilence, of unequalled Ihat I I'.iuld III, l««|arvd II »as 1 tarai..,, , “(t irn’t the right time of tbe moon I had never given bls father a heartache; royal governor to the colonies of Mas Mr». Eva Itartho. I3J I .'X',': >1 in pic g,-las ml lo in» » hall l*»rung waa brought ength in purifying the blood as yet,” exclaimed the enraged man, j and tbe old man died full of years and sacliusetts. New Jersey anil South *itli'wh»i'l> ganarallv known •• „ ,h lo in, notliw , ,ar» drop aaamad lo giva ma in'» 111», and arar» d. ar ma-la ma 'ani laitrh l,"‘ ".. which 1 iwn by unequalled, radical and pet» grinding hia teeth horribly.—Chicage l virtues, “a shock of corn fully ripe." Carolina, in succession. He returned tn eonnrctlon with "[<■ letter, and I promlaml nitarlf that It I found I Tbe phrase pleased biui. I h» doctor« advocati'd an opii»U ...... ( ( , Tribune. to England in 1761 and obtained a dri-a-ii-d vary ninidi. ami »In nalt ' f,.,,,,,, I ment cures of that II i mad mal »nul-l a-lri-al» Il a» that “1 wish to tell you,” said the doctor, nthar «iiirrthig »otri»« ahould know ol ti ¡ seat In parliament. The last part of go under It »»adlng -d th» i.l.t» ■' ”> bava lutali In pattai < hrsllb to, una ,»ar. I an Just Suited tbe Scorcher. trofula Salt Rheum "bought It beat tn give thin «<11 gravely, "that your father's thoughts bls life was devoted to antiquarian a trial, ao 1 bought thr»<< l-lth- 1 * ,.„„„1 work and pl a.iira tirana» tn ,n- h fin» health, ¡aid Mead And tbe soul of tbe wicked one wss were all of you. He was 111 but an Bolle, Pimplee and 110 in ut-la ■••»ma Uni bea» , le tu h|,„ studies. These maps were published Now lama changed wom»n , * ,on ai» In «'""I h.-alth, l'rruna ha. «tu next condemned to fall through space hour, but his cry was for 'John! Johu." me. It took nine bottle--, but I ~ I Kind« of Humor Psoriasis lu London In 1794. a niiiia»bold blaaalng. and I n»v»a ubi proved I ki-i-t taking n. a» I ' " “'1”’ t >„.»|ih at the rate of a mile a minute for 10,- unceasingly.'’ ood Poisoning uni li agalli • Mra bai» Mann Rheumatism 1 am ", |T, veara ' published Uonaomuelt were The other two maps and 1 nva not fall nt well 101 Blloen “Say,” he shouted as he “If I could have been with him!" starrh Dyspepsia, Eto 000 years. lu Paris in 180«. Ono of the Eng MU' K All! MANN. Mr» hva Hart ho passed the 10,00Oih ghostly mile post, Accept no substitute, but be sure to “this beats any riding I ever tried!”— said tbe Judge. "He was greatly dl»appoiuted that Itsh mafia gives the thirteen original MISS I.OriSH MAHON. States; one of tbe French maps shows :t Hood’s, and get it today. Automobile Magazine. you missed your half-yearly visit last spriug. Your visits were the events of seventeen stars and seventeen States. No Comparison. None of the English maps show Wash The Indian Was Funny. bis life," said tbe doctor* ington or St. Ixius. The French map First Boy — My mamma belongs to my While on an automobile trip State "Last spring? Ob, yes; I took does. There Is no Chicago ou either ma to' James K. Flood, of Hart., j one of tbe first families. family then to California." Second Bov—Pooh I that's nothing. icb., met a mounted Indian, whose “I urged him to run down and see of the maps. Cahokia attd Kaskaskia tree appeared much ftightened at tbe Mine telongs to one of the last fami you ou your return, but he would not are on all of tbe maps. One of tbe lies.