Milk Co*»- ¡ih < cow sud Distress After Eating Fixing the Blame. Well, Uncle Rac'.us, what brought you here? Dem two big perl icemen by do rail­ in', yo’ honah. Yea, but didn't liquor have anything Nausea between meals, belching, vom­ to do with it? iting, flatulence, fits of nervous head­ Yessah. Dey wua bole drunk, yo’ ache, pain in the stomach, are all honah.—Chicago News. symptoms of dyspepsia, and the longer It is neglected the harder it is to cure it. Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills Radically and permanently cure it— strengthen and tone the stomach and other digestive organa for the natural performance of their functions. Accept no substitute for Hood’s. I "I bad dyspepsia twenty-five years and took different medicines but got no help until I began taking Hood’s Sarsaparilla. Bare taken four bottles of this medicine and can now eat almost anything, sleep well, have no cramps tn my stomach, no burning and no distress^ Mas. Wiims O. Baaarrr. 14 Olney St., Providence. R. L Mood’e Sarsaparilla promisee to Cure and koepe the promise. Had Sosa Better Days. Kind Lady—I suppose you have seen bettei days? Tramp—Yes’m. One day last week I got three dinners and 10 beers.— De­ troit Free Press. Plao s Cure ik a remedy for coughs, colds and consumption. Try it. Price 25 cents, st druggists. Aa OM Maid’» Philosophy. We may be better after suffering, and we may be worse, but our condi­ tions mast depend upon ourselves, and should never be laid to the nature of our calamities.—From “My Old .Maid’s Corner,” The Century, March, 1903. The only sorrow worth anything in this world is sorrow for others, and sorrow for others means helping others, not hugging our woes to ourselves.— From “My Old Maid’a Corner,” The Centary, March, 1903. To me it had seemed that thoee who occupied centers of affection should be lees concerned with what came to them aa their dne, than with what went out from them as their obligation; that, like the sun itself, they should be cen­ ters of centrifugal forces, radiating, through the very fullness of their joy, light and gladness in.o other lives.— From “My Old Maid’s Corner,” The Centary, January, 1903. Science vention With bls electro-magnetic gun. Pro­ fessor Blrkeland. who has been ex- Could Afford It. I [lerimentlng at Christiana, expects to “Hey, there!” yelled the indignant I hurl one thousand-pound projectiles citizen, dodging quickly backward. much farther than they can be thruwu “You dropped a brick just now that by explosives. came within an ace of hitting me on All the blood In tbe human body tbe head!” "Nape it!" shouted the workman on passes through tbe heart in about the twelfth floor of tbe unfinished sky­ three minutes. Tbe heart beats seven­ scraper. "We’ve plinty more av ty times a minute, 4.200 times an hour, 100,800 times a day. throwing out 2H thim up here.”—Chicago Tribune. ounces of blood a second, pounds an hour, 7% tons r day. It is only Filial Sympathy. “When I was your age," said Mi I when supplied with pure, rich blood Goldbags, sternly, “I earned my own that tbe heart, an organ six Inches living.” long by four Inches wide, can accom­ Hie eon looked uneasy, but wu plish this enormous amount of work silent. and rebuild its own wasted tissues. “Well, have you nothing to say for In an account of the recent survey, yourself in that connection?” under British government auspices, of “N—nothing, sir, except that I the Maidive and Laccadive Islands In sympathize with you, and congratulate the Indian Oeea.i, the habits of some you on the fact that it’s all over.”— of the hermit-crabs that inhabit them Tit-Bits. are described. These animals. It la said, were once Inhabitants of the sea, WHERE CHARITY BEGINS. but have forsaken tbe sea and taken to Wise Bros., the Portland Dentists. Say living on the land. They, however, retain the habit of protecting the ab­ ■■Help ThyseM." domen with some bard shield or cov­ In many _ ways _ tbe dentist is your ering. and one oi tbe pictures Illustrat­ beet friend. ing this peculiarity. In the published He helps you when your teeth are report of the explorations of the isl­ tiled. When your teeth wear out and ands. shows a crab which has taken break down he steps in and braces them possession of a broken cocoanut shell, up, puts new life into them, and makes and Is traveling i.bout with the vulner­ them efficient. Your success in life able part c* its body safely ensconced your feelings, whether of contentment therein. or worry, greatly depend upon how Recent experience shows that sci­ your nourishment agrees with yoa. Is it not a certaintv that yoar food will do ence should go band In hand with colo­ you little good if your teeth are unable nization in tbe development of new to perform their rightful work? To say countries, and often It should be the nothing of the advantage of having a pioneer. Sir Harry Johnston avers good looking set of teeth (than which that the British government might nothing is more effe lively attractive) have saved as much as $2,500,000 in it is more comfortable, and absolutely the construction of the Uganda Rail­ indispensable to health, happiness and way if It had previously expended success, to have a set of teeth that are $100,000 in enabling men of science to investigate tbe geology, climatology, capable of being used. Why delay a minute? botany and other scientific aspects of There is no pain connected with tbe region. Germany and France having your teeth put in perfect order. have shown an appreciation of tbe There is no pain in getting an entire I great utility of such Investigations in new set of teeth, which caDnot be tool I the settlement and exploitation of their from natural ones. Wise Brothers, in colonial possessions. Every day the the Failing Building. Portland, Oregon, practical value of branches of science are making scores of people bappy commonly regarded as almost purely every day, by sending them away with Intellectual In their claims to attention aa good a set of teeth as nature ever put u belng demonstrated, into a man's or a woman’s bead. The ' Evidences of tbe gradual revival of cost of their work is extremely mod­ solar activity, as manifested by the erate. There is little excise for anyone, presence of dark spots on the face of now-a-days, neglecting their teeth. the sun, are becoming more numerous Teeth are extracted absolutely without and conclusive. It is considered cer­ pain, and the expense of starting a new tain that tbe sun bas now passed tbe in life, with a sound set of teeth, is minimum of tbe spot period, and dur- Chairty" "at' homei“and I ln« the Preaent year many spots may slight. C . begins _ all persons having regard for their own 1 be seen. The Increase of a sun-spot welfare should go immediately and con­ period is more rapid than its subse­ sult such eminent modern dentists as quent decline. The minimum just pass­ ed has been somewhat long-drawn-out, Wise Brothers. and tbe return of the spots bas been The Low Root. I awaited for a year. In March tbe first A scam—Hardened case, is he? spots bearing all the traits of those Tufnut—De woiet ever. Did yei that belong to a new period were seen notice how baldheaded he is? in tbe sun’s northern hemisphere. In Aecum—Yes. latitude 25 degrees. It is cbaracteris- Tufnut—Well, dat’s from tidin’ so tic of a new period that its first spots much in prison vans; it wore all de appear far north or south of tbe equa- hair off the top of hie head.—Phila- tor, while at tbe end of a period they delphia Press. are near the equator. gun. followed him uutll be aaw him Jump from the atepa of the car Into the darkness, at least twenty miles from the nearest station. Theu the train moved on and the paseengert set­ tled Into a normal quiet. b#F Colds *” ““Il in ‘-«kltfg thè «oUghMt ’“'.’