—New York Life. old maps gives the United States and achine. Tbe senator called out: go.” “Joe, is your horse much afraid?” “No, he never felt at home In the bordering Spanish possessions, gives One Form of Argument. tbe four old paths across the country “Naw, heap fool; be only mad. He A Denver justice comes to the sup city.” —"upper,” "middle." "lower,” aud ink you take his job.” — Brooklyn bad be Tbe Judge remembered that port of tbe New York qrusade against "old trading path." One shows an agle. down. wheeling baby carriages on tbe side- not asked bis father to come old wagon road, where the railroad ____ writing _ for the April . _ _ walks by saying that if God meant Ted was ashamed of his grandfather's now goes through—Harper’s Ferry. Since Century The Evoloution of American Censns babies to go on wbetls he would have wide collars; aud Jessie, who was a The endless mountains in Pennsylva fine musician, scowled when she was iking,” which gives interesting de- put wheels on them, asked to sing the "Portuguese Hymn" nia are shown, and the mountains in tils of the magnitude and intricacies Econcmy. every night, The Judge humored bls the southwestern part of the ! the “decennial snap-shot of tbe na- Any good housewife can readily see children and had ceased to ask bls “United States." in which there on,” tbe Honorable W. K Merriam "gap for horses." One map shows as resigned tbe office of director of tbe economy in paying 5 cents more for father to tbe bouse. The farmhouse was in order and California is not an "Island.” 3e census, to become vice president of a 3-pound can of soild packed tomatoes than for a 2% pound can which is half scrupulously clean; but its bareness Gulf of California seemed to make old Mr». Aana Martin. «7 Hart St.. Hraa»l,a. N, □e International mercantile agency. > .. writ.. ‘Paruhs ill.l w> murk for »a if *t I water and of inferior quality. And gave a chill to tbe Judge, whose own California an island until finally, trav- Ml,« Laul.e Mahon. 3 Ulen Hallie Strwt teal I. my July Io tc--lain .Hi It Io other, who Recently Acquired. this, to say nothing of the satisfaction borne was luxurious. The deaf old wo ■ ellng to the head of the gulf. It was Toronto. Ont.. Can.. Secretory ol the k'"!' mar i* »bnlllarly atM< ml A tout • y. ar «go and Secretary ol lady Menehee«. ni, health .. ............. plriely broke« down, had Tom—By George, old man, that’s a which you may have in getting the very man who had been his father’s servant discovered that California could be Daughter« write»: -"If »11 »-'men knew ol the I»- >elU« r a,. • hr dli.liirM an-1 lrr*<ularltlre. sol life New Albion is be derived from taking feruii» we would he>< tunning girl you just bowed to. Who beet which the market affords. This sat grim and tearless by the side of the "reached by land." ■,-ciuc-t .lark ii>,t»*4 W* ha>t naa for Iwruaa happier and and more healthful women ■ h IIS »■ • ’ It i . • ' ‘ r . . 1 . satisfaction may be yonrs if you ask coffin. shown on one of these maps, and Mex many s she?” My health ha* never been too robust, and am <arrh. au<l I <lro t.lrxl to try II for luy trouble. your dealer for tomatoes and other Jack—My sister. "Martha was faithful,” whispered the ico stretches north through the pres easily fatigued ami can not stand much In leo than thrw month. I lorama r«*»ular. ago 1 was ao run down that I had to take luy imine ha.1 entirely dlaaneeared, ai..| I am canned goods of the Monopole brand. doctor, “but she's deaf. His life was ent "United States.” On another map a to year Tom—Your sister? Since when? my bed. am! became weaker am! weaker A now perfei tly well " Mr. Anna Marlin advised me to try Peruna, and I nav»- Jack—Since last night. — Chicago They have no equal at any price. very solitary. The neighbors are youug. is marked "tbe French ascend the friend great reason to 1« grateful for in two week» Wadhams A Kerr Broe., packers, He belonged to another generation.” iews. River Mlssoury thus high.1 "and tilts was out of tied and in a month I was i*rfectb Portland, Ore. well, ami 1 now find that my health I" mm n Mr» Wm llHric’fc Krnnard. Wa»liihg. He reverently uncovered the coffin, Mississippi unknown,” “the Wabash, mure robust than formerly, do that 1 take teru loti couiilv, N*b . » rite» . the na onee or St. Jerome, according to and then with Martha went out and or twice a month and keep aell Marriage of Domestic Servants. ** I ani iiíi.t-Mi ye*Hi «»Id and haré no# Louise Mahon. closed tbe door. The judge was alone French.” frit wrll •imr ihe <’hai.gr o| |.ifr befan latí In Paris male domestic servants are were Msny other Interesting relics vruriRgo I raí In miwti *<>inr« htr* encouraged to marry, as they are ob with his dead. No Simulation. tiioNl <»í tbr time, tilt bfcrk *«« vertr «r»k, Strange enough, his thought was still added to the exhibition, one of them Perun a i* such a perfect specific for each miti my l!r»h »«» irudrr H hurt me lo lrMt» He—I suppose you think I'm acting served to be more settled and attentive of tbe cold bareness of the room. Those being a copy of the first charter of case that when patients have once used it «galliti ih* k <»f a < bair I ha»l i»m to their duty than when bachelors. In ike a fool. backed wooden chairs were there when the City of Ste. Genevieve, Mo., pub they can never be induced to auit it until m ilrr my • h’Ultbr bia>lr« tu Ib» f London such marriages are discouraged, She—No, indeed. I know better they are permanentlv cured. It begins t> mv bauli and lupa I aofnetinira be was a boy. It would have been so lished at Kaskaskia. Ill., in 1842. It as rendering servants more attentive to relieve the disagreeable symptoms at tim e ban that. ni v «r If olii “f thla Wofhi liad huí and I their families than to those of their easy for him to have made the bouse belongs to the library of the late Gen The backache ceases, the trembling knee* i'oitl »peli». dllfhi«**« and trenii»|hig i>( iha He—Yon do? comfortable — to have hung some pic are strengthened, the appetite restored, th« eral Rozier of that city. A pair of limbt and *a* lu«h * fl**h all ihe un »• She— Yes; I know the difference be- masters. tures on tbe wall! How his father bad slippers given by Pierre Laclede to digestion made perfect, the dull headach' Afirr foilowing your dirxit iib and laMii * is stopped and the weakening drains ar« iween acting and the real thing. l'rruna I tw» irai llkr ad)tf«r*nl pariun " Ocean Liners ot 1880. delighted in his engravings, and pored Miss Valle, belougs to the same collec gradually cured. These results uertainh Mr» Wm. Ilrtrii k By the breaking up of the Servia and over them! tion. A poem on the capture of Fort Follow a course ot treatment with Peruna Mothers win Boo Mrs. Winslow's Sooth If you do n«>l drrivr protnj»t and **1$*. Barbara Alberty, corner Seventh ami Looking dow into the kind old face, Kaskaskia in 1778, written by Cap ing Syrup tbe best remedy to use for their tbe Alaska there disappeared two ol factory reetilUi fmm ihr u«a r>f l'rruna, the three famous Atlantic liners whose with tbe white hair lying motionless tain St. Gem. of Ste. Genevieve. Is now Walnut sheets. Appleton, Wis , writes as Shlldren during tbe teething penod. • rural <>n< • lo l’r llartmaii. tfivlng a in regard to Peruna tuli «tAtamani nf vour < aM* a*»«! ba *1.1 he appearance twenty years ago was re on it. be found something in it which owned by Miss Chauncey Clemont, a follows “For years I have sutlered with hack- plra«*d lo giva juu bit valuabla advlce Same Old Complaint. garded as the opening up of a new and he had never taken'time to notice Be pupil, who was in charge of the pre ache and severe pains in the side. 1 doc grati*. tored so much that I became discouraged most important page in tbe history of Old Emdee—Well, bow do you like fore—a sagacity, a nature fine and sen cious collection, Many of the pupila l'rruna nn !