“'iT oÌ.A- -hylhial. »•. •• I bad a terrible cold and couU hardly breathe. I then tried Aver'. Cherry Pectoral, end it gave me m mediate relief.'* W. C. Leyton, Sidoll, ||| Ol ,dt Amerleaif. (Irwerlaa- i. Canneti Fruita and Vegeta- mistaken identity . .„h ewd bleeare.lia»1*" AB« lator Who Knew but Littl« About Poli.-« Affair«. Out of the press associations recent­ ly sent away on another mission one of Its men the regular man assigned to tbe White House—and put a new man in his place. WelL this new man was a good reporter in his old field, but I lie had no extensive acquaintance roiwneflt among public men. such as is necessary lMrs. Tupnian, a pf° nun“‘ in handling the White House news. The lady of Richmond, va., a K7 new man took hl» place lu tbe news­ paper corps on duty there aud was get­ sufferer with woman s troubles, ting along swimmingly. When the old tells how she was cured. men of the force “held up" public men ••For -me >'»•" } n.i.i he joined tn tbe process aud became backache, —wrv tx'Arlng-do F*iub quite familiar with some of the fre­ leucorrhuea. »nd falling ■' Ul,thiu$ quenters of the White House. One day I tried many remrehe». but uoUi | Seuator Dietrich of Nebraska strolled lu nnd walked Into President Roose­ velt's room. ‘“¿X “Who’s that?” Inquired the new re firaXlf bo«1., I “7n\, .nd have now taken ten MU;« porter, as Senator Dietrich went In. ** “Oh. that's Lieut. Kenuey of the with the reoult that 1 fi*> woman When I aS tenth precinct.” th. Vegetable ^“^t aPP^i»i “Oh, yes,” said tbe new man. "I \ M weighed have met him. I believe, aud I will see worn out and complete uervous collap**- XlyPW pounds. No*' him when he comes out.” Senator Dietrich came out In due pounds aud am improvingvery d time, and the new man went fur him “ gladly testify to the eeiiwl."- Mns. R. C. Ti rMAX, «« in good style. “Oh. lieutenant," called the reporter 30th SL. Blchmon^a- to tbe Senator, who was a few paces ahead. When a medicine hns Senator Dietrich turned around to ceasful in mor" than a aS meet bis questioner, but didn't show Sses, is It justice that he was anything else than a police say, without trving it. 1« n0‘ believe It would help m< • lieutenant. Surely you cannot wish to re- "How are police affairs? Talk to the multi weak and sick. President about anything Interesting?” Mrs. Pinkliiun. whose ad ■>!■< cas < isrr»..'» l»‘*‘ ’• • |»oint l'1* • ha»« **,n iita.lv fu« j lIlONC who Ky i fruita and vrgelables. ( Honopole Fruita B*r takeeli ll“ "J ’X—« in“»-« lh* . eithur. G«1» »*>•«" ‘ ‘ timi ,r“"’ ^7. ”X~-‘ ”■■ '""•• et. doma i*r»»iia ‘'I»1111 *^St ih' y . o (r„ni • bffighl without ‘TshîÎiÏi“ <»•'*"’ *’W so? Hs—Ono»- Dre. alm I Mb. Nl .'ll All 4ret|i^ i'antMit fwtir <«*<•* then «Io •• •'« «M* • • • • • I • 11 8 $ • • U I«« tali« II. *b»n 4uu't •--- lake 1« h . Laa.S || •iU> !>»••• * ... c-- -•! Vitu.g — I “••11 Hua I ,,, .■Indwd? Where were you? ••1 «as in an elevated car, and I M« you in the Street J C AY Ml I <» ^OBMOON | FotTLA»» St. Helen's School tor Girls, WtlU- Wi.At Itili Thirty thlr«! year <’«’?»> hhn II hur bulb!|n|1 MtMlern e<|ul|«ui«iil. Ara«l«iuir and a.nf prrparatfry evuraea. H|»rcial court»« mtial«- and art. Illu«tra(«4 catalogue. dapartment« now , .Ml** l!I.FANOk IltHlttfn*. Prtadgtf FARM unit i tiros RIVER FÀILI |,00a«0G0 Oust omeri gn I TX •• 1 tout by J“:T 111 I ig uivi« an4 l»*uv« 510.00 for 10c awn's fsniw _______ n« fgnn •**»! aatu|»l««, At < • REÂTK HORRORS OF THE BLACK CELL. Terrible Method of Punishment in the French Prisons. It was In lie Nou that Mr. Griffith saw the terrible cacbot noir or black Pleasant. Palatable. Potent Taste Onos, ns cell—"that engine of mental murder Rood, borer Sicken. Weaken or Or p. st I k M s . which tbe sentimentalism commuuards ... CURE CONSTIPATION. .. SserU.s UeK, teapur, Cswoeo. SaursÀ. two. IIS bas substituted for the infinitely more merciful lash." The cacbots noirs were