*• ptirrbaaad for |! per U>U school friend told me how very much Atlantic steaming. your profession? sitive. He was tbe friend, tbe com assisted Miss Bacon in the entertain A lia ai all hr»l « la«« drug ature* Peruna ha<l benetitted her and I sent out Atl lre»« Pr llnrtn a»» I rr^ident <»f Tbe rade. whom he had needed eo often! ment. Young Emdee— Profession’s O. for a bottle, which did more to relieve me A Great Avenue ot Tree». Hartman haiii'arium, l’ohimbua, Oblo that: all the other medicine I have ever tak- It’s tbe practice I’m kicking about. — He bad left him with deaf old Mar- Japan has ^n avenue of trees fifty tha for his sole companion! ———--------------------------------------------- ■ ...... ... ■ 1 ------- —• Town and Country. LIVE ON A MERE PITTANCE. miles in length. The trees are crypto- » — I There hung upon the wall tbe photo Beware of Ointment« for Catarrh That mera, and every one is a perfect speci graph of a young man with an eager, Porto Rican« M.nare to Subsist Well Stesa. W«xi usi llrat fews Is Order. SNaHmg. Hangar., Putt-,. and HeMinf. Contain Mercury, men, quite straight, from 130 to 150 strong face, looking proudly at a chub When Others Would rtarve. PEIHEvt IHTINtl PISTON AND VAI.V» HMM. ▲a mercury *urely deetroy the sente of feet in height, and twelve to fifteen The cost of living in l’orto ltlco la by boy on bis knee. The judge saw tbe THE McCAULEY MACHINE WORKS. I <*»t <»t Morrison St.. Portland, Or. smell and completely derange the whole sys The avenue ex strength in the face. (H-rhapH less, gauged from tbe natives' tem when entering it through the mucous sur feet in circumference. faces. Such articles should never be used ex tends from tbe town of Namanda to “My father should have played a view of necessity, than in any other cept on prescriptions from reputable physi cians, as the damage thev will do is Un fold tox Nikko. high part in life,” be thought. "There quarter of tbe globe where modern civ the good you can possibly derive from them. Poultry Netting is more promise in bis face than in ilization has obtained a foothold. Dr. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Tremendous Power ot Explosive. r*~ Cheney A Co., Toledo, O., contain* no mercury, ! Ryder, secretary of the American Mis France has secured the patent rights mine.” and is taken internally, acting, directly upon CURI* ALL the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. of a new nitro-glycerine powder which In the desk was a bundle of old ac sionary Association, who lias recently In buying Hall’s Catarrh Cure be sure you get returned from an inspection of tbe isl count books with records of years of it is contended will send a rifle bullet the genuine. It is taken internally, and made in Toledo, Obio, by F. J. Cheney & Co. Testi seven and one-half miles and increase hard drudgery on tbe farm; of work in and. tells the following story to illus Wire an J Iron Tenting monials free. winter and summer and often late at trate the scale of wages and living in the artillery range eighteen miles. Sold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle. 10 CENTS-EVERYWHERE tbe island. Hell's Family Pill* are the ben. night, to pay John's school bills, and BANK AM) OFFICE RAILINGS An Expert Opinion. "I was riding through the Interior to send him to Harvard. One patch of Barbed W ire, Wire and l»»n Fencing. The Ecclesiastical Tender. “Yes, be started a matrimonial agen ground after another was sold while on horseback, on my way to Ponce," Cashier—In what denomination do cy and expected to make a lot of mon he waited for practice, to give bint he said, "when I saw ahead of me in yon want your money? .clothes and luxuries which other young the road a native carrying a log on his ey” MANUFACTURERS. M7 FRONT ST. Uncle Rube—Wa’al, I’m a Methodist “Why didn’t he?” men in town had. until but a meagre head. It was a log twelve feet long, myself, so ye might as well make ’em "fie married bis typewriter girl in portion of the farm was left and must have weighed 200 pouiftls. that.—Princeton Tiger. side of a week, and she wouldn’t let John Gilroy suddenly closed tbe b ok. He seemetl to trot along with it on eeeo him go on with tbe business because it “And this is the end!” he said. "The Ilia head without any trouble. I asked "1 hate gone 1* daj« al a lima wltkeat • JOHN POOLE, PORTLAND, ORE. YiaCan Det Allan-» Foat Kaaa FBKK. « was too dangerous. ” — Cleveland Plain ■Aevaaacnt of ibo bowel«, not b«mg able to I WHIT TO BUY FCB CASH boy for whom be lived and worked, my companion to stop and ask bltn Foot of Morri »on Street« Write Allen 8. Olm«ted, LeRoy, N. Y., for a tbem eicept by using but water iBjectloua. free »ample of Allen’» Foot Eaae. It cure» chil dealer. rai? Fou lhe **al harfaln* In Boiler* won fortune and position—and how did aliout it. He did so, and the man said tnoro i Chicken, I hick and Genas fmtb- CbroDlc coottipatloD for «even years placed me Io and Engine«. Wlndm!!’«, and Gone- blain». «weatlnr. damp, swollen, aching feet. he repay him?” he had cut and ’ropped' the log. that thl« terrible condition; during that time I did at- ral Mart...... •» w-i Ma-blno* a It make» new or tlrh t »hoea easy A certain A Different Specie*. i era. A<l<lrvM arytblng 1 beard of butnever found any relief, eueb yure for Corn» and Bunion» All druggist, sell He knelt on the bare floor, and shed is. got It ready to split into timber, waa my case until 1 began using CAMi AHKr*. I ■ peclalty s« ua before buying •‘I thought you raid Brown was a it. 25c. Don't accept any aubstltute. O. O. SMITH. i O.O. Si bitter tears on the quiet old face. "Oh although It was not loosened enough now bare from one to three passage« a day and If I regular bibliomaniac.” ! 1Olh aclOawlt Wi rn-.FwW/anrf.Or i waa rich I would giro •100 00 for each moveroent; It But there to fall apart, the day before; he had la auob a relief.'* The Best of Reasons. ati . miu L H unt . “Not on your life. I said he was a father! father!" he cried. ••• • . .......................... ... ... ... • i ............. . S a MO***'*'. »■•■••)I MS Husaen di. Detroit Mist. “Why don’t yon go to boasekeep* bibulous maniac.” — Baltimore News. was no smile on tbe quiet face, He brought It fifteen miles ou his head YOUR (IROUI R was too late. — Youth's Companion. •> that morning and had three miles fur log’” Will knew roti want th. bnt canned CANOY A Feminine Dig. ther to carry it Into Ponce. “Couldn’t afford to live in keepirg r'riiiu»nil testable. In th. n.arkrl if □ I»»»««« CATHARTIC you simply lay aaa a »»♦ » »♦« »♦♦«». aaaa-a. “ 'And bow much will you get for with the wedding preeente.” — Ex-1 •‘Mrs. Sniffy is awfully uppish, isn’t e ♦ ♦ MONOPOLE. change. abe?” * OHIO MAN IS EVERYWHERE. J It?" asked*my companion. No other brand I- ■. ,.«4 Wadhama /------------------------------------ ‘‘Yes; made-uppish.” " 'I hope to get 15 cents,' replied the 4 Kerr Bro.., Portland i „ ♦ ♦ For forty year'» Piao’» Cure for Con- Thia spring or any other man. 'but I max get only 12. ’ •<e»D«s«pe'»«MM>. .. »I«,».! .>»ia<a *>•>... aumption ha» cured oough» and colda. At I Harmless Infatuation. “But that sum would buy as much time be sure to provide druggut». Price 25 cents. There are fully as many natives of as $1.50 would up here.” continued the “Confound these literary clubs, I yourself say. My wife's wile’s craxy over Browning. Browning. ” tbe State of Ohio residing outside of doctor, "so the man was really work WHY HAVE DULL KNIVES f Her Plan. P1»»«»nt. P«lat»bl«. foutu Tail* Oo«d the State of their birtb as are to be “ So ’ s mine. But I ’ m Dot raising no ing for about 75 cents a day. It Is es Sood. Na.arBic»»», *wk.n or Ur-pa Ute “I’ve been two weeks trying to get COMFORT my husband tn give me $50 to buy a any objections. Browning's de*d.”