never opened except at stated in­ tervals—once every morning for in­ Language Deficient. spection and once every thirty days for Cholly Softhrane— Ya-aa, I cawn exercise and a medical examination of tbe prisoner. Mr. Griffith stopped at make meself undebstood in French, the doors of two cases of “ten years' dontcherknow. tower co.»osTON.nAsa „I Beryl Bluestockholms—Really! The solitary confinement In tbe dark,” and English language is awfully deficient, asked for the doors to be opened. Tbe Not Her Broom's Fault. Lu’t it? commandant demurred for a moment. Mrs. Casey—O, but I losht a foine Mr. Griffith’s credentials were explicit little chiny vase that Mike brung me Mothers will find Mrs. Ylnriow'i Sooth, and tbe doors were opened. mg Syrup the best remedy to use tor their whin be come home late from the Dim- Ton Can Get Allan’s Font Kase FRKK. WHERE HE WAS GOING. ahlldreu during the teething penod. “Out of the corner In one came some­ mycratic rally Sathurdav night. T’was Write Allen 8. Olmsted, LeRoy, N. Y., for a free sample of Allen's Foot Ease. It cures chil­ thing in human shape, crouching for­ W m The Western Bully Decide 1 He jist bis own carelessness, too. blains, sweating, damp, swollen, aching feet. Felt Injured. Going to Get Off. ward, rubbing his eyes and blinking at Mrs. Cassidy—Did he drop it an* It makes new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for Corns and Bunions All druggists sell Two go^d natured little Irish boys J e - - ________ » break it? The following story of how a bully the unaccustomed light. It bad been it. 25c. Don't accept any substitute. IMERSON'S Mrs. Casey—He carried it home in was subdued on a railroad train by a three and a half years in that horrible once occupied the same bed. In the Could’t Be Otherwise. his hat. Share, he might a’ k no wed courageous conductor is told in the bole, about 3 feet long by 1H broad. 1 morning odb of them said to the other: “Dennie, did you hear it thunder that’d be the fnrst place I’d soak him. Miss Slim—Who wrote “Man Pro- I Baltimore Sun by D. E. Monroe of the gave him a feast of sunshine and outer —Exchange. poses?” Baltimore bar. Mr. Monroe was coin air by taking his place for a few min­ last night?” "No," said Dennis. “Did it really Miss Antique—Probably some inex- Ing eastward over tha Atchison Kall- utes. Rj> Must Forget One. perienced young author.—New York road one night in tbe fall of 1877. The “After the first two or three the min­ thunder?” Flannigan— Phat’a the matter wid Tribune. "Yis, it thundered as if hi ven and train stopped at Dodge City, which was utes lengthened out Into hours. I had Hogan tbeee days? absolutely no sense of sight. I was as airth wore cornin’ together." ____ _ _ -----------______ _ then tbe most important point for the Hooligan— He invinted an armor “Well, phoy in the worruld didn’t rllw «ftwsret LraareorDr Kii»’iOreuN«rre shipment of cattle In southwest Kan- blind as though I bad been born with­ that nothing can pierce, and a shell ye wake me? Ye know I can’t slaje “ »• Some of the worst characters on out eyes. The blackness seemed to that will pierce any armor, and be ________________ the frontlerd made their beadquarters come down on me like some solid thing whin it thunders!” said Dennie. doesn’t know which to fergit. — New Might Regret ft. -------------------- there. A number of passengers of the and drive my straining eyes back into York Times. B tati or Omo, rrrt or tolzdo , ( Mistress—Poor, darling little Topsy! true frontier type boarded tbe train. my bead, and tbe silence was like the L vca , C ockty . I °- F zasx J. < rzsit make« oath that ha la tha Preference. I’m afraid she will never recover. Do Among them was a fellow who par- Bllence of upper space. aenior partar ol tha firm ot F J i hcxzy A Co “You say that young woman compli­ you know, Bridget, I think the kindest tlcularly attracted my attention be- »* “When the double doors opened dolnj bualnen In tha City of To'adO, Coantr btata ator<-.a:d, and that nld firm will t.