— fouDd by tbe census enumerators timated that a man can support a fam-1 ... CUBS CONSTIPATION. .. within its borders. At least 1,250,000 fly by three days’ work a month. Food Marta» Bwaa, new drees,” complained Mrs. Gazzam Washington Times. cai^a*. >»ow, •» r«*. a SPEED have sought more congenial surround is practically free. Fruit is to be bad to Mrs. Wiffles. Wisdom of Age. ings and now look upon tbe Buckeye for the taking, and the poorer classes “I never do that.” I Wh*"£a.r,»«»eur««n Meal Hhariwm r SAFETY Somewhat ol a Dampener. Bees (sweet sixteen)—Did you notiie State with feelings of more or less In- I practically live upon fruit. And as for ’ “What do you do?” itiii ‘ i* "r VerY c°nvcnicnt for “I have my drees charged and leave what a knightly air Mr. Dashing has? difference. No other State has such a a house, a convert borrowed a dollar Mrs. Simpson—Just see what mother ladles to uae. If n„t »alu-fut tory n turn Bctwern St Paulcr Min Aunt Mary—Yes—sort of an np-all- record, enviable or unenviable as it from one of our missionaries to put up haB sent ns—a lovely big turkey for our it «nd g»t y.rar money back. Mail ”5. my husband to fight it out with the neapolis and Chicago by to Convex Sharpener Co., 215 .'Hat St , nightly air. as it were.—Chicago News. may be regarded. collector.”—Harper’s Bazaar. a bouse when he wanted to get mar Christmas dinner! I, came by express | I thicago ’ obtaining tickets via ' this morning. New York and Pennsylvania have a ried, and it was plenty.” i ------------------------------------------- much larger population than Ohio, but Simpson (joyfully)—Bless her heart! rrnn^-m That’s just like her. neither State contributes so much to Jone« Liked the Uirla. COMS? fl tbe population of other States as Obio. Mrs. Simpson — And ---------- she sent -- ns _ a CREEN “Yes, it is a pretty good cigar,” said - ;5 cent*! fl Nearly 200,000 of Ohio natives live In Brown as he held It up and looked at no,e Ha?ln8 e‘ie would be here to help p«rTON.'a IndiaDa.140,000 in Illinois and 90,000 lu it critically. "Jones bought ft, but If us_eat ll' Detai'cl info rr.ation cor . Or»»t»»t, Chn»n«at Pood H Michigan. Kansas has 90,000, Iowa he thinks he bought my silence with onlarth for Sheep, «wine, ■ ^»Joyfully)—The rectly given on inquiryto Cattle, eto. fl 90.000, Missouri 80.000. Pennsylvania It be is mistaken, as the story is too dickens! That’s just like her, V k. •»•<- I n U V, r.«4 . 60.000, New York 30,000, Colorado, 25,- ! good to keep. Jones, as you know, New York Times. »• «-IWWH >«r. • -||.|W. H A KYER, 000, California 35,000 and Washington considers himself a great ladies' man, Billion Dollar Ornas 210 Mutual L fe Bldg.. Scalfir. 20,000. I although he Is old enough to know' .. ..... . I— -. rr . -..c G A COOPER, i There are 10,000 Ohio natives living better. I was walking with him tills In Texas, 5,500 In Massacbu etts, 7.000 afternoon and be could talk of noth Í". .................. 1 1 1 ,, i-, 373 Stark St.. Poi fard. Ï2. .’A— vi . ii « io* i... urm >u44 tr 1 The Kind You Have Always Bought has borne the signa In Montana, 15,000 In Oklahoma, *00 Ing but his ‘latest.’ Suddenly lie ex- ture of Chas. II. Fletcher« and has been made under his in Alaska and 4,300 in Washington, tbe I claimed: Motion nnd 10o. personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one kt«*. n r«'"» national capital. Obio men are dis | “ ‘By Jove, there she Is now, across I aam . i e ■,“'7 •’"“•Ho)•«.)