«r mented my singing?” h« exclaimed, thing would be to have her shot and cause of his burly form and coarse, aud again tbe rays of light seemed to strike an anxiously. put out of her misery. I could not but think, cowardly fea- my eyes like daggers. The criminal and every rue of Catarrh that cannot be cured | McCAIJLEY & BURBANK, General Machinists “In a way,” tbe young woman re­ | Mist, Mill Ao• ‘»«*nInternally and acta °n the blorid and mucous ■urfacea of The conductor of the train, a very It is scarcely three years since Mr. directly the system. Send for te.timoniala, free. courteous and efficient man, rather Griffith witnessed this atrocity. It Is . F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo. O Sold by druggl.t, 75c. ’ small of stature, named Bender, aomc a relief to know, as be Informs us In a Hall’s Family PlUs are the bast. time after leaving Dodge City, came note, says the Scotsman, that since through the car, collecting cares. Ben­ then—not, however, by legislation but Adapted to Flats. der bad some nasal trouble, which on the authority of the Minister of "I see that you have taken ap the made it appear when he spoke that he Colonies—this terrible punishment has vertical system of penmanship. Why was talking through bls nose. He been made less severe. did you do that?” drawled out his words very slowly, and “Oh, haven’t you beard? Why we Aided by the Government. altogether his utterances were rather are living in a flat now. And a aottree of worry, anxiety and endless trouble to those who are afflicted droll. He approached the Dodge City One of the most surprising of recent With them, particularly ao when located upon the lower extremities where co-operative enterprises received offi ths circulation is weak and aluggish. A gangrenous eating ulcer upon the bully and asked for his ticket. clal recognition in France recently, “Got no ticket," he said surlily. leg is a frightful sight, and as the poison burrows deeper and deeper into the when the ministry of commerce pre­ “ Where are you going? ” drawled tissue beneath and the aore continues to spread, one can almost see the flesh sided nt a banquet In honor of the suc­ Bender. JOHN POOI.R, PORTLAND. ORE. melting away and feel the strength going out with tha aickening discharges. cess of the Clialon coal mine. This I uot <>f Morrison Sirret. Great running aores and deep offensive ulcers often develop from a simple, “Goin’ where I please, and It’s none <‘an you th« )>e«t bergaln» In boil, swollen gland, bruise or pimple and are a threatening danger always, I °il£,ou5. bu* where 1 m floiu',” re- mine, which had not been worked since an«1 Hnwlntf Marblnaat because while all such sores are not cancerous, a great many are, and this pli®” , e bullT- • perlalty n « • u« l»ef«»ru buytng should make you suspicious of all chronic slow-healing ulcers and sores, par- "You ve got to pay your fare or gel ty-five miners who had been discharg­ ticularly if cancer runs in your family. Face sores are common and cause the "ff th,g, tralnJ and 1 wa[>‘ to know how ed from the Monceau pit near by. They I far you’re going,” agalD demanded Ben paid $3,000 for the property, which greatest annoyance because they are Valdosta, St., September, 1800. der. they had borrowed from the State. so persistent and unsightly and de­ I WAMT TO BUY FOR CASH Swift Speatle Oo., Atlanta, Ga. -j tell yoo Vm not telI)n. Since they began working tbe mine tract from one's appearance. o^’ea^y^te^vi^amali M 0De eUe where *oln’!’’ reP|led the each one of the men has received about Chicken, Duck and Geese feath­ Middle aged and old people and ers. Address flrat, no* at all painful, hut aa It b.ul?7’. at ,the same tlme Placing his $1 a day, 40 cents of which he has con­ those whose blood is contaminated