• «Ufi to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and tributed throughout the country so ' Just-as-good ” are but Experiments, and endanger the the street! Isn't she a peach?’ “ 1 had a most stubborn couth generally that there Is no State In I "Off came his hat with a flourish, health of Children—Experience against Experiment. for many yesrs. It deprived me which they are not to be found In con-' exposing his bald pate to the cold of sleep and I grew very thin. I siderable numbers and usually taking wind, and an idiotic grin spread over then tried Ayer's Cherry Pectorsl an Important part I d Its public and bus his features. Cantoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare« and wss quickly cured.” iness affairs. R. N. Mann, Fall Mills, Tenn. goric. Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It "Much to my surprise, for she did i Obio Is not so populous a State as not look like a girl who would indulge contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic fattening f,,r ""oket. Hhnrtrns « period one-faurth. Haven pe«d. Illinois, but at tbe time of the lastf substance. Ite age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms Sixty years of cures »iwt allay« Fevenshncss. It cures Diarrhoea and YA Ind i Federal enumeration It had a larger J in a street flirtation, she waved her ..„JAHEST cattle leeinintf Troubles, ITOUDICS s cures v/vuniipmauu number of persona In the military and I hand, hesitated a moment and then Colic. It reHeve* Teething Constipation and such testimony as the started to cross tbe street where we( •y. It asHiniilates .mi Flatulency. assimilates the Food, regulates the winter and turned naval service of the United States than '••r Hie Nume l* r>». above have taught us what Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy anil and natural sleep. , Its more populous nelgblior. It has wei>. The ChHdren’s Panacea -The Mother’s Friend. Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral more of Its natives in Hawaii than' “'They can’t resist me," said the will do. j Pennsylvania and Is practically the beaming Jone*. ‘Excuse me, old man - I »5 SO only Western State which has contrib see you later—ta-ta!' We know it’s the great "Hat in hand and grinning like a uted much to tbe population of New est cough remedy ever England. Ohio men are to be found monkey,” continued Brown, according Bears the Signature of made. And you will say everywhere in the United States, to the Detroit Free Press, “Jones ap I proached the young Indy, who sudden- j whether near or far from home. so, too, after you try it. ly stopped, looked startled for a mo ■ There’s cure in every drop. ment and then gasped: Where Hi* Heart Waa. ■’ortian<1. (>r "'Good gracious! Pardon me—I mis Tom—“When you offered that rich TWwdmt Us., Ha,||, Miss Bullyon your hand I d .n't believe took you for my grandfather.’ ’’ Consult your doctor, fr h, , k your heart was lu it.” then do «a he aeya If |.a t«n. ... 7 When a politician voluntarily gives to take It, then don't take it iia^kn no^ For Over 30 Years. Bob—' No. you're right. It was In Lxve it with him We «re iinin. koowg' P. N. II. up politics it's a sure sign there isn't mn. „ «UIHUI .T»<.T «rwTO.« cm. my mouth.'•--Phil d Iplilu Bulletin. Y KK co., L q well, Maia, uuuthcr dollar in sight. Weakening I-nciny to Women—Many Thous A Stealthy, Insidious, Needlessly From this Cause. and Women Suffer Tood’s Sarsaparilla and Pills BROMO-*' SELTZER Headaches Portland Wire & Iron Works CONSTIPATION • ' : I---- I GOING EAST : t CASTOR IA I Coughed ) What is CASTORIA Fattens QUICK! The Kind You Have Always Bought 11 IIFN writing to ad v«rti*«r* ?!•••• ** iiinnllon this paper.